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Make me your Maria
I'm already on my knees
#dan and phil#phan#sister daniel#dan howell#terrible influence tour#bedroom hymns by florence &tm is so sister daniel coded#phanart
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"why are they all cale" he's main character in tcf and in my heart, okay💔💔
sources under the cut!
picture sources: lout of the count's family manhwa (duh) (chapters are in the ALT)
textpost sources:
okay done :thumbsup: source
blood "loss"? source
the urge to set things on fire source (afa i could tell!)
in trouble source
'you wouldn't pirate a-' source
you're so resilient! source
#ALT added i hope i didn't fuck up#tcf#lcf#tcf textposts#lout of the count’s family#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#choi han#the brainrot(tm)#not happy with the pic for blood loss from 134 if i find a better one i'm simply going to reuse the textpost! who's going to stop me#speaking of. if you've seen me post any of these before no you haven't? if i have a terrible memory then please so do you#yes he's not actually setting things on fire in the 132 one and instead throwing money but it's to set things on fire so its fine#'you're so resilient' works both ways even though cale is the one speaking in the panel#that's it for the notes i think ??#idk i always create criticism in my head that no one ever ends up giving me#so i come up with defenses too#that's normal i think
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Maria: What do we say when making bread? Natasha, glumly: That's the dough rising. Maria: And what do we NOT say? Peter, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
#i think they'd be terrible influences on each other#peter has Teenage Boy Humor(TM)#peter parker#natasha romanoff#maria hill#blackhill#spider man#black widow#maria hill incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#mama spider#incorrect natasha romanoff#incorrect avengers#incorrect mama spider#incorrect spiderman quotes#marianat
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STORM IN THE NEW SONIC RACING GAME NOBODY FUCKING MOVE
#txt#GOT TAGGED ON TWITTER IM LOSING TM MIND OVER THE CRUSTIEST FUCKING JPEG. THERERS SOMETHING TERRIBLY WRONG WITH ME
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I feel because of Jinx and Viktor’s popularity in fandom (having some of the most annoying fans in Arcane fandom) and the attention they receive in the show itself, people forget/don’t realise how bad they were done by the writers in s2
#saying this as someone who had thought jayce was reasonable for killing viktor in s2#the way they stripped all nuance from viktor’s actions and made jayce 100% right and the arcane/glorious evolution instead of highly flawed#and morally dubious/neutral#into just bad and wrong(tm)#was weird. it was weird.#i don’t want to compare to league because i do think adaptations should be judged on themselves for the most part#and i’m not too familiar.#but i think the ending should have been left open. like let piltover and zaun still be at war and the characters finding their place in that#also escalation from misguidedly transforming unwitting but willing people to viktor just deciding to turn everyone into an emotionless robo#was weird too#someone smarter than me do a deep dive idek#everyone became a centrist when faced with the true enemy; extremist zaunite (but like not even for zaun)#its not that i wanted viktor to be innocent. his actions in act 2 were morally dubious and he was destined to become darker and more extreme#but the way they did it was weird#and the way they resolved his character. it just feel so half-assed if you look past how emotionally charged and beautiful it was#do not even get me started on jinx… the ‘jinx is alive’ theory better be real because that’s the only way to salvage her character#but like i think they handled her character terribly for all of act 3#i think ekko and mel were done dirty in the way characters like lucas in st were. but i won’t get into that rn#jayce and vi also kinda felt reduced to their relationships…#arcane s2 act 3#arcane critical#arcane criticism#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane s2#viktor arcane#viktor#jinx arcane#jinx
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My neurodivergent ass after getting a Bad Texture

#tintin#I cannot explain how terrible the sensory overloads are#The sensory shivers TM#the adventures of tintin#adventures of tintin#tintin meme#archibald haddock#captain haddock#captain haddock meme#neurodivergent#sensory problems
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Getting Obi-Wan anywhere near the Dark Side challenge impossible. Local fanfic writer and Count Dooku are seething
#writing#jk it's definitely possible and we're getting there slow n steady but GODD this fucking Guy#i rly get when authors say that characters get a mind of their own#i hate him#obi wan#count dooku#listen. with enough time. and the right motives. and the Circumstances TM#he can become a little bit bad. as a treat. just a teeny tiny bit#the entanglements of a rotting democracy and the influence of a terrible grandmaster will do that to a mf
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Aaand I finally did a Phil photocard, only took me until photocard #4! (Here's a link to #3 if you missed it :>)
#dan and phil#phan#dip n pip#dan howell#phil lester#photocards#tit tour merch#yippee!! i finally did a phil! i thought id just do them in order but really was in the mood to draw a phil one instead hehe#terrible influence tour#phanart#my art#bad-art-tm
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Secondo and Alpha be nastyyyyyyy (I LOVE their dynamic. This situationship is all I live for these days)
It's such a twisted thing to want, Alpha thinks, arms crossed in front of his chest in a way he's desperate not to qualify as defensive. Him, proud and independent as he is, craving what he knows is to come...fucking ironic. Alpha squares up his shoulders, hands flexing against his own biceps.
It's subtle, but telling. He's fidgety. Alpha's never fidgety. But they say exceptions make the rule, and this one might be it. It's infuriating, really, especially given that Secondo hasn't looked up from his paperwork once, in the twelve minutes Alpha's been there. He counted. The scratch of the pen against paper, the flickering light of the old desk lamp, the familiar scent of old wood and expensive cologne, it would be relaxing, if it weren't for the burning pit of anticipation in Alpha's stomach. As it is, it's just part of the agonizing torture Secondo is putting him through just by making him wait.
In any other situation, Alpha would have no issue standing stock still in complete silence for hours, but this setting, the reason he's here doesn't let him slip into the depth of his mind to cheat boredom. He has to stop himself from bouncing his leg, him. Alpha is definitely going insane.
The second the pen stops dancing across paper, Alpha straightens, internally wincing at the popping sound from somewhere in his back. Secondo finally, finally sets his paperwork aside, taking off his reading glasses with a relieved sigh. Alpha, unfortunately for him, finds his tongue too late to ask him to keep them on. Another time. A click of tongue refocuses his attention on the man behind the desk. Without a word, Secondo snaps his fingers and points down, one eyebrow raised expectantly.
The shame boils up in Alpha's throat, coats his mouth in a bitter taste, but guilty arousal sparks in his guts. His legs take him toward the desk, make him round it up until he's standing between it and Secondo's chair. Maybe if he words it like that, if he blames his knees for bending until he's on them before the second Emeritus brother, Alpha can pretend he doesn't have any choice, that something made him do it, but the truth is that he's totally in controll, muscles, joints and sinews perfectly responding to his lust-addled brain. Yes, Alpha is totally in control of himself, and is willingly handing over that oh so precious control to none other than Secondo Emeritus.
It's worth it, though, for the leather clad hand raking through his hair, thumb drawing circles on one of the shaved sides. Secondo hums, parts his legs a bit more so Alpha can scoot closer. The hand travels further, wraps around a horn, pulls Alpha's head back in one fluid motion. There is strenght in Secondo's grip, despite his human nature, something that almost feels unyielding, even though Alpha knows better. Knows that he could, technically, shake it off, lean away from it. He won't. He wouldn't even dream of it.
The base of his horns must glow especially bright tonight, because Secondo's mouth twitches before he hums.
"Long day ?"
Alpha groans when Secondo's touch shifts again, thumbs now digging into the tense muscles at the back of his neck. And if he arches into it like a giant cat, well. That's his problem, and his only.
"Long week. You ?"
"I'm considering arsenic poisoning. For myself."
The dry answer makes Alpha huff as he leans closer, nuzzling his face in Secondo's thigh, looking up at him through his lashes.
"Want some help unwinding ?"
Though his touch is still gentle, Secondo huffs, mask of disdainful coldness falling on his face in an instant. Alpha takes in a a lungful of air, far too aware of what that means for him. He shouldn't rejoice in the idea. (He does.) The switch has just been flipped, game on.
"And you are offering to provide said help ?"
The mocking tone has Alpha reajusting his position, definitely not squirming. Secondo clicks his tongue.
"Oh, you are. Cute."
It doesn't sound like a compliment, in his mouth. The word is venom-clad, sinking into Alpha's flesh like a shard of glass. He snarls in answer, but when Secondo takes the opportunity to hook a thumb in his mouth, sliding it along his gum, testing the point of thick fangs, Alpha goes against every single one of his instincts, staying still and docile, not even one attempt at biting Secondo's fingers off.
The leather taste of the gloves coats Alpha's tongue when the former Papa pries his jaws open, pushing down on the forked appendice with a hum. The way he looks down at Alpha- with that kind of dissmissive amusement one would direct at a stumbling puppy, still gauche on its too-big paws- anyone with half a braincell would know there is no metaphor less inadequate that this one to describe Alpha, and yet, it is indeed how Secondo treats him.
And the worst part ? Alpha likes it.
Drool pools under the fire ghoul's tongue, some starting to dribble from the corner of his mouth, making Secondo tut.
"So messy. But, luckily for you, I like it sloppy, and I'm willing to give you a chance to prove yourself useful. Aren't you grateful ?"
His brain now too foggy to wonder what in the living hell is wrong with him to want this kind of treatment, Alpha nods, eager for the former Papa's taste, skin burning and insides churning in the best way, the way he chases everytime he steps through Secondo's threshold. There is something weirdly freeing about being unable to do anything but nod, trusting the man holding him put to handle him. Handle him. Like the good guard dog he tries to be. Except right now, he doesn't have to make decisions, to look out for someone else, to be on high alert. He can slump under firm hands and let someone lift the weight of the worlds from his shoulders, at least for a little while, a small reprieve he needs so much more than he's comfortable admitting.
The hands leave Alpha, Secondo finally reaching for his belt, expensive leather making a soft sound against no less precious fabric as it's slipped out of the loops. Try as he might, Alpha can't help the way his ears twitch at that, tail traitorously wagging a few times. Secondo's condescending chuckle is back to taunt Alpha.
"Eager."
Alpha hums, too focused on the rasp of the former Papa's zipper, itching to fish the man's cock out of his boxers himself. Still, he let Secondo do it, until he's salivating at the sight in front of him, pleased to see the former Papa is already well on his way to hardness from just the sight of Alpha on his knees. Licking his lips, the fire ghoul looks up at Secondo, finding mismatched eyes already on him.
"Make it good, and maybe I'll make you cum tonight, mmh ?"
You don't need to tell Alpha twice. It's a powerful thing, want, the way it overrides everything when just at the right intensity, reducing a powerful hellbeast fuelled by infernal flames to a desperate little thing kneeling at the feet of a human man, a prayer in his eyes that for once has nothing to do with his religious beliefs.
Alpha cannot hold back his groan when he gets his mouth on Secondo, lips wrapping around the head with a wet sound. He isn't Dew, he isn't foolish enough to try and fully take him in one go. he has plenty experience, which is precisely why he doesn't do that. While the concept of a completely wrecked voice is sexy, he doesn't need to give Omega even more ammunition when the quint will inevitably corner him with glistening eyes asking him if he had an interesting night. So, Alpha takes his time, eases himself into it, coaxing Secondo to full hardness with careful licks as he gradually takes more and more of him, until the head hits the back of his throat, eliciting a low hum from the former Papa.
That may be what Alpha prefers in all this, the lack of urgency, how Secondo will make sure to call on him at the oddest hours to make sure they won't be interrupted, that they have all the time in the world.
For a while, the only sounds in the room are quiet groans and soft huffs, coupled with the wet noises of Alpha working his mouth around Secondo, letting it get a bit sloppy - for the enjoyment of them both. It doesn't matter that Alpha's hard and dying to get a hand on himself, something Secondo won't let happen, it doesn't matter that his knees ache dully or that his jaw is challenged and will certainly hurt afterward ; all that matters is that the fire ghoul's head is blissfully empty, his skin finally not feeling too tight for him.
There's no urgency, yes, but when Alpha hums low as he steadily bobs his head, Secondo's hand scrambles for a fistful of red strands, forcing the fire ghoul down with a breathy "just like that". Alpha's tail wags briefly, knowing the man's tells enough to understand he's starting to feel his climax approaching. It hasn't been so long, all things considered, which only makes pride fill the fire ghoul's chest. He did that. The thought has him being more thorough, hollowing his cheeks and teasing the head with his forked tongue.
"Fuuuuck," Secondo groans, "you might get something out of tonight after all."
It's close enough to a praise for Alpha to perk up, too relaxed by now to be embarrassed by such a response. It just is so hard to feel anything but contentement like this, Secondo heavy on his tongue, his scent all the fire ghoul can smell, his sounds all he can hear. Eyes half closed, muscles finally loose, Alpha hums again, and swallows, throat constricting around Secondo's cock, which earns him a string of italian curses his brain barely processes.
"C'mon, c'mon," and that breathy tone does catch Alpha's attention, ableit with some delay, "c'mon you mutt, almost there-"
The fire ghoul's eyes shamefully roll back at being called that, moan ripped from him before he can even register it, and it seems to be all Secondo needed to cum down Alpha's throat with a loud groan.
The fire ghoul let him come down from the high at his pace, taking the opportunity to watch Secondo's chest heave, his sweaty throat, the fluttering of his eyelids, the way his face went lax, creases and tense lines smoothed out by bliss. Once Alpha decides he's given enough time to the former Papa to recover, he takes to direct his attention back to himself with a cheeky flick of tongue against the oversensitive tip of his spent cock. Alpha is treated to a delicious hiss as Secondo flinches, gloves creaking as he white knuckles his armrest, glaring without real heat at the fire ghoul knelt between his legs. Alpha finally releases him, smiling unapologetically. Fuck, he's so hard still, and the sight of Secondo looking good enough to eat isn't making it any easier. The former Papa rolls his eyes, almost prompting Alpha to serve him some snark, until a perfectly blacked shoe lands on his crotch, sole grinding against his straining cock, and he forgets anything that doesn't have anything to do with the white-hot pleasure shooting up his spine.
Secondo smirks, eyebrow rising.
"Let's see how long it'll take for you to cream your pants, shall we ?"
#so look they do something terrible to my brain#alpha the guard dog tm who likes being called a mutt jdjdkdjfjfjkfkj#i think secondo and alpha get each other#bitter old man and his bitter old ghoul#and they have a good banter going on#but they also kinda want to punch each other in the face#because their egos get in the way#well until alpha gives in and decides sucking that old man dick is more important than his pride at least#alpha probably at some point : “stress management what's that I only know servicing my former boss”#also secondo doesn't show it but he's down baaaadddd#honestly HE should be the one worrying about creaming his pants the second alpha drops to his knees#alpha ghoul#secondo#papa emeritus ii#nameless ghouls#the band ghost
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The towering creature comprised primarily of metal spikes looks at you with its nine optics.
#warhammer rogue trader#pasqal haneumann#pasqal rogue trader#UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#i got yelled at for staying up past time to finish this but. i am admittedly very happy with the direction on this#i might colour it properly. we'll see if the skill matches the idea [cat hairball noises]#this is for the amarnat-heretek ending for him btw. pasqal constructs a totally-not-abominable-intelligence cogitator#that combines all the separate components from the amarnat collective. only now it needs judgement to complete itself!#abel is still fine btw hes basically been dismissed bc who needs imagination. very pandoras box hope situation there#i very much think pasqal's time in commorragh is akin to sa for him. i have complex ideas on his sense of relationship andsexuality#n he struggles alot with processing it. thus amarnat. thus he ends up accepting his fate as the carcass tm and primary motion system#choices are run through him and his spine is the mod's sternum basically. but pasqal himself doesnt really exist past that#when he reacts strongly to something it generates little convulsions in him that annoy the mod terribly.#he can and eventually will tear himself off the frame btw. this breaks the mod bc it cant move or decide#but pasqal also kinda ends up pulling out his own spine alien v predator style so. abel and heinrix if you wouldnt mind. ty#i thought the poll thing was fun is it fun
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look at my favorite boy with no context
#ren art#s: tcol#he's my favorite and i will never talk about him#jkjk i talk about tcol sometimes#but ive been feeling like i should keep the story to myself lately#quality is terrible too but dw about that#and yes i redesigned him#i need to make them all look the part more tm
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>be me >look in the aph alaska tag cuz why not i already did it with greenland >sees platinum blonde blue-eyed white girl alaska who loves her dads, Russia and America, and is named Shila B Benson yet is wearing what is clearly meant to be indigenous clothing
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hello tumblrnation i hope there's at least one (1) Red Prince enjoyer
he's also a sticker!!
my instagram here
#i love big lizards and i cannot lie#idk why i haven't posted The Man(TM) before#life ig#my art#digital art#the red prince#dos2 fanart#dos2 red prince#divinity original sin 2#lineart#small artist#i love this red asshole so much. and he knows. and thats terrible.#personal art#dos2#digital artist#artist for hire#artist for commission#come scream dos2 with me. i dont bite unless asked#red prince
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#Out Of Coffins :: OOC#PSA From The Mun :: OOC#(( So I have been dealing with a terrible room situation for a while now. ))#(( As well as terrible physical and mental health. Thus my long stints of unable to write a lot. ))#(( WELL WE HAVE DISCOVERED MOLD AND MILDEW IN MY CLOSET ON WEDNESDAY LAST WEEK. ))#(( and it has apparently been there for y e a r s. ))#(( it is from thew same leak and complaints I had when I was in god damn middle school AND NO ONE LISTENED TO ME. ))#(( Who listens to a kid right? ))#(( WELL NOW HERE WE ARE ))#(( Hole in my closet floor#and wall barely patched. ))#(( While I have to use a gas mask to even be in here. ))#(( I have photos and videos of the horrors TM if anyone is curious ))#(( Now? The singular repair guy says let the ground dry which okay yeah fair ))#(( Then said he's gonna put down new plywood and a carpet and call it a day when done. ))#(( NOT REPLACE OR REPAIR THE ROTTED WALLS OR DAMAGE. ))#(( JUST A PATCH WORK JOB. ))#(( God I hate grandfathered in small places. ))#(( They can get away with so much shit. ))#(( So this is what I have been dealing with. ))#(( the foot note version of course. ))
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I need to “do it scared” my way into writing smut but I’m too nervous to even open a word doc skskskssk
#I am afraid!!!!#I have a few smut one shot ideas that I wanna write but I am so nervy#bc I’m like… what if it’s terrible or the premise is too dark and people think it’s weird and also what if it’s not even hot#but I wanna see if I like writing smut!!!#and I plan to add smut to roomie Sukuna but I don’t want my First Time(tm) to be in that series bc idk what im doing yet!!!#i have the mentality of a high school boy who doesn’t wanna lose his virginity to the girl he likes bc he wants to be able to impress her#AAAAA idk what to dooooo#(the answer is do it scared)#samaras yapping
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pov your name is alicent and you have the stankest face in all of westeros
#alicent hightower#hotd#house of the dragon#my art#asioaf#got fanart#game of thrones#there are so many things i could say about this freak…. but it all comes down to this: i love her.#cant wait to watch her be a terrible mother tm#hotd season 2#team green#fire and blood
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