#adult!stiles

[mxltifxnd0m]

i just need a dorky nerdy man with brown hair and big brown eyes to be my boyfriend PLEASE

[jade-bright]

Stiles, bursting into the Hale's home: I have a younger sibling!!!

The Hale's simultaneously: What? Claudia's pregnant!?! What!? Oh god. What. Grrr. Are you serious? What?!

Stiles, pulling out a 9 year old Scott from behind him: His name's Scott, he looks like a puppy and he's my little brother now

[patolemus]

Uuuuuh here's my take on a Teen Wolf movie fix-it, because god do we deserve it.

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“Stiles, think of her father! He finally has her back!”

“Think of his son! Scott, he’s a child,” Stiles’ voice breaks as he thinks of Eli, young and alone after losing his only parent. He thinks of himself, and who he might have been had he lost his dad at Eli’s age.

Mostly, he thinks of Derek. Selfless, martyr, stupid Derek who still thought he was disposable after all these years, after raising a son and settling down and getting the quiet life he always wanted. Stiles thinks of Derek, and he feels himself falling apart at the seams because why is it that life still likes to punish kind, battered souls like Derek Hale’s? Why couldn’t it decide that he’d had enough, why did it have to kill him before letting him rest?

Stiles can’t accept it. He won’t accept it. He’s going to bring Derek back from whatever kind of shit afterlife he’s in, and he’s going to force him to live out his quiet life with his son if it’s the last goddamn thing Stiles ever does. That is the only ending he’ll accept for this beautiful, broken man.

Fuck everyone who wants to stop him.

“Stiles, he’s gone. You can’t— he’s gone,” Scott says, voice softening, obviously trying to be placating. Stiles doesn’t care for it.

“You can keep your head in fucking Allison land all you want, Scott. Get your child bride, fuck off back to wherever it is you left Beacon Hills for. But don’t you dare tell me what I can and cannot do. If you want to keep her, you’ll do it far, far away from here,” and Stiles thinks maybe this is the moment Scott finally gets it. That he is not the same boy who left after high school graduation. Whatever soft spot Stiles had for Scott is gone, went away with time and therapy and the realization that Scott would never care for him the way Stiles did for him, that he was kept close for his usefulness until it ran out and he became disposable.

So yeah, Scott can keep Allison. Stiles will be happy for him, even. But if he dares interfere with his own plans, Stiles will put them both in the ground himself.

It’s not like it’d be the first time he’s done so.

[bisexualbuckleyy]

teen wolf memes part 15: mental illness woohoo

i have almost 200 memes made. what is wrong with me. anyways thanks to @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit for being the best as always

teen wolf memes part 15

[nerdy-stilinski]

The fact that the sheriff seriously considers that Stiles is out killing people shows how broken their relationship is. He knows Stiles is hiding stuff, knows that Stiles is loitering around crime scenes. Does he take Stiles to therapy?? Or talk to him about what is going on? NO. He is like "my son is a serial killer."

Like, come on!! He barely knows Stiles at that point.

Exactly!!! So much of the parents’ involvement, with the sheriff being the most obvious example, feels like blatantly ignoring the 37 other factors of the situation and how they might be impacting their kids’ behavior, and instead jump straight to INSANE conclusions. At no point is anyone talking about how they’re worried about their kids, or what else might be going on, they just assume they’re little high school criminals???? be so fr

[noyzinerd]

I like to think that, once Stiles is finally living on his own for the very first time in his entire life, Derek comes over to visit and has this wide-eyed, absolutely horrified look on his face when he opens Stiles' silverware drawer and sees this:

Derek immediately gets Stiles a silverware tray and helps organize all of the cutlery while he's there and he even gets Stiles to agree to put the utensils in the tray from now on.

But then, like a week later, when Derek comes back, he opens the drawer again and it's just...

[eevylynn]

I want to try different drawing styles just as a challenge for my self.

And I'll add the second poll with styles when I reblog this:

[amethystskeleton]

Apparently midnight is just the perfect timing for bad ideas. While working on Chapter 8 of 'To be Led by a Liar' I got the horrible idea to watch though the entire show from the beginning and see what each character could be criminally charged with. Because (lets be so real here) just because the pack is against murder and killing (75% of the time) doesn't mean they aren't very much committing other crimes. Idk it just sounds really funny to see who would get the most amount of jail time for their actions.

[dcrkcrwns]

✧˚ · . this is who i'd cast for teen wolf if it came out today

↳ michael cimino as scott mccall

↳ anthony turpel as stiles stilinski

↳ brandon larracuente as derek hale

↳ tanner buchanan as isaac lahey

↳ zack nelson as jackson whittemore

↳ alex aiono as danny mahealani

↳ kedar williams-stirling as vernon boyd

↳ patrick wilson as sheriff noah stilinski

↳ chris evans as peter hale

↳ pedro pascal as chris argent

the alpha pack

↳ frank grillo as deucalion

↳ rainer dawn as ethan

↳ rainer dawn as aiden

↳ joe manganiello as ennis

[heathrly]

Whenever I take a break from destiel fics and try to find a nice story about my blorbos from another fandom, I imagine the feeling must be similar to when the Rose Family had to move to Schitts Creek.

[ratislatis]

wip hot and fresh from the oven (jk its 9 pm im scheduling this one)

[eternally-tired-cryptid]

Didn't Kate canonically groom Derek? Why do people still ship Derek with an actual kid

[trickster-shi]

Best feeling in the world: getting a huge burst of inspiration for a fic that encompasses the entire fic so clearly you know exactly what to write.

Worst feeling in the world: the above hits you at work and you have hours to go before you can do the writing.

**pterodactyl screeches**

[bisexualbuckleyy]

teen wolf memes part 19: ??????

i'm having such a good time and no one can stop me. @burnthatbridgewhenwecometoit i love you you're the best

teen wolf memes part 19

[imtryingandtired]

Okay so you know how some schools did that project where you had to essentially take care of a baby, it usually being a egg, bag of flour or a doll, and just pretending to be a parent of sorts for it?

I’m just imagining the beacon kids having to do that project and them still having to deal with pack stuff, so them all showing up to pack meetings with their respective fake child

[noyzinerd]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! MY BOYS!!! 😫😫 LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS 😭😭😭😭!!!

(will probably post pics later of what my toddler thinks of them when she wakes up)

Thank you @mrkgrl, best Christmas ever 🥲