#amanda's family au

[horror-apple-trio]

Amanda was successful in poisoning her brother (figure)

[yaboirezzy]

Amanda: *watching the house burn down*

Amanda:

Amanda: *starts filming* "Waddup gang! It's your girl LocalO'Neill97 and welcome to another epic episode of my vlog! Today's topic: "How to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot that spaghetti o’s cans are metal and thus non-microwavable!" Step one: Deny Everything"

[namorian]

Thinking about an au where Amanda was a double major in education and child psychology and that household ends up 1000000000000% healthier bc she’s better about explaining all the like biological-psychological needs of these 1.5 human (and one unhinged Vulcan) child to her husband which helps him be a better parent bc he now better understands the needs of his family and can discuss with her ways to cope and structure things

[glass-noodle]

(copying some of this over from answers on twitter!)

Connor both desperately misses his family and also dreads seeing them again. They had been drifting apart for years even before Connor was captured, and he didn't exactly leave on the best of terms. His brothers have missed him more than they'll ever admit; they still love him in their own way. But they would probably treat him with unexpectedly cold suspicion and even hostility when he returns, wary of the danger he might present now that he’s been cohorting with humans.

His whole family is a mess of complex, muddled feelings. Rage over what the humans would dare to do to their kind and Connor; anger at Connor for getting himself caught in his desire to explore; guilt for not being able to stop it and for believing he’d left of his own volition for all these years; derision/disappointment that Connor, an apex predator, had let himself be “contaminated” by the humans; suspicion that Connor will put them all in danger if he were to return; regret over all of their lost time together…and that's all before they even meet Hank. The boys are not okay...but given enough time, they may just be able to change their views, make amends, and rekindle their relationship. 💔

[apinchofm]

adventures in babysitting

T, Fluff & Humour

Lucy and Gregory babysit Amanda and Oliver for the weekend

[chaosofsoul]

just remember that picture with Amanda and the evidence that she "could be the daughter of Croix and Chariot" her rebellious character is a mixture of young Croix and Chariot.

With Jas, this blonde hair is closer to pink and not lovanda, since there is a red pigment from Chariot and her soft but protective character and strength are still from Chariot.

Constance is more difficult , but again , Cheriot had blue hair and logically Constance could take an interest in mechanics from her mom Croix

[remember-ur-alive]

CHAT I MISS MY S^W YA0I

[hamsamwich23]

Amanda trusts Mortimer way more than she trusts Riley (Ruckus) during the whole investigation, because one, Rileys a scientist (and I doubt she or Wooly would trust any scientist anytime soon) and two, Mortimer has gone through similar experiences, being unable to reach out to the outside world for help while being tortured behind the scenes at a young age.

He hates to see it happen to anyone else and he's determined to bring justice to these kids as well as all the other victims

Amanda does trust Scout though despite Scout working with Riley, because she DID help them escape (and Scout is very cool)

(They'll all be fine I promise I p r o m i s e)

(Side note, this is an au that includes my own theories and headcanons regarding amanda the adventurer!)

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

I can imagine for the horror fam au John always see Billy the puppet going missing til he finds the horror kids, usually Billy and Samara, using it to antagonize and prank Hoffman with Amanda helping

Hoffman: Those children are the devil incarnate.

John: They're just playing.

*cut to said children and Amanda setting up an elaborate trap in Hoffmann's car where Billy will pop out when he opens the door*

[th3-l0c0l-l0v3r]

Not me making a Amanda the Adventurer AU where everyone (including the Meat man + ice cream man) live together and are basically a traumatized family who will do anything for each other because I'm a sucker for happy endings

[hellcheerficdatabase]

blood on my name

Author: hunter_gatherer, lafillesversion

Rating/Warning: Explicit, DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT

Chapter Count: 5/?

Description: Chrissy didn't expect stealing a DNA test from a gala she worked would spark a wildfire of change in her life. But as her new family extended an invitation into a whole new world, Chrissy found herself on a knife's edge between a life of desperation, and one of depravity.

Tags: Alternate Universe- no vecna, alternate universe- modern au, strangers to lovers, orphan Chrissy, British Eddie, angst, hurt and comfort, family secrets, smut, like wow, I know Cas and Amanda are good but WHEW, is it hot in here or just me?, alternating POV, multiple chapters, status: WIP

[horror-apple-trio]

I colored them. I was bored.

[yaboirezzy]

Some Witch Family HC/Stuff I forgot to post a year ago

Akko

- Her family always protects her, especially Chariot (shocker I know), you a rando? try anything and you'll soon wake up with less teeth than you remember

- Amanda is the instigator to her instigatee, one time she told her that the biggest broom in the house is magical and Akko went hog wild around the house

- Akko: "Yay! Water! *rolls around the water sprinkler*"

Lotte

- Spirits around the house calls her 'lovable little hug bug'

- Got her love for and first nightfall book at her 5th birthday, Charoix searched far and wide to get that book since most bookstores around town didn't have any stock

- Chariot: "Lotte, Barbara, why aren't you two asleep yet?"

Lotte: "... Nightfall"

Chariot: "Alright, finish the chapter and then go to sleep"

Barbara: "But we were just getting to the fun stuff!"

Sucy

- Loves mushrooms way too much, wants to put them in any dish her parents made

- Is the one who pokes fun at the others quite often but still genuinely loves them

- Sucy: "You know I wish you all would take a greater interest in my witchcraft. I mean we're sisters but sometimes it feels like we're just roommates"

Amanda: "Suce, if you don't cut it out with your middle child nonsense, I'M GONNA SHOVE YOUR HEAD RIGHT UP THE-!"

Amanda

- One of the girls who always protect the others from bullies, usually resulting in fights if the situation calls for them

- Pretty strong and agile even when she was still like 5

- Croix: *holds Amanda by her hoodie like a cat while all the orange haired girl could do was do a >:| face*

Chariot: "She broke something again didn't she?"

Croix: "Yes"

Jasminka

- The older child who knows how to make everyone feel better

- 'Snack Queen' knows all the good snacks (and sweets) to the point of making a ranking system

- Jasminka: *casually eats a whole metal plate ala Stitch style* That tasted awful

Croix: "... That was a salvage part young lady..."

Jasminka: "Sucy told me it's edible"

Constanze

- The genius youngest child who always watches Croix's work with interest

- She made her first invention (Proto-Stanbot) at the age of 6, but out of all of her inventions the only one her siblings seemed shocked about is when she upgraded all of their smartphones

- Chariot: "Croix?"

Croix: "Yes dear?"

Chariot: "Why is constanze spinning around on top of your roomba?"

Croix: "That's her toy now, also she's my assistant"

Chariot: "But she's like 6-"

Diana

- None other than the responsible older/eldest child who takes leadership when their parents aren't home

- Can't stand her siblings antics sometimes but understands them and sometimes join in on the fun

- Diana & Amanda: *fiercely fighting over something*

The others: *tries to calm them down*

Lotte: "Sucy don't just stand there, do something!"

Sucy: "No no, I wanna see who wins this one"

Barbara

- Gets anxious around other people who aren't her family

- Reading nightfall with Lotte is her comfort activity

- Barbara: "Meeting new people is scary, I don't know how to give a good first impression"

Amanda: "Well if it was me, I'd hit them first and say 'hey what's up? the name's Amanda!'"

Hannah: 'Okay never ask Amanda for support of any kind'

Hannah

- Has trouble finding out what she wants or likes at times

- She has a middle sister and little sister rivalry going on with Akko, all started when Akko bites her leg when they were sleeping (Akko was dreaming about food)

- Hannah: "Mom! Akko is trying to eat me again!"

[callmemana]

Whiskey Bottles & Wild Flowers: Meet Duckie & Cricket

The Pruitt sisters, Baylie ‘Duckie’ Pruitt ( @bayisdying ) & Amanda ‘Cricket’ Pruitt are known to be chaotic and always together.

Duckie and Cricket are close for many reasons. One being that their older brother,TK, would antagonize the girls with pranks and other things. The second reason being that they’re what some would call ‘Irish Twins,’ which means that the girls were born in the same year, just some months apart! They’ve been there for each other for everything! Broken hearts, crushes, fights. You name it, they’ve most likely gone through it.

Duck & Cricket are also complete opposites in looks. Duckie has light brown hair with copper tones and grey-green eyes, and has the attitude and manners of their mother. A perfect mix of Beau & Katherine. Cricket, has strawberry blonde hair and dark blue eyes, looking more like Katherine, but has the attitude and mannerism of her father.

Duckie & Cricket are known for finding trouble in the most simplest of tasks around the ranch. Their parents, Beau & Katherine, constantly had to have eyes on the girls or they’d be running off, doing something they weren’t supposed to do. It’s still talked about on the ranch how Beau turned his head for half a second when the girls were two or three and they ended up on the auger and rode it all of the way up to the hayloft !

Both girls also did 4-H and played sports since a young age. Cricket played softball and showed hogs, rabbits, and did photography. Duckie played volleyball and also showed hogs & rabbits. When it was the girls’ first year of showing pigs, and TK’s third year, they found out that if your quick enough, you can jump on the hog’s back and ride them like a horse! Of course the trouble twins took this information and ran with it. Beau swears it was every other day that he caught those two giggling while on the pig’s back racing around the pasture.

Now, you’re probably wondering about the nicknames. Duckie, when not getting in trouble, used to follow Katherine around the ranch like a little duckling! Cricket on the other hand, she’s just plain lucky! Growing up if there was a contest or raffle, her older siblings refused to enter because Cricket just had dumb luck! Cricket would also test her luck daily! Katherine nor Beau could count how many times a baby Cricket would walk behind or under the belly of a horse without letting them know where she was and not get kicked!

Personality wise, Cricket, as mentioned before has her Dad’s attitude and mannerisms. What that entails, is that she’s friendly, generous, hard worker, stubborn as a mule, has little to no patience, a quick temper, a good sense of humor, and almost never takes anything seriously. She doesn’t like to be told she can’t do something and likes to prove the other person wrong. She loves adventure and having a good laugh with friends and family.

Duckie is sweet, generous, friendly, hard worker, wears her heart of her sleeve, serious when needed, lots of patience, and a great sense of humor. Duckie likes to have fun and get into all sorts of mischief with her sister. She also loves with her whole heart and shows it whenever she can, she exhibits confidence and likes to spread it onto others and encourages them. She believes that she’s like the county’s love doctor because she can see a future couple and bring them together and mend any relationship problems.

Even though these two sisters are close and best friends, they have very different taste. As the story goes on, there’s more than one love story going on.

Forever 🏷️ list: @bayisdying @dragon-kazansky @mrsjaderogers @sweetlittlegingy @switchbladedreamz

🏷️ list: @luckyladycreator2 @lisedanie

[dyinggirldied]

royal consort au brainrot

the royal consort au by @dcxdpdabbles makes me lose my mind so i have to share this so i can go to bed:

danny has his own wikipedia page though there is ongoing debate on whether they should use present tense (since he is alive) or past tense (seeing as he is engaged to the ghost king/high king of infinity realm)

some part of the social media romanticizes danny's situation as a hades and persephone or cinderella or both. you just know that some girls and boys out there are maddeningly jealous that danny manages to bag a king who is seemingly deeply in love with him.

unfortunately, he becomes a standard of beauty (twink, short, black-hair and blue eyes) because somehow rumors leak that phantom finds him the epitome of beauty. bruce is a bit worried since tim sort of fits the bill. in another city, billy batson/shazam is being teased by his adoptive siblings also for that precise reason

surprisingly, danny can be a charming speaker which people thinks it's part of why phantom fell in love with him.

bruce (and a portion of the world, including constantine) is concern since danny is still young (not sure how old he is in original prompt so i left it vague) and this whole thing; being the most popular public figure in the world and being haunted constantly by paparazzi, his joining with the ruler of the dead, the political between his home world and his future one, might damage his psyche sooner or later and bruce is trying to find a contingency plan for that.

and what's even is batman's contingency plans for this kind of situation, i don't know. im not that smart but clark, diane and constantine and the flash family will need to be there. to make sure bruce doesn't accidentally go too far.

also, this one comes like a hammer to my head but what if one day, danny feels an itchy sort of feeling in his throat but waves it off as a cold? he regrets it when barely a minute later he coughs out a palmful of blood. danny might be in outdoor place or in the justice league headquarter but the point is: everyone panics. especially once he loses consciousness.

this one can be branched off into two:

someone, either the leftover resentful giw or amanda waller, decides to poison him.

maddie innocently makes lunch for her son, after finding a new bag of spice for the meat. that spice contains blood blossom, which is deadlier for ghost (or half-ghost) if you eat it. of course, clockwork will ensure no one finds out danny is a halfa by making the machine detecting it as allergy, if a bit unsual one and danny will still live, if a bit disgruntle and so done with his half life already

[apinchofm]

New fic!

Parenting Lessons

Eloise's first time alone looking after the twins when Marina has to go on a work trip.

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