A story of when I almost watched a tword scene with my family :3
Lil Me at the family gathering, watching a cartoon: Oh boy! I love this cartoon! I hope nothing unexpecting happe—
*A freaking plant comes down and wrecks the group*
Me: *destroys the tv before anybody else saw* Oops! Sorry I thought I saw a giant mosquito on the screen and thought a hammer was alright to kill it! Those things get bigger by the years hahaha!
(that didn’t really happened but why do kid shows jumpscare you with tickle scenes at random times?!)
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If a transgender person asks you to deadname and misgender them in front of certain people. Misgender them and deadname them in front of those people. It doesn't matter how icky or gross it may feel, it doesn't matter you'd rather be honest. It doesn't matter if there's more of you there. Certain people aren't safe, and honesty IS NOT the best policy when honesty could put them at serious risk. It doesn't matter if there's a crowd, because when there isn't shit goes down.
Be an ally, do what they ask. Understand that the trans person knows more about their situation than you do, and this includes who's safe and who's not. Some one can be "trans friendly" to other people, but not to people they know or specific people. Do as the trans person asks, yes it's uncomfortable, but it's 10 times worse if the person we don't trust finds out. 100 times worse if they have access to us when you're not around.
Respect trans peoples safety. Misgender and deadname when asked.
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God I wonder how the Elric's are gonna feel about Hughes being back and. Shit. Who's gonna tell his wife!? It's been two years! He has so many photos to catch up on...
roy “hughes retired to his farm up north” mustang did not, in fact, alert the elrics before the fake news story went public.
bonus doodles below:
also i’m trying not to get emotional over the fact that while missing 2-3 years of most relationships is negligible in the grand scheme of things, 2-3 years away from raising a toddler is huge. Fortunately (?) for Maes, he got back before Elicia could really understand the concept of death, but he still probably missed a lot of milestones. :,(
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Chapter 4 :
Nobody likes the special, so-called “family suppers”. Nobody. Luke is convinced of it.
“You left so fast before finishing what you started…” Lucerys taunts, dangling a metaphorical trap between his fingers. The double meaning of his bait is not lost on Aemond.
“Your performance as Master of Law left much to be desired that day, uncle Aemond.”
“Did it?” Aemond raises the eyebrow split by the scar, tone tense. He looks at Lucerys like a rabid dog who wants to bite on a rabbit’s neck until it’s trashing and screeching for its life. “You actually seemed quite desperate for my opinion that day at Driftmark, nephew.”
“Guess I just thought your opinion would be better.” Luke sighs, trying to sound like the most spoiled, disappointed prince the realm has ever seen.
As if he’s the number one expert on grinding on cock and Aemond’s did not even make the cut. As if Lucerys has not been jerking himself to the memory ever since.
“But, so far? I’m not that impressed.”
He sees Aemond close his fist around the knife next to his plate and Luke smiles openly. Got you, asshole.
Update on AO3
Pairing: Aemod Targaryen/Lucerys Velaryon
Rating: Explicit
Chapter Tags: Enemies to Lovers, Canon Divergence, Aged-Up Characters, Mutual Pining, Mutual Lusting, Jealous Aemond, Possessive Aemond, Jealous Lucerys, Obsessive Thoughts, Fighting as Form of Flirting, Slow Burn.
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Wu never thought he would be king. This was just a distant daydream. There were so many people in the line of succession to the throne that they were in front of it, and some who were behind were passed to the front. He remembers being taught all the royal manners and trained to be king, only to be sent away
Great-Aunt Queen Hou-Ting never had any children. The next in the line of succession was Wu's father. Dated a Middle Ring woman and got her pregnant, all the scandal. The next Earth King hooking up with a unimportant woman from the Middle Ring. Great-Aunt got mad when Wu was born. He remembers some family fights when he was little.
"He will be Earth King! And his mother is from the Middle Ring! She doesn't even has a last name!"
But Dad taught him everything to be King. Dad told him he would be King, doesn't matter what Great-Aunt said. And Wu was young and naive. He believed him. But then Mom died and Dad met another woman, a important one, one that had a rich family and a last name.
They fell in love, they had children and Great-Aunt likes these children. These children look like royalty with last names.
And then it faded away.
The kids with "the most noble heritage" arrived ahead of him in the line of succession and Wu would no longer be King.
When his first half-brother was born, Wu didn't understand why this boy five years younger than him would be King. Traditions were clear when they mentioned the firstborn, but traditions could distort in favor of what the Queen wants. And then came his half-sister (seven years younger) and his half-brother (nine years younger) and it became clear that he would not be King. Not only did he lose the crown, he lost himself from the royal family.
His father was so focused on his new family, new wife, new children, he forgot his firstborn son. Wu was left to babysitters and tutors.
Wu no longer heard his father say, "You will be a great king no matter what great-aunt says." He barely heard his father. His father was always busy with his new family and new children and his noble son who was going to be king. His father has left behind his past mistake of becoming involved with a Middle Ring woman to focus on the true future of the Earth Kingdom.
Wu's father and stepmother and half-brothers were the heirs of the Earth Kingdom. Wu was just Wu and his father didn't stand him. He stayed as far away from him as possible, making as little contact as possible the few times they ended up bumping into each other in the royal palace. The close relationship Wu had with his father when he was a little child has turned into... nothing. His dad even took his stepbrother's away.
The oldest son talked to Wu in a polite way, but never in a family or friend way, it was like talking to a stranger. The middle daughter basically ran away from him. The youngest son gave him birthday gifts, trying to make friends, but they were never close.
When Wu grew up, his father sent him to Republic City University to study. Wu accepted the invitation somewhat happily. He felt much better at University than at home, where everyone seemed to be running away from him or forbidding people from talking to him.
In the time he spent at RCU, he did not write to his family once or receive any letters from them. The only time he received a letter from home was one signed by Grand Secretariat Gun himself, appearing to be sent directly from a dream, saying that Wu would be Earth King.
He would be king.
He would be king, and he would be an admired king, an adored king. Now that he would be king, he would always be in the spotlight. People wouldn't walk past him to talk to his brothers now that he would be king. His father wouldn't abandon him now he would be king. Great-Aunt wouldn't hate him because now he would be... in her place.
The realization of what would have to happen for him to become king hit him like a train. He was sad, but his emotions and thoughts fought. The ones who died were his father and his great-aunt, but his father abandoned him a decade and half ago and his great-aunt hated him.
Between the confusion regarding his family and the happiness of being the future king, Wu thought "This monarchy is really strange sometimes."
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