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The Great Malevolent Timeline AKA Just How Frequently Can John And Arthur Divorce And Remarry?
Updated through: Episode 7: The Island
Season 1 Totals!
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 18h 37m
Divorces: 3
Remarriages: 2
Murders: 4
(Would Be) Fatal Wounds: 2
Episode 1: The Dark World
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 48m
Total Time Elapsed: 0h 48m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 1 (big oof Parker)
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 2: The Missing Girl
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 47m
Total Time Elapsed: 1h 35m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 1 (Eddie)
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 1 (Car Crash!)
Episode 3: The Mansion
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 37m
Total Time Elapsed: 2h 12m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 0
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 4: The Voices
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 37m
Total Time Elapsed: 2h 49m
Divorces: 1? Tbh this is three smaller ones but this is the first time we hear them fight so I'm counting them
Remarriages: 1
Murders: 1 (Kellin)
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 1 (Stab wound!)
Episode 5: The Gift
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 33m, 30d passed since Ep 4
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 3h 19m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 1 evil creature of another world
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 6: The Hill
Episode Time Elapsed: Episode runs 0h 36m but Ep 5 was at 2am and Ep 6 picks up right where we left off and occurs early morning so I'm arbitrarily saying 4h 36m to put us at approximately 7am.
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 7h 55m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 0
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 7: The Island
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 42m, 10 hours elapsed since Ep 6 as we open near sunset.
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 18h 37m
Divorces: 0, barely
Remarriages: 1
Murders: 0
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
#To make sure this is accurate I'll be making this timeline concurrent with my post-S5 finale relisten#and updating as i go#very excited to see just how fast these lovely gentlemen can emotionally screw each other over and then make up again#i have a massive spreadsheet i'm filling in with all my fun stats#if you have a stat you want me to keep an ear out for specifically please lmk#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#arthur lester malevolent#john doe malevolent#john malevolent#malevolent spoilers#nothing specific spoiler-wise but like... some of the info is kinda spoilery in general so be warned#the great malevolent timeline
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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the current state of fandom needs to be old yellered immediately. im loading up the shotgun as we speak
#'i want as much content as possible to satisfy my instant gratification but i would rather die than interact with creatives'#'give me more private ways to share and save fanfic so i dont gotta 🤢 talk 🤢 to the people giving me free content'#'i demand you to write what i want'#'oh this writer hasnt updated in a while??? into the ai machine it goes'#'i steal people's fics to train my c.ai chatbot. go fuck urself'#'why is everyone leaving the fandom'#ro talks
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Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too
First part
more comic panels below
Second part
Third part
Fourth part
Shenanigans side extra
this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!
#this is not intended to be the master post so every update i will js link this thread to the new one#also im going off the idea that every named character will be transmigrators (see tweet thread for the og idea)#btw sqq nor lqg will be the most important plot changing narrative catalyst#I want all of my dear transmigrators to have some screentime dammit#as of now only 7/12 PL are transmigrators so more of them will come#archerdoodles#myart#illustration#artwork#drawing#mass transmigration svsss au#svsss au#scum villain#svsss#scum villian self saving system#luo binghe#luo bingge#peerless cucumber#airplane shooting towards the sky#shang qinghua#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#mu qingfang#yue qingyuan#qi qingqi#wei qingwei#liu qingge
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GET LOVED, IDIOT
GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE
sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.
oh and also this
FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉
WE DID IT
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE#...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen#well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears#SO MANY TEARS#malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING#IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA#god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R#(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this#that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy#though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen#then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED#and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you#on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second#where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all#anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later#now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.
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You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 11
[Prev] [Masterpost] [Next]
Everyone you know, huh?
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt leo#YBPJ#To the person who writes the Residuum comic#I got jumpscared reading the tags while casually reading the latest update#So jumpscare be upon ye#Anyways go check out Residuum if you wanna read a much (VERY MUCH!) darker Rise comic#Story is suspenseful and art is scrumptious (just be sure to read the warnings)#You've Been Portal Jacked!
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If Gregory experienced FNAF ruin…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#gregory fnaf#glamrock freddy#fnaf ruin#security breach#Imma be so fr the ruin Freddy design is super cool#I love how the chest is all ripped open to look like teeth#it remind me of the monster house a ton actually#the idea of Gregory going back to the pizzaplex to look for Freddy’s body#to maybe fix him#and coming face to face with this instead#so spooky..#I hope we do eventually get updates on Gregory Freddy etc#super curious where they are at rn in the story
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Crowley’s hairstyles/looks - down through the ages ...now including Good Omens Season Two
The original Season One post [ x ]
#good omens#david tennant#crowley#ineffable husbands#tennant tuesday#anthony j crowley#thank goodness for the new higher image limit on a post#my old season one post couldn't have been updated to this#go2#gos2#good omens spoilers#gos2 spoilers#go2 spoilers#bless david and his willingness to go there#stuff i posted#good omens season 2
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growing up!
#FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!!!#so shocking news: the silver artbook actually killed me a little. this is the first finished pic ive made since#wow isnt it crazy that 26 completed illustrations would kinda take it outta ya. bananas. i need to Not do a full bg again for a minute#i had the stupid thought like 'oohhgh i could do a series of silver and lilia as hes growing up!!' im HITTING ME!!! NO MORE SERIES!!!#I CAN DO NON-RELATED PICS OF THAT IF I MUST!!! THE PRESSURE OF A SERIES IS TOO TIRING RN!!!!#my life is a whirlwind i JUST moved and now might need to move again bc id make a ton more#im trying to sell my house and its going very poorly. im doing well at work. ID HAFTA MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY AGAIN#ID BE BACK NOOOORTH id go to pennsylvania <3 im from new york so the thought of being closer to my mom is rly nice#and i have friends there both from high school and ohiiiio and new england etc etc!!!! YAY!!!#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#lilia vanrouge#suntails#did u miss this. be honest. when i vanish for months at a time do u miss the rambling life updates. theyre who i am
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AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be
#actually adhd#actually autistic#audhd#aphelion.txt#ik 'adhd brain' vs 'autism brain' is a gross oversimplification especially given how much overlap there can be#but it at least helps me conceptualize wtf is going on in my head when i do this lol#and yeah i'm mostly referring to fandoms in this post but it can happen w more 'Traditional' special interests too#like my linguistics special interest which hasn't popped up in a couple years now but whenever it does#i will fill literal notebooks while studying 4 languages at once and simultaneously inventing a conlang#and then i'll be like Ok that was fun! and several months later im deleting like. 2gb of textbooks off my iphone to make room for an update#And sometimes yeah there is a precipitating event like 'Oh something new happened in X fandom with my blorbo!' but sometimes it's like#yeah. no. idk either. switch got flipped in my brain and X no longer sparks joy. only Y rn. how come it's Y? yeah idk i also wish i knew#i don't think any of this is actually an uncommon experience for people with these types of neurodivergencies it's just.#the severity of abruptness and TOTALITY of the switch that makes me feel like a weirdo sometimes lol#like I'M getting mental whiplash from this sometimes. idk how y'all are still following my blog
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Behold


We have reached the “making little ceramic effigies of them” stage of Terminal Blorbo Velocity
#Clay Maomao be upon ye#Fandomposting#the apothecary diaries#Gonna put her in my art studio as an idol I can pray do when I accidentally drink the paint water#Not sure if I like the nose but we’re stage 1 right now so may update#My art#I know she only has two beads in her hair I haven’t decided how accurate I wanna go#Maomao
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
#tiger tiger#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#Comics I meant to post a week ago but I have been...extraordinarily sleepy.#Remy is the ultimate yearner and he is about to explode...these last few updates have had the Tigers discord in a vice grip.#We all knew he was going to say something that would devestate Remy.#But this??? This near confession? “I wish you would look at me like that?”#If I was Remy...well yeah I probably would also just lay in bed. Awake. Pondering and internally exploding.#But ough...the agony...his heart had settled on loving this man from afar and now...now he wonders. If it doesn't have to be so.#The boys are fighting (internally and with themselves).#If you haven't red Tigers yet but are reading this: What else must I do to convince you? Draw more men's tits?#God! If I must [I shake my head at an empty audience] I can't believe I'm being forced to do this!
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idia was an absolute treasure this update. you agree.
Idia really went "time for me to be a hero! but in, like, a super meta way" and if that isn't incredibly in-character then what is.
and of course we can't forget
I kinda hope he and Riddle get to do another game jam again sometime! it's nice to see them get along! and now they have, inexplicably...shared skills and interests???
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#the art will continue to be Like This until my brain recovers from this week#but also the fucking#the fucking fake game reboot#malleus trapped on the home screen going 'where am i'#the GACHA SUMMON#all of it absolutely destroyed me#this game is so stupid i love it so much#i could continue to list my favorite things but i would just be recounting the entire events of the update whoops#we haven't even gotten to phantom ortho making his grand re-appearance complete with song and dance number#not to mention riddle's EXTREME STUDY POWER#or his later EXTREME SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS POWER#ace: are we gonna talk about the fact that you literally TRIED TO KILL US and then you also literally ALMOST DIED#riddle: uh...um...thank you for your hard work?#(long pause)#trey and cater: ...this is actually really good coming from him. we'll take it
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proud of you king <3
bonus:
#sorry mumbo. good job jimmy#pho.posts#wild life smp#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#saw the first reel jim made going around but not the update from yesterday. so <3#i love you jimmy. he's so funny dhfjsdhfjd#and mumbo mention <3#1k
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Okay so I’m not going to lie, part of why I haven’t been drawing Mara a lot is for three reasons:
1. She had an entire plotline planned that I ended up scrapping and redoing but that meant putting her in the backseat for a bit.
2. Im honestly afraid of drawing her 20 fallen angel partners I feel like I go a little insane even thinking about it. 20 characters with unique designs and outfits? No, I’m exploding in real life.
3. I’ve been slowly regretting making her a succubus. She was originally an Imp but I didn’t have a base idea for the imp design yet so I just went with a succubus but I’ve been wanting to add more demon characters that weren’t just succubi and hellhounds.
Unfortunately the way people treated the redesigns (specifically Domino’s where I had people messaging me for WEEKS to change it back), makes me kind of unsure if I wanna do a full species swap lmfao. Mara is very cute and I love her OG design, I just don’t want her to be another succubus, so it’s frustrating.


Damn. Remember when this webcomic was a hobby for me.
#txt#it’s really funny that once again my little hobby series becomes popular and suddenly I have to have some basic planning#not like. a major ongoing plot I want this series to go as long as I feel like it#but it’s like. back then I drew a lot of succubi bc I liked drawing succubi but now I want more monster diversity in the cast#so the problem with Mara is that it’s not just a design I want to update I want to make her a new species#but this series is too popular now that I know people react really poorly to change#and I know the replies will be like ‘hey it’s your series you should do what you want’#but listen. Listen. people get REALLY weird about characters they don’t own
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Do yall have that fic you just gotta-
yeah
#crow talks#my art#sketch#THIS IS ABOUT THE SLOWBURN GABV1EL FIC#'HE LIED' STOP- STOP RIGHT THERE#ILLEGAL#STOOOOOP BUT GO ONNNN OH MY GODDD#THE END OF ALL KNOWN LAND#YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE#Also I'd heavily advise only 18+ people search the fic I just want to show my appreciation to the creator#GUH I HATE KNOWING I'M GETTING CLOSER TO THE LAST UPDATED CHAPTER NOOOO PLEAAA I WANT MOREEE#I'm feeding on the content#I want to comic some parts so bad I've been seeing art people make for it and everyones SO REAL FOR IT#ok im done yapping#ultrakill
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