no (to adventure)
we dont want any adventures here, thank you! you might try the hill or acres the water
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Why are you advertising gambling?
you know the ads that show up on blogs aren't put there by the blog owners right?
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every time i see people definitively state that something from the tanakh is interpreted in such and such way im like cool so fun fact in judaism not only is there not just one take on said text there's actually probably thousands and the idea of one singular definitive opinion is counter to everything we believe in. also regardless i guarantee there's thousands of xtian opinions about said text too do you know how interpretation works
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How about
Pussy cup
You drink your piss out of a sippy cup that has like a pipe that goes in the urethra or not in it but like around it and it sucks the juice in like a sphere and there’s two men in lab coats who make sure it and is when you take two of them
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
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AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty
Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"
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i genuinely don't care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don't care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.
it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator's life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.
it's empty, it's hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)
it's just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.
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Goodreads 1 star reviews complaining about how the book was trying to be "edgy". Babes you picked up a book about sci-fi necromancers with a cover of an aviator-wearing skull-painted lesbian and you weren't expecting to run into any edge lords or emos? That's not the book's fault, that's a skill issue
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