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the-fangirl-diaries · 10 months

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Well, then.

#Sandman #the sandman #sandman netflix #neil gaiman #apparently this is a romance now #go figure #the more you know #halmark movies have got nothing on this movie

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hansoeii · 8 months

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I'm very much not normal about loki and mobius right now

#the way I fully expected the show to just have them act like good ol' buddies #but instead they gave us extremely touchy mobius like that man couldn't let him go for a second #then LOKI ALMOST CONFESSING APPARENTLY???#Mobius not caring about getting his skin ripped off cos all the cares about is his loki being alright #AND THEN THEM FALLING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER??#And no mention of the selfcest kiss either and showing how sylvie just wants a normal little life????#Feels like they're pretending that romance never happened and I'm hoping it stays that way #Anyways I'm so not okay right now like homy shit #This is either the greatest romance ever or another horrible queerbait added to the list #Loki #Loki season 2 #Loki season 2 spoilers #Lokius #Loki spoilers

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bakudekublogblog · 5 months

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izuku didn’t just have to see katsuki’s dead body, he also had to see the fucking all might card right next to him. physical proof that katsuki always had a tender spot in his heart for izuku and their childhood together. evidence that katsuki fucking LOVED HIM THIS WHOLE TIME and now it’s TOO LATE. it’s actually so devastatingly romantic and fucking tragic. izuku really only finds out katsuki loved him all along when he thinks he’s lost him forever.

#bakudeku #bkdk #and then kacchan comes back and izuku stares at him with such open longing like #who can blame him he knows now #how can he not know!!!!#what else can it mean to hang on to a little card you got together years ago #and it’s right by his face too??#he was probably looking at it as he died???#it makes me fucking insane every time I think about Katsuki’s sentimental ass hanging onto that stupid card #carrying it around with him #his biggest regret not getting it signed #no matter what he never could bring himself to let it go #just has it on him at any given time apparently #like have you heard the phrase carrying a torch for someone #bc that’s #the metaphor is right there.#AND IZUKU HAS TO SEE IT HE HAS TO LOOK AT IT #WHEN HE THINKS ITS TOO LATE #HE LOVED ME THE WHOLE TIME AND ITS TOO LATE #ITS PEAK ROMANCE ITS SO BEAUTIFUL #I’M SO GLAD ITS NOT TOO LATE #in my mind bkdk is already canon bc this is just so damning #he only calms down when he’s told maybe it isn’t too late after all too #it’s so romance it’s to tragic it’s so dramatic it’s so JUICY ITS SO GOOD #I COULD TALK ABOUT IT FOREVER AND JUST MIGHT

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devotion-disorder · 3 months

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Hi hi! I'm new to dol fandom so I would like to ask you, is harper a romasible character or not? I've seen some people said he's not but kinda unsure..... Will be grateful if you enlighten me please!

hiiii!! sad news but harper is not a romanceable character 😔 that doesnt stop me from being insane about him and scrambling for any scraps of harper content though

hope you have fun with dol!!

#ask #anon #degrees of lewdity #ive gotten back into dol recently too #like actually played the damn game lol #impressions:#i know its partially my fault for neglecting robin but damn. the only time i see them now is whwn they crawl into pc’s bed from trauma 😭#whitney is harder to romance than i remember wtf.#wren…………………………#who allowed them to be like that #remy praising my cow pc so much its like. so when are you coming to rail me yourself coward #OH AND #I CANT FUCK BAILEY. HE JUST WONT PULL HIS DICK OUT #jordan better watch out cause baileys the celibate supreme apparently

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harmonysanreads · 5 days

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Re-watching romance movies I stumbled upon as a child and rooting for the ‘villains’ this time is an eye-opening experience :/

#well the somewhat decent ones that is #most of the times these villains in romance films feel copy-pasted from one character that became a hit #but what i get flabbergasted by is the amount of yandere coded villains i found in this saga #i NEED to know where the storywriters got the inspiration for this from #especially since they don't really do villains like these anymore #now that i notice all these apparently “good” heroes are so boring #and most of the times their relationship with the female leads aren't even well cooked #but what is even better is how i finally understand all the wrong and questionable stuff they implement in these stories in the name of love #yikes #sitting through some of them was literal torture #i absolutely need a ratio who can roast these films with me #anyway at least i got some inspiration :>#harmonysan.txt

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braidedhades · 20 days

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just found out that non-aromantics actually have feelings towards the people they decide to have a crush on. Apparently it’s not like, “hmmm should I consider this person for dating? what are the pros and cons here?” Or like, “I want to be really close friends with that person” But it’s like an actual emotional response or something? An emotion that is different from the “I wanna be really close friends” emotion??

also I just figured out that I’m aromantic

#I’m also ace but I already knew that #Shout out to Jaiden Animations #Never would have figured this stuff out this quickly otherwise #asexual #aromantic #aroace #My first “crush” was Carmen San Diego #I was 18yrs old and that “crush” lasted 2 days #Turns out she wasn’t as pretty when she wasn’t wearing her signature outfit #I didn’t actually have a crush on her I just really liked her outfit #I think I just decided that “ya know I should’ve had a crush on someone by now kinda weird that it hasn’t happened yet”#And then I just picked the first pretty girl I saw #She’s animated so I guess that made it less weird than having a crush on a random stranger #But like there were no actual romantic emotions there #Didn’t know that there were supposed to be any but oh well #The whole “I wanna be really close friends with that person” thing really threw me off for a while #Cuz I thought that was what romantic attraction was #But apparently it’s not???#Too confusing we should just get rid of romance #Honestly my idea of the “ideal romantic/queerplatonic relationship” should have tipped me off sooner that I was aro #It was “a close friend who lives in the same house as me but we have separate bedrooms and sometimes we cuddle on the couch but not…#… always and we don’t hold hands or kiss or anything but we just act like really good but close friends because that’s what I think a…#… romantic relationship is two people who are really close friends”#might delete later I dunno just kinda rambling and I’m really tired

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transmechanicus · 3 months

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This is a projection of limited personal experience but there’s a type of poly person who realistically shouldn’t be in more than one relationship due to time, emotional availability, mental health, etc and just decides to try for like five relationships in a doomed quantity-over-quality approach and i think a large concentration of these ppl in one area is partly why Portland and an increasingly large surrounding exclusion zone is That Way

#my stuff #twice now i’ve been broken up with by partners wanting to pursue polyamory #and then afterwards it becomes apparent that for multiple reasons they can barely maintain like 1 romance and a couple acquaintances #and that romance is someone they’ve got Locked In and have considerable leeway to basically neglect to varying degrees while they grab more #like goddam if your life is so busy and stressful that your husband is a glorified roommate and you talk to like 3 other ppl once a month #perhaps you are not in the best place to pursue at least two additional partners #i do believe poly ppl are capable of finding happiness but you gotta be able to actively maintain one good relationship before more

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diseaseriddencube · 3 months

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i was wondering why people were making it out to be such a huge thing that alastor is aroace canonically....and then i tried to think of literally any other character i've seen that's canonically aro or ace....yeah i'm coming up empty 😍

#rave ramblees #hazbin hotel #i feel like a few warrior cats characters had the makings to be aroace and then got fucked over by the plot #iirc bluestar wasn't interested in romance? and then....oakheart 😩#I know Sunny wof is ace in popular *fanon*#OH WAIT PERIDOT #who was....only confirmed aroace in second level canon #by a storyboarder....yeah #apparently lilith toh was confirmed outside of canon by the creator as aro? it wasn't really touched on in the show tho-#there's saiki k who isn't confirmed in any way #but it's so heavily implied in canon i'm just gonna take what i can get >:)#so...yeah it's literally Alastor sitting on the throne for aroace rep in canon #AND he's a tumblr sexyman #and we love him for that #suddenly seeing why this is kinda a big deal to people now #and why they're defending it so hard #because there is NOTHING ELSE in other media apparently #outside of headcanons that is-

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cutegirl920 · 2 months

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I would appreciate it if this poll is reblogged for a wider reach but you don't have to.

#shakespeare #polls #much ado about nothing #pericles #as you would like it #a midsummer night's dream #twelfth night #apparently tempest and noble kinsmen are tragicomedies but they count if you want to see them as full on tragedies #cymbeline was listed as a tragedy but is now considered as a romance or comedy so it might count for this poll idk

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pinacoladamatata · 10 months

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"if you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. He's so damaged I must have him! Enjoy the fantasy and then call a therapist. It's a two step thing and it's very important you do both." - Amelia Tyler what do your narrator eyes see? 😂😂😂

#ohohooooohoo the little random tidbits devs and voice actors have dropped about his companion arc is making me NERVOUS #just throwin out some meta thoughts here #in order for astarion to *get rid of* the tadpole; cazador *has* to die first. like i'll bet my left tit this is conditional #since cazzy is apparently a control freak he might be enemies w the mindflayers/absolute cult bc ''bleh bleh my city''#i think its entirely possible that we could ally w cazador against the absolute; this would like have to result in astarion attacking tav #im just worried it might be like; you have to at least temporarily side w the absolute if you kill cazzy?#idk! idk!#and like i do think there will probably be a 3rd option of like 'i hate both these groups kill them both' but man.#and then there's whatever is going on w his ''this soul is not for sale except in the realm of the undead'' stamp #like are we gonna have to go the there? wherever the fuck that is?#pls amelia i am begging on my knees i need a sign! of hope!#bc now the hug and hand holding in the trailer is making me think larian is trying to trick me into believing he'll be okay #only to hit me with a devastating ending(s) no matter what #idk. man. i read astarion's writer was fanes writer. idk dos2 but like i am aware of what......happened w that 'romance'#pls i need a sign larian #i am so sick of the bioware style romances! the morrigans! the solases ! the unresolved endings of it all! ENOUGH #i want closure from this i am begging #for once in my life i just want closure for a video game romance ending #i JUST THINK LIKE ideally. for me. he'd have at least 1 ending where he's not cured but lives happily ever after*#i am having a hard time picturing him cured of vampirism. tbh. but if it's possible without him immediately dying then. well hats off #its 2 AM here i need to knock it tf off and go to bed #........unless.....yall want to enable me and discuss this further #i am 1 more bad day away from writing a thesis on this in MLA format istg

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mermaidsirennikita · 5 months

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choose your fighter: Immortals After Dark epigraphs edition

#romance novel blogging #romance novels #immortals after dark #I MEAN LISTEN.#every romance novel should have an epigraph where people say something super poetic or super stupid or both #also: wicked deeds (book 3) is apparently the first one to have gotten an eipgraph bc my copy of no rest for the wicked (book 2)#doesn't have one #also also: 'the sorceress is an evil bitch but she's MY evil bitch and i'll have no other' still outsells #probs the hottest is garreth macrieve talking about hunting her against her will and bringing her back to his bed #macrieve's is intensely sad actually and i didn't realize that before now #the contrast of tragicomedy with both neomi and conrad's super works #and ofc: 'expert in boys reverse psychology and law enforcement evasion'. best. my baby girl. my precious cinnamon toast crunch #they're both relentless!!! neither of them can be stopped!!!! unstoppable force meets immovable object: the book!!!!!#(lmao i do love also garreth's title being 'king of all lykae' only for him to be immediately relieved of that #and going 'OH THANK GOD')

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whumpwillow · 9 months

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just read a book where a guy said on two separate occasions, “I am begging you on my knees” while he was, in fact, not on his knees. cmon. you gotta commit to it

#is this because i like to see fictional men begging on their knees? yes but that’s irrelevant #if you are wondering #the book is ‘love on the brain’ by ali hazelwood because i apparently read romance novels now #about science. and romance. two things i am not interested in irl #but interested enough to read three books about #i dont know if anyone reads these im just rambling cuz its midnight and i have to be awake in like 7 hours

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wantonlywindswept · 9 months

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me: hmm who to romance who to romance

me: gets to the party scene

me: wait why is everyone all ready for sex now I BARELY KNOW YOU

#bg3 #ace problems #i know bg3 is all about catering to the people #infamous bear scene made that obvs #but like #i need a romance first! backstory! history!#it should take more work than this to enter a relationship with companions!#why yes i did romance fenris in da2 why do you ask #also kaidan in mass effect including no romance in me2 #look i'm too ace for this shit #anyway can't get over gale talking about his ex all the time #(tho he did compare me to his cat so point in his favor)#so i'm def gonna go karlach and maybe?? halsin?#cos apparently there's poly #larian how am i supposed to decide if i wanna sleep with halsin when i've said .5 words to the man #honestly #maybe i've missed out on a bunch of companion interactions??#idk man #EDIT TAGS: OH APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH HALSIN YET #okay that makes more sense now #edit again: ALSO WHY IS 'SHARING SOME WINE' AN INVITATION TO SEX #LARIAN PLEASE I'M WAY TOO ACE FOR THIS #this party is a minefield #EDIT 3 THERE IS NOT NECESSARILY SEX AT THIS POINT IN TIME

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buttercup-barf · 11 months

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Staff Only secret level real?!

I think I managed to find something of a balance between Pizza Tower's design conventions and my own preferences! Pretty proud of myself, to be honest.

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #strizh/shilo #ian katod #ronna kuruz #pizzascape/pizzscare but it's occupied by a polycule lmao #said polycule consisting of: pepperoni gargoyle; knight/construct; and regular human that just got hired to be a librarian #these three bitches had their own beauty and the beast'esque romance playing out long before peppino showed up. but he also apparently-#-smashed his way through a bunch of the tower's inhabitants and now that he's on their turf they're gonna mess with him a bit for that >:-)

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littlegalerion · 8 months

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I'm well aware of the whole Gortash X Dark Urge ship, and the little bits in game that kinda hint there maybe was something between them before the Dark Urge was slain.

So uh, why does this look like Moon just brought Gortash to court for child abuse allegations against their daughter, Karlach?

Bonus: Gale being a supportive step-father

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pushing500 · 8 months

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Baz and Zonovo are hanging out and cloud-watching in the comfiest place they could find: atop one of Eureka's many solar panels. Don't break it, lads!

On a completely unrelated note, I did have to do a double-take when I noticed one of the guests staying with us was named "Afton", and all the tiny bits of FNAF lore I've absorbed since I was in high school came flooding back at once.

I reckon Barghest knows that Wookshys has a secret girlfriend.

Speaking of secret girlfriends, Wookshys spirited Albina away to the edge of the map to hang out where nobody could see them except Big Dipper the thrumbo, who seemed less-than-impressed (but thrumbos always do, so who knows what he was thinking).

Turns out Zonovo is so, so stupid, and I think it's adorable. He's doing his best, I'm sure, and he'll figure it out in the end. Hopefully.

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