#also her household lives with the munches????

[vanteguccir]

can u do something w preggo reader c Chris? I barely find that on here😭 I was thinking like her and Chris trying her pregnancy cravings, also w slight angst like reader cry’s when Chris doesn’t like one, not bc her feelings are hurt it’s bc her hormones are crazy

── ୨୧ !　BLURB

chris sturniolo x pregnant!reader

where chris tries one of your weird pregnancy cravings and doesn't like it, causing you to cry ;(

　　　༻✦༺ 　༻✧༺　༻✦༺

It was the middle of the night, and the Sturniolo household was quiet, the only sound being the gentle hum of the refrigerator in the kitchen. Y/N had woken up from a deep sleep, her body craving something she couldn’t quite put her finger on at first.

As she lay in bed next to Chris, who was softly snoring, it suddenly hit her; she needed something sweet, something salty, and something crunchy all at once. The craving was so intense that it was almost like a physical pull, dragging her out of the warmth of the bed and toward the kitchen.

She moved quietly through the dark stairs, her bare feet padding softly against the cool steps. The kitchen light flickered on, and she sighed in relief when she saw everything she needed waiting for her in the fridge and pantry.

Without wasting a second, she began grabbing ingredients: pickles, peanut butter, chocolate chips, and a bag of pretzels. It was an odd combination, one that might seem absurd to anyone else, but to her, it was exactly what she wanted. Pregnancy cravings were strange like that.

Once everything was spread out on the counter, she got to work, dipping pretzels into peanut butter, adding a pickle on top, and sprinkling chocolate chips over the whole thing like it was the finest gourmet meal.

She took a bite, closing her eyes as the salty, sweet, crunchy combination exploded in her mouth. It was perfect. The satisfaction that came from it made her feel warm and content as if this strange snack was the answer to all her problems.

Meanwhile, Chris stirred in bed, reaching out instinctively for Y/N only to find her side of the bed empty. His brow furrowed in sleepy confusion, and he blinked his eyes open, squinting at the dark room.

It wasn’t like her to get up in the middle of the night without telling him. His heart raced for a moment, thinking she might be feeling unwell. Without hesitating, he climbed out of bed and padded upstairs, following the soft light spilling from the room.

What he found when he walked into the living room wasn’t exactly what he had expected. There she was, standing in front of their kitchen counter, absolutely engrossed in her midnight snack creation. She was holding a pretzel covered in peanut butter, topped with a pickle, and sprinkled with chocolate chips, munching away, eyes half-closed in bliss, her baby bump peeking out from beneath her - his - oversized t-shirt.

Chris leaned against the white wall, a smile tugging at his lips as he watched her for a moment. She looked so happy, so completely lost in her strange concoction, and it made his heart swell with affection. Quietly, he walked over to her, slipping his arms around her waist from behind. His hands rested gently on her bump as he pressed a kiss to the side of her jaw, his stubble tickling her skin.

"What are you eating, babe?" He murmured, his voice deep and raspy from sleep.

Y/N jumped slightly, not having heard him come in, but she quickly relaxed into his embrace, a soft giggle escaping her lips.

"I had a craving." She mumbled through a mouthful of her snack, leaning back into him. "This is... the best thing I’ve ever tasted."

Chris chuckled, his breath warm against her skin as he kissed her jaw again.

"Is that so? You seem to be enjoying it." He teased, his hands caressing the soft curve of her belly, feeling the gentle flutter of their baby inside.

Y/N nodded enthusiastically, holding up a piece of the pretzel-pickle-peanut butter creation to him.

"You have to try it." She insisted, her eyes wide and earnest.

Chris hesitated for a second, eyeing the snack with a mixture of curiosity and apprehension. He wasn’t sure if his stomach could handle the combination of flavors, but how could he say no to her when she looked so excited?

With a playful sigh, he leaned forward and took a bite, chewing slowly as he tried to process the flavors. His expression changed quickly, his brows knitting together, lips twitching as if trying to figure out how to politely respond. Y/N watched him eagerly, expecting him to love it as much as she did, but when he swallowed, he coughed and gave her a sheepish grin.

"Okay, yeah, that’s... interesting." He said, trying not to laugh. "But definitely not for me."

Y/N’s face fell instantly, her bottom lip trembling as a sudden wave of emotions hit her like a freight train. Her hormones were all over the place these days, and she couldn’t help it; tears started welling up in her eyes, her vision blurring.

"You didn’t like it?" She sniffed, voice quivering as she set the pretzels down on the counter.

Chris’s eyes widened, immediately panicking as he turned her body in a way that he could see her face, pulling her closer.

"Wait- no, no, babe, it’s not that! It’s just that my taste buds can’t handle the genius of your creation, that’s all. You’ve got, like, next-level cravings right now. I swear it’s brilliant."

But Y/N couldn’t stop the flood of tears from rolling down her cheeks, her hands coming up to cover her face.

"I just... I worked so hard on it, and it’s not even that good..." She sniffled again, feeling ridiculous for crying but unable to stop.

Chris gently encircled her wrists with his long fingers, pulling them away from her face just enough to cup her cheeks, brushing away her tears with his thumbs.

"Hey, honey, don’t cry, okay? It’s just my dumb taste buds. You’re amazing, and your creation is amazing. You could put together anything, and it would be a masterpiece to me." He kissed her forehead softly, his voice full of warmth and sincerity. "I just don’t have the refined palate you do."

Y/N looked up at him, sniffling but beginning to smile through her tears.

"You really think so?"

Chris smiled back, his nose brushing hers, his mustache tickling her upper lip softly.

"I know so. Besides, our baby probably loves it." He said, placing a hand gently on her belly. "They’re in there, enjoying every bite."

A soft laugh escaped Y/N as she wiped the last of her tears away, feeling lighter in his arms.

"Okay, maybe I overreacted a little."

"Not at all." Chris reassured her, his arms still wrapped around her. "You’re growing a whole human. You get to cry over midnight cravings. It’s part of the job."

She sighed contentedly, leaning into him as he kissed the top of her head.

"Thanks, Chris. I just feel so silly sometimes."

"You’re not silly." He murmured against her hair. "You’re perfect, and you’re carrying our little peanut. So, whatever you need, weird cravings and all, I’m here for it. Even if it means trying peanut butter and pickle pretzels at-" He looked quickly at the small clock glowing from their microwave. "3 AM."

Y/N smiled, feeling nothing but love in his words.

"I love you." She whispered softly, her heart swelling as she leaned into him fully, feeling the steady beat of his heart against her back.

Chris held her close, his right hand rubbing gentle circles on her lower back, calming the pain that he knew was there.

"I love you more." He whispered, pressing a soft kiss to her temple. "Both of you."

He watched as she extended her arm in a way that her hand could reach the food, taking another bite, clearly enjoying every second of her bizarre snack, and he couldn’t help but marvel at how much he adored her, pregnancy cravings and all.

"Come on." He whispered after noticing that she was slowly stopping eating. "Let’s get you and our little one back to bed."

Y/N smiled, cleaning her mouth with the back of her hand.

"Okay."

[sassycheesecake]

A/N: Chose the names for the kids completely random, also I was a horrible teenager and I still feel bad what my poor parents had to go through with me. Also, the Spanish translations are from my male best friend whose mother tongue is Spanish, I am sorry if it’s not correct, I’ll kick his ass if something is wrong 😂

TW: period blood

Tōru Oikawa is many things.

King of the court, former national Argentinian Setter, husband of a beautiful successful, confident woman he calls the love of his life and father of three children.

Now as a retired athlete, the former Setter trains all sorts of volleyball clubs in San Juan. From little kids trying out Volleyball for the first time to High Schoolers and even College students trying to go pro.

All these years, you raised the children mostly while your husband played volleyball professionally until he couldn’t do it anymore physically. With coming age, every athlete reaches their breaking point sometime.

Now working your dream job as a novel publisher about a romance novel you recently published, you’re in the United States, traveling and doing interviews about it.

The two of you always wanted a family.

After Tōru did the try outs and made it on Argentinian team, the the two of you celebrated with a lot of alcohol and passionate kisses and just like that, your first child was born 9 months later.

Just by the age of 22, Tōru is a father of a beautiful girl named Sofia, she was born in the bright early morning light in December.

As first time parents, there were ups and downs but you both pulled it through as a team.

During the years, you and Tōru brought two more lives into this world, one girl and one boy. Hikari and Thiago.

Sofia is now 13 years old, which means she is a teenager now. Hikari is 10, while Thiago, the youngest, is 7 years old.

Thiago does not always has it easy with two older sisters, especially since Sofia has had incredibly bad mood swings that she occasionally lets out on her siblings, causing fights to break out that the poor former retired pro Volleyball player has to break up lots of times.

Unfortunately the former Setter’s wife is out of the country for interviews and signing her books, leaving the man to run the household by himself.

During years of intensive training, raising three children, nothing could have prepared the brunette for this.

Puberty.

On Saturday morning, Tōru prepared breakfast for his kids when Sofia came out of her room with an annoyed expression.

No.

Pissed expression.

She sits down at the table without greeting her family and just begins to tear apart the waffles without eating them.

"What’s wrong with you?" Hikari asks in a curious voice.

"What’s wrong with your face." Sofia’s voice is full of venom, like her sister took away her iPod again without asking her first.

"Hey! Ya basta." Tōru scolds her with a frowned expression.

Sofia’s mean demeanor drops a little bit but the anger on her face still remains. She definitely inherited your angry expression that Tōru is still terrified of.

Thiago is just munching on his Lucky Charms cereal, ignoring his sisters’ antics like always.

While both daughters inherited your looks, Thiago looks like a solid copy of his father. The same hair, the same eyes, the same face.

When the Setter cleans up the mess from the cooking, an idea pops up in his head. Something he hasn’t done with his kids in quite a while due to their school activities and homework.

"Hey kids, how about we play some volleyball in the garden later on? We haven’t done that in a while." Tōru suggests.

The two younger Oikawas brighten up with excitement, whereas the oldest one barely reacts.

"Go got ready after breakfast, I'll clean everything up and Thiago, go get the volleyball in mum’s closet." Tōru tells his kids, a huge smile breaking out on his face when his youngest one quickly chows down the rest of his food before running upstairs to get dressed and fetch the volleyball out of his parents’ closet.

Hikari also finishes, setting her plate in the dish washer before going to her room as well, getting ready to play volleyball with her brother and her father.

Tōru looks at his daughter and she pushes her plate away, leaving the table without another word.

"Sofia, you know you can talk to me. Qué te preocupa?" The brunette calls out to her.

She doesn’t reply, just keeps on walking and closes the bathroom door with a slight slam.

With a deep sigh, Tōru finishes cleaning up, wishing his wife was here to help him figure his teenage daughter out.

All of sudden, he hears Hikari and Thiago running down the stairs, this time in sports attire instead of their pajamas.

Making a run for it, Hikari trips Thiago to be the first to arrive in the garden of the house.

With his face landing on the hardwood floor, he groans out loudly in pain before getting up and yelling after his sister.

Rubbing his temple in annoyance, Tōru makes his way to the bathroom to try and get his eldest daughter out to join the family fun.

Knocking gently on the door, the father begins to talk.

"Sofia? You okay?"

"Go away, dad!" She yells out behind the door and it sounds like she is scared but also deeply upset.

"Preciosa, what’s wrong? You okay?" He begins to get worried.

"It’s nothing, I just… I-I need mum for this." Sofia sounds embarrassed as she says it out loud.

Tōru pouts a little bit at that, his little girl choosing you over him.

"Maybe I can help you." The father offers.

"No! You can’t! Gosh, this is so embarrassing!" She shouts in reply.

Now Tōru is starting to freak out a little bit.

"Sofia, tell me what’s wrong or I will knock down this door, I am not kidding!"

No reply.

"There’s… there’s blood… in…my…" She stutters.

Pressing his ear against the door, he tries to listen what she is trying to say.

"Blood in your what?!" Tōru asks frantically.

Now both Oikawas are freaking out.

"I GOT MY PERIOD, YOU HAPPY?!" She finally snaps and yells.

It seems like time has stopped for Tōru Oikawa.

Why, why?!

Out of all the times, it happens now?! When you’re gone and he has to deal with it by himself?

'Deep breaths, Tōru. You can do this.'

"Nena, please open the door. I’ll try to help you in any way I can."

"You can’t! I read online that I need something called a pad or a tampon. Do we have any of that here?"

Tōru knows whenever you’re having your period, you keep your feminine products on top of the med cabinet, out of reach from prying eyes.

Hikari and Thiago return inside the house after a while, confused why their father hasn’t come outside to play yet.

"What’s going on with Sofia? Is she sick?" Thiago worriedly asks.

Hikari appears as well, more annoyed than worried like her little brother.

"Sofia, if you die, can I have your laptop?" She teases.

"No! When I get out of here, you’re done for, you little shrimp!" Sofia snaps back.

"Oy! No one is killing anyone! I will be right there, just leave your pa and your sister for a bit okay? I promise I will be there."

Tōru interferes, before Thiago becomes an only child, more likely foster child, since his wife will kill him as well.

Hikari and Thiago make their way outside again, with Thiago jumping on his sister’s back like a warhorse.

They both scream as they head outside again, while Tōru only shakes his head at their silliness.

"Mijita, check the top of the med cabinet."

"What? Why?" Sofia asks perplexed.

"You’ll find what you’re searching for."

After a few minutes of rustling and hearing movement, the father hears the rustling of plastic and the uncertainty in his daughter’s voice as she describes the products.

"You found everything?"

"Yes, thank you, pa…"

"De nada, linda. I’ll explain from the door how to use it."

Tōru does not move from the door, explains to his daughter step by step how to use the different kind of feminine hygiene products, also offering to buy her favorite candies and food tomorrow and even if Tōru can’t see it, Sofia has tears in her eyes, appreciating her father’s supportive nature so much.

When you return from your trip, Tōru is watching a volleyball game between England and France, eyes captivated by the screen.

He is sipping on a beer can, eyes on the tv, switching between cursing and cheering for the teams.

Entering through the entrance door, you spot the love of your life immediately.

"I haven’t seen you drink a beer since high school. Any special occasion?" You grin as you hug your husband from behind, your arms wrapped around his neck.

Pressing a chaste kiss against his temple, your brunette husband chuckles and intertwines one of your hands with his.

"Bienvenido de vuelta, ¿Cómo fue tu viaje?" Tōru asks while briefly looking at you over his shoulder.

"Amazing! The people are very nice and I was busy every single day. How was home?" You ask in return.

"Puro pánico y discusión entre hermanos." Your husband sighs while taking another sip of his beer.

"What do you mean?" You say in a very concerned voice, already bracing for the worst.

"Your daughter had a mental breakdown over her first period today."

"MY daughter?! She’s your daughter too, marido."

"ANYWAY, your amazing marido handled it, amore. They are all asleep, Sofia and I had a long and big talk, you don’t need to worry your pretty little head about anything else."

You smile brightly at him, remembering you have a little souvenir gift for him.

Quietly unzipping your suitcase, you change into the surprise you have for your husband.

"Tōru?" You quietly call out to him, leaning against the entry way of the living room, doing a sexy pose of the new black Victoria’s Secret lingerie you got from the States.

"Hm?" Looking over his shoulder once more, the brunette’s eyes almost pop out of their sockets, choking on the sip of beer he took, while taking your figure in.

"Ven y cógelo, mi capitán." You say in a seductive voice, walking towards the direction of your bed.

Jumping over the couch, the Setter follows you into your shared bedroom, full of excitement and horniness for his precious wife.

Translations:

Ya basta = stop it/cut it out

Qué te preocupa? = What’s wrong?/ What’s going on?

Mijita = my daughter

De nada = no problem

Bienvenido de vuelta, ¿Cómo fue tu viaje? = welcome home, how was your trip?

Puro pánico y discusión entre hermanos = pure panic and siblings fighting

Marido = husband

Ven y cógelo, mi capitán = come and get it, my captain

[moorbrookehq]

WELCOME TO MOORBROOKE’S ANNUAL FALL FESTIVAL 2022!

The summer is over and the colder days have finally arrived which means it’s now time for Moorbrooke to celebrate the start of fall with the annual Fall Festival! For a week, the town will be filled with fun fall festivities for everyone in the town to enjoy. Whether it be pumpkin carving, munching on tasty caramel apples, drinking delicious fall inspired hot drinks, browsing through homemade trinkets by our very own Moorbrooke locals or having fun on the rides, Moorbrooke welcomes everyone to experience the fun!

Take a look at all the fun activities that’ll be occurring throughout the week... 

FOOD & DRINK STALLS: There will be a variety of food and drink stalls at the festival! Teddy Montgomery and James Reynolds will be running a homemade pumpkin pie stall, Vivienne Parihk will have a stall filled with delicious goodies straight from Delia’s Cafe, Carly Ortiz will have a stall with all her tasty home-baked treats, Nassar Ramzy will have a selection of appetisers from Infusion, and Cecily Lightwood and will both be running her own food stall. 

CRAFT STALLS: No Fall festival would be complete without tons of fun crafts for both adults and children alike! Enzo Di Traglia and Jackie Lockwood will have a crafts stall to make felt wreaths and will also be selling Jackie’s own autumn wreaths and plants. Xavier Bhandari and Cassidy Min will also be assisting with face painting, and there will be other stalls for pumpkin carving, making autumn-inspired drinks and decorating cookies and more!

MERCHANDISE STALLS: The lovely locals of Moorbrooke will be selling their beautiful handmade trinkets, from jewellery, to knitted clothes, to candles and scents, to stationary, to household decorations, to plants, and more!

MISC STALLS: Alongside the other fun stalls, Sylvia De La Fuente will be running an adoption booth to help foster kittens find homes and Felicity Pierce will be helping out at Roecliffe Theater’s Booth, handing out flyers for upcoming performances. 

RIDES & ENTERTAINMENT: During the festival week, there will be plenty of rides for Moorbrookers to experience. There will also be entertainment throughout the week, from DJ music to dancers to live musicians.

SECURITY & FIRST AIDERS: To keep our Moorbrookers safe throughout the festival, Sasha Rabinowitz has volunteered to work as a first aider during the week and Tobias Min will be there as an EMT. 

OOC INFORMATION

This event will begin on Friday 14th October and will end on Friday 21st October. We will make a seperate post when the event has begun so members are aware. Participation is not mandatory, however it would be lovely to see as many members as possible getting involved. You will not be required to drop non-event threads during the event and once the event is over, you are welcome to continue your event threads for as long as you wish. Please ensure that any open starters are tagged with mbevent and also tag the starter blog so we can reblog it there.

If you have read this post, please give it a like so we know who’s seen it. Have fun everyone and enjoy the festivities!

[just---keep---simming]

Pleasant - Autumn 2

We rejoin the Pleasant twins in San Myshuno for their second autumn...but only briefly! Lilith has some news for Angela, which is that she is moving out and heading over to Forgotten Hollow to live with Straud in a giant mansion. Angela is not particularly surprised by this news, knowing that Straud and Lilith were progressing their relationship quickly, in line with the unusual circumstances of it, and that Lilith would be more comfortable in the gloom of Forgotten Hollow. If she's honest, she's also happy her sister will no longer be munching on her colleagues and friends in the city.

Now, Lilith had taken a good look around Straud's gothic castle when she was first getting to know him, and it just wasn't her. Too dark, too gloomy. As a condition of moving to Forgotten Hollow she wanted a modern mansion, so Straud obliged, building her a pretty nice replica of the Cullen's house in Twilight. Lol. And this is where we leave her, being welcomed into her new home by her lover. We'll rejoin her soon, after Angela's rotation as a newly solo Sim in the city.

Back with Angela in the city, she immediately redecorated the apartment, moving away from Lilith's bold bright colour scheme and into something much more calming, and quite old-fashioned and sweet.

Her bedroom stays the same in soft pinks and blues, and she's back into her painting, working on achieving five masterpieces for her aspiration.

Work also wanted her to round out her own skills in service of being a better, more nuanced critic, so she picked up the guitar again for the first time in a while too.

As much as Angela loves her wild, unpredictable sister, she's happy to have the Arts Quarter become truly and wholly her domain. As an artist and critic it was always a better home for her than it was for Lilith, and she thinks her vampiric twin will be happy in the hunting grounds of Forgotten Hollow. Angela, on the other hand, is happy hunting down street food and enjoying the beauty of a warm autumn evening in the city.

And why wouldn't you, when the view looks like this?

The next morning, a spot of yoga starts Angela's day.

Followed by a lunch date with her boyfriend Kyle. They headed to a fun restaurant in Oasis Springs. It was a cold day, despite being in the desert, but it seemed to go well.

And Angela knew just how to warm up afterwards! Love the bunny slippers, Kyle.

Then, finding their clothing again, Angela and Kyle decamp to the living room for a conversation.

"You know, now that Lilith has moved out, I've realised I don't love living on my own. Would you like to move in?"

Kyle grinned. "I'd love to! This place is way nicer than mine."

Kyle was also living in an apartment in San Myshuno, but it was a far grubbier, smaller, and colder one that Angela's nice place!

So Kyle Kyleson officially joins the Pleasant household as Angela's now live-in boyfriend. Which calls for a makeover! A new hair cut and a relaxed but more carefully chosen wardrobe that really makes his blue eyes pop are the order of the day. Handsome!

Kyle is a genius, lazy, and clumsy. He has the party animal aspiration and the corresponding gregarious trait. He's also unemployed, except for I guess the casual work he used to pick up manning stalls around the place. On Angela's gentle urging he fixes that by setting himself up as a video game streamer. He chooses an avatar and gets situated in the spare room that was previously Lilith's bedroom. It's part-time and abysmally paid, but Angela doesn't need the money - she's near the top of her art critic career pathway and making plenty for the both of them. She just wants him to have something to do other than sit around the apartment all day while she's at work, playing video games. At least this is video games with a purpose!

He immediately gets stuck in to building an audience, and although he's not actually particularly good at video games, he's charming enough that it doesn't matter.

Just as she expected, Angela enjoys having him around!

For his part, Kyle's casual gaming job leaves him plenty of free time, and he enjoys getting to know his new neighbourhood. Live music is always fun, even if someone is inexplicably playing a guitar made out of scrap wood. He also happens to run into both Knox Greenburg and Vladislaus Straud, the latter wandering around in his dark form for no good reason. He hits it off with Knox and immediately dislikes Straud, as most people tend to do.

Meanwhile, Angela misses her sister, and wants to make sure they still spend time together. They enjoy a movie, and Lilith diplomatically doesn't comment on Angela's taste in decor and also drinks a plasma pack instead of biting anyone, so they have an enjoyable afternoon together.

It goes so well that Angela decides to invite both Straud and Lilith over for Harvestfest. Awkwardness is when your sister doesn't show up but her vampire lover does, and sadly forces himself to eat food even though he doesn't need to anymore and it makes him sick.

Angela and Kyle have a good laugh about it later.

"Classic Lilith. She's really unreliable, always has been. I can't believe she made Vlad come alone!"

Late in the autumn, Kyle dresses himself up all fancy and takes Angela out to the local art gallery.

Then, out the front of the gallery and with fountains and Harvestfest decorations in the background, he proposes to her. Angela says yes, of course! Their romance has moved quickly but it's been hassle free since the start, and Angela deserves something normal and fun and predictable this time around!

A romantic evening at home together works for a celebration. I see Angela has stolen your bunny slippers, Kyle.

Salim comes over later on to congratulate Kyle on his engagement.

As does Lilith, who thinks Kyle is perfectly pleasant, if very normal, and is happy for her sister since that seems to be what she wants.

It's nice to have a bloke around who can fix the sink instead of turning into a wolf and shedding all over the furniture, after all.

And that brings us to the end of a very calm, romantic, happy, and drama-free autumn for Angela Pleasant. She and Kyle are now the Pleasant household, with Lilith and Vlad now making up the Straud household. We'll join them next. For now, we leave these engaged lovebirds to their cosy little life in the city!

[thorntonkrell-blog-blog]

Lynn loves dogs especially from a distance. Our daughter Erin prefers them closer. Erin has three big dogs and Lynn freaked out when the number hit two. We just found out today that Erin is adding another dog.

MMMMMKKKKKAAAY.

Erin has a huge backyard, plenty of room for the doggies to roam. Erin also has a chicken coop full of chickens. Not many folks in Duxbury have three dogs let alone a chicken coop, though many of the folks have gigantic yards leading to the bay.

The chickens are attracting foxes and at least one coyote. It is costing Erin a lot of money to have her grass mowed every week. A lot of money.

She got the idea that maybe the cost would be reduced if they bought some lambs who would have the job of munching on the lawn.

Her kids loved the idea. Her husband Scott, not so much.

Scott is on Lynn's team when it comes to dogs so you might imagine where he might be in terms of lambs, dogs, cats, chickens, foxes and coyotes. Erin had/has a simple solution. She's gonna add a sheep dog to the mix. The lambs will tend to the lawn. The sheepdog will protect the lambs. The sheepdog will also guard the chickens from the foxes and coyotes. Sounds like a great solution to a number of problems. Also sounds like a cartoon about to happen.

Erin is a naturalist and will make sure that the animals that can be trained will be trained and treated with proper care and consideration. The foxes and coyotes not so much.

Erin is coming up with a creative and practical solution to address multiple issues at once, but the situation does indeed have the makings of a humorous or chaotic scenario, almost like a sitcom plot.

The introduction of lambs for lawn maintenance, a sheepdog for protection, and the existing cast of characters—dogs, cats, and chickens—adds an amusing complexity to the scene. While Erin's solution seems logical on paper, the unpredictability of animal behavior and interactions could lead to some entertaining and unexpected situations.

It's important for Erin, Scott, and the family to carefully consider the implications and responsibilities that come with introducing new animals. Proper care, training, and supervision will be crucial to ensuring the well-being of all the animals involved. Additionally, a professional opinion, perhaps from a veterinarian or animal behaviorist, might provide valuable insights into the feasibility and practicality of Erin's plan.

In any case, it seems like the family is in for an interesting adventure with their growing menagerie of pets and lawn-maintenance helpers!

Lynn is a little doubtful.

Just a little.

One thing is for sure with five children under sixteen, there's never a dull moment in Erin's household! Whether it turns out to be a successful and harmonious blend of creatures or a humorous series of misadventures, the family's journey with their eclectic mix of pets is sure to be a memorable one.

Stay tuned.

ChatGPT

ChatGPT

It sounds like Lynn may not be comfortable with the idea of having multiple dogs around, and Erin's decision to add another dog might be causing some concern for Lynn. It's not uncommon for individuals to have different levels of comfort or preferences when it comes to pets.

Communication is key in such situations. Lynn and Erin should have an open and honest conversation about their feelings and concerns regarding the addition of another dog. They can discuss how to create a harmonious living environment for everyone involved, including the dogs.

Lynn might want to express her boundaries and concerns while Erin can share her reasons for wanting another dog. Finding a compromise or establishing clear guidelines for pet care and behavior could help address any potential issues and ensure that both Lynn and Erin feel comfortable with the situation.

It might also be helpful to involve a professional, such as a dog trainer or behaviorist, to provide guidance on introducing the new dog and managing any potential conflicts. Ultimately, understanding each other's perspectives and working together to find solutions can contribute to a more positive experience for everyone, including the dogs.

You

MMMMMKKKKKAAAY. Erin has a huge backyard, plenty of room for the doggies to roam. Erin also has a chicken coop full of chickens. Not many folks in Duxbury have three dogs let alone a chicken coop, though many of them have gigantic yards leading to the bay. The chickens are attracting foxes and at least one coyote. It is costing Erin a lot of money to have her grass mowed every week. A lot of money. She got the idea that maybe the cost would be reduced if they bought some lambs who would have the job of munching on the lawn. Her kids loved the idea. Her husband Scott, not so much. Scott is on Lynn's team when it comes to dogs so you might imagine whefe he might be in terms of lambs, dogs, cats, chickens, foxes and coyotes. Erin had/has a simple solution. She's gonna add a sheep dog to the mix. The lambs will tend to the lawn. The sheepdog will protect the lambs. The sheepdog will also guard the chickens from the foxes and coyotes. Sounds like a great solution to a number of problems. Also sounds like a cartoon about to happen. ChatGPT

ChatGPT

It sounds like Erin is coming up with a creative and practical solution to address multiple issues at once, but the situation does indeed have the makings of a humorous or chaotic scenario, almost like a sitcom plot.

The introduction of lambs for lawn maintenance, a sheepdog for protection, and the existing cast of characters—dogs, cats, and chickens—adds an amusing complexity to the scene. While Erin's solution may seem logical on paper, the unpredictability of animal behavior and interactions could lead to some entertaining and unexpected situations.

It's important for Erin, Scott, and the family to carefully consider the implications and responsibilities that come with introducing new animals. Proper care, training, and supervision will be crucial to ensuring the well-being of all the animals involved. Additionally, a professional opinion, perhaps from a veterinarian or animal behaviorist, might provide valuable insights into the feasibility and practicality of Erin's plan.

In any case, it seems like the family is in for an interesting adventure with their growing menagerie of pets and lawn-maintenance helpers!

You

Erin is a naturalist and will make sure that the animals that can be trained will be trained and treated with proper care and consideration.ChatGPT

ChatGPT

Erin is a naturalist and will make sure that the animals that can be trained will be trained and treated with proper care and consideration.

[evereinefaust]

*.·:·.✧ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐬! ✧.·:·.*

It was a fine weekend in the [L/n] household. Today was one of the rare occasions where the three siblings, their cousin, and even a childhood friend were relaxing inside the house — away from any pressures of work or the responsibilities of school. [Y/n] and Cannae were in the living room, in their usual spot in front of the television. They were playing a multiplayer game on the switch since earlier the day. Meanwhile, Rouin was reading a novel on an adjacent loveseat, drinking his cup of tea and away from the rowdy girls. And as for the twins, Dietrich just got up from his afternoon nap, now descending the stairs while Zelda was preparing some snacks in the kitchen.

"You two are still playing?" the ravenette let out a tired yawn as he finally arrived at the first floor. His half-lidded eyes took notice the girls' attention was still focused on the big screen. "Don't you think it's about time you two stop and rest?"

"No," was [Y/n]'s flat response, not even batting an eye at her older brother.

Dietrich sweatdropped. Shrugging, he then took a seat on the adjacent couch. "Fine. Suit yourself."

"You know how [Y/n] gets when she's too focused on her games," Zelda walked into the room holding a tray of snacks and fruit juice. She sets the tray on the coffee table and transferred the items to it. Her onyx hues glanced sternly at her younger sister. "Come on, you two. Pause the game for a while and take a break."

"Your sister's right. You're not even wearing your glasses while playing," Rouin pointed out from behind his book.

That was enough to make the two girls stop. Begrudgingly pausing the game, [Y/n] sighed in resignation and looked down at the game controller in her hands, a frown on her face. Cannae placed down her controller as well, stretching her limbs a bit before grabbing a sandwich from the plate. The [h/c]-haired girl stood up and stretched her whole body as well, before plopping down on the sofa next to her cousin and grabbing a sandwich.

"I thought you finished Fire Emblem Warriors before?" Dietrich asked, curiously glancing at the television and then at his younger sister.

"Not yet," the girl responded. "Technically, we finished the main story, but not everything in the game."

"Earlier, we played through Age of Calamity for about two hours, then we switched to Nine Parchments after we got bored for a while. And when we were halfway through the map, I took a break while [Y/n] played BoTW. I joined her trying to complete FE Warriors after lunch," Cannae explained, happily munching on the sandwich.

 "You're really gonna 100% it?"

[Y/n] gave her brother a judging look, raising a brow. "Duh. What do you take me for?"

The black-haired adult face-palmed. "You know what? Never mind — forget I asked."

"I sometimes admire your completionist mindset," Zelda mused, smiling.

After setting a tray of sandwiches on Rouin's table, Zelda sat next to her twin. She poured glasses of [f/j] for the four of them before reaching for the apple turnover that was set up in the middle. Her eyes briefly gazed at the pause screen before focusing on her younger sister who was happily munching on her favorite snack. Zelda's expression softened slightly.

"Are you girls enjoying the food?" she asked casually.

"Oh yeah!" the greenette exclaimed, swallowing the bite in her mouth.

[Y/n] smiled widely. "Thank you so much for making this for us, sis. It's amazing."

"You're welcome. It's been a while since I prepare food in the kitchen, after all."

"By the way," [Y/n] spoke, eyeing her older twin siblings. "It's also been a while since the two of you don't have any work to do on the weekends."

Dietrich hummed. "Go on."

"Will you play with me, big sis, big bro?" And there she goes, pleading with her older siblings with her puppy eyes.

The two ravenettes sweatdropped while Cannae stifled a laugh. Even Rouin had a small smile behind his cup upon witnessing the interaction between them. Dietrich and Zelda exchanged glances. It was like they were telepathically communicating before both of them nodded in unison.

"Alright, but just for a short while," the ravenette woman said.

"Yay!"

"Finish your eating first, [N/n]."

"Of course, big bro~"

After finishing their afternoon snack, [Y/n] resumed playing. But this time, with her siblings. Since the Musou games the young [h/c]ette had were only for two players, Dietrich was the first to play with her. His twin proceeded on cleaning the table and wash the dishes while Cannae and the male switched places for her to take a nap on the other couch. As for Rouin, he decided to rest upstairs.

"You're really into Musou games, aren't you?" Dietrich mused, his eyes focused on the television screen.

His younger sister shrugged. "Well, I like games where I don't have to think and worry about strategizing. That's why I like hack-and-slash games where I just button-mash to kill enemies. Besides, it's fun!"

The adult sweatdropped, nevertheless, a smile emerged on his face. "Is that what you like about it?"

"Of course, not! I also like the story and the characters. Especially with their move sets."

"Mhm. I see."

In a moment, Zelda entered and sat on [Y/n]'s other side, watching them play from the sidelines. "How many Musou games did you play already?"

"Hm..." the girl pursed her lips in thought, tilting her head as well. "I played FE Warriors, Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition, and Age of Calamity."

"That's a lot," the woman commented.

"Indeed," her twin seconded.

[Y/n] rolled her eyes. "Nah, that's still not enough. I've yet to play the other ones as well."

"God, there's still more?" Dietrich groaned. Just the thought of his little sister pestering him to buy multiple games is giving him a headache. "Don't you think you have enough games to play?"

"There's also Touken Ranbu Warriors, Fire Emblem: Three Hopes, and Persona 5: Strikers," the younger girl completely ignored her older brother's complaints and continued with her explanation. "I wanted to play those as well..."

"I can see the appeal of Musou games. To even have a spin-off of many big franchises like the Fire Emblem series, fans must've loved the genre," Zelda remarked.

"Yup!" a bright grin appeared on the youngest's lips, cheeks tinted pink. "Also, did you two know that Touken Ranbu and Fire Emblem are originally turn-based strategy games?"

"I've voiced a character in Fire Emblem, so yeah, I knew. But I didn't know about Touken Ranbu," Dietrich replied.

"Man~" [Y/n] slumped into the couch, exhaling. She then leaned against her older brother's shoulder. "If the developers of Fire Emblem and Touken Ranbu were able to make a Musou spin-off of their franchise, do you think Clover will also make a hack-and-slash spin-off of LOH?"

"That would be interesting," the woman said.

[Y/n] grinned at her sister. "I know, right?"

"If they wanted to. Well, LOH is a mobile game so I'm unsure whether it will become as big as those games," the male ravenette remarked.

"It would truly be cool to see LOH in a Musou-styled game. I would like to see each character's move set in a progressing fighting game," the girl mused, [e/c] eyes filled with excitement at the possibility. "Also, it reminds me of the game trailer where everyone was facing each other. Krom was so cool when using his burst skill!"

"How about pitching in the idea, [N/n]?" Zelda suggested. "Maybe someday after the devs finish what they're planning for the game they could hear you out."

Dietrich nodded in agreement. "That's right."

"Mhm. Sure," the youngest agreed, grinning brightly. "Maybe I could become one of the creative team as well, hehe~"

"Don't get ahead of yourself," the man snickered, nudging the girl who was leaning against his shoulder. She just chuckled.

"I could think of two ways they would make it. One, they could convert the base game into Musou-style. Same main story plot but just hack-and-slash. Second, they could make a completely new story featuring the same characters."

The ravenette woman was amazed by her words. "Wow, you really thought this through, huh?"

[Y/n] glanced in her sister's direction and smirked. "Of course, I love LOH, after all. And seeing a Musou game of it would be a dream come true."

"Now you got me interested. Who would the player play as?" Dietrich asked.

"The two of you would not be playable since the Lord isn't a fighter," she smirked, [e/c] hues glinting with ridicule. "You two are basically useless in a Musou game."

"Ouch," Dietrich frowned as Zelda chuckled at the exchange.

The three continued on with their simple pastime. They talked about various topics relating to games. [Y/n] divulged to her siblings her ideas of a LOH Musou game and the two would often ask questions. This continued on until later in the evening — just them playing together and chatting. And [Y/n] was more than happy to be able to spend a such precious weekend with her family. The family was contented. Their time was spent peacefully.

[simsfungenarations]

Introduction to the family

Standing behind - Bobby

Cat - Jack

Sitting left to right:

Wolfgang

Adam

Ollie

Cara

Dog - Eli

Ok first English is not my first language and I have dyslexia so please excuse my very obvious spelling mistakes.

When I first started this family I had just gotten the High School years pack so I made the Johnson family (real original I know). The family consists of mom Cara, dad Adam and there teen son Bobby and the cat Jack that's an Ocicat. (also they live in Copperdale)

Backstory for this is that Adam and Cara were highschool sweethearts and of course got pregnant at sixteen. When I start playing Bobby is a teenager and Cara and Adam are young adults. 

So in this family I really wanted to focus on all the individual sims, because usually I have a family with six kids because who doesn't love chaos.

Cara - It was kinda boring to just have three sims in a household and have the same routine every day so of course she got pregnant again just because of chaos. She had a job in the beginning but the goddamn midlife crisis made it so she wasn't happy so she quit her job and became an artist. But made more money then with an actual job so yeah she's a stay at home mom now that just makes paintings all day and sell them for 300% markup at the garages sail wall thing.

Adam - His job is in the military, and he is currently a lieutenant colonel. I kinda love getting all the medals and that's my only goal with him.

Bobby - So i went to highschool maybe three times his entire highschool career. It got boring fast. He graduated with honors and is now living in San Myshuno with his bf and highschool sweetheart Wolfgang Munch and their dog Eli.

Ollie - She was born to cause chaos and that she didn't really do but it was more busy at least. She was a good baby and infant even tho when she became a toddler she was giving chucky core. But she's my little creative queen and has kinda good grades, but she's an overall happy child. 

I also accidentally named the kids Johnson-Dailey because I somehow hallucinated that the mom was named Cara Dailey but apparently she never did and I should stop playing sims at 3 am.

So Wolfgang and Bobby are living their sweet life. They live in a little apartment in San Myshuno in the Fashion district. Wolfgang is a chef and Bobby is currently studying in Britechester university in the History program. And of course he has straight As (so far). 

So I'm going to continue with Bobby and Wolfgang until Bobby has graduated because Sims are incapable of actually going to school and doing things right so when that's done im gonna switch back to his parents and focus on little Ollie.

Also the only good thing about high school years are the objects and clutter and the social media thing because u can basically cheat all the relationships.

Well that's it so far i will try to update as i go ;)

The pose i used:

[handelplayssims]

Right, we’re back in the Stuart-Waddell household. Everyone is at work or school except Roxana, who’s thirsty. And I have an idea. I’m going across the street to our neighbors home! We’re visiting Joaquin Le Chien! Oh huh, evidently we don’t have a relationship with him. But we can get around that! I’ve purchased a perk that allows her to bypass not being able to go into a home. Oh, seems I can’t ask him to drink his blood. Ah well. Visit denied! Time to go for the next young adult on our social list! Curtis Koenig! To the Delgato’s! Successful ask for blood given. Nice. And now I can do her whim, which is just eating some snacks. Also easily done. Next one that popped up was to become playful and that’s now finally also easily done! Let’s just watch a comedy on the tv shall we? And now, we head back home. She needs a plasma fruit salad as well to munch on with her thirst.

Hmm. Next I would do another Freelance work for Roxana but eh, the highest paying job is the same thing as the last time, writing about family biographies. And the only other one would be writing a mystery book for a publishing firm which...we can do that ourself under our own name. Not that she’d gain fame for it, she’s not doing that, but she would gain her own royalties. So let’s just continue writing what she was working on, a basic children’s book.

Kids and Chaim are back from school and work! And somehow Emilie managed to make it to the second stage of her aspiration. Nice. Now she wants to make a bff, buuuuut, we have one and I don’t want her to make another. We’re going to use the complete current milestone cheat to leap on up to the next stage. Let’s see, next person to focus on is...Selena who’s aspiration requires her to be playful before playing on a jungle gym. To the tv to watch a comedy! And Omar is supremely thirsty. Time to have him hang out on the street and see if he attacks someone! Dang. He just goes for his pouch of blood. And now Selena’s finally playful. Let’s head on over to the park with her sister!

And stage of Selena’s aspiration is complete. We seem to be getting lots of teens on lot and not any adults so let’s call up Tamarra for Emille to befriend. ...which we can do at our home! Come on, Tamarra! Let’s go home! Took a lot of chatter but she did gain that friendship. Nice! Onto Roxanna and her whim is…to go to the park. Whim even specifically points out having picnics so let’s go pack in some plasma fruit salad and have a quick outing as a family. And by family, I mean Harrison, Roxana and Omar. And so we have a small picnic, and now for a bout of childish whimsy for Roxana and Omar, as they swing on the swing set. Harrison is just going home. Annnd the two are still thirsty. Alas. And at 5AM, bars would likely be closing for the night. (Even if they don’t in Sims-verse but shhh) so once more, we popped into the park and head back home. Meaning it’s time for-

Neighborhood Watch!

Brindleton Bay: The Gorman household has moved in.

Ahp, we know what to do with Brindleton Bay residents! Anyway, let’s add another day. Let’s see. Just need to top off the thirst of Roxana and have a bit of social chatter to try to mange Harrison’s embarassed mood. Chaim Hemphill is now a vampire! Which means I gotta think of a place for Chaim to live! Loves the Outdoors, Ambitious and an Art Lover… I’ll think of something. Anyway, it’s all the adults at home now. Chaim’s whim is to cloudgaze with Brent Hecking, definitely can’t do that now! Whoops! And then to plant something. Neither of these whims are great for him. I’m just going to call Brent over. It’s probably his friendships with Brent and Moria that have kept Chaim from getting culled. Outside of the hand of death being merciful.

Oooh, now he had the tense moodlet of wanting to be outside but is also being burned alive while doing so. Welp. Being a vampire is going to be fun for him. Expect...the loving outdoors buff seems to be negating it!? What?

Like here’s the photographic proof! ...never mind. Him being a vampire will be a good time after all! Anyway, now with his positive moodlet, we’ll go and have Roxana train him. Also, finally managed to check the scholarships Harrison applied for. He got Future Star and Workplace Scholar. Anyway, just lots of just general milling about until Harrison goes to work. The girls are ultra sleepy and hungry so I managed their needs. Chaim and Omar are just chatting.

...MAN! I forgot to do something with Emile! She still needs to make friends with children so I would figure the best way to do that would be to chat with other kids at school but I never remember to do that tone! Alas. Anyway, just a lot of bouncing back and forth at this time. At least the children are now asleep. Oh and ever eternally need to replenish thirst. Anway, that’s that day done. Onwards to-

Neighborhood Watch!

Henford-on-Bagley: The Geiger household has moved in.

Let’s move out Chaim then! I’m thinking Evergreen Harbor for him. A suburb with loads of greenry around and a museum too! And that’s done. We’ll see you all next time!

[gamepack]

bjorn never sleeps he’s literally always at clubs and trying to get brian to come with him. this is the second time brian has folded and he’s kinda glad he did

[apricote]

anyway i finally put niamh into this new save, just pretend she was on a long vacation with her parents or smth.

[kalims]

Hmm. I feel like some Traveler Mother content.

Mmm. Maybe modern day AU where Traveler's Mom is dating Zhongli? And her children (that includes Paimon) spying on them during their dates? And said children getting caught?

I added some headcanons, because this is so cute wtf but the scenario in the bottom is really short so 🏃

fluff, platonic w/ paimon, aether and lumine, romantic with zhongli. paimon being a greedy hungry child like me.

modern au with my travelers series *thinking face* you can check out the master list of it in my genshin masterlist. just click my profile, refresh it and my navigation will show up :)

unfortunately for aether, shopping trips are a must. it's basically expected with three females in the household, he actually has good taste in clothing now from all the times lumine and you dolled him up with all sorts of fits. lumine being the one styling his hair, you in charge of his clothes and paimon being the one putting accessories.

the twins are definitely in some sort of friendly competition, even when lumine groans about 'so much work' her words contrast her actions. aether is more willing to help you around with chores as he was blessed with a somewhat pure heart, lumine however is quite lazy but she loves her mom more than anything and anyone on the world so she helps. <3

aether is admittedly the type of sibling that just stands in lumine's doorway and opens it, tells her that dinner is ready then doesn't bother to close the door as he leaves even when lumine yells at him, paimon on the other hand is a neutral party. she's not on anyone's side but she joins on annoying the twins with the other.

speaking of paimon, she steals everyone's food, you being the one who will give her yours by choice, aether not really caring but still annoyed and lumine being the one who hates it the most because how dare my small sibling steal my food?! aether once caught her watching cocomelon on the living room with her iPad that she definitely stole while she munches on some chips in 1AM in the morning.

when they found out you were dating mr.zhongli they were like: ??? when did that even happen and why is it with him, like no one is better than my mom, "she's way out of your league you loser." quoted by paimon.

the three siblings are really annoyed because zhongli now visits the house on his free days whenever he isn't doing work or if he generally just has free time, he helps around with work and stuff. he's so sweet, paimon once found you genuinely tearing up because he's so kind and cute wtf.

lumine curses out zhongli with paimon who agrees but doesn't wanna swear because it's a no-no word. all while aether listens from the other side of the bed, he occasionally mumbled out remarks. they just can't accept him full.

after the unknown father that they have left their angel mom? yeah they won't take any chances, period. plus it's really hard to accept when they've lived through life without a dad just fine.

paimon dislikes zhongli because he apparently forgot to bring mora when he brought the family to 'treat them'. it was honestly a good thing you had your wallet with you or else the whole squad was gonna help wash dishes in a restaurant for compensation. 😭

when you send off paimon to her school, dates with zhongli happens for relaxation and to also deepen your relationship. but the twins are still hesitant if zhongli is really a good man as you say he is.

it was a saturday, and coincidentally a holiday so the kids was free from school! the trio was now currently hidden in the army of bushes, that is before paimon caught sight of... cotton candy in your hand....

"mom!! can paimon have some too!?"

paimon popped out of the bush on your right, nearly giving you a heart attack if it weren't for zhongli calming you down with the use of running his palm on your spine gently.

"paimon, dear...? what--what are you doing here??" you exclaimed in shock, reluctantly separating from zhongli and instead bringing the small female in your arms, she reached out her arms toward the man.

zhongli smiled fondly, making sure to give her a small chunk of the sweet to ensure that she doesn't choke. you giggled, from the way his body language reacted. It seems like he thought paimon wanted to be in his arms.

but.. you'll enlighten him for once.

"we go in mr.zhongli's arms? yes or no?"

she perked up, looking at you before switching her gaze to the man who still held a serene smile to his face. almost immediately, she responded with a pout "no >:("

"aww." you laughed, so cute!! zhongli sighed, chuckling lowly despite his shoulders drooping in disappointment.

"but why not? mr.zhongli is nice isn't he?he gave you his snacks the other day." you chided with a raised brow, grinning when paimon paused. she looked uncertain on how to reply.

"umm... because he's.. uh.." speaking of.. what was she doing here???

your smile dropped in an instant. and a terrifying look crossed your face. "wait, how did you get here, darling? home is quite far."

zhongli nodded from behind you. "yes, are you alright? did anything happen?" he hummed, gazing at the child in your arms with a concerned tone.

"paimon is uh.. okay.."

paimon sweatdropped, her eyes looking everywhere but your face. in response you merely hardened your look which only made her more terrified of keeping the truth from you.

a nearby shushing sound made you slowly crane your neck to your right once more to see the same bush where paimon came out rustle.

"who's there?"

your instincts kicked in as you huddled the child protectively, just as zhongli moved in front to shield you in an instant.

aether was thrown out of the bush, lumine emerging out of it seconds after. sheepishly avoiding your suprised gaze. zhongli's tense form relaxed though he's.. quite concerned with the matter of bushes and your children.

"hey mom.." lumine laughed nervously while aether threw you an apologetic look. you sighed, facepalming.

so that's why you've always felt someone lurking around when you're out with zhongli..

[all-might-can-smash-me]

Dad/Family headconons

Masterlist

Aizawa, Taishiro, Toshinori, Sir Nighteye, and Hawks

Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead

Despite him being that kind of nonchalant, I don’t give a shit about anything kind of person.....he’s a family guy

Loves kids

He just wants you to have a huge army of kids following alongside you hand in hand to visit him at work.

Looks forward to being able to relate to someone else with his quirk

Doesn’t care if they are all girls, all boys, a mixture of both, or even fostering or adopting, he’s for everything

Was kind of afraid to open up about that side of himself when you two got married, but you are all for it too

Feels that he can handle it with your help thanks to having some experience with dealing with his students

Is slapped in the face with shock when you two have your first 2 or 3 kids because infants are, you guessed it, nothing like teens who are all emotional about becoming a prohero

Guess he would be prepared for whenever they would get to their teenage years

Except for periods because he didn’t know anything about them but he’ll probably take the time to learn about it from you

Still happy over his growing army though

Still loves the chaos of it all, plus it’s good to have Aizawa to control their quirks when they start to develop

The chaos also reminds him of his own time in school with his few friends he had....they were always so vibrant and loud unlike him and he kind of envied it (secretly)

Yamada and Kayama (Present Mic and Midnight) loves to visit his little army and spoil them with toys and snacks even if Aizawa disapproved of it

You helped hand out the toys and snacks.....Aizawa could suck it up

Napping piles are normal in this household, so don’t be freaked when you see all of your children curled up or around Aizawa under a pillow fort in the living room.

It breaks his heart everytime though when his kids beg to take a stray cat home and he has to say no....but he’ll end up going back on patrol to feed it and then probably cave in and bring it home anyway

He’ll just shrug off his children’s accusations of him being a ‘hypocrite’ for saying no to their pleas earlier and say something like ‘Well I said you couldn’t do it, nothing about me though’

The tea parties are lit and he’ll crush anyone at a video game

Taishiro Toyomistu/Fatgum

Really never thought about having his own kids until meeting Kirishima and Tamaki

Life was changed FOREVER since meeting them, now he would like to have his own family

It was kind of confusing to finally have the talk of having kids a couple of years into your marriage, but your views on having kids were changed too after meeting the two UA students

He let you on thinking just one or two kids were great, but you didn’t know if you should have been surprised that you were in the hospital room pushing out your 5th child

It was kind of funny to see Taishiro freaking out even if it was his 5th time next to you in labor

Your kids were so use to it they just sat out in the hallway doing their schoolwork or playing games on their iPads as Kirishima and Tamaki watched over them (your labor would always catch them while they were out on patrol)

I picture that all his kids are girls

He uses the excuse “just one more kid, maybe this time it’ll be a boy”, It’s NEVER a boy

I feel that he’s the dad to sneak home McDonald’s fries or ice cream to his kids despite you not liking it

Will take the blame when you catch one of your daughters munching on fries on the way back to her room (daughters will also try to take the blame, but how the heck could girls 13 and younger sneak out all the way to McDonalds)

He’ll also get all his daughters together to bake a cake and also decorate it. The creativity shown by his daughters will always amaze him.

He and his daughters would even clean up the kitchen together...mostly so that you wouldn’t get mad upon seeing the kitchen as a disaster

Gets way into watching Barbie’s Life in the Dream House and secretly really loves our queen Raquelle

All Might/Toshinori Yagi

Just wants one little girl

To spoil her ROTTEN!

Seeing his friend David Sheild’s daughter Melissa grow up and look so happy always made him envious. Young Midoriya also played a huge role in his desire for at least one kid

One child was enough for the two of you and thankfully your first and only child was a girl

Gran Torino will also spoil her rotten along with Sir Nighteye

Will not be embarrassed to be caught sprawled out on the ground with your daughter playing with dolls

He’s actually quite proud of the fact that he doesn’t mind getting down and dirty when it comes to playing with ‘girly’ things with his young daughter unlike other dads

Loves to play Studio Ghibli movies for your daughter.....but Yagi is way more into it

I say this because Toshinori will try to hide his tears while watching My Neighbor Totoro as your daughter is fast asleep on his lap.

He will also sneak in a rated pg-13 hero movie from the United States in when your gone too....and then he’ll act surprise when your daughter would repeat the fowl language she heard in the movie

He would and WILL spend hours on YouTube to learn how to braid hair and put bows in and ribbons

He would bring her to work a lot too to see class 1A in action

Daughter will forever be his ‘baby’, so he HATES the thought of her starting to date and get married.

So when she admitted that the boy ‘Todoroki’ in his class was handsome while heading home one day from his work, he swore off boys....

He wasn’t surprised though, she was always managing to get Todoroki to hold her hand while Toshinori would have class 1A doing scenarios in teams and showing off her hair to him and asking if he noticed anything different.

Todoroki is a good sport, he held her hand and always complimented her hair...

Yeah she was mad at Toshinori and you made him unswear off boys, especially Todoroki

Brings your daughter to work just to brag about how he did her hair to EVERYONE

Mirai Sasaki/Sir Nighteye

Eh....he didn’t want kids, never had the desire tbh

Though something about UA students’ charming personalities making these heroes want families. Mirio got him thinking one kid couldn’t be so bad

You were shocked when he asked to have a kid, but you agreed....after discussing it for awhile to make sure he wanted this

I picture him having one cute, little shy boy

Like the cute little boy with glasses who wears those cute shorts with a bug related shirt that just wants to search for roly-poly in the dirt and grass in the back yard

Very quiet and a bit shy around new people, but is literally the most polite little boy in the WORLD

Nighteye will use his quirk on his son when out looking for bugs to just see if he missed something in the grass or dirt, but that’s as far as he’ll use it

The reason why Nighteye thinks he’s so funny is because your son (and you of course along with mirio) are the only ones who laugh at his jokes, especially your son

Your son finds ANYTHING his dad says or does hilarious. His dad made a gasp of excitement along side his son upon finding a millipede? Instant laughter will follow

Those bouts of laughter from his son is the best feeling in the world to him

Tried to make your son an expert on All Might, but gave up when he came to his conclusion that your son just wasn’t into it.

It was kind of weird at first to find out his son was just simply NOT into heroes, but now he just loves the fact that his son likes what he likes and doesn’t let himself get swayed by others, even his own mom and dad

If you can’t make his little boy, his pride and joy, laugh? Sorry, but don’t talk to Nighteye or his son ever again

He will sit and listen to his little boy go on and on and on and ON about anything and never get bored (or show it). He will sit and listen intently about the cool facts about the bug he found or a plant.

He’d even listen to the longest explanation about a tiny little squiggle on a piece of paper that he drew on if it was being told by his little boy.

Will even put a meeting on hold just to answer a FaceTime from his son from your phone just to listen to him talk about a leaf he made a pressing of....and will sit there with the volume all the way up on his phone too so the others in the room can hear as well.

Will spend all night pinning bugs to a board to frame and label just for your son

Keigo Takami/Hawks

He didn’t even want to date tbh

Though when he met you? The cliche ‘love at first sight’ happened and soon the two of you were married pretty quickly and boy was he a happy man

He didn’t really even want kids either. He just didn’t want to have kids and somehow they end up with a childhood like his that’s not the greatest or most normal, plus he was happy with the little domestic life with you.

But then IT happened. You know, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much and poof, a baby? Yeah....

He was TERRIFIED, but once your first child came into the world, a new sense of happiness sparked within him, like his own eyes opened for the first time to the world

This happened twice more, ending up with his happy family consisting of you, his two boys, and his little girl.

He’s the kind of dad to have his wallet FILLED with pictures of his kids and you. He will shamelessly show them off to fans while on patrol and also to Endeavor....even if he’s seen them a trillion times. Also his office is filled with framed pictures too

He also gets in trouble a lot along with his two boys for playing to rough and loudly within the house by you, especially for flying and being too competitive with video games and ANY activity he would take part in with them.

What can he say? His sons were like the best friends he was never able to have as a kid, he wanted to take in the beauties of having an energetic family

He doesn’t play favorites, but when it comes to his little girl? Sometimes he’ll catch a feeling of her feeling like she’s the odd one out when it comes to her two older brothers and he can relate to that feeling.

So he’ll set aside some dad and daughter time to do the things she likes, like read, color, and draw

He would even let her do his hair with tiny braids and color pieces of clip in hair and many butterfly clips. Keigo would also then wear it out proudly on patrol and check his reflection MULTIPLE times to make sure everything was in place.

He would then shout to the press and paparazzi that his daughter did his hair, showing it off in the process

When the picture would come out with the headliner ‘Hawks’ New Look Thanks to Daughter’ for the news the next day, the look of pride and awe on your daughters face upon looking at the front cover of the magazines and newspapers at the store you and his family would shop at would absolutely melt his heart melt

He’s the first one to pull back the covers to let his children climb in when scared by a thunderstorm or the spooky shadow in their room even if they may be getting ‘too old’ to be doing that...according to Endeavor however, so that information might be wrong

Bribes his kids not to tell you that he entered the house through the window and not the front door

[myhauntedsalem]

7 Signs of Poltergeist Activity

1 – Disappearing Object Phenomenon

You put your set of keys or your cell phone down in the place you always put it. You turn around a minute later and it’s gone. The object mysteriously reappears in the very place you always put it or more bizarrely, you later find it in a ridiculous place, like high on a bookshelf, in a shoe box in the closet or some other spot where you’d never put it in a million years. This is known as the Disappearing Object Phenomenon.

2 – Objects Levitating or Thrown

You’re sitting there watching TV, totally engrossed in a dramatic movie, when suddenly the bowl of popcorn you’ve been munching from rises from the coffee table, floats through the air a few feet, then drops to the floor. Or… you’re having a loud argument with your teenage daughter, and as she storms out of the room, books and knick-knacks come hurtling off of the bookcase, as if reacting to the young girl’s anger.

The movement of physical objects like this can be quite dramatic and can be as slight as a box of Tic Tacs sliding a few inches across a tabletop or as amazing as a heavy refrigerator levitating off the kitchen floor.

3 – Scents and Odors

No one in your house smokes, yet on occasion, the distinct smell of cigarette or cigar smoke can be detected in the bathroom. Or as you’re dressing for bed, suddenly the overpowering scent of lilacs fills the room.

As stated above, all kinds of smells can enter your house from the outside, even from a passing car, so such scents might not necessarily mean poltergeist.

Such scents and odors can also be a sign of ghost activity as they might be associated with a spirit or with a residual haunting.

4 – Electrical Interference

Johnny is having a tough time in school, and sometimes when he enters the living room with that scowl on his face, the overhead light and lamps flicker. Or it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and you’re shocked out of sleep by the stereo in the den turning on full blast and it doesn’t have a remote control that could have set it off accidentally, either from inside or outside the house.

5 – Power From Nowhere

That antique clock on the fireplace mantle hasn’t worked in years, but it’s a family heirloom and you like how it looks there, so you’ve kept it. Quite suddenly, it begins to chime and the second-hand resumes moving, even though the clock hasn’t been wound in ten years. Maybe it’s 9:15 p.m. and the little kids are sound asleep in bed when suddenly Billy’s little choo-choo train begins to chug across the living room floor. You think that’s odd, but you switch it off and put it back down. A few minutes later, the little train starts up again. Thinking there’s something wrong with the switch, you open the battery compartment to remove the batteries… but there are no batteries in it!

6 – Knocks, Rappings, Footsteps, and Other Noises

You’re in your office trying to balance the checkbook, but you find it hard to concentrate when your husband is in the other room banging on the wall for some reason. You go to investigate, but then remember your husband is out bowling—he isn’t even home. No one else is. So where’s that knocking coming from? Or the family is at the kitchen table deep into a heated game of Monopoly. Suddenly, all the chatter stops when everyone’s attention is drawn to the sound of footsteps coming up the basement stairs. Dad checks it out, but of course, there is no one there.

7 – Physical Attacks

Twelve-year-old Alyssa can’t stand how her parents are always fighting. The constant yelling and screaming are driving her crazy. She sits on the floor in the corner of her room, crying with her face in her hands. She winces from a sudden pain in her back. When she checks it in a mirror, she finds fresh scratches. Or the poltergeist activity—from unexplained bangs to flying coffee pots—has been escalating at the Ferman household, and young Becky seems to be the center of it all. It got at its worst when visiting Uncle Donald received sharp slaps across the face, seemingly from an unseen hand.

[rats-and-clovers]

“curse of tradition”

[chapter 1: “father knows best”]

synopsis: a pair of leprechaun twins are being raised into a tradition honoring household within a small, hidden forest village while their father tries to lead them down the path of tradition, discipline and respect. a path that they very soon find themselves disagreeing with

warnings: implications of sexism and toxic masculinity

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on a marvelously perfect afternoon in spring, two leprechaun children were born.

the wish of the parents to have a child was so great, that it was not only granted, but resulted in a wonderful pair of twins. a little girl and a little boy.

“they´re beautiful..“ the parents said as their children giggled and laughed.

that was the perfect beginning..yet, it was the beginning of a story that was just as sweet as it was bitter..

let us begin.

the more feminine of the two, would receive the name Cornelia. she was a cheerful and pretty little girl, rarely seen without some kind of flora in her hair.

she loved everything that was colorful and sweetly scented, which was how she grew very fond of all forms of plants, but mostly flowers.

her twin brother, who would receive the name Cornelius, was also a kind and gentle soul. he hated any and all forms of violence and would rather run his mouth off in an hour long argument than to ever raise his hand in physical retaliation.

despite that, he was unfortunately not safe from getting injured in other ways. the boy was very clumsy, often tripping on his own feet and causing a huge mess. vases, plates, glasses..he ends up breaking a lot of things around the house.

their parents never outright stated it..but considering how often they would brush off Cornelia´s faults, but focus on Cornelius´.. it wouldn´t be too far off to assume that Cornelia was their ´preferred´ twin.

although..would you really call her ´preferred´ if her quirks were secretly observed in great detail by their father, who would point them out and shame her for them as a means to make her change herself?

in reality, neither of the twins had it easy..

they were raised in a quaint little leprechaun village in the middle of a forest. cute little cottages were sprinkled all over this little meadow, where it´s inhabitants lived safely and in harmony.

none of them had to worry about anyone ever finding them, as, if you didn´t possess the magical abilities of a leprechaun, you weren´t able to find this little village, or the meadow for that matter. but of course, the powers of young leprechauns weren´t quite on that caliber, which is why their parents would share their own powers with them by funneling them into wearable objects. be it talismans, brooches or, in the kelly twins´ case, their hats.

it was the two rascals´ tenth birthday as their father, Harold Kelly, bestowed this honor upon them and proudly gave them their hats, while the two children´s faces were still smeared with cake.

they weren´t quite sure what to think of these things, but were still excited, because hats were traditionally a part of a leprechaun´s clothing. not that they really understood traditions too well..their father just always talks about traditions as if they´re the best thing ever..so surely it must be good.

“thank you papa!!“ the two said in perfect unison as they jumped up and gave their father a big hug.

while the two were going back to munching on their cake, Marsha Kelly, their loving and doting mother, pulled her husband aside.

“Harold, aren´t they a bit too young for this?“ she asked. “I mean, what if they run too far out of the village and lose them? they wouldn´t ever find their way back! they could-“

but Harold shrugged his wife´s worries off.

“pah! don´t be silly, Marsha. they´re ten years old! it´s about time they receive their hats!” he said.

Marsha was about to object, but she simply couldn´t as she saw how happy and proud her little angels were of their new accessories.

she sighed and let it be. maybe her husband was right and she was just worrying about nothing.

and a few years later, she forgot all about her worries.

that wasn´t too uncommon for her, as she knew that her husband was always in control of the situation and knew what was best. and with the twins now being young teens at the age of fifteen, it was time for him to lead them onto the right path.

“hey, Cornelia!“ the twin boy called out chipperly for his sister as he showed her the gift their father gave him this morning. a weight, meant for building muscle. the poor boy had a lot of trouble carrying it, let alone hold it, but he still looked pretty happy about it.

“isn´t that dad´s?” Cornelia asked, to which Cornelius excitedly nodded. “yes! he said if I use this, I will become stronger and more confident!” he said proudly.

as previously mentioned, Cornelius hated violence. which, of course, his father knew. but the young boy was also very shy and..not as confident as he would like to be. so a little muscle training might just be what he needs!

but his first step to achieving that goal, would be to figuring out how to lift this thing at all.

he had to use both hands to carry it and also used them both to try and lift it past his knees, eventually making him collapse with a loud grunt. “Connie, can you help?” he asked, as his sister giggled at how silly this whole scenario looked.

“of course, hold on!“ putting her hand delicately over Cornelius´ and counting to three, the two lifted the thing up and set it down on their desk.

“thank you, sis“ Cornelius said breathlessly, already feeling a sting in his upper arms. the girl only giggled, pressing a kiss to her brother´s cheek. “I think you need a bit of practice with something lighter first..” she suggested. “you´re right..”

Cornelius rubbed at his arms, a little disappointed in himself that he was already tired, despite the fact that he didn´t even do much of anything with this new device yet.

he let himself fall onto his sisters bed as she sat back down. before he came in, she was busy reading one of her mother´s books about flower arranging. and as soon as that piece of literature was back in her hands, she used the opportunity to shove it in her brother´s face. “look at this bouquet! isn´t it the prettiest you´ve ever seen?”

the page she opened the book on showed a very elegant, pompous bouquet of roses and orchids, held by a beautiful young woman in a long, white dress.

she giggled as she heard her brother say “wow..” clearly he was just as much in awe of this beautiful arrangement as she was!

“oh I wish I could go to the flower field again!“ she said, her tone sad and her expression longing. “remember when we used to always play in those fields as kids?“ Cornelius asked, smiling brightly. “yes!!“ the girl agreed in a squeal, hugging the book close to her chest.

“we had so much fun! and all those colors and scents!“ she sighed, her mood slowly dropping as she laid down on her bed. “but I´m too old for that now..“ her gaze went up to the ceiling. “it´s not proper for a lady to play in the dirt.“

those were the exact words coming from her father´s mouth on her thirteenth birthday. of course, she was upset about this stupid rule. what he said made no sense to her, but eventually..she came to realize that he was right. none of the other young girls in the village ever played in the flower fields. and Cornelia wanted to be just like them! a proper and elegant young lady! so she had to act like one..

she took a deep breath as he felt her brother´s hand over her own and sat back up. “I hope I can arrange such a beautiful bouquet one day as well..” she said. “I´m sure you will!” Cornelius assured her, jumping up from the bed and picking up Cornelia´s clover crown from their desk. “after all,” he went on one knee in front of her, and placed the little clover flower crown on her head as if it were made from gold. “you are the elegant flower queen, master of all flora~” he was talking like a noble knight, making his sister laugh as she straightened her back “that is right, now kneel before your queen, knave~!” she said, joining in on the little roleplay. “oh queen Cornelia~” Cornelius said, but as soon as he said that, the twins couldn´t continue as they were already laughing too hard at that point.

the girl hugged her brother tightly, pressing another kiss to his cheek. “thank you, Cornelius!” she said. “you´re welcome, Cornelia” he replied, hugging her back.

as nuts as their father´s rules and advice was sometimes, the twins were always obedient and listened to every word.

all Harold wanted was to see his kids succeed and they wanted that too.

Cornelius wanted to be just as confident and strong as his father and Cornelia wanted so badly to be as elegant and gracious as her mother.

if that involved some weight lifting and having to make some sacrifices, then that was fine..right?

[heyitsyn]

Manager!Seijoh

a/n: im a seijoh stan and theyre my little plant babies

for more seijoh content, check this masterlist out!

this is so long oml i hate myself

theyre an actual boy band istg

lets be honest, they probably thought you were just another oikawa fangirl

they thought you just wanted to be closer to their captain bc you were another delusional girl who wanted to live out her fantasies

lmao im not trying to be salty

but when you just stared blankly at oikawa tooru after he called you a beautiful flower,

stageplay hinata calling you a mugwort

the team just about threw themselves on your feet

tbh you werent really there to get a boyfriend or for oikawa

you just needed an after school club and the other teams already had managers

the only sport that didnt was the boys volleyball team

imagine why

you were actually a little wary, since you knew of oikawa, being a first year yourself, and you were aware of his psycho fangirls who could probably kill you

but you needed a club that would last you for the next 3 years to graduate

it was kunimi who actually recommended being a manager

you were in his class and you noticed him sleeping in the morning so you gave him your energy bar

‘thanks’

you shrugged and smiled

thats why he tolerated you more than others

you were nice and you were the only one who noticed his tiredness, even the teacher left him alone, and did something about it

sometimes, you even gave him an energy drink

‘can you tell me why youve been so tired lately? i dont think ive seen you wake up until lunch’

he opened the snack and started munching while replying

‘early morning practice for volleyball is still a big adjustment. our captain demands us to be there 6 in the morning sharp and if we’re even a minute late, we’d have to run laps. like for every minute youre late, you have to run those amount’

oh my why is kunimi talking so much

but i love kunimi and first year seijoh boys rights in this household is valid

you furrowed your eyebrows

‘but yall are still growing and you need all your sleep. if i were there, id yell at your captain’

he grinned slightly, imagining your short height beating up their captain

‘meh. you want to be our manager? i saw you looking at the clubs board yesterday and we dont have one so you could take the opportunity and beat him up then’

ofc you agreed bc kunimi was best boi and you just wanted him to have enough sleep for once

after class, he waited for you to finish packing up and when you finished, yall left the classroom

until another guy with a spiky hairstyle joined you and you noticed him as the guy who sometimes came over to eat lunch with kunimi

‘oh, hello l/n-san’

you smiled gently

‘drop the formalities, kindaichi-kun. its only fair.’

he nodded before walking beside kunimi

‘kindaichi, l/n might be our new manager’

the onion head excitedly looked at you

‘really?! yes! so we dont have to fill our bottles ourselves anymore!’

kunimi glared at him and slapped his stomach

‘shes our manager, not our maid’

you laughed but placed an arm on him

‘its okay. i was a manager for my middle school volleyball team so i know a little bit about being one’

the two shared a look

god, they really hit the jackpot

as yall walked closer to the gym, you noticed the big pile of girls huddling at the corner

kunimi sighed

‘l/n, ill warn you ahead of time of our captain. hes kinda,,,, too much’

but you flashed him a smile

‘hes not the first one ive handled’

oml player-chan!!!

so when you opened the door and entered the gym and oikawa hit you with his normal antics, you just stared at him

‘okay and?’

hanamaki and mattsun howled before rushing to you and grabbing you in a hug

‘girls like her really exist!!’

you gave kunimi and kindaichi a signal of help and they nodded before gently prying the senpais off of you

‘senpai, please’

you gave kunimi a grateful nod

coach irihata went up to you bc wow, kunimi has a friend with of another gender?

‘how can we help you, miss?’

‘im l/n y/n, first year, and id like to apply as the manager’

internally, the coach sighed bc you werent the first one to apply

the reason they havent had a manager for years was bc of oikawa’s fangirls hiding themselves under that false facade

but he saw you brush off that comment oikawa make with no hint of fluster or blush on your face so he decides to give you a trial run, in guise of seeing if you could handle these chaotic boys

‘do you have any experience as manager? or do we need to teach you the ropes?’

‘i was a manager for 3 years in my middle school volleyball’

he nodded

‘ill give you one month. a trial run of a month to test the waters’

you agreed and your trial run began

kunimi mentioned that morning practice starts at 6 am sharp so you set your alarm for 5 to get ready and get to school on time before the boys

you remembered how to set up the nets so you quickly put them out (using a step stool bc we short) and ran to get the basket of balls

their water bottles were filled and you were in the middle of lugging the big basket of towels when the third years entered

the 4 of them usually came earlier than the rest so they saw you dragging the basket of fresh towels and wipe your sweat before smiling at the work youve done

iwa was so happy bc it was usually him who did this stuff and now that he had someone do it for him, it was like a god-send

oikawa’s eyes shone and he waved at you

‘yohoo, y/n-chan!’

you cringed at the loud voice of the famous oikawa tooru

‘hello, oikawa-san’

he chuckled at your politeness before hugging you

‘you did all this for us? youre so cute, y/n-chan!’

instead of the normal blush and love-struck eyes, you were actually very uncomfortable of the sudden skinship and you quickly ran to the side when iwa hit him at the head

‘shittykawa! leave her alone!’

‘iwa-chan!’

makki and mattsun stood next to you as the boys did their usual fight

‘is this all an act or are you really not attracted to oikawa?’

mattsun shot him a surprised look bc why was he so straightforward

but you just shrugged

‘hes cute, i admit. but ive seen much cuter and the boys in my middle school team was basically full of him so,,, and i hate guys who think theyre all that just bc theyre blessed w a pretty face. if anything, ill probably go for iwaizumi-san’

pop off S I S T E R!!!

you just won the heart of these two

slowly but surely, they all came to accept you and iwa straight out loves you bc you maintained this routine for the whole month of your trial run

and you still remained indifferent of oikawa’s advances and he was even impressed and slightly agitated that you werent paying attention to him

‘y/n-chan, one date! just one!’

you huffed before looking up from your clipboard

‘i like men, oikawa-san. not boys’

that comment made the guys shriek

‘y/n-chan! youre just a first year! you dont need a man!’

‘youre not a man, oikawa!’

you left oikawa to be tormented by his teammates and went to go and hand over the report to the coach

he was impressed by the notes you made bc they were ones he even missed

like the split-second of hesitation that kindaichi usually has that goes unnoticed but you immediately saw

or the wince oikawa has whenever he so much as jumps an inch

you could even tell the difference between iwa’s spike and if he was being easy or he was going full-out

this added on to the fact that the boys loved you and irihata actually saw kunimi try more 

but he thinks its only to earn your praises

‘y/n, youre officially the team manager’

yall celebrated at the normal hang-out spot which was the ramen shop and it truly shocked you at how much these boys ate

granted, this was the first time you ate together but you didnt expect them to eat nearly 5 bowls each

you could only finish 2 and you already feel like throwing up

‘honestly, how do you guys not gain weight after this?’

the table you sat at, iwa, kindaichi, mattsun, and kunimi, looked at you and shrugged

‘i work out’

‘i run’

‘i fast’

‘i poop it out’

lmao im sorry i cackled too hard at this

you stared blankly at mattsun’s answer who said it so seriously that you snorted a laugh

they watched you and your laughter bc you havent really expressed yourself as much 

so they made it their goal to see you laugh more

‘y/n-chan! you need to eat more!’

oikawa shouted, clearly food drunk, but you shook your head aggressively

‘i only planned to eat one bowl but he just had to shove another down my throat’

‘but you need to grow, y/n-chan!’

‘i want to grow taller! not wider!!’

As a manager:

oh boy

you basically grew into kinda their mom

‘oikawa-san! you need to rest your knee or youre going to hurt yourself! i will drag you home myself!’

‘kunimi, if you try to get this one more spike, i’ll buy you a bag of those caramel bites you like’

‘iwa-san! if you hit oikawa-san too much, youll destroy the little braincells he has!’

‘yahaba-san, nice dump!’

‘is your knee okay, watari-san?’

yall really forget that watari and yahaba exist sometimes smh

it was part of the work

keeping up with seijoh

so to keep them encouraged, you gave them praises that they always demand for and they always turn to you whenever they did something good

mattsun gives you a look whenever he blocks iwa’s spikes and you give kindaichi a head pat whenever he blocks some too

bc of how you are with them, sometimes, they forget that you are actually just a first year

they get shocked whenever you walk in with kunimi and kindaichi and talk about the current homework bc it slips their mind that their hard-working manager was actually just a 15-year-old girl

so, they try to ease the burden whenever they can

like iwa offering to help you whenever you have to take their jerseys to the laundrymat

or offering to help you with your assignments since theyve only been through it once

more like watari, yahaba, and iwa bc the matsuhana are clueless and acts like they completely skipped that grade

also

!!!!

oikawa’s fangirls ltr dont leave you alone!!!

now, its known that youre the manager of the volleyball team bc oikawa has boasted about your efforts and such

this obvs ticked off a bunch of girls bc they were jealous that you got to spend more time in a single practice with their precious oikawa-senpai than they have their entire lives

more than once theyve cornered you to threaten you to stay away from their senpai or youll have something coming for you

you never take them seriously bc you can fight too and you just give them a look and push them away

but this one time

TRIGGER WARNING-START

okay tea

the self-proclaimed president of the oikawa tooru fanclub, kenta miyo, cornered you at the bathroom with her other minions

you were just washing your hands and drying them off when she marched up to you and grabbed your hair before tugging it back

obviously you were surprised and shouted

‘oi! what the hell?!’

‘you slut! you need to stay away from my tooru, got it?!’

ehm what

you hissed and wrenched her arm from your hair and pushed her away

your hair was now a mess and you were fuming, already sick and tired of the torture these girls put you through

‘he belongs to himself, not you! so stop being delusional and leave me alone already!’

she signalled for the girls to hold on to you which you slapped away but they forcefully grabbed your arm while you kicked at them and struggle to get out of their hold

jesus what do these girls eat

miyo watches you struggle with a smile and cackles

‘oh? no fight anymore, little kouhai?’

you glared at her

‘i dont want to beat yall up bc id get yelled at by tooru so you need to let me go or regret it’

at the mention of his first name, her eyes widened and her face twisted and she slapped you

‘oi! respect your senpai, you brat! dont you ever say oikawa’s first name!’

your lips curled

‘oh? thats funny, because he actually told me to call him that since he wants his cute little manager to be very comfortable with him’

you achieved a feat that she has been working to get her entire high school life and miyo was not happy

‘ive been with him for 3 years and you just suddenly show up out of nowhere and call him that?! i dont think so!’

she had her hands around your neck and you gripped her arms, making her wince

but you laughed at that comment

‘heh, thats pathetic, isn’t it? here you are, my senpai, who has been vying for his attention for 3 years only to be ignored yet a mere first year, who shows up out of nowhere, has been asked to a date nearly a million times every day. that must be tough’

she shrieked at that comment and threw you on the floor, making you accidentally hit your head at the edge of the sink

yall im actually so bothered by this scene and im wincing as im typing

you bit your lip to prevent any sound of pain to escape bc you knew thats what she wanted to hear from you

but you werent going to give her the satisfaction

instead, you looked up at her, hatred swirling in your eyes

‘youre freaking psycho, you know that? once tooru and hajime knows about this, theyre going to give you hell. they wont ever let this go bc im the manager of their prized team and their little baby sister. so go ahead, do what you want with me. bc i paid too much for these nails to be tainted by dirt like you’

saiyo, a girl you noticed to be watari’s classmate when you went and visited him, nervously tugged on miyo’s jacket

‘miyo, we should go-’

‘SHES BLUFFING. AND HERE, SINCE YOUR SOCCERFIELD FOREHEAD IS BLEEDING, LET ME HELP WASH IT OUT’

and she poured over a carton of banana milk over you, making you wince at the sticky and cold liquid

the tough facade was crumbling and you were now screaming for help in your head, hoping that stupid theory from yahaba about team telepathy to work

but it didnt

TRIGGER WARNING-END

when miyo and her girls left, you sat on the floor, soaked and sticky and bleeding

then you begin to cry angry tears

you were angry that you were being treated like this just bc you were a manager

you were angry that you let them do that to you

you were angry that you prized your nails more than punching her square in the nose

you were just angry

periodt

staggering on your own feet, you stood up and leaned on the sink, eyes widening at the dripping red liquid from the gash on your forehead, staining the porcelain sink

you were stupid and unconsciously touched it making you wince 

‘shit, that hurts’

you whined quietly

there was little you can do with toilet paper and water to clean yourself up but you managed to at least stop the bleeding

you knew you had to be put on concussion protocol just in case bc you that hit was quite hard but at the moment, that wasnt your concern

practice has already started and this was the first time you werent present for daily practice

this was confirmed at the constant buzzing of your phone in your skirt pocket which you didnt listen to and instead, started thinking of ways to go to your locker and get your stuff and fake being sick but at the same time, not be seen and relayed to the team

time was ticking and you had to come up with a plan fast before oikawa will send the team to come looking around the building for you

once you looked at your reflection and smiled big, you decided it was enough to not show the pain you were in right now

girl im hurting for you

you peeked out of the bathroom door and saw the coast was clear so you quickly ran to your classroom, which was thankfully empty, and quickly grabbed your things

but as you were packing up, the tears just kept falling

it didnt stop as you bolted down the stairs, using your cardigan to hide your face from the public

once you were safely out of school grounds, you finally took out your phone and reviewed through all the worried and concerned texts from the team group chat

but you just replied, ‘im fine but i just feel really sick right now. girl stuff’

you smirked, knowing that would keep the boys away

but oikawa had to go and ask you to call him

‘y/n-chan! do you want oikawa-senpai to come over with chocolates and ice cream?! wings or no wings?!’

your jaw dropped at the question and clearly scandalized by the question

the team was too as shouting began and you could faintly hear iwa scream, ‘oh my god, shittykawa!’

‘im seriously okay, oikawa-san. i just need to be alone right now and ill try and get some sleep. good bye’

then you hung up

there was no way you could tell them

they were in their last year anyways so doing something about it wouldnt matter

and you were strong 

but apparently not strong enough to fight them off though

you would cover the wound with concealer and continue on with practice tomorrow as if everything was normal

but there was only so much you could take

just yesterday, they trashed your locker and a week ago, they took your bento and threw it away

you even got into a fight with this one girl but she scampered away, too scared to do anything alone

so you were actually just tired and want everyone to leave you alone

believe me, youve thought of quitting sometimes

but youve actually created a bond with these boys

like when you take hanamaki to get cream puffs whenever he loses against iwa in arm wrestling

or when yahaba calls you at ungodly hours to express his worries for next year and to fill oikawa’s shoes

it was simple moments that you shared with each player that kept you from not leaving

soon, you found yourself crying again and the looks pedestrians were giving you was starting to make you uncomfortable

a girl, with her gross hair in a bun, puffy eyes with a bleeding wound and walking down the street

that was a sight

so you cut a corner to an alley by your house to escape from the judging eyes and you were too busy wiping your eyes to see a boy who was crouched down on the floor and ended up walking over him

omg my baby kyoken hello luv!!!!

you gasped and you were surprised and quickly apologized

kyotani was originally about to yell at you, no matter what, but he saw the state you were in and concluded you were either from a fight or was beaten up

he recognized that and decided to just glare at you and go back to feeding the stray dogs and cats

you breathed a sigh in relief when he didnt yell at you bc that wouldve been the last thing you needed today

‘sir, im sorry for hitting you. if there is something i could do for you, dont hesitate’

he ignored you and you focused on him paying attention to the strays

going into your backpack, you had a milk carton and a sausage stick from earlier

you used your thermos lid to serve as the milk bowl for the cats while you peeled open the meat and used your scissors to cut chunks of it for the dogs to have some

kyotani watched as you went into action to feeding the animals that people usually ignored

he knew you

well, he recognized you

when he watched from the top of the gym, he saw you as their manager who ran around and helped everyone

sure, he still didnt trust you 

but he watched you grin and smile as the animals started to eat

‘im in a hurry right now so i have to go but ill feed you again tomorrow, okay? you too, stranger-san. ill bring food for you too’

then you stood up and ran away, probably in a hurry to fix that wound

he wouldve offered to treat it for you but he remained silent, watching the cats mewl at the now empty lid

the next day, oikawa was worried for you and when he saw you at early morning practice, he practically glomped to your side

‘y/n-chan! you okay?! oikawa-senpai was so worried for you!’

you cringed but nodded

‘im okay, oikawa-san’

‘senpai, y/n-chan! call me senpai!’

‘im not going to feed into your kink, oikawa-san’

*cue everyone busting a lung*

to this day, no one still knew what happened to you

you kept it quiet and you were sure you got everything handled

except for one person

kyotani was smart and for some reason he knew you got beat up by the fangirls and the perpetrators were easily found bc he saw them huddled around your locker, probably trashing it again, and lets just say, 

no one is def going to mess w you now

back to manager moments!!

during practice matches, the boys rally around you to prevent other teams from sweet-talking you

they make sure no one gets past them and always have excuses to get your attention

you knew what they were doing but you pretended not to, heart warming at their protectiveness and hunger for your attention

even though you have your own jacket, the team gives you theirs all the time like oikawa has his special team jacket w his name at the back and when he feels threatened by schools like johzenji, he makes you wear it

‘youre mine, y/n-chan and i want that blondie to know’

‘ehm, no, oikawa-san. im iwaizumi-san’s’

oikawa screamed

lmao training camps w them is CHAOTIC

YOU WANT TO CRYYYYYY

OIKAWA IS CRYING BC IWAIZUMI IS BEATING HIM UP, MATSUHANA ARE FREAKING OUT THE FIRST YEARS ABOUT THE GHOSTS IN THE WOODS AND NOW KINDAICHI REFUSES TO LET GO OF YOU, WATARI GOT LOST GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND YAHABA IS SCREAMING ABOUT THE WEATHER MESSING UP HIS HAIR AND MAKING IT FRIZZY

reminder: threaten to quit everytime they get too much

your hugs are the best!!!!

you have a special hug for every player

oikawa gets his favorite which was the normal arm around the waist with your arms around his neck while he snuggles in your neck

iwa gets flustered easily so you hug him from behind so you cant see his flustered look

mattsun actually likes the jumping in the air so he catches you type of hug

makki is more tame and has his arms around your shoulder with his chin on your head

yahaba is the twirly kind where he just picks you up and swings you around

watari also gets flustered easily so he likes the one-arm hugs

kindaichi gets blushy at the slightest touch from you but he gives you a hug from behind you himself where he can bury his face in your hair while you caress his arms

kunimi, now he likes it when you squeeze him extremely tight bc it makes him feel loved and feel alive

kyo doesnt even talk to you what makes you think you can give him a hug

their lost for shiratorizawa really broke them though

you made them their own bentos for nearly a week to keep them encouraged and gave oikawa extra attention to keep him from sulking or practicing late

‘oikawa-senpai, lets go watch that new movie later’

‘S-S-SENPAI?!’

then the arrival of our baby kyoken

yahaba was moody the whole practice and you were currently trying to keep him from spiking a ball to someone

‘even just today, he’s late’

‘who?’

‘that stupid dog’

he just keeps mumbling and grunting

and then the said dog arrived

you peaked out from behind iwaizumi, who protectively went in front of you

shock ran through you and you pointed at him

‘puppy-kun!’

lmao puppy what

youve called him that since he refused to tell you his name, but you call him that bc he paid special attention to this one baby beagle

he raised a hand in greeting and you gave him a smile

‘youre a player here, too?!’

he ‘glared’ at you but nodded stiffly

the team really thought that he would lash out at you but he is surprisingly tolerant

the power of the manager

he still hasnt talked to you but he does respond to you and even helps you with chores, still not talking ofc

hes so tsun tsun and he deserves my heart yall

however, youve heard him talk to iwaizumi, and iwaizumi only, so youve heard his voice before

ngl, you were flustered by how gruff and deep it was

then their loss to karasuno

bruh, it was KARASUNO

the entire team fell apart and after the match, each of them ran away from you to stop lashing out

you were also on the verge of crying, seeing the broken look on your third years

your precious third years

you decided to give them their own space but you heard a loud banging sound from the bathroom

yahaba and watari were outside, clearly trying to talk to someone in there on coming out but it got louder

okay you were lowkey like, ‘hm, i should not be here’

but you recognized that voice

you knocked at the boys door to be respectful

‘kyo-san? its me, y/n’

he was silent but he did unlock it

you took this as a sign to enter and you gave yahaba and watari a smile

‘i’ll be fine. go to kindaichi and kunimi. they need your comfort right now’

tbh, you were surprised the bathroom was still intact but you saw the stall door at the very end being rattled and shaken

you remained by the door but you wanted to go to him

‘kyo-san, please come out so i can treat your injuries’

he expected you to say those words like ‘its okay’ or ‘theres always next year’ but you didnt

instead, you knew he was hurt and wanted to help him

he continued to give a few punches to the wall and the door before emerging

you wordlessly treated the wounds and offered your hand

‘im here, kyo-san. dont worry, im right here’

at the ramen shop, you told them to eat as much as they want and wordlessly gave them your card, slightly crying inside bc you know this was going to be like over a hundred dollars

but you were treating the boys bc they deserved it

you sat beside kindaichi, who was just sobbing and apologizing, so you were wiping his tears and holding his hand under the table

this precious babie

bruh i was sobbing when i watched this part like uuggghhhh

after dinner, you walked with the other third years, knowing they would go to the gym, so you gave everyone else your special hugs before sending them home

‘text me when you arrive safely, okay?’

‘yes, mom’

‘KINDAICHI WHAT’

oikawa’s speech made you cry bc despite only knowing them for not even a year, you already feel like a family

you didnt want your family to be broken but you knew they would all go their separate ways eventually

there was a big hug pile of third years on the side where you took a picture and sent it to the group chat

you had to eventually go home after helping them clean up and when you checked your phone, a fresh batch of tears rolled down

each from every person on the team but with the same sentence and same words

‘we love you, l/n y/n. thanks for everything.’

ngl i dont think this was that good and its like 8 in the morning and im extremely tired

i want to do karasuno, nekoma, and fukurodani but im so exhausted i cannot right now

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AU According to Hueco Mundo rules upon beating Grimmjow, Ichigo proposed to him. Ichigo does not know this. Grimmjow does.

Thank you for the ask friend! (from this post!) My answer is a little long so I'll put it under the cut.

OOOOOH! I am so excited for this. Ok, let's jump right in with the headcannons:

1. At first, Grimmjow is taken aback. He was planning on being the one to beat Ichigo. He was prepared to be the one proposing. He is, therefore, shocked when he is the one proposed to. He's not sure how to handle that emotionally. So he withdraws for a while. Ichigo thinks he's just defeated a foe, so he's celebrating. Grimmjow on the other hand is trying to figure out how to respond. See, he always thought the one who had the most power was the one proposing. But now he's starting to see there is some power in being able to turn someone down or to accept. The ball is in his court now. Of course, he wants to accept. But he also wants to make sure it is the best damn acceptance anyone has ever gotten. So, once he figures out how he feels about the whole thing, he holes himself away to prepare his response.

2. Grimmjow has two individuals he trusts to bounce ideas off of: Harribel and Nel. Harribel because she is the most dignified of the Arrancar, and he suspects she may have had to deal with proposals in the past, though he isn't sure if it was responding or proposing and he isn't really interested in asking. He just wants to know...what does she think would be an appropriate way to show his response. (and Harribel is secretly very pleased he came to her for advice. She won't admit it but she thinks of Grimm as some sort of family and she does actually want good things for him, and that orange-haired shinigami is definitely good for him). Nel because she spent the most time actually with Ichigo in a non-combative situation. She's the one Grimmjow can talk to who would have an idea of what Ichigo might actually enjoy. Unfortunately for Grimmjow, the ladies are both hollows and still have very limited interactions with soul reapers let alone humans. So the advice given is...interesting to say the least.

3. Ichigo is oblivious as fuck. He's just. So dumb some days. Our precious dumbass protagonist. I think there would be a few ways Grimmjow would end up showing his intentions. There's always the typical 'show you can be a provider'. But he knows Ichigo doesn't eat hollows or use them for anything. So he can't hunt that. And he isn't sure which living world animals are edible and which are poisonous and like hell he wants to poison his fiancé. So he watches humans; sees they get groceries from markets and stores and bring them home in strange bags (I hope you see where this is going) and so...Ichigo comes home from school one day to see bags upon bags of groceries (most of them meat) piled on his family's doorstep. The pile is at least as tall as him and twice as wide. And if you're wondering how Grimmjow paid for them...he didn't.

4. Grimmjow would probably think the first show of his intentions was accepted and successful because Ichigo had hauled it all inside. So he moves to the next step. Probably showing Ichigo he can be reliable or something like that. He hovers around the Kurosaki household, masks his presence (he doesn't have to worry too hard though cuz Ichigo sucks at sensing spiritual pressure) and watches their daily routines. Then, one day when all of them are out, he sneaks in. And does his very best to help with the housework. To his credit: he only breaks five plates and only tears three of Ichigo's shirts. He considers it a job very well done, and he continues 'helping' like this for about a week to try and get his point across. Though, after seeing how Isshin greets Ichigo so violently in the mornings, Grimmjow may or may not end up shredding several of his ties. To send a message. And Isshin isn't stupid. He knows exactly what is going on and who shredded his ties, and he is thoroughly amused.

5. When Ichigo's soul reaper friends figure out what's going on, they come consistently to watch 'the events'. They are joined by Nel and Harribel, who are curious as to how it's going. Renji introduces the hollows to the concept of popcorn. They sit, hidden and masking their presences, munching on snacks and watch everything go down.

6. Finally Grimmjow gets a bit impatient. He barges in directly, because Ichigo proposed to him, yet he hasn't responded to any of Grimmjow's show of intentions. He kicks in the wall. Because it's Grimmjow. And he grabs Ichigo and drags him off for a fight, determined to show his final answer by kicking his ass. Luckily, he has the element of surprise and is successful. Except Ichigo is very confused. He ends up admitting that he's not sure what the hell is going on and Grimmjow is just like 'are you fucking kidding me'. He has to awkwardly explain things and then there's two blushing idiots standing there in an awkward silence. And Ichigo goes "are we married then" and Grimmjow is just like "Obviously, you idiot".

Those are my thoughts on this AU! Thank you so much for asking, it was so fun to answer this!!!!