#also he has a tiny overbite

[shortcakelils]

What type of animal is your Oc Cameo? Is he a fantasy character or an actual species?

Also angry and crying Cameo has been getting me feels

he’s a blue shark! well he’s supposed to be

suffer

[teekays]

as a teeth fan who in the nhl has your favourite teeth?

i was thinking about your call for more teeth posts earlier this week and like… had not previously given it much thought but mo seider has some good gnashers on him

i cannot even begin to tell you how special it was to me to see this ask after an insanely busy day at work.... physically i'm at my house mentally and emotionally i'm drinking from a coconut on the beach. because of this ask <3 thank you.... ANYWAY! disclaimer of two things: my definition of Good Teeth is different from the standard idea of Good Teeth and also this is in no way comprehensive and totally based on My Guys!!! maybe they're hiding a guy with really good teeth on like, the blues or something idk

top of my list Forever and Always..... i would scream it from the rooftops... from the highest mountains... i would purchase billboard space to tell everyone about this. KENT JOHNSON HAS SOME OF MY FAVORITE TEETH EVER ‼️‼️‼️ i routinely spend time just zooming in on picture's of kj's teeth. they're everything to me. little miss overbite.... i would give ANYTHINGGGG to get up close and personal and just Look.....

they make me insane and they are Perfect to me <3 if kj ever does anything to his teeth that will be like 500 9/11s to me

i also REALLY love tk's tiny little row teeth.... i want to lick them.... who said that . anyway. they're veryyyy cute and charming and if teeth can fit your personality, tk's absolutely fit his!!! just little and cute....

additionally i do have to give a shoutout to PRE VENEERS SIDNEY CROSBY.... the dentist responsible for that should never feel safe knowing that i am out there. works of art Wasted... Thrown away....

i miss you every day........

some honorable mentions: henry thrun's little bunny teeth, jamie drysdale's little bunny teeth, morgan frost's whole deal, seth jarvis (honestly just a fan of his whole weird face/mouth situation. he looks like if they turned a puggle into a real boy but like, didn't really try a lot to conceal he was a puggle), and pre veneers steve yzerman <3

[inkdemonapologist]

Ok. A hypothetical scenario if you'll indulge me. You are a casting director on the movie. You are familiar with the material and you are asked to present some actors to the crew- *besides JK Simmons who everybody thinks should play Joey I guess?* who do you suggest and for what role?

I don't know any actors other than The Guy With The Cool Lips Who Played Scarecrow That One Time, so setting me up as casting director would be a questionable decision! I feel like the very tiny amount we know about this movie also makes this difficult; like, am I casting Sammy in 1932, Sammy in 1946, Ink Sammy, all three?

So, rather than picking specific famous people, some broader thoughts on what elements to prioritise?? as hypothetical casting director. For sake of this exercise we're going to take this all very seriously and pretend that the writing for this movie is already great lmao.

Joey: Ironically for the first BatIM character to get a canon human appearance, I think Joey's acting chops are more important than his looks; as long as makeup can do a decent moustache and the voice is good, the energy is what will really sell him. Joey Drew is both VERY important to get right and also the most complex character in the Bendy Franchise, but he's also really really easy to turn into a stereotype, and I feel like this implication of "obviously he should be played by the guy who played J Jonah Jameson" kinda speaks to how easy it is to see just one side of him. Joey is simultaneously ruthless but also disarmingly charming, likeable but also punchable, confident but also pathetically insecure, genuine but also manipulative -- it seems like a tricky energy to nail. If he doesn't have a sharpness to him, that Curiosity Where Empathy Should Be element, you've erased a really important part of the man behind so many nightmares; if he's a cartoon evil capitalist, then everyone who believes in his dreams looks stupid for falling for something so obvious. Whoever plays him has to be able to get in his head AND ALSO convey that nuance. But if you have the luxury of nitpicking appearance after that, I think it's worth noting that Joey doesn't look the way he's trying to look. I keep saying I'm obsessed with his overbite in BatDR, but like:

See? Henry's the one with that aggressive strong jaw facial structure. Compared to him, even this less-aged Joey has facial structure more like mine, with a weaker chin that gives the impression of an overbite and a shorter face (which, to be clear, are attractive traits, but they are definitely not the Stereotypical Energy for this character archetype) -- he just knows how to carry himself to give off that j jonah jameson energy. I think attention to that kind of detail would also help him be his own fascinating character instead of just shoving him into an existing archetype.

Henry: If it's Ink Henry, his vibes are the most important. This character is famously non-emotive, often to an inappropriate extent, and frankly I think whoever plays him should keep that as part of his character. Henry strikes me as someone who wants to be kind but he's so, so tired, and just looking at this guy needs to sell that because Henry's actual behaviour and dialogue won't.

If it's Actually Worked In The Studio Henry, then I think his voice and appearance need to be SPOT. ON. so that they can play him a little differently and it still works rather than just not feeling like Henry. If he sounds like a perfect Henry but he has more energy, he's still quiet but he's more confident, he's not the follower Joey tried to sell him as... that would be such a neat thing to leave as an implied reveal for fans -- that the Henry we know is either a dishonest representation, or changed by his experiences, and is actually a bit different from the man Joey worked with.

Susie: they won't do this because they're cowards, but I personally think Susie would be such a good candidate for protagonist of a Bendy movie..... anyway if human Susie is in it, she doesn't have a canon appearance so you have a lot of freedom here. Most important thing is that She Has The Range; she needs to be able to be both believably naive and starry-eyed in a likeable way rather than coming across as desperate or annoying, and she ALSO needs to have a ruthless energy in her so that her later Womens Wrongs don't come out of nowhere. If Twisted Alice AND Susie both make appearances, I'm torn on whether they should be played by the same person... it could be cool if they were, since then you could see a lot of Susie in Alice even when she's behaving VERY DIFFERENTLY, which I think would humanise Alice in a good way (and also humanise Susie as more than just a Sweet Naive Girl Who Was Tricked)

Either way Twisted Alice NEEDS TO BE HOT. IM NOT JOKING I THINK THIS IS THE PRIORITY. Yes yes half her face is melting, but her vibes are UNIRONICALLY "hot and evil and wants to vivisect someone." Like, it would also be nice to get someone who can play her with dimension, with an implication that she has reason to be a cartoon evil sexy person who flies into a shrieking rage beyond just women be crazy (which is kind of what she is in the games), but also, she IS a cartoon evil sexy person and you CAN'T lose that; she needs to be able to pull off EVIL AND HOT with half her face gone without it feeling like a parody. Lesbians in the audience need to fan themselves. ITS VERY IMPORTANT.

I don't have a ton of thoughts about Allison. We have a pretty specific physical description of her human self. She needs to have enough ethereal poise to justify the lovesick way she is described in every novel lmao. Allison Angel, though, is where I would put a priority of Needs A Character Actor i think; she's a fairly major character but it's so hard to get a good handle on what she actually like..... wants or feels beyond Helping The Protagonist and Being A Good Person, but if she could really sell the bits and pieces so well you believe it, so that she really seems like she's been harshened by the brutal world she lives in but genuinely values a hope she won't let go of, it could make the character really good.

Sammy.............. Well, it's hard to not be biased. But human Sammy has no canon appearance, so I think you can't go wrong there as long as you pick someone who could conceivably be described as "pointy", and I PERSONALLY think based on the little crumbs of description we've gotten that a human Sammy should be fairly distinctive and intense, attractive in a Strange way - but I think the really really important thing for Sammy (ink or human) is his vocal performance. This is a character who took off in popularity in large part because of a couple of really compellingly delivered monologues; Sammy's voice NEEDS to be right, especially when he's speaking quietly. I think physicality in the sense of How He Moves is ALSO really important for him; Sammy's wiggle-fingers in game and constantly odd descriptions in the novels and complete lack of personal space in both all imply that he moves Strangely, and I do think he should have an unsettling Renfield energy, but it's also so easy for Character Who Is Losing His Mind to get portrayed so over-the-top that it becomes goofy or unbelievable or weird for the sake of being "creepy". Sammy's energy shouldn't be Insane Batman Villain, it should be Doomed Guy In A Lovecraft Story -- it's just that nobody but him is in a lovecraft story.

there are other characters but I think these are all the ones i have thoughts on

[ear-motif]

matthew brown is theeee funniest character. they cast this expert dancer with an incredible body to wear shapeless orderly clothes and have the worst bowl cut imaginable. he has high cheeckbones and deep-set eyes and a pouty lil overbite so he kinda looks like hannibal but he also has a tiny lil shitstash and the general aura and demeanor of a line cook at dennys who thinks he says deep shit when he's high but is really just laughing at his own jokes. he has a parasocial relationship so strong he ends up killing someone and almost killing hannibal on a cross. his ears stick out and are cute

[masquayla-the-splendid]

Here's a fnaf headcanon I've had since forever that I think might actually be canon.

Ennard is his own character, separate from being an amalgam.

This claim brings me back to pre SL, post SL teaser era where people thought Ennard was actually this puppet master character who was only a head that moved like a spider with a few skrangly wires.

I've seen many fan interpretations on what animatronic his mask was supposed to be for, but do you ever wonder why it fits his face perfectly?

Yes, I do believe that the rest of his body was just a big metal knitting session between the Funtimes. There are some parts that are obvious from what came from who.

But his face? They couldn't have put that much detail into making his head look so unique that it doesn't line up with any of theirs.

To compare, I brought up Ballora and Funtime Foxy, as I thought they had the most resemblance.

I used a more polished version of the Help Wanted model in SFM for Ennard.

Not only that, but when making these renders, I just now realized that his right eye is shoved way further back, and has a pretty bad overbite.

(It's also really obvious how Scott models here. His head is completely made of clipping errors.)

Speaking of his eyes, he has 3 eyes of the same color. Usually it's assumed that his left eye is Funtime Freddy's, but the half closed eye, and the eye dangling below that are the same color as the left one. Ennard has one eye of each of the Funtimes, so that means Funtime Freddy's is the one that's off to the side.

Yes, there can be multiple animatronics with the same eye color.

The eye on his torso is commonly mistaken to be Ballora's, but as you can see, her eyes are tiny. Who else has pink eyes? BonBon. Who doesn't have eyes in the scooping room? BonBon.

Then where are Ballora's eyes? Somewhere in the mass of wire that you can't see. He's saving them for when he gets his skin, because they're same size as human eyes.

Okay so if that was his own head, what level of consciousness or awareness does he have?

This is where the headcanons come in.

It's unknown how he "thinks," but one can only assume he works as a hive mind.

My personal headcanon is that he has his own conscious, and was probably just chillin where Funtime Chica would've been if she wasn't rented out. Either that or the Private Room. He'd be the one that controls the body, and the rest of them are just spectating. Maybe having more of a say on what limbs move that belong to them.

The SL robots seem to have their own conscious, since Baby tells her story in her perspective, but at what stage of programming awareness comes in, I have no clue. I'd guess it would have to be at the head?? Depends on where the main computer is?

(On a side note, they must have a lot of know-how on robo physiology, because they were able to wire up their individual abilities, like the voice mimicking, to a separate body without flaw. I mean it ain't like the Funko toys that snap on, they had to like actually tie things together. How did they do that without soldering anything? Were the Funtimes programmed to be able to fix themselves, or did they have the bidybabs/minireenas snoop through all the drawers to find the blueprints for each of them?)

Then what does the "there's a little of me in every body" mean?

Could be teasing the real ending, but "every" implies multiple. Maybe there's was more done to him than just a head, and had to get dismantled for the Funtimes. I've seen that theory tossed around a few times.

HEY HEY THE BOOKS.

I can't remember which book it was, one of the Fazbear Frights I'm sure, but it described a Clown-like animatronic that has a green/yellow color scheme. He wasn't a whole robot though, he was attached to a separate attraction, and had spring for a body from the chest down. I think he had hair. I'm pretty sure it's name was like Coils or something. I thought it was Coily at first, but that's the snake from Qbert.

Edit: In Ultimate Custom Night, Scott only uses "he" when referring to Ennard. There is a completely valid reason for the use of "they" or all pronouns, considering he is literally multiple robots. Now if you're a new age Scott hater, you may chalk it up to generalizing him as whatever phobic, but this is the same guy who uses "he" AND "she" for Mangle. (Not to mention designs "boy" animatronics with blush/lisstick in 2015) Why would "He" be the only pronoun? Because it's his head. Wherever his main computer is, it's somewhere up there. This would mean that all unpossesed animatronics have their "conscious" wired to a motherboard somewhere in they noggin. They're just a piece of plastic with transistors and diodes melted to it at their core.

So you can't just attach Chica's arm to Bonnie, and have Chica control everything he does. You'd have to swap their heads. But when you got remnant infused metal, it's a bit different. Hence, Ballora would have a say in moving the arms, because they're hers.

Anyway that's my rare fnaf rambling.

[sheyshocked]

It Runs in the Family

Summary: Spy finds out that he has an overbite, just like his son. Unfortunately, what looks like a charming quirk on his three-year-old he sees as a fatal flaw in himself.

Fandom: Team Fortress 2

Ship: Spy/Scout’s Mom

Warnings: None

Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Self-Esteem Issues, Body Image, Implied Sexual Content, Cockblocking, Fluff and Angst, Teeth, Soft Spy (Team Fortress 2), Maskless Spy (Team Fortress 2), Spy Tries to be a Parent (Team Fortress 2), Father-Son Relationship, Parenthood, Spy is Scout's Parent (Team Fortress 2), Spy loves Scout's Mother, Insecurity

Wordcount: 1,234

You can also read it on ao3!

Alain had what he perceived as many positive qualities. He was an excellent spy, who always got the job done and never faltered. He was swift and cunning. And also, according to Ellen, the perfect ladykiller (though nowadays he reserved his charms only for her). He had a lot going on for him. But being good at playing with toddlers was never one of those things.

Not for lack of trying. He always did his best, but still came off as too stiff and awkward around them. Him! Can you imagine? And the worst thing was that it didn’t change once he became a father. It bothered him sometimes. What good was he if he couldn’t even play with his own son? But any time he started doubting himself, Ellen swooped in and reassured him that it will get better once Jeremy gets older.

Until then, he enjoyed watching him play on his own more than anything in his life.

Sometimes, he was joined by Ellen, and they would both watch what was the little rascal up to. He would soon be three years old and was so lively. Always flashing his teeth as he smashed his toys against one another or ran in circles for hours.

It was when he showed them one of his big smiles that Ellen started laughing so much that she teared up.

“What’s going on, chérie?” Alain asked, confused. Sure, their son’s grins made him smile too, but never like this.

“Nothing,” she wiped away the tear from her eye. “It’s just that… look at him! He has the same teeth as you. Isn’t that cute?”

Huh? What was she talking about? Alain shot a glance back at the boy, focusing more on his newly developed pearly whites. Surely, they weren’t the same. After all, Jeremy had a large overbite, and yes, Alain might have a small one too, but there was no way it could be this bad, now, could it?

“He does not,” he scoffed then, frowning.

That night, when everyone was fast asleep, he sneaked into their shared bathroom to look at himself in the mirror. His frown only grew as he scrutinized himself. Truly. He never noticed it before, but now that Ellen brought it up, he could see that he had prominent front teeth.

How awful! was the first thought that crossed his mind. How did he never notice this?

He was so preoccupied with the image in the mirror that he almost missed the tiny creak of the door. He stiffened but forced himself to relax and not immediately reach for the knife. He was safe, his family was safe. It was just Ellen.

She crossed the room and wrapped her arms around him in a warm embrace. Usually, he wouldn’t let anyone get near his back. But not her.

As absurd as it sounded, he felt safe with her. At ease. At home.

“What’s wrong, honey? Why are you standing in front of that mirror?” Then she seemed to recall their conversation and asked, looking him in the eye: “Is that because of what I said about your teeth?”

Long ago, he promised he wouldn’t lie to her. So in a rare moment of sincerity, he slumped his shoulders and admitted, his accent becoming more prominent: “…it’s hideous.”

“Now, now, hold your horses. So you are telling me that Jer-bear’s teeth look bad?”

“What?! Non, of course not!” In fact, he would kill anyone for even suggesting such a thing.

“So what’s the difference? Why are you saying such a mean thing about yourself?”

He didn’t know. But it bothered him. Jeremy was still young, he would grow out of it. And even if he did not? It would become a charming little quirk. His son could pull it off. But what about him? He was a spy, for Christ’s sake! He couldn’t afford quirks. There couldn’t be even a tiny crack in his perfect façade.

“It’s not the same,” he shook his head.

“You’re acting silly,” she frowned. “So what? Are you gonna pull them all out and replace them with false ones?”

She was joking, but the way he just shrugged in response put a disturbed look on her face. “You’d be surprised how common it is in my line of work.”

They stayed silent for a while, looking at each other’s reflection in the mirror. Then, she wrapped her arms around his waist once more and rested her head between his shoulder blades. That at least put a smile on his face.

“You know I’ll support you no matter what, right? But for what it’s worth, I like you just the way you are. Flaws and all. And I love that Jeremy takes after you. At least I have something to remember you by when you are away.”

Ouch. His heart was beating so hard against his ribcage that it hurt. What did he do to deserve this woman? He finally turned around to face her and lifted her chin, so she was looking him in the eyes.

“Merci, mon amour. I know it’s not always… easy being with me, but…”

She gently shushed him with a finger on his lips. “Ah ah. No more of that, dummy. We’re all lucky to have you. Try to remember that.”

“I will.” He leaned down to kiss her like he meant it. Their lips brushed together in a slow, sensual dance they both knew well by now. It didn’t take long for hands to start wandering, hushed gasps exchanged between them like a secret. Having eight children in such a tiny apartment meant they rarely had the time or space for intimacy anymore. They had to make do in hotel rooms and such. That’s what made this all the sweeter. “The kids are asleep, non?”

“They are. I checked up on them before I went here,” she whispered against his lips. That was all it took for him to lift her in his arms and quickly put her down on the cabinet near the sink, while still kissing the living daylight out of her.

He never wanted to let go. So, of course, it was then they heard a boyish screech coming from the kid’s bedroom.

“Ma? MA! Jeremy has escaped his crib again!”

In unison, the two lovers let out a frustrated sigh. Really? Right now?

“Couldn’t pick up a better timing,” Ellen sighed. She turned towards Alain with a small, apologetic smile. He already knew the drill. This wasn’t the first time they were interrupted, and for as long as all the eight boys lived under the same roof, it wouldn’t be the last. Not that he didn’t love them all like his own, but sometimes, he just couldn’t help wondering how wonderful it will be once they all grow up and move out for college. “Sorry, love. I have to go there. But perhaps we could continue some other time? How about another date night? What do you say?”

“Of course,” he gave her one last peck on the cheek before she scurried off to find their unruly son. Just as he was about to leave after her, he caught his look in the mirror. Cheeks flushed radiant red, hair made a mess and lips chapped from all the nipping. As far from perfection as one could ever get.

And yet, he didn’t hate what he saw.

[finniestoncrane]

Heyo finnie!! Congrats on 1500 I'm so proud of you! I hope you have fun with this event and don't burn yourself out! You deserve nothing but the best! 💚💚

Anywho, I'm here for a blind date..., I've never been on one before but always been interested lol.

So...I know you already know like probably WAY TOO MUCH about me (more than you cared to EVER know lmao)and we're kinda similar hehe BUT I'm gonna try and describe myself for you anyhow lol

I'm a 24 year old woman who is often described as thoughtful, wise, and genuine. If I'm not writing, I'm drawing or vice versa. I'm usually creating or working on something! My interests often vary but they're usually centered around cartoons and comics! I love video games even though depending on the console I'm shit at them but enjoy the concepts and art that goes into them nonetheless! Basically I'm a socially anxious mess of a nerd that's trying her best lmao.

Hope this is decent enough that was really hard🥴😂

💜 blind date 💜 the kitchen is now closed! 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block) a/n: there were so many options i could have picked from ri but i knew in my heart EXACTLY who to send you on a date with💚

"Hello, and welcome to the Vill-Inn! Your date has been here getting things ready. I hope you weren't in the mood for soda and burgers, because he's ordered tiny sandwiches and a pot of tea for the table..."

As you approach your table, your date stands up and takes off his top hat, holding it in both hands in front of him nervously as he introduces himself.

"It's so wonderful to meet you! I'm Jervis."

You can tell he's impressed that he's made it through the whole sentence without stammering, and it's hard not to offer him a warm smile in return for his charming grin, punctuated by his protruding overbite.

He's quick to try and get to know you, but equally forthcoming about himself. And he mentions repeatedly how nice it is to have someone who is so polite and attentive, willing to give him so much attention.

Jervis is also extremely interested in your writing and art, especially taken by how creative you are. Like you have invented worlds to escape into on a whim.

"Why, you could have created as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

And when you broach the subject of Lewis Carroll, he's entranced by your knowledge, how much you know, how bright your eyes are when you talk about it. Which by the way, don't think he hasn't noticed your blonde hair and blue eyes. You'd make a wonderful Alice, truly. And though he wants to compliment you, he really is struggling to find the words.

"You do look marvellous, my dear. But I'm finding it difficult to put it into words. I think I could, if only I knew how to begin."

When you blush at his words, so poetic, so charming, he's completely besotted. Shy, unaware of how magnificent you are? It would be very easy for him to swoop in and claim you as his own.

For what feels like forever, he listens, eyes wide and holding his chest, as your tell him about your love of comics, games, and cartoons. Wonderous, joyous hobbies, escapism with whimsy, something he is familiar with himself.

The wait staff interrupt you though, and you realise that they're cleaning up around you. You wonder how long you've been talking, commenting on how it feels like only a moment you've spent with him. It's silly, but you tell him you hope that you haven't talked too much, or wasted the time to get to know him more as he was listening to you.

"If you knew time as well as I do, or how deeply intrigued by you I am, then you wouldn't talk about wasting it."

[rafent]

A miscellany of anatomical and functional headcanon founded specifically for Rafal's dragon form. With Sombron being the premier example, Engage dragons are hugely Ophidian or cobra-like in appearance. For Rafal I'm choosing to take inspiration from snakes and lizards in tandem due to the comparative deviation of having frills rather than a hood in his design.

A parietal or third eye: Displayed more clearly in their in-game models, Sombron has a third eye fixed between his two eyes and so does Rafal; the regulation of light through this externally visible organ allows for greater photo reception. It also secretes hormones. For simplicity's sake we can dub it a sight-sensory thing; any movement from this 'eye' is involuntary.

Infrared vision: This is unique more so to boas and pythons than cobras but I like incorporating ancillary support to his senses in this form. Possessing a tiny pit organ in the space between his eyes and nostrils, Rafal can detect the loose thermal outlines of warm-blooded targets. This ability is more useful in a nocturnal context, otherwise he relies on the serviceable use of sight.

Tongue-smelling: he's a snake-dragon-wyvern-thing. He's going to smell through his tongue.

Venom or lack thereof: All cobras are venomous with varying tiers of potency, but Rafal's specific dragon design is a mix between a cobra and frilled lizard. The latter is not venomous and Rafal isn't either.

Shedding: Rafal enjoys power, but also beauty and hygiene. A regular sloughing every two or so months ensures that his wonderful scales remain as polished as can be. The maintenance takes about a week rubbing on trees and cliffs or soaking in lakewater, the duration of which Rafal takes academic leave. Draconic impulses in pertinence to this activity include but are not limited to nest-crafting, collecting his scales, and burying them.

Extraneous shedding information: For others to point out or stumble across his abandoned scales qualifies as embarrassment, no different from picking up someone's (his) used toilet paper or singling out a piece of his hair from food.

Bite force: Observing more minute details, the combination of both an overbite and an underbite as commonly observed in crocodiles gives the illusion of deathly exerted strength when biting. The comparative lack of teeth in his mouth, however, means that he bites with more or less 2,000 psi bite force. More gummy than toothy. This pressure though undeniably painful to endure is still understated per the size of his skull. As one can expect, when consuming nutrients in this form Rafal will prefer to swallow rather than chew.

[nocturnalghoul]

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Tagged by @anotherghoul666 I feel so popular lol :D

Share your wallpaper: okay my main lock screen is my girlfriend and I, which I am not sharing, so here is my home screen. It is in fact girldick Sunny because I saw Crow (I think?) post it and immediately went "yep I'm using that" (ignore my 8k emails o.o and the fact that its 2am, well 3 by the time I am posting this)

Last song you listened to: Secrets of the Stars by The Milk Carton Kids (working on a fic inspired by it rn)

Currently reading: I'm semi-rereading Dracula but that doesn't count in my opinion because I've read that book too many times. My at work book is Odd Apolocalypse by Dean Koontz (the fifth book in the Odd Thomas series). I had started that series years ago back in college and only recently realized I had stopped at book 4 so I decided to finish it out.

Last movie: Listen, I take zero pride in this but the answer is Goon (2011). I had a super bad week at work last week and it weirdly always makes me feel better. Sometimes you gotta watch a not great movie to make the brain happy.

Craving: I would commit a crime for one of those lemon Italian ices right now.

Currently wearing: Drag Talk tshirt, Astros shorts (I'm a big baseball fan), "Bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass" baseball cap to keep my hair out of my face.

How tall are you: a little above 5'7" although people always assume I am taller, I do not know why.

Piercings: I have a singular helix piercing on the right ear that I am still trying to heal but am open to more.

Tattoos: None currently. I love the idea of getting tattoos but also have a policy I have to like the idea for at least a year before I get it and nothing has made it past that waiting period. I'm just not good at permanence.

Glasses/contact lenses: Glasses wearer. They are big and green :). I cannot do contacts cause I got a whole thing about anything getting near my eyes so I can never put them in.

Last drink: strawberry lemonade flavored sparkling water. It's yummy!

Last show: currently working my way through The Expanse

Last thing you ate: Banana bread (I made it myself)

Favorite color: blues and greens which is very apparent when you look at me and that is the color of most stuff I own

Current obsession: I mean Ghost, but also Wild Child released a new album on Friday (they are like more of an indie folk vibe) and I am so excited.

Unrelated obsession: the games Hi-Fi Rush and Melatonin. I LOVE rhythm games so much.

Pets: I have a little gray cat named Pierre! He has a whole backstory my former roommate and I made up lol. He is a little french orphan boy and chimney sweep (hence why he is gray). He also has an overbite and his little fangs poke out of his mouth when he sleeps like little vampire fangs so he is a tiny vampire.

Do you have a crush on someone? Does my girlfriend count because she is the only person who has ever successfully convinced me to care enough to date them. I'm more of a large amount of friends kinda girlie.

Favorite fictional character: I am so bad at picking favorites in general but now my mind is void of every character I have loved ever.

Last place I traveled to: I went to Greece last August with my mother cause it was lifelong dream of hers. I'm sure I've traveled within the states since then but outside of Austin for a concert cannot for the life of me think where.

I feel so lame to once again break this chain but I'm historically late to the game and am fairly certain everyone I know has been tagged already so I'm gonna go for the cheap option of if you want to do this and haven't please consider this me tagging you, even if we haven't really interacted. Have fun <3

[lynelovespopculture]

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#5

TO WRITE OR NOT TO WRITE?

A lot of you seem to like my theory about the book in hocus pocus and for that I thank you. Now, I'm thinking about writing a new fanfic about book's POV. I love to write but it also takes a lot out of me but knowing i have readers already waiting gives me that extra push. So, tell me, would you read the book's story?

5 notes - Posted October 3, 2022

#4

Working, typing and prying so hard that my *NEW* hocus pocus fanfic will be done by Halloween!!!!!!!!!!

6 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#3

A HOCUS POCUS TIMELINE

I HAVE LOVED THE ORIGINAL HOCUS POCUS SINCE I SAW IT IN THEATERS WHEN I WAS 9!!!!! IN HONOR OF THE UPCOMING SEQUEL, I’VE PUT TOGETHER TO ‘A HOCUS POCUS TIMELINE’ PART FANFIC/PART HEADCANNON-IT’S BASICALLY THE SISTERS’ BIO FROM BIRTH TO DEATH AND BEYOND.

AUTHOR NOTE: I HAVE READ THE BOOK SEQUEL OF HOCUS POCUS. I KEPT THE NAMES BECAUSE I LIKED THEM, BUT MY VISION DIDN’T INCLUDE A 4TH SANDERSON SISTER.  HOCUS POCUS & HOCUS POCUS 2 ARE OWNED BY DISNEY.  I OWN NOTHING. AS ALWAYS, ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

THE HOCUS POCUS TIMELIME

 August 18, 1627- Witch Drusilla ‘the dreadful’ Divine marries warlock Frederick Sanderson in their native England. For the first few years, the couple talk about moving the ‘new world’-(the US) Frederick makes several trips back and forth while he builds a small cottage in Salem.

Winter 1631- Drusilla and Frederick board a ship, intending to officially move to Salem. However, during the voyage, Frederick is attacked and killed by a rogue witch hunter. Discovering her husband dead, Drusilla stalks and kills her husband’s murderer. Due to health concerns of the day,  both dead bodies are thrown off the ship and are lost to the sea.

Spring 1631-Drusilla Sanderson, a widow before she even before set foot on American soil, adopts her late husband’s familiar, a big bloodhound named Bruno, as her own. Together, they made their way to Salem and to the cottage Frederick had build for them. Drusilla managed to hold back her tears until she found a surprise for her in the master bedroom. It was a handsome wooden cradle. Drusilla let her tears fall as let her fingers traced the cravings and the big S on the tiny headboard. Drusilla knew it was a gift from Frederick. After all, she had only told her husband she was pregnant.

September 10th 1631-Drusilla birthed her 1st child, Winifred Sanderson.  She has inherited her father’s red hair and later on, his overbite.

Summer 1632-Drusilla loves taking care of her baby, but she couldn’t help but feel lonely, so 1 night, as a joke, Drusilla turned Bruno into a human man. Before she could turn him back, Bruno convinced her not to, so he could experience life as a human man. The summer ‘experiment’ included everything, EVERYTHING, a man and a woman could do together. By summer’s end, Drusilla and Bruno agree that they’re better off as friends and Bruno is turned back into a dog per his request. Shortly after, Drusilla discovered she will have a reminder of the summer. She’s with child again.

April 24th 1633-Drusilla has her 2nd child. The female babe’s purplish raven hair reminds Drusilla of Bruno’s fur. Speaking of Bruno, he has turned into a human only once more, the night of the birth, to meet his daughter.  Or as he puts it, ‘his little pup.’  As he holds the infant, Drusilla tells Bruno that she decided to call their girl, Mary. Bruno was surprised that Drusilla would pick such a Christian name. Drusilla smiled and said that was exactly the point. Who would suspect she was a witch if she named her child Mary? Almost from the very start, Mary adores, almost worships her older sister, Winifred.

 Summer 1633-Drusilla got a letter from Lady Sanderson, (Frederick’s mother) saying that’s she cut Drusilla’s widow allowance off because she gave Mary the surname of Sanderson without asking permission. This is the start of a bitter feud between Drusilla and her mother-in-law.

Spring 1635-Drusilla has an affair with Niguel Blackburn aka the village idiot. She was attracted to his handsome face and good body but Drusilla was turned off by his small brain.  So she put an end to their brief affair. However, it wasn’t brief enough; Drusilla was pregnant again.

Summer 1635-By the end of summer, the news of Drusilla’s latest pregnancy reaches Niguel’s ears. In fact, it’s the gossip of the entire village.

Fall 1635-Drusilla finally bowed to Salem’s pressure and weds for the 2nd time. Drusilla marries Niguel Blackburn. Right from the beginning, the marriage is little more than a farce. Salem delighted in marrying the village idiot to the town harlot. On her wedding night, Drusilla, (who has moved herself, Winifred, now 5 and Mary, 3 into Niguel’s house) saw through a window that her new husband was drunk and walking away from the house with a different girl under each arm. Nevertheless, Drusilla waited for him in their now shared bedroom. By midnight and still no Niguel, Drusilla was ready to give up on him and something deep inside her to go check on her girls and it’s a good thing she did. When Drusilla went to her daughters’ room, she found that her girls were not alone. A couple was with them, the wife was tying big, white bows in Mary’s hair to hide the girl’s natural purple highlights while the husband talked to an uncomfortable Winifred, who was in bed. When Drusilla demanded to know what they were doing with her daughters, the couple told her that Niguel was considering selling them the girls. Drusilla promptly kicked the couple out and after removing the bows from Mary’s hair, settled the girls in her bed, cuddling them both close. It was right after 1 AM, when Drusilla was just about to drift off herself, she heard the door opened. Drusilla snapped awake instantly, she was determined to confront Niguel, how dare he try to sell HER children! Drusilla was enraged as she lifted her head    from the pillow. However, it wasn’t Niguel in the doorway; it was Bruno, who finally found his way from the cottage.  He sniffed the girls’ feet, as if to see if they were ok, then he laid down in front of the fire. Drusilla dozed off with a smile on her face.

Winter/Spring 1636-Wedded bliss is no where to be found in the Blackburn household. Niguel and Drusilla argue constantly. When she confronted him about selling her girls, Niguel admitted that he only cared about 1 child-his own, the 1 that Drusilla was still carrying. Niguel had already convinced himself that this 1 will be a son and already decided what to name him, Samuel. The final straw came when Drusilla was in the marketplace when she, yet again, saw an unknown couple leading her afraid looking girls away from town. Drusilla was already thinking up ways to kill the couple when she stopped them. However, the mortals were so confused that Drusilla believed them when they explained that Niguel told them that the girls were orphans and HE paid them to take the girls away. They even offered to give Drusilla the money back but she lets them keep it as she took Winifred and Mary by the hand. Giving up on her shopping, Drusilla rushed back to Niguel’s place, yet she only stayed long enough to gather hers’ and the children’s things. Drusilla does not leave Niguel a note, she simply left her wedding band on the dresser.  Then the Sandersons left and returned to their cabin in the woods. It took 2 days for Niguel to even bother to find his wife. When he did, he just barged in and demanded that she come home. All that got him was barked at by Bruno. After she pet her dog calm, Drusilla stated Niguel didn’t want her, he didn’t want the girls, all he wanted was this- she tossed a pouch over to him. In the pouch were 50 gold coins-the exact same price that Niguel had paid to get rid of Winifred and Mary. “Tell me,” Drusilla said, “were you selling my daughters for 25 each or was 50 just a lump sum?” “Why should I raise two brats that aren’t mine?” Niguel   demanded. “Because they’re mine!” Drusilla shot back.  Then, without warning, Niguel shoved Drusilla up against the wall and then produced the knife. “Well,” Niguel smiled, “the babe in your belly is mine. Perhaps I just should cut my son out of you and be on my way.” Drusilla used magic to get Niguel off her and slammed him into the opposite wall. “WITCH!” Niguel screamed, “I’ll tell the entire village about you!” Yet, Drusilla wasn’t afraid. “Go ahead,” she told him. “No one will believe you, even if you dry out enough to be sober, you’re still the stupidest man in town.” Drusilla then kicked him out.

July 18, 1636-Drusilla is in labour. It is a witch’s way to give birth alone, but this delivery is harder than Winnie’s or Mary’s. Nearly 6, Winifred had the presence of mind to find Mildred, a fellow witch and friend of Drusilla, from the village. Mildred aids in the birth of Drusilla’s 3rd child.

 Late August 1636-It takes more than a month for Niguel to come by the cottage to see his wife and newborn child. As before, he didn’t knock, he just barged in, demanding his son. “Where is he? Where is my son? My Samuel Blackburn?” It was late at night so Winnie and Mary were upstairs asleep while Drusilla looked up calmly from her sewing and told him that there was no one here by that name. Of course, Niguel misunderstood completely.  “Did you kill him, witch?!  Did you kill my son?!” Annoyed, Drusilla rolled her eyes as she stood up. Did she say that? Drusilla swears Niguel could be smarter if he would only listen. The bickering couple were interrupted by a cooing baby. They both looked left to see   an infant in the Sanderson cradle. Niguel smiled and says he knew it; he knew his son was here! Drusilla frowned and crossed her arms before she explained that his son turned out to be a daughter. When Niguel stared at her blankly, Drusilla sighed, “It’s a girl, you idiot!” Drusilla added that she decided to name her newest daughter, Sarah Sanderson. Niguel was taken aback, “shouldn’t she have my last name?” Drusilla shook her head. “The baby has your blonde hair and your blue eyes, I don’t want Sarah to have anything else in common with you.” Niguel objects; Drusilla is his wife and Sara his daughter, surely they will be together. Drusilla shakes her head, saying she’s sick of Niguel and has decided to kill him tonight. “You wouldn’t! You can’t! You don’t have the  gu-“ Niguel’s throat is slashed before his protests end. Drusilla is more upset about his bleeding on her new rug than the death of her husband.

1636-1642-Perhaps it’s maturity, perhaps it’s her doomed relationship with Niguel Blackburn, yet Drusilla’s behaviour changes. She’s still ruthless enough to prove to anyone why her nickname ‘the dreadful’. She still has a small cycle of friends of fellow witches in the village. Drusilla’s attitude towards men has changed. She only has a 1 night stands once in a blue moon and only after she brews a potion to makes sure she would never conceive again. The center of Drusilla’s life are her three daughters, or as she nicknamed them ‘her love’ (Winifred) ‘her heart’ (Mary) and ‘her rose’ (Sarah)

Fall 1642-The girls, now 11, 9 and 5, are invited to write different levels of the entrance exam to a witch school in England. The same school where Drusilla first met Frederick. Only Winifred passes the exam and is accepted into the school, but there’s a problem. Drusilla cannot afford to send Winifred to the school. So Drusilla goes to England to see if Lady Sanderson can help her with funds. As first, Drusilla is refused, but she is helped by Frederick’s siblings, Adam and Agatha, who desperately want to meet their only niece. As Winifred is the spitting image of her late father, Lady Sanderson melts and agrees to pay for her granddaughter’s education, well, for now.

Fall 1645-Just before her 3rd year is about to start, Winifred comes across her mother and grandmother fighting about money. Winnie stops the fight by declaring that she doesn’t want to return to the school; it bores her and she misses her sisters. Drusilla knows her daughter is lying. For the last 2 years, all of Winifred’s letters home are filled with how much she loves studying, the school and her independence. But Winifred is determined to get her beloved mother out from under her grandmother’s thumb, so she persist and Drusilla and Winifred return to Salem. In their cabin on the ship back, Drusilla caught Winnie looking at something. Winifred explains it’s a miniature of her father given to her by her Aunt Agatha. Drusilla smiles and nodded, remembering that she lost the only picture she had of her husband just before moving from England, a bad omen seeing how Frederick never made it to Salem. She wipes away a tear and tells her eldest that although she can’t think of a life without her sisters, Frederick was, and always will be, the love of her life. Just because she didn’t have the money, Drusilla wasn’t ready to give up on Winifred’s education. Drusilla, a graduate of the very same school, starts to gives Winnie one on one lessons about magic once Mary and Sarah went to bed. Drusilla was greatly impressed about how devoted her oldest daughter is to learning her witchcraft.

Winter 1646-Drusilla was in her kitchen 1 evening preparing supper with Sarah underfoot, when Drusilla heard gunshots outside and then came Winifred’s scream, “Mother!!” After commanding Sara to stay inside, Drusilla rushed outside and then she saw that both Mary and Bruno were laying on the ground, in a similar manner. Winifred tearfully explains that the shots came suddenly out of nowhere. The 1st shot got Mary in the shoulder, Winifred tried to run to help her sister but Bruno got there first and took the   2nd bullet, again headed right for Mary, in his stomach.  Mary then faints from her blood loss. She lands, face down, on a large rock. This makes Mary’s lips deformed.  Her lips would remain lop sided for the rest of her life.HHHHH Drusilla instructs Winnie to carry Bruno inside while she collects Mary. Winifred sets Bruno down before the fire on the 1st floor, while Drusilla carries Mary upstairs to the bedroom Mary shares with her sisters and will for the rest of her life. 1 week later, Mary has recovered nicely and is sitting up being spoon fed soup by Drusilla when they both hear crying from below. Drusilla and Mary go downstairs to find Winnie and Sara crying over Bruno, who had just died.  The next day, the family bury Bruno behind their house. Everyone is misty-eyed. After all, Bruno had been with Drusilla since the very beginning and aside from being Mary’s actual father, whether in his dog or human form, he was the only father figure all 3 girls have ever known. The family all agree not to get another familiar.

August 30, 1649-Drusilla is awaked by in the middle the night by a blood-curling scream. As always, Drusilla’s first thought were for her girls, so she jumped out of bed and ran across the hall to her girls’ bedroom. It was only there that Drusilla had the presence of mind to light a candle to see what was going on. Although all the screams were coming from this room, Drusilla was shocked to see that Winnie and Mary were both deeply asleep. All the screaming was coming from Sarah. Drusilla rushed to her youngest child’s bed and her jaw dropped. Sarah was giving birth and no one even knew that she was even pregnant!  Drusilla demanded of Sarah to know what was going on? Why was both her sisters asleep during all this noise?! Between pushing and gasping for air, Sarah explained that she put a silencing spell on both her sisters, but she had forgotten to do her mother. Drusilla helped with the rest of the birth. What Sarah pushed out of her body was tiny, deformed and it in no way looked like a baby. Sarah was worried, why isn’t the baby crying? Drusilla gently told her daughter that it can’t cry, it was stillborn. “It?” Questioned Sarah. Drusilla had to explain that the fetus was too immature to a have a sex. After instructing Sarah to clean her self and change her now bloody bedding and after taking care of the fetus, Drusilla felt bad, perhaps she was too hard on Sarah before. Yet when she returned to the girls’ bedroom, she was shocked to see that Sarah was sound asleep.  The next morning, Sarah was acting like nothing happened. After breakfast, Winifred and Mary headed out and Sara would have gone with them, but her mother called her back. Drusilla wanted to talk about last night. Sara shrugged, “the baby died, so what’s to talk about?” “But what if it didn’t?” asked a shocked Drusilla, what would Sarah do then? Sara shrugged again, she didn’t know, she would just wing it, like you did. This enraged Drusilla, she did not ‘wing it’ when she was expecting, she had this cottage, the Sanderson cradle and she had knitted up a storm each time she was about to give birth. Also, Drusilla was an adult, Sara had just turned 13! Drusilla was dumbfounded when Sarah admitted that she had no idea who the father was. “I like boys,” Sara admitted, “Winnie has her books and spells, Mary can smell out anything, like Bruno could, and I like boys.” “That’s not a magic power.” Drusilla rolled her eyes, “liking boys is not a magic power, Sarah. Sarah frowned and shook her head, “then I don’t think I have a power.” Drusilla said yes, Sarah has; her voice. Ever since Sarah was a baby, Sarah’s voice is the strongest one Drusilla has ever heard.  Perhaps she should focus more on her singing and not the boys? Sarah agrees to practice more but she refuses to give up the boys, she likes them too much. “Very well then, drink this.” Drusilla puts a vital of brown liquid before her daughter. “What’s this?” Questioned Sarah. Drusilla states that it’s just something to make sure that what happened last night never happens again.

 1650 to 1660-Drusilla grew old as her daughters grew from girls to women. Winifred amazed her; while it was pretty obvious that all 3 were meant to be witches, yet Winifred dreamt of being 1 of the greatest and was willing to put in work. It wasn’t unusual to find Winnie had fallen asleep with a book that contained a spell that she was working on. Mary is seemed to be at her happiest while serving her oldest sister and Bruno seems to live on in Mary, the ways she barks and whimpers, like the greyhound. Mary sometimes even sleeps like a dog. Drusilla has seen her daughter in an unladylike position of being asleep with 1 foot up in the air, her belly exposed and her hands above her head. Drusilla more than once, would lower her leg and her arms from above her head and roll Mary onto her side, pulling the blanket over her. Sara’s interest of boys only increases as she grew. Drusilla often had to chase away strange boys from the house and sometimes even from Sara’s bed. As they grew older, Mary and Sara seem to lack common sense and Drusilla begins to worry about her 2 youngest daughters.

April 3, 1660-It was a normal afternoon when Sarah rushed in with a telegram for Winnie. Winifred took the letter and as she read it, she grew pale and her mouth fell open. Drusilla asked what was going on and Winifred looked up, “Mother did you know that every all hollow’s eve, the master picks a corner of the world and honors 3 witches?” Drusilla raised an eyebrow, “how do you know this, Winnie?” Winifred smiles, “because, according to this,” Winnie held up the letter, “the master has chosen to visit Massachusetts and this hallows eve, 1 of this witches he wishes to honor is me!” That’s when the excited screaming started.

Late Spring to Early Fall 1660-Drusilla was thrilled and excited for her eldest daughter. After all, even meeting the master was an honor most witches could only dream of. While Winnie was walking on air, Drusilla didn’t want Mary or Sarah to feel left out so she involved them in a secret project. To make Winnie a new dress for her big night. “After all,” Drusilla pointed out, “we can’t let our Winifred meet the master in rags, can we?” The other two readily agreed. Mary shopped for all the fabrics and colors and her mother said she made excellent choices and meant it. The dress was so grand in design that it would take weeks to complete. The underskirt was multi-layer and multi-colored. There were layers of red, green and gold. The next level of the solid middle overlay was a purplish/midnight blue with thin golden thread across the corset. The final level was a sort of overcoat made in a deep green to compliment with Winifred’ red hair. It had a long neck in the back, and gold plates in front to make a belt with long, dramatic sleeves. They also decided to decorate the green by using the golden thread to sew symbols in the front and the back. Because it’s the room Winnie is in the least, the dress was kept in Drusilla’s room, while Drusilla, Mary and Sarah worked on the dress, apart and together, whenever they could get away.

October 31, 1660-The big day had finally arrived. Right after breakfast, Drusilla takes Winifred up to her room and places a necklace around Winifred’s throat. Drusilla then started to explain that this necklace is special because Drusilla wore this very necklace on the very day she wed Winnie’s father. Beaming, happy tears filled Winifred’s eyes. “Oh Mother, I can’t believe this is happening to me, I never excepted the master to even know my name.” Drusilla smiled. “Oh my darling, you deserve all this and more. After all, my love, no one works harder than you do.” “Mother!” Sarah called from across the hall, “We’re ready, you can bring Winnie in here now.” Winifred was confused, “why does Sarah want me to go to my own room?” “Well, let’s go see.” Drusilla pulled her daughter up and they went across the hall where an excited Mary and Sarah were waiting. The dress was ready and laid out on Winifred’s bed. Mary and Sarah blocked the view until Winnie came into sight then they both jumped out of the way. “Tada!” Confused, Winifred lightly touched the dress, was this for her? “Do you like it?” Asked a smiling Mary. Winnie remained stone faced, “no.” “Winifred!” Drusilla scolded her like she was a little girl again. Suddenly, Winnie was smiling from ear to ear. “I love it,” she declared honestly and the whole family laughed together. An hour later, Drusilla watched a dressed and ready-to-go Winnie came down the stairs. She had chosen to wear her hair up-something she rarely did at the time. “You look perfect” Drusilla declared and kissed her brow. The Sandersons then flew to the site-a small clearing in a wood near Boston. Winifred sat in the front row with the other 2 witches that was to be honored that night. After hearing black mass, the 3 honorees were motioned forward to kneel before the master. Winifred couldn’t help but wish she was the only one being honored, this felt too much like sharing with her sisters. But all that changed when the master looked at her. The moment the master looked into her eyes, everything else simply…disappeared for Winifred.  “I grant thee, Winifred Sanderson, a gift,” boomed the master, “for general wickedness and services you have done and will continued to do in my name. Behold!” The crowd gasped as the master held out an arm and fire flew out of his palm. When the flames died down, a book appeared. “This spell book, bound by the skin of a doomed mortal, is no ordinary book. This book had a soul, it will imprint on you, Winifred. If ever apart, this book will look for you and for you alone, from tonight and forevermore.” The master explained and then he reached for Winnie’s hand. She was determined not to flinch (and didn’t) when the master pricked her finger with a sharp needle and then dips a quill in Winnie’s blood. He then hands her the quill and instructs her to write her name on the inside cover. In her best penmanship, she quickly yet carefully, writes ‘Winifred Sanderson’ and as soon as she finishes with her final ‘n’, magical ink appears around her name, so that now it reads, Property of Winifred Sanderson, 31 October, 1660. The book closes itself and Winnie sees an eyeball that she knows wasn’t there before, she smiled. For Winifred and her book, it was mutual love at first sight.

March 10, 1673-Mary and Sarah lay on either of their mother in Drusilla’s bed. Drusilla noticed when Winifred entered, carrying her lunch tray. “Alright, my girls,” Drusilla whispered to Mary and Sarah, “I need to talk to your sister alone.” Mary and Sarah got up and off the bed, and went downstairs. When they had gone downstairs, Drusilla rolled over and held out a hand. “Come to me, Winnie, leave the tray.” Winifred sat beside her mother and took her hand. Drusilla sighed, “I’ll be with your father by nightfall.” Winifred shook her head. “Don’t speak that way, Mother. You’re not going to die.” Drusilla laughed, “I’ve been weakening for years now.” Winnie looked away and Drusilla reached up to wipe a tear from her daughter’s eye. “It’s alright, darling.  After all, dying in one’s own bed is a rarity not often allowed our kind.” “Mother, you’re not dying! You can’t be! What would happen to the rest of us?! Oh, I’m sorry, I know how selfish that must sound.” Drusilla waved it off dismissively. “That is what I wanted to talk to you about. Now, when I’m gone,” Winifred started to object again but Drusilla held up a hand. “When I’m gone,” she repeated, “I need you to promise me that you will take care of your sisters.” Winifred buried her head in the mattress. “I can’t, Mother, I can’t! I’m not you.” “You don’t have to me. Look at me, Winnie.” Winifred straightened and Drusilla tucked a red hair behind her daughter’s ear. “Oh, Winifred, my bold, beautiful, fearless and brilliant Winifred. So brilliant that the master himself had to honor it.  I have never doubted for a moment that you can take care of yourself, however, well, I have been worried about your sisters for quite some time. They need you, Winne, they adore you and as much as you like to deny it, I know you love them. Please don’t misunderstand, if it was up to me, I wouldn’t leave the 3 of you for anything but the master is calling me home, I can feel it. So promise me you’ll take care of your sisters.” “I promise, Mummy.” whispered Winifred then she got up to ready the food tray. Yet, when she looks back, she knows her mother had taken her final breath. Winnie lays  down besides her mother, sobbing loudly. The sobs bring Mary and Sarah back into the room and for a long time the 3 sisters cry for their mother.

 Spring 1673-A lot of people, from Salem and England, attend Drusilla’s funeral before being buried behind the cottage. The sisters go into deep morning and Winnie takes up the dual roles of annoyed older sister and overprotective 2nd mother.

 February 26 1675-Mary is sweeping the front steps on a sunny but cold afternoon when a man comes up to her, seemingly from out of nowhere. This man, who introduces himself as Malcom White, is not   only a smooth talker but also a fast talker and before she even knew was doing it, Mary invited Malcom to dinner.

 March 31, 1675-By the end of March, Malcom White had dined with the Sandersons no less than 4 times. True to form, Sarah flirted with him to no end, however Malcolm seemed to only have eyes for 1 Sanderson sister; Mary and Mary felt the same way about him. After dinner, Mary couldn’t stop gushing about Malcom. “He’s wonderful! Oh Winnie, don’t you think he’s wonderful?” “No, I honestly think he talks too much.” Winifred never told Mary, but there was something about Malcom White that she didn’t trust.

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24 notes - Posted September 23, 2022

#2

NEW THEORY-BILLY BUTCHERSON *IS* A LIAR! (AND I THINK I CAN PROVE IT) WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR HOCUS POCUS 2.

In my opinion, Hocus Pocus 2 is a great movie yet I noticed a few plot holes. At first, I thought it was just me nit picking. After all, I had years to study and pick apart the 1st movie. However, perhaps I was too quick to dismiss my instincts. 1 thing that really bugged me is Billy’s story that he only had 1 kiss with Winifred and was NEVER her lover. Well, I think if you consider only 3 points of the movie, you too will believe what I believe, that Billy, not Winifred, is the liar.

Billy’s own story falls apart if you look at it right-Billy’s story is that as teenagers he and Winnie share 1 kiss…in a graveyard. Seems okay, right. Not if you saw the 1st movie! A graveyard is made up of what? HALLOW GROUND AKA somewhere witches can’t set foot. The last time we saw Winifred on hallow ground, she turned to stone. Still, since Winnie agrees the kiss was in the graveyard and happened before she got her magic, 1 could say that hallow ground wouldn’t hurt her yet. Fair enough, I just thought I mention it. If Hocus Pocus 2 shows us nothing else, it shows us just how much Winnie loves her sisters. She gave up eternal life and limitless power just to be with them. Yet Billy would have us believe that this is the same woman who robbed Sarah of her lover and possibly break her sister’s heart, all over a single kiss she shared with the man decades ago?! Seems a little extreme, even for Winifred, doesn’t it? Now, if Billy was a two-timing cheat, his death at Winifred’s hand make a lot more sense. Sure, Winnie can lie to other people, but can she lie to magic itself? She flat out tells Becca and the others that the power spell is HER spell, in that case wouldn’t it make sense that things needed for the spell relate to her as well? Therefore, the head of a lover would be the head of HER lover? As a 300 witch, Winnie would know how this works and when she reads that she needs the head of a lover, she instantly thinks of Billy. Even after Sarah reminds her that Billy was her lover, Winnie doesn’t back down from the idea, or even try to get someone else, that’s because she knew Billy was her lover too. If Winnie was completely crazy and never share his bed; the spell wouldn’t have worked yet it does. Hell, even when she wakes him up in the 1 film, she doesn’t say his name, she says unfaithful lover implying again to her unfaithful lover.

I rest my case: the zombie is a tramp! If I missed something or you think I’m wrong and want to come to Billy’s defense I would love to hear from you.

60 notes - Posted October 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I  HAVE  A NEW THEORY....

Hocus Pocus 2 was a wonderful  movie. Yet my writer’s brain  formed a new theory, it  might be a little crazy but hear me out: I think the book  is in love with Winifred and always was.  Who gave Winnie the spell to come back in 1st movie-the book! SPOILERS FOR HP2- book almost happily floats from Gilbert to Winnie. He aids building an 2nd black flame candle, book won’t leave the cottage until Winnie calls him, just as she told him. He doesn’t want to THAT spell because he knows what it will cost her, that why he goes with Becca. He gives Winifred the spell that undo her mistake because he sees how  much she’s hurting   without her sisters and that tear, it confirms that losing Winifred is the last thing he wanted. Forget   Billy, the book is the love of Winnie’s live. I can’t  believe I’m  even saying this, but the movie made me feel sad for the SPELLBOOK! He has lost the woman he has loves 3 different times and he can’t even speak to tell her he loves her, that’s why Winnie treats him like a child.   It’s been 329 years and he’s still  not over her!   Sorry for the long rant!

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[childersbuhl]

Usual Oral Illness in Adolescents

Teenagers encounter many dental health problems which may need them to see a dental professional or any other health care specialist. Uneven teeth growth is a typical issue and also adolescents with dental braces are a common view. An additional trouble is knowledge teeth removal or the removal of the 3rd molar. Tooth decays are yet one more typical issue in adolescents. Orthodontics is a specialty in dental care which handles adjustment, advancement and also avoidance of uneven teeth, jaw and also bite. Orthodontics additionally assists to fix jaw disorders as well as facial abnormalities. If a basic dentist really feels irregularities in the teenage, he/she will refer the client to an orthodontist. The American Dental Association recommends that every teen over the age of 7 ought to obtain an orthodontic assessment done. Issues which call for orthodontic therapy are crowded or jagged teeth, extra teeth, missing out on teeth, under-bite, overbite, jaw joint condition, and also wrong or misaligned jaw placement. To obtain dental braces or any other orthodontic treatments, the proper age is 10 to fourteen years. Yet no matter the age, the exact same physical as well as organic procedure is utilized in remedying and also relocating the teeth positionings. Dental braces are additionally known as repaired orthodontic devices. There are 3 types of dental braces made use of to move as well as rearrange the teeth. The initial contains braces which are made out of plastic or steel. https://othersidemedia.com/the-complete-guide-to-invisalign-ireland-and-how-its-disrupting-orthodontics/ They are either of tooth shade or clear and are bonded onto the teeth. The second type is the linguistic type of brackets which are attached to the back teeth and also can not be seen while chatting. The 3rd kind is a band. It is a metal band which covers the teeth as well as wraps around the last ones. When adolescents wear dental braces they have to take particular precautions to avoid any more oral health and wellness difficulties. One of the most important preventive measure is to brush the teeth regularly after every meal. Considering that the food can be easily lodged in dental braces, it is a excellent concept to comb thoroughly with soft bristles tooth brush as well as fluoride tooth paste. In the morning, the teenage need to floss between the braces and also teeth. Food packs which are sticky or difficult must be avoided as they are very challenging to remove. Foods like sugar, eat candy, popcorn, and nuts must be avoided. Cleansing must be done by the orthodontist or general dental professional, every 5 to 6 months. The knowledge teeth or 3rd molars can grow in people of the age fifteen to twenty 5. These teeth cause trouble, due to the fact that most of the mouths are as well tiny to readjust brand-new teeth and for this reason they require to be gotten rid of. If the wisdom tooth has place to expand, without affecting other teeth, they can be delegated themselves. But if the adolescent experiences pain, facial swelling, mouth infection and gum-line swelling, after that they ought to be extracted instantly. They can also ruin the second molars and also impact other tooth. Various gum tissue and jaw conditions can be created. There can be a growth advancement; cysts development and also plaque build up. Therefore, a surgery is done to get rid of the tooth or teeth. The periodontal tissue covering the knowledge tooth is removed and the connective tissue linking the tooth to the bone is removed. The tooth is then removed and also the opening is sutured. A basic dental practitioner can perform wisdom tooth surgical treatment in the regional workplace using anesthesia. Five times usual than asthma is tooth cavities. The tooth over the gum line is composed of enamel, the hardest tissue within the body. The tooth listed below the gum-line consist of nerves, origins and also dentin. Dentin is another type of cells and also isn't as hard as the enamel. The acid which causes dental cavity is produced by bacteria. These acids, together with nutritional sugar, connect the enamel and gnaw the minerals within the enamel, up until a dental caries is formed. This is called tooth cavity. The most significant avoidance against dental cavities is cleaning teeth twice a day and even much better, after every meal with fluoride toothpaste and also soft bristle tooth brush. Soft drinks have to be prevented purely and have to be replaced with fruit juices as well as sugary food should be prevented. Consumption of fluoridated water also aids a whole lot or fluoride supplements can be utilized as replacement.

[vitaman-b]

rapid hcs that may or may not go stainst canon too:

- basils skin is not soft!! he works in a garden!! let him get dirty!!

- he is also not weak let him be strong cowards

- u know those two friends who can both pick eachother up? imagine that with basil and kel?? idk why u guys are sleeping on this??

- kel either has a tooth gap or braces

- aubrey has a mole on her cheek. because aubrey reminds me of sasha amphibia. thats it. thats all.

- sunny is small. tiny. i don’t think he grew much. he looks not much taller than omori. he is smol.

- tall basil!, or average height. bc i said so.

- aubrey is averagr height bc i cant imagine her otherwise

- aubrey has a overbite. i said so.

- kel and hero both tall!, but i cant decide whos taller?? maybe like in game the same height but kel grows just another inch?? idk man.

- either way their both tall and literally tower over the others.

- because its comical.

- what are the ponytails men use but their like rlly small?? that eveyone hcs kel with in the future? I agree. He gets that.

- sunny cuts his own hair. aubrey takes care of her own hair. see where im going with this? they work together. profit.

- sunny has no fashion sense. he wears either english schoolboy outfit or just black hoodie. i dont make the rules

- sunny also wears black nail polish. i dont make the rules.

/lh

[b-radley66]

Wonderful art of one of my OCs by @punkzcakes, gifted by my friend, @sl-walker. So much thanks to you both!

Dr. Alyysina Faygan’ii, na Torstan’ii, called Sina, is the older, and she would point out, taller cousin of Dani Faygan, who some of you know. She is a talented surgeon and Zeltron healer, as well as an exiled local politician, known to Dani as ‘Doof’, for a children’s cartoon character, to Dani’s Snork. Part of her exile is that she has picked up a few more chaotic skills. And yes, this is considered a ‘conservative’ business suit among her people, who love and live life to the fullest. She is also exiled from her heart-bonds, Boman Torstan’ii, Chief of State of Zeltros, and Kanylynan na Torstan’ii, Senator for Zeltros and her bond-children and bond-grandchildren.

A little snipped of her description, from an upcoming story:

Draq’ rises from the small curbside table, the smile growing on his craggy features. He holds out both hands as Alyysina Faygan’ii na Torstan’ii’s face is creased by a wide smile, her tiny overbite making it seem even wider. He gazes at her wide-set dark amber eyes, just before he pulls her against his chest. He rests his chin in her brown-streaked blue hair.

She doesn’t know that he knows why she had those brown streaks, a color not usually found in full-blooded Zeltrons. Unlike his daughter, Dani, whose hair was mainly made up of the chestnut color, with the blue streaks of her mother.

Sina had seen how other children on Zeltros had teased Dani for the odd-colored hair. Without hesitation, Sina had poured a bottle of hair color that she had found somewhere over her head in the shower, giving herself that same color, at least for awhile, to the chagrin of her mother and father. She’d kept a bit of it since them, diligently refreshing the streaks that had remained into her natural color.

He’d never been able to tell her how much he had appreciated that simple gesture. He grins against her hair. Of course, both young women had tormented each other relentlessly, from what he’d been told by Alyys, Dani’s mother. But no one else was allowed to.

Draq’ breathes in the scent of her hair, comprised of a mixture of citrus and floral oils, that somehow mixes and clothes her with an entrancing accompaniment to her gift as a Zeltron—the empathic resonance. One that he was sure had been kept under wraps in her visit to the palace for an audience with Queen Breha.

Along with somewhat subdued clothing for her people. A smart pantsuit in gray with a subdued purple stripe. Of course, in keeping with Zeltron traditions of showing their bodies wherever possible, there was no shirt under the blazer, which was only held closed only by a long silver chain.

The trousers as well are extremely low slung on her narrow hips. He pushes her away to gaze into her large eyes. In the times that he’d met Dani’s cousin, he’d always been struck by her life and her vitality. With a curious nature that had made her a sought-after surgeon and talented healer, with a powerful, rarely occurring healing resonance, in addition to the empathic gift that all Zeltrons possessed.

There is still that life in her eyes, but there is also a shadow of something else there. A haunting look of loneliness, of a self-imposed exile. An exile born of a political choice she had made as a member of one of the ruling bodies of the Capitoline Council. A choice that had been the right one, but one that could’ve had a serious impact on the political futures of her heart-bonds—the current Zoetarch, or head of state, and the current Senator, who would soon stand for Zoetarch, as Boman Torstan’ii would be term-limited, at least for a full two-terms, before he could stand again to be selected by his people’s combined resonances.

Draq’ shakes his head, then pulls her in to place his lips on her warm forehead. He reaches down and touches the cluster of silver candlewick leaves on the lapel of her coat, with the standard galactic symbol for the medical profession on it. He smiles gently and nods. “The Order of Eustatia,” he says. “For achievements in medicine. Queen Breha doesn’t just hand those out for showing up, love.”

“Oh, I think it was just laying around, abeeyah-trah’na,” she says in her light voice. His eyebrows rise at the use of the Zeltri words. Father’s brother by bonding.

[palmett-hoes]

Neil hasn't been to a dentist since he was tiny. Mary was probably strict about brushing so maybe they're fine but good lord that poor boy when/if his wisdom teeth show up...

lol it wouldn't surprise me if they ate enough jerky on the run to save him

but yea, they were extremely strict about hygiene, but only like,, hygiene that will kill you. so neil has some slightly sideways hygiene priorities where he cleans his whole body and hair with one bar of soap and he'll wear the same underwear for a week but brushes his teeth religiously

just comes down to different priorities and different access to stuff. once he settles in for his second year w the foxes though they do start to bully him for this, affectionately

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this might be too much of a deep dive and really shows you how much of my time i spend thinking about these characters, but i do have thoughts on what most of the foxes' teeth look like:

neil got lucky he didn't have any MAJOR dental issues but his teeth are still,, not the straightest. most notable is that he has a decent gap between his front teeth. models like slick woods and georgia may jagger are some of my favorite inspos. he also has a small chip on the corner of his right front tooth from an incident where he wacked his head face first on something. and of course, the rest of his teeth aren't pin straight either they're a little crooked and have some slight overlaps in places

andrew's teeth are really bad. he rarely got the chance to go to the dentist, like maybe once when he had a REALLY bad cavity for a long time. he definitely never got the chance to get braces or a retainer or anything. also he's a smoker so his gums aren't the healthiest and his teeth are yellowing. he's got a bit of an overbite and a decent amount of overcrowding, plus a few of his teeth are chipped from getting clocked in fights. most prominent though is that he has impacted canines. when he was on the drugs and smiling all the time it seriously freaked people out

aaron's teeth are like a toned down version of andrew's. he never got braces bc they were too expensive but he did have a retainer that he wore and continues to wear pretty religiously

media stars kevin day and allison reynolds obviously have perfectly straight pearly white teeth. they both had invisilines as teenagers because their appearances were so important. they also both use whitening strips. allison chips a tooth in a game one day and actually chooses to keep it rather than get it fixed

matt's dad the plastic surgeon obviously ensured that his son had perfect teeth. he had the more typical braces though. nicky also had braces. nicky just has braces energy

dan, renee, and seth all never had dental insurance growing up. renee got a lot of work done once she was adopted because her teeth could have caused her actual medical problems. her smile is nice but she has a lot of fillings and has had multiple teeth pulled and even has a couple fake teeth. dan's teeth are crooked but acceptable. she finally got dental through palmetto and uses it as often as possible, but she refuses to get cosmetic work done even when the dentist pushes her on it. seth got lucky and grew in naturally straight teeth and then ruined it by being an impulsive idiot who gets in fights and does dumb shit while drunk and high. so he had to get a couple caps when he finally had dental through the school

[cas-rivaille]

@reinertiddiejuice

hi there! i saw your matchups were open and i couldn't stop myself </3 so i'd like an aot matchup!!

before i start i want to say thank you for doing these matchups :( even though theyre literally matchups with people who dont exist 💔💔  they comfort us so much so thank you for taking the time to do this and i hope you have a wonderful day :D

now hi! im katie! or katherine, (literally no one has ever used that though), i'm straight, afab, and use she/her pronouns. i'm 5'2, have shoulder length dark brown hair with face framing pieces in the front. basically a wolfcut but more with a more 70s feel, i have an overbite and a slight tooth gap which means i can never fully close my mouth </3. i have dark brown cat eyes, tan skin, and plump lips. the best way to describe my style is a tamer phoebe buffay! eccentric!

my mbti is enfp-t, my enneagram is 7w8 and my big 3 are libra sun, gemini moon, and sagittarius rising!

as for my personality i'm a generally upbeat and giddy person! with people im not that close to im usually laid-back but with people i know i can get really loud and just really let loose! i LOVE using cursing at people im close to. its a form of endearment for me. dont ask me why i dont know either but i just know that i feel safe around someone when i start cursing at them. im a scatterbrain like ive rewritten this so many times just so everything is easier for you to read RIPPP i get insecure at times and im kinda stubborn too its hard for me to get out of that mindset without someone realllyyy pushing me to do better dont ask me how im getting over it now...im not. which is why id like someone who is patient with me </3 and doesnt get mad at why am feeling a certain way. but id like to say im optimistic cause even though im feeling bad, i know in the future ill get better, i just have to work through this.

now im an artistic and expressive person. i love singing and acting! especially with acting, for some reason, pretending to be someone else grounds me in a way? i have no idea how to explain it but after ive finished a monologue, i always feel so calm and so in tune with myself. i also LOVE getting to know peoples little quirks and interests. no matter how "weird" they deem it (within reasoning ofc) i love getting to know what makes people happy! i also get really excited over little things. both literally and figuratively. i love tiny objects which is why the secret world of arriety is my fave studio ghibli movie hAHAHA theyre just so cute and tiny :( and the way you have to handle each item with such care because theyre so small just warms my heart. i also want a ferret. like as a pet. theyre literally the perfect animal theyre so small but theyre energetic MANNNN THATS ALL I WANT THEYD BE SO MUCH FUN TO PLAY WITH. i also adore handmade items. whatever it is, from a cake to a stuffed animal, i love handmade things cause you can see the love and care they put into making it. it doesn't have to be perfect, hell it's better if it isnt because you can see the humanity in the item, you can see that a human being actually made this and it rly does warm my heart :(( 

now for relationships, its the little things that matter the most to me. if they remembered a small detail i told them, or if they make sure to do something because they know i'll like it, it's just the small details that get me because that means they're really listening and really do care about me.more often than not you'll find me spaced out and find that ive slipped into my imagination again. i do love my little world of scenarios ive created in my head but thats cause i like it more than the present but i know i only do that cause i dont have someone who im reallllyyy close to and someone who i can talk to and be present with so i think once i get into a relationship ill want to spend most of my time with them because they make the present a little more bareable :)

i hope that was enough info for you to work with!! pls take your time!! i'm not in a rush but also if you don't want to do it that's fine :D i wish you the best <3

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HI OMG THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST !! ITS MY FIRST AOT ONE I HOPE YOU LIKE IT !!

also this is my first time responding to a submission i hope i did it right !!

on another quick note, i love doing requests n matchups n hcs so feel free to ask anytime !! also i totally agree ik me personally i always love fictional character stuff and when i get matchups that i asked my serotonin goes NYOOM

okay so i'm assuming you won't hate me because based off your username i don't think you will, but i got SERIOUS reiner vibes from you. and here's why:

- ik you said you like small things and this totally counteracts it bc reiner is just huge in every aspect,, but like you'd be the small one now and idk i feel like the size difference is s o cute

- reiner loves that you let loose around him and as much as he's a kind loving doting himbo when it comes to you, he would so be down to have a roast war

- HE THINKS YOUR TOOTH GAP IS SO CUTE AHAJSHSHS

- knows you can be scatter brained so he leaves you little notes in places you'll find them and sometimes it's just like "remember to drink water :)"

- he would get you a ferret and the two of you would name it together🥺

- reiner knows you like handmade stuff and he would literally take EVERY opportunity to do smth for you

- hungry ? suddenly he's made your favorite food. tired ? oh look at that there's a knitted blanket on your bed with your name on it that reiner started making whenever you left because he took it up as a hobby and wanted to make you smth

- MUSIC DATES

- everything from playlists to singing and dancing in your room

- if you need an acting buddy, you got one, it's reiner

- PLEASE GIVE HIM CUDDLES HE WOULD BE SO HAPPY TO BE SNUGGLY W YOU

- mmm falling asleep on his chest

- if you spaced out w him he'd let you be in your world or he'd smile and hold hands w you to bring you back :)

- he's such a good listener and is v patient w you

- overall, giant good boi and smol energetic bean duo

- he loves you sm

a/n: I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT ITS MY FIRST AOT REQUEST BUT I HOPE I GET MORE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT AND REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER <3

- cas :)

[imekitty]

Please.... tell us more about your cat

His name is Oliver! He had a rough start to his life but is doing great now!

My mom rescues cats, and Oliver was found outside living in a colony with many other cats. He was about five weeks old, and it appeared that some other cat had attacked him. His front leg was broken and he had blood coming from his mouth when my mom brought him home. We splinted his leg with a popsicle stick and bottle fed him since he was mostly immobile and lethargic when we first got him, just a very sick little kitty. There was some concern that his leg would have to be amputated since he was so tiny, but it healed fine! You can’t even tell it was ever broken now. He developed an abscess in his lower jaw from the attack he suffered, and so now his lower jaw appears to be underdeveloped. He has a cute but noticeable overbite because of it, and his lower teeth are crooked in a V shape. Once he was able to eat on his own, we still had to force feed him with a bottle sometimes because he would fall into a weird comatose state if he didn’t eat, like his body would just get really cold and he’d be completely unresponsive, like he just didn’t see, hear, or feel anything. He had some sort of upper respiratory virus too, like his eyes kept watering and gunking up and he was sniffly and sneezy, so that took a few weeks to clear up. And then he also had terrible breath, but we discovered it was because one of his back teeth was severely decayed after the attack. The tooth was removed and his bad breath cleared up immediately.

Now about a year later since all of that, he is very healthy and playful. His quirks include jumping up on my lap when I use the bathroom, sitting on the bathtub ledge between the shower curtain and liner while I take a shower, and stretching himself across my neck and upper chest while I sleep so I wake up with a bunch of fluffy fur in my face. He also makes this cute squeaky chirp sound when he wants attention.