#Twin!Patton

[keeping-up-with-the-sanders]

Orange: Don’t you just love how mental disorders are just buy one get seven free?

Patton: I didn’t even really want the first one. My old boyfriend made me buy it.

Roman: Mine’s a family heirloom, passed down through generations.

Remus: Same.

Janus: I think mine was one of the things my dad threw at me as a child.

Logan: I’m pretty sure my parents gave it to me because they shoplifted it and didn’t want to go to jail.

Virgil & Andy: Ours came in a package deal: Being gay, homophobic parents, mental illness.

Remy: Bitch, you had parents?

Emilie: Mine was the last thing my parents gave me before they abandoned me in the middle of a Wendy’s parking lot.

Thomas: Jesus Christ, are you ok?!

[casart]

Toy Castle au because why not!🧸🏰

[confused-wanderer]

Why does no one take advantage of the fact that the sides can literally dress one another? Gimme Remus and Roman arguing about something, Roman getting heated and swearing to chop off Remus’ limbs and keep them from regrowing when Remus suddenly smirks, and points behind them.

Roman just hears a “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” before he turns around and sees Virgil there, in a very.. revealing and jaw dropping outfit that makes his brain make dial up noises for the next ten minutes while Remus just laughs at him and Logan sighs in exasperation wondering if he should just make a bet with Patton to get them together at this point.

[moondeew]

lol imagine Remus randomly giving Roman a normal present, like he comes up to him and gives him a rose. Like a totally normal rose. And Roman’s like “🤯” with Remus just embarrassingly blushing just standing there awkwardly like “🧍”. Everyone’s like “wth that’s so wholesome and OOC”

Then Roman just gets all giddy and starts chasing Remus around

(This ain’t Remrom just fluff)

I feel like the twins can tell when the other one is feeling upset

The blush is from embarrassment btw plz don’t take this as weird lol it’s not a ship

Made it a plush instead cuz I can’t draw roses lol

[randomnerd737]

[zeni1098]

Protective big bro Roman cuz I made a post about there not being enough of it.

(This is satire gays)

*Remus and Janus were talking in the hallways then came inside the living room. Roman, Virgil and Patton are watching tv and Logan comes from the kitchen*

Logan:What are you guys talking about?

Janus:oh, Remus’s new bf.

*everyone is silent*

*Roman’s head turns around*

Roman:His what?

Remus:WHY WOULD YOU JUST BLURT THAT OUT-

Janus:Why not?

Roman:Hold on rewind, wdym your bf?

Janus:Remus has been seeing someone for the past 3 months 😏😏 (isn’t Remus such a rizzler? 😏)

Roman:Ok, when were you gonna tell *me?*

Remus:I didn’t think you’d care one way or the other tbh

Roman:well uh um I do now! Who is he?

Remus:…Remy.

Roman:REMY?

Remus:Mhm

Roman:How??

Remus:Idk we just met up hung out then a while later he asked me out

Roman:*that eepy little bitch*

Remus:What?

Roman:Nothing! When you hanging out with him next time?

Remus:Like, tmrw ig.

Roman:Cool I’m coming

Remus:Wot?

Roman:I wanna meet him

Remus:YOU ALREADY KNOW REMY- 💀✋

[asksanderssides]

What's the dragon witch like? Aside from, y'know, being a battle opponent?

Logan: I haven't had cause to interact with her much, but she's always been very cordial to me.

Virgil: She's alright I guess, but I don't know her that well.

Janus: She's the only other person who knows how to put up with Remus' bulshit. And for that I appreciate her.

Patton: On a scale of one to ten, I'd say she's not so bad.

Logan: ...

Virgil: ...

Janus: ...

Patton: ...you know, she appreciates my puns more than you guys do.

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Janus: Is stabbing someone immoral? Remus: Not if they consent to it. Roman: Depends who you’re stabbing. Patton: YES?!?

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Patton: You stabbed him?!

Remus: Okay, but in my defense, you didn’t hear what he said.

Patton: What did he say?

Remus: “What are you gonna do? Stab me?”

Roman: I’m with Remus on this one. That was practically an invitation.

[halfhissandwich]

Guys I desperately need you to hear me out, I can’t stop thinking about this.

So, My Little Pony. Canterlot Wedding. You know this episode, you probably know it even if you don’t watch the show, it’s the one with the banger. Yeah that one. Do it but make it Sanders Sides.

Roman is Shining Armor. Janus is Chrysalis. Remus is Twilight. Patton is Cadence. That is all.

[ryoko1232]

another au idea so like

Roman and Remus r like dropped off at an orphanage when they were younger. When they grew up like at 8 probably they were being adopted.

One problem, they are being adopted separately, but they grew up with each other so much that they've kinda of became co-depended. So when they realized it, they refused.

Janus, the guy who was adopting Remus, made some small talk with Patton and Logan, the couple who were adopting Roman. Because of how much they persisted Janus suggesting exchanging numbers in case they would want to see each other, Logan wasn't very fond about the idea, but Patton still exchanged numbers with Janus.

A year passed, and they were still rowdy and wanted to see each other, and that's when Logan snapped, he didn't want Roman anymore and suggested exchanging him for someone else. Patton, who was already emotionally attached that he refused, they got in an argument which led to them breaking up.

Now having to take care of himself and a child alone, not even mentioning how sad he is after the break-up, he decided to call Janus.

idk what next but it leads to Patton and Janus falling in love and they live as a family and uh happily ever after ig

again, if this has been done be4 srry !

[spoondoodles]

Do you see my vision yet?

[enby-trash-rat]

Glasses

Fandom//Sander Sides

Warning: Swearing

Story Written by:

@a-rat-called-remus and @viva-gardens

Summary: Remus isn't the type to care about looks but when he realizes he's slowly going blind and has to wear glasses . . . That's a whole other story. He despises them.

Remus stares ahead of him frowning and squinting at the mirror. He looked fucking ridiculous. He took them off and then back on.

Repeating the process over and over again. He hated the fucking things and he hated how they looked on him.

He was going to be pummeled by insults.

Obviously he didn't care. He has never cared much about his appearance or what the others said about him or the cruel nicknames they assigned him, something they thought he didn't know about. Just because he doesn't bring it up doesn't mean he's oblivious to it.

Despite what the others thought he was much more observant and smarter than he appeared.

So why should this be any different. Why should these make him feel so unsure.

He squints down at the glasses in his hands. The ones Logan had conjured up for him.

It was a nice gesture but that didn't make him hate them any less.

he truly didn't deserve his kindness. Never has.

He'd have to leave the dark side eventually. He couldn't lock himself in his room forever.

Though Remus is sure most of them would be more than happy if he did that.

He squints down at them once more putting them back on. Adjusting them to his liking before looking back into the mirror. Staring at his reflection.

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A familiar tugging sensation tilled his body.

Ah, fuck. He goes to take them off again and then-- Poof! Remus was in his assigned spot.

The space between Roman and Virgil.

Roman was going to have a field day with this.

He tilts his head slightly to face his brother.

He hadn't noticed his presence. And by the looks of it no one else had either.

He stood there silently.

Something almost abnormal when it came to Remus, he was always blabbering about something or another. Spouting out every single thought that crowded his mind.

Remus' eyes dart around the room again.

He looks to his other side to see Virgil glancing over at him. Not quite staring at him but now aware of Remus' presence.

Feeling the anxiety radiating off of him. His anxiety only heightened when he saw Virgil looking. It was odd. He was fidgeting with his sash adjusting it and readjusting it. What could have the duke so frazzled? His eyes flickering up to Remus face.

His eyes immediately landing on the green glasses. The glasses. He wanted to reassure Remus, comfort him, not only for Remus' sake but for his own. The anxiety radiating off of Remus was a lot. It felt like scorpions were crawling all over him. He had to stop it. But if he confronted Remus it would only draw attention and things would only get worse. Virgil understood that feeling more than anyone.

Roman hadn't noticed his brother standing next to him. He looked at each of the sides. Patton, Janus, Logan, and Virgil.

He somehow still didn't see his brother.

He looked at Thomas.

Nobody had said anything since they were called here. Not one word. Logan would usually say something, and if he didn't, either Patton or Virgil would. Janus hadn't been here long enough for Roman to know what he would do, and he didn't see his brother.

He looked at each of the sides once more once again somehow overlooking his brother and went to speak.

Roman throws his arms up. "Why has nobody said anything? We have been standing here for quite a bit, Thomas! And we still have yet to talk! Nobody has talked! Not Specs, not Padre, not even Virge. I'm just saying! I'm just bored!"

he throws his arms around while talking, making him look like an uncontrollable puppet.

Remus flinched slightly at the sound of his brother's voice, catching him off guard.

He looked over at Roman, who was staring at him. Or rather staring through him as if Remus hadn't even been there.

He watches as Romans eyes scan over each of the sides, and Thomas once again.

Still not noticing Remus. Good.

His mind immediately wandered off as his brother continued to shout at the others.

[theeerealpunkin]

Tw Blood, implied murder

Au idea where Roman kills Remus when they're kids cause he gets pressured by Patton or something, I didn't think this thru all the way, i just wanted to draw angst & Roman consumed by guilt

Should I do smth serious with this?

(Cut because tw)

[charlottesometimesss]

agosto ⭑｡𖦹°‧

[zeni1098]

@halfhissandwich

Yk what I find funny? The fact that in the omori aus we literally make everyone kill each others OTHER than the actual canonical siblings 💀✋ so here’s another au for that lol

Sunny=roman

Mari=Remus

Basil=Logan

Aubrey=Janus

Hero=Virgil (cuz dukexiety lol)

Kel=Patton

Omori=princey