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The call is coming from inside the house, Dust
#UTDR#UTMV#My Art#Killer Sans#Cross Sans#Dust Sans#Horror Sans#Kross ship#Horrordust#Potentially#Could be gay could be friends could be a secret third thing (the autistic desire for pressure)#I just love the idea that Dust loves calling out Killer and Cross when he has the most queer-platonic relationship in the house#''oh he's sitting on you? you like having another man on top of you??'' (incoming dodgeball of karma)#He and Killer are not so different#Whether they like it or not#And both of them would probably enjoy being used as a pillow every now and then#Killer is just more forward and annoying about it lol#Nightmare has given up trying to understand how there can be twice as many seats as henchmen and they still end up on top of each other#This is just how mortals are he guesses
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The dynamics between Dan, Danny and Ellie are so funny to consider. Danny is far too used to handling Sam and Tucker at their worst and now he has an additional gremlin duo who picked up whatever madness was in Vlad's system when he decided cloning was a great idea. (Danny is highly aware that it is not a good thing to have more him in the world and has resolved to better avoid clone plots). Meanwhile Dan and Ellie will fight over the most random, inane things, but the minute it's about family they band together into a proper terror and the only beings able to stop them are Jazz in her disappointment if the situation calls for it, and sleep deprived Danny who does not realize his exhausted presence is like a terrifying parental figure catching their kid doing something stupid.
It gets even funnier when Jazz finally breaks out of the mindset that she needs to be in charge and instead enjoys herself, and so the only leash for the three most feral Fentons (honorary and named) is a perpetually tired teen/young adult.
Now drop that in Gotham.
#danny phantom#dc comics#danny fenton#jazz fenton#dan phantom#ellie phantom#dpxdc#batman#most of this idea isnt even involving the vigilantes but just the fenton family causing chaos by being over eager and excited#the fenton parents have been dealt with and vlad is in a corner getting psychiatric help#danny is just in gotham for a college thing to see if its worth the very decent scholarship#jazz is on a year break amd was travelling but danny made the mistake of mentioning what college he had applied at#dan is following jazz because the last time jazz was left alone she nearly incited an incident due to psychological analysis#ellie is following dan because she likes to annoy him#its just jazz bouncing around and interviewing rogues for a full three days#danny was busy with the college thing for the first two#dan and ellie were chasing jazz around when they realized danny was busy#the third day is a joker attack and he takes jazz#dan and ellie would have done something but danny found out first#and now theyre following like meep puppies while danny tracks her down#sees a clown#beats him to a pulp
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ORVILLE PECK Stampede Tour/2024 Performance Wardrobe
#orville peck#orvillepeckedit#dailymusicians#dailymenedit#musicedit#dailylgbtq#lgbtedit#usergay#costumesource#my edit#my gifs#video links will be in the replies shortly!#the way most of his outfits have jackets but he never keeps it on past the third song is SO ANNOYING#for the sake of the numbers i also included the cruise outfits even tho they're not stampede tour#revisiting those videos is hard for me... i deserve a treat
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Reminder for pride month that queerness is not limited to whiteness and if you erase non white queers, when talking about the community, every queer person who isn't white gets to throw rocks at you and shoot you out of a cannon 💖
#my random stuff#queer#queer community#tag storytime for my mutuals:#so; my 6th form wanted to do some stuff for pride month#so one of the guys in our year (he's queer- idk if he's got specific labels and white btw) printed out some photos of queer celebrities#those celebs being- ellen degeneres; troy sivan; judge rinder; adam lambert; and Kristen stewart#which annoyed me on like. 3 counts#first or all. ellen???? so many lesbian celebrities out there and you pick ellen??#second of all. where are all the ICONS of the community. like not just celebs well known to queers; but the ones straights know as well??#freddie mercury??? bowie?? elton?? even like. chappell roan would work better than the ones he picked#and third (and most annoying)#WHY ARE THEY ALL WHITE BRO????#i asked him about this and he said “dunno. i don't know any black queer people”#do you realise how that sounds??? you're just making that statement with zero self reflection????#dude; our community would not fucking exist today without queers of colour !!!#also like. Freddie Mercury; possibly THE MOST OBVIOUS CHOICE isn't white !!#there's people like megan thee stallion; janelle monae; ncuti gatwa; demi lovato; cynthia erivo; tyler the creator THE LIST FUCKING GOES ON#even if you want to keep the list mainstream; there's still loads!! a bunch that i didn't even put in that last tag!!#so this evening i basically compiled a powerpoint of queer and non white celebrities (as well as some of the icons he had overlooked)#and sent it to our head of 6th form saying “it upset me that all the pictures from today were all white. here's some non white queer people”#hopefully I'll get to put the pictures up tomorrow#this post is brought to you by a half chinese queer person#and if you say anything nasty on this post i will throw rocks at you and launch you from a canon
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genuinely i am going to say this once only because it’s the middle of the night but the level of tiktok hating i’ve seen on this app pisses me off so so so badly. you are not better than anyone else for not having tiktok downloaded, you are not smarter, you are not “more evolved.” tiktok is used by such a wide variety of people and of course there is low intelligence and empathy present on there, there is low intelligence and empathy EVERYWHERE. including here. there are also some of the kindest, most intelligent, most hopeful people i’ve ever seen. i do experience extremely low lows and high highs while scrolling tiktok because it is an insane range of content—it shows you pretty much everything you could ever imagine out of the range of human experience. i’ve seen a man who spent his life savings to buy out land and provide free housing for people. i’ve seen a woman document her journey to learn english and receive nothing but unconditional support and positivity. i’ve seen dogs learn how to “speak” and new mothers speaking openly about their depression and women encouraging each other to leave their abusive spouses. i have learned SO much in the last few years that i never learned in school. i guess really what i’m saying is that i don’t love the app itself so much as the power of human community, and it’s genuinely really upsetting and disheartening to see people continually shit on a platform that has done so much good for so many. it really does connect a lot of us to the world in a way that’s not comparably possible on any other app (yes, including this one), and i personally will be extremely upset if it really does get banned. not to mention how nobody should be championing government banning of any app, regardless of if you like it or not. just genuinely. can we cool it with the pretentiousness for a day or two. that is all i fucking want
#sorry long ranty post#i just like. genuinely i get so annoyed when people say shit like this#as if this app is not reblogging tiktoks half the time anyway.#and i do actually feel lucky for having tumblr as an additional ‘third space’#but that’s not the case for a lot of or even most people.#that Was their space and furthermore that was their livelihood#i think there is so so much value on there and i can’t comprehend why anyone would disregard it entirely#like personally do i think twitter is a cesspool. Yes. but i’m sure there is some value and community on there as well#like there is on ANY APP.#god.#ok goodnight sorry i will get off my soapbox now#tiktok#tiktok ban
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does anyone else start tweaking out a little bit when someone talks about how belos personally manipulated children and then they dont bring up the collector at all because i literally start crashing out a little
#this isnt an insult really its just annoying#‘the two children he manipulated and lied to’ and they only talk about hunter and luz. THERES A THIRD. THERE IS A THIRD.#THERE IS MOST CERTAINLY A THIRD!!!!!!#(i love luz and hunter guys trust me its just. they are like the ONLY two mentioned when ppl talk about how belos lies to people for#his own gain. they are most certainly not the only ones guys!!)#the owl house#toh#the collector#emperor belos#my post
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they kissed in the hot topic dressing room.
who do you think they would listen to
sonic : falling in reverse, millionaires, 3OH!3
shadow: brave little abacus, the sidekicks , defiance ohio
#i love to think sonic is the most annoying thing in the world#he is unbearable (I Love him So much.)#what if they were emo and scene and they kissed#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sth#sonic#scribbles#real emo/scene music connoisseurs don’t attack my artist choices#defiance ohio is more folk punk than emo but i couldn’t thing of a third ok#tell me ur fav emo/scene artists. i love listening to new music#i listen to more nu metal/industrial rock i Apologize if my choices r balls
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The team from my only time playing Heartgold!
#pokemon#crobat#jumpluff#ambipom#lanturn#espeon#typhlosion#not warrior cats#WARNING: RANT AHEAD!!#my most controversial pokemon opinion is that i HATE hgss#the level curve is terrible. the seventh gym leader has lower levels than the sixth??#the enemy teams use annoying evasion/status strats instead of being actually difficult#and also they only use kanto pokemon until the THIRD GYM. even after that it's just miltank until the SIXTH. where's the johto rep?#a lot of regional dex pokemon can only be found postgame?? like you can't use a togekiss or houndoom until the postgame. what.#and the fanbase is endlessly annoying about how they worship these games and hate every other game!! it's super irritating!!!#the only good things are the postgame and the following pokemon. but also. bdsp has both of those. and it's widely beloathed??#buuuuut i had to give these games a fair chance and defeat red. and i did. and it sucked.#but i still loved my team! i always do! so here they are! :)
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Ah, yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 5'2'' tall criminal best friend (who is also my childhood friend turn rival)
#jinx would be the most annoying third wheel ever#ezko#ekko#ezreal#jinx#league of legends#league of legends ekko#league of legends ezreal#league of legends jinx#my art
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he's got the fire and he walks with it
#utsukushii kare#my beautiful man#hira kazunari#kiyoi sou#hira x kiyoi#gifset#*brace's#//#not the first not the second not even the third nor the fourth person to associate hirakiyo to this song#but god am I the most annoying about it#this was made on a whim but I spent the whole night working on the coloring so I hope it doesn't look awful#I also had Hira's spirit hovering over me as a manifestation of my fear of not making Kiyoi justice. wanted to quit gifmaking forever#but now that is done I think it actually looks above my skill level so I'm very happy with the result#also!! especially for this occasion I finally learned how to make gradient text 😃😃#I got confused a few times and it took me an embarrassing length of time but look!! I did it!!#(for the theme of the set itself there is not much I wanna comment except ^*!!:-@*£shxbs@^& what a beautiful man what the hell)
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Ok but with Adam being terrible at cooking and Angel Dust being an Italian. Imagine Adam breaking the pasta in half before boiling it or him putting pineapple belong on pizza saying he likes it, those will literally leave Angel having a stroke at the sight.
I SAW THIS EXACT SAME JOKE BUT IT WAS ALASTOR IT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY
I WISH THEY'D TALK ABOUT ANGEL BEING ITALIAN MORE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
#in love with that#hazbin hotel#holydust#also isn't the pineapple on pizza mostly annoying to americans?#hawaiian pizza is like probably the second or third most popular pizza here lol#ask
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I was looking through more Fortune Street quotes, and I found this in Luigi's dialogue when Princess Peach is close to winning:
First I was like "Jesus Christ, Luigi, going right for the jugular, huh?"
Then I realized that line sounded familiar...
Certified Mr. L moment.
#Mario#Mr. L#Luigi#Super Mario Brothers#Honestly it makes sense that Luigi out of everyone would be the one who gets most fed up with all the kidnapping#And you know he's mostly annoyed on Mario's behalf since he's the one doing the rescuing on his own 50% of the time#Luigi (sitting his brother down for a conversation):'I know she needs help Mario but this is the third time this month#I'm not saying you shouldn't save her but are you SURE you're not at least a little annoyed by all this?'#Mario (in love and a bit of an adrenaline addict): *shrugs*
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Hello! I'm very late but from the prompt list, would you be able to write EstLiet with prompts 3 and 33? No worries if you're not up for it or no longer accepting asks though! <3
3. "Kiss me." 33. "You're cute with glasses."
No problem! Luckily, I didn't read the entirety of Return of the King before writing this, like I did a couple of years ago, so no high fantasy :) Instead, here's a romcom, featuring a Wacky Supporting Cast™ consisting of almost all of Eastern Europe, more talk of budgets than I expected, and a play I made up!
Names are pretty straightforward, I guess, (I write about these characters often enough) but since they almost never show up: Kveta is Czechia and Zdeno is Slovakia. I hope you like it <3
Send me a pairing and a number and I'll write you a fic!
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“Join the community theatre, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.”
As Tolys enters the theatre’s modest kitchen, he identifies the source of the grumbling as Eduard, who is scrubbing his hands at the sink and doesn’t seem to have noticed him.
“Well, maybe you shouldn’t ask the sound guy to paint, Borisov,” Eduard continues to himself.
“I see you’ve started monologuing too,” Tolys says, smiling when Eduard jumps in surprise, splashing water around. There is, somehow, a streak of red paint in his pale blond hair.
“It’s tempting,” Eduard tells Tolys while he walks over to make some coffee. “Is Raivis still going?”
“No, Dragos is doing his weird accent again and Erzsébet is yelling at him, as usual.” Tolys shrugs at Eduard’s incredulous look, with his eyebrows disappearing behind his hair. “It’s part of the charm.”
With a laugh, Eduard dries his hands. There is still some paint on his long fingers, flecks of gold and white over an old ink stain.
“And what do you do, Tolys?”
“Hm?”
“Well,” he says, leaning a hip against the kitchen counter and adjusting his glasses, “Raivis monologues, Erzsébet yells at people, Stefan keeps telling me I’m bad at painting. What’s your thing?”
Tolys doesn’t think he has a thing, but he tucks his hair behind one ear and says, “I guess you’ll have to find out,” so that Eduard raises an intrigued eyebrow and leans a little closer to him.
“I look forward to it,” he replies. “Any chance you can help paint the sets?”
Picking up his cup of coffee from the awful coffee machine he himself donated to the rickety community theatre building years ago, Tolys gestures for Eduard to lead the way. They pass through the main hall, where they speedwalk away from Erzsébet trying to drag them into her argument with Dragos about his ridiculous fake accent, and into a side-room turned workshop. The air is heavy with paint fumes.
Immediately, Stefan Borisov pushes a paintbrush into Eduard’s hand, all the while telling him he sucks at painting.
“I’m an accountant!” Eduard protests indignantly.
“Good, maybe you can find out why I have almost no budget.”
In response, Eduard rolls his eyes, and turns to a large plywood slab that must be a background, half-painted in some abstract pattern.
“What exactly… Is it?” Tolys asks him, and gets a grimace in return.
“I’ve been told it’s art deco, since the play takes place in the twenties.”
“Alright.” He tilts his head. “Well, I’m sure you have other talents.”
Stefan snorts on the other side of the room. Eduard narrows his light eyes at Tolys, who smiles into his coffee. It’s been nice, having someone new in the group who’s not yet used to the general chaos that is the theatre. Especially nice since Eduard has taken all the weirdness in stride so far. And, of course, since Tolys was immediately mesmerized by the man’s eyes when they were introduced, and Eduard has seemed more than happy to let him explain things so he could see much more of them—of all of him.
“I have plenty of talents, Tolys,” he says now. “I guess you’ll have to find out.”
“Hm. I look forward to that.”
Just then, Erzsébet storms into the room, agitatedly waving her hands.
“This is all your fault, Borisov!” she shouts. “You let him do his stupid accent one time—”
Stefan blithely continues measuring plywood, so Tolys sighs and tells her he’ll come talk to Dragos.
Not that it will help.
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Now that they’re a good while into preparations for this autumn’s play at the community theatre, there are finally things to do for Tolys, and for Eduard. The two of them are in charge of lighting and sound respectively, but have mostly been helping Stefan with the sets until the cast’s blocking was close to finished.
This evening after he got home from work, Tolys had been quite eager to get to the theatre if just to spend time in his control box with Eduard, but he hasn’t been able to find the man anywhere.
Not, at least, until he walks into a dressing room.
“Not to interrupt…” he starts slowly. “Feliks, you know he’s not in the play, right?”
In a corner of the room, Eduard is sitting stiffly in a folding chair, blond hair pulled back from his face with a bandana. He’s squinting in Tolys’s direction, his sea-green eyes even more striking than usual because they’re, for some reason, framed by dark eyeliner. Something has surely happened to his eyebrows as well, but Tolys has no idea what.
Feliks swivels to him on his saddle chair, pointing a thing of mascara his way.
“No, but!” He gestures at Eduard, who squints some more. “He’s got a very similar complexion to Raivis and I need to know what works, and Raivis is too busy doing stress monologues.”
Raivis is currently, as far as Tolys is aware, trying to teach Zdeno to longboard in the parking lot, much to Erzsébet’s dismay, but it’s a fair point otherwise.
“Are you done now?” Eduard asks Feliks faintly.
“No! Sit still.”
Tolys tries to shoot Eduard a reassuring smile but gets no reaction, and that’s when he realizes that the man isn’t wearing his glasses. And that, even more than the eyeliner, is what’s making his eyes stand out so much. He watches with fascination while Feliks puts the mascara on Eduard, who looks terrified the entire time. Having been part of several plays now, including as an actor, Tolys has come to realize that more makeup always seems to be needed than he expects beforehand.
“Is mascara really dependent on complexion?” he asks nonetheless. Feliks just grins and winks at him over his shoulder, and then tells Eduard he’s finished. Standing, he snaps his fingers.
“Tolys, what do you think?”
“I think…”
Eduard seems terrified to blink.
“Well, he looks very handsome.”
With a dramatic sigh, Feliks elbows Tolys in the side and rolls his eyes when he looks over, obviously amused.
“Can I put my glasses back on?” asks Eduard.
“Yeah, sure. I’m gonna go see if Raivis has some time to spare!” Feliks waltzes out of the dressing room with a jaunty salute.
“If Raivis has time, why did you need—” Frowning, Eduard crosses his arms.
Tolys walks over, spotting the man’s wire-rimmed glasses sitting on a table. He picks them up and hands them to Eduard, who smiles gratefully as he puts them on.
“I feel like an idiot,” he says morosely, standing up and looking in a mirror.
“Don’t worry, Feliks putting makeup on crew members is basically tradition. That’s his thing, I guess.” Even when, as they do, the roles change and someone else is in charge of the makeup. “Besides, I do think you look nice.”
“Nice, hm?” Eduard pulls the bandana from his hair. “That’s a step down from handsome.”
“I believe I said very handsome,” Tolys replies, feeling his face heat.
“Is that your thing?”
“Huh?” Handsome, tall men? Those certainly are. At least some of them.
“Compliments.” Eduard smiles, a slight mischievous edge to it that is exacerbated by the eyeliner, which makes him look roguish. Tolys didn’t realize that was his thing, but he has to admit, it’s working. He blinks, Eduard’s response filtering through to him. Compliments?
“Only when I mean them.”
“Alright, good to know,” Eduard says softly. And then, “Hold on, how am I going to get this off my face? I don’t own any makeup remover!”
“Surely there’s some around here?”
They both look at the array of bottles and brushes Feliks has left behind. Eduard pushes his glasses up and squares his shoulders.
“Right.”
They find the remover and some cotton pads quickly enough. Sighing, Eduard takes his glasses off again and leans very close to a mirror to start to wipe the makeup off.
“How did Feliks rope you into this, anyway?” Tolys asks, sitting down on Feliks’s chair.
“He said he had ‘experiments’ to do.”
“And you just went along with it?”
“Well, I didn’t know! And I’m not afraid of experiments.”
“I guess that’s good to know.”
Eduard chuckles. As he leans on the table with one hand, Tolys’s eye is drawn to the lean muscle in his forearm, moving under the pale skin. He wonders at it; surely, an accountant shouldn’t have such nice arms.
“You’re left-handed,” he observes, clearing his throat. Eduard hums as he scrubs furiously at one eye with a cotton pad.
“Yeah. Oh, I wanted to ask you something.” He picks up another cotton pad. The eyeliner has smudged everywhere, which is also very distracting.
“Yes?”
“Do you play any instruments?”
“Oh, not really. Learned to play the recorder in school, like everyone 20 years ago, but nothing since. Why do you ask?”
“I had this idea.” He switches to his other eye. Cringes. “Oh my god, that is very unpleasant.” He’s tearing up, and Tolys can’t help but laugh a little. “No, shut up. I hate when things are in my eyes. I swear I nearly had a panic attack when I tried contact lenses.”
“I’m sorry, that’s fair,” Tolys says, even if he’s still a little amused. “Anyway, I think… I think you’re cute with glasses, so that’s alright.”
For a moment, Eduard is silent, although Tolys can see him smiling in the reflection even as he scrubs makeup away.
“It’s cute now, is it?” he eventually asks, and picks up yet another cotton pad.
“Better or worse than nice?”
“It’s all great,” he says earnestly, still smiling.
“I’m glad.” Tolys pushes a hand through his hair, suddenly quite warm. “What was that about musical instruments?”
Wiping a last, clean, cotton pad across his face, Eduard puts his glasses back on and leans back against the table. Feliks would probably call it a vanity, but it really isn’t; it used to be a set piece, several years ago. When Eduard crosses his arms, the muscles in his arms move again, distractingly.
“I was thinking about background music. Or at least some musical stings. But I barely have the budget for stock sound effects, after getting that new microphone.”
The old microphone broke during the spring play’s last showing; Erzsébet needed to shout all her lines. Luckily, she’s very good at shouting.
“So you want us to do the music?”
“If there are enough instruments among everyone. I play a couple myself, and I can compose some things…”
“So those are some of the talents you mentioned?”
Eduard laughs, uncrossing his arms to grip the edge of the table. His hair is still a little wilder than usual, when it is very straight down his forehead, and the scrubbing at his face has left him flushed, and Tolys would love to see more of that. He’d also love to know just how strong his arms actually are. If he could push them down, maybe, if just to watch the muscles work.
“What instruments do you play?” he asks instead.
“Mostly piano, or keyboard.”
With those long fingers? That makes sense. Oh, that might be where the muscles come in.
“I think Feliks plays the piano.”
“Organ, actually,” Feliks interjects from where he’s appeared back in the doorway, Raivis trailing behind.
Eduard jumps, rattling the table. Feliks snaps his fingers at the both of them.
“Get out of here. I’ve got experiments to conduct.”
“Godspeed, Raivis,” Eduard mutters. Raivis shrugs, and Feliks winks at Tolys again as he leaves the dressing room.
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When Tolys enters the theatre, Iryna is singing. Apparently, she’s still upset they’re not doing a musical. This time, however, there is someone singing with her. It isn’t her sister, or Raivis, who is a great singer, but this voice is too deep to be his. Tolys knows Stefan can sing but just doesn’t, and so he has no idea who to expect until he opens the doors, leaving the summer heat outside, and sees that it is Eduard, who’s also playing the keyboard that’s somehow always left unattended somewhere in the building.
He has a very pleasant voice, a steady counter to Iryna’s nearly operatic vocals. It takes a moment for Tolys to realize that the song they’re singing is about the play, although most of the lyrics are pretty nonsensical. Are they making it up on the spot?
“Ah, Tolys,” says Kveta, apparently unimpressed as she enters the hall behind him. Eduard glances over and smiles, but his hands don’t falter on the keyboard.
Tolys greets Kveta. She taps his arm, and he reluctantly looks at her instead of at Eduard’s elegant fingers, or his arms. They’re very nice.
“Can I borrow you for a moment?”
“Are you doing experiments, too?” he asks her warily, eyeing her sharp eyeliner as she rolls her eyes.
“I just need a hand. I know you can sew.”
He can, so he follows her to the side room that’s been designated her workshop. It’s a little overwhelming in here, to be honest. With Kveta in charge of costumes, it was bound to be. Technically, she and Feliks share responsibility for makeup and wardrobe, and they are, from a creative standpoint, the best choices among them by far. Tolys does think the look of the play may end up outshining the actual play, though.
Kveta tells him to sew a trim to a dress that he thinks is for Nadzeya’s villain character, which is easy enough, so he sets to work at the sewing machine.
After a while, both Iryna and Eduard wander into the room, chatting amicably.
“Great!” Kveta says happily. “Iryna, I’ve finished the modifications to your suit.” She gestures her over, leaving Eduard to wander to Tolys’s corner of the room. Tolys looks up when he’s finished the trim.
“So, you sew,” Eduard says, sounding… Impressed.
“And you sing, apparently.”
Eduard shrugs, pushing his glasses up.
“That’s another talent. I can see why you volunteered to do the sound.” Tolys cuts the thread and flips the dress right-side-out.
“Well, I don’t think any of my many other talents would be useful at a theatre,” Eduard says, deadpan. He looks around at the explosion of fabrics and colors in the room. “Actually, I think I know where the budget went.”
“Yeah, we really shouldn’t have given Kveta free rein. There should be someone overseeing everything. Maybe for next year’s spring play.”
Iryna emerges, and Kveta makes a delighted noise that makes everyone smile.
“Maybe a little free rein,” Tolys amends. Iryna truly looks as though she’s stepped out of the 1920s. He holds both thumbs up at her, and she beams, and then he turns to Eduard, asking, “Do we have something to do?”
“Right, yes! Erzsébet wants to do the big reveal scene with Nadzeya and Raivis, and I think it will need lots of dramatic lighting.”
“Exciting.” He follows the man out of the dressing room. Eduard looks over his shoulder, curiosity in his eyes.
“Any reason in particular you know how to sew?”
“I, ah…” Tolys pushes a hand through his hair. “I do historical re-enactments. It’s very useful for that.”
“Really?” Eduard pauses in front of the door to their sound-and-lighting box, which is sure to be unbearably hot in the summer evening. He looks with something like wonder down at Tolys, which isn’t the reaction he’s used to receiving. “You know, I’ve always wanted to try that, it’s fascinating!”
“Yeah?” Tolys smiles. “Well, you know, everyone’s welcome. I’d be happy to help out.”
“What sort of time period do you… Re-enact?”
“Late medieval, mostly. I, ah, I’ve done archery since I was a teenager, and that’s the main reason I went in the beginning.”
“Archery,” Eduard says wonderingly, looking down at Tolys’s arms. “That’s very nice.”
“Any reason in particular you know how to sing, Eduard?”
“Ha!” He opens the door to the box, which does, unfortunately, feel like a sauna, so Tolys puts a chair in front of it to keep it open. “Mostly dumb luck.”
Fair enough. That reminds Tolys, though…
“Are you having any luck with the music thing?” he asks as they take their places behind the control panel overlooking the hall. Despite the general state of the building and possible misdistribution of the budget, the box is quite well-appointed. Tolys has never done lighting before, but he understands now why Zdeno was doing whole laser shows last spring; it’s very tempting to press all the buttons.
“Yes!” Eduard says enthusiastically. “Have you ever heard Dragos play the violin? He’s very good.”
“Really?” Tolys had no idea.
“And I wanted some jazz elements in there, you know, since it’s the twenties,” he continues. “No one has a trumpet, sadly, but Luca plays the saxophone, so that’s great.”
“Ah, yes, everyone knows about Luca’s saxophone. Dragos won’t shut up about it.”
Eduard snorts, putting his headphones on one ear so he can hear what’s happening on stage.
“He’s just proud of his brother.” Abruptly, he takes his headphones off again and swivels to Tolys, expression serious. “I have to ask. What’s the deal with Kveta and Zdeno? Are they related or married or what?”
Tolys laughs out loud, leaning back in his chair. “They do it on purpose, I swear! Every time someone new joins, they get confused. They’re siblings.”
“Real family affair around here, isn’t it?” Eduard asks, lips twitching with laughter as he puts his headphones on once more.
“You’re here because of your cousin,” Tolys reminds him.
“Yes, and she’s yelling at Dragos again. Also, I hope my brother never joins; he’s a horror fanatic.”
Oh no, that’s a bad idea. Tolys spent ages washing fake blood out of rented costumes a few years ago. Damn Dragos and his obsession with vampires. And Stefan, who had let him do his outrageous accent.
“Okay, ready,” Eduard is saying over the loudspeakers, so that it echoes through the empty hall. Tolys puts his headphones on as well and gets ready to push buttons.
-
“That looks really nice, actually!” Tolys enthuses, stepping back from the stage to take in the whole set.
“There’s no need to sound so surprised about it,” Stefan grumbles even as he gazes proudly at his work. Much like Kveta and Feliks, Stefan is the right person for this role, and he can actually work within a budget.
“Well, he saw me painting,” Eduard rationalizes. He’s sitting on the edge of the stage and typing on a laptop.
“I’ve heard you have other talents,” Stefan says dryly. “Right. Erzsébet! Give me a hand!”
She stomps onstage from the wings. Tolys hops up to sit next to Eduard, peering at his screen, from which he gleans nothing. It’s either accounting or music production, both of which might as well be magic to him. There are lots of colors.
Eduard glances at Tolys, the screen reflecting in his glasses, opens his mouth but doesn’t say anything, and then he shifts ever so slightly, until his thigh presses barely into Tolys’s. It’s a small, seemingly innocent movement that has Tolys’s heart skipping a beat anyway. Ever since the first time they met, he thinks they’ve both been aware that something could be there. It feels very much like it’s a matter of time, and he’s happy to let it play out.
“Anything I can help with?” he asks, knowing it’s probably futile.
“You can take a listen later and tell me what you think.”
“I don’t know anything about music.”
“That’s nonsense.” Eduard smiles at him. He’s close enough that Tolys notices he smells pleasantly like baked goods.
“Hey, Ed, can you come over here a second?” Erzsébet asks from behind them. “I have some questions.”
Nodding and throwing Tolys an apologetic smile, Eduard puts his laptop aside and clambers to his feet to go with his cousin. She’s the only one who calls him Ed; Tolys wonders if the man would mind if he did.
Feliks comes walking up to the stage, looking at his phone until he spots Tolys. For some reason, he’s wearing one of Luca’s costumes. One for when he’s a villainous henchman. Luca has a lot of roles; they really need more people to join.
“How’s it going with the new guy?” Feliks asks. He puts both elbows on the edge of the stage so he can lean his chin in his hands and look up at Tolys.
“He’s doing great, I think!”
“Sorry, I should’ve been more clear.” Feliks gestures with one hand. “How’s it going with your seduction of the new guy?”
“Seduction?”
“Courting?” he suggests, grinning, and then grinning even wider when Raivis, who is also wearing one of Luca’s costumes, comes up from the other side and says, “Wooing, surely.”
“Ooh!” Feliks snaps his fingers. “Romancing!”
“Guys,” Tolys says, looking back over his shoulder. “What is this, high school?”
“It feels like it sometimes,” Raivis says.
“You must’ve done a lot of very long presentations, then,” Feliks replies. Turns back to Tolys. “And I was homeschooled. Anyway, I’m not blaming you. He’s cute.”
“Very tall,” Raivis puts in, nodding sagely, as if that isn’t the first thing anyone would notice about Eduard. Well, aside from his eyes. Tolys puts both his hands over his warm face.
“No, like, really! I support you!” Feliks insists. “I just want to know how it’s going!”
“You want to gossip about it with Erzsébet, is what you mean,” Tolys mutters into his hands. “Look, it’s… It’s going. I’m not sure where yet, but it is.”
“Cryptic,” Raivis comments, while Feliks just sighs dramatically, although he’s grinning when Tolys looks at him, not unkindly. They’ve been friends for a long time, and he supposes it’s nice to know Feliks approves. Over the years, he’s proven quite insightful when it comes to his taste in men.
“Hey,” comes Eduard’s voice from behind Tolys once more, and one of the man’s hands lands gently on his right shoulder, “is there a reason everyone’s wearing Luca’s clothes?”
“Experiments,” Raivis just says, which makes Eduard chuckle warmly. He puts his other hand on Tolys’s left shoulder, long fingers gently pressing down, and Tolys bites his lip when Raivis quirks his eyebrows at him.
As Eduard thanks Feliks for his help with the music, Tolys leans his head back a little bit, and he can feel Eduard shift in response, until one of the man’s thumbs swipes over the collar of his T-shirt and across the bare skin of his neck. Surely, he must be able to feel Tolys’s pulse thundering?
“Right.” Eduard clears his throat. He pushes down briefly, so Tolys tilts his head further back to look up at him, meeting those sea-green eyes. What little hair Tolys has left out of his ponytail falls away from his face.
Eduard blinks, fingers curling against Tolys’s shoulders. Then, he smiles.
“Want to listen to some musical stings?” he asks, leaning down just a little bit.
“Sure.”
Stepping back, Eduard offers a hand to Tolys to help him up, which Tolys takes and uses to step close to him. In response, he only gets another smile, and Eduard bends down to retrieve his laptop, then gestures for him to come along.
“It really is going, huh?” Feliks asks. Raivis snorts, and Tolys laughs softly.
“It is,” he confirms, and follows Eduard to their box.
-
Somehow, things manage to get more chaotic as opening night approaches, but Tolys is certain it will all come together in the end, as it always seems to do. Luca’s doing all his costume changes in time now, Raivis has stopped his nervous monologuing, Dragos isn’t doing the accent anymore, and Iryna has remembered she’s supposed to act, not sing.
Nadzeya and Zdeno were already doing well, even if they both seemed disinterested at first.
All the budget going to costumes was worth it, Tolys thinks. Obviously, Kveta is just as concerned with historical accuracy as he is when it comes to his re-enactments.
It’s a shame, though, that Eduard won’t be wearing one of those nice suits Raivis has; Tolys has taken to imagining him in a waistcoat.
“Can I offer you some cake in this trying time?” the man in question is asking now, holding a Tupperware out to Tolys. Though he isn’t in a waistcoat, he has a nice blue shirt on, the sleeves distractingly rolled up to his elbows.
“Huh?”
“I made some cake,” Eduard elaborates. “Nothing fancy.”
Tolys gratefully takes a slice of cake, smiling up at him.
They’re in the foyer of the theatre, watching people come in—mostly family—to watch the dress rehearsal. There really isn’t any reason for there to be an audience during the dress rehearsal, but it’s a tradition started long before Tolys joined that everyone’s family and friends would show up to watch. This is also the reason, he thinks, that they have a relatively large number of siblings at the community theatre.
He waves at his mother as she arrives, and she blows him a kiss.
“Your mother?” Eduard asks, sounding amused. Tolys refuses to be embarrassed. Sure, he’s thirty-one, but he loves his mom.
“It’s for good luck,” he says.
“That’s nice. My brother gave me the finger.”
Tolys laughs at Eduard’s pained look, narrowly avoiding spraying cake crumbs everywhere.
“This is very good,” he says instead, swallowing. “Another talent, is it?”
“What, baking? I think that that’s more of an acquired skill.”
“There are people at re-enactments who make all these old recipes, over a fire and everything,” Tolys tells him, and Eduard lights up.
“That sounds so interesting!”
“Yeah, it’s…” Tolys smiles helplessly, a little taken aback by the full force of his enthusiasm. “I’d be happy to take you. You can borrow something of mine, even.”
Eduard’s gaze sweeps down Tolys’s body in a way that’s certainly not assessing if his clothes would fit, and Tolys shoves the last bit of cake into his mouth.
“That sounds great, I’ll have to take you up on that.” Eduard checks his watch. “We should go get ready now, though.”
They make their way to their box, the entrance to which is in an empty corridor outside the theatre hall. Tolys takes a deep breath, and Eduard turns to him, hand on the door handle.
“Are you nervous?” he asks with genuine curiosity.
“Not… Really. Not for myself, at least.” Tolys pushes a hand through his hair and looks up at Eduard to catch him blinking somewhat dazedly down at him. “I suppose I could always use…” He trails off, suddenly embarrassed.
Eduard raises his eyebrows, stepping closer and touching his arm briefly.
“What?”
“I was going to say… I could always use some more luck.”
Parting his lips, Eduard gazes down at him, until he smiles slowly.
“Well, certainly I could help with that. I have so many talents, after all.”
“You—” Tolys laughs, and then decides, might as well—it’s where it’s all been going—and reaches for Eduard’s collar, which reveals the dip of his throat, to fold his fingers into it. The man’s eyes widen, but he is still smiling. He touches Tolys’s arms again, this time lingering.
“Maybe I could sing you a song,” he muses teasingly. “Or write a piece of—”
“Eduard?”
“Hm?” He leans down when Tolys gently tugs at his collar, fingers trailing up his forearms.
“Kiss me already.”
He does, leaning down until Tolys meets him halfway, turning his face into the gentle slide of his lips. It’s soft, but it sparks through Tolys nonetheless, especially when Eduard pulls him closer by the waist until their bodies are touching.
“So…” Eduard starts, straightening just slightly and looking down with half-lidded eyes. “Another talent?”
Tolys grins. “That’s pretty presumptuous, Eduard.” He slides his hands up and around his neck, pulling him down again while he laughs.
This time, he catches Eduard’s bottom lip between his own briefly, which gets him a surprised little sound, Eduard’s fingers flexing on his waist, before the man tilts his head and parts his lips. It’s definitely going, Tolys thinks, pushing his fingers into Eduard’s hair.
He can’t tell how long they just stand there in the warm corridor, kissing slowly; all he knows is that Eduard looks beautifully flushed when they finally part, and somehow his glasses have been knocked askew. Tolys untangles one hand from his hair to right them.
“Yeah, cute,” he mumbles. Eduard laughs, eyes bright.
“Is that enough luck?” he asks.
“I suppose we’ll have to see.” Tolys blinks. “Uh, we really should get in there.”
“Right!”
They untangle themselves hurriedly. Tolys fixes Eduard’s collar, which makes him grin.
“That’s the thing, isn’t it?” he asks as they enter their dimly-lit box and take their places. “Your thing. It’s being helpful.”
“Eduard, I have many things.” Tolys quirks his eyebrows at him, and puts his headphones on.
-
“Oh my god, they’re both doing the accent,” Eduard says, distraught. “Tolys, is it normal for dress rehearsal to be such a mess?”
“Not… This much,” he replies, mostly very amused. Dragos and Nadzeya, who play the main villains, somehow sound both more menacing and absolutely ridiculous at the same time.
Earlier, Zdeno tripped over nothing and took Iryna down as well, and that apparently had been distressing enough that Raivis started stress-monologuing until they shut down both light and sound to end the scene. Then, Eduard had played one of his jazzy stings but somehow much too loud, and even the two of them had heard Erzsébet yell, “What the hell?” in shock.
At least, it’s almost time for the intermission. It won’t be as long as when they do actual performances, the next few weeks, but it’s something. The audience, at least, seem to think the accent is hilarious.
“They probably won’t do it again,” he tells Eduard, who is by now standing up and leaning forward over his control panel as if to see the stage better.
“No, because Erzsébet will murder them.”
“Could be.” Tolys changes the lights for the last scene, which is, unfortunately, one where Raivis speaks a lot and therefore has a high chance of monologue.
Honestly, it’s pretty impressive, the way he stays in-character as the prince the whole time.
“There he goes,” Eduard muses, gesturing.
Tolys decides to center the spotlight on Raivis, and Eduard laughs, glancing his way.
“I guess it wasn’t enough luck.”
“Well.” Deciding not to think too much about it, Tolys stands. He’s delighted when Eduard turns around eagerly, slouching against the control panels so that he can easily crowd close to him and kiss him again.
Now, Eduard pushes one hand into Tolys’s hair, and Tolys grasps his hips where they rest against the table, slotting their legs together. Eduard makes a hoarse noise in the back of his throat when Tolys swipes his tongue over his lips, and he puts his hand on the control panel as he pushes back. Tolys presses his own hand over Eduard’s, and they’re definitely pushing buttons but he’s not sure he cares, not when Eduard’s long fingers are tangling in his hair frantically and the edge of his glasses digs into Tolys’s nose and he gasps into his mouth when Tolys slides his other hand up until his fingers brush heated skin.
Tolys lets his hand linger when he pulls back to look up at Eduard’s flushed face. Then, he glances at the stage, where lights are swirling in a pattern he’s sure he never programmed and Raivis is still speaking over a rising wave of sound, somehow steadily.
“It’s bad, isn’t it?” Eduard asks, lips against his temple, his breath hot on his skin.
“Oh no,” Tolys replies, grinning up at him. “It’s very good.”
With both hands, he pushes every single slider down as Raivis’s monologue crescendoes, and then he tugs Eduard away from the control panels.
“I think we need a lot more luck for after the intermission.”
-
“It’s going, huh?” Feliks asks.
“It’s going,” Tolys confirms with a grin.
“Yeah, I thought so. Your shirt is inside-out.”
fin.
#I get annoyed listing human names so I'm glad a lot of this group has well-established ones#estliet#hetalia#scarlettlillies#quaestiones#Phyripo writes things#I tried writing this from est's pov first and idk what it is about him but somehow it never comes out quite right when it's estliet#it's very odd#aph estonia#aph lithuania#I was looking at my ao3 stats and literally my third most popular fic by bookmarks AND kudos is estliet#which I wasn't expecting!#I'm very fond of that fic
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Y'all don’t ever let me loose on r/dsmp I cannot stand the amount of blatant lore incorrectness. Once again I can’t even get to argue people’s actual “takes” because I’m too busy correcting their facts like… ugh
#once again tempted to make third account where I just go everywhere and lore correct like all parts of the fandom I infiltrate until the#facts are heard by at least most people because omg it makes me insane… how do people even talk confidently talk about what they clearly#didn’t even watch like you won’t see me analyze Hannah’s life cuz I didn’t watch it like the audacity#*pulls hair*……… it’s also hard cuz I don’t want to was them back here so I can’t use my clip links which is annoying :/#anyways…… I blame the person who gave me the pop quiz for the carnage I have done lol :)#flora things
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gonna be real, bethesda was using an EXTREMELY loose definition of "curated" with creation club content. guys your outsourced DLC you're charging people for needs half a dozen third party mods to actually integrate it cleanly into the game. the dialogue isn't even voiced guys.
#I use the anniversary edition content picker because I mostly got it for wild horses and can't stand the majority of it#even aside the fact that the quality on most of it is not DLC-level#a lot of it just does not fit into the game#and I will freely admit that some of it is nitpicky#like the added whiterun player home that includes a random deciduous tree that is very much not native to the region#because everyone desperately wants this game to be set in medieval europe for some reason#and cannot fathom aesthetics that might fall outside of the most basic high fantasy norms#but idk man if I'm paying money TO BETHESDA for content they allegedly 'curated' for a game that#for all its flaws#is overall very aesthetically cohesive#then I think nitpicking is reasonable#look I don't care if you put random deciduous trees all over your free nexus player home that's your choice I don't have to download it#but not in content that 1. bethesda itself expects me to pay them for and 2. I cannot remove or turn off once I have it#(except with yet another third party mod)#sorry I just have had beef with the creation club since day one#even the name annoys me#like they invented the concept of mods for their decade-old game known for its thriving modding community
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Ahleri will be mortified when she wakes up
#Strahliana#Ahleri#Conell#Zhahara#ellennart#my ocs#Zhahara is the most reluctant third wheel wingman#though she does somewhat enjoy watching them both suffer despite how annoying they are
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