the gang gets an alexa for the bar and they use it literally all the time to settle arguments and arbitrations. mac uses it to ask alexa’s opinions on what drink he should be in the mood for, dee likes that it’s a woman and goes on about girl power and representation, dennis has her play his music all the time and one day he asks her to put on a recommended playlist and lgbt by cupcakke starts blasting, charlie just rambles to it when he’s alone like she’s another real person, frank always forgets her name: “alexandria...awe shit no it’s amy! or uh...artemis?”, at one point the gang keeps accumulating several more alexas bc they think the previous one is blatantly wrong about stuff and the new one will have their back. they all individually break one after the other out of anger and frustration over ‘her totally being an unamerican dickhole’, until there’s none left. the next day they get a google home.