#argue with yo momma

[ahgasegotarmy116]

Seven Days to Fall Again | A Jeon Jungkook Series | Teaser

Inspired by the MV "Seven" by Jung Kook ft. Latto (obvi lol) Summary: You're finished with this relationship but Jungkook begs you for one more week, convinced that he can make you fall in love all over again. Pairing: Reader x Jungkook (almost exes to lovers lol) Warnings: Some explicit language (Like one word lol), arguing a/n: No clear plans for this other than following the music video storyline since I haven't seen too many fics like that :) Let me know if there are certain aspects from the music video that you would like to see! Series Masterlist

"I said no! End of discussion" I huff, tired of playing his games. "One week, that's all I'll need" he asks, doing better than I am at maintaining a sense of decorum at what he had intended on being our anniversary dinner. With me on the other hand fully intending on using this night to end things between us.

"I said I was done with this relationship. Why is that something that you just can't get through your head?" I argue. It's always like this with us, I'm always the one that gets upset and I hate that about myself. Where as he is able to stay calm, cool and collected and I hate that about him even more.

We're like fire and ice. I'm short tempered and he's patient. I'm outgoing and he's introverted. I love adventures and he would rather stick close to home. 'Why would we want to leave when we have everything we need here?' he would say to me. 'Why bother breathing when you're going to die anyways?' I retorted back and he couldn't offer up an argument to that thankfully.

"Please Noona, can you keep your voice down?" he pleads with me, noticing that the people around us have started taking notice of our conversation. "You can't tell me what to do Jungkook. I'm still your elder whether we are together or not so you do not get to disrespect me like that!" I say getting up from my chair making moves to leave. I know in my head that I'm blowing things out of proportion, but when I am this upset I see red and I can't seem to stop myself.

"All this time you've been messing around and playing with my heart and I'm done Jungkook. I'm sick of yo-" "Noona watch out!" he yells, pulling me towards him and out of harms way.

It's funny, he's trying to save me from getting hurt when he's been the one who causes me the most pain these days...

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Sorry I am stupid what did you mean by that line from Raph took you out? Also I noticed during the good genes arc Raph kinda just went along with ever like he just shut down. I mean I blame the writers for that because they seem to have no idea what to do with him but I like to think he was just overwhelmed so much shit happened all at once and brain just shut down. It’s town for crying out loud he probably felt totally helpless

Aha, for how serious Adventures in Turtle Sitting/Good Genes is, the fact that Raphael's first reaction to seeing secondary mutated Donatello in proper lighting is to go "WHOA momma! Don's been taking his vitamins!" is stupidly funny to me. (That, and it reminded me of his "Yo momma" line from early on the series.)

And I noticed that about Raph during Good Genes, too. At the end of Adventures in Turtle Sitting when everyone is observing Don in his containment capsule, all Raph can do is reach out a hand to comfort Splinter while quietly mumbling "Poor Donnie." Come next episode and while Leo, Splinter, and Leatherhead are all trying to figure out what to do to save Don, Raphael is by himself going at his punching bag while listening to Don's growls and roars. What really gets me, however, is the scene where Don nearly tears off Mikey's leg when he's trying to give him some food; under normal circumstances, it feels like someone should have scolded him for doing something so stupid, but absolutely no one does—not Leo, not Raph, not even Splinter. In the case of Raphael, it feels like he should have at least said something along the lines of "What the shell were you thinking?" but... No. He doesn't even do that. And I think it's because he and Mikey are pretty much in the same boat during Good Genes.

Leo and Splinter are at least exploring various avenues to find a cure and Leatherhead is doing his best to fill in for Don where he can, but Raphael and Mikey... What can they do? The skills we most heavily associate with them are only helpful for keeping their brother contained, not actually curing him of his condition—the one time one of them tried to help Don of his own initiative, he nearly lost a limb in the process. Leo is pretty much the one guiding the family during the crisis and while Raphael and Michelangelo do openly object to getting help from Bishop, they also don't actively argue against Leo's decision because really, what choice do they have? Don is going to die if they don't do something and if it requires them to make a deal with the man is arguably one of their worst enemies in the series? So be it.

(Small note: I couldn't help but notice that when the group is fleeing Bishop's base as it's about to explode, Raphael is the one supporting Donatello as they get into the helicopter. Help.)

[ravenadottir]

renaming characters: s1, s3 and s4

i just decided to compile all of them in one post since we all know these characters pretty well, and by that i mean i know SOME of the names from season 4.

season 2 / season 5 (i guessed/named them because i didn't play the season so... no stakes there!)

SEASON 1

allegra - she's very powerful, *clears throat* hot, and allegra as a name can be that...? i don't know, i feel like amber resumes this character so much, especially if you say it with her accent... amba... every amber in reality tv is a little too intense and we know she's the queen of cringey overreactions.

erikah - always thought laura would suit her better. i don't know why but i don't like erikah for her, but i think laura has a je ne sais quoi that she, the character, also has. she's very complicated and quite feeble at times, but her face tells me laura.

jen - she's clearly a fucking ashleigh. not for nothing, i know a lot of great ashleys', but the -eigh makes it so obnoxious and that's perfect for homegirl, because right off the bat she's claiming vanilla swirley hair romeo and ashleigh's tend to be like that... tell me you can't picture jen in a 2014 pinterest gear up in a pumpkin field wearing uggs and a fedora, i dare you to tell me she's not the type!

talia - is her full name natalia? 'cause it should be. in my humble opinion isla is a great name for her, (pronounced ay-lah) means island and it's spanish and scottish, perfectly beautiful for her, because let's be honest, if any of these girls is gonna have an interesting name, that's talia. hell, talia is already a great name!

jake - this is such a boring name for someone so full of flavor, i can't! he's not dabbed in caucasity nor adolescence, so why the fuck was he named jake???? mateo though... mateo is a fucking name, ok? it can be italian, spanish, portuguese, it doesn't matter. jake is such a 13-yo momma's boy name... ugh, no. if the guy has a collar popped like a fucking vampire and is walking around the villa with that hair, jake is not his name. PERIOD.

mason - i honestly like the name, just not for him. i always thought oliver would be a curveball because so is mason's lack of personality. let's face it they made a huge oopsie when interchanging levi's characteristics with his when coupled up with mc. mason is a drummer turned model, how the fuck did you manage to make him boring??? anyway, his face, to me, is giving oliver.

miles - he deserves a douche name because he has that chest piece, and any guy who displays such... awful tattoo deserves to be punished. fuck it, let's name him terry, short for terrible.

jasper - i mean, i HATE this name, and well, his face and hair is giving elité father tease, so i want to name santiago, because oh my god, every santiago i've met sucks ass and is a creep. the guy has a pet cobra, he HAS to be named santiago!

tim - this is the ONLY character who fits in the jake genre, because he looks 18 and clueless (affectionate). i feel like liam is somehow fitting for him, mostly because that's the go-to name in teen dramas... and usually the liam's are also clueless.

levi - why do his mates call him romeo is beyond me, homeboy has NO GAME. NONE. he's the personification (along with mason) of pretty privilege. if you stick a pin on his head it might deflate, because there's nothing going on behind those average eyes. fuck levi, his name is eric, basic and common.

rohan - since his name has multiple origins, and we don't know for sure his ethnicity (not that it matters, i know brazilian boys who are named tyler, so...) i'm naming him gael. he's a gael, argue with the wall.

cherry - have you ever seen a courtney??? because that's her! and she might be the type to say "although i have the same name as kourtney, khloe is my spirit animal" and you can't tell me she doesn't.

reese - tristan. fuck reese.

sammi - i would love to name her according to her ethnicity, because sammi apparently is hebrew. for instance, if she's korean: seong-min is perfect, because it's a genderless name and so it's sammi. also, i headcanon her as enby (she/them). if she's japanese, aya, because it can mean "brilliant fabric" and that's what she's fucking wearing. if chinese, yu ming, which means jade brightness, again... fitting! i like sammi, but i think it was a missed opportunity to name her in what could be her background culture, since lots of us don't know much, if anything about those countries. i for one didn't have any asian history classes in my school curriculum, which is weird because we had ajapanese immigration here, so like... MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. anyway, these are the names i would give her.

lucy - that's a rebecca that refuses being called becky, and will have a fit if you do. i don't have much to say about her, lucy can die in a hole.

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SEASON 3

elladine - she gives me "i have two L's in my name" but it's not elladine. it's something like danielle, which is really pretty and the first name that came to mind when i saw the teasers with her.

aj - this is a great name for her, i have to say! if anything i would've taken the same route and either use an acronym, like aj, or a "boy name" like robin. i honestly love that name for girls and enby's.

bill - honestly the caucasity is too much for me, and i have to say, the name has to fall into that category, so i'm naming him ryan! he's childish and you can tell nobody has told him to shut the fuck up ONCE in his life. his name is ryan and you can argue with the jar of mayo sitting next to him.

camilo - i don't like this for anybody, it's such an ugly name in my opinion. if they wanted to name him a latin name they could've gone with so many other prettier options, and to me he looks like a cauã (the last a is pronounced ahn). listen, cauã is indigenous from brazil, BUT it's so fitting for him, you'll have to trust me on this one! they're athletic and also very... um... let's say "active", and by that i mean they're all whores (affectionate). it's perfect for him.

harry - if zhong is his surname (and it's chinese), then i'm choosing my favorite boy name, which is jun hie. ((fun fact, zhong can also be a first name, and it can mean devotion, among other things that don't even slightly mean that, but i'm focusing on devotion)). harry looks like someone who deserves a cute name that has a deep meaning, and jun hie means outstanding.

nicky - what a bland ass name for someone so pretty! i like jamal for him, and i could stand here all day trying to come up with an excuse but truth be told, it's because of jamal sims (the coreographer), leave me alone he's hot ok!

seb - i actually think a cat name is perfect for him lol it's either seb or something stupid like axel or dash, which makes him INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT.

miki - i like it but i think something like sakura would be perfect. there's something about her that reminds me of the petals' colors... she's a pretty chill girl, and somewhat delicate, so i like sakura for her.

genevieve - i think it's perfect! it's dainty but has some strength to it. personally i think if i came up with a name for her it wouldn't be as good as genevieve. hate the nickname though, viv is really basic. call her vieve, man, what are you doing??

iona - i would never think of this name because i've never heard it before meeting her, but she gives me the vibe of a girl who has a big name but cool, short nickname, like andressa or andrea but the nick is andi. the choice is andi, you pick the original.

ciaran - this is a trent and you can argue with bill's mayo jar. he might be irish but his stance is the fucking white american who is a nice guy. i don't like his personality, or the lack of, and trent is a brainless guy, just like him.

tai - it's fucking perfect for him actually! when i saw him on the tease i thought of taika, tai or koa (joyful), but personally i think tai or koa are very fitting.

yasmin - whenever i see her i think of the exact color of iris, so that's the name. plus, she gives "hemp-skirt-wearing and having lesbian sex in an orange tent after lolapalooza" tease and that's why iris fits.

rafi - i don't like the name rafi for him, so... husani. it's pretty accurate, since it means 'handsome'. i also like how it sounds and i think it fits with his personality since that's... the only personality he has. "ah, but vena he talks about his brother-" i'm gonna stop you right there, because he does, but um... how many times did we get to see his depth? exactly.

lily (liliana) - she looks like a bruna to me. it is italian but we do have a lot of bruna's here, and honestly? THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME, and they look like that.

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SEASON 4

angie - she gives me strong vibes of alexandra, in a way that she hates her name and prefers a gender bent nickname, like alex. i don't like angie for her.

lexi - this absolute excuse of a person is a jessica to me, but the bad type. you know what i'm talking about, the type you have to call her out in the middle of a discussion because once again she's giving "THAT'S MY OPINION!!" tease. i hate this character so much, she's 46% of the reason why i stopped playing the season.

najuma - i love it but i would never think of this name since i've never heard it before. if someone suggested it, i would probably go with it, but if i had to pick one, it would be amani. i think najuma is better though.

thabi - honestly? pretty cool name for her, such a cute and short name, i would probably choose something like that. i'll keep it.

hazeem - not gonna lie i did NOT think he would have a muslim/arabic/urdu name when i saw him for the first time. and because i don't know NEARLY ENOUGH about the culture, i'm keeping it. he does look like a hazeem somehow.

james - it's such a common, bland, accessible name... then again, so is he. meh, james is fine. although he gives me benjamin... lol idk why, don't ask

kobi - this guy is such a... dynamic young man. there's a guy named calvin, from season 3 of the circle, and is the perfect summoning of what i think kobi is like. the type of guy that joins his fingers and gestures it to explain something, particularly to someone who hasn't asked anything. yeah, kobi's name is calvin.

will - ok, it would be EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN before will, especially knowing it's short for willem? LIKE, I FEEL SO BETRAYED- anyway, since he's japanese, and i wouldn't give him an engligh name, it's an opportunity to expand the character's culture a bit, so his name would be shigeru (lush), 'cause let's face it, the boy is pure lush... he has a fucking robe, it's perfect.

bruno - rafael vibes, and that's because here in brazil that usually goes to very annoying boys... (pronounced ha-fah-el). he just strikes me as a guy who doesn't know when to be quiet and well... he's a comedian, so you know that's fucking true.

youcef - if you told me he was french i would say pierre, because to be honest his face gives... absolutely nothing, so probably blanche? or blanc...? i don't know, he's just such a weird choice, all i think of is the "go back to party city where you belong" because of his hair. i'm definitely naming his blanche.

valentina - that's the most gabriela i've ever seen!! like... she's so fucking hot, i barely can think when i see her, and valentina is a beautiful name, just doesn't fit her vibe.

juliet - fuck this girl, i hate her design so much. and you know what, i also hate the name adrianna, so that's what i would name her. she has the vibe of someone who cuts you off to talk about herself and adrianna's love doing that shit.

cora - close but not quite, i would name her nova, because reasons. she just gives me nova vibes, maybe it's her style? maybe it's just how fresh she looks, idk, i just love the name nova for her.

tom - i'm not fucking with you, the first name that came to mind when i saw him was jerry, before knowing what he was called lol istg it's just jerry for me, the oldest most generic name for a guy that wears a goddamn suit on a summer trip.

kelly - i don't like the name kelly, it's really common in some regions here, i'm tired! plus, she breathes, walks and talks like a chloe, i can't imagine another name for her.

tiffany - hate this name, oh my god... if i had to moan tiffany at any given time, i would jump into an elevator shaft first. since they go by all pronouns, why not a gender neutral name? he gives me solid riley energy. i like it because of the girl in inside out and how there's male and female emotions in her head, so... riley.

dylan - he could be named rat for all i care. BUT i'm giving marcel, because that's what marcel's do, understimate women and are slightly misogynistic, and by slightly i mean a fuck ton. FUCK THIS GUY, FUCK HIS FACE, FUCK HIS BODY, FUCK HIS PERSONALITY. FUCK - THIS - CHARACTER.

oliver - at this point i don't even know, because he gives oliver, but he also gives mason, and also jason, basically names for guys that are ripped lol i think i would give him luke. don't ask, it's a luke thing!

[brattyvice]

This a long one, buckle up heauxs!

Beyoncé, The Music Industries Mean Girl: How she gets away with being married to a man worse than Kenneth Petty.

Barbs, Beyhive, and Camel face fans alike, gather round because today we will be diving into part one of our series detailing how Beyonce is who people perceive Nicki Minaj to be**— all of this is my opinion, and everything is allegedly, blah blah blah. I’m writing this based on the information available to the PUBLIC, you can argue with a wall if you’re upset.

From **- allegedly stopping multiple artists from being able to thrive out of hate/jealousy, to stealing ideas (said out of Bey’s own mouth), all the way down to being associated with people who have back-to-back allegations of brutal rape and other sexual related allegations:

There’s been decades of articles **— allegations) detailing how Queen Bey is far from the innocent media darling who stays far away from big bad men but, instead is in good with the darkest men in the industry. It's always "she's not the one that did xyz" until...

It comes to Onika Tanya Maraj.

When Nicki did a song with 69 girls were disgusted but when Beyonce pulled The Dream from her basement to write/produce for the awful album that is COWBOY CARTER, it was silence.

Bey JUST got done shouting out fat ass Lizzo on tour and not only that, her and her husband are and have been super close with P. Diddy since the dawn of time.

Is she not an enabler and guilty by proximity? Do these people magically become good people when they're around Beyonce? Because I thought it was protect black women, right? Or is that protection strictly reserved for women Jay-Z **-allegedly fucks/is married to?

With Nicki Minaj finally putting an address on the fact that Jay-Z is an asshole; it’s clear by the response from social media that a lot of people are uneducated about Jay-Z and the stories that have been written about him

While people take digs at Nicki's brother about his rape case (something he's serving his time for), just know that people like Jay-Z’s nephew, Nahziah Carter, are free roaming the streets after being suspended from The UW after two women came forward and accused Nahziah of sexual assault.

Clearly the claims/allegations weren't too frivolous for the university, because they UPHELD their decision to suspend him after they concluded he violated “The Student Conduct Code on sexual assault.”

Mind you, he was accused of forcing TWO women to give him oral sex. Do I need to explain what the word "FORCE" means to some of you? Okay, so this would be rape. A Man related to Beyonce by ASSOCIATION OF HER HUSBAND, has been accused of rape and yet you girls hold your shit in like you don't have a muscles in your body to help you push it out.

Not close enough to bey? I know some of you are in denial and I'm sure it's just because you forgot about the void eyed, creep that is Beyonce's nephew, Julez (not being funny, he scares me. his eyes aren't normal) who has been ACCUSED of being a pedophile.

After alleged messages of him leaked online, it got out that he (18) was dating a SIXTEEN year old Skai Jackson. Nothing was proven, you see the screenshots. sources linked below because you know what this is.

Julez was also accused of being colorist (mentally abusive) towards Skai during their relationship, there was also a rumored sex tape that people accused Julez himself of leaking and guess what?

A then 16 year old Skai Jackson was rumored to be in that sexually explicit video and if the video is real, that would make it full blown child pornography.

People are using an **-alleged rape case as a dig to Nicki, but if everyone believes Kenny did it - Why use someone's trauma as a getcha gotcha? When BIG FOOT dropped and Nicki said "Lying on yo dead momma" , I thought we established family was off limits no matter what?

Let's take it back to camel face and his allegations, because I want to know why none of you found it weird when he held Rihanna "hostage" (articles sourced below) when she was underage and didn’t let her leave until she signed a contract with ROC NATION (again these are his and Rihanna's retelling of how things happened, I'm not here pulling things from thin air).

From accusations of slapping women backstage, to checks from the 40/40 club allegedly bouncing, Jay-Z has never been an upstanding businessman or man, it’s called P.R. and marketing.

So to get things cleared up before we get up outta here, in the eyes of social media: Nicki Minaj is awful because she married a man who is accused of sexual assault and she must be condemned for it every day though she did nothing herself.

BUT people with a roc nation connect like Julez are good because they're associated with ole girl who can get on stage and entertain you for a few hours and the ugly man who has never been anyone's favorite rapper even when he was in his prime? I mean, okay I guess.

END THREAD: Now speak up again and tell us how Beyonce gets away with being married to a man like Jay-Z, but Nicki has to be crucified for hers? What is the difference to YOU or if not, drop your receipts and show why you feel the same way we do.

(SOURCES: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11743449/Jay-Z-cheers-Rihanna-Super-Bowl-18-years-locked-office-sign-record-deal.html, https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-basketball/uw-suspended-basketball-player-nahziah-carter-over-two-sexual-assault-allegations/, https://www.yourtango.com/entertainment/jay-z-crimes-legal-issues-allegations, https://www.businessinsider.in/heres-how-badly-jay-z-wanted-to-sign-a-bashful-16-year-old-rihanna-to-a-record-deal/articleshow/51283685.cms, if any links are missing lmk!)

[bunbeeplays]

The Lemon Legacy: Generation 1, Chapter 87 - Adventures in Sistem-Sitting, Part 2

Violet is so excited to listen to the book Ophelia is reading her, she can't even sit down! Really, because I tried to make her sit down and she just wouldn't. Toddlers, man.

Later on in the night, Violet stumbles upon Marshmallow in the mudroom leading to the backyard.

Violet: I can speak kitty! Meow meow, prrrrr.

Marshmallow: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique

Xander never actually ate lunch so he's starving by dinner time.

Xander: Aren't you going to have anything?

Ophelia: No, I accidentally ate some normal quality food for lunch and now I feel kind of nauseous. You know how my refined palate gets.

Xander: Your stomach's still bothering you? You said you felt nauseous during the wedding too, and the move.

Ophelia: That was nerves, that's all. This is unrelated. I'm sure some water will settle my uncomfortable moodlet.

Xander: If you say so.

Ophelia: What are you doing out here, silly girl?

Violet: I'm bein' a kitty!

Ophelia: Oh really? Well, even kitties need their sleep. Let's get you ready for bed.

Marshmallow follows her new bestie out.

The previous owners used this room purely as storage for the furniture their kids had outgrown, but at least it meant the Sistem kids had places to actually sleep.

Ophelia reads Violet another story, since this kid cannot get enough books, and tucks her in as she dozes off.

It's time to put Velma to sleep again too, but Ophelia can't bring herself to do it just yet.

Xander: The boys are in bed. Want me to put Velma down?

Ophelia: Nah, I want a little bit of snuggle time.

Xander: Well, these kids got me beat. I'm going to bed. Night, Lemon Cake.

The former owners left a lot of the furniture in their old nursery, so Ophelia goes there to rock Velma. She still feels gross, but the soothing motion of the rocking chair helps. Velma certainly seems to enjoy it.

Ophelia: Xander's right, you are a little jelly bean, aren't you? You sure are as sweet as one. I could just eat you up!

Velma squeals as Ophelia lifts her higher in the air.

Ophelia doesn't want to get Velma too riled up before she puts her to sleep, so she goes back to calm rocking and snuggling.

Ophelia: Do you think I'll be a good mommy, Velma? I think I will.

Velma can't talk, but she doesn't look like she'd argue with you, girl.

Ophelia: I hope when I'm a mommy, I have a little one that's as sweet as you. Marcie makes such cute babies.

Ophelia feeds Velma a quick bottle and burps her before it's time to put her down for the night.

Well, Velma can certainly give you a vote of confidence on whether or not you'll make a good mom, Ophelia. She's a happy camper, at least!

Ophelia and Xander are woken up by a little girl crying, but not Velma.

Xander: Violet's probably scared from waking up in an unfamiliar place. Want me to take care of her?

Ophelia can faintly make out Violet calling for "O'fia" from outside the door.

Ophelia: I've got it.

Xander's theory was right. Ophelia can't blame her for being a little scared. She's probably never been anywhere overnight without her parents.

Violet: Can we call Momma?

Ophelia: Momma's sleeping. We can call tomorrow but how about a snack?

Luckily this appeases the toddler.

A sleepy Violet conks out before Ophelia can even finish slicing some strawberries, but placing the bowl in front of her wakes her up again.

As she digs in, Ophelia grabs a small bowl of grapes. She thinks she can stomach that.

Soon after, Xander is once again woken up by noises of discomfort, though these aren't from being scared.

She certainly doesn't LOOK too sad about what she just did, moodlet!

Xander: Sheesh. You sure know how to wake a guy up. Let's get you cleaned up, stinkbug.

Xander: You're lucky you're cute.

Xander lays her down on the changing table and gets to work changing her diaper. Velma giggles and kicks her little legs.

Xander: You think this is so funny, don't you? I guess if someone else had to wipe my poopy butt, I'd laugh too.

Xander: What the- How'd this get in your diaper?

Hopefully her siblings weren't looking for that toy. They're really not going to want it back now.

He tosses the toy dragon aside, making it Tomorrow Xander's problem.

Xander: All better, huh? Back to bed with you, Miss Velma.

Violet seems in higher spirits after eating her snack and getting lots of attention.

Ophelia: Alright, girly, what's it going to take to get you back in bed?

Violet: Story!

Ophelia: Another one? You drive a hard bargain, kid.

Ophelia reads another book to Violet, softly, as to not disturb her brothers.

She may be exhausted but she's getting plenty of experience for the future.

[westidia]

just finished season 11 of the walking dead (finally 😫) and one Rosita didn’t have to die I would’ve accepted anybody else even carol over her (argue with yo momma)

two with the way it ended, how in the hell did negan and Maggie end up on a show together 🧍🏽‍♀️

left your pregnant wife for what….HE is gonna have to get over the fact that Maggie will never forgive him (which I’d think she’d be dump asf if she did) I just don’t get it 🫤

[bilbobagginsomebabez]

gonna rebrand myself as so rabidly pro free speech that i consider a sock to the mouth defensible speech also. like manners exist for a reason and sometimes it's good for somebody to get popped to remind us all why. i think if you only had a fistfight, "what'd they say before you punched them" is a relevant question, and if people generally agree they would have found it offensive enough to want to punch someone over, the defendant should get off. contract the polls out to gallup for randomized(demographically weighted (we'll pretend in a good way)) sampling and swipe a small part of the state's monopoly on violence + free prisoners unfairly locked up for a little tussle, and have a nazi punching free for all while youre at it.

i expect that white people would stop saying the n word almost immediately and there will never again be a trend like 'yo momma' jokes. unfortunately in this manner i think drake could successfully argue it would be legal for him to beat kendrick lamar to death punch by punch for everything he said. so there are drawbacks

[nudystar]

heroes and villains was the best rap album of 2022, argue wit yo momma

[hellany]

Basically Buddha and Jesus arguing

Buddha: Thats why your shoes raggedy Jesus:

Jesus: Thats why yo momma dead

Buddha:

Buddha: *stays quiet the whole day*

[cyarsk52-20]

imma still believe black women, the carlee russell situation doesn’t stop that for me. y’all be easy tho!

Muting this afterwards. Argue with the wall and yo momma

[trollocs-ooc]

I'm so sad that no one ever pulled out the "thats why yo momma dead" card when arguing with second. It's literally right there

[histendercaress]

Fall is officially upon us bitches. The superior season is obviously fall. Where my fall babies at?? It is FINALLY our time. Come hither all you spooky hoes

🖤🧡🎃🍁🍂🙌🏽👅🔪🩸

[thefearfulheart]

Oscar's gloved fingers twitch on the handle of his knife as the arguing between Fereal and Eirron grow louder, but he just return's to cleaning his weapon again as hears Fereal spit a particularly vile curse about Eirron's mother.

"Are they still fighting?" The croaky voice of Fawkes mummers out beside him, his back slouched against the tree and his hat hanging over his eyes as he shakes his head at the two.

"Unfortunately, yes they are." Oscar hums as he inspects his blade, frowning slightly as he notices a nick on the flat of it. "I don't even know what they are arguing about anymore..."

"Same here," Fawkes yawns out as the orange-red skies start to turn darker, the wind blowing softly through his hair as the fire crackles away in the clearing. "I think they just like arguing, to just argue with each other...where's Kelthur?"

"He left to scout ahead," Oscar snorts out, his elegant fingers tapping the edge of his blade in amusement. "I'm not really surprised, I'm tempted myself to leave camp so I don't hear them argue all night long."

"Ugh," Fawkes hisses out as he feels a white-hot sensation start to build in his right arm, but subside after a few moments. "M-mind if I j-join you then? Wanna try and get what little sleep I can..."

"I," Oscar's yellow-eyed gaze sharp as he watches Fawkes and makes the man in question turn his head away to look at the light of the campfire, clearly uncomfortable with having his intense gaze on him. Oscar's eyes soften a touch as he nods his head in agreement. "Wouldn't mind your pleasant company at all, it would be quite boring without you, I must say."

[westidia]

THE most POWERFUL titans period. Argue with yo momma.

[blueicequeen19]

Prize Pt. 1

"Yo, have you seen the tits on Maybanks' sister?" Kelc nudges me and I blink at him, the last of my buzz was fading and I'd been spacing out. To be honest I was over this party. The same shit every weekend was getting old.

"Dude, she's a Pogue." Topper rolls his eyes in disgust.

"So? Pogues still have tits." Kelc counters. I follow his line of sight to the pretty little blonde in a tiny bikini next to the pool. She did have nice tits. They were full and perky on her slender frame. Her body was taunt with muscles from surfing because what else do you do when you live on an island?

"She's alright." I take a swig of the vodka bottle next to me. Better they think I'm not interested so I don't have to hear the constant nagging that comes with Kelc and Topper. If they spent as much time trying to get laid as they do arguing with each other, they'd be in better moods.

"How did a Pogue get into a Kook party anyway?" Topper scoffs, sipping his beer like the prude he is. He has a point though. No one is fighting so I know the rest of her clan isn't here. No way her brother would let all these dudes gawk at her for this long. I'm suddenly betting that she's a virgin. There's no way she's been able to get a guy alone with the family she's got. I'm surprised she gets to leave the house.

"Who cares? It's nice to have something new to look at." Kelc waves Topper off as we all continue to watch her. She's not doing anything but talking yet I'm still hypnotized. It's like she feels the same pull I do because she suddenly keeps meeting my gaze. The more she catches me watching, the shittier her looks become. Most girls fall at my feet when they catch me checking them out. Not this girl. She looks ready to cut my balls off.

"Dude, I'm out. My mom will kill me if I come home late again." Topper gets to his feet and Kelc chuckles.

"Later mommas boy." Topper flips Kelc off before disappearing out the back gate. Now if only Kelc would fuck off.

"I bet she's a virgin, dude." Kelc says and I fight to remain calm. Anything to not draw attention to the fact that I had the same thought. I didn't want Kelc to be interested.

"I doubt it." I grumble, leaning forward to count the money on the table. I didn't make near enough for the amount of coke I brought. I look up over the wad of cash and meet her narrowed gaze as she wraps a towel around herself. It takes me a minute to realize she's heading right for us.

"Do you have a problem?" She asks and I can't help but smile.

"Why would I have a problem?" I ask, tucking the money in my pocket and leaning back into the chair.

"You've been watching me nonstop." She snaps, rolling her lip at me. I chuckle, glancing at Kelc as he eats this up.

"I was just wondering how a Pogue got into my party." I cock my head and she rolls her eyes.

"All that Kook and Pogue stuff is bullshit. At least I'm not forced to wear a pink polo." Her jab makes me smile and Kelc busts out laughing. So what if I wear pink? She's the only one who ever dared call me on it.

"Are you jealous? Do you need a pink polo of your own?" I taunt her and her cheeks redden in anger.

"You're unbelievable and your party sucks." She stomps off and I look to Kelc who is equally amused.

"Dude, I think I'm in love." Kelc smirks, both of us watching her ass as she walks away. I shake my head. This girl was going to be trouble.

After our run in, I find her at every party since. She glares at me, I glare at her. She insults me, I insult her back. Every little thing she does has my attention.

Thankfully I don't have to run any guys off because she does that herself. No one seems to meet her standards and she's breaking a lot of hearts. It's not until late one night that I overhear a conversation about her that I become fully invested.

"She's desperate to lose her virginity but no one will fuck her because their afraid of her brother." I don't have to hear a name to know who this gossip is talking about. My little Trouble.

"Plus a lot of guys don't want a virgin. They want someone who knows what they're doing." Another girl adds. She couldn't be more wrong. I find myself heading up stairs after her. I can't help myself. I wanted to get her alone. If she wanted someone to fuck her, I'd gladly do it. I follow her up the stairs and down the hall before I catch her elbow and pull her into the nearest room - a bathroom.

"What the fuck, dude?" She demands, slapping her hands against my chest.

"I heard you were having issues with something and I wanted to offer my services." She narrows her eyes at me like she has no idea what I'm talking about.

"Come on, Trouble. If anyone is a good fit it's me. I'm not afraid of anyone in your family and I can keep a secret." I tease, letting my gaze linger on her lips and her eyes widen when it dawns on her. It's only a moment then she's scowling at me.

"How did you—."

"I know everything. Do you want my help or not?" I was growing impatient. I had to know what was under the skimpy clothes she wore. Was she shaved or waxed? Landing strip? What did she taste like? What sounds would she make when I flicked her clit? Fuck, my dick was already hurting.

"I uh—, right now? This is a bathroom?" She stutters, a blush on her cheeks. I softly cup both sides of her face and tip her chin up so she's looking right at me.

"Have you ever been kissed?" I whisper and with a lick of her lips she nods.

"Just once." She breathes, her hands instantly go to my waist and I resist rubbing my erection against her.

"I'm going to kiss you. How you should be kissed. If you want more, meet me on my dads boat at midnight. Deal?" I swipe my thumb over her bottom lip and she nods, her pupils already blown. I bet her heart was racing in her chest.

"Part your lips just a bit. Let me in then slowly follow my lead." I reassure her as she shudders. I back her up against the wall and slowly bring my lips to hers just as she parts them for me. A satisfied hum meets my lips as I kiss her nice and slow. After a moment I tilt my head and nudge her lips with my tongue and her tongue darts out to flick mine. I reach behind her head, tugging out her ponytail as our tongues swirl around each other. Her hands come up to grip my neck as she starts to kiss me harder, more urgently so I grab a fistful of her hair, pulling her ever closer so we're chest to chest. A moan leaves her lips when my free hand slides down to cup her throat. Our kisses grow eager, harder, sloppier. If we didn't stop I would end up bending her over this fucking counter right now.

I break away first, smiling as she sways a little before straightening.

"That was—." I cut her off with a quick peck, satisfied that my kiss just blew her mind.

"Midnight. Don't wear panties."

[stonedregulus]

dom james and bottom brat reg ALWAYS argue with yo momma

i argue with her daily.

and if you’ve never read dom reg with sub james you are seriously missing out. i’m not joking. not to like *flips hair* be that person, but i write them very well.