Peter: are you sure this is a good idea?
Harley: trust me.
Friday: protocal 'they're about to almost blow the building up by accident again' has been activated
Peter: that can't be good
Harley: oh come one! That was one time
*sprinklers spray directly at Peter and Harley*
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Ares: Hey man, I’m Ares. Sean mentioned you were looking for some people. My friends are in a band and my dad owns a radio station. I was thinking we could put out an ad for y’all.
Atlas: That would be amazing. I’m Atlas.
Gabriel: Gabriel.
Atlas: Nice to meet you.
Gum: I’m Gum.
Atlas: Gum? Cool name.
Gum: Honestly beats my birth name. Which is a ridiculous name if you ask me.
Gabriel: Don’t get her started. Seriously, she won’t stop once she starts.
Gum: Come on, gabie-goo, it’s a wonderful topic.
Atlas: Well now I’m curious.
Gum: Winifred. Who the fuck names their kid Winifred?
Gabriel: Christ, here we go.
Ares: [ stifled laughter ]
Atlas: [ chuckles ] That’s kind of foul.
Gum: Seriously! What the fuck? I will never forgive my parents.
Atlas: Some sins can never be forgiven.
Gum: Right? I like this guy. Gabriel, take notes, maybe you’ll get a partner.
Gabriel: Bruh you’re just as single as I am.
Gum: Womp womp, at least some of us are happier single.
Gabriel: Are you trying to fight? Swing right now, you won’t.
Gum: Sean, will you fire me for beating up Gabriel?
Sean: Off the clock please.
Gum: You versus me at eight o’clock beeotch. It was nice meeting you Atlas.
Atlas: Likewise.
Gabriel: Also! We have a show coming up, you should see if you can make it. Who knows? You might have a live band for your artist alley by the end of it.
Atlas: I’ll check it out! Thank you.
Gabriel: Of course. Take care.
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