#am I doing this correctly?

[joxe1]

🍋 MY SONG LEMONADE PARTY ft. HEARTSUNE MISKIU IS OUT AAAAH

If you listen to it it would mean the world to me, I've heard people kinda liked it or whatever......

Song is out now everywhere, hope you like it! :3

https://Joxe1.openinapp.link/Lemonadeparty

[mistress-chan]

And here we go…

It has been a while since the last time I tried this whole “write on the internet for fun” thing was a different time and the time before that it was on a LiveJournal so yes it has been awhile. So why start now? 

Why not?

I know that Tumblr has its own style and uses, I do not know if I care to keep up. Some use it for fandom, others let their kinky side show (of course the last time I heard that p0rn was still allowed here, I did hear it was back so who knows), and as always people posting their nonsense on the internet.

But why am I back? I hear you not really ask nor care.

Well this is my first post and might as well make it about why.

A friend.

Yes just two words, a friend, no they did not demand me join up, hell I did not think I would ever really use this to do anything with. But the best made plans and all that got smashed because they wrote something nice about me. Hell the day before I collapsed and ended up in the hospital so it did brighten my day a little. I will go into that tale at a later time perhaps but for now just know I am still alive.

But why today?

Because I have always liked today as almost a second birthday, which again is a story for another day. Mainly because I was busy today including having a wonderful lesbian adventure at Publix which also is worth another story in the future.

I am setting these plot lines to hopefully give me a reason to write more, I guess we will see.

-M

[sillis1]

My silly brethren, our dear homeland may be razed to the ground but the spirit of silly shall not perish with it.

A tutorial for my 196 refugees still figuring everything out. (I ran out of rantsonas at the end)

[courfee]

17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976

[druetta3]

Did anyone else do the bare minimum to take care of yourself because you didn't care? Then later came out as trans and started taking better care of yourself but now it feels like you're in a constant uphill battle with your body? Or is that just me?

[cynderace]

lowkey obsessed with them

[complexraspberry]

[id: a digital illustration. A screenshot redraw of the photograph found in Lackadaisy Ingenue. It shows a group shot of Atlas with a hat in hand, Mordecai with a broken left arm, a young Ivy, Viktor, and Ruby leaning on the man. The people are coloured in a monotone tan and the background is loosely painted depicting a 1920 car and brick wall. /end id]

I've been a bit rusty in art, so I wanted to try my hand at a screenshot redraw. With that Lackadaisy became my subject matter. The original drawing is below

[andisupreme]

I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

[egophiliac]

lostinthebookwithstitch.jpg

this is all I can muster right now, too busy having my brain absolutely melted by the September schedule, what is happening

[crafteeauthor]

I need more Crystal speaking like the gen z kid she is. I need her saying "L" and "ripperoni" and "me when" and similar such things. And most importantly I need Edwin to catch on faster than Charles because he's used to adapting to new slang and Charles isn't

[dkunknowing]

This is for @clasiann i think I tag the right person right?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

wizard enjoyer!!! Have you ever played tactical breach wizards? it’s a turn-based video game about wizards going on heists; to me it’s a little bit like if all the pieces on a chess board had psychological issues and their own special gun. asking because i think your safety wizard would absolutely loathe steve the traffic warlock (who sucks)

I don't know what's funnier to me; the implication of him being a warlock, or the fact his name is Steve.

[noldsey]

when logan goes on a mission without wade, wade would put smth on him as a good luck charm (of course it's something cutesy like a ribbon hair clip or whatever)

people would ask "did you lose a bet?"

"huh?"

"what's with that thing on you?"

and without missing a beat, logan would say "it's a good luck charm." curt, obtuse, bone-chilling.

any further questions were left unasked.

one time, some asshole broke it and made a show out of it. laughing and mocking logan and his team and—

screaming as claws tore through their thigh.

"that was. my fucking good luck charm. fucker"

others watched in horror as the wolverine cruelly tortures them over a ribbon hair clip. but he didn't kill, of course. after all, he's in the suit! so he courteously left them in a pool of blood with some easily treatable flesh wounds.

and he even still picked up the shattered pieces of that plastic pink ribbon hair clip before he left. (don't litter, friends!)

"i think i can fix this with super glue."

(reduce, reuse, recycle! textbook! good job!)

.

it's a thing of his. the dog tag, the name "logan", the suit on his body, the cowl he puts on for killing, mostly—

just like how logan thinks wearing his suit means that he's an xman (the xman),

logan having that clip in his hair means he's the wolverine who was saved, and is loved, by wade wilson.

and he will not lose his tether this time.

crossposted from twt with some edits

[butt-wizard]

beta kids except i dressed them up in clothes labeled as "americana" on pinterest

Bonus lol

[koi-p0nd]

Good morning,afternoon, and nights!

I was wondering if can you do an imagine of reader protecting Anya from jimmy before and after the crash? Which reader always giving a bitchy attitude to j#### and reader giving self defense tools to Anya just in case. (The self defense weapons are a taser,a pocket kn’fe, and a pink decorated pepper spray)

-anonymous

Omg hi hello????? I woke up around an hour and a half ago????

(Am I that good of a writer???? Lmao kidding)

Anya getting self defense lessons and weapons from reader with an attitude? To keep the Bad Stinker Man away? Yes.

Okay, since I'm still trying to get back into writing again, this might be a bit wonky and not really up to what others can make but I'm trying my best here :')

I think imma make like a list or smth, I dunno, but I hope it works :D

I also decided to change the pocket knife to a swiss army knife, thought that she could use the different things on it for more than self defense or to give some more severe injuries to Stinker.

Mouthwashing Anya x Reader. (Platonic)

"Don't be afraid to use force, girl." (Not proof read)

Before the crash:

Way long before the crash, just a few weeks or months after taking off with the ship Anya had told you about getting weird vibes from Jimmy.

It was kind of obvious as to why she would go to you and just quietly voice her suspicions to you, you literally had a tazer and can off pepper spray clipped to your uniform belt out in the open.

She was glad for that, honestly.

After she told you about this, you kept an extra eye on Jimmy whenever he were nearby you and/or Anya. Watching like a hawk.

There was constant bitchy attitude from you towards Jimmy when he and you interreacted. It always pissed him off.

It wasn't pretty arguments and fights over something small and irrelevant.... Swansea, Daisuke and Curly had to often break you two apart....

Not even a week later, you offered to teach Anya some self defense.

Shock and surprise was the only thing that Anya could express for a few moments. Understandable.

Who in the world would offer a colleague, who you barely know anything about, self defense?

Well... You did.

Not out of pity, of course not. You just wanted to teach her so she could beat Jimmy up if she needed to and no one was around.

Anyways

Anya had gladly taken the offer from you. Grateful that you just decided to spend your free time in training her and teaching her things.

Although she felt a little guilty for it.

Hush girly, don't feel bad. You deserve to knock Jimmy's teeth out<3

She was ectsatic and giddy internally when she got her own self defense tools from you; a tazer, a somewhat old swiss army knife and the pepper spray decorated in pink.

You just smiled at how giddy she looked.

After the crash:

After the crash. Hmm....

Things went to hell, basically.

Curly was a burnt, crispy nugget (sorry Curly😭)

Let's just say that Anya has used her tazer quite a lot of times on Jimmy out of spite or when he was getting up in her space.

The pepper not so much, she wants to save as much of it to really bad situations. Since the water supply is not that big on the ship.

The army knife is more used to be a every day life tool, using the various things on it for various things. Has occasionally had the knife of it pointed at Jimmy, as well as the tazer/pepper spray in her other hand.

She is so very gratefull for having you as her self defense teacher. She can sucker punch Jimmy if she feels really fed up with Jimmy.

I hope this is what you asked for :') and sorry if it's bad😭 I'm trying to get my writing skills back...

[skrunksthatwunk]

thought too hard about the trio of first game sexy-antagonist-rivals-redeemed-by-betraying-and-defeating-the-true-unsexy-villain-but-at-what-cost. guys. and how they're treated by the fandom. and also by me

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