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#WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT??? i eat that shit up dead serious
cartoon-skeleton · 10 months
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my dad has this weird misconception that i don't like pop music or 'old people music' ('old people' meaning his generation. so like early gen x.) which he consistently brings up whenever we discuss music... its like actually i think youre just inventing an entirely different version of me in ur mind because if im being perfectly honest ive been injecting midlife crisis pop directly into my veins for YEARS
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zyrlovesmizu · 4 months
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BES characters when you get covid (directed to fem)
note: set in 2029-2020 when covid was quite serious!
Mizu
- her time to ✨ shine ✨ as she cooks for her beloved!! (can only heat up soup and make some instant noodles…) but honestly, she’d try her best to find some videos to practise it for you
- literally shit talks the sickness like it’s some yucky problematic guy LMAO
- “does covid not have any other bitches to go to? like why does this dumbass have to go for my girl..”
- isolation? nope never heard of that!
- she’d take every chance she could to be with you and help you recover like maybe kissing ur forehead if it feels hot asf or massaging your sore muscles etc
- because we all know damn well that this lady can never ever get sick (especially in the current!au like girl, you barely eat and constantly get stabbed, how tf aren’t you dead 😭)
- anyways, she breaks the rules just to be with you :3
Akemi
- at first, cried that u got covid :( especially with the rising cases of death
- tbh a little scared to touch you 😓
- but honestly, breaks the rules as well just as much (or if not more) but she’s way more careful compared to Mizu so she wears a mask 💪
- puts your medicine in a medicine box ensure you eat what you need to everyday + sets up those timers that alert her immediately when you need to take some extra supplements or eat!
- “have you taken your vitamin c tablets? how about the fish oil? wait, why is the magnesium pill still in the box? you didn’t take the afternoon supplements?”
- plays games between the bedroom door especially the guessing game bc of how easy it is to do without physical contact (similar to akinator) (honestly very fun, try it out sometime!)
Taigen
- knows nothing much about medicines and all so to make himself feel better, he wraps bandages around you 😭
- honestly also does it because he likes the way you laugh at his gesture <3
- compared to the two ladies, he abides to the rules very closely and stays away from you ☹️ the max he’ll go near you is probably 1m distancing bc he’s nervous abt how getting close to you might affect both u and him
- but would text or call you everyday even if he was home just to speak to you, GET ME A MAN LIKED THAT
- “heyy, you know what I heard about mary from work? apparently, her ex, that only lasted like a month, is now saying her best friend!..” (proceeds to yap and gossip 🤭)
- buys u LOADS of gifts to give after you beat cocid (he knows you’re strong enough to do so! (•̀ᴗ•́ )و)
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wonyrs · 11 months
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fluster
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enha hyungs x fmr gnr non-idol au, est. relationship warnings food wc 939 + library #
‘ enha hyung as ur 'homies' ! REQ
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lee heeseung
" ayyy how u been bro?"
plays along and even replaces his normal petnames with something he'd usually call the members but NEVER you (until now)
um... hello? where is the endearing "why'd u call me that babe 😢☝️?" where is the begging for a kiss? where is the desperate attempts at pda we were hoping to see? this wasn't the plan at all (like... at ALL)
he tries to hide his laugh when u give him the stink eye and keeps up his act
even going as far to pretend like he isn't seeing ur hand inching closer to his and lifts it up to 'brush' the hair from his face
second attempt at holding his hand ended up with him fishing his phone out from his pocket and showing u an extremely!!! hilarious... insta reel.
ur plan has reversed; instead of him dying for ur affection, its now u trying to stop him from treating u like any other person before u physically cannot take it anymore
"ok man. i see how it is man. bye man." this is ur cue to stand up, run away and never look back for ur own emotional sake
if it weren't for heeseung GRIPPING onto ur shirt with the most gobsmacking laugh u've heard coming out his mouth, to the point tears were trsiling down his face from how hard he's laughing
"wait- wait [name]! you started it, come back!"
park jongseong
" how are u doing BABE? how's life BABE? "
mommm [name]'s acting weird again, i think the heat's getting to them
he acts like he can't see ur hand in the air and continues to kiss u right on the lips (but he still moves ur arm down for safety measures)
"what's good, dude?" "baby, who are u talking to? it's only us in this room lol 🤨"
u try again with dapping him up but immediately he turns around and oh so suddenly the wall is soooo interesting
for the whole hour u mess with him and call him 'bro, dude, gang' and shit like that while he just sneakily rolls his eyes and goes on with his day- while most likely wondering what on earth was wrong w u
he'd be in the kitchen washing the dishes while ure trying to hold his hand and have it dap urs up
but is he paying attention?
lmfao no
he goes on with his day since he knows u cant go another hour without his love and so he has nothing to worry about (unless u actually DO go for another hour, then he's actually going to believe something's wrong with u)
eventually u give up and go back to slumping on his back. the months u've spent together gave jay a clear understanding on ur antics and gave him some time to prepare for anything u had up ur sleeve
" tired already? an hour, new record babe. good job"
sim jaeyun
" why are u doing this to me "
the moment u refuse his hug and opt for a more... different greeting, jake malfunctions for a bit
he trys to hug u again but u extremely remain still
whines complains when u keep up the 'homeboy' act
"i swear we acted like a normal couple yesterday, did i make u mad pookie? 😥" sneaks in some of the petnames u absolutely LOATHE just for a reaction
hates when u replace the lovely kiss-and-hug interactions with dapping him up like a BRO
most likely complained to the enha gc abt ur 'unearthly' behaviour (u get his ass on that later) and cries that he might never see the old u again
the urge to drown him in all the love u've kept in since u met up is eating u alive But watching him practically cry over ur feet is helping u out a wee bit
"chat this is absolutely hilarious what are we thinking" "WOW! Hahaha so funny!! Such a kneeslapper! can u stop now 😐."
Hes dead serious when he says this btw Like full on eye contact with furrowed eyebrows, but a small pout is resting on his face
he was fine with the joke at first but then he just got more eager for ur touch as the hours went by
u stare for a bit before engulfing him in the biggest hug ever while peppering his face with an abundance of smooches
"finally! u dont know how long ive waited for this"
park sunghoon
" did u eat something funny? "
just stares. nothing else, just stares
eventually u have to drop ur arm because the silence just got too awkward
was he mad at u? (ofc not) Maybe hoonie just needed to load and take a bit to process the scene in front of him
"i dont think u should be doing this to your boyfriend, babe. it doesn't really fit the loving couple vibe yk 🤖"
even when sunghoon continues to act like everything's normal u keep on persisting with acting like close-bro-friends
... only to be met with the most baffled face ever.
he wonders if ure roleplaying as some character or just genuinely going insane
decides to go along with whatever you're doing and continue the day as normal as it can get
when u get tired of the lack of attention, u drop the act but unconsciously refer to him as bro
muscle memory(ish) fr
"dude can you at least act interested?" "um excuse me? what'd u just call me"
HELLO. where was this dumbfounded hoon when u need him?
ure actually laughing atp because he doesn't even look like he knew what was wrong
the whole time u kept up w the joke, he didn't even look like he cared UNTIL u got tired and talked in ur normal tone
"don't ever say 'dude' in a serious tone like that. scared me, babe."
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@ wonyrs 2023
note sorry anon for not taking ur request after like 2 weeks... i've needed some motivation to write SORRY.. also maknae version is next :> requests open!
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kangshxrtie · 3 days
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ch. 23 ⤍ left 4 dead
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​​you switched the screen from the "starting soon" animation to your face cam, flashing a quick smile before going  into your introduction.
"i honestly have no idea what i'm doing today," you confessed to the stream, leaning back in your chair. "so it would be really great if one of my friends watching could hop on and play games with me." 
almost instantly, a message popped up in chat.
jenaissante am i one of your friends 👉🏼👈🏼
"i would assume so. would you like to play games with me, yunjin?"
jenaissante yes pls jenaissante i'm getting food rn jenaissante inv me though
you only saw the first message and didn't invite her, instead scrolling through the chat, searching for someone else.
_chaechae_1 can i play?
"yeah, of course, chaewon," you replied casually.
jenaissante how dare u say yes to chaewon when i asked u first
you squinted at the screen, confused. "wait, did you say something? i didn't see it."
jenaissante fake —permanently banned
your eyes widened. "wait, shit! i didn't mean to ban you, i was trying to check the logs!" you broke into a laugh as you quickly unbanned her.
jenaissante just say u don't fk with me
"i swear i didn't see it! you said you were getting food, then 'invite me' a second later. how was i supposed to know?"
jenaissante can't believe you hate me
"just get your food and join us," you said.
jenaissante okay
you hopped on a call with chaewon, brainstorming what games to play. the two of you tossed out random suggestions, but each idea was quickly shot down due to the number of players needed or a lack of interest in the game. finally, yunjin joined the call—still eating, so not much help in the decision-making process.
"let's play left 4 dead 2," you suggested, scrolling through your steam library.
"isn't that for four players?" chaewon asked.
"yeah, but how hard can it be to find one more?" you shrugged. with everyone in agreement, you immediately started looking for a fourth.
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"i've got a fourth!" you announced.
"who?" yunjin asked, curious.
"just a girl i know," you said cryptically.
"what girl?" yunjin pressed.
"you'll find out when she gets here"
"wait... is it kazuha?" chaewon guessed.
"uh, no, she's busy today," you replied.
"oh, right," chaewon nodded in understanding.
suddenly, yujin joined the call with a loud ping, interrupting the conversation.
"oh, it's just yujin," chaewon said casually.
"just yujin?" yujin echoed, clearly offended.
"not like that!" chaewon chuckled. "y/n was talking about you like you were some random girl we'd never met."
"i literally said she's a girl i know, which isn't a lie," you defended.
you booted up the game and invited chaewon, yunjin, and yujin to your lobby. everyone picked their characters as you fiddled with the settings.
"what difficulty should i pick?" you asked the group.
"maybe advanced?" yujin suggested.
"or, you know, maybe normal?" chaewon said, her voice laced with caution.
"we can handle expert. we've got this," yunjin declared confidently.
"can we, though?" you asked, skeptical.
"of course! we're pro gamers," yunjin insisted.
"you know what? you're right. expert it is," yujin agreed, backing her up.
"i don't agree with this at all, but sure," chaewon muttered.
sighing, you set the difficulty to expert, not trusting yunjin or yujin at all but just wanting to see what happens.
user2 we'll see how long that lasts user3 "they're not even lasting a minute" is winning the polls by a landside rn user4 betting all my points on them losing rn
the game loaded in, and as usual, you all messed with the controls to get comfortable. scanning the ground, you grabbed a weapon and glanced at everyone else's characters.
"wait... why is chaewon's character kinda hot?" you remarked suddenly.
"huhhhh?" yunjin blurted, totally caught off guard.
"y/n, you can't just say stuff like that," yujin laughed, trying to hold it in.
"i'm serious!" you continued. "her character just backed it up on me. y'all need to see this from my point of view."
as the first wave of zombies swarmed in, everything fell apart in record time. chaewon screamed as she died almost immediately, yujin calmly took out a few zombies, while yunjin panicked because of chaewon's freakout—only to die herself. you were just trying to help, but it was too late. you all died in less than a minute.
you quickly went to adjust the difficulty. "normal or advanced?" you asked, trying not to laugh.
"we died so fast!" yunjin laughed, still in disbelief.
"we can handle advanced," yujin suggested.
"no, we cannot," chaewon said, her voice sounding genuinely scared.
you set the difficulty to normal for the sake of chaewon, who seemed like she was actually traumatized from the previous events.
"no, we cannot," chaewon said, her voice sounding genuinely scared.
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"everyone on the roller coaster," yunjin instructed, already making her way up the tracks.
you followed, but when yunjin turned around, she noticed chaewon still struggling at the bottom. "she's down there alone. she's not gonna make it."
"i am!" chaewon yelled, her voice laced with panic as she fought off the swarm of zombies below, while the rest of you were already perched at the top of the roller coaster tracks, watching her struggle.
"you gotta get up here!" yujin called out, her tone urgent.
"i'm trying!" chaewon replied, breathless.
"she's actually not gonna make it," you observed dryly.
before long, zombies started appearing at the top of the tracks, forcing all of you to engage in a fight. yujin was downed causing yunjin to freak out and looked to see chaewon stuck below, trying to fend off zombies and ultimately getting downed herself.
without hesitation, yunjin leapt down to save her. "i'll save you, chaewon!" she shouted, helping her back to her feet.
as soon as chaewon was revived, she announced, "i have a defibrillator! i can save yujin!"
meanwhile, yunjin called out, "i'm about to die!" as she sprinted up the roller coaster tracks.
"please don't," you muttered as you yourself were downed.
"y/n!" yunjin screamed from the other side of the tracks, panic evident in her voice.
yunjin and chaewon fought desperately to fend off the incoming horde, trying to revive at least one of you. but in the end, yunjin got downed too, leaving only chaewon to fight.
"teamwork did not make the dream work, yikes," you commented, leaning back in your chair.
"that's toxic, y/n," yunjin groaned.
"i'm coming back!" yunjin exclaimed as chaewon managed to help her back up.
"please don't," you deadpanned.
they finally revived yujin, but the zombie horde was relentless. despite your best efforts, it wasn't enough, and you were all taken down by the overwhelming hoard. the level had to be restarted, but at least you managed to beat it on the second try.
now that you all were in a safe room, the group decided it was time for a quick break before the next round. you took this time to turn your attention to chat, seeing a chat from kazuha causing you to smile at it.
k_a_z_u_h_a__ ain't no way ur playing with my roommates & not me rn
"are you jealous?" you asked in a teasing tone.
k_a_z_u_h_a__ and if i was?
"i would have invited you, but you were busy," you replied with a grin.
k_a_z_u_h_a__ :( k_a_z_u_h_a__ still messed up
user2 should we leave 🤨
"i'll play games with you next time then."
k_a_z_u_h_a__ :) k_a_z_u_h_a__ that works k_a_z_u_h_a__ gotta film now... k_a_z_u_h_a__ i'll miss u
"bye, kazuha. go do your job," you said, waving at the camera with a smile.
once kazuha logged off, you responded to a few more questions about the game and joked with your chat before the break ended. then it was time to lock back in for the next round.
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"chaewon, behind you!" yunjin shouted, swinging a baseball bat wildly at the zombie chasing after chaewon's character. "this thing's so fast!"
chaewon let out a scream once she finally noticed, firing her gun with her eyes squeezed shut. somehow, she managed to kill the zombie.
"i got it, chae!" yunjin said triumphantly, smacking the now-dead zombie one last time for good measure.
"oh wow, thanks a lot," chaewon replied sarcastically. "really saved my life there."
before yunjin could respond, a spitter grabbed her character. "wait, huh? chae, help!" she called out, struggling.
chaewon just burst out laughing, watching yunjin's character get dragged away.
"why are you laughing? help me!" yunjin begged, "my character's gonna die! do something!"
chaewon kept laughing, only stepping in after yunjin's health hit was completely down.
"i was actually dying, and you just stood there laughing like a maniac," yunjin grumbled. "even after i saved you."
"oh, that was funny," chaewon said, still catching her breath.
a little later, yujin came up to you, wielding a chainsaw as you took down the last zombie in sight only for yujin to swing the chainsaw at you.
"what the fuck!" you yelped.
"oh, sorry! thought you were a zombie," yujin said with fake innocence.
"no, you didn't. don't lie to me," you laughed.
"i'm serious, i couldn't tell the difference!" yujin insisted.
"yeah, sure," you replied, shaking your head.
eventually, you all reached the safe room, the mid-level stats appeared on screen, detailing the damage each of you had dealt. once your characters were back in view, everyone reloaded their weapons, patched up any wounds, and stocked up on ammo and supplies, prepping for the next onslaught.
"alright, last level. let's go," yunjin said with determination prompting you to open the door.
"yippee! last level!" chaewon cheered, her voice full of excitement.
"we're professionals now," yunjin boasted confidently, with chaewon echoing, "professional gamers!"
"seasoned at this point," yunjin added.
the mood was light as you ventured out, shooting the few zombies that outside near the safe room. things were manageable until chaewon's panicked scream rang out.
"behind us! oh god, they're behind us!"
user5 instant chaos 😭
you whipped around, guns blazing as yujin tossed a boomer bile into the horde, and you got out of there following behind chaewon who was now heading up some bleachers. as you were a prompt came up to start the stage lighting.
"do i start this?" yunjin asked, eyeing a prompt to activate the stage lights. before anyone could answer, she hit it.
"oh—we have to survive here," yujin noted, already scanning for a place to take cover.
"there's some medkits up here!" chaewon called out.
the notification flashed across the screen: rescue is coming! defend yourselves.
"alright! where are we holding out?" yunjin asked.
"under the main stage," yujin suggested, and both you and chaewon agreed.
with that, the fight began. molotovs flew, bullets sprayed, and zombies kept pouring in, all while the stage lights burst like fireworks overhead.
"yujin, behind you!" yunjin yelled, saving her from a sneak attack.
"thank you," yujin replied, barely catching her breath.
"i got the right side!" chaewon called out, steady in her role.
"i got all the sides... except for the ones i don't," yunjin quipped.
"we're literally destroying them," yujin remarked confidently. "this is easy."
"too easy," yunjin agreed.
just as the lights flickered out and the zombies seemed to stop coming, you were about to relax.
"that's... it?" you muttered.
"i knew we would end them," yujin said proudly.
you were about to reply when chaewon's voice cut through. "guys..."
"it's just one. we'll mow it down," yunjin said dismissively.
"yeah," chaewon echoed.
as you focused on the tank approaching, chaos struck again—a jockey rode yujin, dragging her health down fast. you quickly intervened, freeing her before returning your attention to the tank.
"wait... it's not dying," yunjin exclaimed in disbelief, continuing to unload bullets.
"he's so big," chaewon groaned.
"oh, wait, it is now!" yunjin cried as the tank finally fell, everyone cheering as victory seemed close.
but then, another swarm appeared. zombies flooded the bleachers, and yujin was slammed to the ground by a charger. chaewon, wielding an axe, rushed in to save her, only to face yet another tank. the group barely managed to set it on fire and take it down as the rescue helicopter appeared overhead.
another notification flashed across the screen: rescue has arrived! get aboard
you and chaewon scrambled up the bleachers while yujin held her own on stage, fighting off the remaining zombies. but just as she made it to you, chaewon was downed. yunjin ran to help but got downed herself.
yujin threw a molotov to clear the area but ended up setting both you and chaewon on fire in the process. "both chaewon and yunjin are down! we can't go without them," yujin said urgently.
"i'm coming, give me a sec!" you yelled as you fought through the flames to revive yunjin.
"just run to the helicopter!" you shouted once yunjin was back on her feet.
as you made your escape, yunjin got downed again. yujin, torn between survival and saving her friend, paused. "i can't leave without her!" she cried, fighting off zombies. but eventually, she gave in. "actually, i might have to leave her," yujin said, backing away.
"yujin! what the fuck!" yunjin shouted as yujin left her behind.
"sorry, i gotta put me first," yujin quipped as she headed to the helicopter with you and chaewon.
"wait, we can't leave without chaewon," you said.
"you right, we can't leave her, and by we i mean you two" yujin agreed staying near the helicopter, far from the danger.
"i have a defibrillator!" you said, rushing to revive yunjin.
"alright, i'll cover you," chaewon promised, while yujin hung back in her safe zone.
you called for help, taking damage while trying to get yunjin up. "wait, help me!"
chaewon hesitated but eventually stepped forward, just as yujin climbed into the helicopter. "pilot, you can leave now."
"what do you mean, leave?" you snapped.
before you knew it, the helicopter left with only yujin aboard. the sound of her triumphant laughter echoed in your headset.
"yujin, you left?!" chaewon's disbelief was palpable.
"ain't no way," yunjin muttered.
in memory of:
chaechae jenaissante gameryn
"i went to get a medkit for chaewon, and they killed me for it," yunjin said.
"in memory of us minus yujin's bitch ass" you said.
"don't worry, you'll be going in the autobiography for sure," yujin reassured like that meant anything.
"it's so on brand. yujin would leave us in a zombie apocalypse," chaewon sighed.
yujin just laughed in response.
"wow. you're not even gonna try and defend yourself?" you asked, incredulous.
"y'all wouldn't believe me anyway," yujin said casually.
"damn right! you left us!" yunjin exclaimed.
"if we ever end up in this situation for real, i'm sacrificing you first," you said firmly.
"fair," yujin responded, still laughing.
after the game, the group spent a few minutes laughing and recapping the best moments, mentioning yujin's betrayal and the chaos that ensued. once everyone said their goodbyes and left the call, you sighed in relief, finally able to settle in for some one-on-one time with your chat to debrief without the noise of the rest of the group. 
user6 yujin really said "every man for himself" lmao
user7 ofc yujin would be the one to leave
user8 yujin's betrayal arc, wow...
user9 left 4 dead (literally)
user0 no mercy, no loyalty, just vibes
user1 yujin's so real for that
“never inviting yujin to another lobby again,” you declared, shaking your head. you spent a few moments catching up on donations and responding to messages you missed during the game before wrapping up the stream with your usual outro.
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rel124c41 · 5 months
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2, 4, 5, 11, and 33 please! Hope that isn’t too much, very curious about your answers though!! Happy early birthday btw :D
ah thank you very much for the birthday wishes (≧∀≦) getting a drum set tomorrow and i’m so hyped bout it
& the amount of questions was perfecto!! i left my answers below the cut!!
(ask game)
2: How do you come up with your plot ideas?
8/10 times, my plot ideas come from my fabulous, otherworldly, superior music taste ᕦ(ò_óˇ)!!
nah but to be serious, music and creating AMVs in my head works brilliantly for creating plots. i listen to music A LOT. i do not always construct a story based on a song but my ideas flow easier when there is a melody in the air. snippet of scenes come and go, and i scribble them down; music powers the whole process of my writing.
additionally, i think coming up with plot ideas/to strength that part of your brain to be creative and original, one should always read MORE. to lazily siphon off a Stephen King quote i can’t find: “a great writer knows to read” and then there is the 1/10, where an idea hits me, completely uninspired from anything. 
but really, when coming up with plots remember this saying: no one can reinvent the wheel!
4: How do you channel characters’ voices and personalities?
studying the source material is always my go-to for channeling a character. 
have not played twst in 2 yrs 💀 (bc i was on an expedition for different video games and discovered i hated rhythm games) but i always use @/yuurei20 like a study guide for the characters. and i read the translations for each event (birthdays or otherwise) to see how the characters act at different situations
and if a character has done something out-character in canon, i analyze the shit out of that. it’s really important to me when writing already canon characters to think of this one question: what’s their drive/goal (in everyday & in specific situations & in long-term)?
5: What techniques do you use to create believable dialogue?
one of my biggest insecurities in specifically the “fanfiction” writing realm is my dialogue so this question is crazzzy to me. believable dialogue?? hasn’t happened!
i still don’t think i’ve done it successfully even once, so techniques? god i really don’t have any. here’s me talking out my ass tho: 
certain characters have certain mannerisms in how they talk: those i can pick up upon bc some characters it’s black and white how they go about talking — floyd ain’t gonna sound all sophisticated u know. however, knowing how to structure what they are conveying, ah that is much harder for me. 
sorry for this dead-end answer 💀
11: Are there any tropes you particularly enjoy writing?
rubbing my hands together and grinning like the fucking grinch at this,, let’s fucking goooooo! 
1: unreliable narrator my pookie bear <3!!!! a mixture of being a fan of memento (2001) and a haunting of hill house (the BOOK, not the awful movie or show), unreliable narrators are my favorite trope!! whether this narrator is high off a substance, is as clueless as the audience about their situation, OR even so egotistical that their worldview is skewed, I EAT THAT SHIT UP EVERY TIME WITHOUT FAIL! 
2: karmic retribution,, listen i love seeing someone get their just deserts ( ̄个 ̄) there is something so gutturally satisfying about karma
ALSO, i love the indomitable human spirit trope!!! 
maybe one day i’ll chat about my more shojo/booktok tropes i enjoy like “just one bed” and “colleagues to lovers” bc hey i know what sells.
33: How do you incorporate world-building elements into your fics?
Disney is such a huge realm to play around it. from the original Grimm fairytales (my beloveds mwah (*≧∀≦*) !!!!) to the movies Disney has made, world-building elements for twst is like a gold mine. it’s perhaps the biggest playing field i’ve ever seen from a fandom. 
how i go about incorporating it? well i always go look for faucets of the world everyone else is overlooking: when writing Schism, the ghost camera was untapped potential i had to jump on. i’m working on another oneshot that incorporates Disney’s 1963 The Sword in Stone; there is SO much real estate, you just got to dig around for it a bit.
ACTUALLY,, i have more to say
also about world-building in writing in general, let me siphon off Stephen King again: ok imagine a table covered by a table cloth.
really, imagine a table. secondly, imagine a table cloth.
ok, everyone who reads that imagines something completely different. someone might have imagined a circular table or a rectangular, the table cloth could have reached the ground or could have hovered a inch off the surface, the table cloth, there could’ve been lace on it or it could’ve been this striking red or dull blue.
when world-building, as the writer, you decide what elements you want to bring into the story; the rest? you give that creative liberty and trust to your audience.
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retconned-royalty · 2 years
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Continued from [X] @holmestheheart
It’s time to slow things d o w n.
Right now in Lizzy’s life, dust has been kicked up in a whirlwind, and now she needs to plant her feet back down on the ground, before she forgets herself, and trips over her emotions to make a m e s s. So, Damon puts them in a coffee shop. One of those almost liminal spaces, where you can feign the feeling of privacy, in a place that smells like h o m e.
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“Mm.” Lizzy held up a finger, pressing TOTAL pause on Damon as a person. She wasn’t ready yet. First, she had to order herself a cocoa with marshmallows and cream, sprinkles and a little gingerbread man, along with a slice of fudge cake. She has one go-to order in the winter season, and this is it. The girl over the counter even knows it by heart, it’s great.
Settled down in a booth a little out of the way, Lizzy felt she could b r a v e looking at Damon’s face, and telling him what she’s had explained to her. There’s a table between them. She can run first if she has to- she doesn’t. She really couldn’t be safer and we all know it.
“Okay. Okay, uh,” She’s n e r v o u s. For someone who has burst into tears in front of thousands of people on stage, this is h a r d to talk about.
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“It’s no secret, that you’re a big bad scary vampire.” She started t h e r e. “Before… I even k n e w I was your child, I was given a l l these stories of-” She didn’t want to go through it. “Well. Countless neck breaks, careless murders, a lot of! H a t e, or anger. I was t o l d, you would never c a r e about me and I should give up trying to think about you, in the end.”
It’s the hurt that’s so clear on her face, that speaks volumes of h o w devastating that w a s.
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"Okay, okay yeah, I see we're gonna need to have a little talk kiddo."
Damon had tried to at least gather his thoughts as he ushered her into the coffee shop, afforded even more time as they ordered their drinks. This was the last piece of the puzzle for him, his murders, and apparent sprees. Both hands slid around the warm white mug in front on him, he studied the foam for a moment before addressing her again.
"First, I am a menace at best. Barely ranking in the top ten of your extended family tree if I had to guess. I'm not a saint and I don't have mushy feelings about humans - my philosphy is don't shit where you eat but if some random ends up dead well they were in the wrong place at the wrong time. I don't hunt to kill on the regular and I have very good control over my faculties. My humanity has been off once and I mostly spent that time partying." The man kept it conversational as he listed off his sins, not exactly flippant, but no where near defensive about it. He felt no shame or remorse when it came to these particular actions. Damon was a vampire, sometimes that meant he killed people for food, but he wasn't a ripper.
Even his stint of no humanity he'd barely left a body count to be commented on. Flipping the humanity switch didn't make every vampire automatically an idiot. It had been easy to control himself because he liked where he was partying, you kill too many people and you have to move on. No reason to mess up a good thing.
"No Lizzy, the beast inside of you? The thing you fear?" Damon leaned forward, blue eye never more serious then when he meant hers in that moment. "That sounds like Stefan."
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taintedpearls · 8 months
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dogtooth, ellabs x reader headcannons ౨ৎ⋆
with special guest @satellitespinner !
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dont buy tlou | free palestine
masterlist. | her version!
pairing: roommate!ellie and abby x fem!reader
warnings: nsfw at the bottom, no outbreak/modern au, fem reader, fluff and i think that's it?
wc: 2.1k
a/n: this is fully inspired by @beforeimdeceased chaotic roommates series! it's literally so good so you guys need to show her some love. me and izzie were texting and suddenly we just became genius' with so many thoughts... anyway i lov her and her genius mind! we have another ellabs collab coming soon 👀👀
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roomate!ellabs who were best friends with you and when you needed a place to stay they happily invited you to join them on their lease !
cooking with them is... chaotic. but some days it can be good!
bumping your hip with ellie because she sucks at cooking and her getting all blushy and flustered
abby gently grabbing your hips to get around you
taking .5s of them ALL THE TIME!!
they hate it but you love it
they have no idea how to use the ring camera you installed, one day they've locked themselves out and are begging you to let them in
"open the door it's cold out 😕" "let us in.... babeeee 😞"
falling asleep while watching a movie like a literal dogpile
while beforehand y'all were arguing for twenty minutes on what movie to watch because you and abby wanted to watch scream and ellie can't handle horror for the LIFE of her
(so you eventually settle on a romcom) (it was 10 things i hate about you) (you've already watched it five times)
abby and ellie playing video games and ur sorta just sitting there staring at their hands watching them play
"did you win?" "no i died."
when you do end up playing a game with them, it's usually fortnite
abby is so gentle with you and constantly helping you through the game
"good job babe!" "show me those bike skills" "want the sniper? i know you said you like those"
however with ellie....
"BABE BABE BABE KILL HIM SHOOT HIM SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT" "FUCK HE HAS TO BE A FUCKING BOT THERES NO WAY" "FUCK YEAH I GOT HIM TAKE THAT"
ellie putting her hands on urs on the controller when their first teaching you how to play and whenever she gets touchy <3
sitting on their laps while they play...
sleepover with them go NUTS
ellie buys SO MUCH SOUR CANDY
abby fucking HATES sour candy and you and ellie are trying to trick her into having a warhead
"no im not putting that vile shit in my mouth" "abby it's literally so sweet trust me" "no eat it it's just candy" "just try! 😕"
pouting to get your way and she gives in (and immediately spits it out)
pouting to get your way works with them no matter what
abby would be a personal trainer and also work somewhere in analytics
ellie would be a mechanic and livestream for a living (she acts like it's no big deal but she's gained a surprisingly large following)
reader owns a bakery that's also a flower shop and always brings in spare treats for them to have!
"guys i got doughnuts for you!"
you buy them flowers all !! the !! time !! and you assign really specific meanings to them
"so the poppy means... and the tulip with the poppy means..."
they're pretending to listen... (they are listening so intently)
them ganging up to tickle u at least once a day (you act like you despise it but in reality your devouring it)
FORCING THEM TO MAKE TIKTOKS WITH YOU
abby's texting you "Babe wdym I have to take a quiz on what aura I have." "can u just do it?"
omfg forcing abby to get tiktok because she refused to get it for so long only for her to be on it more than you and sending you the most random shit
getting into an argument with one of them is certainly something !
ur refusing to talk to ellie and ur communicating to her through abby (ellie is speaking to you directly and you are sitting cross legged staring at abby) "abby tell ellie im not speaking to her rn" and ur being DEAD serious... they're laughing their asses off
kissing abby in front of ellie to make her jealous when ur fighting
and whenever ellie and abby are fighting you straight up ignore them until they come to their senses and apologise
matching tattoos! you have a sun, abby has a moon and ellie has some stars
uno and they both have extra cards under the table
"are you guys cheating" "OH MY GOD NO OF COURSE NOT-" "HOW COULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT?!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU A GAMES A GAME"
ellie standing up to get water and you yell at her from the 826 cards that slipped
abby and ellie pull pranks on eachother all the time!
and you are constantly getting caught in the middle of it
one time you contribute and both of them are arguing on who did what prank having zero clue it was you
and you're just giggling off to the side
the two would have such bad jealousy issues
like they see u GLANCE at another girl and they're dragging you home
and then they go "we aren't even jealous people! she was practically eye fucking you. that's why we left!"
like girl she had a whole bf
imagine covering them in lipstick kissed and taking a picture...
making them do the lipstick trend
OR the nail polish eye colour trend!
u having a hard day and they’re RUSHING to comfort you
girls were STRESSEDDDD like ellie's holding you while abby's rushing to get the bath filled up
"stupid fucking bathtub isn't filling up!!!!!!! hurry up!!!!!" and now they’re more stressed than you😭
the nicknames.
ellie's pretty basic with it. calling you babe, baby, honey, pretty girl, etc.
but with abby she likes to be unique with it. calling you princess, darling, etc.
and u reversing the nicknames on them...
talking to abby and she's helping u w something and u go "thanks princess!" then kiss her on the cheek like nothing happened
she's like "tf??"
but with ellie she's chasing you around the house and pinning you down till you say she's daddy 😭
how rewarding it is for them when they see u get all blushy and stuff
they would feel so cocky and proud of the themselves
abby sending you playlists and ellie showing you drawings
and the gifts they would get u ! like gift giving isn't their love language but they wanna spoil you
“oo i like that shirt” abby’s already ordered it. in every colour.
like you sneak a peek at a bracelet and now it's ellie's job to keep you distracted while abby runs in and buys it
sleeping w a stuffy and being so tired and giving it a kiss on the cheek and bestfriend!ellie is all like “where’s mine”
she gets jealous with the amount of plushies u sleep with
she's the typa girl to joke "hey mamas where's my kiss" after u get home from work and ur just staring at her like 😐 with flour all over you from a failed recipe
“no? okay sorry babe”
goodcop!abby badcop!ellie when u do something bad!
"babe.... just tell me where u hid my keys and all will be good" "ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP WOMAN...."
then they end up finding the keys under the couch
but u lowk hid them there cause you didn’t want them to leave..
abby had a snapchat hey mamas phase and ellie was there to see it
AND ellie uses it as blackmail in the gc
abby: "Ellie you're so dumb how could you get the directions wrong." "wanna see a magic trick."
abby backtracks so fast in hopes it'll save her from her fate (it doesn't).
"and that's the end of my magic show! thank u and goodnight 🙏 " then ellie disappears because she knows abby will beat her ass
they have pictures of you in a gallery and you don’t know about it
“is this me sleeping?” "gimme my fuckin phone back-" "you ain't seen NOTHING"
you would take so many pics of urself on their phones!
like at dinner and you've managed to sneak one of their phone's under the table and are taking silly selfies
and you take videos of them snatching their phones back
the screen is all black and all you can hear is rustling and the faint sound of ellie whining "babe my storageeee" and abby's just laughing
flipping them off by accident in a photo (both me and izzie are victims to this).
you mean to do 🤘 or 👍 but instead do 🖕
ellie's feigning hurt and abby's laughing so hard
abby uses “😂” and “LOL” but then ellie uses “😭” and “LMAO”
abby is so literal with her texting
She types like this. Always uses proper grammar no matter what.
and ellie... ELLEI TWXTS LIKE THIS
"babky were is tje lrnon" "ALL CAPS NO PUNCTUSLYIK PJNCTISNTILN"
ur the only person who can translate ellie's awful texting so you'll occasionally get texts from joel saying stuff like "Kiddo do you know what she was tryna say here?"
ellie is 100% dyslexic
and a professional yapper which is why she likes streaming so much
abby fights the urge to tell her to shut the fuck up
and sometimes after like a really hard day at work all you wanna do is relax and they just let you
sending them paragraphs about how much you love them just out of the blue
ellie’s like “??? r u gonna kys “
abby leaves you on read and smothers you when she's home
abby chronically leaves people on read
ellie greets you by slapping or pinching ur ass and abby greets you by giving you a kiss on the side of your face ellie also pretends to fuck you from the back whenever you bend down to pick something up
the amount of facetimes when you didn't live with them! and the amount you get when your on some sort of work trip
falling asleep on call and them taking secret screenshots of you and texting eachother in fear of waking you up
facetiming you on abby's macbook
abby uses apple and ellie uses a microsoft laptop
when ur on a work trip and they're harassing you to call
“i’m in a meeting” “answer facetime”
"gimme 5" "5...4...3..2......"
nobody’s home except you and you burn yourself cooking
they are be RUSHINGGG home
"guys it's fine i literally barley did anything" "YOUR GONNA DIE"
“ARE TOU OKAY?!?” "i am literally fine"
omg the day they actually pay attention to work and your at home and don’t have a lot of time for you is the day you die
"i'm in a meeting what's up" "im dynggg.... come back......... zhelllpppppp....."
and then you get all bratty and needy they obviously punish you for it later ... i'll leave that to your imagination.
“come home or i’m gonna fall ill” “YOURE GONNS FALL ILL??"
sitting in abby's lap while she's working from home <3
she's sitting on her chair and ur straddling her with ur face in her shoulder
biting her arm randomly and she's like "ow wtf?!"
biting her for the first time and she’s was all like “?!” this girl was alarmed.... "are you going feral what is up with you"
eventually she just gets used to it at some point
zero reaction to you biting her now
they go to the gym without you and send gym selfies
abby LOVESSS to flex
she'll never admit it but this girl is trying so hard to excentuate her muscles around u
throws you over her shoulder effortlessly
annoying her and going "watcha gonna do abby? kidnap me?" and she, in fact, does.
“let me go!” and she just pats ur ass
and ellie's always wearing shirts that show her arms off
making them kiss
"awh i think we need a ship name now!" "SHUT UP"
forcing them to talk to eachother by ignoring them and then they have to talk to eachother on wether or not ur pissed at them or if ur just not in the mood to talk
them fighting over everything including you
but you're not official with either of them and could go flirt around if u wanted
them showing up at whatever place u have a date at or something and trolling the poor girl ur out with and then angry dragging u home
they get SO possessive
ellie listens to boygenius and you had to beg abby to listen to them and now she loves them
ellie's got 21 savage, the weeknd, drake, tyler the creator, the neighborhood, chase atlantic, etc on her playlists
her and abby have similar music tastes with distinct differences
like abby listens to tyler the creator as well, chase atlantic, HOZIER, frank sinantra, frank ocean.
all of you love phoebe, mac miller, lorde and childish gambino!
and you LOVE kali uchis. ur the lalalala to their okokok.
you discovered her when she released telapatia and have been obsessed ever since
both abby and ellie had a girl in red phase...
sleeping together in abby's bed bc hers is the biggest
ur favourite mornings are ones when you can't even get up and out of bed because abby's spooning you and ellie's arm is hung loosely over ur waist
your situated in the middle with abby on ur right and ellie on ur left
waking them up with breakfast!
abby waking up to smelling some delicious food and hugging you from behind with her eyes closed and neck shoved into ur shoulder "smells s' good baby... wanted to spoil us even more after last night, huh?" in her raspy morning voice
all ur in is an oversized tee and some white bow cotton panties (it's one of abby's post workout shirts)
the only dirt abby has on ellie is the amount of foul photos she has of her sleeping
ellie drools AND snores
latching on to you for dear life
ur shoving the pillow over ur ears in hopes she'll stfu 😭
and she NEVER does 😕
sleeping skin to skin with them :)
"take of your clothes" "why? you wanna...?" "no i just wanna feel u... is that okay?"
abby has soft skin and ellie has a bunch of random bruises and scars
abby and ellie are genuinely head over heels for u in all seriousness
even if they don’t like eachother they cope with it for you!
smooching one of them really hard and like forcing the “MMMMWAH” sound
ellie has a main insta with zero posts and a spam with 827
abby has three accounts, one for gains, her main & her stalker (for ur safety obviously)
meanwhile u just have a main which u post on all the time and a private that nobody knows about for stalking
ellie shit posts. "lol" and it's a photo of a rat smoking a cigarette
ellie dgaf bout what she texts
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sent to abby cause you made a joke about her being breedable in bed
nsfw!
ANGRY MAKEUP SEX.
ellie kisses ur tummy before she eats it
and abby puts her forearm on ur lower stomach and applies pressure 😵‍💫
abby calls u good girl
abby comforting you when ellie's going just a little bit too aggressively and manhandling you
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MAC I'M GONNA WATCH THE HANNIBAL FINALE. I'M GONNA LIVEBLOG IN UR INBOX BECAUSE IT'S FUN :3
godddd i feel so bad for reba :( she just had a crush on this weird ass guy and now he's kidnapped her and told her he's a murderer. I LOVE HER SHE DESERVES BETTER
DID HE JUST SHOOT HIMSELF???? OHHHHH REBA I'M SO SORRY :(( oh she's escaping.... oh i hope she lives i hope she gets out i am so worried for my girl she has been a highlight of this season fr
SHE'S ALIVE!!!!! oh she's going to have trauma for life. babygirl is not getting through this without copious amounts of issues
will trying to reassure her oughfgh :((( there r parallels between her and will and alana..... i need 2 make that into its own post tho it would b way too long for liveblogging in ur inbox
he's talking 2 hannibal now....... gay ass..... ohhhh will graham girlie u so wanted to kill that guy. u can't even deny it u wanted to murder him soooo bad <3 aren't u tired of being nice? don't u just want to go apeshit?
OH SHIT. HE'S STILL ALIVE. HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE. OH MY GOD HE FAKED HIS SUICIDE
btw i am like. so invested in whatever the fuck will and bedelia have going on. two victims of hannibal who fell in love with him and were so close to being eaten by him. what is happening here is NOT therapy, and it's definitely not a friendship, but a secret third thing
can i just say i love alana bloom in this season as well???? she used to be kind and loving but she was broken down and is now cold and unforgiving. she's put her shields up and can't let anything happen to her again waaaaaghhfh :((( also she's pretty <3 i love women
"i need you hannibal." GAY ASS!!!!!!
"going my way?" HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!
they're having fucking wine together this is a date this is a gay ass pre-murder date come on dude
what's gayer than this..... drinking wine while watching some guy film your dying boyfriend..... the homoeroticism of this.........
YEAHHHHH KILL EM BABYGIRL!!! STAB THAT MAN!!!!! ohh the camera cutting between shots of will stabbing him and hannibal hitting him with the axe.... will gutting him like a fish and hannibal ripping into his neck with his teeth..... this is gay sex this is homosexual intercourse right on my screen here
THE BLOOD SPREADING TO LOOK LIKE WINGS ARE YOU SERIOUS. dude this wing imagery with this guy is insane i'm going to eat cardboard
HANNIBAL HELPING HIM TO HIS FEET BOTH COVERED IN BLOOD. THEYRE LOOKING EAHC OTHER DEAD IN THE EYES. THEY NEED TO MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE RIGHT NOW IM SO SERIOUS.
"it's beautiful." YEAGHHHHAH!!!! GET WORSE!!!! GET WORSE!!!!!!
DUDE THEY FELL. HOLY SHIT. i mean what's more romantic than falling off a cliff in your lover's arms covered in some other man's blood??? like fr. oh my god dude
BEDELIA!!! THERE SHE IS!!!!! is she back in italy????
wh. what's that on the table. wh.
GIRL. GIRLIE. YOU CUT OFF YOUR LEG???? OH THERE IS SOMETHING SO WRONG WITH HER <3
holy shit dude. oh my god. realistically they probably could not have survived that fall but either way, like. how fucked up is that??? and also romantic in a horrible toxic way??? if they died they died in each other's arms. if they lived.... they made it. they fucking made it through everything they did. where would they go now? to italy? are they going to meet bedelia? do we have the most fucked up cannibalistic throuple in the universe?? my god dude. i gotta lay down and think about this for a while. 10/10 amazing show i'm going to explode thank you for recommending i watch it <3 i'm going to evaporate into a million little pieces now i need to scream
AHAHAHAAHAHHAAAA GOOD LUCK . THIS SHOW IS GOING TO LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN FOREVER NOW. YAYYYYYYY IM SO GLAD U LIKED IT. I LOVE THE INBOX LIVEBLOG THANK YOU. HOLD ON I HAVE SOMETHINF FOR U TOO GIVE ME A SECOND TO TYPE IT UP HEHEHEHE
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hey !! i’ve been feeling like absolute shit again, and was hoping for some sort of comfort, haha. i was wondering if i could request a class 1a/deku x reader, in where the reader is visibly declining, despite her best efforts to not let it show. she attempts to maintain a positive façade, but aizawa and her classmates take notice to her failing grades, lack of socialization, self harm (cutting/burning, thighs/stomach/arms, starvation), and overall smile-ridden depression. all until it accumulates into major recklessness in battle, taking blows for others when unnecessary and being terribly self-sacrificial; her doing so as a result of active suicidal ideation. (also sorry, this is a nitpicky thing ik, and i’m trying rlly hard to word it in a way that doesn’t sound brash or pretentious !! but i’ve never once cried during sh or when speaking about it, and a lot of fanfics portray only sobbing and regret and it’s sort of uncomfortable ,? if at all possible, and if ur totally comfy with it, could y/n not cry too much in front of others?) if this is too triggering or upsetting, or simply too much lol, i completely understand !!! feel free to turn it down, okay ? absolutely no pressure :) thank u !
Sorry this took forever, since this would have ended up as a really long scenario so I made long HCs instead, since this is a lot of stuff. Also I wrote it pretty much only with Deku
•You weren’t doing well to begin with and the school stress, USJ incident, the attack at the training camp and the move to the dorms didn’t really help with the stress 
•Deku being an active component in all of it of course made you worry like crazy
•The trauma just kept piling up and so did the stress and you just couldn’t take it anymore
•You started falling deeper and deeper into depression, you hardly talked to anyone and after every school day you just shut yourself in your dorm room
•Deku tries to be there for you, but obviously he has his own life too and even though you’re a big part of that he can’t help you if you don’t let him
•Even Aizawa suggests to you that maybe you should talk to someone, or go see Recovery girl or a psychiatrist, he offers to talk with you as well, but you just smile at him and tell him you’re okay
•You’re hurting yourself constantly, barely eating, skipping school to sleep all day and anyone barely sees you outside of school hours
•Deku starts noticing your arms covered in bandages and long sleeves all the time, and even when he confronts you about it, you just tell him it’s none of his business and to buzz off
•Your relationship is deteriorating and you feel like it’s better that way, at least it won’t hurt him when you’re gone
•You start doing some really stupid stuff, taking hits on purpose like you want to get hurt
•During this whole time you’ve barely ever cried, you just feel numb and like nothing matters anymore
•The final nail in the coffin comes when you take a bit too big of a hit during a confrontation with a villain and end up half dead in a hospital
•Deku finally decides he needs to make you stop this and even though you had been drifting apart and barely spoke before that, he wants to make sure you’re okay and that you get help
•Deku spends the next day sitting beside your hospital bed, holding your hand and waiting for you to wake up
•When you do he has this serious look on his face, but at the same time he is crying and telling you he’s so glad you’re awake and alive
•Somehow that’s a bit of a wake up call for you, to see someone so worried and and relieved that you’re okay, that you weren’t dead
•Deku talks to you for a long time and even though it’s not his fault, he profusely apologizes for not interfering with your downwards spiral sooner
•He doesn’t let go of your hand the whole time he is there with you, Deku just feels like he’s gonna lose you if he lets go now
•You don’t really talk much, and you don’t tell him what you’ve been going through for the last couple of months especially
•But he talks, he talks and he cries and eventually he manages to make you cry a bit too, because he just wants you to know you’re not alone and that he wants to be there for you every step of the way from now on
•He tells you he loves you and that he will be there for you in anyway he can
•You two hug and he embraces you so hard it hurts a bit, but in that moment, you don’t care
•Maybe there really is a light at the end of the tunnel and maybe he was yours
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venusiangguk · 4 years
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gold rush pt. 2 | jjk (m)
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>>pairing: jungkook x reader
>>genre: pwp, v little plot, smut, kinda fluffy, college au (kinda), established relationship
>>word count: 8.9k
>>warnings: romantic ass eating 😐, oral (m), fingering (m/f), butt stuff but it’s SEXY, explicit sex, crying, jungkook likes to be praised, soft koo, dom reader... but like soft, spitting in mouth, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, this is so soft, that good smut, literally like 7.5k of filth
>>notes: hot girls eat ass!! oc is a hot girl!! this involves butt stuff (just mouth and fingers, no pegging 😔), so if that isn’t ur cup of tea just read pt 1 again lol, i separated it this way in case there were people who weren’t down to go down... iykyk. but with that said, i encourage u to open ur eyes and ur mind and give this a chance 🤩
>>summary: jk finally lets you eat his ass 😁👍🏻
pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3
It’s day 6 of trying to get Jeongguk to let you eat his ass. It’s getting hard to function, and the sun doesn’t shine as bright as it used to. The week has been a rough one, filled with clenched butt cheeks, and fewer blow jobs than normal. You just can’t seem to stop yourself from wandering south when you’re down there, so you’ve lost the privilege. Constantly met with Jeongguk’s laughter filled eyes when he pulls you up to where you’re supposed to be, and a “You should not want to eat my ass this bad.”
He just doesn’t understand.
Currently you’re sat in the cafeteria with your friends, your eyes consistently roaming to a table across the large room. He’s laughing at something and his hands are clapping in front of him as he throws his head back. You rest your head on your arms, pouting, and you breathe a deep and miserable sigh.
“Alright y/n what the fuck?” Your friend Yuna says, flicking your cheeks.
Her speaking up causes a few of your other girlfriends at the table to direct their attention towards you. “Yeah, you’ve been like... pouty for the last few days. What’s going on?” Cho questions as well.
You debate keeping the silly internal struggle to yourself before giving in and stating plainly, “Gguk won’t let me eat his ass.” You blow absently at a piece of hair that falls into your face, eyes crossing as you look at it. Next to you, Jiwoo chokes on the zero cal drink that she’s been sipping.
Yuna stares at you blankly for a moment before recovering. “That’s... well that’s a predicament.” She hums in thought. “Does he actually not want to or is he just being shy and stubborn?”
“Second one.” You say. You’ve known your boyfriend for years and you’ve definitely learned how to tell when he’s being serious and when he’s just being stubborn. If you really thought he wasn’t about it you would have dropped it. But you know Jeongguk’s just being difficult because he thinks it’s funny to make you pine, and actually has at least some curiosity about the act. He just won’t admit it.
“Minjun was the same way,” Cho nods in solidarity. “But he likes it now.”
“How’d you get him to change his mind?” You ask perking up. A beacon of hope.
“We watched porn of it together.”
“That’s how I discovered it!” You gasp.
You pull your phone out to text your boyfriend.
you:
minjun let’s cho eat his ass 🥺
You watch Jeongguk from across the room and see the moment he receives the text. He searches the lunch room before his eyes land on yours and he let’s out an incredulous harsh laugh, before shaking his head slightly to himself. You glance at your phone and see the text bubble appear in your messages.
koo 🥴:
maybe he’ll let you eat it too 🥺
You gape at your phone and look at your boyfriend only to see him talking to his friends again. He gives you a side glance and you see his smile grow bigger as he tries to ignore you.
~~~
Jeongguk’s sitting at his lunch table picking at the food in front of him listening as Jimin rambles about the not-so-great grade he got on his latest science test. “Why the fuck do I need to know that the sun will make it too hot for life to exist on earth in a couple billion years? Not only will I be dead, but that is just anxiety inducing.”
His phone that’s vibrating on the table catches his attention, a picture message from you on the home screen. He gets a little excited at the sheer potential that a picture message has and opens it eagerly. Sure the chances of getting a titty pic when it’s mid-day and you’re both in the middle of a lunch cafeteria are small... but they are never zero.
When he opens the message and sees the picture, he laughs loudly before clapping his hand over his mouth to quiet himself.
baby 🥺💘😏🧠🙄👊🏻:
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He’s about to respond when Taehyung says, “Alright, you can’t keep laughing at your phone and not tell us what’s so funny.”
Jeongguk looks at the couple in front of him a trace of a smile still lingers on his lips. He shows them what you sent. “Y/n wants to eat my ass so bad.” He laughs to himself, going back to his phone.
“Are you not letting her?” Jimin asks.
Jeongguk sets his phone to the side before he gets to respond. It’s clear his friends are ready to have a conversation about it. “I don’t think so.”
Jimin and Taehyung look at each other and smirk. “Why not? It feels really good.”
He looks between them silently before asking, “You’ve done it?” He receives two nods.
“This one’s a real ass-muncher.” Taehyung says jerking a thumb at his boyfriend. Jimin swats at him.
“He says like that like its a bad thing and like he doesn’t cum from just my mouth and my fingers.” Jimin rolls his eyes.
Jeongguk tenses and turns a little red. A little tremor of heat coursing through his body at the thought of feeling so good that he could cum without even having a hand around himself. “Just from that? No dick touching? Is that even possible?”
“Oh to be straight and oblivious to the wonders of butt stuff.” Jimin pouts at him like he feels bad for him.
Taehyung on the other hand is a bit more helpful. He pops a fry in his mouth and talks with his mouth full, “It’s possible. We have like a button in our ass that’s like... magic. You know what a prostate is right?”
Jeongguk scoffs. “Obviously.”
“Okay well let her put her fingers and tongue in your ass then, if you know so much about it. Have you eaten hers?”
“Yeah I’ve had my tongue in every crevice of that girls body.” He’s nodding and smiling like he’s proud. He glances at you, and he sees you huddled next to your friend, looking closely at something on her phone, your long hair falling like a curtain over your shoulder, some pooling on the table. You look so pretty. You feel his stare, and look at him. Your smile is soft, and your lips pucker in a little kiss. Chuu.
“Right,” Jimin says bringing Jeongguk back to the topic at hand, “Well if she let you, and you’re open to it you should let her... like it will actually feel better for you than it probably did for her.” Jeongguk looks like he’s about to defend his honor and sex skills, before Jimin cuts him off, “Not saying you didn’t do it right or whatever. It’s just that guys are like programmed to like it... like biologically or- something.”
“Or something.” Jeongguk repeats.
“Why don’t you want to in the first place? Is it because you think it’s gay?” Taehyung asks laughing, knowing that that’s not why.
Jeongguk gives him a bored deadpanned stare. “No. Maybe it’s because I shit out of my ass and don’t want her mouth near it? She’s perfect, she doesn’t deserve that.”
Jimin cackles. “Well it’s not like you just let her go for it! You have to prepare.”
Jeongguk sits and listens as his friends give him nothing less than a full comprehensive lecture on the logistics of ass eating and ass getting ate. Ass 101. He’s still unsure but hearing from guys who have actually done it and enjoyed it makes him feel a bit more open and curious. It has him pulling out his phone and tentatively typing out a text to you, finally replying to the picture you sent.
me:
i’m thinking about it
He watches you, waiting for the text to get to you. He smiles when he sees you get excited at seeing his name on your home screen, something warm blossoming in his chest. He struggles to keep his face straight when he sees your head whip up, looking at him wide-eyed like you can’t believe what he just texted you. His fingers wiggle in a small wave, and the biggest smile slowly crawls across your face. He receives one last message before lunch ends.
baby 🥺💘😏🧠🙄👊🏻:
say less, sir 🤤
~~~
Jeongguk lays on his back patiently, looking down at you below him while you take your time planting soft kisses all the way down his body. He was in a quite docile mood considering all the pestering you’ve put him through the past few days. And despite what you both knew you had planned for him. Something he claimed to be nervous about, but you supposed one could be nervous and excited and pliant all at once.
When you take one of his nipples into your mouth he lets out a soft “oh...” his hands flying up like he wants to wrap them in your hair, hold you there till he’s pleased, but he catches himself when his arms are halfway raised. He brings them back down by his sides, fists the sheets like he’s holding himself back, like he wants to be good for you. As you lick and suck on the paired nipple, feeling it pebble in your mouth, you watch  Jeongguk’s mouth fall open silently while his eyebrows furrow and a wrinkle of pleasure forms between them. His cock is steadily going from warm and plump to hot and hard and leaking, you can feel it twitch against your lower belly.
He opens his eyes to watch you and you can see his pupils are blown and you smile up at him, a tiny bud still pulled between your teeth and Jeongguk whines. A high pitch needy, breathy noise falls from his lips before he pulls his bottom one between his teeth. His head turns to the side, baring his neck in subconscious submission, and God. He doesn’t get like this often but when he does? He is the prettiest sight.
Heat pools in your belly and your panties are already sticking to your bottom half. You hum before moving your ministrations to his torso, soft wet open mouth kisses being placed any and everywhere, prolonged ones on each of his abs. He works so hard for his body, his physique. It’s something he does for himself, but you feel lucky that you get to see him like this in all of his glory.
“Thank you.” You say as you place a kiss on the tattoo he has on his hip bone.
He hums, “For what?”
“For letting me see you like this,” You finally wrap a hand around his cock. You bite your lip when you feel it jump in your palm, “For letting me explore today. You’re so sexy, and so lovely, and so perfect. You work so hard, baby.” Kisses, so many kisses planted over his groin area, but never where he wants it most.
He huffs and you can see a flush from embarrassment darken the already present flush of arousal, due to the praise and mention of exploring. He squirms in your hold, not wanting to talk, probably wishing you would just get on with it already. Surely you can feel him throbbing in your hand, right?
Finally, you bring your lips to his frenulum and place the softest kitten lick to it and Jeongguk positively keens in your hold. You stroke his cock, squeezing on the upstroke to watch a bead of precum well at the top. It glistens, shiny and clear, at the pink head. You wrap your lips around the tip fully, lapping and swirling your tongue over it, humming at the heady, slightly bitter taste on your tongue. It’s not particularly pleasant per se but it’s sexy. The fact you get him so worked up that his cock can’t help but leak, so worked up that he can’t help the soft little whines that fall from his lips; the fact that he gets so turned on and hard and wet just from a few of your kisses and licks makes you moan with his cock in your mouth, thighs squeezing together for some type of pressure and relief.
You pop off with a harsh suck. “I can’t wait to taste you.” You groan, licking a broad stripe up his cock with the flat of your tongue.
He grumbles quietly shifting, sort of like he’s antsy and frustrated. He knows what you mean and he knows you don’t mean his cock that you just had in your mouth.
“What was that?” You ask through a smile, nipping at his hip with your teeth.
“Can you stop talking about it and just suck my dick so I can forget you’re even gonna do that?” He rolls his eyes and pouts down at you with a tiny scowl on his face.
“Oh baby,” You laugh, not patronizingly, but there is a little bit of a teasing lilt to your voice, “Are you still embarrassed?”
He doesn’t answer, just scowls harder if that was even possible.
You move away from his cock, and up his body. His eyes reflect panic and his hands finally move from the sheets to press on your shoulders, trying to keep you in place. “No, stay,” he whines.
You laugh again pushing against his hold before finally settling half on his chest. You rest a leg over his thigh, keeping your body close and pressed to his. You look into his big brown doe eyes that are slightly glassy from all the teasing. You can see some apprehension and nervousness swimming in them as you place a hand on his cheek, stroking softly. He closes his eyes and nuzzles into your palm before his hand comes up to hold your wrist, to just touch some more. His other hand runs up and down your body that’s resting half on top of him, tickling slightly like your the one that needs attention. He kisses your hand that’s on his cheek softly before looking at you again.
“We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.” You say quietly, thumb brushing over his cheek bone.
His eyes fall closed again and you can see his brow furrow once more, though this time it isn’t out of pleasure it’s because he’s thinking. Despite all the playful teasing and pestering and banter, you’ve always made sure to check that he was actually okay with you going down there. And, yeah, he was nervous but after talking about it seriously and doing some research together he always said he was fine with it. But you know things can change in the moment and you just want to double check, make sure that he still feels that way.
You hum in question gently, prompting a response.
He huffs, tightening his grip on your wrist, a nervous gesture. His eyes are still closed when he quietly says, “No I just... I- I’m not like backing out...”
“You can though.” You interrupt.
His eyes open quickly, and he shakes his head. “No, no I want to I just...” His voice starts off strong but tappers into a softer tone. “I want to I just feel a bit like... weird.”
Your brow furrows this time. “Why, baby?”
“I feel like I shouldn’t want you to.” He doesn’t meet your eyes and you can feel his cheek heat up in your palm.
Ahhhh, you think. Although you talked and teased about the topic, you realize that while Jeongguk agreed (whilst impishly feigning a faux diswant on principle) you never realized that the lighthearted “You shouldn’t want to eat my ass this bad” remarks may have stemmed from something serious, and weren’t just playful protests.
“Why do you feel that way?” You press gently.
His eyes flicker to you and then to your mouth, then back to something (nothing) off to the side. He has a small not-so-amused smile on his lips when he says, “It’s kinda taboo isn’t it?”
You can’t help but giggle at the word he used. Taboo. Out of all the things you guys have done, this is what he chooses to get shy about. Sweet boy.
“Not any more tabooo than you wanting to eat my ass, or fuck my ass.” You hum at him, stretching out the word in a teasing manner, making him look at you. You smile at him before continuing, “Or you like slapping me, or me gagging you with my panties, or-“
“Okay okay! I get it.” He laughs and places a kiss to your lips to get them to stop moving.
You beam, glad to see he’s a bit more relaxed. The boner however, is definitely gone, but that can be fixed.
“I’m not trying to convince you though.” You emphasize, “I only want to if you want to.”
He nods, softly smiling at you. “I want to.”
A salacious grin takes over your face and you sigh softly into his ear before whispering, “Perfect... I’m going to make you feel so good baby, make you feel so good with my tongue. Get you all whiny and red and sweaty. Maybe your legs will start to shake from how good it feels? Do you want that, Jeongguk?” You nip at his ear lobe as you feel a slight tremor run through his body. Your hips subtly roll against the side of his body, seeking any friction at this point. You feel him nod. “Maybe if you like my mouth enough we can use fingers when you’re ready baby.” You hear him suck in a sharp breath and slowly let it out on a shaky exhale. You grin and place a kiss to his temple before continuing. “Get them inside of you to find that spot that will really set you off. The spot that will make you cum for me. Wouldn’t that feel so good baby?”
He nods again and you can feel the hand that has been running up and down your back throughout the conversation grip at your ass roughly.
“Say it baby, I wanna hear you.”
He whines and struggles against the hand on his face that is now gripping his jaw, still putting up a little bit of a fight about wanting something he considers “taboo”. But he gives in easily enough when he realizes you won’t continue until you get more confirmation that he genuinely wants this, and is excited to have it.
“It’s gonna feel so good y/n. God, you’re gonna make me feel so good.” He’s shy when he says it, but he’s almost panting as well. At last, he’s giving in and admitting to himself that this is something that will feel good and is okay to want.
He grips your face and kisses you. It starts slow and tentative but quickly manifests into a kiss that is deep and hard, one that is full of lust and neediness. He bites at your lip needing to release some of the pent up frustration but at your whine of pain he licks over it apologetically, placing softer kisses instead for a moment before he rests his forehead against yours, both your breathing is ragged for a minute until he speaks up.
“Please y/n. I’m so hard.” He pleads in a soft whisper.
You take a second and look down between your bodies and sure enough, his cock has returned to full hardness, and your mouth waters seeing even more precum welling at the tip than before.
“I’m gonna suck it.”
“Please do.” Jeongguk laughs as you move down his body, but the laugh goes high pitched and breathy when you take him down your throat immediately.
“Fuck...” he sighs, his head falling back and eyes fluttering.
You pull off and close your eyes, relishing in the fact that you can make him feel like this. Grinning against his cock you place a kitten kiss to the shaft. “Good baby?”
He nods his head. “Yes yes, please keep going.”
You hum against the head causing Jeongguk to exhale sharply, hips twitching due to the vibrations. He’s so sensitive and you crave the reactions you pull from him. Whether they’re the soft noises and the small twitches or the loud moans and jerking muscles, they are all equally loved and desired.
Quickly you pull off and reach up placing your hand under his mouth, before he can protest at you pausing again. Maybe you’re being a little mean, but he sounds so pretty when he’s desperate and you just can’t help yourself.
“Spit.” You instruct.
You see him work his jaw, sharp edges protruding here and there while he gathers some in his mouth before spitting it into your hand. You peck a nipple on the way back down to his cock wrapping the spit filled hand around him. You see him watching you and you hold eye contact as you gather some of your own and let it drool from your mouth landing on the tip of his cock. You swear you see his eyes go impossibly darker, his jaw clenching, hands turning to fists in the sheets beneath you both.
When you stroke, mixing everything, his eyes close and he lets out a breath through his nose as he rests back and gets a little more comfortable. It’s not too messy, just the perfect amount of wetness for the glide to be slick and pleasing for him. You tighten your grip and twist under the head watching as the muscles in his stomach and thighs tense, a soft grunt draws your gaze to his face.
“Yeah... like that...” he whispers. He’s just barely rocking his hips into your hands, trying to be subtle while also trying to chase the feeling.
You speed up your hand, keeping up the movements he likes while adding your tongue to flick at the underside of his head. You glance at him and find him watching you again, a fucked out look on his face, mouth slightly parted and a bead of sweat running down his temple. Slowly you sink down watching him till you can’t anymore, burying the tip of your nose in the soft patch of neatly kept hair at the base of his cock. When you feel him hit the back of your throat you contract it and shake your head from side to side and finally, finally you pull out one of his loud and unrestrained moans. It goes straight to your pussy, making it feel like it’s pulsing in your panties.
You come up for a breath before you stay down as long as you can repeating the same actions that pulled the lovely moans from his throat and you continue to hear them as you feel him start to sink his hips, almost like he’s overwhelmed and trying to pull away from how good it feels, like he can’t handle how how good it feels.
In your peripheral vision you can see his hands twitching like he’s fighting with himself before he gives in and sinks them into your hair, pulling slightly before pushing your head down and bringing his hips back up. He’s not fucking your face, but he let’s his cock sink as far back as it can and let’s you work your throat around him, lets himself get overwhelmed instead of pulling away from the feeling like he was before.  
Jeongguk was a head pusher in every sense of the term. Some people hated when their partners did that, but you loved it. You loved it because Jeongguk was different from most head pushers. He had variety. Sometimes he liked pushing your head down and holding you there to choke you and watch tears form in your eyes, to watch your makeup run while you struggled to breathe. Sometimes he did it in a face-fucking way, his hips jackhammering while he moved your head up and down just the way he wanted it. This time though, he held your head down in a begging way. In a way that said “Oh god please, please don’t stop, it feels so fucking good, please stay there forever”.
Jeongguk is whimpering above you and you hum and moan loudly sending strong vibrations up your throat and down his cock and he’s thrashing, throwing his head back, grip in your hair tightening, a pleasant pain on your scalp.
“Oh my fucking god,” He groans, neck extended and his eyes squeezed shut.
His whole body is burning when you bring a hand down to massage his balls while still moving your throat against his tip and then all of a sudden he tenses and stills before he’s pulling you off, frantically chanting “Stop it, stop it.”
At lightening speed you grip the base of his cock, squeezing, trying to keep his orgasm at bay. Jeongguk’s whole body jerks with his cock, but no cum leaks out, only precum and spit making a mess on his angry, swollen cock. He relaxes back for a moment, cock still jumping, chest rising and falling as he catches his breath and you do the same and after you slowly release the hold you have on his cock you wipe your mouth with the back of your hand.
Suddenly your world is blurry and you’re quickly being pulled to his chest and smothered with his hands on your cheeks, and his lips everywhere they can reach.
“God. You’re so good, so so good y/n. So perfect, make me feel so good baby. How do you do it?” He praises you between kisses and you giggle, gently pawing at his chest to get him to stop or at least slow down.
He does and you take a second to look at him. And he’s glowing. His eyes are shining, like he was close to tears and his cheeks are flushed. His sweaty hair sticks to his forehead in places while the longer pieces are fanned out on the pillow underneath him. And his smile. He’s beaming and you are so in love.
You bring a hand up and brush some sweaty strands back off his face. His eyes close and he pushes into the touch like a kitten wanting pets. He sighs contentedly.
“You’re so beautiful, Jeongguk. So pretty.” You whisper, placing a kiss to his forehead.
You bring your hand down from his hair and cradle his cheek, running your thumb over his plump, red bottom lip. You can see faint teeth marks underneath it from where he was biting it. His eyelashes flutter on his cheek as his eyes close and he sighs quietly before he nibbles on the fingertip with his front teeth and then takes the whole thing into his mouth, sucking on it. You gasp quietly, and apply light pressure pushing down on the wetness of his tongue prying his mouth open and he just lets you.
Your lips find his, and you dip your tongue into his open mouth before your hand moves to his jaw to keep it agape and you fuck your tongue into it.
“This is how my tongue is gonna fuck you...” you whisper.
He whines high and needy, and his hands move to cup your cheeks. You moan before settling over him more comfortably and pushing your soaked panties to the side before wiggling till his cock is settled between your lips.
The night was supposed to be about him, but you need something before you lose it. You move your hips in small little thrusts, the length of his cock rubbing deliciously over you clit. You both gasp into each others mouths. The hands on your ass encourage you, pressing into your cheeks and the small of your back whenever you thrust forward, and the thumbs on your hips push when you grind back.
“Holy fuck you’re so wet.” He’s says it like he’s in awe, like he can’t believe it. Like he hasn’t made you this way so many times before.
You rest your forehead on his while continuing to grind on his cock. “Love you like this...” You grip his jaw again and pry it open, even though you know he would open willingly if you just asked. You look in his eyes searching, before you feel him nod in your hold. You lean forward over his mouth and let some spit fall into it, he moans while he eagerly drinks it down.
His grip on your hips tightens and you feel his cock jerk against your clit, but he’s good. He doesn’t cum.
“I love it too... just not all the time... it’s- a lot. Overwhelming.” He whispers, and you coo.
“I know baby, you’re doing so well. Color?” You ask.
“Green.” He answers without hesitation.
You smile and kiss him. “Wanna keep going?”
He flushes when he nods his head. “Please.”
Once again you find yourself between Jeongguk’s legs. You play with his cock a little before smoothing your hands under his thighs, trying to gently push them up and back but he whines and resists.
“You have to let me see baby.” You say, a smile in your voice.
Jeongguk squeezes his eyes shut and takes a deep breath before slowly letting his legs fall apart.
You hum, before saying, “Hand me a pillow please.”
He’s confused but does as you ask, understanding when you tap the side of his cheek with instructions to lift his hips, pillow settling underneath his ass and lower back, propping them up a little.
You settle back down on your tummy, and open his legs again. Jeongguk says nothing but you can feel his body shaking a little with a constant tremor. He takes a deep breath settling back into the pillow he placed behind his head so he can watch what you do next.
“Ready?” You ask, hands gripping at the meaty inside parts of his thighs. You get a stiff nod, but still no noises. You pout but get started by running your tongue flat over his balls, hoping to ease him into it.
You feel his thighs tense, as you lap at the hairless balls, sucking them into your mouth every once in a while. Your eyes constantly flicker to Jeongguk’s face to make sure there’s nothing wrong, but all you see is pleasure on his face while he breathes out in soft little puffs through his nose. His eyes are hooded and his lip is drawn between his teeth.
You hold his heady gaze and you place your first little lick on his perineum. At the contact, his head falls back, mouth hanging open. You wiggle closer to place a kiss to the area, transitioning to quick little flicks of your tongue and Jeongguk moans, and you watch as he spreads a bit more, lifting his feet so his knees are pulled closer to his chest, giving you easier access. You moan at his eagerness, and have to stop for a minute, putting a hand between your legs to just press on your center for some kind of relief.
His eyes are still closed, like he doesn’t want to see you between his legs licking at his most private area, but his quiet whining and restless shifting is enough to let you know that he’s okay and enjoying it.
You bring your hands up and place one on each of his cheeks, squeezing a little, admiring the soft give of his muscles. He’s so plush. You apply pressure so his legs fall farther back and then spread him apart. You bite your lip and your mouth waters at the thought of how good your going to make him feel.
Tentatively you poke your tongue out and trace it around the little ring of muscle. He gasps and tries to clench and close his legs but you hold them in place.
“It’s okay baby.”
“‘S weird...” He mumbles.
“I know. Just try to relax for me, okay?”
You hear him take a few deep breaths before you feel his body shake with a nod. His legs fall open again and you make quick work of his hole, placing your tongue flat over it, dragging all the way up to where his balls meet his perineum.
“Ohhh,” He breathes out.
You take that as a good sign before getting a bit rougher with your actions, less of the tentative licks and more of some tight sucking and quick flicking. He’s doing so well and you can hear him moaning above you. His cock is so hard and swollen on his belly, neglected and leaking.
“Pull your legs back baby.”
He opens his eyes and they are unfocused. It takes him a second to process what you asked him to do, but once he does he moves quickly. He has a hazy look in his eyes, his mouth in parted slightly, and his tongue peaks out to wet his lips as he gets comfortable in the new position.
“Watch me?” You plead, while licking over his hole again, eyes not leaving him waiting for a response.
His eyes close for just a moment and a wrinkle of pleasure forms between his brows and his cock jumps, a little spurt of precum oozing out. He inhales and opens his eyes on the exhale, breathing out a small “Okay.”
Once you start to figure out what he likes and what makes him happy, all you hear is the steadily getting louder pleased noises falling from his lips. You point your tongue and gently push past the tight ring of muscles and Jeongguk sobs. He brings a hand to his face and rubs over it, before throwing his arm over his face, hiding because he’s so overwhelmed. To your surprise he starts to gently rock against your tongue.
“Oh my god you’re so hot Jeongguk,” You moan.
“Don’t stop,” He begs. He sounds close to tears.
“Touch yourself, baby.”
You wait until you see his hand wrap around his cock giving himself a few slow strokes, wet eyes on you, waiting for you to keep going.
As soon as your mouth meets him again, his hand he has on his cock starts moving faster, almost frantically over his length and his hips are stuttering like he doesn’t know if he wants to fuck his hand or if he wants to fuck himself back onto your tongue. You decide for him and hold his hips close to your face, sucking repeatedly on the ring of fluttering muscle.
Jeongguk gasps, “I’m close, I wanna cum y/n- Please, I-“ His head falls back and his hand doesn’t slow.
You give your hum of approval against his hole, and watch him fall apart.
His head is thrown back and he’s so sweaty from working so hard for his release. His chest rises and falls in quick staccato breaths, and his free hand goes up to a nipple, lightly rubbing his thumb over it and he keens, before he goes silent, whole body stuttering and he chokes out nothing more than a quick, quiet “Cumming” before his cock pulses and shoots out 1, 2, 3 stripes of white, the rest dribbling down his length and over his fingers. His body almost convulses from the pleasure coursing through his veins. He keeps stroking, and he lets you keep licking until he squirms, uncomfortable from the overstimulation.
You wipe your mouth and immediately make your way up to his face, straddling his hips. You don’t care about the cum, but you’re carful to avoid his sensitive cock, which is a little deflated but still laying somewhat hard on his tummy. You’re both out of breath when you slam your lips against his so it’s more gasping into each other’s mouths while your lips occasionally meet before you need a breath again. But you’re desperate to show him how good he did.
You pull back and grip his face in your hands. His hands hold your wrists, like he’s keeping them in place on his cheeks. He’s still catching his breath with his eyes closed, but you want him to see how proud you are.
“Jeongguk, look at me.”
He does and his eyes are glassy and wet and his eyelashes are clumped together with unshed tears. He offers you a sheepish smile.
“You did so good baby. So fucking good. I love you.” You pepper kisses over his face.
He laughs breathlessly, “Didn’t get to your fingers...”
You laugh with him quietly. “That’s okay baby, we can do that next time. You were perfect.” You take a deep breath and collapse on top of him, resting your face in the crook of his neck, smiling while leaving small lovebites all over.
After a minute or so though, you feel him start to get restless underneath you.
“What is it baby?” You ask not really moving much.
He mumbles something into the top of your head.
“Huh?” You say sitting up to look at him.
He looks kinda petulant for someone who just came so hard it hit their neck.
He mumbles again.
“Koo. Words.”
He blushes and scowls looking away from you but the hands settled on your hips rub small circles into your hip bones, showing he’s not actually mad and most likely just being a brat.
“I want them now.” It’s quiet and pouty, but at least you understand him this time.
Your mouth opens in understanding but your eyebrows raise in surprise. You look over your shoulder and down to see his cock still laying plump and hard on his stomach in a little puddle of cum.
“Are you sure? We don’t have to, I know we said that was the plan but we can always do it ano-“
He grabs the back of your neck pulls you down to kiss you deep and slow, his tongue finding it’s way into your mouth. When he speaks again it’s soft against your lips.
“Please y/n... it felt so good,” A tiny peck is given as your noses touch.
You exhale a shaky breath, “Yeah, okay. If that’s what you want.”
He kisses you deeply again, but positions you over his cock so he can rut up into your pussy.
“Can’t you feel how bad I want it?” He whispers against your lips. He nips at the bottom one while smiling before pulling away and settling against the pillows again, looking at you expectantly once he gets comfortable.
You roll your eyes playfully. “Big words coming from someone who claimed they didn’t even want this like an hour ago.” You smile down at him, eyes sparkling.
He snickers. He breathes a deep sigh before settling back even more. “Yeah. That was before I came so hard that I almost blacked out.” His hands are behind his head and his eyes are closed like he’s reminiscing about a distant memory, a smug smile on his lips.
“You switch from being my baby to a pain so fast.” You pout as you settle once again between Jeongguk’s legs.
He parts them with a hum. “Still your baby... just- make me feel good please, I’m like so hard- throbbing.”
You suck on your fingers a little bit to get them wet before circling one around the ring of muscles. You don’t miss the tiny gasp, or the way his legs subconsciously part even wider.
“I don’t think it’s gonna feel the best at first....” You warn, applying the slightest pressure to his hole, before going back to circling it. “Hand me the lube on the nightstand please.”
Jeongguk obliges before he says, “I know just... go slow.” He sounds just a little bit nervous.
You give a quick nod while you open up Jeongguk’s half empty bottle of lube and drizzle some onto your fingers, lathering it over them to warm it some before getting them into position.
“Do you think about me when you use this?” you ask still running your slick fingers over him.
He nods and licks his lips subconsciously. “Mhmm sometimes.”
You fake gasp and bite at his knee by your side. You’re sitting crisscross applesauce in between his legs. “Only sometimes?”
“I watch porn too,” He giggles breathlessly. “Sometimes I look for girls that look like you though, if that helps.”
“It does not.” You say indignantly, only half joking.
He brings his foot up and lightly kicks at your leg. “You watch porn too that’s literally why we are in this mess right now. We watched it together.”
You full on laugh at that. He has a point. “Okay enough, hush and relax baby.”
You weren’t sure if it was better to warn Jeongguk, or just slowly ease him into it without saying anything. If you warned him you knew he would tense up and it would just make it harder on his body, but you also didn’t want to take him by surprise either.
You must have just been circling his rim for a minute because Jeongguk huffs before asking, “Are you gonna like... put it in or...?”
You take that as a go, and peck the inside of his thigh a preemptive apology because you knew it was going to hurt a little. Jeongguk had prepped you for the times you tried anal with him and you vividly remember the sting before it became bearable. Your hands and fingers were much smaller than his, and certainly much smaller than his cock, so you are hoping the pain isn’t too horrible and ends quickly.
Oh so slowly you start to sink your middle finger inside of him. He sucks in a breath through his teeth and when you flick your eyes up to look at him you can see his eyes squeezed shut tightly and his jaw clenched.
“I’m sorry are you okay? Does it hurt?”
He shakes his head. “Doesn’t really hurt yet, it’s just uncomfortable... Keep going.”
You nod softly before you resume what you were doing, and once you get down to your last knuckle, you wiggle your finger around inside for a second like you had seen in the porn that you and him watched together, hoping to stretch him out some.
Above you Jeongguk is taking shallow breaths the sort of sound like they are getting a little higher pitched at the end, and he shifts and wiggles a bit because of the foreign feeling. You glance at his cock and see that’s its gone just a little soft.
“Touching yourself might help you relax a little bit and it might make it feel a little bit better.” You suggest lightly.
Jeongguk doesn’t say anything but he does as he’s told, slowly stroking his cock back to it’s full length.
“That’s it, good boy. I can feel you’re less tense already.” You praise, and you start to move your finger in and out. It’s tight, but there’s a lot less resistance. You move them just a bit faster and focus on Jeongguk’s reactions.
His hand has started to move a bit faster over his cock, and his mouth is parted and his eyes are closed, like he’s lost in the feeling. There’s a flush on his face that has travelled all the way down his chest. Soft moans fall from his lips occasionally, although you can’t tell if that’s from you or him touching himself.
“Does it feel good?” You ask, genuinely curious.
“It feels…” He pauses like he’s unsure. “It feels… nice. I think.”
You snort. “You think?”
He laughs a little breathless, hand still stroking over his cock. “I mean it’s weird. But it’s not unpleasant. I could probably cum if I kept touching my dick.”
“Don’t cum, I haven’t found your button yet.” Your eyebrows furrow, determination set on your face.
“I do not have a button.” He says absently.
“You do. I’m gonna do the second one kay?”
“I don’t and okay.”
You ignore him and grab the lube again, adding a bit more. Your fingers find their place and as they start to sink in, Jeongguk sucks a sharp breath through his teeth, and goes rigid. You wince.
“Hurts…” He says quietly.
“I’m sorry baby.” You rub your free hand over his thigh, trying to comfort him. You give him a moment, he takes a few breaths before saying to keep going.
It takes a little bit but eventually you get both fingers in. Jeongguk isn’t feeling good yet, teeth grinding, body tense, and hands fisted in the sheets trying to ground himself, but you are determined to make it good for him. You get on your stomach and add your tongue to your fingers as you start to pull them out just to push them back in. The lube doesn’t taste very good, but the way that Jeongguk’s breath hitches when he feels your mouth on him again makes up for it.
“I- I love that.” He says, voice airy and soft as he turns his head to the side and into his shoulder like he’s trying to hide.
“Mmm, starting to feel good now baby?” You ask, flicking your tongue while your fingers start to sink in easily.
“Yeah, ‘s good…” He mumbles.
Once you’re sure that there’s no pain at all for Jeongguk, you start to crook your fingers inside of him on every thrust in trying to find that secret spot of his. Jeongguk sounds lovely while you’re searching, but the way he sounds when you finally hit it is like nothing you’ve heard from him before. It’s like he gets punched in the gut and looses his breath, a moan getting caught in his throat for a moment before he exhales a high pitched whine. You didn’t get to see it, too focused, but you know his eyes rolled back.
“There,” he breathes.
You moan as you rest your head against his thigh, focusing on your attention on your fingers and hitting that spot every time you move them inside of him. Each time you hit it sweet moans are punched out, or quiet affirmations are whispered. “Yes, please, more…”.
He has that look of pleasure on his face, the scrunched eyebrows, the parted mouth. He’s fidgety, and fussy like he just wants more but doesn’t know how to get it. He huffs, annoyed, before he starts to push back on your fingers.
“God… you’re so desperate for it,” You whisper completely captivated by how much pleasure Jeongguk looks like he’s in.
He doesn’t acknowledge you. Until you start to put a constant pressure on his prostate, rubbing.
“Oh fuck- I-“ He looks down to where your fingers are like he can’t believe the way they are making him feel before he throws his head back and let’s out a deep groan.
He lets you make him feel good, let’s the pleasure build up in his body until you start to feel him tense. His whines start to come out more frequently, almost constant moans filling the air. So noisy. His legs open more and you see how his toes curl in the sheets.
“Oh my god I think I’m gonna cum,” It’s said breathlessly, almost confused. Like he didn’t think that he would actually be able to cum just from your fingers inside of him, hands still at his sides fisted in the sheets.
“Yeah baby?” You ask, voice airy.
He nods, tongue poking out of his mouth like he’s concentrating.
Your arm hurts, but you keep thrusting and rubbing over that spot inside of him. His muscles are strained, and next to your body, you can see his legs start to tremble. His breathing is fast and short. His cock is fat and swollen laying in a puddle of precum, it looks like it hurts with how red it is. You take you other hand and start to rub on his perineum, stimulating him on the outside as well as the inside and that’s when he loses it.
He let’s out a choked cry before his body jerks up, curling in on itself. “Oh fuck I’m cumming, I’m cumming, I’m cumming-“
You don’t let up, an awestruck smiling forming on your face as you watch Jeongguk fall apart on your fingers. He’s so tight around them, it’s like his body is begging you not to stop, keeping you in place. He feels like every hair on his body is standing on end and like his skin is overly receptive and sensitive to every little thing. Wave after wave of ecstasy is flowing over him. His whole body trembles, yet his cock doesn’t jerk like with his other orgasm. This time it just pulses flat on his stomach, cum leaking out of the tip adding to the mess that was already there. With every pulse of his cock, Jeongguk’s body curls more, back raise off the bed, abs flexed due to the strain on his core. The look on his face is one of indescribable pleasure. It’s obscene. After the final pulse of his cock, he falls back, absolutely spent.
Your fingers slowly come to a stop, and you carefully remove them from him and wipe them on the bed before you crawl over his thigh and flop down by his side. You peck his cheek, staying quiet this time, not wanting to overwhelm him. He’s still has tremors running through his body when he turns his head to look at you. His chest is heaving and his eyes are droopy, but there’s a sleepy smile on his lips. He curls onto his side so you guys are facing each other.
The silence is thick and heavy but not in a suffocating way. More so in a comforting way. The atmosphere feels like you both are wrapped in a weighted blanket, just relishing in the warm afterglow of what you did together.
You wiggle closer, hook a thigh over his hip. “How was it? Did you like it?” You don’t know why but you sound shy, kinda nervous.
He simply nods, a soft smile on his face as he brushes some hair behind your ear, hand coming to rest on your cheek for just a few seconds before it’s sliding down your arm, down your hip, playing with lacy top of your panties. He bumps noses with you, breathing in your exhales before he closes his eyes and fits his lips between yours. His hand slips into your panties.
You open easily for him, angling yourself mostly on your back so it’s easier for him to reach where you want him most. He sighs into your mouth when he feels how wet you are. He dips between your lips and you gasp, hand going down to grip at his wrist willing him not to tease, to not move his hand away.
“Don’t worry, I just wanna make you feel good baby.” He coos in your ear as his middle finger starts to rub slowly over your clit.
You let out soft whimpers at the slow pace that makes the fire in your belly curl and steadily grow.
“Jeongguk, I’m already close…” You warn.
“Mmm, that’s it baby. Want you to cum for me, like I came for you.” His finger speeds up some. “Fuck, you made me cum so hard y/n. Made me crazy. You always do.” He moans gently into your ear.
You nod, and your legs begin to tremble. “Don’t stop,” You beg, meaning both his fingers and his words.
“You wanna know what it felt like? You wanna know what you did to me?” He presses a touch harder, and nips are your cheek.
You nod again, subtly rocking your hips into his touch.
“You made me cum untouched y/n. Do you know how good you had to fuck me in order for that to happen? God, it was so intense, and I was just leaking so much the whole time. You did that to me baby, you made me feel that good. Fuck, I wanna make you feel that good too, please cum for me y/n. I know you’re close, I know your body just as well as you know mine.” He sounds desperate, just yearning to get you there. “I can tell by the way your legs are shaking, and the way you can’t stop whining my name. Sound so pretty baby, just for me. Your hand on my wrist is gripping so hard, like you can’t take what my fingers are doing to you. But you’re gonna take it and give me what I want right? Just like I gave you what you wanted, hmm?”
“Fuck, Jeongguk I’m cumming,” You cry, his words and his fingers making you shake and finally get the release that you’ve been putting off the whole night. Your thighs close over his hand but Jeongguk doesn’t let up, not until you’re cumming for the second time in a span of minutes.
“Please- I can’t-“ You squirm, and wiggle, until his fingers slow and finally slip form your panties. You sigh in bliss, body twitching as the last bits of your climax leave your body.
You turn back to your side and snuggle all the way against Jeongguk’s body, legs intertwining. Jeongguk runs his nails over your back, making little goosebumps sprout over your body. There’s a peaceful quiet coming over you, both tired from the events of the night. Jeongguk breaks it.
“Thank you for taking care of me.” It’s a timid statement, but you can hear how much he means it.  
You kiss softly over his heartbeat. “I always will.”
“Just please don’t ever ask to peg me.”
You simply hum. “Goodnight baby.”
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i hope you liked it!! i’m thinking of writing a smutty drabble of when oc and jk watch the porn together 🤨 let me know if you would want to read that or anymore of this universe! comments, notes, and feedback are YEARNED for. my ask is also open if you want to request, share thoughts, or just talk
part 3 here!
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1-800-amortentia · 3 years
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nsfw alphabet: james potter edition
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He’s so lovie after sex. baths, you got it. cuddles, 10000%, and sweet kisses. also LOTS of praising.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he is a thigh guy, and you can fight me on this. he also ADORES your legs and your stomach
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
he’s not really kinky when it comes to cum (i giggled writing that bye-)
he’ll happily cum inside you or on your stomach.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he loves, and i mean LOVES when you make him jealous just so he can fuck you silly.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
he’d say he’s experienced, but he’s really not, he’s maybe hooked up with two other people while he was intoxicated. but that doesn’t mean he’s not the best lover you’ve had ;)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
missionary, more specifically, with your legs on his shoulders. also adores fucking you in front of mirrors (dressers, body length mirrors) so he can force you to watch yourself come undone because of him
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
he’s serious when it’s jealous or makeup sex, but if it’s for fun, then he constantly cracks jokes. i feel like he’d be the type of person to have full on conversations with you while your fucking.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
he takes just as much care of the hair downstairs, as he does the hair upstairs. enough said.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
he can easily slip into dom-space when he’s seriously in the moment, but other than that’s he’s definitely very loving. you’re his perfect angel baby and he’d never want to hurt you physically.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
once you started dating, his hand was practically dead to him. if he’s horny he comes to you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
his usuals are mommy kink, brat taming kink, size kink, sir kink, and praise kink.
sometimes if he’s angry and jealous, he spits in your mouth, but that’s rare.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
usually his or your dorm. if one of the marauders flirts with you, he will happily fuck you in their bed.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
you acting like a brat, wearing skirts and knee socks really gets him going. when you kiss his jaw or chest, or when you play hard to get.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
nothing to hurt you physically, unless you wanted that. i feel like he’d refuse to slap you. he’d probably cry.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
loves, loves, loves eating you out. so much. he feels like it’s the best way to show you how much he truly worships you as a person.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
he loves quickies, which are usually fast. but if your making love, he defiantly is slow and sensual unless you ask for him to speed it up.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
loves that shit so MUCH. broom closet, done. slug horns classroom, yeah that happened. he loves it so much. especially when he send you back to class a mess.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
once again, he loves public stuff. he loves when you get caught too.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
usually, he’ll go for 2-3, but if he’s upset, he’ll overstimulate you over and over until your crying.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
he let you peg him once.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he’ll tease you during class or around other people. once he ate you out under a library table once while you talked to marlene and alice about a school project.
he loves when you tease him too.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
definitely a whimperer and a groaner. he’s usually pretty quiet and keeps it to a volume only you can hear.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
he’d be down for a polyamorous relationship. he loves the idea of watching you get fucked by someone else as punishment.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
he’s pretty tall, so i’d say he’s got at least 7 inches.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
it’s pretty high for a guy his age. he’ll have sex with you whenever you’d like, and you do the same for him.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
definitely snores like 3 minutes after. once he’s cleaned you up and you’re comfortable, his job is done and he’s out.
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anteroom-of-death · 3 years
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NSFW Alphabet: Ricardo Morales
This is my world, you're all just living in it...
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A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)
Old fashioned, he tends to help you clean up and you both to wind down. Towels are near the bed. Just enough to get you both to a point to just sleep and cuddle.
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
As a cop and a lawyer. He knows to look at people in the eyes. Body language is everything. This translates to his bed-partners too. He loves to look into your eyes to help communicate what he can do better. In his opinion, it trumps words.
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
Pretty traditional and not anything to avant-garde. Just down your throat or in your cunt. Nothing major or groundbreaking...
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
Being called baby or anything cheesy. He will claim he hates it, but it makes him burn in tje cheeks...
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
He has a child. Self explanatory. He's rusty but definitely has put in the hours in years previous.
F= Favorite position
Pretty fond of tabletop sex and doggy. Loves any position that allows eye contact but he loves the feel of going from behind. He can really work his stress out with a fistful of your hair and can get every inch in that way. It's an eternal Internal debate...
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
Pretty dead serious, but has his funny, lighthearted moments. Only when he gets a chance to unclench. Which can be rare.
H= Hair (grooming habits)
Meticulous. Everywhere. Not for vanity, just for appearances sake.
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
Fond of rough love making and tender fucking. There's a difference and it depends on the mood and how much time have between cases. You never know when a body will surface...
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
Once in a while. Just as stress relief.
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
Lightly into DDLG and bondage. Easily falls into and relishes into a protective role.
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
Bed or kitchen table. Sometimes shower. Mostly bed. It's comfortable for both of you.
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)
Work stress and anger at the situation can flow greatly into him pounding the shit out of a partner. Not so much of a motivation but loves those little flowers skirts and dresses that are so common in LA's heat. You wear that? He's hard and ready for you.
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
Anything too unusual or unsafe.
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
Giving and receiving. This man eats pussy like a champ.
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
Loves hard and slow the most. Lasts about 10-20 minutes on a good day. 5 minutes on a really stressful day. Just needs to go fast and blow before he can collapse after stress.
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
Like I said. Slow and hard is the most.
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
On occasion. After a discussion that involves both parties being happy with it.
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
He's not as young as he once was...one or two rounds before he needs to sleep.
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
Eh, not really. Old fashioned habits and mindsets about machismo can die hard.
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
Master at thru the day teasing thru texts. Just enough to torture the partner.
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
Not overtly loud. But he definitely makes filthy noises and encourages you to. Not too much of a talker in the sack either. The groans he makes is enough to kick your libido into high gear.
W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)
Occasionally will paddle your behind just for fun to remind you of him.
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
Decently hung. Above average. Big nuts tho.
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
Just above normal for a man of his age. He needs the release more than anything.
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
Yes. Mostly. It's the perfect after dinner winddown activity. A good fuck, a shower, then TV and a good 8 hours? His perfect evening...
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novamirmirsblog · 3 years
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No more bed
Word count: 2113
Genre: Not actually sure :3
Request: No
Warnings: Swearing, kissing?
A/N that's the end of the only one bed trope. Technically requests are now closed but if you think of another overused trope you want me to write then feel free to send it in!
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You didn't eat that night and went straight to bed when you got too tired to focus on the words. You had made sure the pillow wall was twice the size it was to begin with. You turned off your light when you heard Natasha's footsteps come to the door, turning your back to her and pretending to be asleep. Your breaths were deep and completely even, there was no way Natasha could have guessed you were still awake. You felt her hesitate over you and the smell of reheated food invaded your nose and then heard her walk away.
The words she said back in that forest shouldn't have hurt you as much but they did. You shouldn't care what she thinks. It doesn't matter that she doesn't believe in your skills as an agent, that she doesn't think you're pretty enough to grab someone's attention.
If Natasha thought the bickering and coolness was bad at the start of the week, she was in for a shock. When she finally came back to that tiny, godforsaken bed and did her usual trick of sliding her foot over the pillow wall, you got up, took a pillow and the spare blanket and went to sleep on the rug in the living room.
When morning rolled around, you couldn't even be bothered to talk to her, focusing much more on the task ahead, just wanting this week to be over. It wasn't even the hurt you were feeling, it was the frustration that you felt hurt that drove you to stop talking to her. You hated her. She was annoying. She had no respect for anything anyone does.
You spent most the day preparing for the party that evening. Sure, it shouldn't take you over half a day to get ready but you had finished your paperwork early and you wanted to try on every single dress and suit SHIELD had supplied you with. You ended up choosing a navy blue, off the shoulder ball gown. Thinking logistically, it was quite possibly one of the worst things you could have worn. A pantsuit would have been a much more suitable choice and yet you looked and - more importantly - felt hot in the dress.
~~~~~
"You're not seriously wearing that are you?" Natasha asked as we both began to change into our formal wear. She had let you splurge out on a taxi but only after you had to walk what felt like 500 miles so no one would know where you were staying.
"Why not?" You asked with a fakeness in your voice "It's a no contact mission, plus, no one would look at me anyway, right?"
"Y/n, that's not what I-"
"Oh look. We're here." You get out the cab before Natasha can finish what she's saying.
Ivan might be an evil person, but he sure does know how to throw a party. It was elegant and high class and he made his way over to you as soon as he saw you. You had both agreed that you would keep him distracted while Natasha grabbed the relevant information.
"Dorogaya, u tebya poluchilos!" (Darling, you made it!) Ivan opened his arms wide, grabbed you by the shoulders and placed a kiss on both of your cheeks.
"Konechno, kak ya mog ignorirovat' takuyu ​​zagadku?" (Of course, how could I ignore something so mysterious?) You laughed and he moved his arm to around your waist.
"Prikhodite, prikhodite, yest' lyudi, kotorykh vy dolzhny vstretit'" (Come, come, there are people you should meet)
~~~~~
Ivan spent most the night introducing you to different 'modelling' agencies. You knew what he was doing, he was showing you off to potential buyers. Ivan ran a human trafficking ring along with some other not so nice business. You weren't worried - not in the slightest. Although, as the night drew on and Natasha still hadn't said anything, you were getting a little more... concerned.
You managed to excuse yourself to the bathroom. Once inside, you tapped the earpiece repeatedly, praying Natasha would answer you.
"Romanoff where are you? Have you got the data?"
Silence
"Seriously, I'm sorry I've been ignoring you but this is childish now."
More silence
"I'll let you have the bed?"
Static rang out in your ear.
Of course SHIELD gave you a crappy ear piece. It was ridiculous. They provided you with three million dresses but couldn't give you a working piece of tech.
Just as you pulled out the burner phone, you felt a needle slide into your neck and the world went black.
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"Y/n I have the data."
Nothing. Maybe you were still mad at her.
"Y/n do you copy?"
Still nothing.
"Y/n?"
Natasha's heart beat a little faster.
"Come on Y/n. I'm sorry. I'll let you have the bed?" Her burner phone pinged. It was your location. Shit.
~~~~~
You woke up and looked around, seeing that you were in the rundown hideout, you put your head back on the pillow. Everything felt heavy.
"You were drugged." Natasha states, standing in the corner of the room, her arms crossed and eyes never leaving you.
"Oh." It was all you could muster up the energy to say.
"We leave tomorrow morning."
You push yourself up into a sitting position. "How long was I out?"
"3 hours."
You looked at Natasha, really looked at her. "Then why are you still covered in blood?"
Everything of Natasha's had some kind of bloodstain. She hadn't even washed her hands. It may have been dark in the corner she was standing in, having only the side lamp to illuminate the room, but her skin seemingly glowed, making the blood stand out.
She turned around and left, heading towards the bathroom. You wanted to get up to follow her but while your mouth worked again, your legs did not. Apparently whatever they used on you was a lot stronger than you thought because you fell out of the bed. Again. Natasha rushed out, getting to you in an instant, except this time there were no sly remarks.
"Careful princess, people might think you care." You grin, only for it to drop immediately when you saw a slight wetness to the corners of her eyes. "Hey, it's okay." You said softly. If she wasn't as close to you, Natasha would have missed it.
"I didn't know where you were. I-I thought you had gone off to try and prove something and then I saw you lying there, in some basement Ivan had. You-you looked so... dead."
"But I'm not." you reached up and gingerly stroked her hair, not wanting to spook her. "And look!" You gestured to your toes that were wiggling "I can feel my legs again!"
Natasha let out a slightly wet laugh. "I'm really sorry."
"For what? These things happen all the time. Although I will say, you seem to be unlucky because my missions always go wrong with you." You nudged her shoulder, crossing your legs so you faced her, both of you still on the floor.
"For making you think you weren't attractive. For basically drugging you myself."
"Don't be ridiculous Natasha. You didn't drug me."
"I might as well have done! If I had just agreed with you instead of fighting you, then you wouldn't have felt like you had to prove anything."
"You think I'm attractive?"
"Seriously? That's what we're choosing to focus on now."
"Umm yes? I know it wasn't your fault at all but now I want to hear about how attractive I am." You smirked and Natasha stood up abruptly.
"I'm having a shower."
"Is that a nice cold shower for you to try to get over me?" You shouted as she slammed the door shut.
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Natasha came out of the shower half an hour later, towel drying her hair.
"I think you're attractive too." You whispered out, half hoping Natasha wouldn't hear it.
She stilled. Looking at you, trying to see if you were lying.
"Then why do you hate me?"
"I don't think I do. Not anymore."
Natasha stayed silent, encouraging you to continue.
"I didn't like the avengers in general. You guys all act like you're so much better than us. You get all the perks of looking good and none of the paperwork. You don't know the amount of times I've seen top level agents filling out avenger paperwork when they should be out in the field. I thought you were all lazy but spending this week with you... well it made me realise that maybe you're not all that bad."
Natasha had moved herself to the bed, just watching you speak. You looked over to her, signalling that you had finished all that you wanted to say.
"I'm sorry I ever made you doubt yourself. I'll talk to the team about actually doing their paperwork. Who's the worst?" She asked, curiosity laced in her tone
"Steve."
Natasha let out a full blown laugh at that. "Wait seriously?"
"Yup. I see him all the time, constantly trying to offload his paperwork to someone else. I always thought it would be Tony but it's definitely Steve, then Bruce. Then it's probably Tony."
"I promise I'll try to make them stop."
"I wouldn't make promises you can't keep." You laughed.
"Why...why did you doubt me?" You asked, a little more serious than before.
"It's not that I doubted you... I guess I just didn't like the way you spoke to Ivan..."
"You mean the flirting?"
"Maybe..."
You sat in silence for a bit, you couldn't figure out why. It's not like it was against any rules and it all worked in your favour. Then, it clicked.
"Natasha Romanoff were you jealous!" You let out a slight gasp and grinned at her.
"No. No of course not." Natasha got defensive. There was no way she was jealous of that old, wrinkly, nasty smelling man.
"Aww princess!" You adjusted yourself so you were completely facing her. "I can flirt with you too if you want." Your voice got slightly lower and your eyelids dropped a fraction, making your pupils seem bigger. While you raised your voice a few octaves for Ivan, you knew that to seduce a woman you had to lower it a little.
"Stop it." Natasha hit you.
"But why baby?" You grabbed her chin and tilted her face towards you. "Now you don't have to be jealous." You sent her a wink and let her chin go, watching as her eyes got a little darker.
"Go away. I want nothing to do with you or your terrible flirting."
"You say my flirting is terrible" Your voice now back to normal, "But your body is saying something different."
"Wrong. My body is saying nothing."
"No?"
No."
"Okay then! Night night princess." You leant over to switch off the light when Natasha grabbed your arm, causing you to look back over to her.
"Calling me princess... it - ugh... well it -" Natasha looked conflicted before glancing up to you, looking at your lips and kissing you.
You were shocked. You knew you shouldn't have been. All the signs were there and you were a very good flirt but actually feeling her lips on yours made your brain short-circuit. You kissed her back and climbed into her lap.
"We're not doing it here." You said when you both broke the kiss
"Why not?" Natasha looked at you, her hands running all over you.
"Because I'm 90% sure there are rats and I really don't want to catch something"
Natasha laughed and kissed you a little more. "Fair enough. We should stop this now then."
You kissed her neck. "Yes. We should definitely stop now."
~~~~~
Just before you were due to leave, you called Natasha into the bedroom.
"Y/n, we have to go."
"I know I know but watch." You bounced excitedly as you threw a match at the bed.
"Y/n what the hell!?"
"Well, if you remember correctly, I said that if you crossed the pillow divide, I would burn the bed with you in it. As you can see, I'm generously leaving you out of the bed. You're welcome."
Natasha just looked at you. "I can't believe I like you."
"Aww you like me? That's kind of embarrassing for you." You laughed as you linked arms with her, walking to the jet, but not before Natasha convinced you to put out the fire on the bed.
You watched as the fire fizzled out and silently thanked that damn bed for bringing you and Natasha closer. Literally. It didn't mean you weren't going to have a long chat with Fury about proper size beds though.
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jugjugjuice · 4 years
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Sukuna NFSW alphabet
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A-Aftercare:
Sorry Sukuna could care less what happens after sex. If your not out his bed in the next 30 min he will...possibly kill you or question you. “Human why are you still here?” The closes thing he will do for aftercare is throw a blanket on your naked body while you sleep🥲✋
B-Body:
Sukuna loves everything about his body. To him every part of him is perfect, sexy, powerful. BUT if he had to choose one part of his body then he will choose his hands. The very same hands he use to kill people and fuck you with.
His favorite body of yours(you probably already know what I’m about to say) is ur booty. He will smack it, lick it, bite it, squeeze it you name it! He loves a nice booty mostly because it’s so....fuckable. He can fuck you while also playing with it. He just loves how it feels. Don’t matter the size.
C-Cum
Sukuna will cum anywhere tbh. His favorite places to cum on would be your face, your ass, stomach, and in your mouth. He loves seeing his mess all over you. You wanna make him rock hard again? Just run his cum all over you, degrading yourself. If you do this this man will actually drool for you😳
D-Dirty secret
Now when it comes to Sukuna he has no shame in the things he has done. All the dirty secrets has he already told you about. Now one thing he hasn’t told you(mostly cause he keeps forgetting to blurt it out) is that he sticked a....vibrator up his pp hole😬(I am so sorry) the vibration inside of him plus the feeling of himself stroking his own cock was overwhelmingly pleasurable. He even use his second mouth(on his tummy) to lick his pp. I guess you can say he is kinda a masochistic but he will NEVER let you dominate him.
E-Experience
Sukuna is very much experienced. Back when was living in his own body he had six with about 90 women....a village. He obviously killed them when he grew bored of them.
F- Favorite portions
since I don’t know the names for these specific positions, I’ll just leave the pictures down here.
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(It wouldn’t let me send the link) but these are his go to positions out of all he have in his mind. These are just the positions that feels good to him.
G-Goofy
Sukuna is not goofy during sex. I would say he is serious and a flirt at the same time while doing it. He will mock your voices and laugh at how vulnerable you are.
H-hair
No surprise at all that this man has hair down there. He is very much proud of it. If it gets too wild then he will trim it but he needs hair down there to feel like a man. Of course it will never be to much hair. Medium amount I would say.
I-Intimacy
Sukuna can be either patient or impatient during the beginning of sex. When he is Patient he will foreplay a little bit. He would also kiss you a lot down your body. Touch sensitive spots all to hear you moan and beg for him. Sometimes you would cum from him talking dirty in your ear. When he isn’t patient he would go straight in and just fuck you. You would have to hold on because it gets wild and bumpy.
J-Jack off
Sukuna loves to jackoff. Not because it’s a stress reliever, but because it feels good. If he can’t, for some reason, fuck you he will beat the stick. Even during sex he teases you by jerking off and cumming on your face.
K-Kinks
Sukuna kinda have a thing for pain. While you guys are having sex and you do something that might be a little to rough(fx while giving him a blow job you accidentally bite too hard or ride him too hard) he will get so turned on but he will never tell you that. He also loves to be disrespectful in bed. He would degrade you or spit on you and just cum from that.
L-Location
It don’t matter where you guys do it he will fuck you anywhere. Yes that even means in public. If you guys are at a restaurant he will bend you over the tables and fuck you. Anyone near will have front row seats.
M-Motivation
After a good fight he always feel so energetic or horny so he would just take all that pride out on you. Or if you wear something sexy or something tight that shows off your curves he will tear that outfit to bits. Basically any little thing you do will make him honry. You bite your lip, show a littl Cleavage, rub legs, or even stare at him. He will get turned on. Also if you squirt on him then congratulations he is in love.
N-No
Sukuna is not into coprophilia. If you even mention that to him he will just kill you. He also isn’t into being a bottom, sub, or being pegged No amount of begs will get this man to be your bitch. Oh no honey your HIS bitch!
O-Oral
Sukuna love him some oral. He loves the feeling of your tongue touching and caressing his dick. He loves it more when you choke and gag on his dick. If you feel like your about to throw up his only response is. “That’s fine. You vomit on my dick you cleaning it up pig”. When he says that it’s usually threatening then sexy. He is dead serious.
P-Pace
Sukuna is a and deep thruster. With each thrust it’s deeper and deeper just pounding on that sensitive spot that makes you squirt. He will go slow when your about to cum to tease you. He will probably say, “yea baby you mad I stopped going fast? What if I just pull out and let you cum without my dick being inside you?”
Q-Quickie
I mean Sukuna is down to any kind of sex so he will mostly be down for a quickie. I can see him doing this right before a battle. The adrenaline would just go right to his pp. also if you guys are in public and he gets horny(which is all the time) he would pull you somewhere and either eat you out or you suck him off. If he want to full on have sex then he would do it in front of everyone.
R-Risk
Sukuna is down to any type of risk. As I said the man has no shame so he could give two shits what anyone say or think. The most he has ever done was fuck you DURING battle. Yea it couldn’t wait and you where getting looks.
S-Stamina
Sukuna’s stamina is inhuman. He can go 30 rounds and still be hard and horny. To be quiet honest there was never a time he had sex and felt “finished” he had to stop for your sake because he knew if he kept going he would damage you insides and it would take days for him to even feel about done. There was this one time. A long long time ago he had sex with a woman he and was actually tired but we don’t talk about that. It was long ago and she is dead💀
T-Toys.
Yes. Like I mentioned before when he masterbates he would use toys on himself. Mostly on his dick. He would use toys on you while he fucks you. For example he would put a buttplug in you or stick a vibrator in you while pounding into ur hole mercilessly. What can I say. The mans a sex god
U-Unfair
He can be a bitch at times. Sukuna loves to walk out on you in the middle of sex just to hear your screams and cries. One time while you where about to cum he just pulled out and you cummed without his dick being inside of you. It was so uncomfortable and...sad. He loves messing with you. When he walks out on you during sex he won’t fuck you until tmr. He won’t let you win like that. He also loves to build up your orgasms and leave. Fx everytime you where about to cum he would stop for 3min or until your building orgasm died down and fuck you again. He would do this 10 times before walking out.
V-Volume
Sukuna is more of a groaner then a moaner. I mean there have been many times he had moan because of you, but he mostly groans or dirty talk in your ear. If you give him a blowjob then he will both moan and dirty talk.
W-Wild card
Sukunas bodycount is over 100. Yea he was wild 1000 years ago✋
X-X-Ray
Sukunas size is at least 6 inches when soft and 9-10 inches when hard. He is more in the thicker side as well and has at least 2 big veins.
Y-Yearing
Sukuna have high sex drive. He is always horny 24/7. The smallest thing will make his dick twitch. If you manage to live with him then you will need a wheelchair because he will fuck around with you 3 times a day. Maybe 1 time a day if he is feeling nice.
Z-Zzzzz
Sukuna will fall asleep after sex. He will either fall asleep on you or on the bed. Most times in his sleep he drags your body closer to him. When he wakes up he just stared at you while you sleep. A million and one thought going through his head.
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umi-sen-yama-sen · 2 years
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Just a brief Kunikuzushi (a.k.a Scaramouche/Balladeer) satirical or comedic character development skit
Tsun-tsun Scaramouche in the early patch:
*will kill u on the spot along with Mona Megistus and gives u the middle finger*
"So long, suckers!"
(By "Suckers" — "Motherfuckers," is actually what he meant.)
Pre-villain Scaramouche at Inazuma: *poisons u with a specialized fart that makes u unconscious for hours*
*brags that he got the Electro Archon's gnosis*
"Haha, fuck y'all. *Peep's* (censored bc he still hates his creator) gnosis is mine."
On the Hunt Scaramouche (Wanderer, Kazuha 2.0; Sumeru circa 2022):
*u both meet at unexpected places*
"Look at that, traveler is so obsessed with me that he/she always finds me wherever I go; like the Knights of Favonius, I guess Fatui are also an inefficient bunch, and weirdos; even dumbass 11th can't catch me."
((*inserts Tartaglia sneezing somewhere in Snezhnaya, or perhaps choking on his one slice of Kartoshka*))
Wanderer (as a weekly boss):
"Fuck you! I don't need your help. I abhor all of you! I despise all of you, you mongrels! Did she (Ei) asked you to search for me? Ha! What a joke, fuck off! Tell her to fuck off too!"
((He's actually having a mid-life crisis because of serious issues of abandonment and a product of poor parenting thx to Ei; #PoorChild))
Wanderer (when traveler have managed to kick his poor ass):
*Power of friendship mode on*
*Kazuha magically appears (the last descendant of his very old friend (?))*
Kazuha: My *peep, name of alleged ancestor* would never like to see you like this if he's still alive.
*Talk no jutsu happened with traveler's help UwU*
*Urusai urusai intensifies feat Wanderer*
"Do you think your words would affect me? Of course not!"
>>>> actually it did (he's a puppet with feelings after all)
*Wanderer began to reflect; he actually didn't like his Anemo (element?) delusion, but has come to understand why it's being Anemo*
>>>> ofc dead friend
*inserts some dramatic transition here with Anemo being the symbol of "fReEdOm" (thx Barbatoes)*
Traveler: People change. It's not too late yet, Koonikoozooshi UwU. Come with us, see the world for yourself.
Wanderer: Heh. *sarcastic, but finally accepting* Even though the sky is fake?
*Fast forward*
Wanderer (who's no longer a centuries-old angry ball and is now part of traveler's adventure team):
*composes a short haiku poem out of nowhere, Wanderer is now ur Kazuha 2.0 who makes haikus in his spare time*
The cool breeze
Twisted and crooked,
Then came here.
Kazuha & Traveler: That's a good haiku!Wanderer: Shut. Up.
^ but still a tsun-tsun
(Fin)
ADDITIONAL:
When Wanderer is now playable (voice line)
About *peep*:
"Ha? Who's that? Nevermind, just tell her to eat shit."
< he's actually talking about Ei btw >
(A/N: I was just bored and I'm dying to see Scaramouche leaks, that's why. Please don't mind me. Writing Janus' epilogue is already driving me nuts and my problems irl is taking a toll on me as well.)
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dragonturtle · 3 years
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63 + 98 <3
THANK YOU 💖. This got out of hand but not enough to be a full fic. I'm testing the waters about this concept.
(OnlyFans AU + Neighbors AU)
63. “I need a place to stay.” & 98. “You did what you had to do.”
There are at least 10 new notifications on the screen, her phone dinging like crazy on her hand. What does he want? She thinks, while bringing her fingers to her mouth, not ready to see what he has sent her.
I need a place to stay.
What? Her breath itches but needs to remain focused.
I lost my keys. Need a place to stay for a few hours.
Well, she's a little disappointed. But she's kidding herself if an internet influencer who happens to be her neighbor it's interested in her for more than–that– it's asking her for something meaningful. He's just locked out his home, pissed off, and she's a convenience that happens to live on the same floor.
Yo. Open up.
Beth remembers their various firsts with him: first time she saw him, first time she talked to him, first time she saw a video of him, first time she made herself come while thinking about him, first time sexting with him. Now he was going to be the first time he'd been inside her house. And she really wanted to not freak out but that list is replaying in her on a loop.
First meeting: Inside the elevator, his sweaty body in a tank top, shorts riding low, the deep v in his stomach peaking while he stretches his arms. He doesn't look her way not even once.
First conversation: She's taking the trash outside while he's doing the same. He opens the door for her and she says thank you. He brings his head closer to hers and pops out one of her earphones from her ears. Before she can respond to something he starts to sing "good 4 u" and she bursts out laughing.
First video she saw of him: Annie came to her room one night, clutching her phone to her chest. "Sis, you didn't know that we're neighbors to a super internet porn star?" She said, while handing the device to her. Before she could think who she's talking about, a first plane of Rio's abs and him pumping his hard cock comes into her vision, his OnlyFans profile waiting for her to explore. All she could do was to yell at Annie for spending money on these types of things.
First time she came while thinking of him: As the hypocrite that she was, Beth paid a subscription for his profile. Curiosity was eating her alive. She scrolled to every message, every picture, every video. Her favorite is a simple one: He's talking to the camera, his shorts in the same exact position as the day she met him, his tattoos and chest bare. The vibrator buried inside her cut, pulsing against her walls, her hand not moving, chest going up and down and her tongue in between her teeth.
First time sexting: Annie stole her phone and without her permission, sent a DM to Rio's Instagram. Mortified, she said to him a million sorrys but he didn't want any of them. They started talking and before she could complain about the state of the emergency stairs in the building, he said: "Are you wearing that strawberry dress that you have?" Before she could respond he went again. Hard. "Send me a pic. I'm already hard picturin' you". And she does.
Her hand shakes before taking the door knob, twisting it carefully while trying to stay as much as possible behind the door. Their sexting interaction was yesterday and she hasn't heard from him before asking for help. Beth feels a little mortified for feeling so eager to talk to him and now he materializes in front of her.
"Elizabeth, I need your charger. My battery is dead."
Ok. At least he could say hello, but if he's playing it this way, all king of ice. She goes behind her couch to unplug her charger and brings it to him not so kindly, smashing into his open palm. Still, he ignores her and decides to open her laptop.
"Password."
She's boiling inside, but still bites the inside of her mouth trying not to pick a fight. His burrowed frown it's indication that he's not having the best of time. Beth writes her password and before she could stop him, his OnlyFans profile opens in front of him.
Her heart dropped and she's sweating and she's stuttering. She's dying, her whole body an intense crimson red, and Beth is trying to calm her erratic breathing, yet, he doesn't even flinch. Open another tab and typing on the search bar.
Beth's right behind him and if she's still in shock about what gave her away, seeing her PayPal account made her mouth dry.
That was a lot of money.
"Like what you see?"
He's transferring some money to some, still the amount of money that he has is more than she could dream of. More than she needs to live right, since Annie is pregnant and rent isn't cheap since gentrification is changing their neighborhood and everything is more and more expensive and she just can't sleep sometimes at night.
"You get all of that by being naked online?"
And she knows how her voice sounds, at the verge of an anxiety attack, dead serious. But his body language changes and he's suddenly standing. Rio's not moving, his face contorted in hurt. She never meant to sound like that.
"And what? You gonna give me shit for it, ma. For what I've seen you're more than ok to throw me money to see me touch myself. Or you want to have a shitty job somewhere else?"
He's eyes are spitting fire. She doesn't wanna receive part of his fury when it was a misunderstanding, so Beth chooses to talk.
"You did what you had to do. I kinda envy you for that. I wish I was brave enough to get that kind of money now. Kinda need it."
They actually haven't talked that much but he has seen Annie and her giant belly around their floor. Rio must know that she's not joking about it.
"Who said you can't? Wanna join me?"
And he must be joking but no. Whatever he says next it's what changes her life forever.
"Make a video with me. And let's make some money."
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