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lillithsfavorite · 1 month ago
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The Great Malevolent Timeline AKA Just How Frequently Can John And Arthur Divorce And Remarry?
Updated through: Episode 7: The Island
Season 1 Totals!
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 18h 37m
Divorces: 3
Remarriages: 2
Murders: 4
(Would Be) Fatal Wounds: 2
Episode 1: The Dark World
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 48m
Total Time Elapsed: 0h 48m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 1 (big oof Parker)
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 2: The Missing Girl
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 47m
Total Time Elapsed: 1h 35m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 1 (Eddie)
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 1 (Car Crash!)
Episode 3: The Mansion
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 37m
Total Time Elapsed: 2h 12m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 0
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 4: The Voices
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 37m
Total Time Elapsed: 2h 49m
Divorces: 1? Tbh this is three smaller ones but this is the first time we hear them fight so I'm counting them
Remarriages: 1
Murders: 1 (Kellin)
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 1 (Stab wound!)
Episode 5: The Gift
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 33m, 30d passed since Ep 4
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 3h 19m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 1 evil creature of another world
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 6: The Hill
Episode Time Elapsed: Episode runs 0h 36m but Ep 5 was at 2am and Ep 6 picks up right where we left off and occurs early morning so I'm arbitrarily saying 4h 36m to put us at approximately 7am.
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 7h 55m
Divorces: 0
Remarriages: 0
Murders: 0
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
Episode 7: The Island
Episode Time Elapsed: 0h 42m, 10 hours elapsed since Ep 6 as we open near sunset.
Total Time Elapsed: 30d 18h 37m
Divorces: 0, barely
Remarriages: 1
Murders: 0
(Would Be) Fatal Injuries: 0
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icewindandboringhorror · 2 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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venomvalley · 11 days ago
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the current state of fandom needs to be old yellered immediately. im loading up the shotgun as we speak
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archerdepartures116 · 9 months ago
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Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too
First part
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more comic panels below
Second part
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Third part
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Fourth part
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Shenanigans side extra
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this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (~ ̄▽ ̄)~
feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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GET LOVED, IDIOT
GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE
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sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.
oh and also this
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FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉
WE DID IT
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE#...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen#well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears#SO MANY TEARS#malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING#IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA#god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R#(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this#that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy#though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen#then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED#and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you#on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second#where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all#anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later#now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.
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wickcipher · 3 months ago
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You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 11
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Everyone you know, huh?
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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago
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If Gregory experienced FNAF ruin…
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mizgnomer · 2 years ago
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Crowley’s hairstyles/looks - down through the ages ...now including Good Omens Season Two
The original Season One post [ x ]
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suntails · 5 months ago
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growing up!
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aphel1on · 5 months ago
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AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be
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teaboot · 18 days ago
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Behold
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We have reached the “making little ceramic effigies of them” stage of Terminal Blorbo Velocity
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!
(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)
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egophiliac · 2 months ago
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idia was an absolute treasure this update. you agree.
Idia really went "time for me to be a hero! but in, like, a super meta way" and if that isn't incredibly in-character then what is.
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and of course we can't forget
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I kinda hope he and Riddle get to do another game jam again sometime! it's nice to see them get along! and now they have, inexplicably...shared skills and interests???
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phosphorus-noodles · 6 months ago
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proud of you king <3
bonus:
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idolomantises · 16 days ago
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Okay so I’m not going to lie, part of why I haven’t been drawing Mara a lot is for three reasons:
1. She had an entire plotline planned that I ended up scrapping and redoing but that meant putting her in the backseat for a bit.
2. Im honestly afraid of drawing her 20 fallen angel partners I feel like I go a little insane even thinking about it. 20 characters with unique designs and outfits? No, I’m exploding in real life.
3. I’ve been slowly regretting making her a succubus. She was originally an Imp but I didn’t have a base idea for the imp design yet so I just went with a succubus but I’ve been wanting to add more demon characters that weren’t just succubi and hellhounds.
Unfortunately the way people treated the redesigns (specifically Domino’s where I had people messaging me for WEEKS to change it back), makes me kind of unsure if I wanna do a full species swap lmfao. Mara is very cute and I love her OG design, I just don’t want her to be another succubus, so it’s frustrating.
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Damn. Remember when this webcomic was a hobby for me.
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crypticscarecrow · 2 months ago
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Do yall have that fic you just gotta-
yeah
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