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#and i was like :( i miss my piggy man i miss him so much-> man pig designs are so fun i love w devs lean into it
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n6ptunova · 5 months
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can u do chris bf headcanons
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boyfriend headcanons • chris sturniolo
a/n: ofc pookie!! thank you for the request🫶
warnings: none
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- chris would try to act a bit more “chill” and “nonchalant” before you guys date, but once it’s official he turns into the sweetest boy ever. he becomes almost soft spoken when it comes to you and you only.
- he goes to you for fashion advice since he can’t really match clothes. you take him shopping and dress him up in a way that he’s comfortable with but also looks so fine. he might even make one of those tiktoks “my style before and after my gf.” he also loves matching with you for sure.
- speaking of clothes, he LOVESSS when you wear his shirts and hoodies. it doesn’t matter if they’re baggy, tight, or well-fitted on you, he just thinks you look so beautiful in his clothes and he thinks it’s cute how giggly you get and how you burry your face in them admiring his lingering scent. he’ll let you keep your fav hoodie of his too.
- he cannot go to sleep without you. we all know how he’s always sleeping in nick and matt’s rooms, but ever since you got together, he only sleeps in his bed, yours, or the couch but you HAVE to be there or else what else is he gonna cuddle??
- his favourite is when he’s the small spoon laying on top of you and resting his head on your chest (not for that reason but it’s def a bonus) and you playing with his hair till he falls asleep. if he wakes up and you’re separated he’ll whine and cuddle closer to you.
- i think it’s a given that he likes when you play with his hair, it’s his weakness fr. but sometimes when you’re bored you start braiding his hair or trying different hairstyles on him like man bun, piggy tails, space buns or your personal favourite half up half down with some strands falling out. he acts like he’s annoyed when you do this but he melts at the feeling of your fingers in his hair.
- he’ll just be looking up with heart eyes at you focusing so hard to perfect the hair style for him and secretly smiling every time you get excited at how cute he looks and the little kisses you cover his face with. he’s so whipped it’s crazy.
- he’s a part of the sassy men apocalypse idc. being in a relationship with chris is mostly joking around and poking fun at each other. so when he’s in a goofy mood and you shrug him off bc you’re busy or not focused he’ll go “oh so you don’t love me anymore?? i see.”
- “babe literally what’s more important than me rn this is insanity.” you always call each other bro but when hes feeling sassy and you call him bro he’ll say, “are you bro/friend zoning me rn. what the fuck.” and sometimes he doesn’t even respond and just crosses his arms dramatically looking away until you say his name or “babe/baby”
- he takes pictures of things he noted you like before eg. the sky, sunsets, flowers, cats, etc. and sends them to you bc it reminds him of you and he knows how excited you get over them.
- he’s a mama’s boy i stand by that, so it’s important for him that you get along with mary lou, which you do! mary lou loves you so much he starts to get jealous of both of you because you’re “stealing” his mom and you’re spending more time with her that chris starts to miss you.
- i feel like in general chris is a bit touch deprived, like in vids he’s always reaching for his brothers’ hands or resting on them, hugging them, leaning on them when laughing etc. now that he has you, you get all these little touches, playing with your fingers subconsciously, tracing circles on your thighs occasionally squeezing it, rests his arms on your shoulder when you’re standing somewhere, always hugging and kissing you on the cheek, forhead, corner of your lips, and even boops your nose sometimes 😭.
- he definitely is always looking at you with loving heart eyes all the time that fans start to make edits of “the way he looks at you” and you both eat them up.
- when he’s sick he turns into a literal child, you have to baby him or else you’ll never hear the end of his whining and complaining. but it’s okay bc when you’re sick he does the same.
- overall that man is just whipped for you fr and his brothers tease him for it sometimes but he doesn’t care (he literally punches their arm almost every time and tells them to shut up but we move!)
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happeehippie · 2 months
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instagram j.b.
summary: follow along with joe and his fiancé evie as the go through his football career.
*face claim is Yasmin Quintana*
series masterlist.
breezyevie
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breezyevie: i’m proud of my joey, win or lose you’re my guy forever. until next season. ✌🏼
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user: those penalties at the end were BS!!
> breezyevie: you said it !!
user: you are cringe garbage
user: not you dyeing your hair before the biggest game of the year.
> breezyevie: maybe it was bad luck.
user: thank you for bringing such positivity to fan base
user: i love you and the bengies so much
> breezyevie: i love you!
joeyb_9: special season. thank you for being there, you rock ev. ❤️
> breezyevie: special guy. 🤍
user: i can’t believe that you’re joe b girlfriend
millyg: you’re cincy’s hero.
> breezyevie: you’re my hero.
joeyb_9
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joeyb_9: Back to work.
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user: keep shining joey, you’ll be back next year
user: now i can block evie till next season, i only follow for you.
breezyevie: you are the most inspiring and dedicated person i know. i’m obsessed with you.
> user: girl we know. get a life.
user: i’m calling it now they go undefeated next season
user: we will be back. WHO DEY!!!
user: this had me tearing up
> breezyevie: i’ve cried so much. just let it out.
user: does this mean that ur cringy gf won’t be posting you anymore?
> user: y’all love to hate on a girl for living her life.
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breezyevie: life update for you stalkers. 🤪
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user: gross
user: that drink looks so good
> breezyevie: it was amazing!!
millyg: i still can believe i wasn’t invited
> breezyevie: don’t hate me. 😅
user: clout chaser
user: you’re my idol
> breezyevie: stop, my heart will explode. 🤍🤍🤍
user: imagine joe b is ur man?
> user: and she’s so average..
user: i already can’t wait to see your game day fits. is it september yet?
user: please quit posting with joe, i’m trying to forget you’re the one who has him tied down.
joeyb_9
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joeyb_9: preciate all of the fighters that didn’t beat me up this weekend. @ufc
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breezyevie: it’s the bucket hat for me
> joeyb_9: just call me joe buckets
> breezyevie: gtfo. 🤣
user: coldest qb
user: stupid pic
user: didn’t know joey b was chill like that
user: why didn’t ev go to the fight?
> user: no one wants to see him with his busted gf
> user: they’re engaged now
> user: that’s even worse
lahjay10_: no ev slander around here
> breezyevie: you’re my favorite. 🤍
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breezyevie: is she a nascar girly now?
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user: i hate when ur posts come up on my page
user: a post that isn’t about joe? *gasp*
joeyb_9: you’re just the coolest person i know.
> breezyevie: it’s natural swag
user: iconic look
user: fine i’ll watch @nascar now
lahjay10_: she drive that fast car
user: is this why you weren’t at ufc with joe
user: are you going to become an influencer now
user: omg look at you!
user: i wanna be you when i grow up
> breezyevie: be better than me! be YOU!!
user: what a sellout. quit piggy backing off of your bf and get a real job
joeyb_9
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joeyb_9: Today and always… Happy Anniversary Ev, your gift is this pic on my feed.
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breezyevie: thanks for being you and for being mine.
> user: all of the “joe never post her” commenters, refer to the above photo.
> user: i liked it better that way
user: he deserves so much better
lahjay10_: there’s no joey b without ev! happy anniversary.
user: no way he’s got a gf!!!
> user: they have been together for like six years? like how did you miss that?
user: that should be me
user: when he didn’t post her i could pretend she didn’t exist
user: happy anniversary to my mom and dad!
bengals: Happy Anniversary to Jovie!
user: break up with her, i’m hotter.
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breezyevie: some randoms of my jb. im so lucky that i fell in love with someone who became hot and famous. my life is brighter with you in it, happy anniversary baby.
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user: i can’t wait for this wedding
user: ev is always clutch with the unseens
joeyb_9: hot, famous, and taken. it’s you and me baby.
user: mother has fed us today
user: it’s sad that she limited comments
> user: i never thought id see the day that comments would bother her, she’s got thick skin.
> millyg: sometimes it doesn’t matter how thick your skin is when the whole internet is shitting on you just bc they want your man.
breezyevies ig stories:
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rizzyu · 5 months
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▵▿— Hard Work Pays Off
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Pairing: Satoru Gojo x gn! reader
Category: fluff
Warning: none
Summary: Satoru finally got time to relax with you after coming back from a 4-week-long mission
A/N: have been obsessing over this boi lately. Eyy no you do that too yea i see you
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How long has it been?
Your husband took on an important interstate mission from the higher ups a month ago, and you hadn’t seen him since he left for that mission. He did text you between the 1-minute breaks he had. But later on he became so busy that he barely had the time to text you anymore, to the point where you started the get worried. Worried that he didn’t even let himself rest, or maybe something worse happened.
As you sat on the couch in your and Satoru’s shared home, your mind began to wander off again. Recently you were stuck in this cycle where every time you returned home from your missions for the day, you would helplessly think of nothing but Satoru. Guess this was just how much you missed him.
Your thoughts were cut short when you heard the doorbell ring. When you cautiously opened the door you a tall figure before you who was none other than Satoru himself. With a tired yet joyous smile on his face, he showed you a bag of your favourite dessert he bought just before returning home. “Darling I’m home.” Without another word, you wrapped your arms around his torso, nuzzling your face into his chest. “Welcome home, ‘Toru” Your voice starting to break. “You were gone for so long, I was starting to get worried.” “M’sorry, the higher ups are really working me to the bone, y’know?” Satoru snaked his arms around your waist to pull you close. “But I’m home now… we can finally relax together…”
Next thing you knew was Satoru’s long ass body fell limp onto you. You hastily tried to support his sudden weight by adjusting your arms, careful not to completely drop the man onto the floor. “’Toru?” Satoru nuzzled his face in the crook of your neck.
“’M so tired…” His voice was muffled.
“’Toru stand up straight, I ain’t carrying you.”
“But I’m so sleeepppyyy…”
You sighed in defeat as you mustered up enough of your remaining strength to give the man a scuffed piggy pack. “You big baby…” You plopped him on the couch with a huff. You placed a little peck on his nose before heading to the kitchen to make him something to eat. You found some cake and instant ramen packets. As you were boiling the ramen, two arms snaked around your waist. Satoru pulled you close to him from behind and buried his face in your neck once again.
“’Toru I thought you wanted to sleep?”
“I can’t sleep without you acting as my pillow.”
“Satoru does this mean you haven’t slept at all during your mission?”
Satoru didn’t respond, only watched as you stopped stirring the boiling ramen and turned to make eye contact with him. “I was bweeesyyyy… (busy lol)” You brought a hand up you pat his head. You sighed “Take a quick shower and go to sleep after eating, ok? Can’t have you exhaust yourself under my watch.”
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You sat at the dining table with Satoru as you enjoyed your steaming hot ramen and cake. “Waaa this cake is still so gooood! It’s so sweet and fluffy! Wait, when did you get this??”
“Heh I got this specifically for you while you were still on your mission. I guess I’m just amazing when it comes to buying cakes.”
“And I have good taste in cakes right?”
“Yeah yeah whatever you say.”
“Tsk you’re so mean…”
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“Alright since you’re finished with your food, go take a shower. I’ll be waiting for you on bed.”
As Satoru showered, you couldn’t help but smile at the thought of Satoru acting like a little child after just arriving home. You knew Satoru barely had the time to actually enjoy the trip with so many tasks at hand, so it brought you joy to cheer Satoru up. You thoughts were cut short when Satoru stepped out of the bathroom, towel around his neck and damp bangs falling over his forehead. You’ve got to admit he looks so fucking captivating after shower. It honestly was taking you all your strength to not nosebleed. (I wrote this bc I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.)
“Hey you’re staring…”
You didn’t even notice yourself staring that Satoru until he told you. “WHAAT? No I’m not…” Satoru treaded over and got on bed with you. “Yea you were. Can’t resist my charm hmm?”
Smug bastard.
He crawled over you and caged you underneath him, watching as your cheeks and the tips of your ears immediately turned a pretty shade of pink. “Hey don’t you think this is the perfect time to make out?” “Satoru!” You turned your head to the side. “It’s late, plus you just got back from a mission. It’d be better if you rest now.” Satoru pouted at your response and gave you the most precious puppy eyes. You sighed. “How about tomorrow? If you sleep now, we can do whatever you want tomorrow.” Satoru perked up at your offer.
“Really? Anything I want?”
“Anything.”
With a cute little yay, Satoru laid beside you and pulled you close. You felt his soft lips capture yours. Satoru brought a hand up the cradle your face and tilted it to deepen the kiss. When you pulled away to catch your breath, he buried his head in your chest. “Then good night baby…” His voice gradually became softer and softer. “Satoru?” You tenderly called out his name before hearing little snores come from his plump lips. He was so tired he fell asleep in a matter of seconds. Cute. You placed a peck at the crown of his head and held his sleeping body close to you.
“You worked really hard didn’t you?” You softly chuckled “Good night to you too angle boy.”
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feeder86 · 1 year
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The Feeders’ Foreplay
“You’re late,” stated the most attractive man Levi had ever seen as he opened the door to the uptown, grotesquely lavish apartment.
It took Levi a couple of seconds to swallow the wave of arousal upon seeing his hook-up in real life. Viewing the pictures on the app was one thing, but in person, Jac had a whole new level of sex appeal; maybe more than any other man alive. 
“I’m so sorry,” Levi stuttered, already sensing that the role play had started, judging by the harsh and stern way Jac was looking at him. “There were roadworks on 45th Street; burst water pipes, or something. The bus had to go around.” He stepped inside; his hardness already very substantial just by simply standing next to Jac.
“It makes no difference to me,” Jac finally relented. “It won’t affect my schedule. Although, it does mean that you just missed one of my transformations; a rather disgusting, skinny postal worker, now a deliciously oversized, blubbery monster!” he smiled with pride.
Levi sucked in hard, trying to control his arousal. He didn’t know that the role play would start this quickly, but he was glad that it had. Jac had been such a smooth talker since they had begun messaging a couple of days ago; not dropping out of character once. He claimed to have mercilessly fattened thousands of guys to outrageous sizes and spoke with such detail about the changes that he found so incredibly satisfying to observe.
Until about six months ago, Levi had always considered himself to be a feeder. He’d dated and fed quite a few fat guys in his time, although he didn’t ever have quite the imagination for role play; nor the natural affinity for domination like Jac did. He’d gained a little weight over the holidays last year; the fresh fat sitting over his six pack and arousing him more than he ever thought it would. He’d started to chat to other feeders; allowed himself to be encouraged by them, in much the same way as he had done in the past. Now he was thirty pounds heavier than he had ever been in his life, with a little round belly on him that gave him more kinky satisfation than he could ever have imagined. He lifted off his shirt, and allowed Jac to see the small little belly that he had developed, tapping it at the side to show him that it was genuinely quite soft. “Fatten me into one of your piggy boys!” he growled with lust.
Levi had only been fed by one other feeder before. It had been a new experience, having been stuffed to the brim with food until his stomach was rather painful. He remembered feeling incredibly uncomfortable on the bus ride home, despite the fact that climaxing at that level of fullness had been the most erotic thing he had ever experienced. Now he was definitely ready to do it again, feeling a desperate desire to impress the beautiful guy he had just met for the first time. He followed Jac through the apartment, gasping as he saw the amazing view through the windows, hardly able to comprehend his luck that he was even standing in one of these multi-million dollar penthouses. Was he really being led to the bedroom already?
Jac stood at the door, barring Levi’s entrance. “Take your pants off before you come in here,” he ordered; his tone suggesting that there was no room for compromise, nor that Jac would be dropping his dominant demeanor anytime soon.
“Yes, sir!” Levi grinned, eager to submit as he kicked off his shoes and removed his pants, along with his underwear. He’d always been proud of the size of his penis. It was something all guys commented on, and he stood there, decidedly erect, waiting for Jac to comment.
Jac merely glanced down and gave the briefest of scoffs. “I’ve got other boys in here,” Jac grinned. “I’m going to fatten them, just like I am you.” With that, he gave Levi’s plush little paunch a poke, spiking his arousal even more.
Levi moaned with pleasure. “I can’t wait to be your fat little piggy!” he declared, just as Jac leaned in for a kiss; their hands sliding all over each other. Then, with a kick of Jac’s foot, the door swung open, revealing the concealed room at last.
It was the smell that hit Levi first; the stale sweat of a gym changing room. Blackout blinds covered the windows, meaning that the large, otherwise empty space was lit only from a single bulb above. In the two furthest corners of the room, two handsome and built men sat on their knees, chained to the wall. One of them even had a ball gag in his mouth, looking up only briefly, before lowering his head once more.
“Run! Get out of here!” the other guy in the corner called out as Levi walked in with Jac. “Have you eaten anything yet? He’s going to fatten you like he did the others!”
Levi’s pulse raised even further. This whole role play was even kinkier than he had expected. He had no idea that there would be others getting involved. All the while, Levi kept on grinning with enthusiasm, despite feeling that the other guy was perhaps taking it a little far with the shouting. 
In the very middle of the room, Jac kissed him fiercely in front of the other two men, as if to assert his dominance. “I’ve saved you a spot just over here…” the sexy guy whispered, pointing at a set of chains that were screwed tightly into the corner of the room. He turned to the guy in the corner, still shouting at Levi to leave, zoning in on him, his gaze silencing the noisy man immediately. “Will, Will, Will…” Jac tutted. “Anyone would think you didn’t love me, going on like this!”
The man, who Levi now knew as Will, nodded his head, as if suddenly captivated by the beauty of Jac. “I love you…” he nodded slowly. “I love you so much!” 
“I know you do,” Jac agreed, smirking as if he was holding back a laugh. He stepped forward, pulling the good looking guy into his crotch. There, Will moaned with lust, mouth agape, breathing in the scent of his master, looking decidely desperate to suck the dick that was hidden underneath Jac’s clothes. 
Following Jac, once Will had been pacified, Levi slipped down onto his knees, copying the two other men in the room; allowing the sexy dominant to quietly cuff him.
“Good boy!” Jac smiled, looking down at Levi, now in his rightful place. “Are you hungry, little piggy?” he asked, rubbing the guy’s head and messing up his hair as another display of his total control over him, pulling his head into his crotch in much the same way as he had Will moments earlier.
“I’m starving!” Levi nodded, adding as much enthusiasm as he could, considering how much the other guys were all going for it.
Just behind the door, sat a small plate with a delicious looking cream cake. Levi licked his lips theatrically as Jac brought it towards him. “I prepared it just for you!” Jac declared, sitting it down on the floor in front of the naked Levi.
“Don’t eat that…” the other guy mumbled, as if not quite able to think clearly, but still trying hard.
“Dig in, Piggy!” Jac ordered, stepping back and allowing Levi to brace himself on all fours, something Levi was just about able to do given the sufficient slack on the chains. From there, he threw his mouth down straight onto it and gorged upon it in a way that he hoped Jac would find kinky and arousing. He licked around his mouth and could just about reach his nose to slide the mess onto his nose and suck it clean. “Good boy!” Jac laughed. “You did the right thing.”
Levi smiled, feeling that he would have done anything for Jac; absolutely anything in the world. He’d never met anyone like him before, and knew that he never would again.  But suddenly, Jac was leaving the room, as if he had lost interest in an instant. The door closed and Levi was left feeling a little disorientated, chained as he was to the wall. “Where’s he gone?” he asked the only other person who was able to speak to him.
“He…” the guy tried to reply, sounding hungover, before losing track entirely and falling silent.
Levi waited patiently, still feeling an incredible sense of eroticism for the scenario that he was in. He looked over at the other guys in there with him, admiring their fit, toned bodies. For that, Levi felt a small spike of jealousy. Although he had decided to give into his gaining urges for the past few months, Levi knew he wouldn’t keep at it for long. Before the summer ended, he planned to start a big cut and get back in shape. This belly, as cute as it was, was not going to be a permanent fixture, that was for sure. He wasn’t quite ready to lose himself entirely to these kinks of his.
After fifteen minutes or so, Levi heard voices once more, coming from somewhere in the apartment. “Here comes another one,” the guy in the corner mumbled, apparently waking up a little more than before. “Every hour a new one of us arrives!”
Even the other man in the corner looked up as the door opened and Jac walked in with a new person by his side. Levi recognised him right away as Harry, a guy he’d spoken to many times online. Undressed and naked, he followed Jac into the room, much like Levi only half an hour earlier; his erection just as solid as Levi’s was now upon seeing Jac once more. Although slightly shorter in real life than Levi had pictured him, Harry was a beautifully toned and handsome guy, with a wicked way with words when he’d encouraged Levi to overeat whilst they had been online together in the past. But why would Harry be interested in coming to a feeder’s place? Was he here to feed Levi as well? Or, would Jac feed them both together? Fuck! That would be a super hot scenario to be in!
“You need to go now!” a groggy, chained-up Will called out as Harry kissed Jac with passion in the middle of the room. “Run!”
“Hey, Harry!” Levi chimed in. “What’re you doing here?” he asked, despite not really being heard over the noise of his overzealous companion in the room. He sighed; finding the guy’s performance a little overdone. “Don’t worry about him,” he called to Harry. “I think he might be an actor or something. I’m not sure about the other guy,” he nodded across the room to the man in the ball gag.
“These are my piggies,” Jac announced before Harry could reply or even acknowledge Levi at all. “Are you ready to join them?”
“Hell yeah!” Harry nodded with lust, slipping down onto his knees and allowing the chains to be placed around his wrists. Levi felt a pang of excitement too. Now that the room was filled, maybe they would finally start getting going with this super kinky role play!
“You’re just in time for the show,” Jac grinned with excitement. “But, first things first…” he smirked, disappearing for only a second and returning with another cream cake, identical to the one Levi had eaten. “Are you ready to impress me?”
“Don’t eat it!” cried the man in the corner again, making Levi roll his eyes. The guy probably thought he was adding a sense of mystery and intrigue to this role play, however, he seemed to shout with such conviction that it actually became a bit of a buzz-kill.
“Eat it up, Harry!” Levi shouted across. “I’ve had mine. It was delicious!”
Harry did exactly as he was instructed, overcome with arousal for Jac and this scenario in much the same way that Levi was. Their keeper, Jac, laughing with delight as he saw the piggish way Harry guzzled it down with such enthusiasm. 
As soon as Harry was done, Jac turned his back on him, looking instead at the man with the ball gag, in the corner next to Harry. Dripping in sweat, the man seemed reluctant to look Jac in the eyes, positively squirming as he became Jac’s focus. “I said 6.15, didn’t I, Piggy?” Jac smirked, holding up his wrist to look at his expensive watch as it ticked down the time. “And that is in fifty seconds from now!”
With that, Jac reached down, removed the ball gag and managed to unclip the cuffs on the man’s wrists with surprising speed. “Please… please don’t…” the muscular captive mumbled even after they’d kissed with surprising sweetness.
Jac seemed to revel in his whimpering. “No, Piggy. It’s too late…” he laughed.
“I don’t think I want to be a…”
“Awh! That’s just too bad, Piggy!” Jac teased him, with an obvious hard-on pressing against the crotch of his pants. “Just ten more seconds!”
Their lips met once more, but with a final surge of energy, the man seemed to tear himself away and quickly made for the door.
Jac simply stood with an even bigger grin on his face as he watched his captive flee. “Run!” cried Will. “Find the front door!”
“3…2…1…” counted an elated Jac, holding up his watch again as he kept a beady eye on the naked man staggering his way down the long corridor; the sounds of door handles being tried were all everyone, apart from Jac, could now detect from the escapee.
Suddenly, a loud moan was heard from the corridor, followed by the most tremendous burp that roared up with a fury. Jac laughed with sheer joy. His cruel eyes seemed to dance with fire and his smile was brighter than anything Levi had ever seen before. Then he left, following the fleeing man and closing the door behind them both.
Now, the shouting man in the corner lowered his head in defeat. “It’s too late,” he simply mumbled.
“Is he coming back?” new-boy, Harry, asked Levi, surprised that they had all been left alone in the room.
“Yeah, he’ll be back,” Levi nodded, keen to show his expertise. “This whole thing is kinky as fuck!” he growled, feeling even more aroused now that Harry was here as well.
“You boys have no idea…” the other man sighed, shaking his head in disapproval, but thankfully remaining silent thereafter.
The time passed with relative speed after that; now that Levi had someone to chat to in the room. It seemed that Harry was just as aroused as Levi was and they spent their time speculating over the many possible erotic scenarios that might unfold next; both of them very much convinced that the performance of the previously ball-gagged man in the corner had all been that of an actor. The other guy in the corner simply shook his head silently, only confirming in Levi and Harry’s mind that he was part of this storyline as well. 
“Fucking hell! Another one!” Levi mumbled in surprise as he heard a new voice from outside of the room. Harry raised his eyebrows as well. It was true; someone else had indeed arrived at the apartment. 
Levi looked over at their other companion, Will, trying to gauge whether he too was expecting yet another guy to be joining them that evening. However, as Levi turned his head, his nose picked up the stench of sweat. Will’s face and, indeed, his entire body was positively glistening. 
“Jeez, dude! You stink!” Levi grumbled, having decided that he didn’t care how impolite he sounded. Will had been far too into his role and had spoiled some of the eroticism when both he and Harry had arrived.
In walked Jac once more; this time with a young, handsome guy that Levi thought he recognised from somewhere, although he wasn’t all that sure. Their dominant host introduced them all as the ‘piggies’ once again; Levi and Harry nodding with lustful pleasure to go along with it all. When Jac told the new boy to get down on the floor to be cuffed in the now vacant corner, both Harry and Levi cheered him on; as they did when his cream cake was served and the horned-up guy had to eat it all whilst on all-fours in his corner. This time, the previously vocal man in the corner was completely silent; perhaps reflecting on the fact that his earlier performances had been a little over the top.
After the initiation was done, Jac turned his attention back to the only man who had been there longer than Levi. “Oh dear, little piggy!” he laughed, seeming to notice just how sweaty the guy had become. “It looks like it’s almost your turn… How exciting!”
Jac leaned down and unlocked the man’s chains. Despite the guy’s resistance and overzealous approach to the role play earlier, he seemed to have changed character completely. He was now playing someone a lot more submissive, resigned to the inevitable as Jac lavished him with attention at last. The pair kissed and touched each other as if so desperately in love. But then Jac pulled back and laughed. He tugged at the guy’s arm, pulling him to the middle of the room, directly under the single hanging bulb.
“Are you ready to show these piggies what they’re in for?” Jac asked. “None of them have seen it yet. You’re the only one!”
The man was silent and he closed his eyes tight shut as he saw Jac raise his wrist to count the seconds ticking down on his watch. Levi didn’t know why he was so aroused. It was probably the done thing that they were all to run out of the room at this point, wherein the next part of this sexually charged scenario would continue. But the man didn’t seem as though he intended to move. Instead, all his muscles were tensed, as if he was bracing himself for a massive impact. His eyes were closed tight, as if he never expected to open them again.
“5…4…”
Levi and the other boys joined in, smiling with arousal as the sexy Jac toyed with them all.
“3…2…1…”
As all four of them called out ‘Zero,’ the man in the middle of the room suddenly doubled over slightly, growling as though a great wave of pain had just attacked his stomach. He lifted his head once more, then gave the loudest, most intense burp, as if there was to be no air left in his body at all.
Jac’s eyes danced with burning light as Will’s body started moving in the most unnatural manner; his hips rocking back and forth, slowly at first, then faster and faster. The coordination and choreography involved was really quite impressive, Levi thought. But then things started to get stranger and Levi stopped smiling with glee as something else began happening. Will’s stomach seemed to be bloating. He’d thought the guy had been pushing it out to start with, but now it seemed far too extreme to be explained away just like that. Now when his hips shook, there was a definite flutter of jiggle in what appeared to be love-handles actually forming on his sides. Jac seemed to have noticed as well, for inbetween his howls of delight, he began poking and prodding Will in the areas that were causing Levi to look up with such alarm. He wanted to look across at Harry and ask if he knew what this was, but the horror of it all kept his eyes glued in place. Will was literally changing before their eyes. There was no way that this could be anything but real.
The swell of Will’s stomach, inflating more and more, began to resemble a very real paunch in almost no time at all. Even his groin was filling with mass. With his side-on view, Levi could also so the width of Will also increasing. His thighs and butt were increasing in size, however it was obvious that there was absolutely nothing but pure fat being deposited all over his body. Pretty soon, his swollen tummy had an actual shelf below his chest; something else that appeared to be softening with extreme speed. As his body rocked, his nipples began to jiggle more and more, showing that Will no longer had the extreme athleticism that he once had. With his eyes still shut tight, Will looked like he was trying desperately to igore or fight back anything that was being done to him. His face was swelling with fat, stealing his jawline entirely and seeming to build itself, wrapping around his neck like a scarf and creating the beginnings of a small bump at the very back of his head.
Jac, hysterical with joy, continued poking and prodding the fattening man. He could now fill his entire hand with the blubber around Will’s waist and so he grabbed at it keenly, shaking and wobbling the fat as if to remind Will that this was actually happening to him. But Jac also took time to glance over at the three other guys, laughing as he saw the fear and surprise in their eyes.
Things suddenly became a lot more serious. The fat that had acumulated on Will’s stomach was now expanding further, reshaping itself with folds in the skin. Jac raised the guy’s arms in the air so that he could witness this phase better; the fat encircling his waist, making it look like a ball was being pumped from within. The fat from his chest had started gathering under his arms and his nipples seemed to slide out of place as they jiggled and bounced.
When Jac dropped the guy’s arms and slapped Will’s butt, Levi couldn’t get over how much the fat rippled across the glutes and thighs. What’s more, Levi hadn’t even noticed the gradual loss of definition in the guy’s muscular arms until they were now large, doughy and shapeless with fat. His neck was disappearing entirely, with large puffed up cheeks masking the striking man he used to be. As the gut pushed outwards, the fat simulatenously swelled into his back and rear, widening him in all directions. The man’s penis, once a prominent feature, was now almost entirely masked by the blubbery thighs and a strange sack of fat, like a small belly, that had filled Will’s groin, threatening to bury his penis entirely. Then, all of a sudden, the man’s swollen belly began to sag and the genitals disappeared entirely out of Levi’s view.
Every part of Will’s body now wobbled and bounced. Levi had no idea how massive the man had become, knowing only that he was larger than any of the guys he had ever checked out on the gaining websites and socials he visited. At some point, the great fattening spectacle ended and Will fell into the unnaturally strong arms of Jac, having clearly fainted. “You’re next, piglets!” he laughed, looking around at the three chained guys in the room, whilst holding the well over five hundred pound man up like an enormous teddy bear. Then, with complete ease, he dragged Will out of the room and shut the door. 
“What the fuck!” shouted the new guy from the corner once they were alone. “Was that real?”
“I think so,” Levi nodded, somehow sounding calm.
“He told me not to eat the food,” Harry mumbled, pointing accusingly at Levi; his mind clearly recounting everything that had happened previously.
Levi felt a pang of guilt, having actively encouraged the other two to do exactly what Jac had wanted.
“He doesn’t care! He’s already fat!” the newest guy suddenly blasted, turning on Levi as well. “He probably wants this!” he growled with anger.
“I’m not fat like that!” Levi stated defensively, looking down at his small tummy. “Why are we even arguing about this?”
“We’ve got to get out of here!” Harry suddenly jumped in, tugging at the strong chains that held him to the wall.
“And what good would that do?” Levi asked. “I think we all know that whatever caused Will to fatten like that… it was the same thing that was in those cakes we ate.”
“Well, I’m not sticking around to find out,” Harry proclaimed with defiance, straining himself as he tried to pull even harder at the chains.
“Harry, come on! Be smart about this! You don’t even have any clothes.”
“So, what, we just accept that we’re toast?” the new guy added, outraged.
“We need to think about how we convince the next guy to run for it so that he doesn’t fall into this trap as well,” Levi reasoned.
“Coming from the guy who positively encouraged us to eat that cream cake?” Harry blasted angrily.
“I didn’t know that this was all real!” Levi tried to defend himself. “I was a little late. I didn’t see this happen to the other guys in here.”
“There were others?” the new guy asked with horror.
“It seems to go like clockwork. A new guy arrives every eighty minutes or so. It’s like some sort of twisted conveyorbelt,” Levi explained, suddenly remembering that he was next to reach the end of it.
The boys pondered on that idea for some time and they sat in silence, contemplating their fate. It was hard to tell how quickly or slowly time ran in that deserted room. Sometimes they would hear the distant sounds of Jac talking with someone on the phone, flirting with them in much the same way he had captured Levi, along with the other two.
“You sound so kinky…” Jac was heard to flirt. He seemed to be standing directly outside of the room, as if to deliberately tease and goad his chained-up victims. “I want to turn you into my big fat boy… Come over. Let me feed you!” He laughed and moaned down the phone, pretending to find whatever lustful retort his prospective victim came up with the most arousing thing he had heard all year. “My address? Are you really sure? I’m a very kinky guy, you know? I like to lock my boys up and feed them. Then I watch them fatten and grow for me.”
The three boys all looked at each other feeling extremely foolish. There was nothing that Jac had told them that wasn’t true. They’d all been warned; every last one of them.
Levi contemplated the transformation he had just witnessed, trying to convince himself that it had all been some sort of elaborate trick. Things like that simply could not happen in real life; not really. But he’d witnessed it himself; with his own eyes. Inexplicably, it somehow felt harder to recall the details as the minutes crept away; as if the memory of it was slowly being erased from his mind entirely. The time continued to slip by and Levi sat quietly, listening to the other two chatting with relative calmness, despite feeling no desire to join in himself. He felt like a black cloud was hovering over him, getting darker and more angry as the seconds ticked away. In fact, Levi was only pulled out of his own thoughts when he noticed a huge bead of sweat rolling down his nose and splashing onto the floor.
“Are you all right?” Harry asked, suddenly noticing the way Levi was looking at his arms and torso.
“I think this is how it starts,” Levi fretted, lifting his arm and smelling the stench of sweat. He could hardly believe the words as they tumbled out of his mouth. “I think it might be my turn!”
Right on cue, the three boys heard someone new arriving in the apartment. “GET OUT OF HERE!” they began shouting; although none of them seemed to recall exactly why. It was just something they said they would do for a purpose that wasn’t completely clear in their heads. “HE’S GOT US LOCKED UP! CALL THE POLICE!”
As they shouted and wailed, it was clear that the voices were still getting closer and closer to the room. Suddenly, the door opened and in walked a smiling athletic guy, naked and already rubbing his own hardness as he surveyed the chains and other naked guys. “This is so fucking horny!” he grinned with arousal, only seeming to stroke his dick harder as the three of them tried to warm him. He swept in to kiss Jac, looking just as besotted as they all were.
After the kiss, Jac simply stood and listened to them shouting and wailing their warnings. His smile filled his face and Levi suddenly understood that this was actually his real game; where the thrill of his set up really gave him a buzz. He gave all his victims plenty of warning, yet they would all fall into his trap, no matter what. “You see that sweaty piggy in the corner?” he pointed at Levi. “The one with the blubbery, little paunch on him? He’s the next one I’m going to do it to.”
“What’re you going to feed him?” the latest guy asked, still stroking himself with absolute arousal.
Jac took the guy’s hand, stopping him from pleasuring himself and taking his first steps to control at long last. “First things first…” he smiled, pointing into the now vacant corner of the room.
Levi had given up shouting now, but the other two were still trying, watching as the handsome boy slipped onto his knees and allowed the chains to be fixed around his wrists. Then, with eyes filled with love and lust for his captor, the boy slipped onto all fours and inhaled the cream cake that was brought to him. 
The two other guys fell suddenly silent, realising, just like Levi, that all their warnings were futile. Jac would always win.
“Come on, little piggy!” Jac smiled at Levi, bending down to unlock his chains.
Despite himself, Levi felt the semi he’d had since Jac came in suddenly stiffen into concrete. There was just something so all-consuming about the man’s presence. Even with everything Levi thought he knew, he still felt… in love.
“Now, you’re going to be a good piggy, aren’t you?” Jac asked him. “We’ve got to show the new boy what’s in store for him,” he stated seriously, positioning the sweaty Levi under the single light bulb, facing the newest captive, as if he was about to put on a show. “Hmm, what do you have to say for yourself?” he teased.
Levi swallowed, deciding that fighting this was not something he could physically do. “I’m a good piggy,” he nodded, looking earnestly up at the man he was most attracted to in the whole world.
Jac’s face spread with surprise and delight at Levi’s submission. “Oh, you are?” he laughed. “You hear that?” he called to the other three. “This one says he’s a good piggy!” He turned to speak softly into Levi’s ear. “Are you going to fatten up beautifully for me? Turn this little belly of yours into something spectacular?”
“Yes,” Levi nodded.
Jac smirked and raised his arm to look at his watch. “Do the countdown with me then, Piggy!” he whispered. “10… 9…8…”
Levi tried to join him, but he was at least half a second behind Jac each time; too overcome with the experience.
“6….5…4…”
Levi looked at the newest guy in front of him; his wide smile and naive understanding of where he actually was.
“3…2…”
Levi couldn’t finish. A deep, primal urge to roll forwards and hold his stomach suddenly overcame him. He moaned from the dull pain that seemed to be emanating from his stomach, then he suddenly stood upright, opening his throat and letting out the most insane burp of his entire life. He started to notice that his hips were shaking backwards and forwards, with Jac crying out in delight; his words incomprehensible to Levi at that moment with all the strange physical sensations that were ripping through his body. He placed his hands on his stomach, feeling it rising like dough beneath his chest. Then Jac smacked his hands away so that he didn’t block anyone else’s view of the transformation that was already beginning to occur.
“Look at him!” Jac was shouting, as Levi felt his butt being slapped and his love handle pinched. “Look at this beautiful fat! It’s fantastic!”
As Levi’s body rocked uncontrollably, he began to feel more and more areas jiggling. He knew his ass had started to swell, for it shook wildy. But then that jiggle started to spill out, into his thighs and even into his back. Since his little gain after the holidays, he’d already experienced a little movement in his chest, but now he felt his nipples shaking like never before, with the feeling of an odd mass beginning to surround his erect penis.
Levi knew that he had altered by quite a considerable amount, for the new victim in the corner now curled up against the wall, starting with shock and horror. Levi tried to look down, feeling a ring of fat squeezing into his neck. He saw his hands, unrecognisable with chubby fingers and mere dimples where his knuckles once were. Then, all of sudden, there it was: a giant mass of stomach that had created its own shelf beneath his doughy chest. Jac had slipped his finger inside the belly button and was using it to shake the incredible, soft lard that had formed such a giant tank on his body.
Standing up and keeping balance was getting harder. Levi readjusted his feet, but he always felt the strong arm of Jac pressing against his back, as if he knew exactly when he was needed to step in. Levi let his head rock back and rest against Jac’s broad chest, surrendering himself entirely to the fattening that was occurring. 
“Ata, boy!” Jac cooed, enjoying Levi’s total surrender, allowing the magic of the transformation to tear through him without the slightest resistance. 
Levi began to breathe deeply, feeling an incredibly warm and tingling arousal in his penis. He closed his eyes and moaned softly. He could feel his whole body swinging backwards and forwards like a large, increasingl heavy and speherical pendulum. But the feeling of arousal was so pleasant and comforting, there in Jac’s strong grip. He had no concept of how fat he had grown, but in that moment, he had no regrets in the slightest. It was as if Jac had been the person he had been waiting to meet his entire life.
“I think you’re going to be my fattest pig of the day,” Jac whispered, sending Levi into an inexplicably instant and intense orgasm that made him howl and his knees buckle, forcing Jac to hold him up entirely.
Levi felt his eyes grow heavy. The transformation over.
“You’re next!” he heard Jac laugh towards Harry. Then he felt his entire, monstrously obese body being dragged out of the room, with no idea what would come next.
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HEYY!! so can u do modern bill head cannons where reader is his child and they’re really clingy & love physical touch, yk, preferably gn reader :)
(Making shit like this makes me miss my dad sm man)
Bill Kaulitz Clingy Child
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Bill thinks you're the embodiment of himself when he was younger
He always feeds into your little gestures
He is always carrying you, hugging you, kissing the top of your head and holding your hand
He's your dad, he always wants to make you feel loved
He doesn't care that you want a lot of affection, especially physically
He would never want to turn down his baby and can't give away to you
You have your dad wrapped around your finger
You have been clung to him ever since you were born man
Bill was always the one to put you to sleep, help you when you got hurt and make sure you were okay
You love your dad so much and just feel so safe with him
It always went on when you were older also
You never left without hugging your dad bye or telling him you loved him
You weren't afraid to hug him bye in front of your friends or anything and Bill was happy about that
You just love your dad
You always hang off your dad's back ISTG
He was always giving you piggy back rides or carrying you around on his shoulders
You carried little bags for him on his back when shopping when you were a kid
You actively sneak into your parents room and just sneak between them to snuggle with your parents
You always go and find your dad on the couch and just cuddle into his side
Bill always lets you in, he would never turn you away from him
He just kisses your head and hugs you back as you fall asleep
He plays with your hair just like when you were a kid and it just feels so comforting
Especially when you're having a hard time
Your dad gives the most comforting affection and you feel so safe with him
I can't explain it
You never wanted to be apart from your dad
Literally never so you were always with him
Especially on your and on stage with him
You are so clingy to your dad and Bill doesn't care
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fiapartridge · 1 year
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late night talking | jack hughes
summary: jack’s having a terrible day and decides to call you late at night…
warning(s): swearing
kinda not in love with this one but what can ya do!
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Jack hated calling when it was late at night because he knew you'd answer every single time— even if it meant sacrificing precious hours of sleep and living like a sleep-deprived zombie by the time the sun comes up. 
But tonight, he just couldn't resist it. 
His day was absolutely terrible. It all started with waking up an hour later than his alarm was set, then missing breakfast with the team because he couldn't find his tan T-shirt anywhere which resulted in him tearing apart his entire hotel room searching for the missing piece of clothing that was simply rolled up at the bottom of his suitcase, then getting a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of his new AF1s on his way to the arena, and as the stupid cherry on top, the Devils lost their last road game of the—almost clean sweep—West Coast roadie to the fucking Seattle Kraken. 
And he knew you were tired. You spent all day texting him about all of the essays and projects your professors were assigning you. You were awake until 2AM (New Jersey time), hacking away at all of the assignments. You couldn't wait to go to sleep. 
You finally put your writing utensils away and stored your laptop in the drawer of your desk where it would be waiting to be opened tomorrow for more work. Your hair was in a messy bun and your pajamas were strapped against your body. You were so ready for bed. You pulled back the covers and shimmied yourself in, careful not to move the pink blanket resting at the foot of the bed. 
Skimming through your emails one last time, making sure there wasn't any last-minute work assigned by your professors, you turned off your phone and placed it on the bedside table. Your arm stretched a little farther to click the button on your lamp, but when you saw Jack's caller ID and the photo of him giving you a piggy-back around the Prudential Center, all systems were on high alert. 
You sat back up, pulling the phone to your ear. You were terrified. You knew Jack hated calling you late at night— even though you told him loads of times that you didn't mind. So if he was calling you now, knowing it was 2AM where you were, he must've really needed something. 
The line was silent when you answered. Nothing else other than a faint static could be heard between the two of you.
"Jack?" you called. "Are you okay?"
You could hear his breathing. It wasn't calm, but it wasn't rapidly fast either. It sounded like a boy with something on his mind.
"Hey, Y/N/N," he said. He was so quiet, it felt like you had to lean into the phone to hear him better. 
"It's eleven in Seattle. Why aren't you asleep?" you asked.
"I wanted to, I just," he paused. Static. Calmer breaths. "I just missed you so fucking much, Y/N."
"I miss you, too, but it's only two more days. I'll see you on Sunday. What's going on?"
You couldn't see him, but his head was shaking back and forth on the other side of the line and he was rubbing his forehead like a middle-aged man after seeing his kids scribbling all over the walls. He was stressed and tired and all he wanted was to come home and see you, to sleep in your bed tonight, and to be with you.
"My day was just... terrible. It was unbelievably terrible. It was like one bad thing would happen and then ten minutes later, another bad thing happened. It was like God was just shitting over my entire day. So much fucking shit."
You laughed softly, a slight yawn mixed in between. "I don't think God was resting at the toilet, shitting all over your day, but it sounds like it was pretty bad. What happened?"
He sighed. "No, I should let you go to sleep. It's what? Two o'clock over there?"
"You called, and I answered. Tell me."
He took a moment, like he was actually debating whether to tell you or not. He knew you would go to extreme lengths to get it out of him, and he didn't want to tire you out even more. "We lost."
That was all he said.
Two words.
We lost.
You were confused to say the least. You knew he lost. You kept up with every single one of his games. They won every single road game before that: the Hurricanes, the Ducks, the Kings, the Sharks. So what, they lost to the Kraken? It's not like they won't have another chance to win again on Sunday against the Penguins, or Tuesday against the Golden Knights. There were so many more games to play. What was the big deal?
"Okay... is that it?" you asked. You dipped your toe in, scared that he might blow up and tell you something dramatic like 'it's more than a game, it's my life.'
But the line went quiet again. Nothing more than a bit of static and breathing. But then he talked and you wanted to do nothing more than book a flight out to Seattle and run to him with your arms out. You wanted to be there for Jack— you always did. 
He sighed. "It's just— we were losing for so long and when we were winning again, it felt so good, like we were finally back. Like we were a team again. But then we lost and, I don't know, it felt as if we were back on that losing streak, like it was yesterday. Like none of the road games even happened. We were just— losers again."
You rolled your eyes, and laughed. Yes, you laughed. Jack was confused, too. He wondered why you were laughing. He just poured out his entire thought process, all of his feelings, and you were laughing. Why were you laughing?
He frowned. "It's not funny, Y/N/N."
"I know, I know," you wiped your eyes. You didn't know if you were tearing up because you were deliriously tired or you were just laughing too hard. "It's just— you lost in overtime. You were close. It wasn't an 8 - 1 loss, or a complete shutout. You almost won, Jack. It was one goal that separated you and the other team. So what, you lost one game? This one game won't cost you your chances at playoffs and it won't make me love you any less. No one thinks that you are a loser. I'd rather be with you than a guy that's won every single one of his games. I love you, Jack. Win or lose, it's always you."
"So you don't want to be with Pastrnak?"
You rolled your eyes and giggled. "Not into beards."
He laughed. "Really? Because I think I'm starting to grow something here, Y/N/N."
You scoffed. "In your wildest dreams, Hughes."
"Speaking of dreams, I should probably let you get back to that."
"Alright, just— know that I love you, okay? Win or lose; I'm always gonna come home to you, and I'm always gonna love you."
You could hear the sound of a light switch on the other side of the line. Jack was getting ready for bed, too. He crawled underneath the covers, knowing his teammates were probably out getting drunk somewhere at a bar nearby. But he didn't care about grabbing a beer and throwing all of his feelings into Taylor Swift karaoke with Nico Hischier (that was more of a 'you and Nico' thing). All he wanted was to hear your voice, to tell you goodnight, that he loves you, and that he'll call you again when the sun comes up.
Because to him, you were worth more than a lifetime of wins.
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anisespice · 8 months
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tall fem reader?
tall fem reader!!! thanks for the request, anon :)))
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hq ver.
pairing: college!tr x tall!fem!reader
warnings: mature language, MDI, suggestive language, reader mentioned in chifuyu’s but not present, mild mild mild cat-call in hanma’s - just crack overall, honestly lol feel free to let me know if i missed anything!
notes: planned to make this a whole x whoever you want type beat, BUT figured just doing a headcanon broken into different heights would be more efficient lol plus MORE CONTENT - gonna make a pt. 2 with some hq men, but for now — t.rev! :))) hope you enjoy <3 !!
tagged: @fantasycantasy , @illegalspacecow
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small — ♡
When it came down to a relationship, MIKEY wasn’t shallow enough to let physical appearances stop him from pursuing someone he wanted—He liked what he liked, fuck what anybody else had to say about it. The blonde never had issue with your drastic height difference, seeing it as more of a perk than anything else. His best friend was tall, so why not his girlfriend? It just meant whenever he walked down the street, he’d look like a total badass with his two attractive beanpoles at his side.
However, a lot of the buzz on campus mostly centered around Mikey’s height rather than yours. It never bothered him, but it certainly got you tight anytime someone tried to uplift you whilst putting him down in the process.
“A shrimp like him wouldn’t know how to handle all that leg of yours, mama. Lemme take you out tonight, show you a good time with someone who’s more on your level, whaddya say?”
Barf.
Mikey would merely give them a dead-stare; unbothered king. You, on the other hand, didn’t hesitate to knock them down a size or two.
“First of all, your busted-looking ass could never be on the same level as me. Second of all, where my man lacks in height, he makes up for elsewhere, so he handles me very well, thank you. You’re probably the type to just shove it in without any sort of technique, thinking that’s enough to get a girl to finish. My man won’t bust once until I’ve came up to four times, the fuck can you offer me besides being six-foot? Hm? That’s right, not a damn thing. Remember that next time you talk shit, dirt-neck.”
Read him straight to filth. And God forbid Mikey had his gang with him anytime some scrub tried to spit game, best believe they’d dog the guy until he scurried away in humiliation. It always filled him with great adoration for you wherever you checked someone in his defense, your entire relationship giving off the same energy as that one meme with Kevin Hart’s character being protectively held by the lady. It’d been put in the groupchat a number of times just to tease the delinquent, but he’s unashamed at the fact you could easily pick his ass up. If anything, he was all for it, even requested piggy-back rides from you more often than his right-hand man—Draken’s back appreciates your sacrifice.
Now let someone try and spit game at him.
“Yeah, normally guys feel emasculated when their girlfriend’s taller than them, y’know? I’m surprised you don’t, though. No offense, [_____] just doesn’t seem like a good fit for you. I mean, must be tough to lay in the same bed, or even put her in your lap without feeling smothered or crushed. Wouldn’t it be much better to have someone a little smaller-”
“She could sit on me until my pelvis collapsed, and I would thank her. And, full offense, if I was single, still wouldn’t pick you even if you put a gun to my head. Keep my girl’s name out your mouth, you don’t deserve to breathe the same air let alone be on first name basis. Now, quit wasting my time—Do you have the notes from yesterday’s lecture or not?”
You don’t play about him. He don’t play about you. Period.
And as far as sharing a bed, cuddling or otherwise, Mikey was a sucker for being held like a damn squishmellow. Didn’t matter if you took up most of the leg space, dude would be wrapped around you like a python, so snug and warm you’d be lucky to even escape his grasp for food or the bathroom. Once he’s sleep, he’s SLEEP, and then you become the squishmellow.
“Mikey, I will be right back, turn me loose-”
“Zzzzzz…” out like a light. Drooling and everything, face smushed up against your boobs, just content. You’d think he’d been working the graveyard shift. And God forbid he ended up laying on top of you, sprawled out starfish style…you for sure weren’t going anywhere then.
Even if you expressed this dilemma after he woke up, the blonde merely yawned. “Just pick me up and carry me with you…”
“You’re smoking crack if you think I’m gonna haul your ass with me into the bathroom. I love you and all that, but we ain’t at the stage where I can comfortably use it with you in room.”
He shrugged. “Mm. Guess you don’t have to go that bad. G’night.”
“Mikey.”
“Shh, I’m sleeping…”
A gremlin. But, your gremlin. ♡
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CHIFUYU still can’t believe he bagged you, frfr.
There’d be moments where you’d catch him staring, as if he figured you’d disappear the second he took his eyes off you.
It’d get a little creepy sometimes, but it was endearing all the same. He wasn’t the shortest guy, though he wasn’t the tallest either, and standing next to you was a constant reminder of that. Not that he held any resentment toward you for it, he absolutely loved your height. However, there was always some form of insecurity that would resurface anytime someone called attention to it.
And today, his best friend and co-worker, Baji, would not only be the culprit, but an unlikely source of reassurance.
While they were stocking up inventory, the ravenette couldn’t help but notice the stool his friend was using to put a box in a particular high place. Wearing a mischievous grin, Baji pointed. “Oi. You should take that home with you. That way your girl won’t have to strain her neck when she kisses you.” He snorted, thinking he was the funniest man alive.
Normally, something that lame wouldn’t phase him, but guess today he was feeling a little more sensitive. With a grunt, the former blonde coolly spoke, “Maybe you should shut the hell up, and stock the damn shelves.”
“Whoa. What’s up your ass?” Baji furrowed his brows, walking over to lightly kick at the stool’s metal leg, making it jerk. Chifuyu sharply gasped, latching onto an empty shelf to steady himself. He exhaled, relieved, then shot a glare. But, Baji wasn’t perturbed.
Chifuyu sighed. “Nothing. I’m fine...”
“Fine my left nut. You don’t get short like that unless there’s something on your mind,” not the best way to phrase that, but at least he was genuine. Chifuyu rolled his eyes, coming down off the stool to brush past the ravenette.
“Not in the mood, alright?”
Baji was left standing there, dumbfounded.
The entire vibe had been thrown on its head, and he didn’t understand why. Awkwardly, he went back to assorting through the contents within the nearest box, bottom lip stuck out in thought as he briefly glanced at Chifuyu’s back mere feet away. It was like an itch he couldn’t scratch. He knew not to pry, but curiosity always won gold in the end. Baji replayed the conversation in his head, using his impeccable deductive reasoning to draw his own conclusions.
And then suddenly, an epiphany.
Without a hint of warning, the ravenette quickly walked over and slapped his friend in the middle of his back. Chifuyu yelped, nearly dropping the box in his hands before whipping around to fix Baji with a wide, incredulous look. “T-The hell?!”
“So. She dumped ya, huh? [Sigh] Look man, don’t beat yourself up, a lot of guys fumble the bag from time to time. If ya need a shoulder to cry on…don’t use mine, but ‘tora might let you-”
“Hah?? What are you—[_____] didn’t dump me, dumbass!”
Baji blinked. “Oh. My bad, jus’ figured that’s why you’re in your feelings.”
“And you thought the best thing to do was to hit me, then tell me to cry on someone else?” Chifuyu squinted when the arsonist gave a shrug. He sighed again, carefully setting the box down. “It’s not about [______]. Well, technically. The other day we had lunch with a few of her friends. They apparently have been dying to meet me for some time. And things were going great until…”
Chifuyu trailed off, leaving Baji in suspense.
He grunted. “‘till what? Jus’ say it, bet it isn’t even that bad-”
“They were shocked to see her with someone who barely came up to her elbows.”
Silence filled the storage room. Chifuyu continued to keep his eyes trained elsewhere while his counterpart merely stared for what felt like hours, but only seconds. And then…
“Pfft.”
Chifuyu looked up and sneered, blushing furiously as he threw a chew toy from one of the boxes at the fiend. “Hey! Don’t laugh! Do you have any idea how humiliating that is??”
Baji, to his dismay, effortless caught the toy, even squeaking it a couple times just to annoy him more. Taking a moment to collect himself, the ravenette still wore his sharp grin as he spoke through airy giggles. “So? Who cares what they have to say?”
“I do! They’re [_____]’s friends, everyone knows their approval is just as crucial to the relationship as the parents…if not more.”
“Mm. Pretty sure you’re overthinking this.”
Chifuyu gave a sarcastic laugh, “Pretty sure I’m not.”
“Alright. Lemme school ya on how women operate when they get in their little cliques.” Baji dusted off his hands, missing the eye roll the former blonde gave once again. With his pointer held high, he declared, “If majority of the friend group is taken, they’re just being protective. No doubt they’ve been there for every heartbreak, every fight, ‘nd jus’ don’t think anyone’s good enough for [_____]. Jus’ gotta keep your head down, and don’t give ‘em any reason to be weary. Simple.”
With a slow, skeptical nod, Chifuyu pursed his lips at his fellow delinquent. It wasn’t unlikely, so at least he’s correct in that regard. However, the line between facts and feelings began to blur the further Baji continued.
“But, if majority of them are single, then you’re screwed either way —Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.”
“Wow, that’s so helpful. You sure schooled me, Baji-san.”
“‘m serious. You gotta watch out for the single ones in the friend group. They’re all passive aggressive, try to get under your skin, push your buttons. Then, before you know it, they’re in your head, get you so worked up only for them to turn around and play victim, saying you can’t take a joke, and now you’re the fucking bad guy! Classic textbook emotional manipulation—Don’t fall for it. ‘cause they’ve got it down to a science, I’m telling ya.”
Chifuyu’s eyes widen at the sudden intensity that overtook the room, taking a small step back when Baji jabbed his finger at him, as if he were warning him of some conspiracy. “Uh…you good?”
Baji took a moment’s pause. Then, he cleared his throat.
“Sorry, got a little carried away. All’s I’m saying is, don’t sweat. Lotta chick’s pick on the best friend’s new fling, t’s like a war tactic—Poking at our fragile egos ‘nd all that. But, seems like you did fine, otherwise you’d be crying all over ‘tora right now.” Baji shrugged.
Chifuyu blinked, now his turn to be dumbfounded. “Huh.”
He frowned. “‘Huh’? I jus’ gave you some killer, black-pilled insight on cracking their code of conduct, and all I get is a dry-ass ‘huh’? Tsk. I’m charging you next time, goddamn freeloader.”
Chifuyu glared, but softened soon after. After taking his words into consideration, the former blonde couldn’t help but feel lighter. “It’s just... didn’t expect that to actually make me feel better.”
Baji scrunched his nose. “The fuck’s that supposed to mean? Oi, don’t ever doubt my knowledge. It may be selective, but I got it when it counts. Besides, thanks to me you won’t take that stool home after all.”
“I wasn’t planning to take it home in the first place.”
“Right. Keep telling yourself that, elbows.”
“Hey!”
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“Hey, baby, those legs go all the way up?”
It was moments like this where you detested not being able to blend in with the average crowd. Attention always seemed to gravitate toward you no matter how hard you tried to avoid it, like being covered in honey while trying to walk in front of a herd of bears. And it didn’t help that you were currently wearing heels tonight, accentuating your legs even more in the little, black cocktail dress you sported. You were headed to a party a mutual friend of yours was throwing, and you wanted to surprise your man by wearing the new Jimmy Choos he bought you, knowing how much he loved how your legs with the extra height on them—Evidently, so did the prowling degenerate on the streets.
You had elected to ignore them. HANMA seemed to have other plans as he came to a complete stop in his tracks, slowly turning around to walk up on the moron who had the nerve to open his mouth. Low, golden eyes gazed down at the waste of space, face calm but a murderous aura oozed off him like pheromone, suffocating the slimy bastard into submission as he attempted to shrink away. But, he wasn’t about to let him get away so easily.
A wide, eerie grin spread across his face. “Could’ve sworn I just heard you cat-call my girl right in front of me. But, you wouldn’t be stupid enough to do that. Right?”
The guy nervously looked back for reinforcements but his buddies were already long gone. Hanma’s grin immediately dissolved from his face, kissing his teeth before grabbing the guy by the front of his collar and twisting. “Fuckin’ hate repeating myself.”
Hanma wound his arm back, dead set on knocking the guy into an early grave until you intervened at the last second. By grabbing onto the balled up fist, you brought it to your lips to place a tender kiss on the inked skin. You felt his muscles relax, but he still held the offender by his shirt, only slightly playing attention to you cooing in his ear.
“Baby, you promised no fighting tonight, remember?”
“I know, doll, but this fucker,” he shook the guy around in his tight grasp, unhinged grin making its appearance once more at the sound of him blubbering, “deserves to have his shit rocked for even looking at you. I’m just gonna teach ‘em a little lesson about manners, that’s all. I’ll be quick.”
You scoffed, “You and I both know you don’t do quick.”
Hanma snickered. “First time for everything, right?”
“Shuji.”
Tugging on his arm, you were able to redirect all of his focus onto you, sinister eyes melting into sweet caramel as his pupils dilated the second they locked on yours. It always did something to him whenever you came up to eye-level. Sure, you were already pretty tall but the heels nearly had you towering him. It gave him a weird sensation, one that made him want to drop everything and worship you like the deity you were. Especially in situations like this.
Hanma felt like the smaller one for once. It drove him insane.
You fixed him a stern look. “Drop him.”
Without a moment’s hesitation, he discarded the guy onto the pavement like an old can, wild eyes eagerly watching you and waiting for your next request. Taking his free hand into yours, interlacing your fingers, you led the rest of the way by pulling him from the nobody now cowering near a bush, no doubt rethinking his life choices while you kept onward to your destination. You didn’t get all spruced up to not be seen tonight, and you’ll be damned if any more time got wasted on some loser he’d put in a coma after one hit. After a short moment of silence, you expected Hanma to be mad at you for not letting him knock someone’s teeth loose. But when you glanced back at him, you should’ve known you’d be greeted with absolute smugness as you shook your head in mirth.
You elected to ignore the obvious tent in his pants…but he’d surely plan for you to do otherwise later on.
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Lifeweaver, illari and brigitte dating a reader who likes to be held while kissing.
ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕕 𝔻𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕂𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤
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𝕃𝕚𝕗𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣:
This man will gladly hold you no matter how you want, hands gently holding your face? Being soft as possible. Want cuddles? He makes sure you won't be able to escape his grasp.
If you allow him he’ll carry you around for even the shortest distances. He just wants to hold you close.
***
It was quite hard to miss him, standing at 6’6 had that effect. But that also allowed you to jump into his arms, which he gracefully let you.
His arms fell into place under you, keeping you up. Your arms wrapping around his shoulders to pull yourself closer. His lips coming forwards to meet yours, letting you take charge. He wouldn’t let you go for the world, not if you let him.
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𝕀𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕚:
At first she’s kinda rigid but slowly melts, letting herself become comfortable.
Much prefers using her hands to hold your face, letting you hold her closer if you want.
***
You knew you had to take it slow, Illari wasn’t used to affection. But with you she melted, and today she wanted to flip the switch.
Her hands reached for you, soft touches glided over your shoulders, making their way to your neck. One stayed while the other pulled back to hold your cheek, her thumb smoothed over it.
“Estrella, brillas tanto, déjame mostrarlo en doble, por favor.”
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Estrella, brillas tanto, déjame mostrarlo en doble, por favor - Star, you shine so bright, let me show that in double, please
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𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖:
Will happily hold you, much like LW she’s willing to carry you. Please ask for a piggy back ride, she will (somehow) love you even more.
Is one to wrap herself around you, does the quick left off the ground. But she just wants to hold you and smother you in affection.
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“Mitt ljus, I have work to doo~” Her whining only had you cling tighter, it didn’t seem like she was trying to have you leave anyways. “Fine then.”
Walking over to the desk just to drop onto the chair, while keeping you on her lap. Her arms slowly unwrapped from you but didn’t stop you.
“If you want to stay you can, just try not distract me?” She knew full well you would. But if you wanted her attention she would give it, even if she got behind on work for it. She just can't resist you.
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Mitt ljus - My light
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The Hunter and The Witch: Dean Winchester x fem! reader
description: The boys and Y/N are still looking for John Winchester, now following after the coordinate clue he left.
warnings: cannon violence, blood, death, missing persons, usage and mention of guns, cursing (i think)
tag list: @jesllianaquilesrolonsworld
word count: 6,856
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Wendigo
(Masterlist/ Next Chapter)
November 10, 2005
Sam jerks awake from the passenger seat of the Impala, Dean driving while a song from the Foreigner’s plays from the radio.
“You okay?” Dean asks voice clear with concern
Sam glances at him and then away, “Yeah, I'm fine.”
“Another nightmare?” Dean asks him, but Sam doesn't answer, only clearing his throat
“You wanna drive for a while?” Dean asks instead.
I look up from my book, with a questioning look.
Sam laughs practically reading my mind, “Dean, your whole life you never once asked me that.”
“Just thought you might want to. Never mind.” Dean brushes off.
“Awwww, Dean, you softie” I say smiling widely with a laugh.
He catches my eyes in the rear view mirror giving me a gruff “No”, but the glint in my eye doesn't go away nor does the smile on my face.
He can deny it all he wants but I know he’s a softie, it’s one of the many many things I love about him…that made me fall for him
Sam laughs, piggy backing off of my teasing, “Look, man, you're worried about me. I get it, and thank you, but I'm perfectly okay.”
“Mm-hm” Dean hums, and I have to agree with him here. There’s no way Sam’s okay, his girlfriend just died in front of him in the same way his mom was killed, I don’t think anyone would be okay after that.
Sam rolls his eyes, grabbing a map from the glove department, “All right, where are we?”
“We are just outside of Grand Junction.” Dean responds.
Sam folds the map, “You know what? Maybe we shouldn't have left Stanford so soon.”
“Sam, we dug around there for a week. We came up with nothing. If you wanna find the thing that killed Jessica—“ Dean reasons getting cut off by Sam
“We gotta find Dad first.”
“Dad disappearing—and this thing showing up again after twenty years, it's no coincidence. Dad will have answers. He'll know what to do.” Dean remarked.
“It's weird, man.These coordinates he left us. This Blackwater Ridge.” Sam points out.
“Hm? What about it?” I ask
“There's nothing there. It's just woods. Why is he sending us to the middle of nowhere?” Sam answers.
“Lots of things could be and or happen in the woods.” I explain just as we drive past a National Forest sign reading "Welcome to LOST CREEK COLORADO National Forest".
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The Impala is parked next to a sign that says "RANGER STATION Lost Creek Trail, Lost Creek National Forest". Meanwhile we’re inside, Dean looking at the decorations while I look at the trinkets around.
Sam’s being the helpful one here looking at a 3D map of the forest, “It's cut off by these canyons here, rough terrain, dense forest, abandoned silver and gold mines all over the place.” He informs.
“Dude, check out the size of this freaking bear.” Dean calls out looking at a framed photo of a man standing behind a much larger bear.
“And a dozen or more grizzlies in the area. It's no nature hike, that's for sure.” Sam adds on looking at the photo.
“This will certainly be interesting then” I murmur, picking up a little wooden bear from a shelf holding it up for the boys to see.
“You guys aren't planning on going out near Blackwater Ridge by any chance?” A Ranger says from behind the boys, both of them whipping around startled.
I put the little bear down quickly, locking my hands behind my back with a tight smile on my face.
“Oh, no, sir, we're environmental study majors from UC Boulder, just working on a paper.” Sam covers laughing a little.
Dean grins raising a fist, “Recycle, man.”
I have to bite on the inside of my cheek to not laugh, so as to not break our cover.
“Bull” the Ranger calls, and suddenly I don’t feel like laughing.
“You're friends with that Haley girl, right?” he adds
“Yes. Yes, we are, Ranger…Wilkinson.” Dean goes along with it.
“Well I will tell you exactly what we told her. Her brother filled out a backcountry permit saying he wouldn't be back from Blackwater until the twenty-fourth, so it's not exactly a missing persons now, is it?” Ranger Wilkinson stated.
Dean shakes his head as the Ranger goes on,
“You tell that girl to quit worrying, I'm sure her brother's just fine.”
“We will. Well that Haley girl's quite a pistol, huh?” Dean replied.
“That is putting it mildly.”
“Actually you know what would help is if I could show her a copy of that backcountry permit. You know, so she could see her brother's return date.” Dean adds, clever guy.
We leave the station, Dean holding the paper he asked for laughing
“What, are you cruising for a hookup or something?” Sam asks him.
“Ew, please don’t answer that.” I groan, trying to ignore the pang that rings through my heart at the mere suggestion.
“What do you mean?” Dean asks, looking between me and Sam.
“The coordinates point to Blackwater Ridge, so what are we waiting for? Let's just go find Dad. I mean, why even talk to this girl?” Sam explains, rounding the car to the passenger side.
“I don't know, maybe we should know what we're walking into before we actually walk into it?” Dean reasons.
There’s a pause where no one says anything nor do we move to get into the car.
“What?” Sam asks
“Since when are you all shoot first, ask questions later, anyway?” Dean asks back in return.
“Since now.” He answers, opening the car door and entering.
“Really?” Dean looks from me to the car.
I took a step forward giving Dean’s upper arm a reassuring squeeze. It was meant to be helpful at best but squeezing his arm made me feel the hard muscle underneath his jacket and my head went blank for just one second, my hand lingering.
My face flushed as I gave him a quick smile, entering the car myself.
So much for being inconspicuous.
Dean didn’t move from outside the car for a moment longer, staring where I was standing previously, before throwing open the driver’s side door.
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We stand outside the Collins house, the door opening by who I assume to be Haley Collins.
“You must be Haley Collins. I'm Dean, this is Sam, and that’s Y/N, we're, ah, we're rangers with the Park Service. Ranger Wilkinson sent us over. He wanted us to ask a few questions about your brother Tommy.” Dean introduces.
Haley hesitates, “Lemme see some ID.”
Clever girl, I have to admit.
Dean pulls out a fake ID holding it up against the screen. Haley looks at it, then at Dean, who smiles.
She takes the lie, opening the door for us, “Come on in.”
“Thanks.” Dean says simply.
“That yours?” Haley asks Dean, referring to the Impala out front.
“Yeah” He answers.
“Nice car” Shs compliments.
Their brief conversation ends as she leads us into the kitchen, some younger guy sitting at the table on a laptop.
In the corner of my eye I see Dean mouthing something to Sam who rolls his eyes back, but I couldn’t tell what it was about
“So if Tommy's not due back for a while, how do you know something's wrong?” Sam starts off.
Haley places a bowl on the table answering, “He checks in every day by cell. He emails, photos, stupid little videos—we haven't heard anything in over three days now.”
“Well, maybe he can't get cell reception.” Sam offers but that theory gets shut down quickly by Haley as she responds, “He's got a satellite phone, too.”
“Could it be he's just having fun and forgot to check in?” Dean reasons.
The boy on the laptop answered this time, “He wouldn't do that.”
“Our parents are gone. It's just my two brothers and me. We all keep pretty close tabs on each other.” Haley explains.
“Can I see the pictures he sent you?” Sam asks her as she places food down on the table.
“Yeah.” She answers pulling the pictures up quickly,
“That's Tommy” she points.
She clicks two more times showing another picture and then a video, she presses play.
“Hey Haley, day six, we're still out near Blackwater Ridge. We're fine, keeping safe, so don't worry, okay? Talk to you tomorrow.”
“We will find your brother.” I tell her with a reassuring smile as I continue, “We’ll be heading to Blackwater Ridge in the morning.”
“Then maybe I'll see you there. Look, I can't sit around here anymore. So I hired a guy. I'm heading out in the morning, and I'm gonna find Tommy myself.” Haley claims voice and face full of determination.
“I think I know how you feel,” Dean pipes in.
“Hey, do you mind forwarding these to me?” Sam asks, cutting into the slightly heartfelt moment.
“Sure.”
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The bar where we sat was a little loud, the sound of pool ringing in the background.
Sam sits across from Dean and I, me sitting on the inside of the booth; a habit we’d picked up when we were younger.
“So, Blackwater Ridge doesn't get a lot of traffic. Local campers, mostly. But still, this past April, two hikers went missing out there. They were never found.” Sam informs us opening John's journal
“Anything before that?” I ask him, leaning forward a bit more.
Sam pulls out newspaper articles sliding them between me and Dean.
“Yeah, in 1982, eight different people all vanished in the same year. Authorities said it was a grizzly attack.” Sam speaks as we read the article titled
‘The Lost Creek Gazette.’
GRIZZLY BEAR ATTACKS!
UP TO EIGHT HIKERS VANISH IN LOST CREEK AREA
HIKERS DISAPPEARANCE BAFFLE AUTHORITIES'
Families continue search and rescue efforts in spite of disappointing [...]
“And again in 1959 and again before that in 1936.” Sam adds, his laptop now pulled out.
“I know bears can be dangerous and all but do people really believe a bear is responsible for eight plus, people’s disappearance. There’s no way a bear would be so pattern like.” I say baffled.
“Yeah well people believe what they want to when nothing else makes sense” Sam answers opening his laptop, continuing with his information
“Every twenty-three years, just like clockwork. Okay. Watch this. Here's a clincher. I downloaded that guy Tommy's video to the laptop. Check this out.” He turns his computer towards Dean and I, going through three frames at a time. A shadow crosses the screen.
I squint at the shadow as Dean says, “Do it again.”
He adds, “That's three frames. That's a fraction of a second. Whatever that thing is, it can move.”
“It’s actually just the reverse flash” I joke
Sam breathes a short laugh, understanding my reference, as he closes his laptop.
Dean looks between the both of us, “Nerds.”
I laugh nudging Dean with my body, “Oh you know you love us” I tease.
“Yeah yeah” he answers playfully, shoving me lightly.
Dean then hits Sam causing him to look up,“Anyway I told you something weird was going on.”
“Yeah, but I got one more thing” Sam adds, bringing back the serious energy. “In 'fifty-nine one camper survived this supposed grizzly attack. Just a kid. Barely crawled out of the woods alive.”
“Is there a name?”
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Mr.Shaw, the only survivor of these attacks, leads us inside his house with a cigarette in his mouth as he talks to us “Look, ranger, I don't know why you're asking me about this. It's public record. I was a kid. My parents got mauled by a—“
Sam interrupts, “Grizzly? That's what attacked them?”
Mr. Shaw takes a puff of his cigarette, takes it out, and nods.
“The other people that went missing that year, those bear attacks too?” Dean adds, a pause hits the room before he continues, “What about all the people that went missing this year? Same thing?”
Another pause, he adds, “If we knew what we were dealing with, we might be able to stop it.”
“I seriously doubt that. Anyways, I don't see what difference it would make.” Mr.Shaw sits down, “You wouldn't believe me. Nobody ever did.”
“Mr. Shaw trust me when I say that we’ve seen things, crazy things, there’s nothing you could tell us that we wouldn’t believe” I speak honestly.
He doesn’t answer for a beat, grumbling underneath his breath before finally responding, “Nothing. It moved too fast to see. It hid too well. I heard it, though. A roar. Like...no man or animal I ever heard.”
“It came at night?” Sam asks.
He nods.
Sam asks another question, “Got inside your tent?”
“It got inside our cabin. I was sleeping in front of the fireplace when it came in. It didn't smash a window or break the door. It unlocked it. Do you know of a bear that could do something like that? I didn't even wake up till I heard my parents screaming.” Mr.Shaw clarifies.
“It killed them?” Sam questions.
“Dragged them off into the night.” Mr.Shaw shakes his head adding, “Why it left me alive...been asking myself that ever since.”
Another pause rings through the room before he lifts a hand to his collar, “Did leave me this, though.”
He opens his collar revealing three long scars, claw marks.
“There's something evil in those woods. It was some sort of a demon.”
LATER
We walk the length of the motel corridor, discussing our new found information.
“Spirits and demons don't have to unlock doors. If they want inside, they just go through the walls.” Dean says.
“So it's probably something else, something corporeal.” Sam offers
“Corporeal? Excuse me, professor.” Dean mocks,
“Seriously, that's some big word use” I add on laughing.
“Shut up. So what do you think?” Sam ignores our teasing, well Deans teasing. I wasn't really joking, this time.
“The claws, the speed that it moves...could be a skinwalker, maybe a black dog. Whatever we're talking about, we're talking about a creature, and it's corporeal. Which means we can kill it.” Dean answers using Sam’s big word.
We exited the motel entering its parking lot, heading to the Impala.
Dean opens the truck and then the weapons box, propping it up with a shotgun, as he always does, before putting guns into a duffel bag.
“We cannot let that Haley girl go out there.” Sam reasons leaning in.
“Oh yeah? What are we gonna tell her? That she can't go into the woods because of a big scary monster?” Dean answers, and I have to agree.
“Yeah.” Sam replies.
“Her brother's missing, Sam. She's not gonna just sit this out. Now we go with her, we protect her, and we keep our eyes peeled for our fuzzy predator friend.” Dean lists out.
“I gotta agree with Dean, there’s no way we’d be able to convince Haley anyways so there’s no point in trying.” I pipe in.
Dean picks up the duffel, throwing me a smile. Most likely because I agreed with him this time.
“And finding Dad's not enough? No we gotta babysit too?” Sam argues slamming the weapons box shut, then the trunk.
Dean stares at Sam.
“What?” Sam asks.
“Nothing.” He answers, throwing the duffel bag at Sam turning to walk away.
Sam stares at me and I shrug not knowing what that was about with Dean either.
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The next day
The Impala pulls up. Haley, Ben (her other brother), and some other guy in shorts stare at us as we get out of the car.
I handed Sam the duffle bag that was riding with me in the back seat. Securing my brown messenger bag across my chest, carrying some more witchy belongings that might be of aid including my spell book.
“You guys got room for three more? Dean calls out.
“Wait, you want to come with us?” Haley questions.
“Who are these guys?” Mystery man in shorts asks.
“Apparently this is all the park service could muster up for the search and rescue.” Haley comments, eyeing us up.
Sam heads past us all, clearly not wanting to be here any longer then we have to.
“You're rangers?” Shorts man asks.
“That's right.” Dean confirms.
And I can already tell that we’re going to be bumping heads with this shorts wearing guy.
“And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?” Haley picks out.
Dean looks down at himself causing me to look down at myself feeling a little conscious now that Haley pointed our outfits out. But hey I’m prepared for the cold wearing a long sleeve shirt, a black sweatshirt, my fleece corduroy jacket that I always wear, and…jeans (to me this seems very logical).
“Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.” Dean replies simply heading past Haley.
“Wait, I'm sorry, why would we wear shorts? It’s already cold out and as it gets darker that’s only going to worsen plus wearing shorts leaves you more vulnerable to whatever is out there.” I point behind,me towards the woods, adding, “And I’m just gonna assume here that you short wearing man are supposed to be this, uh, hunter? Haley mentioned yesterday.”
I hear Dean huff a laugh a couple steps in front of us.
Short wearing man didn’t take too kindly to my questioning, “What, you think this is funny? It's dangerous back country out there. Her brother might be hurt. And it’s Roy.”
Sam turns back as Dean calls out behind him, “Believe me, I know how dangerous it can be. We just wanna help them find their brother, that's all.”
Dean passes Sam, and I begin walking after them.
The group hikes through the forest, Roy leading us followed by Dean, Haley, Ben, me, and then Sam holding up the rear.
“Roy, you said you did a little hunting.” Dean says, making conversation.
“Yeah, more than a little.” Roy answers, sounding quite proud.
“Uh-huh. What kind of furry critters do you hunt?” Dean keeps the convo going.
“Mostly buck, sometimes bear.”
Poor bears.
Dean passes Roy taking the lead, “Tell me, uh, Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?”
I laugh maybe a little too hard, I bite my bottom lip remembering the serious circumstance in which we’re here.
Roy grabs Dean, “Whatcha doing, Roy?” he asks.
Roy grabs a stick poking something behind Dean.
A loud snap rings through the quiet forest, a bear trap, Dean was one step away from walking into a bear trap.
“You should watch where you're stepping. Ranger.” Roy drops the stick, retaking the lead.
Roy drops the stick and retakes the lead as we continue hiking.
“It’s a bear trap.” Dean points out.
I catch up to him, giving him a hit on the arm looking at him with a face full of worry. Has he been in more dangerous situations than a bear trap? Yes. But I can’t help but worry, even over the stupid things.
His face softens and he gives me a smile.
Haley caught up to us immediately calling out, “You didn't pack any provisions. You guys are carrying a duffel bag. You're not rangers.”
She grabs Dean's arm, “So who the hell are you?”
Ben passes us by, Sam and I look at Dean. He gives us a look that tells us to go, that he has it covered and we do.
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Roy’s leading the way still, this time the following order is Sam, Ben, me, Haley and Dean.
“This is it. Blackwater Ridge.” Roy announces
Sam passed him as he asked, “What coordinates are we at?”
Roy pulls out a GPS, answering, “Thirty-five and minus one-eleven.”
Dean goes up to Sam, catching my wrist as he goes by pulling me after him.
“You hear that?” Dean asks. We listen. Its dead quiet.
“Yeah. Not even crickets.” Sam confirms.
“I'm gonna go take a look around.” Roy announces
“You really shouldn’t go off by yourself” I warn.
“That’s sweet. Don’t worry about me” He waves his gun pushing past us to retake the lead.
Stubborn shorts man.
Dean turns back to Ben and Haley as they catch up, “All right, everybody stays together. Let's go.”
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Sam, Dean, Ben, Haley and I are looking around near a particularly large rock before we hear Roy yelling for Haley.
She runs over to his voice, the rest of us following closely.
“Oh my God.” The tents are torn open and bloody, all the supplies being scattered.
“Looks like a grizzly.” Roy announces.
We all sort of break off, not far from each other, looking around for any clues or anything of the sort.
Haley begins yelling for Tommy, practically throwing her backpack down as she goes through the campsite. Sam moves to catch up to her, I don’t hear the conversation as I focus on the tracks I found. But whatever he said got her to stop yelling
I crouch to see the tracks better, getting Dean's attention as he crouches next to me before calling out for Sam. He comes over, joining our crouching party.
“The bodies were dragged from the campsite. But here” I point, “the tracks just vanish.”
“I’ll tell you what, that’s no skinwalker or black dog” Dean adds standing up, heading back to the campsite, Sam and I following.
Haley’s picked up a cell phone that I assume is Tommy’s from the blood on it. She’s hunched over on the ground crying.
Dean crouches next to her, “Hey, he could still be alive.” he says reassuringly.
“Help! Help” a sudden voice yells out. Almost in sync, our heads snap towards the direction of the voice.
Roy leads the way everyone running after him
“Help! Somebody!” the voice yells out again.
But when we reached where it was coming from there was no one around.
“It seemed like it was coming from around here, didn’t it?” Haley asks and I nod.
“Everybody back to camp” Sam orders, we obey as we run back.
All of the supplies are missing, and suddenly I'm grateful for carrying my bag with me even if it only slightly got in the way of my running.
“Our packs!” Haley yells, pointing out the obvious.
“So much for my GPS and my satellite phone.” Roy mutters.
“What the hell is going on?” Haley commands.
“It's smart. It wants to cut us off so we can't call for help.” Sam informs.
“You mean someone, some nutjob out there just stole all our gear.” Roy corrects.
Sam goes over to Dean and I as Roy goes on this ‘nutjob’ theory, “I need to speak with you, both. In private.”
We follow him a little bit away from the group, “Let me see Dad's journal.”
Dean hands it over, Sam opens it and flips through until he finds a particular page.
“All right, check that out.” Sam turns the book so we can see it better pointing to a First Nations–style drawing of a figure, more specifically a Wendigo.
“Oh come on, wendigos are in the Minnesota woods, or northern Michigan. I've never even heard of one this far west.” Dean rationalizes.
“It does make sense though. I mean the claws and especially the way it can mimic a human voice” I explained. Getting eager head nods from Sam, “Exactly” he adds.
“Great. Then this is useless” Dean sighs,taking out his pistol. Being the only way to kill a Wendigo is silver through the heart or fire.
Sam gives back the journal heading past us back to camp before stopping, “We gotta get these people to safety.”
Back at the campsite, Sam addresses the group, “All right, listen up, it's time to go. Things have gotten...more complicated.”
“What? Haley asks.
“Kid, don't worry. Whatever's out there, I think I can handle it.” Roy buds in and all I can think about is how stubborn this man is.
“It's not me I'm worried about. If you shoot this thing, you're just gonna make it mad. We have to leave. Now.” Sam ordered.
“One, you're talking nonsense. Two, you're in no position to give anybody orders.” Roy lists out.
“Relax” Dean cuts in.
“We never should have let you come out here in the first place, all right? I'm trying to protect you.” Sam says.
Roy steps up to Sam getting in his face, “You protect me? I was hunting these woods when your mommy was still kissing you good night.”
It’s then I decide I'm not going to get in the middle of this argument, seeing as this will definitely turn into a ‘who’s more macho’ sort of deal.
“Yeah? It's a damn near perfect hunter. It's smarter than you, and it's gonna hunt you down and eat you alive unless we get your stupid sorry ass out of here.” Sam challenges.
Roy laughs, “You know you're crazy, right?”
“Yeah? You ever hunt a wen—“ Dean cuts Sam off, pushing him.
“Chill out.” Dean orders.
“Stop. Stop it. Everybody just stop. Look. Tommy might still be alive. And I'm not leaving here without him.” Haley informs, and as much as it’s a stupid stubborn choice it is her brother.
There's a long pause before Dean speaks up, “It's getting late. This thing is a good hunter in the day, but an unbelievable hunter at night. We'll never beat it, not in the dark. We need to settle in and protect ourselves.”
“How?”
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It’s pitch dark out now, our only source of light being the campfire that was built.
Deans drawing a Anasazi symbol, for protection, around the campsite as the rest of us are kind of just sitting around the fire.
“One more time, that’s—“ Haley asks poking at the fire
“An anasazi symbol, it’s for our protection. The wendigo can’t cross over them” I explain for at least the fifth time.
Roy laughs, holding a gun over his shoulder.
I give him a sharp gaze as Dean says, “Nobody likes a skeptic, Roy.”
Dean finishes the symbol sitting next to Sam and I, Sam being in the middle.
“You wanna tell me what's going on in that freaky head of yours?” Dean asks him
“Dean—“
But Dean cuts him off, “No, you're not fine. You're like a powder keg, man, it's not like you. I'm supposed to be the belligerent one, remember?”
Feeling as this is going to turn personal quickly, more of a family/brotherly moment that wouldn’t include me, I get up giving them a nod and a look that lets them know I'm giving them privacy. I move to sit near Haley, instead.
A few minutes have gone before suddenly someone screams and it isn’t anyone in our group, “Help me! Please!”
It’s almost most definitely the wendigo.
I see Dean stand, readying his gun as another “Help!” rings through the normally quiet woods.
Sam pulled out a flashlight, throwing one to me before flashing it around in an attempt to see if the wendigo is close by, I follow suit doing the same.
“He's trying to draw us out. Just stay cool, stay put.” Dean commands.
“Inside the magic circle?” Roy mocks.
“Jesus Christ Roy, yes!” I exclaimed, Roy getting on my nerves.
“Help! Help me” The wendigo yells, mimicking a human voice, growling following.
Roy points his gun at the sound, “Okay, that's no grizzly.”
Haley turns, talking to her younger brother, “It's okay. You'll be alright, I promise.”
Something rushes past, Haley shrieks.
“It’s here.” Sam announces.
Roy shoots the rustling, twice.
“I hit it” he yells running off to see what exactly he hit.
“Roy! No!” I yell after him
Dean turns to Haley and Ben, commanding them, “Don’t move.”
Haley grabs a stick lighting it on fire as a weapon. Dean gives me and Sam a nod, queuing us to run after Roy.
“It's over here! It's in the tree!” Roy announces.
Sam and I use our flashlights, looking to see where Roy went. But we wind up with nothing.
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It’s day now, hours since Roy went missing.
Now we sit trying to explain the whole supernatural stuff we encounter.
Sam’s sitting against a tree stump holding his dads journal whilst me, Dean, Haley, and Ben are among the tents
“I don't...I mean, these types of things, they aren't supposed to be real.” Haley states.
“I wish I could tell you different.” Dean replies, half shrugging.
“You can say that again” I mumble.
“How do we know it's not out there watching us?” Haley asks
“We don't. But we're safe for now.” Dean answers.
“How do you know about this stuff?” She asks
There’s a pause where you can see the gears turning in Dean's head as he considers an answer, “Kind of runs in the family.”
“Literally” I mermer underneath my breath, we hadn’t told them I was a Witch, which was probably for the better considering we’re being hunted by a Wendigo and they had just learned that the things in the dark are real.
Sam comes over, “Hey. So we've got half a chance in the daylight. And I for one want to kill this evil son of a bitch.”
Haley stands nodding
“Well, hell, you know I'm in.” Dean answers, “Same here” I add.
Sam opens the journal to the wendigo page, turning the book around for Haley and Ben to see.
“'Wendigo' is a Cree Indian word. It means 'evil that devours'.” Sam informs.
“They're hundreds of years old. Each one was once a man. Sometimes an Indian, or other times a frontiersman or a miner or hunter.” Dean adds to the information.
“How's a man turn into one of those things?” Haley asks.
“Well, it's always the same. During some harsh winter a guy finds himself starving, cut off from supplies or help. Becomes a cannibal to survive, eating other members of his tribe or camp.” Dean answers.
“Like the Donner Party.” Ben offers.
“Nice reference” I compliment before joining in on the info train, “And, uh, cultures all over the world actually believe that eating human flesh gives a person certain abilities like speed, strength, immortality…” I trail off
“If you eat enough of it, over years, you become this less than human thing. You're always hungry.” Dean adds on.
“So if that's true, how can Tommy still be alive?” Haley points out.
“You're not gonna like it.” Dean answers simply, glancing from Sam to me then back to Haley.
“Tell me.” She orders.
“More than anything, a wendigo knows how to last long winters without food. It hibernates for years at a time, but when it's awake it keeps its victims alive. It, uh, it stores them, so it can feed whenever it wants. If your brother's alive, it's keeping him somewhere dark, hidden, and safe. We gotta track it back there.” Dean finishes.
“And then how do we stop it?” Haley asks
“Well, guns are useless, so are knives. Basically we gotta torch the sucker.” He holds up a can of lighter fluid, a beer bottle, and a white cloth aka the makings of a molotov cocktail.
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Dean leads the group, molotov cocktail in hand, as we follow the trail of claw marks on trees and blood.
It’s a while later when Sam starts leading the group.
“Dean. Y/N”
We catch up quickly, “mhm?” I hum in question
“You know, I was thinking, those claw prints, so clear and distinct. They were almost too easy to follow.” Sam talks, pointing out the bloody broken tree branches.
“Ah fric-“ My commentary gets cut off by growling, we whip around the trees rustling.
Haley’s standing under a tree looking up, blood dripping on her. When suddenly she leaps out of the way a corpse falling to the ground with a thud.
Roy’s corpse.
“His neck's broken.” Dean announces, examining the body as Sam helps Haley up.
More growling surrounds us.
“Okay, run, run, run, run, go, go, go!” Dean yells and without a second thought we take off. The sounds of our boots hitting the soft dirt.
In the corner of my eye I see Sam retreating backwards, I stop running, turning to see if he’s okay.
Bens on the ground, getting hauled up by Sam. I head closer towards them in case the wendigo decides to show up knowing I can at the very least hold it off.
“Come on, I gotcha, I gotcha.” Sam reassures Ben, as we start running again.
A scream, noticeably Haley’s racks the forest.
“Haley” Ben asks skidding to a stop.
Sam and I stop running, noticing that Dean and Haley are nowhere to be seen.
Sam bends down picking up Deans molotov cocktail, the bottles broken.
“Dean!”
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“If it keeps its victims alive, why would it kill Roy?” Ben asks, walking in front of us.
“Roys shooting probably pissed it off” I answer wrapping my arms around myself, hoping the worry in my voice isn’t apparent.
Ben leans down picking something up, turning towards us holding up a peanut m&m. He moves over revealing a trail of them, “They went this way.”
I smile, Ben hands over the m&m to Sam who laughs.
“It's better than breadcrumbs.”
He tosses the piece of chocolate away.
We follow the trial carefully, coming up to a mine entrance marked with a sign that reads
‘WARNING! DANGER! DO NOT ENTER EXTREMELY TOXIC MATERIAL.’
We all look at each other shrugging before entering.
Sam leads the way, flashlight shining ahead.
There’s a sudden growl, he quickly turns the light off pulling Ben and me against the wall.
A tall white figure with long fingers stalks towards us, Sam having to cover Ben's mouth before he screams.
The Wendigo takes a different tunnel, only just missing us.
We keep going, the floors creaking below our feet.
A particular step made the floor creak a little too much, but before I can even take another step forward the floor collapses underneath us.
I groan quietly at the hard landing, trying to contain my coughing from the dust and destroyed wood. I looked down, noticing that the hard landing was a pile of bones.
I get up swiftly feeling grossed out, Ben must have just noticed the bones as he leaps backwards. Sam helps him up as he reassuringly says, “Hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.”
We look up, finding Dean and Haley hanging by their wrists from the ceiling. My eyes widen and I feel my heart physically drop. I’ve been hunting before, even with Dean a couple of times. But I've never seen him hurt, not like this, not during a hunt, not being tied up.
Sam runs to Dean, Ben to Haley.
“Y/N! Cover us?” Sam orders and I move, breaking out of my freezing. I have my back towards the others, my hands lit up with pure white energy, ready for the wendigo. I knew it wouldn’t kill it, but at least I could keep it back.
“Haley, wake up!” Ben yells and I’m tempted to turn around but I know I shouldn’t.
“Dean!” Sam yells.
“Hey, you okay?” I hear Sam ask from behind me.
I hear Dean suck in a breath behind me, “Yeah.” He grumbles.
“Haley, Haley, wake up, wake up!” Ben yells again.
In the corner of my eye I see Sam cut down Dean and then Haley, moving them to an empty patch of floor. As they move I follow, still covering them.
Dean makes a pained noise. I clench my fists, the white energy still surging around them.
“Dean, you okay?” I ask, still not turning around.
He groans in pain, “Yeah. Yep. Where is he?”
“He’s gone for now” I answer simply.
Haley runs past me to a figure hanging in the corner, she starts crying, it’s then that I know it’s Tommy.
She touches his face gently, his head jerks up and she jumps back with a shriek. She turns towards me, eyeing me and the boys behind me, I don’t make eye contact.
Not because I don’t want to help but because I don’t want her to see my eyes, knowing my irises would be purple. Stupid thing to worry about when literal energy was coming from my hands, she’d see that before my eyes. But, still, I was scared for the moment she asks what the hell was going on with me. When her or her brothers do. It’s a rooted fear that no matter how much time goes by I can’t seem to shake.
Sam heads over and cuts Tommy free.
“We’re gonna get you home” She tells him.
A hand touches my shoulder and I tense, flinching slightly, even though it felt familiar.
“Relax” Dean whispers near my ear sending a shiver down my spine.
“You don’t have to be so stiff trying to protect us, cause look what I found” He holds up two flare guns pointing to a pile in the corner full of stolen supplies.
“Flare guns. Those’ll work” Sam says grinning.
Dean laughs and twirls the guns in his hands, and I can’t help the smile that makes its way onto my face.
We head down the tunnel Dean and Sam in the lead with their flare guns as I keep to the rear of the group.
“Looks like someone's home for supper.” Dean comments at the growling we heard.
“We’ll never outrun it” Haley points out.
Dean looks back at us, “You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“Yeah, I think so.” Sam answers and I nod.
“All right, listen to me. Stay with Sam and Y/N. They’re gonna get you out of here.” Dean plans.
“What are you gonna do?” Haley asks Dean.
He winks, walking and yelling, “Chow time, you freaky bastard! Yeah, that's right, bring it on, baby, I taste good.”
Sam waits until Dean is a safe distance away, “All right, come on! Hurry!”
The Collinses follow him down the tunnel, as I continue to hold down the rear.
We hurry down the tunnel before we hear more growling.
Sam points the gun in the direction, then lowers it turning to the Collinses.
“Get him outta here” He orders
“Sam, no”
“Go! Y/N get them outta here, Go!” he orders
I turned to the family making sure I no longer was using my powers as I pushed them out of there.
A moment later I hear Sam running after us, catching up, “Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry” he says, and I let him get in front of me as we reach the end of the tunnel.
I half turn to see the wendigo right behind us. I pivot the rest of the way around, quickly letting my hands light back up with energy during the half second that I moved.
I move my hands in front of me throwing a large energy blast right at the tall white creature, sending it a few feet back knocking it into a tree (the one that got in the way of it getting thrown further).
“Get behind me.” Sam tells the Collinses, hiding them behind himself as I stay in front of him.
The Wendigo approaches again and I throw it back again, a little harder this time.
I keep my hand in front of me, still lit with white energy as I bring my other hand down, flicking it swiftly, conjuring a flare gun into my hand.
I let the wendigo stalk a little closer before I raise my hand with the gun, I aim, pulling the trigger.
Just as Dean comes up a foot behind the wendigo, pulling his trigger.
The flare I shot goes off first, Deans following a second later. The wendigo goes up in flames.
“Teamwork” Dean says grinning at me.
I huff a laugh.
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An ambulance loads up Tommy, two police officers interview Ben as Sam stands behind him.
“So…what was that whole thing back there with you” Haley asks me hands in her pockets, her and Dean both already patched up.
“I, oh, um…I’m a witch” I answer, feeling as if I'm shrinking inside myself. Telling people has never been a part I enjoy much.
“You're in the journal?” She asks
“I mean not me specifically but witches, yes. Most witches aren’t good, quite the opposite really…” I tail off looking down, feeling uncomfortable.
“Thank you.” She says leaning her head down to catch my eyes before adding, “I don’t know how to thank you guys.”
I just smile at her, glad to have helped but also glad to have moved away from the awkward conversation.
But when I look over to Dean, he’s smirking lasciviously.
“Whelp that’s my que to leave.” I announce, not wanting to know her answer. I turn around, heading to the Impala, a certain stabbing feeling echoes in my heart and I know it must be jealousy.
Which is stupid because 1. it’s not like me and Dean are even together, and 2. Dean does not like me in any sort of romantic way.
“Must you cheapen the moment” I hear Haley comment as I walk away, leaning on the hood of the Impala.
A minute or so later Sam joins me, and then Dean.
“Man, I hate camping.” Dean remarked
“Me too.”
“Amen.”
“You know we're gonna find Dad, right?” Dean asks, and I know the question is for Sam.
“Yeah, I know. But in the meantime? I'm driving.” Sam says all proudly.
Dean tosses him the keys smiling widely
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The Muppets Present: The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
based on @the-muppets-present. saw their rule list and felt inspired. might do the other hatchetfield shows later if i feel so inclined :)
i just felt like the story of “average office worker who hates musicals gets trapped in a musical” was just begging to be muppetified.
so, without further ado,
ted- guys i went through so many options for ted. it was immediately hard. eventually i decided on rizzo, because i feel like similarly to ted, he’s kind of an asshole that causes problems for himself and everyone around him. plus, the “kick my head!” scene is even funnier if ted is like. one foot tall.
bill- kermit. i think kermit can and should be a sad dad. bill is like the most earnest man in hatchetfield and the idea of kermit being deeply disappointed that his friend won’t help him reconnect with his estranged daughter because he hates musicals so much is so funny to me.
professor hidgens- gonzo. duh. camilla is alexa. gonzo is the most eccentric bitch in the cast and would 100% kill people to get his musical produced. imagine gonzo shouting “come on you bastard!” at the apocalypse. gonzo would get struck by lightning and climb out of a pile of his friends’ bodies. he just would.
charlotte- miss piggy. stay with me here. from a meta standpoint, i always find it funny when piggy plays the secondary female role in a muppet movie and gets annoyed about it in interviews. from a character standpoint, post-infection charlotte’s high energy would be great to see if it was performed by the one and only piggy. imagine miss piggy singing join us and die. imagine the beginning part. she just beats the shit out of rizzo. gonzo shoots her.
mr. davidson- fozzie. idk i just got a mental image of him putting the newspaper down like jeff blim does at the beginning of the song and then fucking. waggling his ears.
sam- this one was hard because i had to think of you tied up my heart and show me your hands. i eventually picked link hogthrob. sam’s a pig, link’s a pig, etc.
alice- janice. hear me out. it’s not just because she’s “the other girl muppet.” imagine if alice just looked at bill and went “whatever, man” and walked away. truthfully thinking more about watcher world than tgwdlm for this one.
paul- jon matteson. paul stays the same, babeyyy. i think it just adds another fucking layer to his panic because not only is everyone randomly singing around him, they’re fucking muppets. just imagine la dee dah dah day if he was surrounded by muppets. he’s just some guy in a weird situation, and just some guy he shall stay.*
emma- lauren lopez. so i am breaking the number one rule of muppetfication to keep emma the same, but there’s a method to my goddamn madness. the only person paul can relate to in hatchetfield is the one other human being. plus, again, imagine the end of inevitable with emma screaming and crying while surrounded by fucking muppets.
*so i lied. just some guy he shall not stay. when inevitable starts, you first hear paul’s voice. he’s singing, just like he does in the show. emma very quietly goes “paul?” the same way, too. but what’s different is you can’t see paul. the camera pans over.
paul is a muppet.
he’s one of the lookalike ones, like from the first two episodes of the show and the jason segel one from the 2011 muppet movie.
“paul, you’re scaring me” indeed.
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jupiter-mylove · 8 months
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HEADCANNONS
James
-This man definitely gives piggy back rides, he doesn’t care if you think your heavy or anything. He would sprint through the halls carrying you in his back if you said you were tired.
-He’s a really good cook. He isn’t Gordon Ramsey but he can make home cooked meals almost as good as his momma. Man would totally make Alfredo or some kind of pasta for your first date.
-If you play quidditch on the Gryffindor team he would make sure you didn’t have practice while you were on your period (if you have one!) or if your sick
-If you wear his clothes he will pull you onto his lap, and show it off. Loves when people know your his <3
Remus
-Always makes sure he has a book with him that you might like, especially on the train or during classes. Will definitely annotate books and gift them to you so you can read the book and all his silly thoughts with it
-Would be so scared to tell you about his lycanthropy but will be super happy and grateful that you weren’t mad. He loves you and wants to be able to be honest but didn’t know how to break the news.
-Would always help you with your homework. Even if you don’t ask, he’s gonna proofread you essays and double check your astronomy charts.
-GIVES THE BEST MASSAGES! If your stuff after a long day, he will legit sit you down, massage your shoulders, and kiss your neck while asking about your day.
Sirius
-Cuddle bug right here, he always wants to be cuddled up next to you, on the common room couch, train compartment, three broomsticks booth, bench in the great hall, or by the black lake.
-Kisses are a must, if you haven’t had at least five kisses by breakfast he’s afraid you might die. James, Remus, and Peter tried to get him to do a prank and miss breakfast and he whined the whole time because he "didn’t get a second good morning kiss."
-At parties (especially his annual famous birthday party) he makes you dance with him so much. Every song, all night, every kind of dance. He somehow knows all the lyrics to every song they play and will sing the night away. Don’t let him get started on karaoke, though.
Peter (no I won’t exclude him, he’s a marauder too)
-Peter is the kind of guy that would take care of you when your sick. He goes full mum mode and brings you soup, checks your temp, and makes sure you get rest.
-He makes sure that the boys don’t prank you too bad, but if they do and you prank them back he would team up with you so he didn’t get on your bad side.
-I personally headcannon Peter to be neurodivergent and I think he would have trouble focusing in classes and things. He would lace your fingers together and play with your jewelry in class.
-Peter is really sweet and would never forget a date, special day, or anniversary. He brings you sunflowers to all of the dates, and charms them to not wilt
(A/N this is my first post on here! I have been in the marauders fandom for three years and the hp fandom for 12 years. I love all of these characters. I will write for the marauders era girls, regulus/+skittles, poly!marauders, golden trio era, and other fandoms if requested!)
LEAVE REQUESTS FOR ONESHOTS (x reader) AND MORE HEADCANNONS
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##OH EM GEE I'M INLOVE WITH A GOLD DIGGER!
↪In which, Chigiri confesses and now you're official.
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You were broke.
The kind of broke where even if you turn your wallet upside down, not even a single cent would come out. So you cry and then realize you had a piggy bank, so you grow hopeful but that hope is quick to turn into despair because you realize your piggy bank is also empty save for the speck of dust that gathered inside. This was the kind of broke you were experiencing at the moment, and damn was it not fun.
"Oh my god, I'll be homeless!" 
You laid your head on the table, grumbling about how easily money left your grasps. You were sure you managed your money well this time—ignoring the small trinkets you bought because you thought they were cute and cheap. (they were, but you ended up buying one too many that it almost cost as much as one designer bag from a famous brand. Although you haven't realized it, not one bit.)
"Should I sell my kidney? It's not like I need two anyway. Or maybe I'll sell my appendix to some shady scientist that wants to conduct research on it" you sighed, pondering the many ways to earn quick money. "Or maybe I'll just sell foot pics and hope someone gets attracted by them"
"You sure have some outlandish ideas, is this what happens when you run out of money and are struggling to make ends meet?"
You flinch when you hear the (un)pleasant voice of a man that had become (very)rich so suddenly. "Oh goodness!" you gasped, "Chigiri—who said you could enter my apartment without permission!" 
Chigiri tilts his head in a sassy manner. "You were the one who gave me your spare keys dumbass, and I already knocked, ten times actually. But you never responded and just went on with your really loud grumbling so I entered.'' He sits down on the floor beside you, placing the plastic bag he brought on the table.
"Oh" 
Chigiri sighs at your lack of response. "Here, eat your ice cream you love so much and cheer up or whatever."
"Thank you!" you sobbed. "you're the best." 
You nibbled on the ice stick in silence. Whilst Chigiri takes your remote and turns on the tv to watch whatever he finds, was interesting enough. 
"Why are you here? Shouldn't you be out practicing right now?" 
"Are you kicking me out?"
"No, just curious. Can't I?" 
He pauses the movie he had the audacity to watch on your tv. "I had a day off today, it's been a while since we last hung out together so I thought why not crash into your house."
"Oh." you stared at him in astonishment. "Damn, so you missed me?" you continued, a teasing lilt to your tone.
He pauses for a bit, and you relish in the five seconds you caught him off guard. "Yea, you got a problem with that?" 
You choke. The exaggerated kind of choke you'd see in movies. "What? Are you being slash serious (/srs) right now?"
"Don't talk like that, you sound punchable when you do" 
You place a hand on your chest, an expression mocking that of a hurt one appearing on your face "Now that's just rude and offensive!"
He rolls his eyes, but the small smile that plays on his lips tells you he's actually far from annoyed. 
In the midst of the light bickering you exchanged with Chigiri, a realization comes and hits you right in the middle.
Chigiri was rich, right? Right??
Suddenly, you shut your mouth. Now staring at him with a look similar to that of determination, and a shiver runs down Chigiri's spine. (in a bad way) what kind of idiocracy did you think of this time?
"Chigiri Hyoma." ah there it is. Chigiri thinks, he was familiar with the formula you used before asking for something ridiculous. "What?"
"Would you mayhaps be interested in taking me as your spouse (and then maybe pay my bills, joke, half joke hehe) and thus, get married?" you took ahold of his hand, staring at him with the biggest puppy eyes you could muster.
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"Hah?!" 
His reaction was expected, honestly. But nevertheless, you persist. "Chigiri, please! You're my only hope!" 
"Rejected. What benefits can I even get if I marry you?" he asks with furrowed brows.
"My beauty. You get this beauty as your spouse, doesn't that sound great?" you quipped, and you honestly wonder where you got the audacity/confidence from.
"No thank you, I'm plenty beautiful enough alone. And you're way too inferior if you stood next to me, you'd look like a rotten apple. Wait no, you'd look more like a squashed pumpkin actually."
Damn. He didn't hesitate in squashing your self-esteem didn't he? What a great friend he is.(sarcastic) "god damn, why are you so rude to me? I'm your best friend, you know!" you whined, and all you  is a very sassy and entertained eye roll.
"In the first place, since when had you been so broke you'd resort to being the gold digger kind of archetype?" 
"Since last week. When I received my bills and found out I had barely enough money to get through the month."
"What did you even do to spend that much money?!"
"That!" you pointed at your collection of toys, which ranged from the doctor toy set, to the barbie doll you recently bought that had glowing wings. And then at the keychains and other trinkets you collected inside a drawer. 
The way you puff out your chest in pride gets him giving you a deadpan + a stink eye like no other. And you'd be lying if you said you weren't affected.
"No I don't and I won't! Don't insult me like that you pretty little prick!" taking a pillow from the sofa, you throw it at him in full force. 
"You're so gold digger material it's scary. I'd bet if given the chance to, you'd buy some crazy expensive neon green car nobody would appreciate in any angle. Wait, am I your first target then?" he said. And that one sentence triggered you oh so greatly if you had powers, you'd have brought towards him a tsunami.
"Ow!" he groans, and you smirk triumphantly. "Hah! Deserved. With this, justice is served!" 
"Why you!" he glares at you and he takes another pillow, propelling himself to hit you straight in the head with power as strong as a building falling over. You swiftly moved your arms to cover yourself, but even then, it still pushed you back to the edge of the couch you're leaning on. 
"Oh it is so on!" 
The next minutes were spent tossing and hitting each other with pillows. But overtime, the frown that once tainted your features turned into jolly smiles that contained unbridled joy, a rarity when you've reached adulthood. 
By the time you wave your (imaginary) flag in surrender, you're out of breath; and yet, still, the laughter continues to bubble out of your mouth and so does Chigiri's. The atmosphere is soft, and in this moment, it feels as though only the two of you exist in this world. 
You pant for air, hugging your pillow rather loosely—your hands were tired after gripping the pillows and using all your strength to throw it at one specific target all afternoon. When you've finally taken in the oxygen you needed, you let out another breathy laugh, one free of any troubles you might have had before. This hang out with him sure proved wonders in soothing your mind from your troubles.
Chigiri on the other hand, felt his breath hitch and his heart stop in motion—no, did it go faster? The heat rushes to his cheeks and he wonders if all of his blood rushed up to his face leaving the other parts dry. The lamp was certainly a paid actor with the way it shines upon you in just the right places to make you look ethereal. Well, as ethereal a person in their pajamas and a hair so messy a bird could mistake it as a nest could be.
His heart thumps, and without thinking much, "I like you," he confessed. His voice, barely above a whisper, but you heard him nonetheless.
Chigiri freezes, as do you, and it's rather comical from an outsider's point of view.
"Huh?"
Again, Chigiri flinches—how should he excuse this one? He wondered. But after a short while, he finally heaves out a sigh and decides to become a man and grow a pair. 
"I like you, romantically." he said, "And no I'm not lying. I'm telling you the truth." he continues, as if knowing what you'd say or react to already. 
During this time, Chigiri felt like burying himself six feet under and probably never come out unless it's to play soccer. This was embarrassing and too out of the blue, he worries if he ruined his five year friendship with you for good.
You're silent, mind busy absorbing the information you've just received right now. "Oh." 
You placed a hand to cover the lover half of your face. "Wow. That's a surprise. I happen to feel the same way" you awkwardly giggle, and a hopeful glint takes its way to Chigiri's eye.
"I.. I like you too" you stutter, and you think you'll actually explode with the emotions that soars and scatters up like the fireworks up in the sky.
Your stomach is twisting, and the butterflies aren't there. Instead, what happened was your organs became cotton candies and floated and you think it isn't long before you actually start flying as well and not just your insides.
"So, does that mean you accept my uh, deal from earlier?" 
"deal?" he tilts his head, confused. But when he takes a second to recall the previous events, he makes a sound of acknowledgement. "Oh, that one."
You nod and look at him expectantly, all the while, Chigiri hums, pretending to be in thought. "Alright, I accept your deal, dearest gold digger." he snickers, and you groan at the nickname.
"That's so unromantic! Do better, boo!" you trashed on his choice of pet name, and it prods a laugh out of him (it was hot. Not like you'd ever admit to that though.) "And besides, it's just this one time! And I'll pay you back when I receive my pay!"
"Sure sure." he nods his head unenthusiastically, as if unbelieving. "Just make sure you don't spend it on the dumb keychains and toys like this time. Goodness, buying a cooking set for kids? What are you, a child?" he teases.
You stomp on your feet and lightly smack his arm "Leave me be, those are fun okay? You should try them too sometime!" you groaned, "And yes yes, I promise you that alright. Now stop bothering me about it!" 
Chigiri chuckles one more time, and you stare (intensely), trying to capture the breathtaking sight that is Chigiri laughing without a care in the world. 
Pretty little bastard—how dare he capture your heart and make you down bad for him?
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No headers bc i cant seem to do ribby the rabbit any justice. Also please don't ask me where I was going with this, I honestly don't know either.
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h00nerz · 2 years
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who’s that girl!
FIVE / miss piggy impression
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AS MUCH AS YOU HAD TRIED TO PLAY OFF YOUR NERVES, you had to admit to yourself that you were nervous as could be about meeting your potential roommates. It hadn’t fully dawned on you until just then that you were really considering living with three dudes. Three dudes who were basically strangers. You were really beginning to regret not letting Yunjin or Chaewon come with you.
With a deep breath, you finally lifted your fist to knock on the door, saying one last mental prayer that you weren’t about to get murdered. There was shuffling on the other side of the door as you stood, tapping your finger against your thigh in an attempt to control your buzzing nerves. And finally, the door opened, revealing a tall, black haired man huffing like he’d just ran a marathon.
“Hi. You must be Y/N.” He greeted with a charming smile, holding out his hand for you to shake. You stared blankly at him, reluctantly reaching out to shake his hand. “I’m Yeonjun. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“No, stop!” A voice called out behind him, then the door was fully swung open to reveal two other men behind him. One of them began to drag him away from you, while the other watched awkwardly. He was somehow even taller than Yeonjun, making you feel like a child standing next to him.
The two continued to wrestle while you and the giant watched, and you began to fear for your safety. “Oh, you can come in.” The giant suddenly spoke up, stepping out of the way so you had full access to the apartment.
Once you stepped inside, you were able to get a good view of the place. It had a lot more space than you had previously imagined, and also a lot cleaner. You wondered if one of them had a girlfriend who regularly came over, that was the only way a place where four guys were living would stay so clean.
“Hey, take off your shoes!” Yeonjun called out, finally getting the other guy off of him and straightening up. “Please.” He smiled, and out of fear for your life, you quickly obliged him. Out of the corner of your eye, you glanced up at the boy Yeonjun had ben wrestling, who was watching you with curious eyes.
Finally, your shoes were off, and the wrestling had stopped. Now, the room was uncomfortably silent as the three of them stared at you, so you decided to clear your throat and break the ice. “Hi. I’m Y/N.” You introduced yourself, smiling weakly at them. “Uh, is Taehyun not here?”
“No.” The boy with shaggy hair was quick to answer, frowning at his own response. “Had some kind of ‘gym emergency’? Sounds made up, if you ask me.” He rolled his eyes, and you nodded slowly.
“It’s okay, we’re the ones you might end up living with, anyway, come sit.” The tallest motioned for you to follow him over towards the living area, and the other two tagged behind. You opted to sit in the chair while they piled onto the couch, which made the whole thing feel like some kind of job interview. “I don’t know if I mentioned it yet, but I’m Soobin, that’s Beomgyu, and Yeonjun already introduced himself.”
“Right… Soobin, Beomgyu, and Yeonjun…” You muttered, hoping to make the names stick in your brain. Your gaze jumped around between the three of them, attempting to match their names to their faces.
“Why don’t you tell us about yourself, Y/N?” Beomgyu asked, and he put an emphasis on your name that almost made it sound like he was mocking you. Oh no, you really hoped you hadn’t already made him hate you.
“Um, well, I’m 22. I just graduated college, and I have a degree in education…” You began, then paused, trying to think of what to say next. And then you really regretted what you chose to say next.
“Oh, I just went to New York last week! But then I decided to cut my trip off early to surprise my boyfriend, and—you know in horror films, when a character is about to go into a room, and you’re like, ‘no! Don’t go in there, you’re going to die!’? Yeah, it was kind of like that. Except I wasn’t murdered, I just found my boyfriend of, like, almost a year cheating on me. We were living together! Which meant, obviously, I couldn’t live there anymore. And that’s how I ended up here.”
Yeah, that was definitely the wrong thing to say.
There three of them blinked back at you, eyes widened in horror. Oh, they probably thought you were insane, now.
“Also, I like to sing to myself a lot. A lot.” You tried to break up the tension, but it didn’t really work.
“Y/N, that is so awful, I am so sorry that happened to you.” Soobin said with a frown, and you tried to give him a reassuring smile to ease the mood.
“You know, I know something that will make you feel better.” Yeonjun said, and almost immediately Beomgyu and Soobin began to protest. Before you even had a chance to process what was happening, he was lifting his shirt up over his head, exposing his bare skin for everyone to see. “You see these?” He asked, gesturing down to his toned abs. “This is the LLY. Ladies Love Yeonjun.”
“What did you just say?!” Beomgyu turned to look at his friend with a horrified expression.
“Jar! Now!” Soobin yelled, and Yeonjun frowned.
“Are you serious?”
“Yes!”
You watched as he got up with an annoyed groan, pulling a dollar bill out of his pocket to stick in a glass jar with a sticky note reading ‘douchebag jar’.
“This place has such good lighting.” You spoke up, trying to deter away from whatever had just happened. “Chenle hated light. It’s hard to say his name.” You lowered your head, thinking back to your ex boyfriend for the nth time that day.
“That’s okay. Beomgyu would know all about that, he just got dumped.” Yeonjun said with a smile, finally pulling his shirt back on.
“What? No. I did not get dumped.” He laughed, then his smile almost immediately faded. “Yeah, I got dumped. She dumped me. But that was, like, six months ago! I’m over it!”
He continued to ramble on, trying to convince everyone (read: himself) that he was moved on from his breakup, and you took the opportunity to get a better look at the loft. It really was a nice place, especially for the price Taehyun had told you. And even though the guys were a bit… Weird, they weren’t too bad.
“Hey, could you guys show me to the bathroom?” You asked, hoping for a place to frantically text your friends free from their presence.
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Once you decided you’d done enough hiding in the bathroom, you finally came out to see the three of them standing in the hallway, turning to look at you in surprise like you’d caught them deliberating on something very important.
“So…” You started, crossing your hands in front of you. “I really like this place. I would love to move in.”
“Hang on, hang on.” Beomgyu started waving his hand at you. “I just feel like we still barely know anything about you. We can’t have a stranger moving in here.”
You nodded slowly, understanding his point. “I get it. Um, I really like arts and crafts, I do a lot of sewing. One of my friends, Yunjin, she works at a coffee shop and can get us free coffee if we want. Oh, and Chaewon, she knows all about movies, she could recommend us some good ones. And Sakura, she’s a model—“
“A model?” Yeonjun quickly cut you off, a grin spreading across his lips. “How soon can you move in?”
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authors note: omg first written chapter!!! and y/n is moving in woo!!! officially entering roommates era yass!!! i’m so excited to rly get into this smau
tag list: @therealhyunjingf @jakeshands @gfjunnie @wccycc @captivq @sansluvr @luvdokja @squishy-maimon @urfaveuserlana
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tinykonig · 1 year
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Kyle “Gaz” Garrick x Reader headcannons
i physically can not stop thinking about this man
so good at communicating. he gets angry/sad but he always tells you whats wrong and why it makes him feel that way and he will always hear out your side and come to a compromise
you guys start as friends and the relationship grows naturally into something romantic. he takes you out and confesses he likes you and there isnt even a hint of nervousness, this man exudes confidence
has a note in his phone with all your coffee/food preferences and loves to bring you little surprises
whenever you smile, his expression mirrors yours
you and him have so many inside jokes. when yall hang out with others its like you two are speaking your own language
gives piggy back rides and never has to be asked twice. carrying you makes him feels so happy and protective
he’s protective but not jealous. literally being jealous never crosses his mind
but if he senses any danger around you- he would spring into action
arm around your waist kinda guy
playful banter
loves when you get along with his friends and family, he loves to surround himself with a large support system
quality time is his love language 100%, he wants to be around you as much as possible.
grocery shopping, running to the post office, road trips, even just existing silently in the same room, he lives and breaths that shit
he is obsessed with lotions/hand soaps that smell good. he has the softest most florally scented hands in the world
loves skin care nights with you
holding your hand grounds him, if he’s upset about anything he will search for your hand to seek the warmth and contact
sleeps literally clinging to you in every way
and hes a space heater
has an extensive collection of fuzzy blankets
buys extra comfy clothes to share with you, he absolutely loves when you steal his hoodies and shirts
likes to decorate for the holidays, and helps you bake holiday goods as well!!
he’s big on hiking/camping/outdoorsy things. absolutely goes fishing with price and shows you pictures of him holding the fish he catches (he releases them back after)
always notices if you change your hair or anything. HYPES YOU UP
will never let you be self deprecating and it’s actually one of the only things that you do that can upset him
he tries to be understanding of your insecurities but it just makes him angry when you talk bad about yourself
makes sure to compliment you anytime he can and makes sure you know you are loved wholly
king of spoiling his partner, you are his number one priority
when hes away from you, texts you and calls you frequently so he knows your safe and you know he is
reunions with gaz are so heartfelt. he probably cries a little
his phone wallpaper is a picture of you two, its his favorite picture and he will not change it
is a big animal person, wants a pet with you but doesn’t care what animal it is. secretly wants a rat
he can tell immediately by your tone of voice if something is wrong
plays acoustic guitar!!!!! writes you songs and poems and will play them for you does not care if you are embarrassed. he is serenading you its too late
he loves when you cook and ask him to come taste the food
its so domestic and he just MELTS for it
even if you arent particularly skilled at cooking he compliments you so much. texts you while hes away that he misses your food, and then when hes with you he tells you your cooking tastes like home <3
sends you tiktoks. also sometimes you guys will just lie in bed watching tiktok before bed for hours
tell you everyones secrets he loves to gossip but only with you
you guys spend every christmas with price and his family
would love if you join him at the gym and will come by and sneakily smack your ass when he thinks no one is watching
one time a guy saw him and started cussing him out like "leave them alone they are trying to work out in peace what the fuck is wrong with you"
and you are like "NO he's my boyfriend its okay" and Gaz shook this mans hand and thanked him for looking out for you
was kind of embarrassed after so he never did it again
you tease him about it and he still kind of blushes
he feels bad that someone thought he was objectifying you like that and he would never
if you wanna wear something skimpy and sexy out, he is ALL FOR IT
again, he never gets jealous. honestly he's just proud of you and how beautiful you are and kind of turned on
probably will try to make you guys leave early or take you into a private room if you know what i mean
which leads me to....
NSFW AHEAD
he has a very high sex drive
he's a fucking every morning and night kinda dude
shower, kitchen, couch, bed, desk, he doesn't care
very passionate and a helluva dirty talker
roses on the bed and candles all around on your birthday type of man
asks you to sit on his face all the time, he fucking loves it
loves when you ride him, but in the shower he is fucking you from behind
if you send him nudes... you are getting FUCKED as soon as he gets his hands on you
particularly wet, soaped up nudes
and he sends you the most delectable nudes back as well. knows his angles
has no shame in sending you voice audios while he gets himself off if he is away
facetime sex!!!
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spider-mar2004 · 2 months
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🕷Things i really need, or wish appear in Spider-Man BTSV🕷
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- Kaine Parker. We know he appeared just as background (and bad modeled i am sorry but sobs) and since Ben Reilly is also focused there, why not Kaine? First all he has a really interesting story, abilities, etc.
- A fight scene of Miguel O'hara and Kaine Parker, please the two big beasts at least discussing.
- SUPERIOR SPIDERMAN PLEASE. A scene where Superior has a lab. I love so much him and could be interesring see a literally scientistic spiderman in the society (again, he appeared in background) and see his random aggressive behavior, hell yes.
- Miguel O'hara speak more spanish, Pav speak his Hindu language (with translation OFC), c'mon speak their first language could be cool!
- Ben Reilly discussing and fighting with Peter B. Parker, we know Ben and Pete goes grr in some comics, even is not the same Peter but c'mon, could possible give Ben more development and reason of his drama queen /j personality.
- MORE. LEGO SPIDEY SCENES. Like just on Mig's shoulder during missions and being goofy.
- SPIDER-HAM PLEASE! WE MISS OUR PIGGY!
- Venom. Just, any Venom, Please.
- Miguel's with Alchemax uniform, could be great tbh and a scene of the process in detailed way about the "drug" he injects himself.
- More Love development on Miles, ik he is goofy and sweet baby Pero porfavor (but please) try more of his best for get his Gwen, ik she likes him too but c'mon it's been years and still afraid or something for be more than friends with her. And the fact she is from another world is not an excuse! 😭
- Miguel understand his mistakes, ik this will be complicated but, we know what Miguel did of chase a 15 yro and almost killing him is bad, so a bit of reflexction couldn't be bad for him.
- This won't happen obviously, but i wish if Spider-Rex gets remodeled, look, as a Dinosaur nerd, kinda upset me because man that looks like it's from those direct videos of Youtube kids (will draw my version of Spider-Rex) so at least a semi-realistic rex wouldn't be bad. (Feathered for be more logic y'know)
- Kaine's face, no matter if long or short kiwi coconut hair, Just need see his pretty baby scarred face.
- Spider Ice cream small scene melting during a mission, sí.
- Silk! She is not my fav, but yes a good character and since there is just 3 spiderwomen , why not add a bit more? Lol.
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Ok for now that's all, may i'll edit it soon or something.
Anyways my spider-people, that's all *drops microphone and dances in fortnite*
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