#and then you have mr ghost king i will do anything lol but also is . incredibly dramatic about it

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ok before I say anything else BRUH I took the quiz you reposted and guess who I got….also mf sae…..bro??? Wavelengthed too hard but STAY STRONG NO CONVERTING

EVIL YUKI SHSHSHSJ actually know dw all the shit and slander yuki has to go through now is just setting him up to become rough and tumble yuki so he can get the development he deserves it’s all part of the plot!!! STOP ITS SO EMO but ig its better than one of them being left behind by the other shevdhshsh (or you let mc live and then we can be with Karasu instead/j) I’ll never be get over how interesting hollyhock mc is though (the whole belonging/ownership/love dynamic is SO unique I love it sm) on the complete opposite side of the spectrum we have otoya being done TOO MUCH justice LMAOOO it’s ok the story and plot slap so he can have a pass

DADFAILURE LOSERS I LOVE IT HAHAHA esp while yuki has his life (pretty much) together truly the embodiment of tabieitaken shenanigans also KING OF KALOS GOES SO HARD??? Mm yes we love yuki supremacy (also the ref to his emperor of 1-on-1 title ugh so peak)

That’s actually insane I feel you though because I’m also scared shitless of getting mobbed by insane parts of fandoms (partially why I’ve never really used tumblr to do anything before besides lurk and also why I am NOT subjecting myself to being one of those regular translators on twitter or tiktok or whatnot I’m not about to get people attacking me in the comments for wild shit shshshsb) BUT I agree lowk….i mean tullireo isn’t going to be rubbed in our faces in the story anyways (I assume) since we’ll be too busy burying Barou’s corpse (I’m screaminf) but THSTS SO REAL “I make money so my wife can breed pokemon and keep them all for herself instead and I’ll build them a whole pokemon pasture/sanctuary” (that would be me as a pokemon breeder fr) bro it was just meant to be the team vibes…it’s giving elegant but strong

LMAO chigiri and Reo forced platonic close proximity chigiri is just THE bestie whether it’s gossip or wingman duties he’s got it all but I’m crying otoya tweaking because he’s like “NOOOOOOOOOOO MY OTP” and Karasu patting him like “idk what you’re on about but hate to break it to you but I don’t think Tullia doesn’t likes you that way”

Wait I know the exact vibe you’re going for it’s giving “drops random lore/information and disappears for three months” LMAOOO fr that older mentor who comes gives hints and guidance kinda like a walk through tutorial guide in a game where they’re like “oh yeah you should go here” only to never be heard from again LFMOAOAAOAOAO GANDALF REAL but that kinda puts a bit of distance in his dynamic I feel? So yes TULLIREO WE ALL CHANT guess I gotta side with otoya this time tullireo OTP LOWK DO IT it’s just the vibes too yk…they just match….guys…..

LMAO my first thought was fr “that scrawny ass kid with a bug net on route 2” imagine they don’t even battle the boy is so scared of ghost type aeguslash that he just runs (I see that typo but I’m not fixing it because it’ll get autocorrected into something unrecognizable and I’m channeling my inner Nagi and being lazy)

LMFAOO reader fr like “where tf did my genes go…” THE PARENTAL LORE GOES CRAZY LMAOAO imagine their kids going to school and yk how elementary school kids usually get those assignments that’s like “what do my parents do?” Etc? Yeah their daughter has to fill out that and her drawing is reader on top of a pile of dead team z grunts carrying nagi or maybe they’re just holding hands but nagi def has to be shown asleep taking a nap and uncle Barou flying in the sky as an angel and readers giant ass red gyarados in the back looming over it all and like a crying Mr. Mikage on the floor

LMAO Reo exclusively using luxury balls so true lowk the premier balls kinda fit Barou’s aesthetic too maybe he splurges on them generally to keep everything consistent and neat looking LOL bro my luck was ass with quick balls actually I think I’ve only ever caught my donphan (as phanpy) with one LMAOA

Pause I see the abamasnow vision (it’s intimidating but imagine it’s as dumb as him LMAOA openly walking up to fire types) arcanine accidentally burning tf out of it is so funny they would SO bully him for that for the rest of his life

Aiku getting what he deserves!! He has his happy ending though he’s just gotta finish up his community service first LOLL ok but him actively very involved with sae and Barou because he deals with them on a more regular level because they’re on the same team and he’s like “I can’t deal with their bitchlessness anymore PLEASE get a girl I’ll even help you but you need STRESS RELIEF. NOW.” LMFAOO wait I’m very excited to see aiku put in his place LMFAOO

When the familial relationship steals the spotlight from the romantic one>>>> LAMSOA /hj perhaps this can be a character study in the future…I’m crying their relationship is so sweet though ugh

EYES WIDE OPEN OMGOMG NEW GRAPHICS!!! No I lowk love the clean look too it fits the vibe fr!! Guys yk it’s serious when the graphics ready…pokemon au here we come!!!!!!!

- Karasu anon

LMAOOO IT’S BECAUSE WE’RE THE SAME PERSON FR no but i think it’s so funny we’re both NOT itoshi lovers which is pretty rare i feel and yet we’re the ones who ended up getting sae himself 😭 the universe wants to convert us to itoshism but we MUST stay strong

HELP YOU’RE SO RIGHT this is just the development he requires…rough and tumble yuki’s bad past is actually a bad past LIFE where he led to the death and despair of all of his current friends (that’s lowkey a crazy fic premise like the whole hollyhock gang reincarnated but only yukimiya gets his past memories back so he has to live with the knowledge that he once betrayed everyone he now loves 😰) agreed at least it’s not one living/the other dying!! LMAOO no because hollyhock reader x karasu is such a normal dynamic tbh free hollyhock karasu from her he does not have the insanity to match her freak 😭 it really is like i said HAHA with a normal reader and author karasu would be endgame but (un)fortunately for him reader is fucked up and i’m an angst lover so he does not get that privilege 🙂‍↕️ also yeah every time otoya does some dumbass shit in the manga/anime i’m like okay YOU are the one who’s starring in hollyhock?? YOU are the bloodthirsty ninja who dies because he loves someone that much??? he would actually be so hype to know that that’s how he’s viewed though…we’ve talked about bllk otoya meeting hollyhock otoya but imagine PURSUIT otoya meeting hollyhock otoya he probably bursts into tears because at least he’s living his cool ninja life SOMEWHERE

YUKIMIYA SUPREMACY ALWAYSSS i had sm fun coming up with everyone’s little nicknames (barou’s being the “never-champion” because he never actually got to challenge mr mikage vs reader’s being the “reluctant champion” because she never even wanted to be champion in the first place…did somebody say #siblinggoals 😜⁉️) and the king of kalos just rolls off of the tongue sooo well especially because his mentor is chris PRINCE like come on now!! pls pokémon au tabiektaken are basically the epitome of their miraverse dynamic like it’s how i would write them if i were in charge of the manga HAHAHA they’re so funny together

PLSS i respect you sm for that because it’s such a double edged sword like on the one hand i love making my silly posts and having my followers and mutuals react but on the other i’m always afraid a post will break containment and reach the wrong audiences because some people are BRUTAL 😭 but if you do ever decide to become tumblr active trust i will defend you from any hate 🤫🫡 can’t say the same for twitter because i don’t have an account nor tik tok because people on there are a different brand of terrifying but i can tussle w some tumblr trolls if needed!!

yeah i def think tullireo will have that togetullia from pi vibe!! like there’s very obviously something going on and it’s mentioned now and again but reader’s relationship with nagi / search for barou are much more forefront so it’s not at all the main focus!! with such an expansive story though it’s so important imo to have more relationships than just the main pairing otherwise things fall flat and/or the main pairing can almost feel out of place?? like why are y’all falling in love when NO ONE else is 😭⁉️

otoya bawling over the loss of his otp meanwhile karasu’s like “there there buddy it’ll be okay plenty of other girls out there anyways what’s an otp 🙂❔” HAHAH he’s the dad with 0 clue of modern slang or anything also wait this reminds me of a specific exchange nagi and reader have during the aegislash arc where nagi’s like “wait i think we’ve been isekai’d” and reader’s like “how do you know what that is” and nagi’s just like “oh reo loves reading villainess isekai manhwa on his pokétch before bed every night” and reader’s like “huh okay” and it’s never mentioned again LMAOOO

yeahhh that’s exactly isagi’s vibe!! along with aiku’s a bit but isagi’s more mature aiku is like the problematic version of that trope 😭 isagi’s the voice reader hears in her head when she tries to ride her bike inside ykwim…agreed it really does differentiate him from the main cast a bit too much for a romantic relationship between him and tullia to make sense!! especially given he’s meant to be barou’s contemporary and barou’s looked up to as The Big Brother of the story isagi kind of ends up giving off that vibe too 😩 now REO on the other hand…otoya and chigiri cooking fr i lowkey love the juxtaposition too where tullia is super motivated and has a dream she wants to accomplish of her own merits whereas reo has everything handed to him but he’s only doing things because his family expects him to?? idk could lead to some fun interactions…plus the first nagi and reader battle (where her houndour uses pursuit on his growlithe) only even happens because she wants to battle for experience but tullia’s already challenged reo so nagi’s her only option ☝🏻 so if you think about it that kind of foreshadows tullireo…maybe my mind already knew what needed to be done FJSKSKA just like i only noticed the arcanine/houndoom parallels AFTER the fact

that kid is so cocky too imagine he throws out his fucking rattata or metapod and he’s like “beat this 😜” because nobody else on route one has been able to yet and then nagiy/n’s daughter’s just like “ok 👍” and out comes aegislash…wait lowkey ykw would be cute is if the bug catcher just becomes her traveling companion after that because of how strong “her” aegislash is (i bet after their daughter has enough pokémon of her own reader’s like ok give aegislash back now and train your own team up) like he’s like “woah if i stick with you i’ll definitely become more powerful” and ofc nagi’s daughter is as nonchalant as he is so she doesn’t gaf but then they end up falling in love or smth and having that black cat introvert girl x golden retriever extrovert boy dynamic FJDNFJSKJS omg now we’ll have to come up with nagiy/n GRANDCHILDREN lore (unrelated but the thought of nagi as a grandfather is so cursed)

I’M CRYING AT THE IMAGE OF BAROU IN HEAVEN he’s definitely one of those baby angels with the trumpets and little white wings but it’s just barou’s head and massive hair pasted onto it 😭 and gyarados is just drawn with a massive grin on its face meanwhile mr mikage is just face down on the ground LMAOAOAO and nagi is holding hands with y/n who’s like 🙂 meanwhile nagi is just drawn to be 😴 imagine the teacher’s like why is your father asleep and their daughter’s like “he sleeps a lot 😄” so the teacher is concerned for the child’s welfare?? and that afternoon she pulls up to the nagi household and knocks on the door determined to confront “mr and mrs nagi” about how nagi’s always sleeping and if their daughter is being cared for properly but when they open the door the teacher’s like WHAT THE FUCK because it’s y/n l/n and SEISHIRO nagi not just two randoms standing there 😰 safe to say she runs away real quick…i feel like their son being the older of the two is a lot more like barou somehow?? which is crazy because neither nagi nor reader are anything like him but he just takes after his uncle sm…i kinda picture him looking like season 1 kiyora actually in the sense that he has a very barou-esque coloring but more of nagi’s hair texture 🤔 lowkey he probably acts like wicked game kiyora too like always getting into fights (in this case pokémon battles) and whatnot but also pretty chill (he got the reuniclus because it’s a former nagi team member so it’s much calmer and holds him back whereas aegislash would def egg him on HAHAHA)

okay wait now i’m stealing that for reader’s phanpy…it’s her second pokémon/the first she ever catches so imagine she just panics and throws a ball at it and karasu’s like bro that’s not going to work lmao but it was actually a quick ball she took from his stash because she didn’t have any of her own so it DOES work HAHAHA ofc karasu’s like what the hell because he always tries to use quick balls and they never work for him despite being really effective when yayoi and apparently reader use them (maybe he catches gible in one though?? and that’s why he doesn’t even need to battle it and is able to capture it while otoya and reader are arguing)

i def had to think about zantetsu for a second but him having an absolute idiot of an abomasnow just fits him so so well lowkey the aesthetics are matched too?? imagine he can mega evolve it eventually HAHAHAH you just see dumbass zantetsu with this enormous mega abomasnow and you’re like wait am i cooked?? but then one fire type move and it’s out for the count 😭 pls it’s especially funny because reo actually doesn’t have any fire types so he has to actively work to beat abomasnow meanwhile arcanine BREATHES and it’s gone 😩 zantetsu lucky fr that nagi doesn’t gaf abt battling him…wait lowkey yk what would be fun is just a mini arc of like ovas/spinoff chapters?? showing what characters other than reader are up to…maybe one focuses on manshine trio and the reo vs zantetsu rivalry, another shows a day in the life of isagi and gives a bit more characterization to the other elite four candidates (kunigami kaiser bachira) as well as the elite four themselves, another is like aiku’s field journal of him getting bullied by pokémon, another is yukimiya’s contest training, another is hiori like settling a dispute amongst some safari zone pokémon (or even amongst his team to show the dynamics we talked abt earlier), and maybe even a tabieita one to show what they’re up to when the girls aren’t around 🤔

oaeu aiku is lowkey so entertaining to write though i can’t even lie he has some HILARIOUS lines i just started the barou version and there’s sm lorenzo slander i’m crying…people can’t even get mad because they’re not MY thoughts they’re aiku’s!!! that’s why i was able to get away w sae slander hehehe 🤫🤫🤫 anyways we finally had the dream team of aryu sendou niko and aiku show up as well as the aiku + niko duo getting some screen time so it’s been fun 🤩

no because lowkey a character study of noel noa’s rise to fame through the eyes of someone who’s known him from the start could lowkey be insane if only i didn’t have like ten requests, oaeu, pursuit, and my upcoming 1k event to worry about 😩 not to mention peregrine and hollyhock KFJDJSJS rip to them fr

YAYYYY I LOVED THE GRAPHICS the grey matching nagi’s character color…houndoom being the only splash of color and really standing out…the super neat font (serving barou realness tbh) idk i just really like it it’s def not the same vibe as the oaeu one for example but that one def gives “this is a silly cute crack fic” whereas this one you can tell you’ll need to lock in a bit to read if that makes sense

ALSO DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER it’s looking like we’re getting s1 animation again but honestly it’s whatever s1 was liveable plus they always do my man nagi (mostly) right so i’m chilling…they made otoya’s face and chin SUPER pointy in that one screencap i reblogged but otherwise idm it too much!! KARASU LOOKS SO CUTE I’M SO GLAD HE’S FINALLY GOTTEN SCENES i really like his hair actually it looks sm softer and fluid in the anime style vs the manga!! at the end of the day at least we didn’t get yona of the dawn-ed like maybe the anime isn’t perfect but at least it exists ykwim?? although given how well the manga sells i’m surprised they don’t put more effort into the anime…anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ave-atque-vale-herondale]

also (same anon as before) tell me how you felt about qoaad!! any predictions for twp?

if you haven’t, i recommend reading the novella books:

- the bane chronicles is fun especially if you like magnus.

- tftsa was so cute i loved her (read nothing but shadows before you read tlh)!!

- ghosts of the shadow market is definitely super important for world building for tlh and twp, so i strongly recommend reading it before them (it could be a little boring at times, i admit. but jessa is adorable). read cast long shadows and every exquisite thing before you read tlh. the rest is a lot of world building for kit’s background and jessa.

- OH OH also read the tec series if you haven’t (it follows malec) and i think it’ll eventually connect to twp.

- i believe cassie has these short stories about the tlh cast set before chain of gold. i remember reading them every month on her newsletter before the book came out. i think you can find them on her website? they’re not super important but they do get referenced once in a while in tlh

you probably know all of this and i probably mansplained (can you do that if you’re a girl?) everything 😭 but it’s better to be safe than sorry!! i hope you had fun reading everything and def let me know if you have any questions!

I'm gonna do my best to answer this in a comprehensive manner (let's see how long that lasts lol). You're my fave! (feel free to pop into my messages if you ever wanna chat or anything)

Okay I'm gonna start by saying that I had a strange relationship w TDA. I mentioned some of this in my initial post but I'm just gonna go through everything for continuity sake, if you will. Last summer I intended to finish the 3 series before my semester started. I got through all of TMI and TID but finished only LM and 150-ish pages of LoS. I waited till this summer to pick back up. I remember feeling bitter when I started LM because it was strange to have a modern-set book that didn't focus on my fave TMI gang (I watched the CoB movie religiously when I was younger and, before I knew better, watched the show weekly). It took me a while for Emma to grow on me and I initially had a hard time keeping track of all of the Blackthorns because there were so many of them. What kept me going were all of the connections to Mr. Poe (yes, I just called him that. deal with it.) I've started rambling so let me summarize this portion by saying that TDA didn't snatch me up until mid-LoS. okay, onward.

QoAaD was so reminiscent of CoHF and I loved it very much. WARNING SPOILERS FOR ANYONE WHO MAY READ THIS FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON. I appreciate the importance of the Thule portion and know the book would be shit without it, but, despite it still being fantastical, the apocalyptic vibe was not my fave. It was nice to get Livvy back for a bit (can I just say how shocking it was to have her death right after Robert? cause I feel like cc v rarely kills important characters so I thought Robert was fulfilling the death requirement yk?) and I LOVE to hate Sebastian. I'm gonna say something crazy here. I love Kit and Kieran more than I love a majority of the Blackthorns. Kit has been my fave character from this trilogy and I am not ashamed to admit it. The entire Ty Livvy spell shit was crazy because I completely felt Kit and wasn't angry at him for not outright saying that it was a bad idea, especially given the situation. I just can't believe cc had me expecting them to be fully in love with each other by then end, ONLY FOR THEM TO NOT EVEN BE ON SPEAKING TERMS (yes I know I need to be up to date w SoBH, I just need business day or two to marinate in my TDA emotions). The battle was epic, Julien's meeting was genius, Kieran is a great king, and the Malec wedding nearly had me sobbing. I'm gonna stop here w my thoughts on QoAaD cause it's getting out of hand. I am so sorry I am typing you up a full essay.

Predictions:

watch cc give us a 3rd plot that gets crazy because of some questionable heavenly fire incident (I mean, technically all three series plots that I've read have involved it if you count Jace's affect on Jem).

I'm super worried about a main character death because I think it would shatter me but it's also probably necessary? idk I dont wanna think about it

I also feel like something crazy is gonna happen to Aline and Helen because although they were literally exiled, nothing too traumatic happened to them in the main line of the story that the reader got to directly experience

not a prediction but truly me BEGGING ON MY KNEES for Jace and Kit content. I need them to be drama Herondales together. Also, Jace literally told him to come to him for personal advice so Jace helping Kit deal w his relationship w/feelings for Ty would be ideal (I really don't know how that would happen but let a person dream)

Final Segment:

Don't worry about mansplaining, youre good bae. I'm in the loop but I'm also not at the same time, if that makes any sense at all (there goes my promise of writing in a comprehensive manner). The only reason I haven't purchased the novellas is solely because it's more efficient for me to purchase a box set of a trilogy. (I do have the Codex and The Denizens of the Downworld books though). CC has done her best to make her world make sense but that woman writes up a storm and no matter what I'm always behind lol.

[astorically]

translation: “i just saved him, why did you attack him again?”

i think they could be jianghu’s #1 comedy duo if the universe let it happen

[ID: Digital art of Wen Kexing and Ye Xiaoxiao from Word of Honor and Ancient Detective, respectively. They are standing together, with Wen Kexing holding his fan up to cover the both of them. The image is meant to mimic a film still, with the background of the street out of focus, and with black bars at the top and bottom. At the bottom, a subtitle reads, “我刚刚才救了他，你干嘛又去打他呢?” /End ID]

[nastyburger]

dp paranatural au! inspired by @browniefox‘s own version of their au (but no relation lol) i went a little crazy with this idea but yeah, more info under cut! beware of mild pnat spoilers

the fentons move into amity park from elmerton about halfway into the school year and danny enrolls in casper high. the first few weeks are rather uneventful, but things get interesting when danny suddenly becomes a spectral

danny has his portal accident and becomes a spectral with white energy from the near death experience, but before he could fully form his abilities to even know this, the wisp of a grudge quickly possesses him and turns danny into a medium. since the grudge dyes danny’s energy black, he is wholly unaware his color is white or what that would mean. danny is under the impression that he became a spectral via possession (as explained to him by others) and eventually names his spirit phantom since the grudge cannot speak to him. the possession also gave danny white streaks in his hair.

sam and tucker are part of the casper high activity club along with mr lancer as the admin. sam and tuck reflect isabel and ed respectively in the group and welcome danny to the club when they realize he developed into a spectral. (i dont really have a character to reflect isaac here since i cant really think of a character that would fit, i kinda imagine danny being a combination of him and max though)

wes and paulina are part of the journalism club. wes basically takes the role of suzy but less nutty and pink and paulina basically takes the role of collin but less of a servant/doormat (they essentially draw traits from the other’s counterparts). wes is determined to find out what the heck the activity club does and paulina backseats to the madness because she thinks its fun. she also provides gossip to keep the paper interesting beyond wes’ conspiracy theories.

star is a former member of the activity club, but left after a traumatic incident within it (since theres no isaac parallel here im unsure what i want to say this event is so uhhh for now lets just say she left for reasons). she eventually joins the journalism club at paulina’s request and avoids using her spirit and abilities as much as possible. she does, however, quietly interfere with wes’ investigation on the activity club to the best of her abilities

POWERS AND ABILITIES:

danny: he can create an entry and an exit portal to warp objects and people with blue being enter and green being exit. think portal the game rules essentially! danny cant really do long distance teleporting with the portals unless phantom became something mega powerful like a wight, he can theoretically only create the portals within his line of sight. however, since danny is rather new, his range on portals is very limited and he cant angle the exit portal in anyway (it just instinctively pops out on the opposite side of wherever the blue one is). so while theres great potential for his ability, as of now his use is very limited

sam: important distinction is king undergrowth’s ability is actually to make plants, not control pre-existing ones. only plants that pop out of her knitting needle will bend to her will, so a common strategy for sam is to “sow” seeds for later basically. king undergrowth is actually only possessing one of the knitting needles, but sam carries around the other one so it doesnt look as weird. the needles were given to her by her grandma who is also a spectral, but her parents have no idea about either of them

tucker: technus 3.0′s ability is basically the inverse of king undergrowth’s. tucker can draw/steal/pull energy from anything that uses electricity but he cannot generate it himself. his pack rat tendencies is actually born out of the need to always have a battery for himself on him at all times. this does result in him hovering in every seat with an outlet in class though to charge his stuff.

mr lancer: ghost author possesses lancer’s tie and is able to form and bend it to whatever shape they want. the tie can also harden like steel and turn itself into a really bendy blade basically. i considered giving mr lancer a pen that turns into a sword but uh you know anyway lancer usually shapes and uses the tie as a sword, but theres a multitude of other creative things he can shape and do with his ability

star: with the closest ability to the canon pnat character she reflects, star has body manipulation. much like dimitri, she can distort her body to whatever she needs. with more development/use, she can also shift her body enough to take on entirely new appearances and identities like amorpho morphie but with her avoidance she clearly cannot do this.

[crushing-on-nico-di-angelo]

Seven Nights in Cabin Thirteen

I’m inspired by another post I saw here that I didn’t wish to hijack lol, and OP deactivated or else I’d link their account here. credits to @the-ghost-king for the idea of a demigod therapy/Will being a past drug addict on this post. Yes this is a bad fic. It’s also my first fic ever. Please criticize if you see anything

Will never thought that he would ever appreciate his first monster attack. He was seven years old, and in hindsight his teacher probably only worked there to prey on young demigods (at least, that’s why he suspects the attack happened so early in his life compared to other demigods). But when Lee Fletcher sat him down 4 years later and told him that he was trans and would now be known as Lee instead of his birth name, Will knew that everything happened for a reason.

After many conversations with Lee about how he knew (gods bless that man’s patience) and with an older Athena camper who’s special interest dealt in psychology, Will realized the reason that he always felt disconnected from his mom and sisters in Austin was because he was like Lee. He was a boy.

Telling people wasn’t easy. Of course his older brother had to know; he was the one who introduced Will to this concept. Telling the rest of camp was as easy as telling Chiron, who told Dionysus, who always threatened to turn anyone into a dolphin if they talked shit about any trans kid. Telling his mom... that had to be the hardest part. How was he supposed to tell them? The only similarities they all had were that they were all musically inclined and that they were all girls.

Apparently, Will forgot that Naomi Solace was a musician. The music industry has more queers than an all girl’s school GSA. Her only questions were “Alright, what’s your name then, kiddo?” and “When do you want to set up an appointment with a therapist?” As for his siblings, well, let’s just say the oldest, Frankie, always knew. And it didn’t take long for seven-year-old Mickey to cut her doll-that-somehow-looked-exactly-like-Will’s hair and change his notes from high to low when she accompanied his singing on violin, as part of voice training.

Four years has passed since then and Will can hardly believe it. He’s stealth back at Austin because it’s just easier that way, but since a quarter of the camp knew him since he was seven, he figured there was no point; it isn’t like anyone treated him as though he wasn’t a man-- er, boy-- at camp anyways. So, life went on. He got his period for the first time during the Battle of Manhattan, that was no fun, but luckily Thalia was cool about it and made sure not to tell anyone. He started binding shortly afterwards, got a couple bruises hear and there. Kayla yelled at him for a week for that one, he remembers fondly. Discovered why it’s better to take off your contacts in the shower... that day isn’t such a fond memory. That was the first and last time he ever made himself bleed. Although, he will say that’s what sparked his interest in medicine and what made him the best doctor Camp Half Blood had seen in decades at the mere age of 15 years old. Life at camp was good, if a bit dull. He got used to the routine and the constant influx of damaged campers, the siblings and friends, and the always-perfect Texas Barbecue and Coke.

That is, until the War Between the Camps happened. Lou Ellen woke Will up before sundown that day and told him their plan. They were to hide in the tall grasses and wait for Camp Jupiter to show their ugly faces. Cecil had the genius idea to paint their faces and arms black so they’d blend into the night better, and Will supposes in the hubub of everything they forgot that his hair nearly (”nearly”) glows, even at night. Until Mr. Nico “I’m so smart, I nearly killed myself shadow travelling” di Angelo pointed it out. Whatever, it made sense at the time. They won the war against Gaea, not without sacrifice, and they finally, finally got past all the wars and destruction and health issues that they were able to just hang out and get to know each other as friends.

And boy, was their friendship amazing. Nico had the best taste in music from Will’s eyes, and that’s saying something because Will is a music snob. Nico could be a little stubborn at times, but that’s alright because so was Will (”Gods damn it, Nico, if you don’t take your medication right this second I will-” “You’ll what? Hm? You’ll force it down my throat? Last I checked that was abuse.”). They fit together so perfectly and became fast friends.

It wasn’t always sunshine and lollipops, though. What is, for a demigod? Will relapsed once and passed out right in front of Nico’s cabin. He was crashing from an exciting high that he hadn’t experienced in so long, and he felt so tired and ashamed of himself. Methamphetamine was a goddamned bitch, so while he was coming out of withdrawals, he made Nico promise not to let him leave the cabin for a week were simmering down. He had to make sure something like this never happened again. They Iris Messaged  Chiron and explained the situation, and he understood. He made sure to contact the older son of Dionysus who had been Will’s therapist in the past and said what had happened and they agreed on a session for soon after Will got mostly over his cravings.

So now they had a week of downtime together. Awesome.

“Solace, do you need anything? Are you okay?” Nico asked towards the end of the first full day that withdrawals were over.

“I’m-- fuck. I’m fine. I swear.” He responded unconvincingly.

“That’s not what you said last night... no offense, but I’m not fully inclined to believe you when you look like shit.”

“It- It... it’s not something I’d like to talk about, if that’s alright. And... don’t tell Clarisse, please.”

“I’m not going to tell anyone, don’t worry. But I would like to know if this is going to be a common occ--” Before he could even finish asking, Will was already shaking his head and responding.

“One-time thing only, I promise. Gods, I’m sorry I showed up here at all.”

“Woah, buddy. That’s not what I was saying at all. You’re my best friend, I’m glad you came here.” Will almost couldn’t believe what Nico was saying. Then again, did Nico have very many friends? Nico himself certainly didn’t seem to think so. “In any case, you don’t have to explain what happened, or what led up to this, or anything like that. I don't need to know. What I do need you to do, however, is take a shower. I’m sorry to say so, but you smell like ass.”

“Yeah well, I’m…” He couldn’t finish his sentence. How do you explain to someone that he still wanted his drugs, and he didn’t want to leave the cabin because he knew he would leave to go find some before he would even think about going to his own cabin at this point.

“You don’t have to leave,” Nico said, perhaps sensing his agitation. “I have a shower in the cabin.”

“What the fuck do you mean you have a shower in the cabin?” The shock of this knowledge get him out of his stuck mind. “How did you get plumbing in here? How did Chiron allow this?”

“I helped design my cabin, and while I may not have all the experience in architecture that Annabeth does, I do know a thing or two. I did meet with Isambard Kingdom Brunel, you know.”

“I did not know. You- Who is Isambard Kingdom Brunel?” Will asked

“Oh, some civil engineer who is like a million years old.” Will scoffed at that.

“You’re one to talk,” he teased. He was never going to let go of the fact that Nico was technically like 80 years old.

“Oh hush, William.” William… never Will, like most people. William… like he was something special, something that deserved three syllables. “Anyways, like I was saying: take a shower. You look like you were up mowing all of camp with a flashlight.”

Knowing Will’s reaction to drugs, that wasn’t unlikely. He stood up. “Lead the way? I’ve never been around your cabin before.”

Nico’s cabin was unlike any others. Using some sort of Doctor Who-like technology, there was a living room, a kitchen, and one room. Surprisingly, the walls were all light or pastel, a stark contrast from Nico’s general (and unintentional) punk-rock appearance. However, the furniture was all a deep black. Nico led him to his room, a minimalistic one with a bed, a desk, and a lamp. Will wondered where all the personalization was, but made no comment.

“Here’s the shower,” Nico pointed to yet another room in this somehow huge cabin. “If you see something amiss or odd… ignore it.” Will didn’t want to think of the implications of that sentence.

He stepped in the shower and oh my gods, watching the dirt and grime wash off him after his 8 hour high-- which he did not want to think about (and not just because the author doesn’t want to taint his search history), it was too embarrassing-- was a wonderful feeling. He was still tired. He didn’t know why, it didn’t used to be this hard. However, he was pretty sure that he tried to clean the entire outside of the hypnos cabin before going over to the Hades cabin to do the same. This was the first and last time Will would ever thank the gods for Nico’s poor sleeping patterns, he had heard him outside and came to get him before he tired himself out more.

He nearly passed out in the shower again but managed to make it out. He looked around the well-stocked bathroom and realized something that he probably should have bothered to notice before: he didn’t have any clothes with him. Fuck. He wrapped a (black) towel around his chest because he didn’t think his body could take anymore binding and prayed to Dionysus that Nico didn’t notice that his chest wasn’t exactly male.

Luckily, the first thing Nico did say was “Is that a tattoo?”

Will looked down at his sun. “Yeah, it is,” he smiled. He remembered the night he did it, it was kind of hard. He ordered a tattoo gun off amazon and had Frankie do it for him shortly after the Battle of Manhattan. Some people might think it’s in honor of his dad, which is fine. It was really for Lee Fletcher, though. His mom totally freaked, for a really long time, but after his C-PTSD diagnoses she realized that whatever works for him works as long as it isn’t drugs or self harm. He knows she wants a future for him that doesn’t involve music, and that’s why she freaked. She thought it would ruin his chances. But it’s right on his shoulder, only visible in tank tops or no shirt.

"It… its to honor the man who taught me I could be myself." Will said after a small pause.

"That's a very lovely sentiment. If he made that much of an impact on you, he must be a very cool person."

"He was." Will knew that Nico heard the was by the way that Nico nodded solemnly. "I uh… I don't wish to be more of a bother, but do you mind if I go to bed now? That shower really helped."

"Yeah, of course. I can take the couch, you know where my bed is-"

"No, absolutely not." Nico sighed softly, as though he expected this. "I can sleep on the couch, in Austin I actually prefer it to my bed."

"That's-- no offense William, but that's weird."

"It feels less lonely to me," Will protested, then let out a huge yawn.

"Alright cowboy-" Will smiled at Nico's nickname for him "-get some sleep. I'll see you in the morning."

"Nighty night, Neeks. Love you." he didn't miss the small smile on Nico's face before he walked away. Will has always been very loose with his 'I love you's like that. He figured it's better to say it too much than not enough.

He had found his old stash the night before, the one that Clovis had helped him forget about. He couldn't stop himself from thinking about last nights events. At the time,he told himself that he shouldn't do anything with it, and put it out of his mind for about a week, but eventually his urge to smoke overcame his self-control. He went on a rampage of cleaning and was absolutely certain he looked like a madman. The worst part is, he didn't even know why he did it. It was as though his rehabilitation hadn't even happened, as though this was something that was as natural as getting a cup of coffee in the morning. He was so mad at himself, so embarrassed.

These thoughts occupied his mind until he fell asleep about an hour after his last words to Nico. He slept with no dreams, for the first time in about a month.  

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AO3 Ask Game

I was tagged by @themarshalstale which, thank you so much! I feel like I always get missed on these (I know why, it’s been 84 years since I published anything but still). 1. How many works do you have on ao3?

46 it seems. Which...look I’m slow man so that’s not surprising. lol Also crippling depression does not make for much production, at least for me.

2. What’s your current AO3 wordcount?

309662 according to the stats.

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

So do I could only AO3 or in like life? lol I suppose it should only be on AO3 since this is an AO3 ask game. Hrm. Basically AO3 can be summed up as: Marvel (in several iterations - all Avengers related) Torchwood Highlander But isn’t it more fun to consider my entire fandom life, which, I’m sorry, I’m old so...yeah. Not all of this is was published and beyond that a lot is not available anymore...which is likely for the best. Highlander Star Wars Babylon 5 Ronin Warriors/Samurai Troopers Marvel (again, several iterations also of note Avengers and X-Men both count) Torchwood Star Trek LOTR Stargate (SG-1, SGA) Mortal Kombat I dabbled with the idea of Potter fic but never got past the ideas stage.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

1: You rearrange me till I’m sane Clint finds himself spiraling into a deep depression after the Battle of New York...until the Winter Soldier ends up saving him and inadvertently giving him a new purpose – to save the man that the Soldier had once been – Bucky Barnes. Not one to be outdone, the Soldier decides that his new mission is to ensure that Clint remains alive himself. Protecting a blonde man with a self-destructive streak is somehow very familiar to him. Through the back and forth of who is saving whom they cross the country and learn more about themselves and each other – and perhaps find a reason for living. 2: Five Dates Bucky Didn’t Realize He Was on And the One He Planned Himself To say that Bucky was surprised when Clint kissed him was an understatement. But it was nothing compared to the shock he felt when he learned they'd been dating for months without him realizing it.Clint gets whisked away for a mission before they have time to talk and Bucky is left to figure things out on his own - hindsight being 20/20 he can't help but wonder how he missed things the first go around.

3: Puck Luck Bucky Barnes is used to the ups and downs of an NHL season. He's used to the unpredictability of the game, knows that bounces don't always go your way, but that doesn't make a broken hand in the final third of the season any easier to deal with. Especially not when he ends up with an impromptu roommate/personal assistant in the form of one Clint Barton - his agent, Natalia Romanova's (rather attractive) friend he hadn't known existed before his injury.

It's just for six to eight weeks - what could possibly happen in that span of time?

4: Loose Lips Launch Ships

Based on the following prompt: “We go to school together and I think you’re cute and apparently you’re also the pizza delivery guy and my little sibling opened the door screaming hey sibling! you know that kid you’re in love with? you really weren’t kidding when you said his jawline could cut steel holy shit-” Bucky is the pizza delivery guy. Clint's younger (foster) brother has a big mouth.

5: Indelible Bucky Barnes has a pretty decent life – a good job, good friends, a cat that adores him - but something is missing. He’s always found body art to be beautiful and inspiring, and on a whim (and with the hope that maybe he can find what he’s missing) he decides to take the plunge and get a tattoo. That's how he meets Clint Barton. Clint's talented and compassionate and there is an instant spark between the two of them. It's not long before Bucky finds himself wondering and wanting more from the relationship despite the ghosts of the past that crop back up. Because Clint makes him feel normal in a way he truly hasn't for years...

(this was pre-Alpine so I was totally chuffed when canon confirmed Bucky’s status as a crazy cat lady (affectionate).

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not.

I really really really want to do it but I often times don’t end up doing it. There are a few reasons. First, I am akwward AF and bad at interaction adn I feel like just saying thank you would be...not enough? Second - I often times tend to like...turtle (aka retreat into myself) when life gets Too Hard/Busy which happens a lot to me (sigh) and then I miss the vague window in my mind in which it would be okay to respond and then it’s even more weird. I do love and cherish all of them. Like there was one months ago that made me go “hmm...I didn’t think I was going to do a sequel to that fic (You rearrange me till I’m sane), timestamp glimpses sure but a sequel hadn’t come to mind” but then the comment made me think! So...who knows? lol Anyway, I literally have been rereading some in an effort to try and get myself going again. Know that if you have commented, I love you.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

At the moment? Probably: Look at you look at me Bucky's in love with Clint - problem is he's really not supposed to be. For Winterhawk Week 2019 - Forbidden Love (I really don’t want to give away the spin in the fic but...if you’re familiar with the Secret Avengers Vol 2 run circa 2013ish (aka when SHIELD initially ‘took control of the team’) that’s a bit of a hint as to the spin). Were it done, Torch Song would be up there. ;) Torch Song Clint is sent back in time, via an alien device, to 1938. While he tries to figure out how to get back home, he takes up singing and entertaining to make ends meet and does his best to not disrupt the timeline.Then he meets a 21 year old Bucky Barnes. --- A torch song is a sentimental love song, typically one in which the singer laments an unrequited or lost love, either where one party is oblivious to the existence of the other, where one party has moved on, or where a romantic affair has affected the relationship.

7. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve ever written?

Does *wanting* to write crossovers count? lol I want, so badly, to do more crossovers and fusions (which...are kinda deeper versions of crossovers in a way). The only one I do have posted is a crossover between Highlander and Torchwood -

The Immortal Mr. Jones A series of vignettes (some long, some short) in the life of the newly immortal Ianto Jones. My most ambitions project that I have been working on since late 2011/early 2012 is a fusion of the Avengers with Stephen King’s the Stand. I will get that done at some point *shakes fist*  The Stand, for those who don’t know it, is an epic 1000+ page novel about a flu epidemic (I know) that wipes out over 99% of the population and then two figures representing Good and Evil pull the survivors in two directions for a showdown. So basically it’s a non-powered modern AU set in that universe. It’s a passion and comfort project. lol

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yes. Well, minor bitching back when I was in a prior fandom because I tagged a pairing in a fic but it was pre-slash and not labeled as pre-slash. I got hate on...I think it was Torch Song? And I’ve gotten hate on tumblr re me and my fic in general as well. Fandom! *jazz hands* Oh! And I’ve also been hit by those reviewers within Winterhawk (among general Clint pairings actually) who like rate you on either number scales or the “meh” scale. Which isn’t hate exactly but...it’s passive aggressive bullshit because I can’t believe none of them realize at this point that the authors can see their bookmarks - you know?

9. Do you write smut?

Yes. Do I write it well? I have no idea. lol

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I am aware of. Well...there was, I think, one of those reposting sites that had a few fics on it but I don’t think it was being passed off as someone else’s? I can’t quite recall. It’s why I have a note on AO3 about reposting my work anyway.

11. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Not entirely, but sort of. Let me explain - I am part of a PBEM game; which for those unfamiliar since it’s a term that was most heavily in use 15-20 years ago, in which you basically do a round robin type writing thing but rather than everyone writing the same characters you write your own characters and you play off what other people have done. Another way of looking at it is  it’s basically DnD without dice and written down rather than done out loud. You also don’t have to all be around at the same time. It’s a lot of fun and yes I have been in it for 20 years even though there aren’t many of us left but they are some of my dearest friends and fabulous writers. Wins all around.  One of the other writers and I have actually toyed with the idea of doing a co-written fic actually, mostly because we work super well together and keep getting ideas for things but can’t really do them as rpgs since the pbem style isn’t used much anymore.

12. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Winterhawk probably. Though, let’s be real - Han & Leia are epic and amazing as are John & Delenn (from Babylon 5).

13. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Does wanting to expand The Black Stallion books as a wee child count? lol Not much of that was written save for world building ideas but there was a great oral tradition of telling stories to my friends. Otherwise...maybe a tie between Star Wars and Highlander. Star Wars was a love since I was super young but the writing bug didn’t hit me until around the same time Highlander was a thing as well.

14. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written? You rearrange me till I’m sane for sure. Though Torch Song, if it were finished, would be tied I imagine (I suck at picking favorites). Honorable mention to Puck Luck and Indelible. Tagging: I have seen this like a million times (okay 5) so I feel like everyone has been tagged already that I know. But...I guess... @vexbatch @crazycatt71 @heartonfirewrites and @disruptedvice sorry if anyone has been tagged before.

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What would happen at an s-class slumber party? Including Saitama I guess. Like who falls asleep first, who plays games, etc

I got these two asks like, literally ten minutes apart and idk what prompted all of these sleepy time curiosities pertaining to the S-Class but I am HERE for it. I’m gonna put them together into one masterpost because they’re roughly the same thing lol. Thanks for requesting stuff y’all! 😄💖

I was having trouble thinking of a possible scenario that could explain why the S-Class would even want to be in the same room together for more than 30 minutes, let alone have a sleepover. The best I could come up with is Sitch paid them all a handsome sum to sleep in the Hero Association lobby and stand guard because there’s an S-Class threat hit squad on the hunt for his executive ass. And, being the cheap-asses that they all are, they took the offer.

Now, with that out of the way, let’s get crackin fellas:

Tornado of Terror: She’s grumpy as all hell to be here (even though she got paid the most), so she just falls the fuck asleep and tells everyone to wake her up at the first sign of trouble because she thinks she’s the only one who’s capable enough to deal with it. She brings a pillow, a blanket, her jammies, and a teddy to sleep with. If anyone dares to open their mouth about Sir Stuffers then she’ll gladly explode their head.

Silverfang: Volunteers to take first watch, but because he’s an old shit he falls asleep 20 minutes into his shift. He doesn’t bring anything to sleep with because he convinced himself that he has the willpower to stay up all night but Charanko “accidentally” mixed melatonin into Silverfang’s tea before he left for the mission so now he’s passed the fuck out and not waking up anytime soon.

Atomic Samurai: Same as Silverfang: thinks he can stay up to stand watch and falls asleep 10 seconds into his shift. Except, he doesn’t need to be poisoned to accidentally fall asleep because dealing with his disciples is a triple full-time job and as a result, daddy Kami is always ready to pass the fuck out at any time. He’s basically a narcoleptic past 8pm. To sleep with, he brought a ratty-ass pillow and a bottle of night juice (saké).

Child Emperor: is nocturnal and completely fine with staying up all night, so he’s on watch the whole time. Although, the sound of candy wrappers makes it hard for anyone else to sleep and as a result, everyone is ready to punt this kid by 3am. He shows up in gym shorts and a t-shirt because what’s the point of getting dressed with these hooligans and spends the whole night hanging out with Zombieman. Although, he did bring a sleeping bag and pillow just incase he wants to take a power nap.

Metal Knight: Shows up in a power suit like this mf in Pacific Rim. Everyone thinks he’s just controlling a drone remotely but Sitch told him if he doesn’t show up in person then he doesn’t get the money, so he’s sitting in this tin can the whole time and trying his best to stay awake (he passes out by midnight). He’s also in his underwear. Idk why that was worth it to mention but there you go ❤️

King: Mentally on the verge of a breakdown at the thought of spending the whole night with these jackasses but shows up anyway because he wants that PS5 and is willing to do anything to get it. He gets there in his jammies, sets down his pikachu sleeping bag, and falls asleep without saying hi or offering to take watch. Everyone thinks that he’ll wake up naturally at the first sign of trouble and finds it really impressive that he fell asleep so fast, but he really just passed out from hyperventilating so hard. He would normally be perfectly fine with staying up all night because he’s a gamer and he does it all the time anyway, but anxiety really do be like that sometimes.

Zombieman: Is nocturnal like Child Emperor when he wants to be, but can also fall asleep in .2 seconds on a bed of nails. He’s perfectly fine with staying up all night because he constantly does it when following leads on a case and doesn’t bother bringing anything to sleep on. In fact, he shows up in full gear because he’s mildly paranoid and he wears it all the time anyway, it’s basically a second skin by now. He spends the night playing cards with CE and taking occasional sips from a flask to calm his nerves. They also take turns telling spooky ghost stories by the light of Zombieman’s lighter, to which he pretends to be scared. When he wants to smoke, he does it by Bofoi’s machine because fuck that guy.

Drive Knight: Forgot to change his Duracells the day before and falls over the second he walks in the door. Everyone thinks he’s a lazy ass for falling asleep so soon but he’s actually in a robo-medical emergency.

Pig God: is perfectly fine with staying up all night because, as I’ve said on multiple other hcs, he’s a hardcore gamer and being nocturnal is basically second nature. However, like Child Emperor, the sound of him constantly eating in the dark has everyone ready to jump his ass by midnight. He’s dressed in his pajamas as well, and they’re so big that they share the clothing measurements of an actual humpback whale.

Superalloy Darkshine: Falls asleep by 9pm on the dot every night and knows it’s pretty much impossible for him to stay up all night so he shows up in his Bedtime Thong(tm) with a sleeping bag and kindly asks everyone to wake him up if there’s trouble. Nobody listens but he pretends they do. He also brings a “small stash” (actual grocery bag filled to the brim) of protein bars to snack on incase he gets hungry in the middle of the night and offers a few to everyone, to which they decline (ultra-vegan keto-friendly gluten-free sugar-free flavor-free protein bars taste like actual garbage). And because he drinks a swimming pool of water every day (gotta stay at peak physique, yo), he gets up at least 12 times in the middle of the night to pee and he pisses so loud for no reason that it sounds like there’s a waterfall in the next room.

Watchdog Man: Carries his human-sized doggy bed in with his mouth and falls the fuck asleep without even announcing his presence. Nobody even notices he’s there. Sitch forgets to pay him.

Flashy Flash: Is fine with staying up all night to stand watch because he had to do it so many times in the ninja village anyway, but fuck me if he isn’t pissy about it. He shows up in full gear because, like Zombieman, he wears it so often that it’s basically a second skin at this point. By 2am he fucks off to take a shower because being in the same room with these people actually makes him feel unclean and he doesn’t leave the bathroom until the sun starts to rise. His hair, however, looks twice as shiny.

Genos: Shows up, points his arm cannon at the door incase of possible intruders, and doesn’t move for 12 hours. He brought Saitama along because why not and mr caped baldy greatly regrets it.

Metal Bat: Shows up in gym shorts with his bat, a blanket, and a pillow and fucks off to the corner of the room to brood. He takes watch for a few hours in between power naps, and sleeps with his phone .2 inches away from his face incase Zenko calls. When she does, he wakes up at the speed of light and loudly answers the phone like there isn’t at least 7 other people sleeping within close proximity to him. It’s never for an emergency, she just calls like 3 times into the night because she had a bad dream or she’s wondering how he’s doing. But regardless of what it is, Badd is ready to run all the way home and be with her. He just took the job because he wants to buy her a bigass gift with all the money he’ll be receiving.

Tanktop Master: Same as Superalloy, except he snores like a motherfucker. He doesn’t need waterfall piss to keep everyone up because this mf sounds like a lawn mower. He shows up in his Tanktop Pajamas (which is basically just a Tanktop with pajama bottoms) and takes watch in between power naps, to which he sleeps on a Tanktop Sleeping bag (just a regular sleeping bag, there’s literally nothing different about it) with his Tanktop Pillow (also just a regular pillow, literally nothing special about it).

Puri-Puri Prisoner: sleeps naked. Dick out.

Saitama: Gets bored as hell by 10pm and tries to wake up King so they can play video games together on his gameboy that he smuggled in, but the poor bastard is OUT. Saitama tries to sleep, however, he forgot to bring anything to sleep on so he tries to roll up his cape and use it as a pillow but, alas, he gets a neck cramp so bad that he actually almost starts to cry.

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May I ask for a HC about the vampires reacting to an MC that came through the door to the XIX century as a single mother of a little boy holding her hand?

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Hi, there love! Thank you so much for the request! I hope you enjoy it! Hehe side note I got lazy so I only did it for 3 of the bois I hope you don't mind! Hope you enjoy and have a super good day<3 🥰❤

Single mother Mc with son- feat Napoleon, Arthur, Vincent 

Napoleon

The first time Napoleon was introduced to you and your little son, he is completely fascinated

Instead of being scared of the strange mansion filled with strangers, the little boy was curiously looking around (◕▿◕✿)

The second Napoleon approaches you to introduce himself to you, your son stood in front of you with his arms protectivly streached out 

＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／

Napolean can’t hold back his curious smile as he gets down on one knee and holds out his hand to introduce himself to the little boi （＾ω＾）

The boy’s eyes light up as he takes Napoleon’s big hand in his “Nice to meet you, sir.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

You son seems to have taken a liking to the emperor of France as he would often disappear only to be found next to Napoleon, bouncing in excitement chanting “pancakes pancake pancakes.” ۹⌤_⌤۹

The little boy will also insist on helping make the meal.

As the little boy tried to sift the flour for the pancake, he accidentally poured too much flour in the bowl, making the flour *poof* all over the boy’s face and the kitchen (・ε・`*) …

Napoleon turned around to just to burst into laughter “You look like a little ghost.” ☜(˚▽˚)

You son smiled at him, and launched some flour at Napoleon “hehehe so do you.” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Cue the two of them having a food fight (　･ω･)っ≡

Wrong moment for Sabastian to walk in 

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING” ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Napoleon picked up the boy and put him on his shoulders, 

The two of them ran away from the angry butler (◕ω◕✿) ღ(◔ڼ◔ღ)ミ

“Mommy mommy look! Me and Napoleon made some pancakes for lunch” （☆∀☆）

“I know, Sabastian told me all about the mess the two of you made”

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

The two boys just smiled the biggest smiles, while making quick work of the pancakes (＾-＾)＿日

Napoleon would often take the 2 of you with him to teach the street children.

You loved the look of pure joy on your son’s face as he plays with the  children  U(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)U

You and Napoleon would often chat about anything and everything while watching the children play

Your son is not the only one who had gotten close to Napoleon, as the two of you have also started spending masses amounts of time together.

You loved spending time with the man, you especially loved his sense of humour.

Often the three of you can be found cracking jokes together and bursting into fits of laugher.

Napoleon also taught your lil boy how to fence, “Mommy mommy, Napoleon said he used to be an emperor, and he told me he would teach me how to be a king.” (☼Д☼) (◕ㅁ◕✿)

“Nunuche... I can explain,” Napoleon says calmly, as you glare at him for teaching your son something super dangerous. (；一_一)

Before you can even start scolding the man, a tickle fight breaks out, your son decides to join, and the two of you team up on Napoleon. 

“mercy mercy”, you smile as the former emperor is now at the mercy of you and the little boy ლ(･ω･*ლ)

Napoleon can’t help but pull you down and kiss you.(*＾3＾）

“Ewwww cooties.” (/‿＼✿)

One day as you fell asleep resting against Napoleon’s shoulder, your son looked up at Napoleon and asked: “are you going to be my new dad.”

(人◕ω◕)

“Is that what you would like little Nunuche.” 

The little boy gives a small nod and wraps his little arms around Napoleon’s neck. ⊂(´・ω・｀⊂)

He smiles up at the little by “Now we just have to convince your mother to marry me.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“hehe, that’s going to be easy considering she really looooves you.”

❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

At that moment, Napoleon is the happiest man in the world, holding the two people he loves most in his arms. 

Arthur

The second ArTHOT see you, he flirts mercilessly with you, not seeing the little boy hiding behind you cling to your hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All of a sudden, he feels a sharp pain in his shin “Hey, you, don’t mess with my mommy, ooor,  you will be answering to me.” ಠ▃ಠ

By Jove, and who might this little scamp be” he says while crouching down and eyeing the boy curiously. (◠‿◠✿)

You woke up the next day in a panic, your son was gone. ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

You ran down the stairs into the dining hall to see your son sitting on the floor, patting a dog and chatting with the playboy vampire. 

Your son had seemed to take a big liking to Arthur. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

Must be cause of the dog

If the two of them aren’t playing some random board game together, the two of them are outside playing wit Vic. ʢᵕᴗᵕʡ

The little boy was shocked when he went to Arthur’s room one day to convince him to play with him, only to find Arthur writing a book?

ɾ◉⊆◉ɹ

“Hey, lad, whats your favourite book”, Arthur couldn’t help but break out into laughter at the little boy’s reaction at his question. ⊙▽⊙

“Obviously sherlock homes, he is sooo cool, I wanna be like him when I grow up.” (≧ω≦)ゞ

“well then little Sherlock hows about we solve the mystery of the missing dog”, the little boy whipped his head back to see that his favourite doggo was not sleeping soundly in his regular spot. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

“Okay” (*≧▽≦)

The little boy ran around Arthur’s room looking for clues (●・ω・)b

(╭ರ_⊙)

“Look Watson footprints!” (つ >ω●)つ

“Mr Holmes, I do believe they are the footprints of a gigantic hound!” 🐾

The two of them ran around the mansion following all the clues trying to uncover the mystery of the missing dog, when finally, the boy’s eyes lit up “Watson I believe I know where Vic has disappeared to” \ (•◡•) /

He then ran to the kitchen where you were standing making breakfast, and right there at your feet, Vic sat waiting for tip bits. ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ

“Excellent” Arthure cried “However, did you uncover this mystery, Sherlock,” Arthur asked, trying to stifle a laugh. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

“Elementary dear Watson.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

The boy was awestruck when he found out that Arthur wasn’t just an authur but also a doctor.  🚑  (@_@)

He would run to Arthur, tears and snot streaming down his face whenever he got hurt  ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

“By Jove, it seems you are bleeding out right in front of me.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

 ಥʖ̯ಥ

Arthur would gently clean and bandage the wound “It was a close call little sherlock, but I think you will live”. (◕‿◕✿)

He will sniff while rubbing the tears from his eyes and wrap his arms around Arthur’s neck asking if he can stay with him for a while   

ლ(・﹏・ლ)

The three of you can often be found snuggled together as Arthur read the two of you his latest sherlock homes chapter. (｡◕‿◕｡)

“It would appear our little boy has passed out Luv” He gives you a gentle kiss thanking the universe for sending him these two wonderful people snuggled up in his arms. (︶｡︶✽)

Vincent 

The first time your son sees Vincent all he can think is wow, he pulls on your hand and stands on his tippy toes to whisper something in your ears. (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

You crouch down “Mom is he an angel?” your sweet boy asks looking at you with big curious doe eyes. ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

You smile and whisper back into his ears “I believe we have just met the most beautiful angel, how about you introduce yourself and find out the angel’s name”.

He gives you a small nod and bright smile running towards Vincent. 

(｡◕‿◕｡)

Vincent is absolutely taken by you and the little boy. (✿◠‿◠)

He would often take you and the boy with him to his favourite flower field to paint. 🌼🌸❀✿🌷

Your son absolutely loved Vincent. ♡(ŐωŐ人)

He would often run into Vincent’s room after painting something, and show it off “look, Vincent! I painted you and my mommy.” ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

“Wow this is absolutely stunning, do you mind if I hang this work of art in my room.” (人´∀｀)．☆．。．:*･°

Vincent teaches him everything he knows about painting, he is practically wrapped around the little one’s finger.  🎨

The three of you are always together, painting or playing in the garden together. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

You and Vincent can’t help but break out into laughter one day, as the three of you were painting together, 

You looked over at you son to see him paining with Brush the racoon’s tail. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) (｡◕‿◕｡)

You make a small squeak at the sight, causing Vincent to look over at your son. (~˘▾˘)~

He breaks out into laughter “haha brush haha isn’t a brush haha his an animal.” (★^O^★)

The three of you laugh together at the poor animal, who happily swished his tail leaving a streak of paint across your face in revenge.

Cue Vincent and your son laughing even harder, “Mommy, you have paint all over your face.” (๑>ᴗ<๑)

You mischievous little boy then pained his hands full of blue paint, and then held Vincent’s cheeks in his tiny hands, leaving blue handprints on his face. (/‿＼✿)

“oooh, this means war.”(¬‿¬)

The three of you spent the rest of the afternoon laughing and having a paint fight. (*○゜∀。)/☆*。*.・+★

You walked back together that night, each of you holding one of your boys hands, swinging him between the two of you. ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ

You guys were met with a very grumpy Sabastian at the door “I hope the three of you aren’t planning on treading paint into my freshly cleaned mansion, off to the bath with you.” ಠ╭╮ಠ

The three of you bathed together in the communal baths.🛀

You couldnt help but continue the fun and games as you guys were now splashing each other. ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ(*￣o￣*)>ヽ｀、ヽ｀ 

Once the three of you were cleaned and dressed, you made your way to Vincent room for family cuddles. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Hope ya enjoyed it love! hehe i do believe this is my first Ikevamp Hc lol so i hope its not toooo shit (^-^*)ノ❤❤🔥

[spnfanficpond]

September Angel Fish Awards

(New Angel Fish design by @slytherkins!!)

WELCOME TO THIS MONTH’S ANGEL FISH AWARDS

Every month all of you fantastic writers work your asses off to post some truly incredible stories. Our Angel Fish Awards are the way for all of us, as a community of writers and readers, to lift each other up and give praise to those who have captured our attention and deserve a few kind words.

The monthly Angel Fish Awards are peer-nominated, meaning ANYONE IN THE POND CAN NOMINATE ANY POND MEMBER’S FIC. Everyone in this community deserves to be showered with love and feedback, and we hope that this fun, thoughtful award will do just that. 

Be sure to read through this whole post as people who were nominated more than once only had one tag activated for tumblr tagging purposes!

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE ARE SEPTEMBER’S ANGEL FISH AWARDS!

Nominated by @impalaimagining

From Far Away by @plaid-lover-bay25

This fic is all kinds of sweet. We all know Jensen is perfect and will probably never need glasses to see, no matter what time does to his eyes, but HOO the thought of that man looking over the brim of his glasses when he looks up from his book to meet your eyes? Even if it’s through a screen? Count me ALL the way in.

Silver Lining  by @luci-in-trenchcoats

All I want for the rest of my life is to be right in the moment that exists within this fic. It’s so warm and cozy, even if it does get a bit overheated at times with all that shared body heat. I will gladly accept a few uncomfortably sweaty moments if it means having the two of them just like this.

Pit Stop by @stusbunker

This made me feel so many things. Honestly, it’s thrilling to think about hiding in plain sight like this. 10/10 would recommend public sex with Dean, even if it does mean the occasional scrape from the tree bark.

Nominated by @emilyshurley

Beautiful Ghosts by  @herstarburststories 

Okay picture this, me holding my cup of tea in the morning, crying my eyes out as I’m reading this. Because that’s exactly what happened. 

( Ahh… the angst in this one. This fic left me in tears. Can’t wait to read more parts.) ((submitted twice))

Calm after the storm by @thegirlwhorunswithwinchesters

An adorable Dean fluff. There is something so comforting about how Dean interacts with the reader.

How not to kill someone by @myinconnelly1

A short but chaotic fic and is totally worth the read.

What a wonderful world by @wingedcatninja

The imagery is so great, you can almost feel everything  Sam must be feeling.

A little trip by @mariekoukie6661

Though I have never been inside an Ikea I had a constant smile on my face reading this. And now my face hurts…

Nominated by @waywardnerd67

Mr Pretty Face by @carryonmywaywardcaptain

I want to nominate @carryonmywaywardcaptain Mr. Pretty Face. This was the most adorable fic in the world. Jordan aka Cap is getting her groove back and the world should be graced by her talents! Plus she’s just an awesome person.

Nominated by @sorenmarie87

No More Living A Lie by @fictionalabyss

I know it’s an older fic but the idea of Cas and reader being in a fake relationship (I’d say more but it gives away the story) is fantastic.  

The Real Deal by @firefly-in-darkness

I’m no stranger to reading smut but holy crap!  After a hunt, all you wanna do is sleep but your friend sends you something… and you can’t help yourself.  I don’t know what else to say besides that you should check it out.  

Flesh - January Jingle by @myinconnelly1

I still need to listen to the song this fic is based off of but damn.  This one is great~~ Definitely leaves you wanting more.  

Nominated by @mariekoukie6661

Know How It Feels by @supernatural-jackles

I love that one because then the boys would understand what cramps feel like for real!

Some Kind of Sadness by @supernatural-jackles

I love this one because Jen just writes all the emotion so well!!

That’s Alpha or Sir To You, Baby Girl by @sorenmarie87

Dawn worked so hard on this one!! It’s so good!! I just love the fluff and the domestic!!

What’s The Little Guys Name by @sorenmarie87

The Weechester, the little banter between everyone! My heart!! I love this so much!

Nominated by @fictionalabyss

The Way You Lie by @cockslut-padalecki 

 this one hit the nail on the head. How you can know with ever fiber of your being that you need to leave, run, but you find yourself right back there.

Wanna Help A Girl Out? by @sorenmarie87

“Now, will you be a good girl and get on your knees for me?  I believe you owe me something…” that last line had me demanding, nay screaming, for more.

Bikini Inspector  by sorenmarie87 

because sometimes it’s just fun to mess with a guy.

Pineapple and Pizza  by @cloverhighfive 

STILL SCREAMING ABOUT THAT CLIFFHANGER lol. Seriously, though. I don’t dive too deep into ships usually, but I LOVED this little series.

All The Good Girls Go To Hell. (Prologue - chapter 9)  by @cockslut-padalecki 

This fucking series. Holy shit. The smut = perfection and the jealousy and need are on fucking point. Hell yes. this is a must read. a filthy, dirty, must read.

Nominated by @ellewritesfix05​

Don't Test Your Luck  by @downanddirtydean

All the smutty goodness that you could possibly need. The attention to detail, the way it flows seamlessly, the heart-stopping fluff. It’s a total hit and literally one of my favorite fics I’ve ever read! I adore everything Lydia writes and this is simply a must-read.

Homework Help  by @downanddirtydean

Lydia is an amazing writer and talented creator. College-me had a heart attack reading this! It’s so delicious and naughty! 100/10 would recommend!

Life For Rent Chapter 27 by @winchest09

The entirety of Life For Rent is absolutely amazing. Tabby is extremely talented and creative, but this particular chapter is just so wonderfully written, I think it deserves a spotlight. The whole time, you can see yourself in the moment. The way she captures and conveys emotion is nothing short of genius.

Nominated by @mrswhozeewhatsis

His Property by @negans-lucille-tblr

I’m nominating this whole dang series, plus both of the sequels!! Yeah, it’s smutty, but it also gets into the psychological issues, especially in the third series, Her Property. There is some possibly triggering content in the first series, which is discussed throughout the second and third, so if that could be a problem, then you might want to skip it. If you’re not easily triggered, though, this is a great story. And the smut is primo, too!!

The Last Visit by @laxe-from-outer-space 

Well, crap, guys. This one just hurts. Talk about taking my heart out back and beating the crap out of it. If you’ve got the tissues handy, definitely give this one a read!

Nominated by @manawhaat

About Bar Fights and Moobs by @cajunquandary

This is a perfect example of the ridiculousness that seems to follow the Winchesters everywhere. This is totally believable and gave me a good laugh.

Keep Me Company by @butiaintgonnaloveem

I’ll never get over how spot on this is for Ketch. It not only shows us a side we don’t get enough of on the show, but it also just shows a whole other side of him that feels so incredibly real and part of his layered persona. 

Calm by @winchesterswoonathon

This is a seriously lovely series about John and all those feelings he has the power to evoke in the people around him. It’s everything I love about him all mashed into a fucking delightful story. 

You Ever by @luci-in-trenchcoats

One of the things I love about Dean is his willingness to be there and help others when they’re having a hard time. He’s the ultimate comfort buddy and this fic is a prime example of his loyalty and sincerity. It’s a little sad but it’s sweet and comforting even in the angst. 

Nominated by @myinconnelly1

The Baby In The Impala by @a-fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun

 DADDY!DEAN!!!! to the max. This was so sweet, I can't even word properly!

One Room Left by @luci-in-trenchcoats

The amount of fluff present in the fic overwhelmed me

Imagine Getting A Sunburn by luci-in-trenchcoats​

Some cute fluff right here and nothing else needs said, read it

Dirty Little Secret by @hardcoresupernatural

 This had the trinity! Hot as fuck, adorable as all get out, and funny as shit. Read it!

Love Me Or Leave Me by @princessmisery666​

 This hurt so much and i wanted to cry. It had that feeling of being real.

Daddy’s A Superhero by @msmarvelouswinchester

Being a parent is hard and hearing a child of any age say they hate you is so hurtful. This was written so well.

Loving You by @emilyshurley​

I will never have enough good things to say about @emilyshurley but this fic was so hurtful and i'm still mad at her.

Finding Dean Masturbating In Your Room by @carryonmywaywardwriters​

 Very dirty and very hot!

Because Of Mistletoe by @idreamofplaid​

Happy half christmas drabble!

Halfway by @holylulusworld​

Dude i was crying so hard.  I just can't even talk about it.

The Frog Prince - or How To Kiss the Impala by holylulusworld

SO CUTE!!!! Absolutely adorable and i love protective!dean

Enough Both Of You by @fictionalabyss​

HOLY FUCKING SHIT this was so dirty and wrong and i love it!

Fatherless Son by fictionalabyss

I really like this series it was exactly what i think of for step!dad Dean!! chef's kiss 

You’re Home Early by fictionalabyss

This was just fun.  They both knew it was bad but they both loved it!

Risky by fictionalabyss

Alright look, if you ever post anything like this again, i want to be tagged.  I will make the fucking time for this every goddamn day!  So wrong, i love it

Finally by @there-must-be-a-lock​

super well written.  it felt so real to the characters and it was incredibly hot

A Huntress In The King of Hell’s Court by @crashdevlin​

I love when time travel is incorporated well in a fic, and this is exactly what i'm talking about!

Fan Mail by @waywardnerd67​

I can't not deal with my emotions on this fic.  It is so fluffy and i'm here for all of it 

One Night Changes Everything by @a-winchester-fairytale​

This ride was so hard i couldn't even comment on ever part.  I just had to rush through the whole thing so i could find out what would happen. 

Mated In The Darkness by @mummybear​

There are not enough words in the world to explain why i loved this fic so much!

Caught In The Act by mummybear

It's smut people.  Its dirty and fucking amazing smut!

Thank you all for the awesome work and great feedback!

These are not actual awards! This system is set up so everyone in the pond has a chance to share the love and promote a fic/author that has grabbed your attention. The more people that participate, and the more everyone remembers to submit their own fics after posting, the better this will be :D

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN, KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK, AND AS ALWAYS, HAPPY WRITING!

[enviedear]

dracodear’s lucky number sleepover & writing challenge !

alright y’all... this is just too adorable. 

first ⌙ thank you all so much for following me and sticking with me. i know i kinda suck at uploading sometimes but everytime i do you guys are so supportive. i can’t believe all of you actually want to be a part of my rambling lol.. but nevertheless i am so damn touched. thank you to everyone who’s following me.

second ⌙ this truly is so stupid of me but 444 is my luckiest number. i love the number 4 and idk to just come across this was adorable to me. also it’s an angel number and i really need some of that in my life rn lol. 

third ⌙ welcome to the sleepover! stick around a while ;) under the cut will be everything i’m doing for this sleepover as well as my writing challenge ! don’t worry the rules will be under as well. i really hope you participate :)

all the kindness,

dracodear

 ⇣ sleepover ⇣

send as many as you’d like, loves 🥺

🦋 ⌙ headcanon request 

🐨 ⌙ i’ll make u a mini playlist

🐬 ⌙ ask me anything (about myself, fics, or the world)

🍄 ⌙ i’ll ship you with a character from mcu or hp (add a few things abt yourself pls)

🪐 ⌙ send a character from mcu or hp and i’ll give u a fic rec

⇣ writing challenge ⇣

RULES ⇢

⌙ you don’t have to follow me to partake (but i’d love for you to)

⌙ reblog this post if you’re participating

⌙ fics can either be reader insert or oc’s

⌙ can be one-shots, series, or drabbles

⌙ please tag me ( @dracodear​ ) in your completed fic, along with the hashtag #dracodears444challenge. just so i can keep up with everything.

⌙ if you’re writing on mobile pls disregard this one. but if your fic is 1k words or more try and use the keep reading tab.

⌙ if you’re going to write nsfw content that’s perfectly ok ! just make sure to tag accordingly and nothing that goes against my guidelines

⌙ you can write for any harry potter or mcu character you’d like

⌙ send me an ask or pm detailing which prompt you’d like and for whom. 

⌙ once your fic is done and i’m tagged i’ll reblog, comment, and like + add u to this post

⌙ it’s two people per prompt and two prompts per person

⌙ once a prompt has reached the limit i’ll mark it out so make sure to look at the updated list

⇣ prompts ⇣

fluff ⇢

1. “i’ve loved you the entire time!”

2. “your eyes shine like the stars.”

@letssingintherain ⇢ draco x reader

- starstruck

3. “you’re perfect. in every way.”

4. “i’m going to kiss you if you don’t listen.”

5. “you’re too good for the world.”

@rip-us​ ⇢ george x reader

6. “sorry.. i can’t take my eyes off of you.”

7. “your lips are softer than this blanket.”

8. “my heart only beats for you.”

9. “i can’t feel my arm but i’m glad you slept well.”

10. “you’re my sun and i revolve around you.”

11. “there is no greater honor, than to be yours.”

12. “i’m so in love with you it scares me.”

13. “your wish is my command.”

14. “do you know how much you mean to me?”

15. “kiss me again and i’ll tell you.”

@boyruins ⇢ harry potter x reader

angst ⇢

1. “you’re not sorry.”

2. “i can’t believe i trusted you.”

3. “i moved on a long time ago.”

4. “you’re not who i thought you were.”

@louvrr​ ⇢ draco x reader

5. “don’t you dare tell me you ever cared.”

6. “even with all this you can’t see how much you’ve hurt me.”

7. “she/he isn’t just a friend.. is she/he?”

8. “i’ll never speak to you again.”

9. “no one cares. no one has cared. can’t you see?”

10. “you’re pathetic.”

11. “just let me help you!”

12. “i don’t believe you.”

13. “i’m leaving because of you.”

14. “you’re hurting me.”

15. “you were gone and i never missed you.”

songs ⇢

1. don’t wanna fall in love ⇢ kyle

2.  everytime ⇢ ariana grande

3. vienna ⇢ billy joel

4. mr loverman ⇢ ricky montgomery

5. 20 something ⇢ sza

6. big god ⇢ florence + the machine

7. moon river ⇢ audrey hepburn

8. fortress ⇢ lennon stella

9. back of a cab ⇢ king princess

10. supercut ⇢ lorde

11. seventeen ⇢ troye sivan

12. malibu ⇢ miley cyrus

13. james joint ⇢ rihanna

14. ghost town ⇢ kanye

15. teenage fantasy ⇢ jorja smith

tagging moots... i love y’all 

@louvrr​ @fanficflaneuse​ @malfoys-demigod​ @imintoodeeptostop​ @slut4draco​ @nebulablakemurphy​ @blondiewholovestowrite​ @reidemandweep​ @remmyswritings​ @assemblemotherfuckers​ @letssingintherain​ @darlingdittany​ @rip-us​ @sxpphire-skies​

[duhliriouss]

Joker One Shot:

Don’t Follow Me

Request: Anon request. Thank you for your patience! I’m a little nervous about this one. Some parts felt smashed together to me and I tried to smooth them out. This also hit home and gave me a lot of writers block too because there was a time in my life where I stopped taking my own medications. I tried to mimick the affects that I experienced into this 🖤(minus the psychotic part lol)

Summary: Tired of trying to be functional and happy all the time, Y/N decides to go off her meds, believing it doesn’t matter anyway. Joker is angry with her choices and behaviors, causing him to lash out for her own health.

A/N: This contains a lot of angst and is pretty dark but do not worry it has a fluffy ending ❣️

Beta Reader: @pcrushinnerd Thank you 🖤

Word Count: 2,216

Warnings: Angst, Mental Health, Swearing, Violence and Blood, Sexual Flirting, Dominance

“Why do I attract such crazy men?” 

 “Why do you ask such crazy things?” 

 You finally looked up from the gash below Joker’s collarbone to his eyes, bringing your hand to a halt that had just previously been dabbing the wound with a wet rag. You both mirrored each other with a slight smirk before bringing your attention back to cleaning off the blood that had spread across his chest. 

 “They’re going to find you, you know. We probably shouldn’t stay here.”

“They won’t. You saw for yourself... the car accident I was in. They won’t even be able to make it down the street from the station.” 

 You didn’t have to look up again to feel that sinister smile he had that bore into you, along with his low chuckles that you felt vibrate from his chest into your hand. Joker sat lazily in the wooden dining chair that was moved to the center of his living room. You sat on his right thigh with your legs draped between his as you cleaned his wound. You dipped down to clean and wet the rag again in the bucket that laid on the floor by his feet. The apartment possessed a comforting silence other than the water that dripped back into the bucket as you rang out the rag. And not to mention the riots that raged on not far down the street. 

 The full moon glinted through the window, managing to pass through the smoke that floated up through the sky - It was still the same night that Joker had killed Murray Franklin. Only a few hours had passed since the performance he gave to his new grown followers after the car accident.

 It also had only been four days since Arthur had killed his mother, and the same day you had stopped taking your medications. It was a coincidence that it had been on the same day. It wasn’t the cause for your actions. Instead it was a bad day for you for its own reasons. 

 It was the day you realized none of it truly mattered anymore. They never did anything for you. Almost every visit you had you would always ask for your psychiatrist to increase your medication, which she carried out for you time after time until that day, she finally said it was more than enough. 

 It was anything but enough. 

 You had stormed home that night, skipping the pharmacy deliberately. You haven’t taken a single pill since. 

 You felt okay the first two days however. Only feeling slight headaches and drowsiness. You haven’t had the time to tell Arthur; he had changed since the murder of his mother. The past few days had happened so fast, though you have been with him every step of the way. Taking his side and even helping him remove Randall’s body. You were there as he told Randall and Gary how he felt better after stopping his own medications. 

 You had silently agreed. 

 You have been oh so relentless since then. Joker had figured it was the high of everything that’s been happening that made you act out this way. Little did he know you were just following in his own footsteps.

 You loved it. You loved every second that these passed few days have given you. Joker and your’s relationship was never better. It was tense and thrilling and completely unpredictable. You fed off each others’ behavior and even played menacing head games to see how far each of you could go. Joker would always win. As fun as it all was, it wasn’t all just perks. You’ve been having nightmares that had caused you to wake up in a sweat. Today you have felt angry, tired, sick to your stomach. 

 You even had a couple psychotic outbursts. One consisting of you biting into the flesh of Joker’s collarbone for the whole city to see. You couldn’t help it. Joker had brought you up on the police car as everyone started to chant to the both of you being the King and Queen of crime. You got lost in the attention. And so had Joker. He showed you off by leading you in a ominous dance before bringing you to a halt, sucking and kissing your mouth before biting down hard on your lower lip. Your own blood had flowed down your chin. You saw the admiring twinkle return to his eyes for just a moment before he took his two thumbs and displayed your own bloody smile that almost reached ear to ear. You looked into his now dilated pupils and knew Arthur was gone. And so were you now. So without any thought you had sucked down his neck, down to his collarbone and biting down, hard. The shouting of the crowd intensified, booming in your head as you smirked against his chest that poked out of his green shirt collar. 

~

 Joker hissed as you placed the rag on his chin, cleaning the other cuts and dried blood that had dripped from his mouth. 

 “Sorry, I’m almost done.” 

 He reached around and cradled your hips in place, using his thumbs to draw circles on your hipbones. You shuttered as he did so before suddenly dropping the rag and bringing your hands to your forehead. You were having another random, splitting headache. The sound of the rag splattering onto the floor reached your ears with a throbbing jolt. You closed your eyes tight, pushing down on the starting point of your eyebrow to try and relieve the pain that came without warning. 

 One of Joker’s hands left your hip to push your (y/h/c) strands of hair behind your ear. His eyebrows furrowed together disquietly.

 “Sweetheart, what’s going on with you?”

 “I’m fine!” you snapped defensively, standing up fully, facing Joker with your hands still on your head. He stayed seated as his hand left your hip while you stood, his palm opened up and forwards in a silent plead for you to sit back down. 

 You weren’t usually like this and Joker knew it. He looked up at you as he mulled over how it couldn’t all just be the stimulation you have gone through over the past few days. There was no reason for you to be this angry right now. Your headaches were too frequent. 

 “No, you’re not, look at you,” his voice was flat and as stern as his painted features. He stood up and in just a few strides was mere inches from you. You kept your head down and peaked through your parted fingers to see how close he was. You could feel the tension in the air as he slowly moved your hands away from your head, replacing them with his own. 

 “You’re burning hot.” 

 “Yeah…?” 

 Your capricious behavior was officially taking over. You ignored the agonizing pain that resided in your head as you grabbed Joker’s hand, slowly bringing it down until it ghosted over your parted lips. You took just his thumb, poking your tongue out to lick up the shaft of it before gently placing it between your teeth. Your eyes stayed locked with his as you continued to lick guiltlessly. It was still silent in the room. The only noise breaking it being the clock ticking on the wall and Joker’s breath hitching under your actions. 

 “Stop.… You’re hiding something from me, aren’t you kitten?” His mouth stayed slightly open as his eyes flickered from your mouth to your (y/e/c) eyes. 

 “What? Am I not allowed to do this?” 

 You brought his thumb deeper in your mouth, swirling your tongue expertly. You could still taste your own blood from when he smeared your own very clownish smile. You watched as his eyes darkened mischievously. 

 Before you could even think to object, Joker took his thumb out of your mouth with a pop and replaced it with his own mouth. He hungrily smashed his lips against yours, it was enough to send your steps backwards until your back hit the wall. He separated your lips with his tongue demandingly, trying desperately to taste you. You willingly accepted his silent command up until an unexpected, ghastly sensation rose up your body to the top of your head. You shuttered and pushed him away from you. 

 Joker watched you in disbelief of your sudden actions as you turned away from him, holding your mouth with a shaky hand. You felt even more nauseated now from the movement it took to hide your face. Joker caught on quickly, hastily making his way over to lift and hold your hair behind your head. His left hand leveraged your left arm for you to lean over and throw up. 

 And oh did you throw up viciously. You stayed leaning over and held by him until you were confident it was all out. You would usually be extremely humiliated by such an incident, especially since things were just starting to heat up...but you had instead pulled yourself back up, turned to Joker with a wide, chilling smile, wiping your face with the back of your sleeve, then smiled even wider.

 “I feel so much better now!” 

 Joker had let go of you now. His eyes flickered from the bile on the floor to your misbehaved, spacious smile. His eyes bore into you now with a serious glint. All desire in his eyes vanished, replaced with the annoyance of knowing there was something you weren’t telling him. You watched as his jaw clenched while he licked the bottom of his red stained lip, clearly trying to find the words to question why you were acting this way. 

 “I’d say you’ve learned well from me in this short amount of time darling...but we both know it’s not the cause for this.…” 

 “Oh, but it is,” you smirked, taking a single step towards him. “I’ve only followed in your footsteps, Mr. Fleck.” You took a second step. 

 “What’s that even mean?! And don’t. Call me. That.” he breathed in a threatening tone. Your body fluttered to this new tension you were creating. 

 “I stopped taking my medications on the day your mother croaked. I’ve felt so much better Joker! Just like you said before you killed Randall. Isn’t that great?” Your voice turned more giddy.

 You expected Joker to lower his guard and match your deranged smile. But instead you watched as his hands clenched, shaking just enough to reach his clenched jaw. He huffed out a single laugh, staring off to the ceiling above you. Your smile lowered at the realization that he was still angry. He laughed again, shaking his head as he turned on his heels, making his way over to the bathroom. He threw the medicine cabinet open, fumbling aggressively with pill bottles, looking for the ones that had your name printed on them. He gathered them all in his hands, wiping the sweat off his forehead as he made his way back over to you. He walked fast, wasting no time to teach you a lesson. 

 He stopped until he was less than a inch away from you. You peeked up timidly as he grabbed your jaw, forcing your head to look up at him, making you flinch. 

 “Open.” 

 “But I don’t want to! Why can’t I be like y—“ 

 “I said open!” His voice raised into a deep yell. 

 You complied and opened your mouth, and he took his other hand that contained the pills and sprinkled them one by one on your tongue. You closed your mouth and swallowed. It was silent for just a moment until Joker sighed, wiping his forehead with the back of his hand again before digging in his red pockets for a cigarette. You stayed still as you watched him walk over and fall onto the couch lazily, crossing his legs, with his arm that held the cigarette draped over the back of the couch. He looked deep into thought. He didn’t look at you as he spoke:

 “I never asked you to be like me. I don’t want you to follow in my footsteps. I’m too dangerous for you. I’m sorry if you felt like you needed to.” 

 “I’m sorry...” you said, feeling ashamed as tears filled your eyes. 

 “Don’t be. It’s my own fault. I should have kept better watch on you.” He finally looked up at you. His heart clenched as he watched the tears threaten to fall down your flushed cheeks. “Come here baby girl.” 

 You walked over hesitantly, keeping your head down and your arms by your sides. As you got closer, he uncrossed his legs to give you better access to fall into his embrace. And you did. You adjusted yourself in his lap and tucked your head into the crook of his neck, letting the tears freely fall. He lifted his head and wrapped his free arm around you, taking a deep drag before he spoke again. 

 “I forced you into all this. But you need to promise me that you won’t follow me. Promise me you won’t pick up on my behaviors and actions. Close your precious eyes for now on when I kill for you. Your innocence is what made me fall in love with you Y/N. Please don’t let me take that away from you.” 

 “I promise.…” 

[meghan-huntergirl-winchester]

I’m Back!! (Eventual Reader X Shield)

So this was actually not a request, it was something that just came to me one day and I’ve been tweaking it here and there over time. I originally was never going to post it because I wasn’t sure if I liked it but I’m taking a leap of faith lol 

Word Count: 1536

Warnings: Violence and cursing

“Seth Rollins and HHH versus Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose will take place 3 weeks from now, at Summer Slam! Goodnight everybody, from Monday Night Raw!”

Y/N clicked off the television with a sigh. It had been 2 years since she had been in a WWE ring and it hadn’t ended well. The night of June 2, 2014 and a career threatening injury changed her life forever.

*flashback*

Y/N thought it was her imagination when she heard the sound of steel making contact with a body. But when she turned around, she was shocked to see that her nightmare had become a reality. Seth had turned his back on his family and Roman and Dean were now lying on the ground having been hit with a steel chair.

“What are you doing?” she shouted at him.

“I’m doing what’s best for business!” He shouted, kicking her in the stomach and hitting her on the back with the chair. Y/N was stunned and didn’t have time to fight back. The last thing she remembered was seeing a steel chair rapidly approach her face as Seth curb-stomped her. There was a searing pain in her forehead and neck, then everything faded to black.

4 hours later Y/N would find out at a hospital that the pain she felt in her neck was a nerve being pinched between the vertebrae in her neck. The way she landed on the chair during the cub-stomp was what injured her neck. There was a corrective surgery to fix the issue, but there was only a 35% chance of her being able to wrestle again.  

*end flashback*

Shaking her head to get the memory out of her mind, Y/N got up and changed into her workout clothes before heading into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and let her dog Y/D/N out. As she gathered the stuff for her tea, her telephone rang.

“Hello?” she answered, placing the phone between her shoulder and ear as she filled the tea kettle with water.

“Ms. Y/L/N. You are a hard woman to get ahold of.”

Y/N’s hands started to shake as she poured her water in her teacup. She knew that voice very well and she never thought she would hear it again.

“Mr. McMahon. Wha-What can I do for you sir?”

Mr. McMahon laughed slightly on the other end and Y/N set her tea kettle down before she dropped it.

“I heard through the grapevine that you have been at the Performance Center recently and have been stepping into the ring.”

Y/N smiled slightly. When her doctors told her that after her surgery she may not be able to wrestle again she took it as a challenge. These past 2 years have been the hardest of her life. She spent every day at therapy and training to get herself back into the ring. It seemed like every time she made headway and thought she was ready, doctors would not release her. About 2 months ago her doctors told her that it was a miracle but she was released to wrestle again.

“Yes sir…..I was finally cleared by my doctors. Yesterday was my appointment with the WWE doctors and they also cleared me. I have full clearance for training.”

Vince cleared his throat.

“Well then I have a proposition for you Ms. y/l/n.

Y/N could feel her heart pounding and her lips lifted into a smile of excitement.

“What did you have in mind sir?”

 ~Summer Slam~

“I am Michael Cole and joining me at ringside we have WWE Hall of Famer, Jerry “The King” Lawler, JBL, and Corey Graves. Gentlemen, it is time for our main event! 2 years ago, Seth Rollins turned his back on his brothers Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose of the Shield and joined the Authority.”

“Don’t forget what he did to Y/N Cole! Seth Rollins viciously attacked all 3 members of the Shield, but it was what he did to Y/N that really put the final nail in the coffin.” Lawler mentioned.

“You’re absolutely right King. I wanna take you back to that night 2 years ago. Seth Rollins attacked Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose with a chair to the back. Y/N was in absolute shock at what he had done. He then kicked her in the stomach, smashed a chair on her back, and curb-stomped her head onto a steel chair. She was later transported to a local medical facility where she was diagnosed with a pinched nerve in her neck and was forced to retire.”

“Tonight, Seth Rollins steps into the ring with his mentor HHH and goes against his former brothers, and that match starts right now!” As soon as those words left his mouth, the Authorities music blasted over the speakers and ‘Boos’ echoed throughout the entire arena.

Y/N sat on the floor of the timekeeper’s area crouching in the corner, listening to the match as it started. 3 weeks ago, Vince McMahon called her and offered her a spot on the main roster. 2 weeks ago, she spoke to Stephanie and HHH and found out that she would be shocking the WWE Universe and the Superstars in the ring tonight, by making her surprise return.

It was close to her moment and she tightened the strings on her hood so no one could see her face. Vince had pulled all of the superstars into a locker room to watch the main event. He had told them that they needed to see what was going to happen tonight because it was going to be big.

Y/N glanced up at JoJo in the timekeeper’s area for her signal. JoJo quickly gave her the signal that Stephanie was getting involved in the match and she quickly jumped the barrier, being extra careful that her hood didn’t fall off and reveal her identity too early. She made eye contact with HHH right as Stephanie slapped Roman across the face. Y/N was livid and rushed forward and pulled Stephanie off the apron onto the floor.

Everything in that moment stopped and all the Superstars in the ring were stunned. Stephanie stood up and got in her face.

“Just who the hell do you think you are?”

Y/N flipped her hood off and just smiled as the crowd went insane. She could hear Michael Cole to her right.

“OH MY GOD ITS Y/N! SHE’S BACK!”

Y/N just smirked at Stephanie while she screamed in her face.

“What the hell-“

With a huge slap from Y/N, Stephanie hit the ground holding her face. The audience was screaming and cheering as Y/N grabbed Stephanie and quickly pedigreed her on the floor. HHH hopped off the apron to check on Stephanie while yelling at Y/N.

Y/N’s head snapped up and she locked eyes with her former SHIELD members. Seth stood in shock before he too started screaming at her.

He was distracted long enough for Roman to come up behind him and get a surprise roll up on him.

Roman’s music blasted through the arena.

“Here are your winners, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose!”

Y/N made her way over to the announcers table and grabbed a mic before making her way into the ring.

“What’s wrong Seth, you look like you’ve seen a ghost?”

Seth began to quickly walk towards me but before Roman or Dean could do anything, I quickly kicked him in the stomach, grabbed his arms, and executed a perfect pedigree. Roman used his foot to push Seth to the floor with a loud thud. Dean rushed over and wrapped me in a bear hug whilst he ruffled the top of my hair. In the meantime, Roman grabbed another microphone from the ring announcer and leaned against the turnbuckle in the corner.

“Excuse my language but damn baby girl!”

The entire WWE Universe erupted in laughter, me included.

“Did you miss me Big Dog?”

Both Dean and Roman chuckled.

“Hell, yeah we did, and I don’t think we were the only ones.”

I glanced up the ramp and saw HHH, Stephanie, and Seth making their way to the back.

“Hold on don’t leave yet! The party is just beginning. Seth, don’t you worry, I didn’t forget about you while I was away. You and I will be seeing a lot of each other now and I am FAR from through with you. Hunter, I hope you realize what this means. That oh so thought out Plan B you mentioned 2 years ago, is slowly going to fall apart right before your very eyes. I’ll be sure of that, because now I have all the facts. I’m going to ruin you once and for all. Oh, and Stephanie, I warned you years ago what would happen to you if you ever laid a hand on one of my boys. The night the Shield formed I promised you that if you ever interfered with the Shield or laid a hand on one of my boys that I would hunt you down.”

The crowd was screaming and cheering “Kick her ass” over and over and I couldn’t help the sadistic smirk that fell onto my face.

“Looks like the hunt is over…because the Bitch is back and she’s out for blood.”

[therainroguefanfiction]

⁂ Push Your Limit (Initial D) Act 2

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Author’s Note: This is the author’s note I posted once upon a time when I posted this on Quizilla lol This chapter also has some terminology at the end.

“And here’s ACT 2~ What did you think? Did the end leave you drooling for more? Did it leave you on the edge of your seat? With that, I bid you goodnight (or day), ‘Zilla~”

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Bring. Bring.

“Hello? Fujiwara Tofu Shop.” Pause. “Hey, Tak! You plannin’ to sleep all day? Wake up! Phone’s for you!” Bunta called from downstairs.

You yawned as you sat at the table in the living room in front of the TV. Once you and Tak had come back from making the tofu deliveries, you hadn’t been able to go back to sleep, so you just decided to just stay up.

“Tell Iggy I’ll call back!” Tak called from upstairs.

“I’d pick up the phone, Tak,” Bunta responded. You looked over at him curiously, but you were too tired to ask who it was.

Tak pulled himself out of bed with a yawn and down the stairs, picking up the phone that his dad had left on hold. “Hey, Iggy. What’s goin’ on?” seconds later, his eyes widened slightly, a look of surprise on his face. Apparently, it wasn’t Iggy.

With a shrug, you laid your head down on the wooden table, a yawn passing your lips as your eyes fluttered closed.

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“What?! All this time Tak has an Eight-Six at his place?! Is this some kind of joke, Cole?” Iggy clung to Cole’s arm, face twisted in disbelief. Tak was standing off to the side, bored, as he waited for another customer to show up at the gas station where the three worked.

You were there, as well, sitting just inside the building, drinking a soda. You didn’t actually work there, but you tended to stop by and help out when you had nothing better to do.

“Nope. No joke.”

“Tak, you bonehead!” Iggy punched Tak’s cheek, just hard enough for him to feel it. “Why did you keep this secret from me?”

“I didn’t keep it a secret,” Tak let his hand cover the cheek that had just been hit by his overexcited monkey of a friend, “I didn’t even know what it was. It says Trueno on it, I figured it was a Trueno, you say it’s an eight-six, I just read the label.”

You grinned at how annoyed Iggy was getting, how smug Cole looked, and how clueless Tak seemed.

“Why you – I oughta…” Iggy clenched his fists in front of him, teeth clenched in annoyance.

Tak held his fists up as well until Iggy moved to stand behind him, one hand cupping his mouth while the other held onto Tak’s shoulder. “Listen, old buddy, I was thinking you could do us a favor. Ask your pops if you can bag the eight-six for a bit next Saturday night.”

“What for?”

Iggy turned slightly blue, “Are you an idiot?! So we can go watch the SpeedStars and the RedSuns battle it out on Akina! That’s what for. After we watched all that go down last night, I am so stoked on street racing.”

Cole, who was listening in, nodded in the background, happy that Iggy was taking such a liking to street racing.

“Come on~ Don’t you want to watch Akagi’s fastest drivers, the Takahashi brothers?”

Tak looked at you, pulling a face. “No, not really.”

Next thing, Iggy had a hold on Tak’s throat, choking him, “What?! You loser! How can you say that!? You know how clutch this is to me?!” He released his grip, and Tak breathed in much-needed air as his best friend got on his knees, hands held together as if he was praying, “Alright, I’m begging. Let me ride in your eight-xix on Saturday night. Please~?”

“Hey, Iggy. You can propose marriage later. There’s a customer waiting.” The boss appeared, a slightly annoyed look on his face. You nearly spit out your soda from laughter.

“Oh, right. Sorry.” Iggy murmured.

“Can we help you?” The pair chorused to the customer who had just pulled up. Boss let a smile come to his face at the pair, and you felt yourself doing the same. No matter how annoying they may be, it was impossible to hate them.

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“Wow. That’s the drift king. Check it out, he’s amazing!” Iggy and Cole were sitting inside the gas station during their brake, watching the drift king on TV. Both of them were only about a foot away from the TV screen, eyes glued to the king of drift. Tak was sitting farther away, reading a magazine. You were sitting on the same couch as Cole, close to Tak. You were listening to what was said but your eyes were closed, covered by your hat.

“Looks like he can control it with just the gas pedal,” Cole said in amazement.

“Hey, Tak. Don’t you wish we could go out there right now and drift just as easy as the drift king does?”

“Sure,” he answered absentmindedly.

“Check out this guy’s technique! Way cool!”

“Sure.”

“Huh?” Iggy turned around to look at Tak, annoyed. “You listening to me?”

“Sure,” he paused before looking up, blinking dumbly. “Huh?”

“You don’t got a clue what we’re talking about. I’ll bet you don’t even know what a drift is.”

“O-Of course I know what a drift is.”

Cole turned to look at him, as well. Iggy crossed his arms over his chest, “Alright, Mr. Expert, ‘splain it to me. I’m all ears.”

The boss had also entered the room and stood behind the chair that Tak sat in, taking a drag from the cigarette he held in his hand. He was looking on with a hint of amusement.

“Uhh… well… see, in a curve – ” Tak started.

“Don’t use the word ‘curve’, it’s uncool. Street racers just say corner.” Iggy corrected.

“Oh… yeah, okay then. In a corner, all you have to do is make the front tires slide along,” he held his hands up like he was turning the steering wheel. “So that the car doesn’t face the inside.”

“Heh?” Iggy and Cole looked at each other before clutching their sides with laughter. “Tak, that’s hysterical! If the front tires are sliding, that’s called understeer, which is totally wack! It’s for people with zero skillage!”

“Skillage?” you parroted with a scoff. “but Tak is the uncool one.”

Iggy scowled, sticking his tongue out at you.

“A real racer knows that a true drift isn’t in the front, bro, it’s in the rear,” Cole told him, eyes wet from laughing so hard. “That was pretty funny, Tak.”

“Yeah, you should do stand up comedy.”

Boss shook his head. “Alright, let’s get to work! We got a customer!”

“Oh, right!” Tak stood up, heading outside to greet the customer, “Welcome!” he bowed, “Right this way!”

Cole put his hat back on, following after Tak. He was shocked to see the yellow FD pull up. You had followed them out and, upon seeing the car, stood behind them, observing. Tak walked over to the driver’s side, where the blonde had rolled down the window.

“High octane. And fill it up.”

“Right,” While the gas was being automatically pumped into the car, Cole and Tak took to washing the windows of the yellow FD.

“You’ve got quite the ride there.” Cole suddenly said, gaining the attention of the blonde, who seemed to be deep in thought until he spoke.

“Huh?” his eyes shifted towards the open window, where Cole stood; he was washing the front windshield. The blonde’s eyes shifted to Cole’s S13 that sat off to the side. “I get it. I thought I’d seen that S13 somewhere before. The SpeedStars, am I right?” his finger tapped against the gear shift, “Let me ask you a question. I figure if anyone knows the answer, you should.”

Cole looked over, cautious about what the blonde would ask. Your curiosity was heightened, as well, as you moved closer to Tak, listening intently to what he said.

“Is there a ghost racer on Mt. Akina? A ghost who drives a super fast eight-six?”

Your eyes narrowed at him through the back windshield. If he was asking about the eight-six, then that meant he was gonna try and go after Tak.

“That’s weird. This guy plannin’ to fly?” Tak muttered under his breath, inspecting the wing on the back of the blonde’s FD. He hadn’t heard a word that KT had uttered.

“Sorry, dude, but I don’t know anything about ghosts around here,” Cole responded as he folded the rag he had used on the windows.

“Hmm. Okay, the part about the ghost was a joke, but there’s a black and white panda Trueno. On the outside, it’s a normal eight-six, but on the inside, this thing’s an incredible beast. You live around here, you can’t tell me you never heard of it!”

Cole remained silent.

You scowled. What was it about this blonde that pissed you off so bad? His cocky attitude? His money? His tone? Or maybe it was more simple than that. Maybe it was just because he was one of the famous Takahashi brothers.

“Alright then. If that’s the secret weapon you’re planning for this Saturday’s meet, that’s cool with me. Tell the driver of the eight-six I’ve got a message for him: I’ve never lost to the same driver two times in a row.”

“Huh?” Cole was shocked.

You smirked, glancing at Tak who remained oblivious.

“I only dropped this last time because I didn’t know the course.” he continued.

“Didn’t know the course, my fucking ass.” You scoffed, not caring that the blonde had heard you.

He glared at you before continuing. “It won’t happen again, he’s going down.” With that, the blonde took off, his tires screeching.

‘He’s already taken out one of the famous Takahashi brothers. That’s my Tak~’ you smiled proudly.

“Thanks for coming!” Tak bowed as the FD took off down the street.

Suddenly, Cole’s eyes widened as he turned around to look at Tak who looked at him confused.

You threw your arm around Tak’s shoulders, steering him back toward the station. ‘Looks like he finally figured it out.’

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The sound of Tak’s alarm clock beeping managed to wake up both Tak and yourself, despite you sleeping in the room next door. The clock read four-forty-five in the morning.

After washing your faces, both of you headed outside where Bunta was waiting. Tak got into the driver’s seat, starting up the car. You hopped into the passenger seat, letting a yawn slip past your lips. He revved up the car, turning the foglights on while Bunta grabbed a paper cup, using the water hose to fill it with water. He dumped a small amount out before heading to the driver’s side, handing the cup to Tak.

“Alright. This is the haul for today.”

“Hmm?” Tak stared at the water for a minute before looking at his father, a look of annoyance crossing his face. “You fill it a little higher every time.”

“That’s right. Just don’t spill any.”

“Yeah, yeah. I get it.” Tak set the cup in the cup holder before taking off. He tackled the uphill, speed gradually increasing. As he came to the corner, he hit the brakes, shifting gears as he began to drift. His eyes moved to the water in the cup that rolled around the rim.

You smirked, pulling the hat down over your eyes. You loved it when Tak was driving because it gave you a chance to rest before you got to the hotel. As he exited the turn, the water returned to normal and his eyes returned to the road. The same happened with each turn until you both arrived at the hotel.

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“Eh? Tak! Hey, where’d ya go?!” He took off in search of his best friend, who was climbing the stairs inside the school building.

“Hey, hold up!” he hopped up to the same step Tak was on. You appeared behind them, having just turned the corner to go up the stairs. “What’s the matter with you? I know you’re a little jealous of my talent, but you don’t have to up and ditch me.”

“I’m not…”

Both of their attention trailed off as two girls came walking down the steps. From their current position, they were low enough on the stairs to get a panty shot just as the girls walked down from the top of the stairs. Being the hormonal teenagers that they were, the pair watched in amazement, as if that was the most amazing thing they had ever seen. You could see small lines of pink across Tak’s cheeks.

You rolled your eyes in annoyance at the perversion of the pair.

“You see that?” Iggy began, as the two girls disappeared around the corner.

“You some kind of a pervert or somethin’?” Tak asked, looking at Iggy.

“Huh? Of course not! What do you think I am, it should be against the law to let babes wear their skirts that short?”

You sweatdropped, “You were just doing the same thing, Tak.”

“I was not,” he muttered, looking away.

“I think the school should make a new rule that – ” he stopped mid-sentence, hitting Tak’s shoulder with his own. Both boys looked up with predatory eyes at the girl that stood at the top of the stairs. When she stopped walking, both boys looked up to see who it actually was.

“Hi, Tak, how’s it goin’?” Natalie waved her hand, a smile on her face.

“Uhhh… Natalie!” Both boys leaned back slightly, surprised to see her.

“Oh, perfect timing! I want to talk to you, come on, Tak, hurry!” She grabbed Tak’s wrist and pulled him away.

“Uhh, well, hey, I was just – !”

“That blows! Why doesn’t that kind of thing ever happen to me?!” Iggy complained.

You deadpanned at him. “Because you’re an obnoxious pervert.”

“Hey, that’s rude, Y/N!”

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“Hello? Anyone here?” Cole stepped inside the Fujiwara Tofu shop. “‘Scuse me? Anyone?”

Hearing the familiar voice, you stopped at the stairs. “Oi, Bunta! Customer,”

“Yeah, I heard ya. Gimme a minute.” Bunta responded from upstairs.

You stepped through the doorway, leaning against the wall. “‘Sup, Cole?”

“Hey, Y/N. What are you doing here?”

“I live here, fool.”

“You do?” His brow furrowed. “Are you and Tak -”

“What can I get ya?” Bunta questioned, walking in to stand a few feet in front of Cole, an unlit cigarette hanging from his lips, as it usually did.

Cole didn’t answer, looking Bunta up and down.

We exchanged a look before Bunta spoke up again. “What’re you gonna have? Hello?”

“Uhh, uhh, uhh..” Cole scanned over the items quickly before pointing to one at random. “Fried tofu, please.”

“You got it.”

He rubbed the back of his neck. “Listen. I uhh… My name is Cole and I’m with a street racing team called the Akina SpeedStars. I… The truth is, I heard a rumor that the fastest downhill driver on Akina is an eight-six driven by a guy who owns a tofu shop.”

“I don’t know where you heard that story, but it’s not me. ‘Fraid I can’t help ya.”

“Look, this is really important. I scoped out the whole city and I know this is the only tofu shop around with an eight-six.”

“That’s some dedication, bud.” You commented.

“Here ya go,” Bunta held out the bag of fried tofu. “Buck twenty-five.”

“Uhh, oh yeah.” Cole reached into his pocket, taking out the money.

“Bye, bye.” Bunta waved him off, turning to go back into the store, but Cole wasn’t having it.

“Look, the thing is… I’m in a bit of a jam. Come on, man! Won’t you at least hear me out?”

“I’m a little busy right now.”

“What are you talking about? I’m the only one in the joint, It’s dead in here!”

“That’s fucking rude,” you scowled, narrowing your eyes at him.

Bunta stepped back, knowing that Cole had a point. He regained his composure a few seconds later. “I admit it’s a little slow, but the kid’s right, that’s pretty rude.”

“Not a kid, old man.”

“Sorry, it’s just that I’m a little desperate.” Cole rubbed the back of his head, “Okay, listen. A team called the Akagi RedSuns challenged us to a time attack battle. The RedSuns have some drivers on their team with some serious skills. Nobody on our team can even come close to competing with them but this is our turf, our mountain, and there’s no way we’re gonna lose on it!” His fists clenched at his sides in determination.

“Your mountain?” You scoffed. “You write your name on it in sharpie or somethin’?”

“That’s something a kid would say,” Bunta sent you a look before turning back to Cole.”Okay, but what do you expect me to do about it?”

“Mr. Fujiwara, I want you to show me what it takes to tackle Mt. Akina.”

Bunta lit the cigarette that was in his mouth, exhaling smoke before speaking. “I’m sorry, but that’s impossible.”

“Anything you could show me! Even if you could make me a tenth of a second faster. I’m begging you!”

“I know how you’re feeling, son, but driving technique is not something you study for a day or two like a math test. In order to get the car to do what you want, you have to live and breathe the course twenty-four-seven. You know, when I was actively racing I was running Akina even in my dreams. Technique is something that can be neither taught nor learned. You have to find it inside yourself.”

“Huh, the old man actually said something kinda cool.”

“Gee, thanks.”

Cole sighed.

“Sorry about that. I wish I could help ya out.”

“Don’t be sorry, I’ll be back.” Cole promised before getting into his S13 and taking off.

You and Bunta exchanged a look.

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* Terminology:

Camshaft SOHC vs DOHC

The camshaft is a metal shaft with lobes on it that actuates intake and exhaust valves.

Single refers to engines that have one camshaft per cylinder head (AE85 Levin).

Double refers to engines that have two camshafts per cylinder head (AE86 Trueno).

Overhead refers to the placement of the camshaft in the engine block. Overhead cam engines have the camshafts situated above the valves while many older pushrod engines have the camshafts placed below the valves.

Single Overhead Cam (S0HC) engines only have one camshaft per cylinder head that is responsible for actuating the intake and exhaust valves. Most camshafts can only operate a total of two valves per cylinder limiting the amount of intake and exhaust gases the engine can take in and expel, thereby limiting the power the engine can make. The AE85 has a SOHC 4-cylinder engine with a total of 8 valves.

Dual Overhead Cam (DOHC) engines have two camshafts per cylinder head. One cam operates the action of the intake valves while the other operates the exhaust valves. This allows for a total of 2 intake and exhaust valves per cylinder, allowing for a higher intake and exhaust flow resulting in a higher power engine. The AE86 has a DOHC 4-cylinder engine with a total of 16 valves.

Standard Differential

A standard differential will allow both drive wheels to spin at the same speed on straightaways. However, during cornering, the outside drive wheel will spin faster than the wheel on the inside, allowing for an uneven transfer of power to the wheel.

L.S.D. – Limited Slip Differential

A mechanism that allows both drive wheels to spin at the same speed during straightaways and more importantly, during cornering. An internal clutch mechanism forces both wheels to spin at the same speed during cornering allowing for an even power transfer to both drive wheels. This has the side effect of making it easier to get a car to go into oversteer – a key component of drifting.

Muffler – A device attached to the exhaust pipe meant to reduce engine noise by using specially designed internal baffles and resonators. Most stock mufflers put performance considerations aside, in the interest of reducing noise. While smaller engines do not need a certain amount of backpressure to operate properly, most stock mufflers create too much back pressure and therefore reduce the performance capability of the engine. Aftermarket mufflers reduce the amount of backpressure on the engine and as a result, allow more noise to escape.

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[heavenbarnes]

I agree with the anon that suggested being passed around by the holland brothers!! (I’m a sucker for Tom and Sam, lol no pun intended)

i am finally doing this! i also just watched ‘call me by your name ‘again, which you can thank for the setting as i obviously know the holland’s do not live somewhere in northern italy x

Turning the page in your text book, you smiled as the warm sun ghosted over your face. The sounds of the water splashing behind you acted as white noise, aiding with your focus.

You had to be thankful for the Holland family, allowing you to stay at their beautiful home in the North of Italy whilst you studied. The parents were so inviting, ready to answer any question you had, anything to help your studies.

Their sons were kindly as well. Each of them paying special attention to you, the older three in particular. They floated about in the stone pool, whilst you rested on the edge revising. You just enjoyed their general presence.

“Don’t you think you’ve exhausted that beautiful mind enough for today?” Harry asked, swimming to your side.

He pushed the curls back out of his eyes and rested both arms beside you. You smiled down at him, droplets falling from his skin to your thigh as your leg dangled in the water.

“Not at all, you can never ever be over-educated!” 

“True, but you can allow yourself to have fun every now and then.” Sam spoke up from his spot on his back in the middle of the pool.

“What do you call the dancing and drinking in the square last night, Sam?”

All three of you chuckled, thinking back to the bright lights and the cigarette smoke. The way you all intertwined on the dance floor. The heat doesn’t dissipate until at least 11pm on these Italian summer nights, you could find the three of you out till sunrise.

“I think he just means that you’re allowed to treat this like the holiday it is.” Tom’s voice interjected among you all.

You were closest to the eldest Holland brother. The moment you’d stepped out of the car, the twins taking your bags to your room and leaving you with their elder brother. He’d immediately reached up to brush a strand of hair from your forehead. His skin on yours set you on fire.

Fast forward to the day where you’d all played volleyball out on the grass, enjoying the hot sun. He’d snatched your water bottle from your hand and placed his hand on your shoulder as a sign of thanks. The more his skin touched yours, the more you longed.

He’d accused you of being too tense, pushing down on a knot in your shoulder. He leaned forward to hear the gentle moan you released at the feeling of his fingers kneading your sore muscles. Harry and Sam had watched from the grassy knoll to your right, knowing exactly what Tom was up to.

“I absolutely do, I just also understand that this degree wont earn itself.” You looked out to the men, pushing your sunglasses up your nose.

Harry’s hand left the edge of the pool, coming to rest on your thigh. The cool water transposed with the heat of the sun made the smallest bumps scatter across you. That and the fact he was touching you rather intimately.

He gave you a cheeky grin, letting his fingers trace gentle patterns there. You looked over to his brothers, seeing that familiar glance you’d experienced the other day. They were so in-tuned to one another, always knowing what the other was up to at any one time.

“You’ll definitely get there, just don’t want you burning yourself out.”

You shook your head, taking off your sunglasses and placing them on top of your book. You moved your things off the edge and onto the grass, swinging your other leg over to both feet were in the pool.

Harry swiftly grabbed your waist, pulling you into the pool to join them all. You squealed a little, feeling like you were falling through the air. It wasn’t until you found Sam at your other side, righting you and you suddenly felt secure. 

You realized how close they’d all become around you, feeling Sam’s breath fanning over your shoulder. Your eyes drifted up to see Tom sitting in front of the water feature, watching the three of you in front of him.

“Will you let us take care of you?” Sam whispered, lips coming down to press tiny kisses to your shoulder.

It caught you a little by surprise, feeling Harry’s hand drift under water to touch your lower back. His fingers played with the delicate ties on your bikini bottoms, knowing that any swift move could have them floating to the surface.

Tom waded through the water towards you, hand resting on the side of your neck. All of their attention on you was making it hard to think, your mind was spilling over at the thought.

“My brother asked you a question, be a good girl and answer him.” Tom’s accent whisked past your ears and made your heart rate pick up.

It was obvious Tom was the one in control here, everyone listened to his every word. There was an unspoken hierarchy here and now, and it was obvious you were at the very bottom. Where you dreamed of being.

“Of course I’ll let you.”

Tom led you towards the large house, he twins flanking either side of you. Your skin went cold as you walked under the shade of the peach trees, the sun disappearing for a moment. You all walked in silence, past the ladies preparing tonight’s dinner in the kitchen. You could hear Mr. and Mrs. Holland in the library, going through photo slides together.

You all managed to avoid that side of the house, knowing they’d be wise to all 4 of you moving together. You drifted up the sweeping staircase, knowing exactly where you were headed for. Your room had a king size bed in the middle of it, wire-framed for you to grip onto. The balcony faced the back, looking out over the orchard.

To see onto the balcony you had to stand in the third row of trees in the orchard, fourth tree along. A very specific spot that not many people knew of. The three boys knew, and so did you. So it made sense that they’d be waiting there when you had you morning coffee in the sun, seemingly forgetting you top.

The door was closed behind you all, leaving you all in silence. Aside from your labored breathing as it dawned on you what was just about to occur. Sam stepped behind you, fingers going to the knot of your bikini top.

“Do you mind?” He whispered, breath making the hairs on your neck stand up.

“Not at all.”

He gave a gentle tug at the top tie, and then the bottom. Once your chest was exposed, his two brothers studied you like artwork. Having their eyes on you should’ve made you nervous, instead it set off a heat inside of you. Sam brought his long fingers to your stomach, trailing them up to your breasts.

“Can I touch you?”

“Yes, please.”

He cupped both of your breasts, rolling your nipples in his fingers. Harry watched the way your eyes drifted shut, stepping forward to get in on what was happening. He brought his thumb to your lips, trailing the pad of it along your lower lip. You welcome the finger into your mouth, sucking gently as Sam touched you so gently.

Harry brought his free hand to your bottoms, making light work of the tie there. Once that piece of fabric had fallen, there was hushed gasps all around. There was no embarrassment in the air, only hushed moans and pleasure.

Harry’s fingers very gently touched your slit, feeling the wetness that didn’t come from the pool. You had done a very good job at keeping your cool exterior, it was hard to know you were leaking desire for them.

“Boys,” Tom spoke from beside them, he’d been watching patiently. “Lay her out for me.”

No questions asked, Harry hooked a hand under each of your thighs and walked you to the bed. He dipped you down, your back coming in contact with the soft duvet. Sam helped lay you out, you arms stretched up towards him. You coyly played with the strings on his trunks, wanting to see what hid beneath.

He chuckled at your cheeky action, stepping just out of reach to join his brothers. Harry unwrapped your legs from his waist, spreading them nice and open for their viewing pleasure. The three boys stood before you, casting their gazes down.

The drank in what was displayed to them, you dripping cunt glistening in the afternoon sun. Your breasts, scattered with goose-bumps from the change in atmosphere. Your beautiful skin completely exposed to them. 

“Sam, she seemed eager to get you out of your clothes.” Tom’s voice brought everyone to attention. “Why don’t you see what she is made of.”

Sam happily obliged, stepping forward and tapping one of your hips, You sat up on the bed, sliding right to the edge so you were eye line with his lower-abdomen. You took in a deep breath, drawing in his scent. You wasted no time in undoing his shorts, pushing them to his thighs.

His length sprung free before you, eager for you to get your lips wrapped around it. You licked a fine stripe from the base to the tip and sunk it straight down your throat. This elicited a moan straight from the depths of Sam’s chest, his fingers grabbing onto your hair. You bobbed your head, fingers lifting his balls into your palm.

Your nose nuzzled into the patch of hair at the base, feeling him touching the back of your throat. As you hollowed your cheeks, you felt the way he rolled his hips for you. He couldn’t help but cry out a little as you came back up, lips now headed for his balls. You knew a thing or two about a thing or two, and you were determined to show him.

“Do you think you could keep both of my brothers happy at the same time?” Tom spoke up, you darting out from Sam’s side to confirm what he was saying.

Sam looked back over his shoulder at Harry who had a matching smirk. Harry stepped to you, undoing his shorts to drop them for you. Your left hand worked Sam’s length, mouth going straight to Harry’s newly exposed cock.

It was a little hard to keep up the multi-tasking, possibly due to the fact you were also leaking arousal onto the bed beneath you. The twins stood exposed before you and were giving you their undivided attention, your head swelled with excitement.

You pulled Harry out from your throat, swirling your tongue around his sensitive head. His hand also went to your hair, trying to get you as close as possible. You worked both of them in your hands, looking up to see them smiling down at you. You must’ve looked a sight, spit on your chin and a cock in each hand.

“Beautiful girl, don’t you think?” Sam spoke, hand grabbing one of your breasts.

“A good girl, too.” Harry agreed. “Tom, just you wait.”

You peeked between the twins, seeing Tom lent against the wall as he palmed himself through his bottoms. You could tell he was imaging about what he’d get to do to you. The way he’d take you, his brothers holding you down so you were as compliant for him as possible.

You swapped between each twin, sinking your mouth onto each one as you jerked off the other. Their moans sounded so lovely as they circled around the room. Both of them were tensing, ready to bust a load on you at any moment. You were so skilled with your hands and tongue.

You sped up the twist of your wrists, bringing their heads to your tongue and flicking between the two. They both tipped their heads back, almost in sync. You rocked your lower half slowly, feeling the rough edge of the duvet rub against your clit.

Sam removed your hand from him, stepping back to tug himself towards your face. Harry caught on shortly after, looking to do the same. You looked up with the biggest smile on your face, completely open and ready to be covered by the brothers.

As soon as you felt it hit your skin, you couldn’t help but let out a groan. One of your hands came to tease your clit a little, the overwhelming sense of arousal taking over. You felt the come spread across your cheeks and chin, dripping down your neck a little.

You did your best to lick up what you could, the twins watching you with dark eyes as you acted so vulgar. How could a girl so pretty also be so nasty. Tom passed you a t-shirt, letting you clean yourself up before he got to have his way with you.

He stepped to you, hand dipping down and cupping your cunt. You gasped a moan, grabbing onto his muscled arm. He smiled devilishly, letting his fingers pleasure you slowly as you bucked up towards him.

“Would you like me to fuck this little pussy?” He asked, lips nipping at the skin of your collarbone.

“I want nothing more.”

“Have you thought about it before?”

“Most nights, I touch myself thinking about you boys taking me in turns.”

“You’re a dirty little girl, aren’t you?”

“I’m your dirty little girl.”

He chuckled and you heard it rumble up his body. He pushed you back, motioning for Sam to pull you further up the bed. Tom crawled between your legs, ridding himself of his shorts first.

His length was leaking, beads of precome dripping from the head and making your mouth water. He lined himself up with your entrance, spreading your arousal around. He collected some of it to run along his length, coating himself for you.

He slipped in so gently, one hand resting on your stomach to feel himself filling you up. He sat up on his knees, pulling your lower half up for the best angle. He pushed his hips once, listening to the way you reacted to the feeling. The cries of pleasure came spilling from your lips.

Tom grinned, bearing down and speeding his thrusts up. You breath caught in your throat, unable to form any kind of thought at the moment. Tom was driving right into that spot, making the wetness leak from you. You reached your hands above you, coming into contact with skin.

Sam appeared before you, leaning down to press kisses along your jaw. You grabbed his hair, pulling his lips to your own. He tasted like apricot juice, his tongue easily pushing past yours and exploring your mouth. You moaned for him, for his brother too.

Harry came to your other side, sitting beside you and placing one hand on your chest. He tugged at your nipple, rolling it in his fingers and enjoying the way you moved your chest to him. His other hand came between you and Tom, gently toying with your clit.

It was an overload of the senses, all three boys paying you this kindness and there was no way you’d be able to hold yourself together. They knew exactly what they were doing. Sam pulled back from your mouth and you could see their wicked smiles.

“I’m going to come, please don’t stop.”

Tom pushed forward, propping himself up on his hands and kicking his legs behind him. He laid on top of you, jack-hammering his hips into yours. The squeal you let out bounced off the walls and out the window, spreading across the orchard.

He filled you so perfectly, making your walls contract and squeeze around him. You longed to milk his cock, to feel him release inside of you. You wouldn’t have to wait long, the look on his face told you he was close.

You were egged on by the three men, whispering words of encouragement and pushing you towards your impending release. The tight coil in your stomach slowly started to unravel, the heat spreading across your whole body.

Your hands came up to grasp Tom’s shoulders, walls contracting tight and a loud moan slipping out of your mouth. You shuddered and jerked, the orgasm hitting you harder than ever before. Sam held your shoulders down and Harry your waist.

They kept you nice and still so Tom could finish himself, their cool hands feeling like heaven on your burning skin. Tom’s mouth dropped open, stuttering as his hips stilled and he let out a cry. You felt his seed spread inside of you, making you feel like you now belonged to him.

He pulled out slowly, watching the way you leaked the juices like a ripe peach. You lay there completely spent, coming down from the unimaginable high. Tom found that same shirt, cleaning himself up but ignoring the mixture of arousal at the meeting of your thighs.

He let it drip from you, reminding everyone in the room of just who was in charge around here. His fingers gently trailed up your thigh, gripping your hip and making you look into his eyes.

“That’s our good girl.”

[thorne93]

Tag Game

I was tagged by the fantastic @arrow-guy 

Their Questions:

1. What’s your go-to junk snack?

Probably kettle cooked chips - original - lays. They’re kind of a weakness. I’m not a huge “sweets” person unless a random craving hits.

2. What was your obsession as a kid? (i.e: Horses, cats, fairies, ghosts, etc.)

Oh gosh, i probably had several. I had a huge Lisa Frank phase i think for all of like 5 years old until... now? I still love that shit, lol. I don’t buy it but i love it. I also had a huge unicorn and carousel phase, and a dolphin phase. 

3. What was the first book that made you like reading?

Well, the first book I remember reading was a Sesame Street book, but I always loved reading and learning. But I think the first like “hey this is fun” books were R. L. Stine’s Fear Street. I read those when I was like 6-7. Teens murdering other teens, good stuff. lol

4. What was your first cell phone? Did you ever break it?

My first cell phone was a Blackberry 8800? I think is what it was called. No, I never broke it. I *think* it eventually just kind of got old? That or it got wet. I know two of my phones got wet. One of them I talked on it in a downpour as I walked to my car, the other one got knocked in a sink full of water. I immediately pulled it out, put it in rice, sucked out the water, hair dried it, and everything, but the software was just FUCKED after that. The keyboard was whack. I tend to try and baby my cell phones and I hold onto them until they’re just nothing left of them.

5. What’s your favorite pen?

Right now? Okay so my mom has these papermate pens for her work. They have a fine ass tip on them and I love them.

6. What’s the first Disney film you can remember seeing?

That I can remember? uuuh, gosh... I want to say Cinderella / Snow white? But when I was like 2, we have a home video of me getting Lion King shit and I was stoked, but to be honest, I didn’t remember ever seeing Lion King. I was in my 20′s  before I ever actually sat down and saw the damn movie.... So idk ...

7. What do you collect?

What do I collect?? hmmm. Faberge eggs. Movie posters. Figurines (not POP). Artwork. Marvel artwork/posters

8. What’s your favorite Oscar award-winning movie?

Midnight In Paris

9. Do you put stickers on your laptop/water bottle?

I do! for one thing, twice, my family has bought like 3 similar looking laptops arund the same time, so I like to personalize mine in case we all have them at the table or something, i can find it quickly. I do it to my wallet too. 

10. Who was the craziest teacher/professor/instructor you had while you were in school? What were they like?

Ohhh craziest, that’s tough. Crazy fun, or crazy mean? Well crazy-fun would be my high school physics teacher. He was a FANTASTIC teacher. For one thing, he got me to love physics. He’s the first teacher i ever had who actually cared that I didn’t understand the material. But he did shit like, he got the song “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz to sing “Hey oh, Galelio” for our astronomy class (I had him junior year for advanced physics, and senior year for astronomy). He was always funny and just, he had the same humor I had. He even liked the same music as me (rock/grunge/alternative)... Like if he tripped over his chair he would go “back off chair!” and like taking his yard stick and pretend to attack it, but not in an awkward cringey way, it was funny as hell. Crazy mean.... Shit, where do i start, I had a lot of shitty teachers... But i guess the worst one, was a teacher who got mad because I got up to blow my nose while she was out of the room. Not to mention all my FUCKING AWFUL PROFESSORS...

11. Are you registered to vote?

Yes, funny story -- I made this vow when i turned 18 to never get registered to vote bcuz i think the electoral college has the final say so and I was like my vote doesnt matter.... But one day, last semester, someone stopped me on campus and said “are you registered to vote?” i was just going to say “no” and then when they asked “would you like to be?” i was gonna be like “no thanks” but instead, I just suddenly decided “sure, i got 5 minutes” and did it. like, it was no big dealio. So yes, I’m registered. yes I voted. 

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My questions:

1) Have you ever witnessed anything magical?

2) If you could change one event in history, what would it be?

3) What is one thing you’d like to do without any repercussions?

4) What’s the best compliment you’ve gotten?

5) Is your first instinct usually right on someone, or do you always seem to end up wrong?

6) Do you still talk to anyone you knew in middle school?

7) What’s the best vacation you’ve been on?

8) Have you ever won any contests/sweepstakes? If so, what’d you win?

9) Would you rather have unlimited athletic potential (play any sport easily) OR have unlimited musical potential (play any instrument with ease?)

10) Build me your best cast line up. You don’t need a plot, or even a genre. Just give me your favorite actors that you think would be great in a film together. 

11) Have you ever overcome a huge fear? If so, how did you do it? Do you still fear it sometimes or is it gone?

@sorryimacrapwriter @carryonmyswansong @mrs-dragneel-stark-solo @thejemersoninferno @xxqueenofisolationxx @like-a-bag-of-potatoes

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Tag your it

Rules:answer 30 questions and tag 10 tumblrs.

I was tagged-ish by @dolanxsmiles

1. Nickname-technically I don't have one, but I don't do go by my middle name in real life (Jade).

2. Gender-female♀

3. Star sign- Aquarius!!♒

4. Height- 5'4"

5. Time- 6:43pm

6. Birthday- February 9.

7. Favourite Band- 100% Green Day! I started liking them back as far as I can remember. My family didn't even really listen to them, so idk exactly how I got into them back then. I only recently went through their discography though. I like other bands too, but Green Day tops all for me.

8. Favourite Solo Artist- Again, this is really easy. My absolute favourite solo artist is Adam Lambert. I love his voice, and how effortless singing seems to come for him.

9. Songs Stuck In My Head- none currently. Probably because I'm listening to music, so it has no time to get stuck. But, a song that always gets stuck in my head is All Of Me by John Legend.

10. Last Movie I Watched- Guardians of the Galaxy was the last full movie. It came on tv the other day, and I actually had time to sit and watch.

11. Last Show I Watched- Fuuu.... Miraculous Ladybug? Idk, but it's definitely the last show I was looking at on Instagram that I've actually watched.

12. Why Did I Create My Blog- Purely to scroll through Tumblr and look at things that I'm currently obsessing over (believe me that happens a lot, I've got an obsessive personality).

13. What I Post- Mostly whatever I feel like. I don't have any set things, just what I'm fangirling over, or what I need to rant about. Unfortunately I forger to reblog about 99.99999%of the posts I like, so people don't actually see what I'm into all the time

14. Last Thing I Googled- Pretty Snakes, because my friend mentioned she was scared of them, so I tried showing her how pretty they were to help. It didn t work.

15. Any Other Blogs- yes @alexandriareadandwatch I just post my reactions to certain shows and books on there. Haven't done so in a while though because I've been too busy

16. Do I Get Asks- Not really. I mean it's open if anyone wants to ask me something, but I've never got one.

17. Why Did I Choose My URL- because I fangirl over shit on this account, lol. I feel like it's pretty self explanatory.

18. Following- 74 blogs

19. Followers- 27, somehow.

20. Favourite Colours- Purple, then Pink, then Jade Green.

21. Average Hours of Sleep- probably about 5hours? That seems about right to me

22. Piercings- I have my ears pierced, but nothing else. I want to get more ear piercings (which isn't that unlikely). Also I want to get my nose pierced (which will look fine), and my eyebrow, which I don't even think will suit my face, but I still really want it. I won't get those last two while I live with my parents though.

23. Instruments- I tried guitar when I was younger, but I didn't have the time to actually play it.

24. What I'm Wearing- athletic pants, a dry fit shirt and a sweat top. I'll change soon, I'm just waiting on the shower first.

25. How Many Blankets Do I Sleep With- ok, I actually have 3 comforters on my bed rn. I use them with my pillows to have my own little nest like sleeping space.

26. Dream Job- Author, like everyone else on Tumblr, lol. I also really want to get into research for science, don't know what branch though.

27. Dream Trip- well, if this is a Dream then I 100% want to go to Hogwarts. But Camp Half-Blood is a close second, lol. But seriously I don't have much money, so I tend not to think about that too much.

28. Favourite Food- anything chocolate.

29. Nationality- Canadian🇨🇦

30. Favourite Song- oooh, I have a lot. By Green Day, Jesus of Suburbia, Wake Me Up When September Ends, Good Riddance, Longview, definitely more. By Adam Lambert, Whattaya Want From Me (acoustic), Outlaws of Love, Fever, Sleepwalker, Runnin', and Ghost Town also more. Others, Bring Me To Life (Evanscence), Pumped Up Kicks (Foster the People), Take Me To Church (Hozier), All of Me (John Legend), Its My Life (Bon Jovi), Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana), Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen), Unfaithful (Rihanna), Bittersweet Symphony (The Verve), Rocket Man (Elton John), Enter Sandman (Metallica), Uprising (Muse), Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol), Numb (Linkin Park), Come As You Are (Nirvana), Iris (The Goo Goo Dolls), Mother Mother (Tracy Bonham), Freak on a Leash (Korn), Sombody Told Me (The Killers), Mr. Brightside (The Killers), Viva La Vida (Coldplay), Don't Stop Believin' (Journey), Roots (Imagine Dragons), My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Fall Out Boy), Legend (The Score), Houdini (Foster the People), Chelsea Dagger (The Fratellis), The Mystic (Adam Jensen), The Pretender (Foo Fighters), Helicopter (Bloc Party), The Phoenix (Fall Out Boy), Monkey Wrench (Foo Fighters), Never Too Late (Three Days Grace), Never Say Never (The Fray), Surrender (Less Than Jake), Sweater Weather (Kurt Hugo Schneider), Save You (Simple Plan), I Swear This Time I Mean It (Mayday Parade), Heart By Heart (Demi Lovato), Raise Your Glass (P!nk), Dead Memories (Slipknot), Even Flow (Pearl Jam), Seven Nation Army (The White Stripes), Blurry (Puddle of Mudd), Kids (MGMT), Kings and Queens (Thirty Seconds to Mars), Before You Start Your Day (Twenty One Pilots), To the End (My Chemical Romance), You Oughtta Know (Alanis Morissette), The Last Of the Real Ones (Fall Out Boy), Crawling (Linkin Park), Implicit Demand For Truth (Twenty One Pilots), Cats in The Cradle (Ugly Kid Joe), Runaway Train (Soul Asylum), Miss Murder (AFI), Creep (Radiohead), Sober (Demi Lovato), With Arms Wide Open (Creed), Paralyzer (Finger Eleven), Youngblood (5 Seconds of Summer), and that's basically it for other artists. I considered cutting the list down, but I really couldn't decide what to get rid of. Oh well.

I don't know what to tag this, so I guess I won't be.

As for people I tag, I'm going to steal the idea dolanxsmiles had and just say if you want to do it go for it.