#alfred makes jason put so fucking much money in the swesr jar but he’s a firm believer that it was so worth it

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

so i’ve been listening to this song since it came out. and.

i’m convinced that jason heard it once and became devoted to learning all of the words just to annoy the absolute fuck out of bruce.

and he plays this shit everywhere.

comms? check. the manor? absolutely. bruce’s ringtone? without a doubt.

he even got tim in on it and they hacked the batmobile so that it plays whenever he starts the car.

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steph over comms: arkham breakout. appears that joker and scarecrow are teamed up. need backup asap.

bruce: on it *hops in batmobile and starts the engine*

*speakers blaring*: NO I CANT BE YOUT BATMAN CUZ I BE ROBBIN

bruce: *sobs* jason why