#android shitposting

[lampp0start]

Boom AU Sonadow Mini Comic

a little mini-comic of a sonadow moment for my boom au PLUS a bonus shitpost at the bottom

tw/cw for blood, gore (missing limbs, but robot), and suggestive content

Bonus shitpost video:

[dbhsideblog]

[asukaindetroit]

I headcanon that the reason Connor says "I like dogs" to Hank, having probably never encountered a dog before, is because someone told him when he was activated "Your name is Connor" and so he android-googled "Connor" and found out it means "lover of hounds." So essentially, what he actually means when he says "I like dogs" is "My name is Connor." Sound familiar? And then he meets an actual dog in the form of Sumo, who is not just any dog but One (1) Whole Hugeass Beast Among Dogs, and he seems very unsure in a "they told me I like these things; do I actually like this? This is a lot of animal. The fish was more manageable!" way. Until he tentatively experiments with petting Sumo once he settles down and is like, "huh, okay, this is a Good Boy and I would commit atrocities for him; obviously they were right. I am Connor." (Like I know it was part of his Human Integration ProgrammingTM to say he liked whatever Hank liked, but the way he spits out that line in particular is an absolute riot if you think about it harder.)

[johnnyshrine]

★ 144 // “Wandering Thoughts”

[notaplaceofhonour]

your science fiction authors were so preoccupied with whether androids dream of electric sheep that they never stopped to ask

what do electric sheep dream of?

[101-android-luvr-010]

Heheheh

[masked-puppetmaster]

DBH deviated Connor except it’s the end of the Barbie movie

Bonus

[velvetrambles]

I'm so sorry for this

[rwac96]

Android 21: *looks at Jaune* "I never seen a man who looks so delicious..."

Jaune: *nervous* "Um, can you not!?"

Pyrrha: *points Milo at 21* "I will skewer you!"

[wordpress-blaze-241425893]

Midjourney Video

With the release of video (silent) on Midjourney, I just can't stop trying to generate images to animate! It's exceptionally easy, but some formats work better than others. Tutorial.

https://videopress.com/v/lSu3UXal?resizeToParent=true&cover=true&loop=true&playsinline=true&preloadContent=metadata&useAverageColor=true

https://videopress.com/v/ATrZHeC9?resizeToParent=true&cover=true&loop=true&playsinline=true&preloadContent=metadata&useAverageColor=true

https://videopress.com/v/HM4jFd1H?resizeToParent=true&cover=true&loop=true&playsinline=true&preloadContent=metadata&useAverageColor=true

https://videopress.com/v/44IogZpY?resizeToParent=true&cover=true&loop=true&playsinline=true&preloadContent=metadata&useAverageColor=true

Source: Midjourney Video

[netscapenavigator-official]

Android’s Emoji Kitchen is unhinged. Like, thanks Google.

How in the world have I ever lived without this emotion??

[x-heesy]

𝗠𝝝𝗡𝗗𝝠𝗬

#BewareOfSmartphoneZombies

I get a shaky start to Tuesday

Sweat stains on both windows

I don't want ruin my coat but

That's just the way it goes

"Cheer up, you fuckin' bastard!"

That's all I heard him say

St George's flag on white van

This is the human race

This is the human race

UKIP and your disgrace

Chopped heads on London streets

All you zombies tweet, tweet, tweet

This is the human race

UKIP and your disgrace

Chopped heads on London streets

All you zombies tweet, tweet, tweet

These wheels are turning tricks

This bus is full of pricks

Eight hours of deadly cans'll fuck your life

It's bad on my soul

Dead weight is living flesh

We are no longer spesh

These grips that pull my hair

A life not lived 'cause I don't care

This is the human race

UKIP and your disgrace

Chopped heads on London streets

All you zombies tweet, tweet, tweet

This is the human race

UKIP and your disgrace

Chopped heads on London streets

All you zombies tweet, tweet, tweet

Well, I just bit half a mine

Throw myself on the Metroline

We 'ad to walk back from the train

With the Stella kicking in my brain

Well I just bit half a mine

Throw myself on the Metroline

When I walk back from the train

With the Stella kicking in my brain

#meme #memes #memesmyass #humor #phunnyasphuck #fuckit #fuckit4fun #trashy #dirtyhumor #satire #banana #banane #montagsmotivation #nonsense #fucklove #nofucksgiven #humor #motivation #fuckyou #laugh #dark #loveit #wakenbake #bruh #hoodshit #instahumor #savage #fuckit #fuck #fuckoff #follow #memes #funny #dankmemes #darkmemes #funnymemes #art #mood #realtalk #sexed #jokes #realshit #memesdaily #fun #lmao #funnymeme #memer #shitpost #offensivememes #edgymemes

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[asukaindetroit]

I adore Android Gavin AUs, because somehow I watched all of the approximately five minutes that man was on screen and my brain went "OMG this is either a godawful metaphor for internalized homophobia and that man is a closeted robot, or else someone needs to District 9 that phcker like right yesterday."

[violetganache42]

With everyone—including my younger brother and a couple of my friends—memeing the fuck out of this moment from the Sonic 3 trailer, an idea popped into my head, and I couldn't not join the bandwagon. 😂

[midala-of-the-valley]

Me thinking about David and my own freaking fanfiction ideas

(And Mish but psst)

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

poor son of a bitch cant even skype his partner while marcus keeps trying to speedrun the HR violation record

(reference below the cut because its too funny to not include)