#and it's only the beginning

[hypewinter]

Danny messes up big time on a mission to the past for Clockwork. How does he mess up you may ask? Well he ends up getting ceremonially buried as a death god in ancient Egypt. Yes, he is embarrassed about the whole scenario thank you for asking.

To make matters worse, they doused him in blood blossom oils. Not enough to kill him, but enough to weaken him big time and put him in a deep sleep. Danny spends the next couple of thousands of years sleeping the blood blossom oil off. He wakes up just in time for his tomb to be opened by a grumpy guy in a trench coat, a weird magician lady, and a ghost dressed in red spandex. Nope, he was not dealing with that. He rolled over and went back to sleep.

The JLD had been running around chasing after green sticky notes for weeks. They finally found this hidden ancient tomb with a lot of inscriptions pertaining to the dead. When they finally enter the inner most chamber, they find a young boy resting on top of an altar. He's definitely not dead because if he was, he would have long since decomposed. However at the same time, he's not breathing.

In the middle of their discussion on how to proceed, a familiar green sticky note floats down from nowhere. It reads "He'll be a wonderful addition." What? Constantine instantly pulls out a sigil and teleports away muttering something about needing a drink, Deadman goes to investigate the kid, and Zatana just sighs. This was about to be a long day.

[midnightfreeway]

the way aof does romance just knocks the air out of me... whew

[morathicain]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: พินัยกรรมกามเทพ | Cupid's Last Wish (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Korn Thapakorn Chaiphitak/Win Sawin Warodom Characters: Korn Thapakorn Chaiphitak, Win Sawin Warodom Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, self indulgent, Scenes I wanted to see, and moments I wanted to happen, Angst, Win's POV, so much angst and pain, past mistakes, this is gonna be a mixture of the show - the novel - and my own ideas, Win & Lin bonding, Reflection, Insecurity, Jealousy, Nightmare, After the funeral, and before they meet again Series: Part 1 of CLW - Calf love for the Win Summary:

Three years. Three years and Win was still dreaming about that day, that moment. Three years and Win was still waking up with his throat in pain and Lin hovering above him, silently, her words well known and well meant but unspoken.

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Or: Win can't forget, still, but he has his way of dealing with it. At least for the time being.

Thank you @moonlightchicken for helping with the rants and rambling AND THIS GORGEOUS GIF! You’re amazing! <3<3<3<3<3<3

[hewwio]

Arrested for frog on main

[baronessblixen]

I never said that only rich people can have kids, AT ALL. Like this was never what I meant in the ask, and that somebody would pass this judgement on me makes me feel bad. Also english isn’t my birth tongue so maybe I got it wrong in what I was writing. But whatever people understand I guess.

And yes you’re right, kids end up in foster care no matter where they grow up. I’m just sad about it all. Let’s end the discussion here.

I didn't mean to say that you did! That's why I said I understand what you mean. Poor people will suffer even more from this because rich people will always be able to get abortions. English isn't my native language either 😅

I'm sad about it too. These people don't care about kids. If they did, they'd make sure they're well taken care of after they're born. All of this makes me so mad. I feel you.

[whats-this-mustelid]

I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

[charlietheepicwriter7]

The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.

A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.

Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"

Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.

The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.

There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.

[shimmershy]

Chara can stand exactly ONE human. That's it.

[just-your-average-tangerine]

The line between binary and nonbinary trans people is nowhere near as clean as some of yall think it is

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[arataka-reigen]

I'm trying to start a movement here

[ID: The first 3 images are edited versions of the "Let's take ibuprofen together" meme. The captions now say "Let's read shoujo together". They each show a person holding their hand out to the viewer; a character from the series Benigyokuzui, Mob from Mob Psycho 100, and Jerma. / end ID]

ID provided by @siroofington thank you so much

[asirensrage]

You know the story's going to be good when it starts like this

[electrozeistyking]

"She's Gone"

This bad boy was started on the third of November, and finished on the seventh. In total, there are thirty panels (all of which were drawn separately).

A good chunk of N's dialogue near the end came to me after I did some improv to figure out what he should say. I have since dubbed it "N's Failure Monologue."

[theseyellowdays]

One thing I genuinely think the fandom forgets or underestimates is just how weird Neil is. Like we paint him to be this carismatic, flashy, cocky bad boy, but in reality he's stingy, skittish, balks at anything more personal then his thoughts on Exy and Cannot for the life of him socialize. Like in the Raven King, right after Seth dies, he straight up goes:

"Neil had to patch things up with [Allison] somehow, but he didn't know where to start. He'd never been good at winning people over. Someone like Allison wasn't likely to be his first success. "

Neil's spent his life living on the outskirts of "average" life. Ergo, he's cagey and flighty and so far removed from normal that even among the Foxes he'll always be a little unpredictable and odd. And you know what, good for him; we all deserve an antisocial introverted asshole to raly behind.

[annarubys]

finding out how many minutes of music people listen to in a year is so interesting especially as someone whose stats are comparatively low. how do you 60k minutes per year people focus on anything. that’s a skill you should put on your resume

[orpheuslament]

isnt it amazing we live in a world where theres poetry. why is nobody else going insane about it