#and a kid spits on him

[panakina]

At this point I’m watching Gotham war just to see what chaos happens next, but i kind of love that thirty seconds after batman’s Plan To Save Jason by making him incapable of self defence every single rogue in the city knows about it and Jason has back to back run ins with scarecrow and the joker while inside a burning building.

You could not have fucked this up more, bruce.

[chaiaurchaandni]

4 year old Ahmad Shabat - an israeli airstrike hit him, his parents & 4 siblings; he survived, they didn't - then they hit him & his father's relatives; he survived, they didn't - then they hit him & his uncle; he survived, his uncle didn't - both of Ahmed's legs have been amputated because of injuries. He survives.

i hope Ahmad gets to live. i hope he has a beautiful and fulfilling life. i hope he finds love and safety and comfort and success. i hope he finds happiness. i hope he heals. i hope he continues to survive. in spite of the violence, in spite of the trauma, in spite of the horror. in spite of the world.

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | MOUNTAINS

[emichevy]

He’s so stupid I love him

Bro will NOT just cuss like a normal person (Because if did he would burn for eternity for the sailor mouth he actually has)

[moliathh]

Vamptober 2023

Day 15: Alucard

father and child

[help-im-a-gay-fish]

Coffee creamer is on babysitting duty

Thought about this for a while!! and Creamer's bday was the 8th! and I missed it again so here you go.

Just a cute interaction I thought of, trying to get back into regular drawing again.

And yeah, to lazy for backgrounds, but it's the coffee house okeyyyy

"No I'm not an octopus and please don't ask any more questions about the tentacles please"

Coffee Creamer is by me

Aim is by @zu-is-here

[lqcb97]

[alwayshinny]

James Sirius and Albus Severus Potter

[rollforjackass]

i could KILL him for this. motherfucker's every interaction with children has him being, if not nice, then at minimum kind and forgiving and genuinely invested in their wellbeing.

he asks crying kids what's the matter, he's afraid to hold a baby because he's worried he'll drop it, he goes after people who are mean to kids without a second thought. his whole mentorship with timothy hunter is him trying to do right by that kid no matter how he feels about it at the time. man would be the most loving dad in the world but because of his own awful goddamn father and the ways he thinks he takes after thomas, he doesn't think that's true. i hate.

[add1ctedt0you]

The Untamed

Hearing this, he spat, "Fooling around again! Your sect leader, I, has already poured you a bowl and put it outside. Kneel for me to express your gratitude and go drinking your soup outside."

Wei Wuxian skipped outside before he turned around and came back, "What do you mean by this, Jiang Cheng? Where's the meat?"

Jiang Cheng, "Finished it. There're only lotus roots left. Don't eat them if you don't want to."

Wei Wuxian attacked with his elbow, "Spit out the meat!"

Jiang Cheng, "No objections. I'll spit them out and let's see if you'll eat them!"

Seeing that they started to argue again, Jiang Yanli quickly interrupted, "Okay, okay. How old are you two, fighting over some meat? I'll just make another jar..."

The lotus pork rib soup that Jiang Yanli made was Wei Wuxian's favorite.

Aside from how it was really delicious, it was also because he'd always recall what happened the first time, he had it.

[...]

Having stayed up for almost half of the night, the two had grown hungry as well. And so, Jiang Yanli went to the kitchen and busied herself for a while, standing on tiptoe. She warned up a bowl of lotus pork rib soup for each of them. The aroma wrapped itself around his heart, lingering.

The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - Chapter 71-Departure - Part 3

[padawansuggest]

Adi: *comes home from a council meeting to find her apartment overrun by padawans* Oh?? What’s this now?

Siri: We bribed Obi-Wan and Reeft to cook. They’re the only ones who can.

Adi: Would you not feel more comfortable invading your own kitchens for that?

Obi-Wan: *points at a bag* We brought our own ingredients. We can’t stay in my apartments, Master has custody of the tumor today.

Adi: *deep sigh* Obi-Wan, her name is Kara-

Obi-Wan: She woke me up to sticky fingers and spit bubbles, she’s full of germs! We can’t cook there!

Bant: Obi, she’s one.

Obi-Wan: And I’m Wan, no excuses. She’s so icky.

Quinlan: We can’t go to my place, I flooded the bathroom and it’s being fixed today.

Reeft: Mine isn’t healthy for all these pathetic humanoids.

Bant: Master is sleeping today. She had to give up Kara for a few days when I found her on a twenty-four hour research binge with a baby tearing through the cabinets.

Garen: My master keeps telling me no caff. I’m afraid she’ll take my caff away and it’s almost exam season. Master Gallia, I won’t survive that. I’ll /die/.

Adi: *deep sigh* Things were easier when my biggest worry was who’s apartment is getting smoked up most recently.

Obi-Wan: *also sighing* I remember when that used to be my apartment. It was last week.

Quinlan: I /hate/ it when that has to be yours! Jinn keeps stealing my blunts!

Obi-Wan: Yes, well, now he’s /with child/. What a whore.

Adi: *snorting, leaves them to their kitchen experiments so she can take a shower and smell less like the council chambers*

[hyunpic]

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

Fitz Vacker being a lonely child is just- peak angst for me

[lavenoon]

Setting him free into the wild - Eclipse, as inspired by the Lord Darkar/ the Shadow Phoenix from Winx Club

(some pics of the guy under the cut)

I mean come on, dark red color scheme and armor and robotic limbs are close enough aesthetically <3

[m-v3nus]

now if i said deadpool and logan should do a little kissy kiss would i get stoned

[queercontrarian]

let's bury the "how is lucien's name pronounced" discussion once and for all: it depends on who is saying it and where they are from

anyone from the autumn court, east of summer and north of spring (except for a few mountain dialects) says loo-see-en aka the correct way, south of spring and west of summer might swallow a few letters that alter the pronounciation slightly

winter has the weirdest pronounciation, nobody knows where they got loo-keen from

dawn court usually calls him loo-sheen

night court says loo-shen (that's his least favourite, but it might just be the tone that accompanies the pronounciation)

day court are the only ones who have the sense to ask lucien how his name is pronounced and which he prefers