#and thanos is father

[irondad-defensesquad]

if i told you i thought of a rlly dumb and self indulgent fullmetal alchemist au where tony is ed and peter is al (in the form of an iron man armor) would you be interested

[zndr315-blog]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I wanted to drive my father to the hospital after a pregnancy test he tried turned out positive, but instead we went to a lavished villa with a pool. From that pool, Thanos came out of it wearing nothing but a red G-string and he took us to watch ''Shrek: the musical''.

[like-sands-of-time]

So does sigyn just not exist in the mcu? I know she's in the comics even though I don't read them. Because why are you telling me Loki is completely unloveable and the only person he can love/feel attracted to is himself as a woman that's insane. He's not this demonic guy he's a god of tricks and chaos. He's loved by Thor. By frigga/Freya. By sigyn his canon wife. By his children even if you don't want them to exist here (why I've no idea that's an amazing story)

[idaaadivock]

not to talk about dune on main but like. lisan al-gaib became an instant meme in the theater i was at. like great acting amazing music (thank you hans zimmer you're a real one) phenomenal photography and setting and fight choreography

but stilgar's LISAN AL-GAIB in every circumstance possible was so funny it made the whole theater erupt into laughter directly after the fight with feyd-rautha which is supposed to be like. poignant ig and powerful and an overall vibe

y'all hit the wrong vibe besties 😭😭

[worstloki]

Tesseroki AU where Loki is the cube

[crownrots]

↳ SIDE HOTD (2 /∞ ) 📜🏹 DYANNA THORNWOOD ── glass is only brittle until it breaks, then it's sharp. (x) (x) (x)

[goth-emrys]

Merlin to Kilgharrah: Where does it say my destiny includes murder?!!

MERLIN. merlin, honey. Its been 12 episodes since the show started and i can think of at LEAST 3 where youve commited murder. And thats just what i can think of I know there is more!!!

[izunias-meme-hole]

Thanos (MCU) Appreciation Post

I am well aware that imma be skinned alive for posting this on the largest MCU Hater site, but for every single thing wrong with those movies, the buildup, activity, and payoff of its reinvention of Thanos was worth it. Not the best movie villain of all time, but this delusional, narcissistic, omnicidal grape made that whole 2008-2019 era of the MCU worth sitting through (be it as paying customer or a sailor of the high seas).

Please don't kill me

[extraordinary-heroes]

Thor Vol 6 #30 (Cover art by Nic Kelin)

[unagrancantidaddepanes]

anyways all my homies love felix fathom, mf was doing what the social services could never do ❤️❤️❤️ king shit

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

My wonderful daughter @livingdeadgurl drew me a Thanos Cat in my Father's Day card. I love it.

[s0fter-sin]

i hate the commercialisation of the avengers inside the mcu both bc i find it cringy and meta but also bc it narratively doesn’t make sense.

we spent ten years establishing that the avengers are a contentious presence, civil war was literally about people not trusting them bc of what/who they are and now it’s almost completely erased and everyone loves them now? and don’t even get me started on rogers the musical

the way clint reacts makes it seem like the writers are trying to say it’s in poor taste but it’s less bc it trivialises a literal alien invasion but bc clint misses natasha and it hurts him to see an interpretation of her. not bc people are singing and dancing about an event that got hundreds if not thousands of people killed. the closest american equivalent i can think of is 9/11. people can’t even joke about it without being torn apart and it happened over 20 years ago. the battle of new york happened 10 years ago in the current mcu, the snap happened maybe a year ago, you’re telling me everyone’s chill with a musical about one of the worst days of their lives?

“i can do this all day” being their tagline encapsulates everything i dislike about it. the only people steve said that to were nazis that were immediately killed, tony who would never talk about what happened in siberia and the 2012 version of steve says it to him. no one else would know that phrase and acting like it’s something he crowed from the rooftops is at best a plot hole and at worse, an indictment of how little care the writers are having for the new era of the mcu

[capsiclesteebrogers]

imagine a crossover where aemond feeds that giant purple grape (thanos) to vhagar and smacks oding for being a shit dad (to both thor and loki) while loki makes sure to f*ck viserys up for being a horrible father and turn him into a rat. then they go have a warm meal together and maybe get some therapy.

[chussyracing]

who was going to tell me there's a whole ass docu series about carlos sainz sr (known red bull driver) featuring an episode about carlos sainz jr signing for ferrari on a red bull streaming platform?!

[evilhorse]

A sad lesson all children must someday learn.