#fuck snape

[pleaseletmeexist]

Something about how Snape’s patronus was a copy of Lily’s while James’s was a compliment to it

[hard--headed--woman]

i will never stop hating the fact that severus snape is so loved like the guy is a misogynistic asshole who bullied kids to the point they were traumatized because of him, mentally tortured a 15yo boy with the memories of his abusive childhood and made this boy's life hell just because his dad married the woman he has a creepy obsession on, joined a terrorist group to kill people he deemed inferior and take over the world, was a shitty teacher, favoured his own house, was ready to get a baby killed and gave the information that could have got him killed without batting an eye, called his best friend a slur, told everyone another teacher was a werewolf and so made him lose his job just because he was petty, was horrible to everyone, was terrible to the woman he "loved" and her son, and didn't even join the good side because he realized his mistakes... the guy is pure evil but he's loved because uwu he was in love with lily 🥺 huh no he was obsessed with her and a bastard actually. you love him and forgive him because he's a man. can you imagine if a female character did all of this ? she would be the most hated character ever.

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Hate to say it, but I am a Severus Snape hater

I've had a crush on my friends, and they dated someone I didn't approve of... but I never called my friend a slur cause of it

[hp-hcs]

Dumbledore: Terrible, what Merope Gaunt did. She let her obsession with someone who didn’t reciprocate her feelings go too far, unknowingly destroying herself and everything around her. Terrible, isn’t it, old friend?

Snape, sweating nervously: y e ah

[not-lame-llama]

i wish harry potter was the exact same except:

1. James’ parents are still alive

2. Dumbledore is less of a DICK so Harry is raised by Remus and Sirius (plus his grandparents)

3. Draco is actually nice and is part of the gang

4. Remus, Sirius, Tonks and Fred don’t die

5. Snape IS talked about like the bad guy he is

6. OH AND Minerva is the headmaster. She’s just better. In every way. I love her.

Now, someone please recommend a fic <3

[random-regulusblack-kinnie]

I may be ugly, at least I’m not like: “Snape is my favourite character 🥺🥺”

[that-fantasy-nerd]

"You're going to go through life think that girls hate you because you're a Slytherin. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that isn't true. It'll be because you're an asshole."

-Lily Evans, age 16, probably [to Severus Snape]

[mamma-vomit]

DEAR LOORRRDDDDD SNAPE STANS ARE ON ANOTHER DIMENSION

[iknowitwontwork]

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Giggling and kicking my feet as Snape lovers hate comment on stuff I posted months ago <3

[pensivepenseive]

not me rereading The Prince's Tale and screaming at Harry to follow his mother this time instead of his father after the DADA exams. like bro idc that u feel bad that ur dad was a bully GO FIND THINGS ABOUT YOUR MUM

[atyd1960]

Lily is the most annoying person imaginable because she’s incredibly stubborn, defensive, and absolute when it comes to her opinions and beliefs- and she will not shut about them. If someone disagree with some of her most basic beliefs she will throw them out of her life immediately. She’s not the type of person that believes in second chances.

She’s my queen and I love her and my personality is actually hers❤️

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

somewhere in the afterlife:

regulus: so what'd you do to redeem yourself to dumbledore?

sn*pe: i declared my love for a girl who never felt the same way about me

regulus: damn, that sounds really hard

regulus: really painful

regulus: you know-

regulus: just like the torture potion i drank

regulus: in the cave

regulus: where i literally died stealing part of voldemort's soul in the effort to defeat him

regulus: and despite the fact that i was raised in an abusive, blood purist household, that said that house elves were living dirt

regulus: i still sacrificed my life to save my house elf

regulus: and you bully children for a living

regulus: im so glad you got redeemed, and got a kid named after you

regulus: i mean- how could she not love you back

regulus: after you called her slurs

sn*pe:

sn*pe: i wanna go home-

[seasakuraprincess5]

Draco Malfoy deserved a redemption arc WAY more than Snape did. I will die on this hill.

[krethes]

@wolfstarmicrofic Day Twelve: roar

C/w: violence!

"Remus, it's fine, lea-"

"Come off it, Evans, this has been a long time coming!"

"Oi, don't talk to my girl that way, Black!"

"I don't need you defending my honor, Potter. Or you, Remus!"

"Too late. He's got that look."

Remus barely registers the conversation happening behind him as he stands toe-to-toe with Severus Snape. The blood pumping through his adrenaline-soaked heart is a deafening roar, followed up by a loop of the vitriolic litany that just spun from the other boy's mouth: mudblood (at Lily), half-breed, monster.

He's had it. Snape wants a monster? He'll show him a fucking monster. Remus raises his wand with a vicious whip and a growled, "Diffindo!" but his spell goes wide as something ("Sectumsempra!") bigger, sharper, cuts deep into his leg.

He sees red.

Remus lunges to the furious, loyal shouts of his friends and tackles Snape to the ground, teeth bared and snarling. Sirius was once stupid enough to provoke him on the full moon; one would think Snape would have learned his fucking lesson.

His face inches from Snape's, he drinks in the look of pure, startled terror. "It's me you should be afraid of, not the wolf," Remus whispers as he cocks back his fist and swings. His blood spills red—not greasy oil black as half-expected—and Remus does it again, delighting in the visceral sound of bones breaking. Bite him, bite him, bite him! the wolf demands, foaming, frothing at the mouth. Put him in his place!

"Mr Mulciber, if this is yet another attempt at trying to woo your way into the Slug Club, it simply won't work!" Slughorn's chortle breaks through Remus's rage fog, and four arms haul him off Snape's unconscious form.

"Time to go, Moony," Sirius laughs under his breath, wicked glee on his face, kisses him briskly to diffuse the rest of the haze, and they bolt before Slughorn can see them.

If Snape sits in his dorm hearing Remus's blood-curdling, bone-wrenching screams and chilling howl, Remus hopes he'll feel his broken nose and lie awake, fearing the man in the monster. He's done pretending to tolerate. He's done sitting idly by while people attack his friends.

He's done.

They want a war? They want to provoke the wolf?

Remus will blow the house down.