#and the man's a robot skeleton

[banesboo]

im so ill

[solaris2183]

Dr. Phosphorus GIFs I took from Ep1

some of these might be similar to other ones you've seen put out, idk, but these are just some i made for myself, or others if you want 'em :) they're low enough resolution that they're still clearly recognizable, but that you can fit them as your discord banners or pfp or whatever like i did

[fauvester]

bad bitches in bell bottoms with weaponized guitars?!?

[cjsnaake]

Please watch StuGo these ugly little cunts are so so so fucking cute they're adorable and stupid and I LOVE them they are my little babies

[polybbiuss]

when im in a not being scared competition and the judge is dracula and frankenstein and wolf man and swamp thing and a zombie and the mummy and the invisible man and a witch and a ghost and a skeleton and a jack o lantern and a killer robot and a grey alien and a green alien and a haunted doll and bride of frankenstein and the devil and killer clown

[trainno4]

So I mentioned before that I was going to post more Halloween content, and this is it! This old drawing of Skull Man here is quite fitting for the holiday wouldn’t you say? I drew it for Halloween last year…but this isn’t the only thing I’m showing for October don’t worry. I think I have one more post to showcase for the spoopy month.

Also…I drew this…and this is one of the best meme drawings I ever made.

[ozcarr]

Ultra Kill mention???!?!!

Do NOT summon that fandom here!!!! They are terrifying dude

[wp100]

manny calavera walked so sans could run

[fanged-fanfics]

Creatures Commandos platonic request, can you do Dr. Phosphorus x Child! Venom Reader (the only difference between them and OG Venom is that they can withstand extreme heat.), I need this radioactive skeleton man to be a dad again.

Y/N was abandoned by their family as a toddler, which gave them extreme abandonment issues, they get attached to Phosphorus and he lets them because they can touch him and he misses being a dad. You cannot tell me that he DOESN’T miss being a dad.

☆ Of Flames And Little Flickers — Dr. Phosphorus & Venom!GN Reader Fic ☆

Genre: Fluff, Familial || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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Pokolistan wasn't exactly the worst place to bring a kid, most figured. But most people weren't on a mission to keep an insane purple villainess from tearing up the local government. Phosphorus didn't exactly find the idea of you tagging along to be a fond one— he loved having you around, but this could easily become an assassination mission at the flip of a dime. Considering what you had to go through before, he didn't wanna risk you getting any more hurt. But your abilities were deemed too valuable to go without, so there you were, traveling locked up in the same car with the rest of the monsters.

The long plane trip gave you jetlag more than anything, and you didn't manage to get good sleep after being dragged out so early to get on the flight. After Phosphorus forcefully positioned Weasel to the other side of the car, he made sure you could sit beside him. You were in a staring contest with GI Robot before Phosphorus gently nudged you, pointing out to the window behind his head. "See all that, kid? It's riding on your slimy little shoulders to keep all that from blowing up" he said. He made a motion with his hands to mimic a combustion, flaring a little brighter as he made the sound effect himself. You laughed at the display, and he chuckled while rubbing the top of your head.

"Not too worn out, yeah? We got a big day protecting this princess" he asked you. You shook your head "Nuh-uh. It's just... early". "Well, it's midday by now, kid, a little too late for 'early'" Phosphorus responded back. You groaned, sitting back in your seat "Why did it feel like we got dragged out so soon?" You complained. "Timezones, bud" Phosphorus said "Had to get up early to be here on time. It's a whole new country". You paused, soaking in the reminder of the unfamiliar landscape. You scooted closer to him, grabbing hold of his sleeve. Phosphorus wrapped his arm around you in return. Jeez, it'd been 15 years since he was able to have this. Someone who could stand to be near him, and who actually trusted him enough to lean on.

"You getting tired there, little hellraiser?" He asked, seeing you beginning to nod off. You stubbornly shook your head, mumbling in protest. He chuckled once more, pulling you up close to his side. To the average person, it was deeply scalding and searing to the touch. But to you, it was like being pressed against the warmest heater that could ever be offered. Your wide eyes slowly fall shut, feeling the comforting repetitive motion of Phosphorus petting your back to soothe you. Your head falls onto his form, using him as a foundation to lean on. He'd been that ever since you arrived, really. Support, stability, a shoulder or hand to reach out to. A jaded and crude support beam at times, sure, but he did his best to conduct himself at least a little bit around you.

While you slowly drifted to sleep, Phosphorus kept his gaze on you, seeing how you were able to relax against him. It was a familiar sight, one that made what was left of his heart ache. He looked up, seeing Bride not far at all taking note of it as well. He held a finger over where his mouth used to be to signify quiet. The stitched lady gave a sigh that showed she wasn't very impressed but, well, when was she ever? Phosphorus moved his coat to wrap it around your shoulders for extra protection, using a hand to shield you from the sun. He gently pet your back a bit more before simply keeping his gaze looking around for you both. No one could tell except for Phosphorus himself, but this time, he really was smiling.

[stainlesssteellocust]

Trazyn is one of the best characters in 40k there’s no contest

Spooky Skeleton Robot Man who collects archaeology from across the galaxy, freezes people in time as art displays, and gets up to sitcom level feuds with other immortal robots

[banditomojado]

Honey, wake up, DC dropped another project about a group of misfit weirdo murderers that I'm gonna obsess over

Hell yeah, mean mommy corpse

Must protect fish at all costs

Nazi killer robot? Yes please.

Flammable skeleton man? Oh we're cookin'

Fuck yeah, classic monters

Weasel FTW

2 episodes in and I'm HOOKED. Marvel tv shows have NOTHING on DC. They got something special with this one, ahhhh please go watch and support I want this to be a success!!!!

[lynns-bonkle-blog]

Bionicle antagonists in 2001-2003: Literal Satan and his army of scary prawn-men. Also roombas that got woken up early and almost destroyed the island. Bionicle antagonists in 2004: Literal Satan, a crab-man and a bear I guess. Bionicle antagonists in 2005: a snake-MILF, her boring husband, like a billion spiders and Vakama. Bionicle antagonists in 2006: a man who has lost all faith in the setting's deity returning, and who battles his closest friend, who believes he is still worth saving... oh also there's a bunch of shark dudes who have their own rap theme-song, enslave people with magic paintballs, and the blue one got turned into two guys, one of whom got chained to a giant spider and merged with a sentient macguffin. Bionicle antagonists in 2007: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh some ancient sea-creature furries? Also a giant plankton, the world's stupidest cephalopod, and Literal Satan possessing a Robocop. Bionicle antagonists in 2008: remember Literal Satan? Yeah turns out there's more of his species. Some of them are vampires. Some of them are bugs. One of them is a stereotypical mad scientist, complete with an Igor-style assistant/underling. If this was a TV show you know this arc would be the Halloween special. Bionicle antagonists in 2009: fuck it, entire race of bug people. Also post-apocalyptic raiders but also kinda Ancient Rome-coded (because that's the case with the entire arc), but a whole year before Fallout: New Vegas happened. I guess. Also Literal Satan is the universe, by which I mean he's a giant robot, and God is the protagonist now. Bionicle antagonists in 2010: remember those shark guys. Uhhhh yeah this guy isn't one of them, he's just the same species, but marketing said we had to call him that because he looks the same, so uhhh he's working with Literal Satan and that puts him on the same level as the shark guys. Also [rolls dice] the scary prawn-men but laser-flavoured this time, and [spins spinner] the raiders from 2009. This is the last main arc for the next half-decade.

Bionicle antagonists in 2015: [groans, places spider jpeg on table] also skeletons I guess. Fuck it Bionicle antagonists in 2016: right so we've got vaguely-cervine hunter, his elemental monster underlings, and an in-name-only alternate version of Literal Satan. Can't wait to see what'll happen in next year's arc!

[bckwardsfrwards]

Can you write more Dr. Phosphorus 🙏 the amount of fics he has is criminal, I think I've read all of them available-

Can do Anon, there's a reason I finally picked up the metaphorical pen and started writin again. Not enough content for the Skeleton Doctor.

GN Reader, no specifications but they are a meta human.

No TW, not beta read, I try to use as little (y/n) as I can, crossposted to my ao3 account!!

Word count: 1k

Sing your song Jailbird

(Doctor Phosphorus x Reader)

Getting yourself thrown into Belle Reve was never in your plans. You hadn't intended for things to go down the way they did but that's all it took. One little slip up left you tossing and turning in a cold dank cell.

You couldn't sleep, but that was most nights. Although you had no actual proof it was nighttime. You hadn't seen the outside world since before your incarceration. The guards had kept you in solitary for the first few days, giving some of the more… Animalistic inmates time to grow accustomed to your scent. Kind of like introducing two cats through a closed door so that they don't try to kill each other. Not that you were too worried about actually getting hurt.

You weren't really introduced to your fellow inmates so much as you were shoved into the open common area. Some douchebag guard yelling your last name as a means of identification before slamming the metal doors shut. You grumbled, more annoyed than anything before dusting yourself off and taking in your surroundings.

There weren't really that many other prisoners. Those that caught your attention being a giant shark man that was pointing and laughing at you. An enormous robot sipping from a can of gasoline. And a green skeleton? Rather a skeleton with a green fiery body.

Most of them turned their attention away from you shortly after glancing your way. But the Skeletal man tilted his head at you seemingly curious before going back to his game of solitaire.

You felt like a kid at a new school during recess. No idea who anyone is or how to talk to them. The decision was made for you as the robot drinking diesel made his way over to you. Each step shaking the floor a little.

"Hello new inmate, you seem to be a little disoriented. Could this be, G. I. Robot wonders, because you are secretly Nazi scum?" The robots arm transforms into a giant canon as he speaks, his red eyes glowing a little brighter.

"Woah! Absolutely not what the fuck?" You ask with a mixture of disbelief and disgust, your hands raised in surrender.

"Relax G.I. I don't think this is really Nazi material do you?" The skeletal man asks looking you up and down skeptically.

"Perhaps you are right, Doctor Friend." The robot apparently called G.I. says. Disarming himself and going back to sipping on his oil.

"Why don't you go check on Nina, I'm sure she'd appreciate the company." The irradiated man says, gently patting the metal giant on the back.

"That is a wonderful idea! I will go and check on Friend Nina and her Bride." The robot says cheerfully. You swear you can see a smile on his face as he walks away.

"Sorry about that, he's uh. Not too keen on Nazis."

"I couldn't tell." You say with an unamused roll of your eyes. "I'd rather there be a Nazi killing robot than a killer Nazi robot though." You murmur with a Huff of laughter.

"Yeah, you got that right." He says with a dry chuckle. "I'm Doctor Phosphorus." The strange man says after a beat of silence, turning his head to face you.

"(Y/n)" You say, reaching your hand out to shake his before glancing at his radioactive flesh. You withdraw slightly unsure if you can or should shake his hand.

"(Y/n… Well it's a pleasure to meet you but I wouldn't recommend shaking my hand unless you want to get radiation sickness." He says with a sigh.

You furrow your brow and before you can stop yourself you shake his hand anyway. Surprised at the heat radiating off of his palm. It's warm like when you hold your hand over a pot of boiling water just to feel the steam. You can hear a subtle buzz, a stream of quiet bubbling coming from his body.

He withdraws his hand first looking at it as if he had been burned, before looking back at you.

"Are you stupid or something?"

"Little bit." You say with a wide grin.

"You can't tell but I'm scowling at you with disapproval." The doctor says with a slight shake of his head.

"Well you're a doctor right? You can just fix me up if I get sick."

"I don't know if you can tell but I haven't exactly been a practicing physician recently." He says as he crosses his arms, looking you over again with a tilt of his head.

"How long has it been?" You ask, your brow raised in question.

The doctor sighs, "15 years give or take?"

"Goddamn. Guess I'm never getting out of here huh?" You ask with a dry chuckle.

"You ask a lotta questions (Y/n)."

"Who's Nina?" You question, despite the Doctors complaint.

He chuckles slightly before answering, "She's another inmate here, got hurt on a mission a little while ago. She's in the Med bay with Bride. Which is where you'll end up if you hang around me long enough." He says somewhat dejected.

You laugh lightly not taking his words too seriously. "Who's Bride?"

"Your leader on the field if you ever get picked for a mission." He says as he walks back over to his game of solitaire.

You follow after him with a skip in your step. You were already warming up to this guy even if he wasn't 100% sure about you. He takes a seat and glances obviously at the chair beside him, silently asking if you're going to take it.

You sit down and fold your hands in your lap, twiddling your thumbs. You expect him to keep playing his game of solitaire but you're surprised as he shuffles the cards carefully. You wonder how he isn't burning them.

"You know how to play go fish?" He asks as he starts dealing the cards between the two of you. Not bothering to wait for a response.

"Yeah, it's been a while though." You say, glancing from his hands to his face and back.

"That's just fine with me Jailbird." He says as he picks up his cards, rearranging his decks order.

You smile at him with a little mirth in your eyes. Maybe this won't be so bad after all.

I'll write a part 2 if anyone really likes this! cheesey little ending but i figure its better to leave it open ended :) It's just the basic reader is an inmate in Belle Reve au. Although I am including Nina surviving and being nursed back to health while Bride watches over her.

[miiilowo]

ultrakill is easily the horniest fandom ive been in which is really beautiful considering the main cast consists of two vaguely genderless robots, a giant angel who's covered almost head to toe in armor (except for his midriff for some nefarious reason), a skeleton wearing a sheet, a giant glowing fat man and a faceless Thing with an exposed nervous system

[expominds]

‼️ mdni 18+

simon riley was not an easy man to talk to, much less being able to dissect his emotions because his damn mask was always in the way.

sure you were trained to read even the slightest change in tone, emotion, body language, behavior, but simon ‘ghost’ riley got his name for a reason. he was devoid of emotions, any feelings he should have felt or displayed were just simply… not there. he was simply a ghost in a flesh suit with skeletons. a robot. an android. a zombie going after one thing and one thing only.

this made him a tough shell to crack, and it made your mission even harder, considering you had a eight weeks timeline to learn his true nature and report back to your Colonel, König.

exactly 1 week and 41 minutes had passed and you finally got to him.

it took you 1 week and 41 minutes to have him completely under your control, your warm body on top of his, clothes scattered around the tiny barracks room, your hot, slick cunt encasing and clenching around his long, girthy length as you stared down at him, your hips gyrating in slow, torturous circles.

you hadn’t found out his true nature yet, but you were slowly creeping into his system and before long, you would have complete control of his faculties.

you kept your hips moving while you stayed silent, your hands splayed on his chest as you rode him, his whimpers and grunts mixing with your small mewls and wet, hot slick sounds coming from the space where the two of you were joined.

all missions and thoughts went out the window when you finally got him where you wanted, and you didn’t know how to act. all training, all tasks, all self preservation was gone and was quickly replaced with a line that was teetering on love and loathe.

you got lost in the sensations, your velvety walls dragging up and down his cock, the mushroom tip kissing your cervix every time you seated yourself back down on him. your previous orgasms creating a creamy ring on the base of his cock.

you didn’t know right from wrong, and didn’t know which way was up or down. your mind was an empty void as you continued your relentless assaults as he gripped your hips, his hips meeting yours halfway in a feverous pace, an unrelenting task that needed to be finished.

fear whispered its icy tendrils through your veins, caution warning you against the vulnerability that accompanies going against your mission, you were falling and lord knows no one could help you, not even yourself.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Are some skeletons celebrating Valentine's day? Who plans something big? Who thinks it's all commercial?

Well, I'm a little late lol.

Undertale Sans - It really depends on his S/O. If it's something important for you, sure, he can plan something and even make an effort in his choice of clothes and take you out somewhere. If you don't care, he's giving you the immense gift of buying the pizzas tonight lol. He's a simple man with simple needs.

Undertale Papyrus - Of course, he's celebrating! Papyrus is the King of Romance! He booked a table and a room at the new very luxurious MTT hotel a year early so you two can have the time of your life. Well, mainly the time of his life you realize as you don't exist anymore the second Mettaton is showing his robotic form on the stage. At least you have some fun afterward in the room. You make sure to ruin the bed just to piss off Mettaton. No, you're not jealous at all.

Underswap Sans - He's not celebrating, but he still brings home the biggest flower bouquet you have ever seen. You're not sure where you're going to put it, but it's pretty and with all your favorite flowers in it. Blue wanted to mark the occasion and show you that despite looking like he doesn't listen all the time, he really does.

Underswap Papyrus - Honey prepared a Netflix and chill night! He bought a ton of junk food, a nice cocoon blanket where you two can cuddle close, and a ton of terrible movies to entertain you all night. He just wants to spend some time with his S/O. Now, the only problem is that you're both little old people and you're both snoring in front of the TV at 9 p.m. It was short but intense lol.

Underfell Sans - He waits for you in bed entirely naked, a rose in his mouth. He's enough of a gift, right? It's not like he gave you obvious hints all day leading to this moment, insisting very loudly on the fact he's extremely interested in Woohoo tonight. He's not very subtle, but that's why you chose him, right?

Underfell Papyrus - He "borrowed" Red's motorcycle without him knowing and he takes you on a little trip along the beach during sunset. He planned a romantic picnic on the beach with candles and everything to end the night. It could have ended better than with Red screaming at him on the phone because he realized his baby motorcycle disappeared lol.

Horrortale Sans - Oak bought expensive chocolate for you. You're sharing it in bed during the night while you're cuddling. Oak doesn't care about Valentine's Day, all he cares about is spending some time with you and cuddling and eating chocolate. He's very happy right now.

Horrortale Papyrus - He takes you for a day to the health spa. It's one of the rare activities you can do together without his back screaming in agony. You spend the day getting massages, hanging out in the hot tubs, and relaxing in the sun. Willow gifts you some flowers when you both get out and takes you to have dinner somewhere. He's the perfect man.

Swapfell Sans - Well, Nox learned very painfully how to court with Toriel so, uh, he does the only thing he learned to do and takes you to a Valentine's Day ball. He bought you a very expensive ballgown and everything. Tonight, everyone is going to be jealous of you two. You quickly realize his way of dancing is very outdated though, but that's sort of cute. He's clearly not used to dancing either. He's showing big vulnerability tonight, and it's rare enough to be noted. It's fun though.

Swapfell Papyrus - Well. Being romantic and all this stuff is not really for him. Rus still wants to mark the occasion so he takes you to a random event in town. Ok, he didn't know the event was the longest burp contest. But, uh... It's funny at least? No? Listen, he tried his best, alright?

Fellswap Gold Sans - He has money, he wants everyone to see he has money, and he takes you on the shopping trip of your life. No limit, you get all the clothes you want. You're a bit embarrassed, but Wine is an excellent advisor in fashion and you get out of there with beautiful extremely expensive dresses, new shoes, and a new handbag, and to not make you feel uncomfortable, he buys a handbag too! You then go to parade in the city to make everyone jealous. You're not gonna lie, you're scared to scratch your new dress because of how much it costs lol.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Coffee takes you bowling. He knows it's not much, but that is one of the rare activities he can actually impress you over than painting and he wants to show off a bit for once. He gifts you a portrait of you he did after that and you both end eating greasy fast food watching Disney movies on the couch and cuddling, obviously.