#answers;;

[twistmusings]

omg i love the leading up to the kiss thing with heartslabyul. if you’re not already planning on it, could you do that with scarabia? of course take your time and have fun with it

I absolutely can! A lot of times if I don't mention planning a follow up I usually am not. Never feel bad about requesting something if it seems like it's not on the itinerary!

Love the icon, btw.

Scarabia - Leading up to a kiss

Heartslabyul || Idia (NSFW)

CW: None

Kalim Al-Asim

Emotion has always come easy to Kalim, and he’s never been the person who does anything in half-measures. He wears his emotions on his sleepve, speaks his thoughts with his full chest, and lives his life chasing what he wants, and he’s proud of that.

After all, life is too short to spend it wallowing, so it’s better to live a life without regrets as much as possible.

It’s what he says whenever someone (usually Jamil) asks why he goes out of the way to do so much for them. To him it just makes sense that if he can bring the people he cares about joy, then he wants to do that. There’s no reason not to!

Which is why Kalim was currently planning their birthday.

Jamil had talked him out of getting two thousand madol of imported specialty chocolates... but on the other hand... they might like chocolates for their birthday. He’s going through the preparations in his head because he wants it to be perfect.

It isn’t until he feels their hand on his shoulder that he remembers, with a panic, that he’s supposed to be studying right now.

They tell him he’s the library is about to close-- he hadn’t realized that it had gotten so late! They laugh as his expression must reveal his panic, but they pass him something-- a second copy of the notes they had taken while the two of them were sitting here.

“You’re an angel!” is what he exclaims as he throws his arms around their shoulders, and because emotion comes easily to Kalim, it comes just as easy to lean in and press a kiss to their lips.

Jamil Viper

The kitchen it's quiet at this time of night, just before midnight. The moon is full and round through the window, and Jamil glances up at it intermittently as he scrubs serving platters and dishes from the evenings festivities.

He's trained to be on alert, so when he hears the quiet patter of their footsteps behind him, he turns to look at them. No words pass between them as they come closer to him, glancing over his shoulder.

They hum, setting down their own plate and then step away. Jamil doesn't even pause, taking the plate and dropping it into the warm water he's drawn.

He expects to hear them leave the kitchen, but they don't. Instead, they rummage for a moment in the cupboards, and then rejoin him at the sink basin with a sponge off their own to help. Jamil is shocked, wants to laugh, but can't.

Finally, he shakes his head.

"I could have finished this myself. You should be resting or having fun right now." He says lowly.

So it's quite contradictory when he leans in to kiss them anyway.

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[ohnoitstbskyen]

What’s your thoughts on Delicious in Dungeons Character Designs?

Ryoko Kui is the best to ever do it.

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[phayz]

hold on hold on wait a minute

[theriverbeyond]

packing for a trip is like ok i need 30 pairs of underwear. my entire medicine cabinet. T shirt?

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

[willgrahamscock]

I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

[nymphoutofwater]

And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

[same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday]

Holy. Shit. What are we to do now?!?

NOOOOO!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[wingsofahoneybee]

faggot

pope francis?!?!?!?!?