#Ty for sending an ask! I had a lot of fun answering it ^^

[stepswowdsen]

Hi! (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

I'm not sure if i should be asking this here or on your main, but i was wondering, do you have any ideas for what music Kuroha/Saeru would listen to? If he would listen to music at all

And maybe you have ideas for other characters too?

【KagePro】 Music HCs 🎧🎵

Hello and thank you for the ask! 💗

I don't mind anywhere ^^ I just prefer putting ramble posts here on my side, and art-related posts and questions on my main, for organizational purposes 👍

I usually tend to assign fitting Vocaloid and J-pop songs to charas based on lyrics/meaning, but thinking of the reverse (what kind of music the KagePro charas would listen to) is super fun to think about! 💖✨

I have a habit of liking to assign music tracks to my faves based on lyrics/meaning or vibes 🥰 💗

I like thinking of the HC idea that Kuroha, Konoha, and Ene's headphones are more than just for aesthetic/decoration, and that they're actually able to play music through them

I like to imagine that Saeru can connect the audio output to his headphones via Bluetooth 🎧🎵

I haven't thought much about the kinds of music the others would listen to, but I came up with some ideas:

Kuroha/Saeru: Japanese Traditional Music, Japanese Horror music, Dark Music, Dark Classical

Mary: Ambient Forest/Nature/River/Rain Sounds, Upbeat J-pop

Ene: Lo-fi Hip-Hop, Japanese EDM, Electronic, Chiptune, Video Game Music

Kuroha/Saeru 🖤💛🐍

When I think about the kinds of music Kuroha/Saeru would listen to (or at least, ones that I associate to him), I personally imagine traditional Japanese music with a dark and ominous ambience.

I feel like if he listened to music, it'd be the kinds that would be fitting as background music for a Japanese horror game and youkai (“a class of supernatural monsters, spirits and demons in Japanese folklore”)

Since Saeru is an ancient being (and older than the world itself in KagePro's lore), I headcanoned that he’d like traditional music and Dark music with dark and ominous vibes (ex. Dark Classical)

I love the usage of traditional instruments like the Japanese koto, shamisen, and flute...

Dark ambient Japanese horror music, and perhaps traditional Japanese music that uses instruments like the Koto, Shamisen, and Flute.

I picked out my personal faves from this Japanese horror music playlist.

Traditional Japanese Music

Japanese Horror Music

Japanese Horror Music Playlist: (X)

Yokai by Krao: (X)

Ghosts of Japan by Derek Fiechter: (X)

Gashadokuro by Lantern: (X)

I'd put the videos, but Tumblr has a 10 video limit, so I just put the links and the playlist above.

I went looking for tracks after seeing your ask ^^

Some of these tracks are super long, so I just listened for a bit to help give an idea of what I imagined.

Yokai

This one has an ominous atmosphere.

Ghosts of Japan

I love the usage of traditional instruments like the shamisen in this one.

Gashadokuro

I love the dark ambience, and the usage of traditional instruments like the koto and flute.

Mary 💗🎀👑

I HC that Mary likes listening to the sounds of nature since she grew up in a secluded home in the forest 🌳🌧️

Mary grew up living in the forest, so I imagine she likes the sounds of ambient nature since it's calming.

I imagine she finds the sounds of nature, like rain, soothing and relaxing, especially when she’s reading 🌧️📖

Like those kinds of "Forest/Nature sounds" and "Rainy day ambience" music…

Ene 💙🐇📱

I HC that Ene would like Japanese EDM, Lo-fi Hip Hop, Chiptune, and Video Game Music 💙

I started wondering what kinds of music Ene would like… So I wasn't too sure, but I came up with some ideas ^^

In the Movie Route, Ene hums the tune of Yuukei Yesterday to Hibiya.

I love music from the GBA and DS era and also chiptune music (music in the style of old games like the NES, Gameboy, etc.)

There's also some KagePro 8-bit covers on YT.

These two covers don't seem like they were just ran through a MIDI converter only.

I chose these Headphone Actor and Outer Science ones since it sounds nice 💗

KagePro Chiptune Fan-covers

Lo-Fi Hip Hop Music

Parhelia by Leavv: (X)

Discovery by brillion: (X)

Tender Souls by Kupla: (X)

Nomads by Casiio: (X)

Gonna put the rest of the rambles under the cut! ^^

Rambles with Feila

My friend Feila also loves Saeru and chatted with me about their music HCs for the KagePro cast, so I’ll also mention their ideas and rambles here ^^

F: Kuroha listens to fucking heavy metal and his own song (AKA Outer Science) while planning his August 15th execution

Me: ADHSHSDHDSHS

This is so funny to me 😭 😂

I also love how our HCs are opposites

Imo I could see it going either way (or both)

He’s either the Heavy Metal or Traditional Music kind of guy, so I could see either or, honestly.

F: He'd be a casual listener tbh, not overplaying songs, just play it when he's in the mood

Mary and Momo would love Honeyworks akhdksjdkd

Me: OH yeah I love the idea of him listening to unsettling ominous Japanese horror music...

YEA unlike me he doesn't overplay music.

F: Mary and Momo would love Honeyworks akhdksjdkd

Me: Honeyworks has a very upbeat style!

Yeah they'd love super upbeat songs 👍

I could see Momo introducing Mary to upbeat Vocaloid songs and J-pop! 💖

F: Idk about Ene but she definitely listens to music nearly all the time when she has free time (AKA not annoying the people around her)

Me: Yeah I imagine Ene listens to a lot of Video Game Music 💙

KagePro Song Popularity Ranking 2019 by Sayuki

Source: (X)

Me: God yeah he seems to vibe to his own song 😂

Kid me would put Outer Science for hours on loop for MONTHS so I feel him at least

(I’m acting like I still don’t do this. I still do this. I put the song on loop for hours whenever I’m in a KagePro mood)

Me: Kuroha/Saeru’s Design Poll outfit is so good… 🖤💛🐍

Me: I imagine that Ene would listen to EDM, Lo-fi, and Chiptune 💙

F: Chiptuned Yuukei Yesterday...

I think I found one on YT once

Shintaro would be a hardcore vocaloid fan (and he's basically open to any genre)

Me: My HCs for Saeru is that he’d like dark and ominous sounding Japanese traditional music 🖤💛

Me: (Purely shitpost idea don't take this seriously)

He’d have horror movies as background noise /lh /j

Though it's a little boring to him he's been on the other end he knows what real screams sound like

(Chainsaw revving noises and the sounds of people screaming) /lh /j

Touhou Music 🎹🎵

Maybe it's just me projecting, but I wanted to give my faves some of my fave Touhou songs (based solely on vibes)

So I gave Kuroha/Saeru my fave "dark sounding" Touhou songs 🙏

What an honour for my big fave 🖤🐍

I'll link this Reddit index thread that discusses the music style and instruments used in many Touhou tracks.

Mainly putting it to remember where I referenced these threads.

You can take imagine these tracks to be either "Music that they would listen to" or "Music that fits the chara's vibe" 🎵

Dark / Classical / Traditional Music

Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism (SA): Stage 4 Boss - Satori Komeiji's Theme - Satori Maiden ~ 3rd eye

Reddit thread: (X)

Dark Music.

Piano, romantic trumpets, and harpsichords.

I love the piano and romantic trumpets in this.

I love the atmosphere. It sounds so sinister but also mysterious, elegant, and refined.

Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (EOSD): Stage 6 Boss Theme - Remilia Scarlet's Theme - Septette for the Dead Princess

Classical inspired, Jazz-Fusion.

The Touhou video game developer and composer, ZUN, used Classical music like Beethoven’s music as inspiration for Remilia’s theme.

“Remilia Scarlet's theme, ‘Septette for the Dead Princess,’ in Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (EOSD), is based on Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13 ‘Pathetique’ 3.”

Touhou 14: Double Dealing Character (DDC): Extra Stage Boss Theme - Raiko Horikawa's Theme - Primordial Beat ~ Pristine Beat

Reddit thread: (X)

Traditional Music.

The traditional sounding percussion (with the usage of Taiko drums) is so good in this track. Love the intro. It's so striking.

Touhou 13: Ten Desires (TD) - Stage 2 Theme - Welcome to Youkai Temple

Reddit thread: (X)

Piano and romantic trumpets, and traditional instruments.

I love the intro of this one. I love this track’s spooky atmosphere (Youkai temple) that makes it sound so cool and mysterious, but also jumpy…

Upbeat Music

Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism (SA): Stage 3 Theme - Walking the Streets of a Former Hell

Reddit Thread: (X)

Traditional Music.

This track is so bright and upbeat sounding. It gives the atmosphere of a traditional festival. I would give Ene this one 💙

Misc Rambles 🎵

Admittedly I'm unsure of how to categorize these tracks into music genres because Touhou music is very varied.

I love Touhou music, so I love assigning them to my faves 🥰

Toby Fox (creator of Undertale and Deltarune) was inspired by ZUN and Touhou music.

I chose a couple of my fave Touhou tracks for Kuroha/Saeru.

Touhou music genres are all over the place. ZUN’s music is very varied in style depending on the track (ex. Classical, Jazz, Rock, Metal, Chiptune, Traditional, Piano, Orchestral, Electronic, Swing, Folk, etc.)

ZUN’s music has such a nice flair... Really nice musical style.

ZUN's use of trumpets in his music is called “Romantic trumpets” and fan-nicknamed “ZUNpets”

Some of my fave Touhou tracks are WAY too upbeat sounding for Saeru.

So I picked out a few fave Touhou tracks from my playlist that have dark and ominous vibes.

Not sure how to categorize some of them, so I'll call it "Dark Music"

Touhou music by ZUN is its own unique style tbh... Overall it spans many music genres (depends on the track)

Like when you hear a Touhou song you know it's Touhou music

[sanjisleggy]

beautiful things (roronoa zoro x reader) [pt2/2]

a/n: the way Ace has me gripped by the BALLS is insane i have woken up every day the past two(?) weeks thinking about him send help anyway here’s part 2 of the zoro fic i wrote last week. also if you;re reading this, this is a plea for Ace requests ty

contents: hurt/comfort, fluff!!, making up, zoro tries his best :’)

wc. 2.3k

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part 1

i.

you know Zoro loves you.

you can tell from the way he’s always watching over you, even when you’ve been avoiding him for most of the past week. he keeps an eye on you during meals when you’re seated far away and not in your usual spot beside him, always ready to pass the salt or the whatever it is you need even before you ask for it.

you can tell he loves you from the way he checks up on you every night when you’re sleeping in Nami and Robin’s room instead of the one you share with him. Zoro never questions why you haven’t been sleeping beside him–he already knows the answer–instead, he takes a quick peek into the room you’re in and leaves once he spots your peacefully sleeping form draped across Nami. some nights, he does it multiple times, as if he’s unable to sleep and checking on you is the only thing he wants to do in his waking hours.

you can tell Zoro loves you from how Robin tells you he’s been asking the other Straw Hats what he should do to make it up to you. while having tea with her in the Sunny’s aquarium on a particularly cold day on the seas, you ask her how he’s been and she says he’s been resting, without needing Chopper to even breathe down his neck.

“he’s been asking everyone what he should do,” she says, taking a sip.

“do what?” you ask, tilting your head.

“he wants to apologise to you but doesn’t know how.” you can’t help but smile at the thought of Zoro overthinking such a simple matter–though, matters of the heart never seem to be simple to a man like him.

“he could just say sorry,” you think aloud with a shrug and Robin laughs lightly. 

“i think you’re too special to him for that.”

ii.

it’s been a little over a week since your perilous experience on Thriller Bark and you find yourselves docked at a new island. it’s fairly small compared to the other places you’ve been to but since it’ll take a few days for the log pose to set, everyone splits up to kill time in their own way.

Zoro heads straight to town with Nami accompanying him so he doesn’t get lost (and also because she has berry). holding a small piece of paper in his hands, he frowns down at it, prompting the navigator to ask what’s up.

“‘m just not sure if i can find everything i need here,” the swordsman replies with a deep sigh, missing the way Nami smiles at him. as tempted as she is to make fun of him for being broke and–possibly in the near future–single, she bites her tongue, knowing Zoro’s putting a whole lot of effort into his apology. she’ll be nice to him, for you.

“don’t worry about it so much, what could possibly be so hard to find anyway?”

Sanji felt Zoro’s stare burning into the back of his head for nearly five whole, silent minutes before the shitty swordsman finally decided to speak up.

“hey… i need your help.”

well. that certainly was not what Sanji thought he was gonna say but the chef would be lying if he said he was totally surprised.

almost everyone in the crew heard firsthand what Zoro said to you several days ago. the commotion inside the infirmary had drawn everyone to linger outside nearby in case an intervention was needed and it ended up backfiring in the worst way possible. you’d walked out of the infirmary in tears and cried even harder once you realised all your friends were looking at you after hearing what should have been a private moment.

Sanji nearly offered to kick his ass upon seeing your distraught face but stopped himself when he remembered the sight that greeted him once he’d woken up after encountering Kuma. as much as he wanted to avenge your feelings, he knew Zoro was going through a lot, too.

“the shitty co– i mean, Sanji told me to get ‘em roses because ‘it’s romantic’,” he said with a scoff, as if physically incapable of talking about the blond chef without insulting him. “but i know (Y/N)’s favourite flowers are daffodils. i just don’t know if this island has them or not.”

the next person he approached was Nami, who was much less courteous than her previous counterpart. upon seeing his face, she’d started tearing into him immediately, stopping only when she noticed he was just letting himself take all of it.

“not gonna fight back?” she scoffed, unable to push away the anger she felt on your behalf.

“why would i fight back if you’re right?” he replied, his jaw clenched. “i know i fucked up. that’s why i came here for help.”

“you told me to get her a gift, like a necklace or something,” Zoro continues talking without missing a beat as the two weave through the crowded shopping street. “(Y/N) doesn’t like necklaces, though, they make her neck feel itchy, so i thought i’d get a bracelet instead.” even though he’s finished his sentence, Nami can’t help but notice how he looks like he has more to say.

“you’re broke, aren’t you?”

he nods, looking almost like a child being scolded by his mother.

“fine, i’ll pay for it this time. only because it’s for (Y/N).” Nami keeps it to herself, but she’s impressed he remembers such specific details. if only he could do the same with directions, she sighs.

he never intended to ask Luffy for relationship advice but his captain, with his weirdly high emotional intelligence, sniffed out Zoro’s distress without even realising it. he was one of the few who didn’t catch the argument so he wasn’t really sure why his first mate and chronicler weren’t seen together as much as usual but he knew something was up and wanted to help.

“i think you should buy her meat. lots of it. just all the meat the island has to offer.” Luffy nearly started drooling as he spoke and Zoro wasn’t sure if he even remembered what the conversation was about at that point.

the whole meat thing was useless but the conversation did spark an idea in him.

“there’s this candy that (Y/N) talks about a lot, it’s her favourite,” Zoro says with a smile, unable to help remembering all the times you yapped on and on about how it’s the best thing ever from your childhood and how you hope one day he gets to try it. he’s not a fan of sweets but if you love it, he knows he will, too.

“that’s gonna be the hardest thing to find here, i think,” Nami says exactly what Zoro’s been most concerned about. “but i think if we try hard enough, we can probably find it.” she gives him an encouraging look. “c’mon, i’ll help you look.”

iii. 

you only see Zoro again when the sun has set and everyone slowly starts gathering in the dining room for dinner. you’re not sure if they’re just trying to be funny or if they’re actually this bad at subtlety because your beloved crewmates don’t even try to hide how they’re leaving the last available seat next to you. Chopper’s even draped across two chairs for no reason aside from “i just feel like lying down today”. you don’t point it out, though, having reflected on your role in the argument after your conversation with Robin, you no longer feel the need to be petty.

with an awkwardness only two complete strangers could possess, your boyfriend slowly takes a seat right beside you. to Zoro’s surprise, you turn to look at him for a second–so starved for your attention, he nearly feels his heart stop–before asking, “you okay?” your eyes flicker down to the fresh set of bandages wrapped around his upper body. 

“yeah, i’m good.” Zoro coughs and looks away, inadvertently making eye-contact with Nami. she frowns at him and mouths "don't be a loser!” turning back to you, he feels his heart drop when he realises you’re talking to Sanji about something else now. not wanting to draw too much attention to himself, the swordsman tugs gently at the hem of your shirt.

almost instantaneously, you look back at him, a hint of a smile on your face. “what’s up?” you ask, reaching your own hand over to rest it over his before rubbing your thumb over his knuckles.

swallowing thickly, Zoro murmurs, just loud enough for only you to hear, “can you meet me in our room after dinner? i have something to show you.” his face is burning red and you swear you can feel his calloused hand start to tremble ever so slightly.

the last person he ended up approaching for help was Chopper. it wasn’t planned since he’s just a little reindeer but Zoro thought it wouldn’t hurt asking him for his opinion, especially since redressing his wounds always took a bit of time and the silence sometimes got a little awkward.

“hmm…” the doctor hummed thoughtfully as he opened a new pack of bandages. “wouldn’t the best thing be to just do what she wanted you to? i mean, you guys fought because she didn’t want you to train while still injured, right?” Chopper sniffled a little but held it together. it wasn’t a secret that he felt a little responsible for your falling out since he was the one who asked you for help in getting Zoro to rest that fateful day.

“i think i might have an idea.” 

“here,” Zoro says as he hands you a neatly folded piece of paper. there’s an obvious lump on your bed under the blanket but you opt to ignore it for now. in the distance, you can hear the clanking of utensils and muffled chatter as your crewmates carry on with dessert without the both of you. 

unfolding the paper, the first thing that catches your eye is a large stamp of what looks like a hoof at the very bottom.

this note is to verify that Roronoa Zoro has locked all his training equipment and swords in the crow’s nest and that the sole key is in the possession of Tony Tony Chopper. if in any case Roronoa Zoro tries to exercise before he is cleared to do so by Tony Tony Chopper, the latter reserves the right to throw the key into the ocean. signed, Roronoa Zoro & Tony Tony Chopper

the laugh bursts out of your mouth before you can help yourself and for a full minute that’s all you do as the silliness of it all tickles at your heart. too preoccupied, you fail to notice how Zoro’s eyes soften as he watches you in silence. seeing the familiar smile on your face, after more than a week of being deprived of your voice and warmth, soothes his nerves in a way he should frankly find alarming. no one person should hold this much power over him and yet he wilfully leaves his entire heart in your possession to keep safe or to break. 

folding back the extremely precious document in your hands before slipping it into your pocket, you return your attention to the man standing in front of you, his physical size a stark contrast to the shy smile on his flushed face. 

“i got you some stuff, too–” before Zoro can turn away to bring out the gifts, you lunge towards him and lock your arms around his neck. he’s quick to return the embrace, instantly nuzzling his face into the junction between your neck and shoulder as he holds you close. 

“i’m so sorry, (Y/N),” he mutters into your skin, brushing his lips against your jaw as his warm breath brushes past your ear, “i didn’t mean what i said. i was pissed at myself and took it out on you.” Zoro hears you draw in a shuddering breath and his fingers curl around the fabric of the back of your shirt instinctively. “i’m sorry. you’re never a burden and… i-i want to be the one who protects you for the rest of our lives, so please,” your boyfriend pleads as he presses a kiss to your neck, “keep fussing over me and taking care of me. i’ll listen to everything you say.”

for a while, you remain silent, basking in the warmth of his embrace as you think about what he’d just said. you feel almost breathless from how rapidly your heart pounds in your chest and you briefly wonder if Zoro feels it, too. mistaking your silence for hesitation, the swordsman presses his lips against your neck and jawline a few more times as he runs his hands up and down your back.

“i love you,” Zoro mutters as he shuts his eyes and leans his temple against yours, wondering if this will be the last time he gets to touch you like this. “whatever you choose to do with me, i’ll always love you.”

“i love you, too,” you sniffle, finding yourself suddenly tearing up as you’re caught completely off-guard by his words. “i didn’t know you could be so cheesy,” you add with a soft laugh, only to feel his fingers brush against a particularly ticklish part of your body. you try to wriggle away but even an injured-Zoro is much too strong for you to break free from.

“don’t make fun of me, brat,” your lover replies, his own lips tugging into a smile as he keeps you locked in place and unable to escape from his wandering hands. “this is what i get for pouring my heart out to you, huh?”

“no, you get this,” you giggle before pulling your head away just enough to kiss all over his face. shutting his eyes, Zoro basks in the feeling of your brushing against all parts of his face as his heart nearly bursts from the overwhelming affection; and he can’t help but wonder what he’d done in his life to deserve such a beautiful thing. 

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[itsmeoculi]

16!Dazai x PM!reader smut where:

Reader was on a mission with him and since he's stressed as fuck he got more stressed since he saw you(his lover) flirting with someone(even if it's a mission). Once you got home he did the thing and overstimulated you.

Ty! Take your time ♡

Tiny but important note:In one of my posts I did put that I wasn’t on board with doing minors (16 yes is close but still not really comfortable) but since Dazai does have a canon adult age I’ll make it 19 cause I’m not comfortable doing ages under 18. Thank you, I hope you understand and I don’t think it affects the story that much.

Let’s get a move on now!

“𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝒹..”

Pairing: 19!A bit of Dom!Dazai x Sub!AFAB(FEMALE)!PM! Reader

TW!: SMUT, NSFW CONTENT, MAINLY FOR THOSE OF MATURITY, eating out, overstimulation, and y’all already know Dazai is a bit of sadist but I don’t think that’s in there much

Synopsis: It’s been busy in the Port Mafia, so busy that Dazai l hasn’t seen you in a while. Lucky for him Mori sends you two on a mission, he was happy at first but you seemed to not give him the attention he craved. Now, you’re getting punished.

Mori sent you and Dazai on a mission. Of course, Dazai, being Dazai, was more focused on being with you than the actual job. But here you are now sitting at a table in a fancy diner waiting for a specific waiter by the name of Ruki Satō (not a canon character just made it up) Ruki Satō was one of the best performing waiters, but he screwed over the Port Mafia after not repaying a debt and killing two of the Mafia’s men. Mori sent you two to kill him, and lucky for you he was your server tonight.

Dazai was ecstatic to see his lover again, but unfortunately for him his belladonna was paying more attention to ANYTHING but him. You would hear him go.

“Bella…” “Come on (name).. look at me.” “Love, let’s chat, the waiter isn’t even here yet~”

“Not now ‘Samu.. we have something more important than what your trying to do right now.”

Now, Dazai would usually laugh it off.. but the way you said it wounded him. You were cold and it was like a dagger to his heart when he heard your tone. This whole week had been a mess for him, and now his belladonna? The love of his life had became part of that mess…

He stayed quiet

You no longer heard the sweet nothings he’d say, only silence.. Awkward silence, until Ruki broke it.

“Oh hello I’m Ruki Satō and I’ll be your server tonight. What can I get you two~?”

You proceed to order something light

“Awesome, that will be it for the lovely lady? How about him?”

Dazai looked painfully at the waiter ‘What did he just call (name)..’ he thought, he didn’t answer the waiter in spite of how pissed off he was with Ruki hitting on you.

But you took the Ruki’s flirtatiousness as an advantage and proceeded to flirt back.

“He’ll have the same thing. Thanks sweetie for being so polite tonight. And forgive my friend, he’s tired.”

You blew a kiss at the waiter before he left. Dazai did not like this one bit. ‘Friend?? What the hell is that kind of excuse?’ He stayed quiet though, because he had plans for later.. on his revenge.

A few minutes passed and Ruki brought your food. Of course wanting to seduce him more, you asked him to stay and chat.

The waiter liked this and at this point Dazai wouldn’t be surprised if you two made out already.

Dazai’s hell of you two basically asking each other to fuck, goes on for about an hour. When it’s finally over you say this.

“Dazai, please meet me in the parking lot. I want to give our waiter here’s special tip in the alleyway~”

He was scared now, he thought if you were about to do what he thinks your about to do he’s done with you. He left for the parking lot, reluctantly, as you guided Ruki to an alleyway.

“This might be the best customer I had tonight~”

“Hehe, let’s have fun.” The waiter was vulnerable now, and you start shuffling at the back of your pants, which made him think you were gonna remove them.

..but instead, you pull out a gun.

“Wait! You- know don’t do this don’t-“

Bang..

You used a silencer.. to of course cause less commotion. Now the job is done.

You leave the alleyway and go to the parking lot. Dazai waiting at the car, engine ready. Once you enter, it’s straight home, he has some matters he needs to.. deal with.

Once you get home, he slams the door and locks it, removing his coat. “I’m gonna go change ‘Samu.”

You said, heading for the bedroom not even taking a single look at Dazai. But this was perfect for him, because he had a plan.

Ignoring your “warning” he swung the bedroom door wide open and pushed you onto the bed, you were already half-nude. Bra off, and the only thing covering you was a pair of lace underwear, and your hands.

“You look pathetic, belladonna.”

“Dazai- I told you I was- MGH!”

He cut you off by inserting 3 fingers into your mouth

“You’re gonna have to be punished for your whole act, back at the diner.”

He said as he removed his white dress shirt, revealing his bandaged body.

“I should’ve left you at the diner y’know.. but now your helpless. Who knew the cold and fierce (name) would be so quick to submit.”

You whimpered but he removed his fingers from your mouth.

“Quiet now belladonna. I need you to lay back for me.” You followed his orders.

“Great now open your legs wide for me darling.” You tried to do so, but you were so intimidated so you could even move an inch!

“You can’t do anything right, can you?” He leaned forward, resting himself on the bed, and then harshly opened your legs wide. You let out a slight whine from the sudden movement. He placed his face in-front of your sopping cunt. The wetness bleeding through your underwear.

“Gotta get rid of these somehow~” He said, immediately ripping the under garment and throwing it to the side. (too bad you bought those last week 😬)

“You’re soaking wet already? Such a slut (name) such a slut!” He said deviously, as he prodded his tongue around, and circled around the outer lips of your cunt. “You still taste as good as last time, but how you spoke to me in the diner may have ruined it~”

You wanted to sock this little bastard into a duffel bag. He was being such a jerk right now.. he was probably gonna edge you, or that’s what you thought. Until he said..

“Don’t worry belladonna, you’ll get your sweet release, but you will have to pay for stressing me out so badly.”

Your fucked..

Dazai inserts his tongue, deep inside of you. Then, he started to make more friction and lapping up your insides like a dog. The more he licked, the more wet you got. He hit all those sweet spots that made you see stars.

You reached your high and a loud moan filled the room. Dazai made a stifle grunt, pleased by the *honey* you made, he licked all up like it was maple syrup.

“Fuck! ‘Samu.. so good. H-hey wait I’m not-” your sentence was interrupted by a groan, as he started to abuse your cunt, with that silver tongue of his. He went back to eating you out and muffled “I don’t like it when my meal gets interrupted.” The vibrations of him speaking against your pussy made you arch your back beautifully.

“Beautiful, belladonna..” Dazai said, while adding in one of his slim fingers to run around your clit. This caused you to gasp in the immense arousal you were feeling. His free hand wandered, massaging your breasts. That’s when you came a second time, but instead of a short pause he kept going, lapping you all up.

“Wait- Osamu! W-wait-mhgh~”

You could barely fabricate sentences at the overstimulation. Your 2nd orgasm just happened, and he didn’t even pause!

Tears started forming in your eyes, and you were a moaning mess.

“Shh, belladonna I need to hear your moans not you sobbing.” He said harshly, you nodded. Yours eyes like a puppy’s big and.. “innocent” not you in this case, a better word would be helpless.

Dazai was abusing your sweet spots and your his tongue hitting exact one with such accuracy. It was like he saw inside of you.

You had your 3rd orgasm, still no stopping.

You were fucked silly, like it was some sort of euphoria coming over you. This round however was the fastest pace.

Cunt, puffy. Clit, swollen. Sweet spots BRUISED. And your throat hurt from your high pitched gasps and moans coming out of you. At some point you felt part of his teeth, but he was unstoppable. You were whining and sobbing. Tears streamed thinly down your eyes. You were pretty sure you were trying to say “Too much! Too much!” But it came out as a bunch of gibberish.

Then his tongue finally hit that special spot that made you see stars, and your 4th orgasm came. Thank god he stopped at that. He took his hand that was playing with your clit, and licked it clean. He proceeded to give you a few kisses before going to the drawer.

“What are you- doing?” You said, catching your breath.

“Just the finale of my punishment for you.” He pulled out a vibrator.

Dazai proceeded to place it near the entrance of your cunt, and set it to the weakest level.

“Have fun~!” He said, while sitting in a nearby seat smirking at you as you struggled

What a cruel asshole.

Hii this the end I hoped you kinda liked this. I’m not awesome with smut but I’m willing try yk.

[queewp]

So what's Ford's motivation of research in your Monster Falls au? Is he fascinated by humans and wants to study them without bias? Does he want to publish a paler that would make monsters consider coming out of hiding? Are they even from the same dimension??? What would this au's version of Weirdmageddon look like?

HEHE SO- Ford's motivation:

Ford’s motive for research is similar to the original–he wants to document the weird and the unknown. Even as monsters, I can imagine there’s ALOT that has yet to be discovered–I can imagine Ford is also just rlly into that stuff in gen! He ofc still has the journals, tho they are ofc gonna differ slightly in content cuz some of the stuff in the Journals would already be ‘normal’ occurrences/creatures in his everyday life

Is he fascinated by humans and wants to study them without bias?

Yes and no. He is indeed fascinated with humans, but he’s smart enough to not barge into human settlements. The only reason Ford ended up trusting Bill is because Bill, surprisingly, nursed him back to health when Ford stepped into a trap (which may or may not have been a trap Bill had set up lol). Ford decided that humans couldn’t be THAT bad if Bill had helped him (he was incredibly wrong). Thus, he started feeling comfortable enough to ask questions, draw humans, write them down in his journals, etc. So yeah but also, it wasn't his initial plan--he is indeed incredibly fascinated in them, but part of it was also because the human he was researching was also Bill Does he want to publish a paper that would make monsters consider coming out of hiding?

Kind of!! Not exactly a paper, but he wanted monsters and humans to work together instead of being fearful of each other. He saw how Bill and himself worked and he thought; 'why were we so afraid of humans?' Ford and Bill, instead of working on the portal, were trying to figure out a way for humans to find / cross the barrier protecting Gravity Falls.

Are they even from the same dimension???

Yes!! In my version, Gravity Falls is a town of monsters w/ a barrier protecting them from humans. It's impossible for human to find the town on their own (if a human tries finding it, even with directions, they'll end up walking in circles and never finding it), and they’re also unable to cross it even if they DO find it. They found this out when Ford insisted that he come to Gravity Falls, so that they could go further into their research (Bill at this time, offered to help, and has been helping Ford with his journals and research); with Ford’s guidance, Bill ‘found’ Gravity Falls. However, it quickly became apparent that while Ford could step through this barrier, Bill could not. The next part of the research is like I had said before, trying to make Gravity Falls accessible to humans.

What would this au's version of Weirdmageddon look like?

HEHE basically a free for all hunting ground!! I’d imagine that Bill’s Henchmaniacs are also humans, and also monster hunters :3 They get free rein of a town FULL of the thing they hunt, what else do u think they're gonna do? /silly

I'm still tweaking a lot of the smaller things (and... a lot of other plot points) but that's basically around what I have :D Ty for asking this, this was so fun to answer <33 if anyone else has more questions, or ideas, defo send an ask >:D

[fandom-lover2]

Why For Art Thou Winchester

Plot: Now that she's living with Bobby, she's going to need a fake name. Choosing one is harder than you'd think

-image not mine-

“You guys are being impossible.” I groaned, slamming my head down onto the kitchen table before me. “It’s just a name.”

Opposite me, Dean continued to rifle through his box of cassette tapes, again. “Hey, I’m saving you from a life of embarrassment.” he defended.

Photos, done. Documents, ready. All that was needed was a last name.

“Remind me again why I can’t just be Winchester?” I asked, words muffled as I kept my face planted on the wood.

“Because Dean and I are kinda wanted by the FBI.” Sam replied from Bobby’s sofa, tying away on his laptop and he further fabricated my backstory.

I looked up, deadpanning my brothers. “And you two are the only people in the entire country to have the last name ‘Winchester’?”

Neither answered me, so I turned my gaze to Bobby for support.

The old grump just shrugged, continuing to read a lore book on goblins for a hunter in Arizona.

“What the hell are you wanted for anyway?”

“Take your pick.” Dean answered.

For another minute, he dug around the old shoebox, picking up and dropping cassettes when he didn’t like what he found.

“Jett?” Sam supplied, which earned a scoff from Dean.

“What’s wrong with Joan Jett? I love her shit.” I defended, which ended with me receiving Dean’s glare.

The quest for a cover name was seeming to be a lot harder than I thought. Or rather, Dean was making it harder than it needed to be.

Since I had technically just disappeared after the bodies of my half-brother and his mom were found, brutally murdered, news feeds were saying I had either killed them or was taken by the killer. Either way, enrolling me in Sioux Falls High tomorrow with my government name would send red flags through the national systems.

Hence, the cover name.

Dean was getting way too into it, trying to find me the perfect one and taking inspiration from 80s female rock stars. He was overthinking it, majorly.

Either the name didn’t match, or it didn’t sound cool enough, or sounded too “dorky” and would “lead to bullying”.

As it was, the cover story was I was the daughter of Bobby’s cousin who had recently died in a car accident. With him as the only family to take me in, I’d moved from Florida to live under his care.

Some of it was true at least.

“Andrea Jett sounds fine.” I tried again, ducking when Dean threw a cassette of hers at me.

“I’m giving you a reputation here, kid. It needs to be badass, make a statement.”

“It needs to blend in.” Bobby corrected.

I stuck my tongue out at Dean, and when he replied by flipping me the bird, I whined overdramatically, “Bobby, Dean is being mean to me.”

“You’re the one being a little bitch.”

“And you’re an asshole.”

“This is so much fun.” Sam spoke up, having turned his attention to watching us.

Dean and I both flipped him the bird, which he frowned at before returning the gesture.

“Don’t make me stand up.” Bobby warned, which had Sam, Dean and I all flinching before shutting up, passing silent looks to one another.

I glanced to the clock. We’d seriously been here and hour and a half trying to come up with a name. This was ridiculous.

“Do I even need to go to school? The world’s ending soon anyway. Shouldn’t I be enjoying my last few days, or helping you guys not break any more seals?”

Dean kicked my shin under the table.

“Ow! Asshole, what the hell was that-”

“The world ain’t endin’, and you’re goin’ to school.” he pointed at me sternly, emphasizing his points with timed jabs.

“But-”

“No buts!” three male voices spoke at once.

I broke out in giggles. “’Buts’.”

“Oh my god.” Sam sighed, turning back to his laptop.

“Oi,” Bobby called, and I looked up him. “School. No option.”

And his expression showed there would be no fighting him, and if he had to drag me in there and tie me to a chair, he would.

In two days, Bobby had done more for me than John had in the three years he’d known me.

He’d taken me clothes shopping, letting me pick out whatever the hell I wanted to wear. He’d given me my first driving lesson, telling me to ignore Sam and Dean in the backseat wearing bicycle helmets and offering less than helpful commentary. He’d taken the time to sit down with me and spent hours actually telling me about the monsters and crap of this world, not just barking out how to kill them.

He’d let me move things around in my room, bought the star projector I’d been eyeing when I thought he wasn’t looking, and I’d caught him studying every product in the feminine hygiene isle when I’d been trying on t shirts.

He doted on Sam, checking his stitches and cleaning his arms twice a day, rebandaging them with gentle hands. He’d spent almost all morning with Dean working on ‘Baby’ the car. He’d sat with the boys late into the night, whiskey bottle passed around as they updated him on the shitty situation of the world while I’d eavesdropped from the top of the stairs, falling asleep there and somehow waking up in my bed.

Sam and Dean relaxed around him, their hardass fronts dropping to them becoming regular 20 something year old boys. They joked, and let him take some of the burdens, and became human.

He was a good friend, a great father, and would be a strict but fair mentor if the time ever came that I wanted this life.

I didn’t have the years with him Sam and Dean had, but I had two more years of high school left and he made it clear I wasn’t going anywhere until then.

I stood up, taking the laptop from Sam, ignoring his complaints, and opened the page with my fake birth certificate.

I typed in two words, hit print, and handed back the laptop.

“Huh.” Sam commented.

The printer spat my document out and I bent to pick it up off the floor, handing it to Dean for a brief approval, not that I’d change it if he didn’t agree.

When he didn’t say anything but rather handed it back to me wordlessly with a smile somewhere between pride and apologetic, I made my way to Bobby’s side and handed him the paper, since he was the one with the false stamp.

He picked up the stamp, ready to just be done with this ordeal, but then his eyes caught the words and he stopped.

‘Name: Andrea

Middle Name: Jacqueline

Last Name: Winchester-Singer

Yes, I hated John, and for years had held onto the fact that I’d carried my mother’s last name and therefore had no connection to the man but through my blood.

But John wasn’t my only family. I had brothers now. Brothers who had risked their lives for me and had made sure I was taken care of, making no plans to leave me and Bobby anytime soon.

I had brothers who had fought like hell against everything Heaven and Hell were throwing their way and while they had made it clear I wasn’t joining their fight, I sure as well was ready to accept my role beside them as a Winchester.

But I also wasn’t alone anymore.

Yes, two days was not enough time, but it had been long enough to prove it would come.

Bobby would be my father, the man who nurtured me, raised me, kicked my butt when I didn’t want to do homework and stay up late helping me with assignments.

I had three people looking out for me now, three members of my family.

I was a Winchester. The men the monsters in the dark were afraid of.

I would raised by a Singer. The one people turned to for knowledge and guidance.

Bobby looked up at me. “You sure?”

I hadn’t been surer since the day I had discovered you could have ice -cream for breakfast and your teeth wouldn’t turn orange. If I ever ended up in the same place Mom did, that’d be the first thing I told her.  

I nodded. “It has a nice ring to it.”

Bobby blinked a couple times, then cleared his throat and bent his head, stamping my new birth certificate and falsely signing it with the date before my real birthday. “Good choice, kiddo.”

I smiled at him, watching as he blew on the drying ink before adding it to the folder of documents he needed to be able to sign me up for school tomorrow.

“Ok, I’m getting hungry. Burgers from that place in town?” Dean saved all of us from the moment of emotional awkwardness that followed, standing and grabbing his keys.

When Sam and Bobby agreed, he jerked his head for me to follow and headed to the front door.

I followed him, slipping on my new boots and grabbing Dean’s jacket. “Can I drive?”

“Ha! Never.”

Wayward Adjacent Chapter One: Who Are You

[paingoes]

Destroyer is afk

(Masterlist)

another sherbet colored update. i really love simulating internet speech in writing i think its so fun

(Content: death mention, past trauma, self loathing, comfort??)

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no posts in a month its over

they got him omg </3

Did indy fucking die?

RIP INDY

ndhakdvsnnd: can you guys stop saying that im dead  ndhakdvsnnd: also no more leaks until further notice. stop asking.

sunspot: Hey you don’t have to talk to us if you don’t want to but can you please give us some indication you’re still alive? 

sunspot: We’re really worried.

katkittykat: omg look at this video :3

katkittykat: have u ever seen a shark move like that in all ur life that shit is so crazy

katkittykat: hey where have u been lololol

katkittykat: are u mad at me :c

katkittykat: if its somethin i did can we talk abt it ??? 

katkittykat: okk ur making me nervous 

katkittykat: OH SHIT UR BACK

katkittykat: WTF

ndhakdvsnnd: hey sorry 

katkittykat: bro where did u go!!!! D:

ndhakdvsnnd: had to travel somewhere i couldnt bring my laptop

katkittykat: im rlly glad ur ok! 

ndhakdvsnnd: do you want me to send you the next batch

katkittykat: uhh yea only if ur up to it. whenever ur ready :3c

ndhakdvsnnd: i can do it now

katkittykat: ty sweetness

katkittykat: sunny wants u to answer him lol hes having an aneurysm xD

ndhakdvsnnd: okay

ndhakdvsnnd: hi

sunspot: Hey! 

ndhakdvsnnd: kitty said you wanted to talk to me

sunspot: Yes I wanted to know if you were okay because we hadn’t heard from you in a while

ndhakdvsnnd: obviously

sunspot: ?

sunspot: Why is that obvious?

ndhakdvsnnd: how would i be typing if i wasnt okay

sunspot: That doesn’t even make sense ?

sunspot: I assumed if you were offline for a month it was because you were either upset or in danger

ndhakdvsnnd: maybe i just have a day job to worry about

sunspot: In that case it would’ve been nice to receive some kind of warning so we wouldnt think you were hurt 

ndhakdvsnnd: i didnt have time

sunspot: You didn’t have time to type one sentence?

ndhakdvsnnd: okay im sorry

sunspot: Look I’m not trying to lecture you Im just saying we were concerned and I wanted to make sure you were alright.

ndhakdvsnnd: okay

sunspot: Everything’s really okay then? Nothing happened?

ndhakdvsnnd: i dont want to talk about it

sunspot: Alright.

sunspot: You know we care about you right?

ndhakdvsnnd: i didnt send a warning because i didnt know i was leaving until the last minute i didnt go by choice

ndhakdvsnnd: thanks for attacking me over it as soon as i got back though 

sunspot: Does it seem like I’m attacking you? 

ndhakdvsnnd: yes kind of

sunspot: I’m sorry then. I didn’t mean to.

ndhakdvsnnd: okay

sunspot: Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?

ndhakdvsnnd: i am just sad okay i am already getting yelled at all the time  i dont need to get it from you too 

ndhakdvsnnd: sorry this is stupid ill shut up

sunspot: No it’s okay! If you’re upset you can tell me that’s what I was messaging you about in the first place I had the feeling something was wrong

ndhakdvsnnd: are you sure

sunspot: Yes positive

ndhakdvsnnd: i just dont like feeling like everyone is disappointed or mad at me all the time i dont know 

ndhakdvsnnd: it would be one thing if i deserved it but i dont know i have been really really trying lately and it doesnt work and it makes me feel bad

ndhakdvsnnd: but i kind of deserve to feel bad so i dont know 

ndhakdvsnnd: im tired

sunspot: Why do you think you deserve to feel bad?

ndhakdvsnnd: a lot of reasons 

sunspot: I don’t think you deserve it.

ndhakdvsnnd: you dont know me though

ndhakdvsnnd: you wouldnt like me if you knew me 

sunspot: Well what I do know about you now is that you are risking your life and sanity to provide us information to help people.

sunspot: Just based on that I don’t think you deserve to feel so bad about yourself.

sunspot: I think the people you’re around are probably really hard on you and its affecting the way you see yourself.

ndhakdvsnnd: im sorry

sunspot: Why are you saying that?

ndhakdvsnnd: i dont know

ndhakdvsnnd: is it okay if i go to bed now 

sunspot: Goodnight! We can talk later if you’re up for it?

ndhakdvsnnd: okay gn

[larchwood]

Pen Pals

So I was cleaning out my work computer this week (in case I get axed by The big Cheeto and his puppet master), and I found this Ty & Zane drabble I started years ago.

Pen pals

4th grade

“Alright class, get out your paper and pencils. We’ve got a new project to work on today!”

Tyler obediently did as the teacher asked, hoping the new project would be something way cool like drawing dinosaurs. He fidgeted a little while the slower kids in the class took too long to get ready.

“Thank you, class. You all are great at following directions!” Ms. Clancy praised them. Ty nodded his head. Yep, he was good at following directions. His daddy made sure he did. “A good Marine always follows orders!”

“Now, my best friend in college is also a teacher. She went to Texas after college to teach there. And she and I decided to collaborate on an assignment together.” She paused to deal with hands that shot up in the air.

“What does ‘collbrate’ mean, Ms. Clancy?” “Coll-AB-or-ate, Kelly,” she enunciated slowly and clearly. “It means to work together. My friend, Ms. Lassiter, teaches 4th graders too. So we decided that we’d have our two classes be pen pals together for the rest of the school year.”

The next flurry of hands waved in the air.

“Pen pals are friends who write letters to each other,” she plowed on. “You’ll each get paired up with a boy or girl that you’ll send letters and cards to. You can tell them about yourself, and he or she will answer and tell you about themselves. That way, you can learn about them and what it’s like to grow up in Texas, and they’ll learn about you and what it’s like to grow up in West Virginia.”

She passed out names on construction paper. Ty’s eyes widen when he got his pen pal’s name. “Zane Garrett.” He poked his neighbor to get his attention and waved the paper in his face. “Look at my name! It starts with a Z! That’s so cool! I didn’t know there were names that started with the letter Z! What name did you get?”

The boys and girls in the class chattered as they tried to pronounce their pen pals’ names. Ms. Clancy gave them a few minutes to settle down as she wrote some sentences on the chalk board.

“Okay, class. Letters have parts to them – a beginning, a middle and an end. The beginning of the letter is the greeting. So everyone at the top of the page on the left, I want you to write the word “Hello,” followed by a comma.” She waited until everyone had that part down.

“Since this our first letter to our new pen pals, we want to introduce ourselves. This will be our middle section of the letter. I’ve written some sentences on the board that you can use in your letter if you can’t think of any of your own. Everyone needs to write down five sentences in your letter. You can tell them your name, what your favorite color is, what you like to do for fun, what your favorite movie or book is. You can tell them anything you can think of, but you need to write five sentences, okay?” There was some groaning at that. Five sentences was a LOT.

“After you’re done with your sentences, the end part is the farewell. You’ll sign your name at the bottom of the letter, okay? Then I’ll collect them all and mail them all together to Ms. Lassiter. Once she gets them and hands them out, her students will write back to you. Okay? So let’s get started! If you need help spelling a word, just raise your hand quietly and I’ll come give you a hand.”

I can barely remember where this was going to go. I think a few scenes of letters through the years. Then video chats. Finally they end up going to space camp or something together, (that one time at space camp) around the age of 15, get all blushy and giggly and shy for each other. Go to each other's proms, then go to college together, then fade to black?

Maybe one day.....

[lunapwrites]

Segment the actual-fifth

In which I had tried to rewrite it all properly with more of a narrative voice and then lost steam way faster.

Anyway, this is the last one. Promise.

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I: ORPHAN SOURCE

n.; a self-contained radioactive source that is no longer under regulatory control.

“See that guy knock himself out on the railing?”

Sirius is in fine form tonight, grin wide and white, a half-forgotten joint pinched between his fingers.

Lily wrinkles her nose at him, wiggling her septum ring. “What, the jagoff doing spin kicks in the crowd?” Sirius snorts, and she rolls her eyes. “Yeah I saw him — get fucked.”

Remus throws his head back, sending a stream of smoke into the air. “Wre-ecked,” he croaks, then coughs. James can’t help it — he laughs.

Peter flicks his lighter, takes three tries, then takes a drag. “He didn’t hit anyone, I don’t think,” he muses around his cigarette — no pot for Petey tonight, he’s driving. “Frank would have thrown his ass out if he had.”

“Like a fuckin’ javelin,” Remus pipes up again, miming throwing a spear, woosh. “Right out the fuckin’ window.”

“Serve him right,” Lily adds, not done yet because of course she’s not. She’s tying her hair into a topknot, scowling. “It’s a fucking metal show, not an MMA fight; get that Naruto-ass shit out of here.”

This of course prompts Sirius to start doing that stupid little run, arms straight out behind him as he runs down into the parking lot, and, well, James can hardly let him go it alone. He runs out after him, making nonsensical hand signs and pretending to blast Sirius off his feet. And Sirius, quick as ever, pretends to get his absolute shit rocked, sound effects and all.

You’d think they’d be tired after performing for two and a half hours, but they’re all fucking amped. They always are, takes hours for the adrenaline to fade, for James to feel the burn in his arms and calves, for Remus to register that his fingers are bleeding again. Tonight’s no different.

They’re a bit of a motley crew, the five of them. Former band nerds — later jazz ensemble nerds — who loved music enough to want to get weird with it. If anyone asks them what they play, they all give different answers. Lily calls it prog; Sirius, jazz with balls. Remus rattles off about fifteen different subgenres no one’s ever heard of — James still isn’t sure what a Djent is and at this point he’s afraid to ask. Peter keeps it simple: metal.

James just calls it fun.

They pile into Pete’s van, stubbing out their cigarettes and putting out their joints. Lily calls shotgun and James slips in behind her, and Sirius stage-dives across his lap, landing with his face on Remus’s upper thigh. He twists around, snuggling in like a Labrador looking for belly rubs.

"Keep it PG over there," James warns, and Sirius moans dramatically. No one pays him any mind; they’re all used to it by now.

Lily gets carsick about ten minutes in. She hangs her head out the window, breathing through her nose deep and slow while Pete begs her not to puke in his car.

“Technically,” Remus says, “she’s puking outside.”

He’s always saying that sort of shit — technically and actually and if he was anyone else James thinks he might hate him a bit. Thinks they all might. But somehow, no one who ever meets Remus wants to punch him in the face. He’s got a little je ne sais quois that warms people right up to him, inures him to most consequences. Like a puppy pissing on your favorite shoes. You just can’t be mad.

Sirius is like that, too, but in a

IN A WHAT, LP???? WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO SAY???????? [shakes brain like a busted vending machine]

The only other thing I had on here was the title section for the second chapter:

II: ISLAND OF INVERSION

n: a region in the chart of nuclides where isotopes have enhanced stability in a sea of mostly fleeting and unstable nuclei at the edge of the nuclear map

[crazylittlejester]

Hiiiii Jes

I wanted to tell you that I have a music competition tomorrow called Solo and Ensemble for my state school music organization thing. I’m doing a solo and ensemble (a person can choose to both or either). And one thing you have to have when competing is an original version of the music with the measures numbered. So I was just doing that and found out this.

That’s the 98th measure of the SECOND movement of my solo which also has a REPEAT to the beginning and is in 6/8 which mean funky looking rhythms. So like that’s fun. But I’m pretty good at it.

But anyways my ensemble group ( flute clarinet French horn and tuba of all things) is performing at 8:20 am tomorrow so much fun then I have my solo at 11:50 am. So ya over three hours in between.

Anyways which Lu boy(s) would some insane shit like this (modern or Lu canon)

Also (this is not tying to be rude, I’m coming from a place of curiosity) you’re dyslexic and you play(ed) music. Does your dyslexia affect the way you read music or is it generally unaffected by it? Again not trying to rude or anything, I’m just curious.

Have a great night and weekend!!!🫶🫶🫶🫶💗💗💗if you want I can send you updates of what scores I got for the competition.

And please take care of yourself, I’ve seen your posts about rewarding yourself and relaxing. Which is amazing!!!! Love u 🫶 (in a platonic, friendship way)

AUGH IM SORRY FOR ANSWERING THIS LATE!! I hope it went well!!!

im struggling to remember if i ever went to solo and ensemble- i have this feeling that i did but absolutely No memory of it 😭

and Wind would absolutely do this, he’d spend an entire day performing for his beloved instruments

and yeah actually, it does a bit almdkd. i used to play a lot more than i do now and it’d be hard for me to like, keep track in the music a lot, so i’d work to memorize things pretty quickly so i didn’t have to rely on reading the music because if i had to read it while i was playing i was much more likely to mess up. and good lord i was NEVER fucking good at sight reading- my piano teacher used to get mad at me because i sucked at it so bad. and dw i don’t think it’s rude to ask at all, im 100% fine with being asked random questions as long as they’re respectful, which this certainly was :)

AND YES ID LOVE TO KNOW HOW YOU DID!! THATS SO EXCITING

you take care of yourself too, i hope you had an awesome time!!

[tragedry]

I CALL WILDCARD, EVERYTHING IS YOUR CHOICE, RAMBLE MY FRIEND

i will in fact indulge in the rambling anon, thanks!

let's do ashler plus a bunch of random questions cause i cannot be stopped now that i have an excuse to yap about my two pookies!! >:3

3. Are they into PDA? Who initiates most?

nope, but in the times where they're both fine with skin contact, ty would be the one to initiate it most of the time. it would usually be simple touches like holding ashlyn's hand or grazing his knuckle on her arm or face. he also ruffles her hair when he can get away with it!

7. Who's clumsier?

ashlyn, but only when her thought's are pretty loud and she's too distracted to pay attention to where she's walking. thankfully, ty's there to stop her from walking straight to a post.

8. Who is a morning person? Who is a night owl?

ty rises with the sun while ashlyn rises with the moon! this is literally how their morning starts lmao

(i may have spent more than five mins making this meme)

17. Who is more competitive?

both are insanely competitive! they will compete at just about anything they think the other would suck at (but it's all in good fun, plus the winner gets to tell the loser what to do afterwards)

19. What do they fight about most often? (Alternative: what was their biggest fight?)

Alternative: their biggest fight was when ashlyn couldn't stop feeling guilty for what had happened to tyler, so whenever they're in a dangerous situation, she'd take unnecessary risks in order to save him. tyler caller her out for being too reckless, and the argument only intensifies when ashlyn tries to justify her actions.

the argument goes on for a while until ty's managed to for her hand and she finally admits why she's so reckless and desperate to put her own life in danger-- and it's solely cause she didn't want to see him hurt ever again. and ty isn't necessarily comforted by her answer, bc he isn't used to being the one on the receiving end of someone else's sacrifice, but at least he knows now why she did what she did.

in the end, they'll talk it out and find a way to resolve the issue together.

20. Who randomly brings home a stray puppy/kitten to adopt?

ashlyn, but only to nurse the stray back to full health, and then she and tyler will take it to a shelter for adoption.

but it's all good until ashlyn gets too attached to a stray puppy they found one afternoon.......

22. Love languages? How do they get around differences, if any?

'acts of service' is practically hanging above both of their heads asfkhaflash

actions have always spoken louder for them when it comes to professing their affection! a home cooked meal left in ashlyn's fridge when she's too tired to make anything herself, or tyler waking up to find the dishes he still left at the sink already washed and put away.

they will always take each other's load if they can, because it may be heavy, but they are worth it.

24. Sleeping/cuddling positions? (Big spoon, little spoon, etc.)?

ashlyn is little spoon, but it takes a lot of grumbling on her part to finally accept such a role.

39. Do they get along with the other's family? If not, how do they deal with the other's family?

ash and tay are besties through and through, and mariana is very fond of her!

ty is practically the golden boy(friend) in ash's house. he's responsible, no nonesesne when it comes to dating her, and he is always so helpful around the house, and would always visit with a flower for emma and a polite greeting to mike.

plus he cooks!!!

(i think that's it for the otp ask game! thank you all for sending me your ships and asks!)

[candycryptids]

Well, now I have to pop in and ask YOU a question. Which is hard because looking over all your characters pages, I'm sobbing on the fucking floor... I love them all so much????

But! I'd really like to know what sparked Chuusday's interest in technology and how did she get so good with it?! ♡

N..nobodies ever asked that before 🫣💦 So I’ll hammer some of the details out for you RIGHT MEOW! A 2sday-Wednesday special :3

Actually we’re gonna cover a lot of ground I haven’t talked about openly before so settle in

Chuu’s fascination with Machines n the like started REAL early, early when she was small. She wanted to…. Disassemble things. Crates, shelves, alchemist tools of the trade, Mammets… carts… she wanted to lay it all out. See how it fit together. And then MAYBE put it all back together again. And she lived on an island, in a port town, with her mom (an actual Viera) who was continuously unwell and kept getting worse every time she got better and sick again, and the sunseeker chirurgeon who was trying to treat her condition, and his partner, another sunseeker who if I recall correctly, was an alchemist. So. The house she was staying in had no shortage of things a Viera with curious + grabbing destructive hands shouldn’t be grabbing.

It takes coaxing to get her to start putting stuff back together again all the time, and by that point at least she’d stopped trying to pry nails out of things (wooden objects were a pain, she found, to take apart, and piece back together, the wood sometimes was old and slightly rotted, the nails came out unkindly, the shapes were often simple.)… things with screws and bolts were… fun. Her dads (in her mind, they were her dads, but out loud, it was sir, and mister) kept trying to send her out on Missions (chores; your mom isn’t doing well, we don’t want you to have to keep hanging around the house while her every breath rattles and her every cough is harsh and wet. Chuu knew. She was 14. It wasn’t hard to figure out…) for, small stuff. Fetch quests; go pick up ingredients for dinner, or hunt down this one small herb on the cliff side above town for this tincture I’m trying to make to help alleviate the cough symptoms. I have enough for now but having more to replenish what I’m using isn’t bad.. low stakes, yknow.

And when her Mom finally passed from her illness the pair kept Chuu on (Chuu herself will not comment on the her mom and the dads’ relationship, but I CAN and I’ll tell you those fuckers were poly. They might never have slapped a label on it but the love was there. It didn’t start that way, but it certainly was that way by the end.)

This ended up wildly off track didnt it. (Let me get it back on track, and in so doing gracefully gloss over the chunk of history I’m unclear on 💖)

She gets REALLY good at what she’s doing when she signs on with the Garlean Empire. It wasn’t… a hard choice. There was nothing left tying her down where she had been by that point; they’d offered direction, room, board… and, well… her current skills were enough to get placed under Midas’ guidance.

And she found that. Magitek is incredibly interesting compared to whatever she’s had her hands on before and she loves it. Purpose. Drive. She learns how to build things that she’d never dreamed of before under Midas’ guidance. She helps refine designs for two legged heavy artillery a lone person can pilot. To deal with the enemy. She does not think about who the enemy is. The enemy is a problem, and the Machine, glorious, flawless, violent, is the answer.

And then they blow up Bozja. Midas with it. An entire city, wiped off the map. She finds that the numbers- subjects- on the sheet that they’d been running experiments on have faces. Haunted, tired faces, with dull eyes and drawn cheeks and small hands. Children. You can’t just quit, but Midas was gone. Cid was missing. Nero was a thorn in her side and she didn’t want to continue work under someone less competent, or pursue someone else’s dreams. So …. She went missing too. Crashed an airship into Thavnair and stripped the wreckage to the bones for coin. Went into temporary hiding in Kugane, then Ul’Dah, and finally fell in with the slightly sketchy free company she’s with now. She maintains their airships and submersibles and they don’t ask where she came from 💖

I think I got a lil lost in the reeds and I was supposed to go to sleep like 4 hours ago but I kept turning this question over in my mind like a rubrix cube despite my best efforts >v>; The Long And Short Is; she’s always wanted to know how stuff worked, and falling in with Garlemald for (cautiously estimating her time there at about 30+ years) helped her understanding grow in great leaps. Around the start of 2.0 she awakens the Echo (Thrice damned Migraine Creator) and doesn’t realize it’s use until her next encounter with Allagan tech (where she interfaces on a personal level and. It kicks her new obsession up. And… allagans did quite a bit of soul research… it is, somewhat, why there is a Tuesday.)

… 🫣 thank you for the question !!!!!!! I’m. Hopin this makes even a lick of sense, ahaha… some of the stuff I had partially cemented in my mind… I had to fix, after reading the actual lore and wiki -w•;; but not much.

[languajix]

So this isn’t rlly an ask but I just was thinking abt your answer abt Don’s powers for your hold very memory au! And I was wondering, if Don’a current powers are connection does this mean he could also potentially temporarily borrow powers from the other turtles he’s connected too? Also once again love your au!

Thank you, so much! I'm so glad that you enjoy HEM and that it's sticking with you enough to be sending over these asks - I appreciate that immensely and it makes me really, really happy; I know I sat on this ask for a bit, but there's a reason. :D

Anyways, these are really good questions and I do have some thoughts:

(Watch me describe my own series like I'm a theorist; I really am indecisive and not very good at planning ahead, ha)

Right now, I'm almost positive his 'connection' abilities would include telepathy, empathy, an instinctive knowledge of the people he's tying together - a handful of generally subtle things that aren't really helpful for combat. If the connections, the threads, can carry not just consciousness, thoughts, feelings - but energy itself, then... that does open up a lot of possibilities.

I grew up on shounen anime like Bleach and Naruto. Does the idea of Don being able to do cool stuff with all the kids' powers appeal greatly to me??? Absolutely, no question. Case closed.

I do, however, consider the kids unlocking their ninpo to be a power boost. I think connecting with that endless well of energy brings them up to a higher tier of power, higher than most people can reach with their natural mystic potential. Don's kids are going to eclipse him completely, leave him in the dust, and I kind of like that, really. As a kind of clumsy metaphor for kids growing up and leaving home and reaching greater heights than their parents and all that stuff. Even though Don does not want them to ever have to fight, his kids are going to be darn good at it.

(And that does bring up the question as to whether or not Hamato abilities are inherited by blood or by genuine familial affection - I lean towards it being a genetic sort of thing. Especially for Hold Every Memory, I think. Just because someone doesn't have access to the Hamato ninpo doesn't mean they're not part of the family. April, Casey Jr, Draxum; they're all Hamato to some extent, ninpo or no. So, if Don were capable of drawing mystic energy from the kids, if they left that metaphorical spigot on so he could draw further still to the well of ninpo beyond, that would probably be the only way he could access that kind of power at all.)

I'm not sure that giving Don access to the kids' powers is something I want to do, narratively speaking, but oh man would that be awesome. And I'm not opposed at all to exploring the possibility of him being able to do those sorts of things regularly in some sort of side story, or seeing someone else play around with it. (I do think he'd need to practice with them, first - the Rise turtles had to learn their way around their powers, they're not instinctive. Especially so, I'd think, for Don, whose innate talents are not chains or portals or mystic projections, so he's starting from a lower point to begin with.)

It's a fun thing to think about, that's for sure! (And I may have... done more than just think about it. Should be up in a few minutes. Hope you like it!)

[c9kefestation]

Heyo!! :3!

Heard you had some Penguin Band hcs, care to share what they are? The Penguin Band is so coolness

OMG I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS QUESTION THIS EARLY AAAAAAAAAAA /POS

even though im very happy to be sharing them im also very nervous aswell. i was rlly overthinking my hcs how to word them, which ones to add cuz there are a lot of micro ones, throughout my time writing this, hence why it took me so long to respond. however i think its just best to kinda bite the bullet cuz youll never know how ppl will feel ab them if u dont talk ab them.

tried to keep these hcs more generalized and keep some of the more basic ones, alongside throwing in some more fun ones. any details or other hcs that arent here will prob show up in future content

with all that being said, pls let me know if any of these hcs stray way too far from the canon or come off as wrong or offensive

LETS START!

Franky:

Trans! (love how this is a universal hc in the fandom lmao) he/him

Dyslexic, Stompin' Bob is mainly the one who lends him a helping hand when he's having a hard time

When he's stressed or nervous he'll pick at the feathers on his flippers (kinda like picking at nails/skin)

He can be very self conscious about his appearance/body (this was especially heavy during his first years in the band). Ofc his bandmates and Cadence are always there to reassure him and comfort him whenever it bothers him

His main love language/way of showing affection is words of affection, correlating to the previous hc

He's a big mamas boy TEEHEE

He loves snacks (especially limited edition ones) and freshly cut fruit

Petey K:

Trans aswell! he/they

ADHD

When in thought, heavily stressed or nervous, he'll bite his flipper(s) or the inside of his mouth.

His love language is gift giving and physical affection (cuddles and such)!

When they stick with their band, he'll usually stand pretty close behind one of them or hold onto their shoulder so as to kinda ground himself.

He REALLY hates seaweed, he finds it overstimulating and disgusting

He usually has a sensitive stomach, although he can be a bit careless with this at times, he tries his best to be wary of what he eats and drinks

They're very crafty and artsy. A lot of their gifts are handmade!

Although this kinda doesnt match up with his outfit, he likes to wear long sleeved shirts

He's near-sighted. Even though they have myopia glasses they always stick to using contact lenses

G Billy:

Gay and/or MLM, he/him

Neurodivergent

When he's very stressed or overstimulated, he'll hit his head or squint his eyes heavily

His love language is acts of service, he's more of a man of action, mainly he cooks for his friends, memorizes their favorite meals, or brings them stuff when they need them

He and Cadence are step siblings! Him being the oldest (his dad and her mom being their parents)

Unlike Petey, he really likes seaweed! So if Petey ever has seaweed on their plate, they throw it over to him

He's camera shy! He's more comfortable in photos when he's with his friends or family, but paparazzi type situations can really stress him out

Although he does like to party, he tends to stay a bit reserved and cautious

and finally...Stompin' Bob:

Either Bisexual or a Straight Ally, he/him

He has two moms and 3 siblings

When in thought,anxious,stressed he'll twirl his hair or pull it

His love languages are words of affection and gift giving? he basically writes poems and cards and gives them as gifts or he sends articles to his friends abt smth he overheard them saying they liked

He has the biggest passion for music and can get very serious with it, often overworking himself and staying up to make songs

He's the most hot-headed and defensive, either over his passions, friends and family, it's not that he's mean, it's just that he cares a lot

He's far-sighted so he uses reading glasses.

And i think ill end it here for now, ik theyre kinda messy but i tried my best to give a fulfilling answer. Hope you like 'em! And ty for asking op!

Edit: ALMOST FORGOT 2 HCS FOR SB AND PK </3 they're there now

[mochiwrites]

mochi i always appreciate how friendly u are, u answer so many different asks, even if u don’t agree with the content ur very understanding and are empathic towards the other person, which is a very earnest and kind thing to do. ur able to match the vibes of asks as well, making sure ppl feel hyped up, which makes them feel more confident in themselves, especially because it can be a bit of a vulnerable thing to put ur self out there. u either have an understanding of this, or are naturally inclined to support the other person, both of which reflect really well on you

ur also incredibly talented, creative, and smart. you have multiple sometimes long running aus and ideas that you’ve slowly chipped away at, it’s incredibly admirable, especially considering you are a student. ur frequent updates just show how strong of a writer u are, and i’m sure whatever u do with ur degree ur gonna do amazing things. your also super emotionally in touch with yourself-likely one of the reasons why u perused psych- and are able to communicate ur feelings well, in a very graceful way, it’s a very strong thing to set boundaries with an audience, cause in some way admitting something isn’t working is kind of scary (at least to some) so i’m really proud of u for it. (and a side note- anyone who doesn’t respect or tries to overdramatize u protecting yourself when ur obviously having some personal conflicts needs to take a deep breath, u give them a lot more understanding and gentleness, and it shows well on ur part)

all that being said as well it is up to u what u respond to and engage with, and i truly hope you don’t ever push yourself uncomfortably for any reason out of obligation. i hope that u support ur self first. it’s not a crime to prioritize yourself, i promise. (i don’t know u personally, so i would have no way of knowing if this is something you would struggle with, but just in case wanted to include it lol)

yea! ur great mochi keep being amazing pspsps have some cat treats

taking the cat treats ty ty

but also ;w; thank you <333 this is really sweet and I genuinely teared up reading it dvdbfbfgtb wahhhhh

I think being kind and empathetic is just… really important y’know? and I try to be as friendly and open as I can with people because I know that it can be scary sometimes when you throw out an idea or even send a message to someone you’re not familiar with or know on a personal level. it’s that general idea of treat people how you want to be treated. with any luck, the kindness I extend to others will eventually come back around to me. I like supporting people and encouraging them <33 I guess I just try to be the person I wish I had while growing up

I wasn’t a very confident kid, didn’t have a lot of friends, and was terrified of the people around me. so I really do get and understand the vulnerability that comes with putting yourself out there. and !!! even if I don’t agree with something suggested, I try to be gentle in my approach to it. I just like being kind to people dbfbfbfhtg

and wahhhhh thank you ;w; writing is just something that I’ve always done alongside school so it feels super natural to do the two at once :D I’ve always been like ??? weirdly in tune with my emotions and how I’m feeling (I feel REALLY strongly, it’s insane how emotional of a person I am), and yeah!!! it was partly why I pursued psych as a major. but setting boundaries was definitely not a thing I was good at while growing up ^^; I think I only started to get good at it within the last few years honestly. but I’m definitely not afraid to sit down and say that something isn’t working. I try to look at from two views: it’s not fun for me if I’m working on something I’m unhappy with, which means it’s not fun for others as well. and I only want to write things that I’m proud of and passionate about, meaning I’m motivated :D

and it helps knowing that if I restart, I can make something a lot better <3 trial and error is an important part of learning !!!

but ueueue I never feel an obligation to interact with something that makes me uncomfortable or anything like that !!! I love the interactions I get, and feel really lucky that I’m able to share my stuff with so many people and have the same love for my work echoed back at me 🥹💕💕

[great-tusk]

I just have to ask about PJO for the fandom ask game!!

HIII! Ty for the ask! I included some HOO and TOA characters, too, since they’re all in the same universe.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Jason is my Roman Empire. He’s my sweet angel baby. I scream and rip things apart when I think about him.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Meg. I want to squeeze her like a stress ball in the most affectionate way possible.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

I feel like I shouldn’t repeat an answer and say Jason again (despite how overhated he is </3), so I will instead say how much fun I find Rachel. I like her a lot as a character. She’d be fun to hang out with.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

JUNIPER!!!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

I like Calypso. I want to pat her little head. To be a Calypso fan, you have to really ignore like 99% of the fandom’s opinions on her LMAO.

Also I had a huge crush on Octavian as a kid. I was reading x readers about him swooning and shit.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Annabeth. I love her, but I wanna see Percy be evil and scary again.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

TOO MANY OF THEM HAVE ALREADY GONE TO SUPERHELL 😭🤧. I guess Luke because I don’t really like him.

[kits-ships]

hiii kit! hope youre doin well, i think this is the proper first time i send an ask? i wound myself at my crappy memory… but i speculate your birthday is around tomorrow or so…maybe or maybe not…but happy birthday!! early or late!! been seeing here and there some stuff youve been up to, and you can totally use this ask if you wish as a update on your pokemon stuff if u wish or anythin else!

love joy and peace ur way -nat

hi nat!!! i think its the first time, mostly because ive been so bad at answering asks lately hjkfgg... and ty!! my birthday was over the weekend so i had lots of fun opening pokemon cards :3 (idk how to play tcg i just like the pretty pictures <3) my most expensive card rn is apparently like 11 dollars so.... im kind of a collector 😎 /j

ive been really neglecting this blog as of late, especially on the selfship aspect! the end of the year is always so stressful so i just nose-dived into pokemon for some silly little escapism. i want an irl buizel so bad. water friend.

i still havent drawn mana properly either!! i have a basic idea for her design but since shes a seer/oracle i dont wanna take anything from stereotypes or closed practices. i just know shes a sleepy stoner that stares at the moon and has dry eyes. and i still need to add adaman to the f/o list / rearrange my carrd. :,( no worries! i shall just procrastinate more

as for lunette im fighting for my life to not ship her with 500 pokeguys. obviously theres nothing wrong with that but idk if my attention-span can handle it. theres a certain gym leader from sinnoh, a gym leader from johto, and a character from alola that ive liked since i was little <3 :3

pokemon is like. the longest lasting reoccurring special interest ive had other than cats, so its always cute looking through media and going "omg i loved this guy when i was 8!" "i remember that!!" for example: double trouble from pikachus jukebox is SO funny. i used to listen to it on repeat

ok. thats all my autism can think of rn. i love pokemon and i love sinnoh. shoutout to my beloved electric rat and shoutout to pokemon puzzle league.