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#GIRL...........#may i ask for one final thing#manga#watching scarlet beat the shit out of people for 20 straight chapters is so cathartic. what a lady#and also. extremely hot
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You are everything I aspire to be

If parenting has taught me anything, it is the importance of getting down on your hands and knees and teaching not just facts, but love and enthusiasm for the natural world.
This is my son Q and me. I have dozens of photos like this by now, even though he is just two years old.
Every chance I get, I will kneel down with him and show him the little creatures all around us. Especially when they are frogs. He loves frogs for some reason. No idea why.
It is important that we all see this together. It is beautiful. It is magnificent. We are here. It is improbable to the highest degree. It is fleeting, but it is everything we get. And we can get so, so much of it. If we just get our faces into it and really absorb it.
So that's what l'm trying to do here, I guess. Get all of you to join me in the reeds. And I am so happy to have so many of you along for the journey.
#tumblr#lifestyle#advice#life#nature#animals#answers by mark#anon#anonymous#yes the tumblr scientist named his child Q what of it#also you should not aspire to be me#or like me#at all#I am a hot mess#totally chaotic and extremely stressed#months behind on my emails#and badly overcommitted#but of course when all you see are cute frogs I understand why you would feel that way anon#just letting you know that I am struggling just as much as the next person#though of course as a very privileged person it is substantially different than most#my troubles are largely of my own making#anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk
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astarion devastated he can’t go back in the sun now that the tadpole is gone. he puts in a brave face for the party, but it’s his sweet gale that finally sees him weep.
he’s lost and gained so much in such a short time. he’s free from cazador and he’s met the person he intends to spend his immortal days with, gale. but suddenly the rest of their lives included pieces where he feels trapped in an awfully familiar way. he’s powerfully free and he loves it, until the sun comes up and he’s hiding away again. he hates that part.
he tells gale he misses the warmth, he wants to bask in it. astarion wants to walk hand in hand through waterdeep and watch how the sun reflects in gale’s eyes. what astarion doesn’t know is gale has already begun working out ways he can give the sun back. it’ll be the what he dedicates the rest of his wizarding pursuits too.
and for now, he holds astarion as tight as he can, back pressed up against that horrible marking cazador left. he kisses him gently and wipes away his tears, hoping to distract from the damage that’s been done.
gale hopes for the time being his touch helps astarion feel a little less cold.
#also gale figures out how to let him in the sun again SO FAST#he’s an extremely hot and talented wizard c’mon#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#astarion#gale x astarion#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 astarion#angst
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TIGRESS QUEEN FANART for @allidrawscomics!!
because my goodness I owe her for how many people she's sent over to Phantomarine in the last year or so
(I still owe her one more extra-spicy fanart but here's just a fun one to start)
GO READ IT IT'S SO PRETTY
#tigress queen#kizarasunga#jintu#webcomics#I will very patiently wait to see them kiss#also everyone in the comic is extremely hot and I feel very attacked from every angle
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I just scrolled through all of your soul eater stuff
You have an amazing art style, it's sooo pretty.
I've always been scared to get into the fandom because of how much the original anime sexualizes the mcs, so I was scared about the fandom. But this is nice! And you use they/them for crona!
Haha thank you!
It's definitely an interesting show that does some things extremely well and some things extremely poorly and others just kind of... interestingly. Thinking about why some choices were made and how the could be done better definitely let's it put its hooks in my brain in a the way a more consistantly-high-quality show like fullmetal alchemist brotherhood doesn't
#well and its nostalgic#perfect media for when you miss 2000s anime and also time period appropriate r&b-inspired/hot topic fashion at the same time#also extremely grateful that the average soul eater fan thinks its weird to sexualize high school freshmen lmao#soul eater#movie talk
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AU where Siffrin was with the King prior to canon, but genuinely had no idea about the whole "freeze Vauguard in time forever" plan and was not happy when they found out about it.
Yes, they knew he was working on something big with wish craft, that he'd talked about making sure Vauguard would never suffer the fate of their home- but he thought that this was about using wish craft to find out what happened to the Island, maybe bring it back! You know, like a sane person! Not this.
They were away for a couple weeks- out on another odd job they'd picked up, because someone has to bring in rent money around here! Hiding away in your room researching lost forms of craft rituals might be the key to saving their home and letting them return someday, but it doesn't exactly pay the bills. They always supported him.
They come back to find Corbeaux beginning to freeze, and rush to find him, thinking that it all must have gone horribly wrong, that whatever ritual he used must have backfired in some catastrophic way.
And then they find him... triumphant. Happy.
First they beg him to stop. Then they try to stop him. Then they try to survive him.
(The dangers of trying to solo the final boss before you've even gone out and level grinded your way up to endgame!)
The King seems very regretful about what happened, when Siffrin regains consciousness.
Not that it's going to stop him, oh no, of course not. But he doesn't want to freeze them in time yet, not until they've had a chance to recover. He loves them, after all! He wants to make sure they're preserved forever in perfect condition, so his beloved will never fade.
So they can just rest and heal up here, in this nice safe locked-from-the-outside room in the House of Change he's taken over, and then once they've made a full recovery they can get all dressed up in their best outfit and he'll take them somewhere nice and scenic, so they can spend eternity somewhere pretty, looking their best.
Won't that be lovely? :) See, he really does care about you so much!
Siffrin waits until the exact second they're recovered enough to stand up again, and then immediately breaks themself out of the House and runs for it.
The sensible thing to do would probably be to attempt to flee the country! As evidenced by their taste in men, Siffrin is not entirely sensible. They're going to level grind, and then come back for round two and a fucking divorce.
Maybe this "chosen of the Change God" they keep hearing rumors about could be helpful with that...
#ISAT#ISAT spoilers#Siffrin#The King#the AU where the party gets to live the fantasy of getting your whole friendgroup together on an important mission:#beating the absolute shit out of the dirtbag older ex-boyfriend who treated your bestie like garbage#and maybe taking their stuff back#that motherfucker still has their nicest hat in a drawer in the house somewhere#this is still Siffrin we're talking about so he probably doesn't manage to spit it out until like floor 3#but when the party finds out their mortal enemy is also the ex he's occasionally dropped some very worrying details about#they are extremely down to double murder him#poor Isabeau hastily having to recalculate his estimate on 'how soon is too soon to be their hot emotionally supportive rebound guy'#when he realizes just how bad the ex-situationship was
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love poem (typical)
#my writing#my stuff#words#poetry#poems#i doubt that these tags will go anywhere so mainly for archiving purposes#guys (slamming head into table affectionately¥) i fear your favorite mr worldwide manwhore is once again In Love#i have this disease where everywhere i go i fall in love with people and then i write about them#what can i help it though she’s devastatingly lovely#i texted my friend three weeks ago and i was like#i am suffering from an excess of kind beautiful and extremely hot women in my life and she was like#this is a good problem to have. i mean it is also kind of giving’will hsge to do crazy troubleshooting later’#but for now i’m love love and i get to write poems about a beautiful girl so#wahoo! and yipee! and the like#hope love is with all of u too. in every shape. love of friends and lovers and family and all the other things and people
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Desmond making out with ezio who's been isekaid into the modern day, except ezio is his revelelations age and older than papa miles. No one wants to ask desmond if maybe he has some daddy issues contributing to this.
#ezio is over twice desmonds age and also a Mentor#desmond has decided that is extremely hot and he wanta to fuck that old man#ramblings#curtis assassins the creeds#ac desmond#ac ezio#desmond miles#ezio auditore#ezides
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can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.
(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#unique magic posters#this was so unforseeable!#i hope malleus gets pumpkinified immediately and sebek has to carry him around on a little velvet cushion#i hope jade puts his plant knowledge to good use by being extremely judgy about the firmness of everyone's rind#i hope that everyone is still wearing their silly little hats as pumpkins#(i know they won't. but if we don't have hope we have nothing.)#and i'm still feeling like oogie's gotta show up later and menace jamil just by existing#perhaps we'll have to team up against him with the scullsman or something 👀#also just to get it out before being proven entirely wrong#my theory is still that he's from the past and we gotta teach him about the True Meaning of Halloween (aka candy and funtimes)#so he can go back to his own time and become the founder of modern-day candy and funtimes halloween or something#bootstrap paradox be damned#i could be entirely off-base but that's what i'm thinking right now#idk he just has the vibe of an old-timey boy to me#he's had the great misfortune of being born before there were hot topics where he could meet other jack skellington fanatics#too late for the black plague too early for the black parade 😔
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sam isn’t an alpha, he’s a feral, rebellious omega. you know this stereotype that all omegas are sexually passive and naturally submissive? sam never fitted into the ideal omega image and he only willingly submits to his mate (dean), no one else
#sam got pregnant with dean jr so he’s most definitely NOT an alpha <3#sam winchester#wincest#samdean#spn#anyway this dynamic is just *chef’s kiss*. i love when omegas are big & feral bc it’s so untypical#also omega!sam going against the rules and refusing to submit to alpha!john is so hot#he would probably have extremely painful heats & he would get very needy but also aggressive during them#which would make him feel even more like a “freak” like there’s something wrong with him#and dean would have to restrain him occasionally#he’s the only alpha who can tame sam and only bc sam ALLOWS it#honestly i think even john wouldn’t be able to make sam submit to him despite sam being an omega
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I felt like INCREDIBLY drawn to papyrus recently so I decided to do some sketches of him
I did a few doodles of other ppls drawings beforehand to see how I want to draw him and these ended up coming out
#my fav silly guy#he is so incredibly real#also love when ppl give him outfits so i did my own take#our croptop king#he is so hot guys im sorry#extremely comforting to draw???#i’m going through a very self indulgent phase#so I’ll probably draw some other favs from diff fandoms#snotloud im coming for you next#aauuughh papyrus my beloved#papyrus#undertale#ut papyrus#i should bombard him with kisses
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The parallel of donna calling a man she has been fucking for weeks ‘good boy’ when he does something she wants at work to harvey in literally episode two calling mike a ‘good boy’ when he does something harvey wants at work. Writers of suits explain yourselves
#you did NOT have to have her say that. that was a deliberate callback and you know it#what other conclusion am i supposed to draw????#marvey#suits#suits usa#now that i’m rewatching season 3 i don’t fully understand what mike sees in rachel#respectfully she is hot and smart but mike honey. your chemistry with your boss is insane#also extremely telling that he slept with rachel only once he and harvey broke up#harvey saying ‘i can’t let you do this’ to mike at the beginning of season 3 was basically harvey saying ‘i object’ to interrupt a wedding#and then the conversation he and louis have DIRECTLY comparing the partner/associate dynamic to hooking up and finding ‘the one’????????#writers of suits explain yourselves. now.#mike ross#harvey specter#suits tv
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from tommy's "THE LEGENDARY KARAOKE STREAM" timestamp 42:33.
#guys#what the FUCK is he doing with his voice#can he like not do that?#please?#can he stop? maybe?#like what the FUCK#(all of this is extremely positive in case it wasn't obvoius)#(like hooooly fucking shit that was hot)#(NOT ONLY WAS IT DEEP AS FUCKING HELL)#(IT WAS ALSO LOSER NERD MATERIAL BECAUSE HE LIKES HAMILTON???)#(HOW DO YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY)#slimecicle#what the fuck else do i put here#charlie slimecicle#goo goobie#slimeccl#sure
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I can imagine human Caine being a hot chocolate person
While pauline being a coffee person
honestly I can see it, but you're missing some people out of the equation so I added them for you 😊😊
#thanks for the ask!#tadc#tadc au#An Unexpected Reunion AU#caine#pomni#ragatha#jax#caine x pomni x ragatha#tadc showtime#ragapom#tag urself I'm both the hot choco and coffee enjoyer#no offense to tea drinkers or anything#but I like tea only when it's iced#but also I'm not as extreme as Jax is#that man is just a menace to society and he KNOWS it
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that’s HER human !!

#my art#ava#animator vs animation#ava the chosen one#ava tco#ava tdl#ava the dark lord#ava chodark#chodark#ava ships#th return of the dragon hybrid x researcher chodark au lmao#i drew this because i didn’t want to write anymore#me rereading all the moshang fics in my bookmarks has cause this drawing as well#i want to say they have a smiliar dynamic#in the way that chosen is also possessive and unaware of human culture and dark is extremely discredited but somehow bagged a hot Creature#chosen likes to listen to her talk about science (she doesn’t get it at all)#ugh lwk want a fic of them but i’ll put that at bottom of my priorities for now
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i think a lot of u are the way that you are bc u spend too much time on tumblr where everybody is an evil pervert and u were never that way or had those inclinations pre tumblr and ofc there r some ppl who genuinely have paraphilias and extreme homicidal ideation and wtv but i think the majority r just that way due to existing in a tumblr freak echo chamber
#and ur not a hybristophile js bc u find a conventionally attractive criminal hot#also i said extreme homicidal ideation bc i feel that homicidal ideation is smt everyone experiences at some point
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