Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
Edit: To the people who say I can't use the siren as an example because the siren is supposed to be his brother, and therefore his siren being a man doesn't work. If you reread that bullet point, then you will realize that I didn't put it down as just simply Dean's siren being a man. I recognize that the siren is supposed to be his brother. It's the fact that Sam still thinks the siren infects people through sex, not knowing that it's actually through saliva when he realizes who the siren is. So when he sees that Dean's siren is a guy, he had to assume they had sex, and he does not seem surprised by this at all.
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since I saw your post of frank going butterfly hunting with their skirt, it got me wondering..what if eddie too had a skirt!
I imagine frank got him into the whole flowy dress ordeal. probably wears one when going through his mail shift or while working on the garden with frank.
oh my gosh...matching skirts!
considering that apparently Eddie has done drag, i imagine that its probably the other way around!!
i gotta a little lost in the sauce w/ these and forgot what the rest of the ask said besides "FranklyDear in skirts" oopsies <3
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Could you maybe do talon dick with wally reaction? P.S I love your art
i certainly freaking can 👀
have a messy doodle! (gonna work on this one later... i really like how it turned out haha)
(i kind of hobbled designs from DC Legends Cobb's outfit + @allineedisonedream's mask design + @vinnybox's golden talon gloves + cape that might be hiding wings underneath hehe ;p )
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kill the lights
oh, baby, close your eyes
the way you're looking at me
you've got me mesmerized...
Mr sweetie guy sweetieman Sucrose— the most tooth-rotting, sweetest, fluffiest Killer I've ever seen, born out of @popatochisssp shitposting, which @nyktoon proceeded to design and lovingly breathe life into this lovecore Killer 🥺💗 He's a very lovely, lovely man.
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ehheheh sky.
he was suppose to be calling out for zelda in the snow and mistaking wars for zelda but i got LAZY
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“i’ll say fuck as much as i fucking want too, thank you very fucking much, fuck you how’s that?”
Is now my new favourite Milo quote.
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I had a dream that Ethoslab had a cameo in pirates smp and everyone freaking out about it. Then there was a timeskip that was to after the cameo event was done and people were drawing p!Etho in the family guy death pose and talking about how "they couldn't believe he only showed up to die."
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