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mariatesstruther · 1 year

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thinking about tommy wrapping maria’s locs for her

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Michael knows FNAF Moon is a lawsuit waiting to happen

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egophiliac · 7 months

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don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise)#malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe'#alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs!#man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK???#malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly)#also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)'#wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

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laurents-secret-diary · 9 months

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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

#caprisun #captive prince #damen #damianos of akielos #damen of akielos #kings rising #prince's gambit #ITS HIM ITS MY GUY #also can i just say #i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs #but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight #diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton #i bet he burns like a lobster #you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3 #i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN #TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT #I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos #if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by #damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it #who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach #god out of fear maybe #i would never live it down straight up never #that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh

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ohbo-ohno · 1 year

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blatantly inspired by tlou but currently thinking about a zombie apocalypse au where reader is lost and alone, no one to help her and no clue where to go, and she stumbles into this random trap in the forest, ends up in a pit in the ground. she just sits down there feeling sorry for herself cause she thinks there’s no way she’ll ever survive now that she’s trapped with no way out :(

and then here comes ghost, checking to see what set off one of his traps and he sees a pretty little thing, teary and dirt-covered. she’s clearly helpless without him, and he might be a little heartless but he’s not just gonna leave her down there to starve. so he helps her out and takes her back to his base <3

#if this exists someone send it to me ok thanks #bo writes #ghost riley x reader #also can you tell that in the second paragraph I couldn’t decide how dark I wanted to make it lol #is it love at first sight where he sees her and goes ‘keeping that’ instantly #or is it she’s stuck in his house healing a hurt ankle bc for some reason he can’t make himself kick her out and he gets very attached #cod #ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #idk how I tag

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chanbig · 4 months

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bonus chanbig!

#big kinnporsche #kpts #kinnporsche text post memes #chanbig #bigchan #kinnporsche the series #userdarcey #please accept my humble offerings #yes these have a theme. can you tell?#giving my angry man a kiss on his forehead. and he kills me instantly

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tequiilasunriise · 11 months

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When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’#the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief)#the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name)#Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

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samwpmarleau · 1 year

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JAMIE & KEELEY ↳ 2.03 Do the Right-est Thing

#once more with feeling: the way jamie glances at her for half a second and instantly knows something's wrong #and that reflexively she pretends like nothing's wrong then immediately reverses course and tells him what happened #and that he's like HOW CAN I HELP TELL ME HOW I CAN HELP #listen. LISTEN. their relationship at the beginning of the series was unsustainable #but they're on the same wavelength about so many things and are so comfortable with each other #i love them your honor #jamiekeeley in every episode #jamie tartt #keeley jones #jamie x keeley #tl #ted lasso #tedlassosource #tedlassoedit #tledit #mine

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jkpng · 5 months

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day 135/547 of missing jungkook

#jk #jungkook #buny #said i would yap abt this live and here it is #ik when i was watching it live i said to smone like. the mood is weirdly melancholic but now hes talking abt food and instantly its lighter #but since then i kinda forgot that the first half of that live is like. SUCH AN ODD VIBE #and i rewatched unprepared for it 😭 and got emotional #like idk. like the vibe is DAMP. its heavy not necessarily sad but it was Heavy #and hes talking abt not sleeping well lately and waxing poetic abt he can come here when he feels unstable and it feels safe n comforting #and like. mentioning he feels nauseous and one song looped for like 20 mins and sitting in the fucking dark just pondering silently #like bro ARE U GOOD????? its giving Me whenever im horribly depressed 😭#like ik u cant really tell someones feelings from their face esp if u dont know them but he just seemed. troubled #and i was watching it like Bro why are u on a livestream sitting in the dark staring at me w big wet eyes ARE U OK…….#and then he starts talking abt food and my eyes literally got wet bc he just. immediately brightened #and got talkative again #and i cant explain idk it made me emotional like. wuh hes happy telling us abt his noodle recipe….wuh……#and i had to tap out idk ill watch the rest later. IDK IDKKKKKKK im just fond. whatever

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chloecherrysip · 2 years

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I'm telling you, everything's gonna be all right as long as we're together!

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie spoilers #cherrysip edits #i've seen so many screenshots and a few scattered gifs but it doesn't seem like anyone's actually done a proper gifset SO #I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS SCENE. SO UNBELIEVABLY NORMAL. I DIDN'T WATCH THIS CLIP 60 TIMES AND CRY EVERY TIME #YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING #but seriously it is unbelievable how sweet these brothers are. i am SO grateful that the movie is actually giving a lot of emotional weight #to their relationship! i just can't get over how mario is wholly focused on soothing luigi because that's what's important to him #and how luigi does relax and smile because he trusts his brother wholeheartedly #PICTURES TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER :( :( :( :( :( :(#i also love how you can tell mario genuinely did not know that luigi was sucked in too (this is confirmed in the newest tv spot too)#and so he's kind of in quiet awe of where he is and then HE SEES LUIGI and PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER MODE activates instantly #their reunion in the movie is actually going to end me. i will leave my mortal body behind and rejoin the sea. IT BETTER BE GOOD #but after this i don't see how it CAN'T be. this relationship is clearly the heart of the movie - if it's already emotional in this scene #then they've got to pay that off at the end!!! it's the law!!! otherwise things will just fall flat. i believe in u movie don't let me down

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protagonist-art · 3 months

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"Uh- I'm Arnold. Bennett. It's profoundly difficult to get your lifes works and studies accepted if your name isn't... yes, oh! Are you a fan of moths, sir?"

NEW RDR2 OC!! a reclusive, clumsy entomologist and bug collector; cooped up in his study of uniformed clutter

#i drew him on such a tiny file 😭😭DIDNT THINK ABT IT im so used to drawing less detailed big headed trolls BWHAHA #I'm still figuring out where he's from and his lore!#he's definitely from south asia... I'm leaning towards him originally being from Sri Lanka #which I BELIEVE was called Ceylon at the time under british rule #im looking forward to spending some time on researching this further before coming to any conclusions. for now his backstory isss vague #and practically nonexistant #he now lives in Saint Denis! if he was in game his study would be accessible #likely through a greenhouse similar to Algernon's encounters yknow!!#some stained glass windowss lots of lamps and dark academia inspo... also agitha twilight princess inspired #he's very socially awkward and clumsy #used to being a recluse and submitting his findings and works semi-anonymously through his name but without a face #so when he encounters arthur or john OR the player if in online he's VERY surprised and even clumsier #but extremely enthusiastic to share his passions #LISTEN I'm playing rdr2 for hours almost every day but I can't tell if insects are studyable #IF it was a feature THIS MAN!!! would be the one to send you on missions related to it ESPECIALLY online #ANYWAY!!!! these r things that have instantly come to mind for him!! I hope I can develop him a little more with time and research #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #rdr2 #rdr #OC #original character #protagonist ocs #I NEVER POST MY OCS ON HERE i need 2 start posting them again #OH AND OBVIOUSLY he changed his name at least professionally... idk if it was legally or he just went around signing off as a different nam #unless someone asks for his original name he probably won't give it #i need 2 adjust his sideburns because theyr meant to be all white with some line definition but i forgot abt it 💀

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blush-and-books · 4 months

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"you know we're gonna be together forever, right?" cheesy af if ANYONE else was saying it but harvey has spent the last nine seasons building enough losergirl swagger being obsessed with donna so he gets to say this as a treat.

#'tough guy' harvey specter telling me we'd be together forever would collapse me instantly. he can say it.#darvey #suits tv

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firethekitty · 9 months

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imagine seeing two giant men arguing loudly about ethics and morality and they're both looking at each other like dogs about to start mauling each other and just being like "can you two knock it off"

#trigun #trimax #talking #i loooove vash's face in the second panel i love when you can tell he's so close to snapping #and then they both instantly turn into these silly funny guys laughing at each other. the duality

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ctrl-alt-bucky · 11 months

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Why and how has nobody drawn Ghost with the tiniest, ittiest bittiest little kitten standing on his shoulder yet. I feel let down by this fandom. What did we do to end up here

#we've got bucky with itty bitty alpine #but no ghosty with a tiny kitten he found while on a mission and couldnt bear to abandon #and he acts like hes indifferent to it but its clear that the kitty is growing on him #ALSO CONSIDER: Ghost asleep on the couch with a small kitten curled up on his chest #I CAN PICTURE IT SO PERFECTLY WHY ISNT IT REAL !!!! GET A GRIP PEOPLE !!!!#<- me telling others to get a grip when ive been hyperfixating abt this idea for a whole five (5) hours now #marvel unrelated #cod mw2 #ghost cod #cod ghost #simon riley #simon ghost riley #modern warfare 2 #john soap mactavish #soapghost #bc u know soap and ghost having a lil kitty together would heal me instantly

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redactedgender · 7 months

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my redacted tier list

i accidentally put ollie in the wrong tier (he should be in 'perfect amazing i love you') since he's the one who got me into redacted.

anyways. i have my favorites.

#can you tell guy is my favorite ever #when i tell you he can make my day better instantly #like i mean it #i could be having the worst day ever and just listen to one of his audios and im suddenly so happy #also guy and gavin are tied for first place for my favorite characters #but guy is in his own league #redacted audio #dog.txt #tier list

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thanks-obillma · 6 months

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i like to think that in universe, the scenes inside mike's head are a) animated/cartoon, and b) questionably canon. like they asked him a few questions to get a general idea and then just animated whatever they needed for the plot

#this isn't a cop out i swear #i just... cannot suspend my belief enough to accept that they can film inside his subconscious #it's either that or mike playing all 6 of them after? the whole thing to get those conversations #and honestly i think it just being animated is cuter #also the reset button #mike lied #you cannot tell me the guy who actively considers them nuisances/problems would not have gotten rid of them earlier if he could have #not saying he wouldn't instantly regret it #but come on #hotwires his brain to kick mal out of front? sure #gets rid of his whole ass mental illness forever and lives happily ever after in .5 seconds? yeah no #where was i going with this?#oh right anyways.#i'm going to go make fun headspace designs now #my brain words #assquad #total drama #td mike #td chester #td svetlana #td vito #td manitoba #td mal

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