#as well as it being another water related thing to add to the list!!!

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Have we talked about the almost empty water cooler they walk past on their way into the poker game?!!!

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Dragons and Ghosts prompt

Dragons and ghosts are kind of similar in that some of them can (1) look passably human, (2) be super strong, (3) use magic, (4) take hits better than humans can, (5) heal fast, (6) have obsessions, (7) change forms, (8) have deafening screams/roars, (9) fly, (10) be territorial, (11) use fighting as a form of playing, and (12) probably make attacks come out of their mouths(fire, wind, water, sound...) please note that I used the word can as there are many different types of dragons and ghosts. thank you.

What I'm saying is: Mix Dragon!Batman au with DPxDC.

Danny thinks Batman is a ghost because of multiple of the reasons listed above and tries to reach out with gifts or something as a peace offering. Ghosts don't usually become heroes, so it would be great to meet a few(or one). He doesn't know ghost culture very well, so he probably gets some help. For ghosts it's simple to gain allies, but also extremely difficult. Don't enter another ghost's haunt without permission(unless you plan on fighting them). Gifts in general can be seen as peace offerings unless it's death or obsession related(then it's a courting gift). You can't just show up and wait outside of their haunt to have a chat because it can be seen as you issuing a challenge. If you don't (a)receive an in person gift in return, or (b)an in person meeting with the other ghost in a week, you can try again.

Bruce is unsettled because the scent on the gifts smell weird. He's not the most well versed in magic (just because he's a magical creature, doesn't mean he has to be good at it) but he does know dragon culture. Don't enter someone else's territory without express permission. Gifts have meanings. (If it's shiny, they want something. If it's food, they probably want to be friends/family or to form an alliance. If it's something to add to your hoard and aren't already part of your family, then they are trying to court you. Side note: if you hoard food or shiny things, courting items mostly come in even numbers.) Always, someone is supposed to wait with the gift to explain/negotiate more minor details. Everything is always done on the same day; no waiting, no return gift or searching out the other person/dragon. He assumes a baby dragon found out about him being a dragon and is trying to remember how to contact an unfamiliar dragon. (or if you want bruce/danny: he assumes his potential suitor is unfamiliar with dragon culture and trying to learn)

The cultures overlap, so neither realize that the other isn't the same species, but they're also different enough that they do not understand what's going on.

(feel free to add or disregard anything in this prompt if you want to write something based on this)

[padfootdaredmetoo]

Hey how are you hope you ok

I got a request for Tommy Shelby if that ok

So basically you and Tommy are dating and one day in a meeting you was having theses really bad stomach pains and you thought nothing of at than when u got home and I got worse and than u went to Tommy crying in pain still and he said you might be in labour ( u don’t know u pregnant) than he calls polly and then u gived birth to you boy or girl up to you and then next day every one was  Shock and yh hope that make sense u don’t have to do it x

Dear Anon,

Thank you for waiting! I changed things up a bit and I apologize for any mistakes as I'm editing on mobile at work. Hope you enjoy it!

Warnings: childbirth, mentions of Hugh stress and poor eating habits. Peaky related themes and magic.

Dating Thomas was a life changing decision in more ways than you had originally realsied. Your whole life plan had been derailed by the constant ups and downs. 

Every new accomplishment and high was met with an even more dangerous low. You were along for the ride while managing your position at the book shop you owned. Long days and fun nights occupied these past few months so much that you realised that your period was late. 

Very late. 

You thought about it for a while and realised it was probably what used to happen when you were a teenager. High times of stress would stop it altogether. You had no other symptoms that women had told you about. No weird cravings, or morning sickness. Just lots of drama and stres.

You pushed the thought from your mind as you went about your usual routines. 

________6 months later____

You had come to the realisation that you must be barren. A fact that was difficult to come to terms with, however Tommy had said he wasnt interested in children any way. 

Looking at your self in the mirror you noticed a bit of weight on you and made a mental note to try and correct it by skiping meals for a while. Nothing big to worry about in comparison to another rival family causing chaos. You’d only just gotten sorted from being held captive a week ago. 

You already had so much on your shoulders at the book shop, orders were piling up and you were spending more and more late nights and early mornings. Tommy’s men escorting you and staying by the door while you worked. 

The multiple attempts on your life did nothing but add to the list of reasons you couldnt sleep at night. You were slowly falling apart. 

Cramps set in about mid day and you finally gave up. You called Tom letting him know you couldnt make it to lunch and went right to bed. Taking a much needed nap you woke up to even worse sets of pain. 

You grabbed your hot water bottle and tried to curl up on the couch with a book. Struggling through the sets of pain you began to wonder if something else was wrong. Wasn’t there an organ that could explode in your stomach? 

Your thoughts were interrupted by a knock at the door. 

____________________________________________________

Sitting across the table from the old woman, Polly thought back through time. Her eyes were dark and she had told her lots of things about her life that night. Gave her the curse of knowledge, knowing all too well that the girl was too weak to fight fate. And Polly had tried, every step of the way to fight it. 

It didnt surprise her that she was once again stuck at that wooden table. That the woman reflected on something said ages ago. 

A child. 

Polly’s heart sunk when she thought about the two children that were permanently out of her reach. A child? At this age. Not likely. 

The dream took a turn and woman shouted at her. 

“Go to her now before its too late.” And image of your face came into her mind and suddenly she was awake. The womans cold scream still echoing in her mind. 

Getting her clothes pulled on she quickly called Thomas. 

“Need to get to her place now” She said trying to pull on her boot at the same time. 

“Pol - why? What’s wrong?” The sound of panic in his voice made her reconsider your place within the family. 

“Just go, I’m on my way now.” She hung up the phone not wanting to waist anytime. On the drive over she thought about you and what this ment. 

There was no way of making sense of the situation. All the things she was told never made sense as a girl and wouldnt likely start to make sense now. She sighed defeated. She liked you well enough. Smart, kept Thomas in line, a bit soft hearted but she could see that changing the more you saw of the world. 

She parked and ran up the steps of your building. Opening the door she ould hear your soft cries as he tried to comfort you. 

“Pol what’s wrong with her.” 

“It’s a child.” Polly said moving into the kitchen seeing what supplies they were working with. 

“Fuck off.” You said a tone of disbelif. Coming back into the room she watched your face cycle through the many stages of panic. 

“Accept it so we can get on with it.” Polly said to the both of them. 

“How?” 

“Part of the prophecy. Flashbacks got me up in the middle of the night.” She watched as Tommy fell under the weight of her words. 

“Alright, love.” He kissed the top of your head. “It’s not going to make sense. So just let it happen.” You looked at up him your fear fading in the warmth of his gaze. 

“I dont think I can do it.” You groaned, tears welling up in your eyes. 

“It’s already happened. Pol saw it. That means you certainly can. Just have to make it from here to there.” 

After that you followed instructions, Polly was professional but couldnt help but feel a fondness growing for you. This was also a side of Tom she hadn’t seen since he was a small boy. He did everything without thought, never letting you out of his grip. 

“Tough girl.” He kissed your temple. “You can do it, gotta push again” 

Like many times before. Polly pulled a small little babe from their mother on the living room floor of a dingy flat in Birmingham. 

You collapsed against Tom and Polly went to work ensuring the child was alright. Smallest little girl she’d ever seen. Born too soon, quiet as a mouse as she looked up at her great aunt. Her heart was strong, and Polly knew just by holding her that this child, was significant in something bigger than all of them put together. 

She handed the girl off to her parents. Leaning back against the sofa sitting next to Thomas. He handed her a cigarette from his breast pocket. 

Taking a long drag, she realized she should give them space to enjoy the moment. Her bones had no interest in moving as the night, and previous months took a toll on her. 

“She predicted this? Why didn't you say something?”  Tom whispered stoking the cheek of his first child. 

Polly almost snapped at him, before registering his tone of voice. She’d never seen him this vulnerable. 

“She told me a lot of things, I was small at the time. None of you were born yet. It’s not specific stuff-” 

“Thank you.” You said with tears in your eyes. “I -I Don't know what to say.” 

“You shouldn't say, anything love. You're family now” 

_________________________________________________

You were the most exhausted you’d ever been, but a family meeting was unavoidable. That night was the last night you spent in your apartment. He’d carried you to the car the next morning to take you to his place. 

You watched him move around the massive kitchen. He got you a cushion before letting you sit at the head of the table. A cup of strange tea was placed in front of you as the family started to pile in. 

Ruby slept in your arm and you tried to relax as the family came close. You were friendly and warm with everyone but this was the first time they were seeing you as a permanent fixture in the family. 

“That must have been so scary love. Your body hid it so well” Emse came up to you putting her arm around you in a makeshift hug. “Look at her. So small. Pretty like her mum.” She sat close to you and you knew that it was because of her natural distaste for family meetings. Her posture told you if anyone got smart she’d chew them out. 

Arthur and John started to congratulate Tommy loudly and your stomach turned when they set on you. She was so small you didn't feel comfortable passing her around yet. What if that offended people? 

“Look at that! Next Shelby made a grand entrance like her da” Arthur kissed your cheek, his mustache tickling. “Good job, love.”

“Thanks,” You said softly. 

“God I hope she’s just like you Tom. Finally some payback.” John came over and lowered his voice once seeing her. “Fuck she’s so small. You can call us any time if you need anything. Got a truckload of baby clothes for ya.” 

“Really though, love. Call any time.” Esme said and you hoped more than anything you would get closer to her. 

The meeting started and Tommy made a grand speech. It didn't take long before Polly was rushing you back up to lie down in bed. When you woke up there was a ring on your wedding finger and a note on the bedside table. 

Gone to London for business. Be back tomorrow. 

You went back to the massive set of diamonds on your finger. It was talked about but you hadn't had the chance to think about it yet. 

There was a soft knock at the door and Esme poked her head in. 

“Staying while he’s away, do you need anything, love.” Without knowing what to do you just stuck your hand out at her. 

She looked at the ring. 

“When!” She whispered.

“Just woke up and it was there.” You whispered back in disbelief. 

“Such a Thomas thing to do.” She laughed and sat on the bed next to you. You both talked for hours and you were grateful she let you doze off and nap. 

You and Ruby fit right in.

[phantomoftheorpheum]

PLL OS Summer School 2x06-2x08 Trailer Breakdown

*Spoilers for PLL Summer School 2x01-2x05 + the 2x06-2x08 trailer

Okay, well I've been assured that I am not talking only to myself, so let's do this.

So, while the timeline of events isn't 100% clear, I have been able to group together stuff that I think is related and/or stuff that I think will happen in the same episode.

First up, we see the girl's discussing the tests. Based on their outfits, this is at the top of 2x06. This is the convo where they acknowledge Imogen & Tabby are 'next'.

Chronologically, I think the next few things we've got (but I'm not 100% sure on the order) are- The girls compiling their suspect list, Imogen accusing Dr. Sullivan of being Bloody Rose, Imogen & Tabby staying over at their love interests, Imogen & Tabby's summer school "walk of shame," and Redemption House being put together. While Imogen wears the same outfit in all of these scenes (presumably over the course of two days), Tabby's outfit changes, which is why I think the list of suspects scene is before the others, since she's wearing the blue shirt for her date and the morning after. I think Imogen accuses Dr. Sullivan either directly before or after they compile their list, as she has lipstick on in both those scenes, but does not in the scenes the following morning. (Also the shot of them building Redemption House could come whenever, I just think it's generally in this time).

Their list is - Dr. Sullivan, Kelly Beasley, Mrs. Beasley, Mrs. Langsberry, Deputy Maroon, and Rose Waters (you can't see her name in these screencaps, but you can at another angle). These are all characters the viewers are pretty suspicious of (except Deputy Maroon. I didn't even remember who that was).

Here's Imogen accusing Dr. Sullivan of being Bloody Rose. We don't have a lot to anchor when this happens, just Imogen's outfit and lipstick.

These are the outfits we see them in for the "walk of shame," so definitely the night before the following shots.

^^this shot of Redemption House is cut with other shots when it seems to be open, but I don't believe they're from the same scene. I think this is earlier.

Next we have Kelly announcing Redemption House to the class. The way the trailer is cut, it implies this happens during the morning after the "walk of shame" scene, but it's definitely a different day, because the teacher is dressed differently.

This is also a difficult shot to anchor in time, but I think it must be pretty early 2x06, since so much of the trailer focuses on Redemption House. I think this may actually be the day before the shots it's cut with, but I'm not sure.

Next up, we've got the girls with Redemption House (in Imogen's house). We see them standing outside during the day, and lines of people going in. We also see them inside the house, and then outside at night, all in the same outfits.

Since there's a limit to how many photos I can add to a post, I'm only going to show a little bit of the house, but I'll talk about the rest.

There are a lot of shots from inside the house, but I don't want to waste all my image space on it. The house appears to be specifically themed after the girls season 1 storylines, implying someone has a lot of access to the details of what happened to each girl. I think we get glimpses of scenes based on several of the girls- Mouse on her laptop with Steve, a party where a girl (I think representing Tabby or Imogen) appears to be drinking/dancing, what looks like a drug den (for Noa), two shirtless football players (played by Henry and (I think) Greg) and I'm not sure if this is related to one of the girls or if this is more a sexuality shaming thing. It appears that the girls walk through the house, then an enraged Imogen blows out the power.

Okay, so the next "group" of scenes are- Noa suggesting Christian and Johnny be added to the suspect list, Tabby frightened and falling down Christian's basement stairs, all the girls (and Christian) except Tabby at the Orpheum, seemingly being chased by a mob (that appears to be the online version of the Bloody Rose cult). Again, I've grouped and ordered these in this way based on clothing and context. I assume Tabby is not with the other girls because she has possibly been injured earlier in the episode.

Noa suggests Christian and Johnny as suspects. This shot of Tabby is not 100% guaranteed to be from this scene (though they imply it with the editing), but I think it probably is. We also see Mouse in this scene sitting in front of Noa.

Tabby is wearing this same outfit when she falls down the stairs to Christian's basement.

There are quite a few shots of this sequence where The Orpheum appears to be under siege, which I believe happens later the same day as the previous two scenes. Noa is dressed differently from the scene where she mentions Christian and Johnny, but Mouse is definitely wearing the same top in this sequence as she is when she's sitting in front of Noa, so I think this is that evening. These scenes being in this order would also explain Tabby's absence from the chase sequence.

So I feel reasonably confident about the chronology of the stuff before this point. The rest of this, not so much. I have compiled some shots that are scattered through the trailer that appear to be from the same scene, but where exactly they fall in the timeline is difficult to say.

First, Kelly with Bloody Rose at the pool. I think these shots of Faran might go with this scene (or she may find Kelly after this scene?), because she is at the pool at night.

Not pictured- a shot of what looks like Kelly floating facedown in the pool, Kelly looking back over her shoulder, and another similar shot of Faran. These shots are not shown together in the trailer, but the Kelly shots are definitely connected & I also believe these Faran shots are related. There is also a shot of Bloody Rose standing outside a chainlink fence, which may be here, but I'm not sure.

Next up, Imogen's "test" and a scuffle with Rose. These shots are also split up throughout the trailer, but all appear to be from the same scene. Imogen enters a bedroom (her mother's?) filled with candles. We get a glimpse of her "final girl" letter. She is then attacked by Bloody Rose.

You cannot see it in these shots, but there is a crucifix hanging over the bed, which definitely felt very Mrs. Beasley-ish, but I think this is Imogen's house.

Now on to the stuff that is even more disconnected. I think we might be getting more nightmares from Imogen. There is a very incriminating shot of Dr. Sullivan that I don't believe they would ever show us in a trailer if it were real, where she has the Bloody Rose mask. Everything about this particular shot feels fake, so I think Imogen (who we know is suspicious of Dr. Sullivan) dreams this.

Additionally, I'm wondering if Imogen has a dream about murdering Johnny. There is a shot of the creamery floor, and someone wearing the creamery uniform (that we've only seen Johnny in) being dragged as dead weight (I think being dragged by Imogen). This could be real, but I wonder if it's not related to the shot from the earlier trailer where Imogen and Johnny are hugging and she looks very upset (perhaps she dreams that she stabs him, then wakes up upset?)

If this is real, things are not looking good for Johnny.

Then we have a shot of Noa through a hole (the eye hole in the Bloody Rose mask?)

I really don't think there's much in the trailer that links with this shot of Noa, so who knows.

There's a shot of Mrs. Beasley saying, "I pray those girls suffer and burn."

No idea when this is, but Faran also says Mrs. Beasley is her top suspect. The more they point at people, the less I think they did it.

There's a shot of Tabby waking up (looks a lot like the shot of Mouse from the last episode) in what I assume is Christian's bedroom. It's not a location we're familiar with.

Tabby is wearing a different top here from any of the other scenes, and I'm not sure what to make of that. This could be Christian's shirt that she wears after their date shown earlier (Imogen appears to be wearing one of Johnny's shirts in his bed earlier in the trailer, so that would track), or it could be an entirely different day/night.

Here we have a scene where Mouse & Ash seem to be talking about Redemption House. He calls it, "an apocalyptic level of hate." I think this is likely in 2x06 and pretty early in 2x06, but Mouse's outfit doesn't match anything else she wears and Ash does not appear anywhere else in the trailer, so I have no way to confirm this.

Weirdly, Mouse actually seems to be wearing an outfit we saw her in earlier in the season (when she finds the rose), so I don't know if this was originally supposed to be in an earlier episode and it's gotten moved, or what. I do wonder if it's a re-ordered scene, because Kelly was passing out those flyers several episodes ago.

There's a few shots I want to note that I couldn't fit into this post because of the tumblr limits.

A shot of Christian (he's just wearing his Orpheum uniform, so nothing new to discuss there)

A shot of Johnny (also just wearing his uniform)

A shot of Mouse looking out of her window at night. It's a little difficult to see anything, so I didn't use one of my image slots on it.

The only stuff from the original "Weeks Ahead" trailer that we haven't seen yet are the shots from the Pride event at the pool, Imogen and Johnny hugging at work, and the girls walking into a location that I do not recognize at all.

So that's what is in the trailer, here's my takeaways.

If everyone is getting a test this season, I think Tabby's will be next and Imogen's will be last. Imogen and Rose in her mother's bedroom feels a bit like Archie chasing Imogen in season 1.

This trailer points so hard at Dr. Sullivan and Mrs. Beasley, that makes me feel they are likely red herrings. I've liked the Mrs. Beasley theory for a long time, but Faran directly calling it out in the trailer is pretty blunt.

No sign of several characters that presumably do have scenes, since their arcs are completely unresolved. No Jen or Shawn. No Wes. No Rebecca or Imogen's dad. No Mrs. Langsberry (unless her name being written down counts). No Mouse's grandmother. Obviously they have to deal with the Jen/Noa/Shawn stuff, so interesting that we see none of it. I also don't know why they would introduce Rebecca and then never have her reappear, so that would be weird. I definitely expect to see more of Wes, but that's also because he is one of my top suspects.

I'm wondering if Jen is a big part of the online Bloody Rose Cult. Out of the new love interests, we've spent the most time on her outside of her romance from Noa (her stealing, her mom being an addict, her dad being a "rich pharma bro," the bail money, etc.) and regardless of how honest (or not) that she's being, it would be weird for none of that to be plot relevant. The way she asked Noa about the Millwood Massacre in her first episode raised some red flags (it felt like she was pretending not to really know what that was about), and we know she's not from Millwood, but has come here for summer school (which could easily be on purpose), so I'm wondering how that could fit in. The shot of Noa (that looks like it's maybe through Rose's mask) could be her finding a BR mask in Jen's things. The Bloody Rose Cult people seem to be wearing various versions of the mask when they are chasing the girls. Jen also has a similar fashion sense to a lot of the online cult members we've seen.

I haven't forgotten about Chip's mom. I understand why a lot of people are suspicious of her (and she fits some major horror tropes), I just don't like that we haven't seen her like at all this season. So I don't know how to feel about that. But Tabby's arc surrounding Chip doesn't feel totally complete (the way she experienced flashbacks of him when working on her short and how she's still feeling the consequences of his betrayal in a way that Imogen doesn't appear to be), so I do acknowledge that.

We get very little Ash, Henry, or Greg in this trailer, so I have taken note of that as well. It doesn't specifically make me any more suspicious of any of these characters than I already was, because they don't really have a lot going on outside of the girls. Henry not having much left to do this season wouldn't surprise me. Greg will be around, I think, but he does still feel like a background character. I've mentioned my mental tug of war around Ash and his screen time several times, but considering how background Mouse has felt for a lot of this season, it's not entirely weird.

Probably not important, but based off of his bedroom, Johnny is really into music & I'm still holding out hope they might let him sing at some point. I don't see where that fits, but let me dream.

Also, speaking of his room- Johnny's room is absolutely packed with album covers, posters of bands and musicians, musical instruments, etc. and the set design is pretty maximalist in general in this show, so it can be hard to know what matters, so this probably doesn't. But he also has a giant ass poster of Edgar Allen Poe on his wall?? which like... is probably just a set design choice, but feels weirdly out of step with the rest of his room.

I don't think this trailer has vastly shifted any of my opinions, but I will be excited to see how correct I am about my timeline and guesses.

As always, if you have any thoughts opinions you'd like to share, let me know!

[weissaddams]

Date with Death

Chapter 3

Wednesday Addams rarely failed at anything in her twenty-two years on this massive rock called Earth.

She failed to save Nero.

She failed to uncover Tyler as the Hyde before things became exponentially worse.

She failed to stop her heart from falling in love with Enid Sinclair.

The raven refused to add anything more to that list. Specifically anything even remotely related to waking up a nocturnal vampire. She was sorely tempted to stuff a roll of garlic bread into the vampire’s mouth, but that would surely hinder the girl’s ability to walk down the aisle as the maid of honor.

Enid would be sad were that to happen. Wednesday was left with no other choice when the vampire refused to get up yet again. 

She set the bed on fire.

Well, she would have liked to. Instead she had to settle for pouring ice water all over Yoko’s face. Only slightly making sure she didn’t drown herself somehow.

“What the fuck!”

“Welcome to the land of the living, Tanaka.”

“Addams!”

“Yes?”

“I’m going to kill you!”

“You would be surprised how easy of a feat that would be today.”

Wednesday gave a quick nod to a very amused Divina before promptly walking back to the suite’s kitchen to return the glass she borrowed for the water. She could faintly hear the siren’s chuckles as she calmed down her nocturnal girlfriend. 

All was well.

For now.

She was left with nothing to do or anyone to talk to as Enid was called on by one of the photographers. The raven idly wandered into the music room. Acoustic plywood, soundproof panels and sound curtains. Ah. Maybe she should have brought her cello for one last performance.

She settled for the grand piano. Steinway & Sons. Shiny but dusty.

Wednesday sat behind the keys as she opened the lid. There was nothing sadder for an instrument than to be displayed instead of brought to its full potential. She had no doubt that most visitors who could afford the penthouse suite would be able to play some music, but an instrument of this quality deserved more than just dust and the occasional love song. 

She let her hands do as they please, pressing into the keys, no actual piece in mind when Bianca Barclay emerged from another room, all dressed up and ready for the make-up team. Though, the raven wondered if anything more could be done to enhance a siren's naturally alluring features. 

“I didn’t know you could play the piano.”

“My mother taught me. I just happened to resonate with the cello more.”

“Couldn’t fit one in Ophelia Hall dorms?”

“The floor would have collapsed under the weight.”

“Just like you’re trying not to now?”

“I’m not sure what you mean.”

“Happy human beings don't play Kreisler’s Liebesleid, Addams.”

Oh. Was that the piece she was playing? How... appropriate. 

“I do not consider myself happy or human, but your curiosity begs the question, why do you know the piece?”

Deflection. What were the lyrics Enid kept singing at godawful hours in their dorm? Ah. Conceal, don’t feel.

“This doesn’t seem like you at all.”.

"And what exactly do I seem like?”

“Like the love of your life is getting married, but not to you.”

Wednesday chuckled darkly but continued to play. Bianca seemed content to listen. No, Enid was not getting married to her and that, decidedly, was best for everyone. Wednesday had long since made peace with it.

The siren often forgot that Wednesday was only human. A formidable and feared outcast, sure, but still quite human though she didn't consider herself as much. It seemed even ravens weren't immune to heartbreak. The piece ends and Bianca feels her own heart clench painfully at the sad smile on Wednesday’s face. 

“You’re many things, Wednesday, but you’re not a coward. You still have at least a few hours to tell her.”

“There is nothing to tell, Bianca. I was simply passing the time.”

“I hope you know what you’re doing.”

“When have I never?”

“Today’s a good a day as any to start being wrong, Wednesday.”

Wednesday knew Bianca easily saw through her poker face, but there wasn’t much she could say to keep the siren from pushing. It would be best to reply with silence. It was fortunate that Enid walked into the room when she did.

“Hi, girls!”

The dour mood immediately changed thanks to the sunny werewolf and Bianca quickly followed her lead. What was that saying? You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink?

“Enid, did you know Wednesday could play?”

“The piano? Oh yeah and she’s really good! She always plays me a few songs whenever I visit the Addams’ Manor during our breaks.”

Bianca raised an eyebrow and all but gloated in front of Wednesday upon hearing this little snippet of information she so conveniently kept under wraps. She never should have even asked. Enid always spent a few weeks over the year at the Addams’ manor. Personally invited by Wednesday and/or her family. Of course the werewolf knew about Wednesday’s apparent ability to master just about any instrument. 

“Why aren’t  you preparing?” Wednesday intervened as the blonde werewolf sat beside her on the stool, close enough that they were pressed against each other even though there was plenty of space on each side.

She was now dressed in what seemed to be a loose, white dress that ended at her knees, blonde hair softly dried and with the new bracelet very noticeable on her wrist. Along with the engagement ring from Ajax, of course.

“They said they’d prepare me last. Divina is first up. Yoko is taking a bath so I think Bianca’s next. They took a few photos but they said I’m free until then.”

The siren eyed the way Enid’s hands started pressing down on the keys. Wrist up and loose as her fingers flew about the piano. Another piece Bianca recognized. Salut D’Amour.

“Didn’t know you could play, too.” Bianca leaned in slightly.

Wednesday and Enid certainly looked good together. She couldn’t keep convincing herself otherwise as Wednesday liked to do to herself and everyone else. Ajax was a good guy, but how did he ever hope to match up to this?

Only Enid Sinclair could enthrall Wednesday Addams like this. Like she plucked the moon from the sky and gave it to the raven when all she was really doing was playing the piano.

“Wednesday taught me.” Enid smiled at her as she continued playing, even giving the raven a slight nudge to get her to join in.

“Really?” Bianca inquired.

“Yes. Enid was certainly dedicated to learn some sort of music during our last two summers at Nevermore.”

“Why? I always thought singing was more your thing.”

“Singing is fun, but I saw Mrs. Addams accompany Wednesday when she played the cello. I thought it would be neat if I could do that for Wednesday, too. Turns out I still need to put in a few more years of practice for that.”

“That’s not true. You’ve accompanied me plenty.”

“I don’t think it counts as plenty when I only learned on piece, Wends. I was only able to play so much because you practiced with me for hours every day during those summers.”

Well, Wednesday could argue that it did, in fact, count. Their rendition of Salut D’Amout was certainly nothing to scoff at. She'd personally witnessed the effort Enid put into learning to play. There were days she would not stop until Morticia encouraged her to rest or Wednesday invited her for a walk.

“I think I’ll go make sure Yoko hasn’t fallen asleep in the bath. I’ll come get you when it’s your turn, Enid.”

Bianca gave them a small smile before walking away. Enid gave her a quick thumbs up and Wednesday nodded and gave her what seemed like a grateful look. It was hard to tell.

Saluit D’Amour was literally French for “Hello, my love.”

Enid and Wednesday apparently accompanied each other for Salut D’Amour. A piece originally written as the composer’s gift to his future wife for their engagement. 

They were even dressed in black and white and Bianca would have been blind not to notice the matching Es on Enid’s new bracelet and Wednesday’s signet ring. It made no sense and at the same time it made so, so much sense.

Bianca could only conclude one thing. They were hopeless.

She wasn’t one to interfere, though. Maybe a little bit? At least?

Sure, this was something they had to figure out by themselves, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask the hired photographer to take a few candid shots of Enid and Wednesday at the piano.

For... the wedding album. Surely.

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Date With Death master post

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All the chapters are in the master post up there!

This fic is really just me indulging myself. I’ve always been an angst writer because it’s very easy to draw from heartbreak. I can’t promise any consistency but I have ideas in mind that I will certainly be writing out. Still on the fence about making an AO3 account. I love reading and discussing in comments, though, so I might actually make an account.

I linked Liebesleid and Salut D’Amour. Try to start listening once the piece is mentioned in the fic. It adds angst, I promise!

Saluit D’Amour isn’t a beginner piece but for the sake of the plot, let’s say Enid managed to accompany Wednesday by the end of that summer. I’ve read the sheet music for the piano and it would take a lot of practice for a beginner but it’s very doable.

Also, watch how the women in the video play. I imagine Enid and Wednesday’s movements to be about the same. 

And yes I got Liebesleid from watching YLIA. It’s Kousei’s rendition in the anime. Go watch it, too, if you haven’t already! Full of angst.

[astrxlfinale]

HC; Nsfw bundle.

Exactly as it says. After toiling about with his character, I've found a solid idea of some favorable preferences. (Which this list can always grow.)

+ Being absolute grabby with him, and having that be shared is at the top of his list. He lives off of that passionate energy and loves to express that with his partner. Depending on how they feel about it, torn clothes can be part of the equation, there's just a natural hunger to mold their forms with the hunger channeled in his grip, to make them feel as every bit of savory as they rightfully are. + A sense of 'challenge' also goes a particularly long way. Not like anything related to fighting, but never be afraid to banter with him, to make those particular notes like if something his partner done really got him weak in the knees, being studied in such a fashion really knows how to melt the inside of his mind. In another way I guess it can be say he's a fan of wild sides. + In that same vein he allow loves to be ruthless once finding out what they enjoy. Taking his adventure loving trait, taking full advantage of letting his partner ride a road of indulge is a prime definition of bliss for Caelus. Exploration should be adventurous, it should be fun, so gradually stripping those understandable barriers of either shyness or bashfulness away could help with his go-getting nature.

+ Is actually pretty good/quick learner at the art of oral. Coin it to his appetite, to his attention to detail, but he loves never shying from getting on his knees for his partners. Being able to peek up towards them and watch that growing anticipation is a chef kiss moment for him. Not to mention, just being squished between their thighs or having his face sat on is just a personal wonderland he wants to keep for himself. + Shove him exactly where you want him. He loves being guided by his partner's impatience, in his mind, it really translate into that sensation of being wanted and that they can supply exactly what they need for each other. Bonus points if you have a particularly rough grip on his hair, either intentionally or just from the rush of pleasure, his lifestyle of combat has secretly developed him enjoying a certain threshold of pain as well.

+ To no one's surprise, why yes he is most certainly an ass man. (Who WOULD be surprised at this point??)

+ Sensitive regions for him would primarily be his chest. Not to say it'd be an automatic trigger, but getting him in the most prior, and with that being the resting spot for his Stellaron makes it a very reactive region. In fact it's pretty normal to see his chest come to host a golden glow, the same goes for his eyes which was likely noticed in a lot of different situations.

+ The more he's come to witness them, the more he in general come to have an ever growing appreciation for seeing his partners wear thigh highs. Seeing them contained enough is already one thing, but adding to that would his eager touches and squeezes of hand only adds to that eagerness of wanting to peel them off all the same. + Aftercare in Caelus's preferred language is bathing together. This can also just lead to bath side make outs depending on the given energy of that particular ship. For as much as he adores what they put each other through, there's a certain magic in assisting to wash all that exhaustion away with a peaceful sort of whimsy. Not to mention, seeing water bless the mortal form is one of instances that gives him the 'wow eyes' in kind.

+ Due to his traveling nature, he's own considerably more open to public spaces that have plenty of privacy for his shared moments as well. If hm and his partner can successfully get away with it? WELL--

[glowstone23b]

Today I think I shall gush about my piglin naming system! Inspired by Technoblade :)

Piglin names typically come in three parts, being (attribute)(thing you’re known for)(bastion name). Bastion names are normally used if you’re interacting with anyone outside of your bastion or horde, because goodness knows how many piglins out there are named Gold…

First names are usually a personality trait or something alluding to one, not always literal. Techno was named as such because he’s cool and calculating on the outside, like technology. Flint (my oc, for a second example) was named as such because he’s hardy and dependable.

Second names are given later on in life (some piglins choose not to use them, or never earn them)— these can be a lot of things! Usually it’s a profession, but it can also be a notable event in your life; it’s something people would recognize you for. Techno got the name “blade” because of his prowess with blades in farming and on the battlefield, and Flint got “bairn” for being good with those who are born (animals, but children especially).

Some piglins never end up getting second names, and some don’t associate with a bastion. Those who are outcast or choose to move elsewhere may take up a different name. They also morph with time— if someone becomes more well-known for something after they’d already received a second name, they’d change it to match!

This is the short version, amazingly enough. More under the cut if you’re interested in it! You’ll get a glimpse into how my mind works, lol

First names aren’t given until piglings start to grow their tusks in, around which time their personality shows a lot more. As a baby, they’re given a placeholder name by their parents or caretakers, which can be anything! Typically, it’s from a pool of names that that bastion or horde holds dear, so litters a couple years apart may end up having the same childhood names.

I actually have a list of some names that’d work in one way or another, though not all of them may fit together smoothly. You can likely shift stuff around and add or subtract letters so it rolls off your tongue easier. I mean, technically this is in english, so it’d likely work in the piglin’s spoken language, but hey!

Birth names: Typically some physically defining trait, notable action, or person/idol/role model, given to the piglet shortly after birth. Examples include steve/alex/jean, mud, snow, speckle, leather, squeal, swift, trot, crinkle, crimson, trip/skip, hopper

First names: Typically an object or item, or field of study or important advancement in relation to the piglin’s temperament around 8-12 years of age. Overworld examples are used less frequently, but tend to be given to piglets with exceptional or odd temperaments. Examples include Techno(logy), Flint, Fence, Ash, Ember, Clay, Obsidian (Obi-), Cinder, Gold, Flame, Blaze, Rose, Water, Rust, Cobblestone (Cobble-), Honey

Second names: Typically a thing or descriptor/verb (usually in past tense), given to the piglin after finding something they excel at or become known for. This is usually a word that pertains to multiple aspects of them (as with Techno, ‘blade’ refers to his expertise with bladed items both in battle and cultivation). Examples include Blade, Bairn (born), Char, Forge, Lock, Arrow, Shield, Bloom, Ferrous/Aurous, Brew, Heal, Tame, Craft, Knife, Smith, Saw, Sword, String, Saddle, Spirit, Breath, Grown, Wrought, Torn, Write, Built, Read, Smelt, Bud, Scar

Literally just copy pasted from my notes app so apologies if stuff is repeated or doesn’t make sense! If you guys have piglin name ideas or oc ideas regarding this I will give you a kiss on the forehead, I adore it.

The more I talk about it the more it sounds like how warrior cats name themselves. I know nothing about warrior cats, unfortunately, so I can’t say it holds true, but… I feel like this may be a common thing I worldbuilding. Regardless, I just think it’s neat!

If you are insane about piglins as I am or still relatively sane with a little interest in them, do interact! I’d love to bounce ideas off each other ^^! Also if you got this far I love you and tuck you in all cozy like a snug bug!! Don’t forget to eat and drink today, you deserve it! Okay that’s all for right now! :D

[dogtoling]

Question: Can inkfish even eat chocolate? My headcanon is that Inkfish can eat chocolate but only in very small amounts and probably with an age limit. I imagine that chocolate was brought over via trade with another species that can eat chocolate and inkfish might have gotten a little addicted to it. Kind of how squirrels are addicted to chocolate but shouldn't be eating it.

They can eat chocolate. there is a ridiculous amount of chocolate-flavored things and chocolate drizzle is something people love to put on stuff, we just had the splatfest (normally splatfests are a questionable canon source though). Chocolate is toxic to a lot of animals, just like pretty much everything is in certain amounts - humans have a weird amount of tolerance to a lot of things in nature that are meant to be toxic deterrents but we're like omg poison sooooo yummy. given how Inklings evolved to be somewhat omnivorous and really enjoy fruit, it wouldn't be far fetched to me that they also developed resistance to a lot of stuff. hell, maybe they can even eat berries that are toxic to us.

idk. Really i dont think about things like this much at all because i know that even if you deep dove into animal diets and made a comprehensive list of what human foods a squid could be able to eat, or what it could theoretically evolve to eat, it would never add up to what's in the actual game because it's first and foremost a human parallel. If we're being real, squids are carnivores and they shouldn't be eating pretty much anything except fish and crustaceans and each other and like, worms. But in the game they're eating waffles and ice cream and avocado toast and whatever the hell else they absolutely in no way should even be able to digest, lol.

So they clearly have omnivorous adaptations despite mainly being carnivorous. I like to think it's so they can supplement their diet easier because the amount of calories that an Inkling needs in a day is literally ridiculous, if we look at pre-civilization Inklings or even modern inklings that play lots of turf war. Considering HOW they move changing forms, swimming, producing that much ink, super jumping, having no bones so a LOT of their movement is almost purely through muscle, ET CETERA, you'd be REALLY GRATEFUL to be able to eat something that doesnt require chasing and is calorie-dense, and metabolizing sugars is something that would REALLY HELP THAT (which brings us to stuff like noodles, rice, bread).

Fruit is an especially notable thing and I believe it was one of the first things Inklings started eating when they started developing away from being purely carnivorous. Fruit has a LOT of sugar which is good if you can metabolize it and you're a hyperactive species that produces like their own weight in ink in like an hour if given the chance, and fruit also has a LOT of WATER which is. Well, read above. same thing. The water is really the main thing they would NEED to get through their diet, way more than solely eating meat provides on average

kind of a ramble there but it's tangentially related i promise. ALL THAT BEING SAID. there's definitely foods that have been brought cross-species through trade. i'd like to think stuff like rice and wheat actually wasn't commonplace with inklings and vegetables are VERY new in their culinary culture, especially things like lettuce. They probably mainly had things like crustaceans, fish, eggs, fruit and whatever prior. There's a piece of stage dialogue in Splatoon 1 that implies vegetables literally didn't exist until like less than a hundred years ago but idk if they just made that up.

[fischlslays]

Ok i saw that you were s̶u̶f̶f̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶. So why not u do a Todoroki x reader fluff? It's like the reader is a new kid at school and she is roomates with Todoroki.

※The reader is female

※The anime is My Hero Academia.(MHA)

-Muichiro Tokito☁🌫

Roommate [MHA]

Pairing: Shoto Todoroki x F!Reader

Warning: mention of bullying. Fluff. Roommates

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Listen to this besties:

Why did I recommend these? First, because I wrote it while listening to them, second, because I can.

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Friendly Reminder: This was not my idea as you see, @ask-muichiro-tokito is the one who bought it up, and as a reply for her, here ya go..! ♡ I want to thank @slutsssphobia for her/their supportive messege, I'm really happy :) (screaming*) BTW, check out her account, I'll list accounts to follow at the end of this post :) Add: Tf?! I have 51 followers?! Thx yall😭💅

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Another Reminders: Drink some water, even though if its hard, and for my eating disorder girlies I relate, YOU CAN DO IT! I love you, so does your crush. You slayy. Please listen to Britt Barbie. How does it feel to be the hottest alive?

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Enjoy? ♡

Y/N, the new student transfers to the popular and mysterious academy were people who were born with powers learn to control it, you wonder if you're gonna find real friends this time..

At your very first day of school, you walk around, wondering what would happen, since you were bullied at your old school for being unique, but what are you afraid of this time? While daydreaming, you bump into someone with a muscular figure, you could tell it was a guy, but who?

You look at him with embarrassment,

"I- I am sorry..! I didn't mean to bump into you!" You say while lowering your head.

The guy with red and white hair was visibly confused by your actions.

"Are you ok? You don't need to apologise, you know.." he says while placing one of his hands on your shoulder.

You watch him walk away as you find your eyes follow him unconsciously. You feel something tapping on your shoulder.

"Heyy new kid, how are you?" You turn around to see Mina, you put on a smile and talk to her, even though you were talking to her, you find your self zooning out every while thinking about your encounter with that guy. Maybe he was your type, you know that.

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You just got your keys, you don't know you is your roommate, you were really hoping for someone who would get along with you.

You place the key in the door hole, as you unlock the door, you see the guy you bumped into sitting on the couch reading a book. You both make eye contact, but he looks back at the book.

"I guess you are my roommate, huh? Welcome.." he says while having his eyes glued to the book.

"Yeah, thanks." You try to hide your face by look back to grab your bags.

You shyly walk to your room, you can feel his eyes following you.

While you were placing your stuff and whatever you shit you have, you hear a knock on the door. You quickly rush to the door and slowly open it, a little bit that only half of your face can be visible.

"Oh, hi" you saw while 'slightly' blushing.

"Well.." the guy in front of you says while placing his hand at the back of his neck. "Since we are roommates, I think we should know each other.."

You nod as you hear him speak, his voice was soothing, you never felt so welcomed, even thought it was the bare minimum?

You follow him to the living room, he sits on a hand chair, while you sit on the couch he was sitting on.

"So, um, what's your name?" You say while trying to start a topic.

"Todoroki Shoto. You?" He says.

"I'm L/N Y/N" you say.

He grabs that thing you open the TV with (I forgot the name) as he opens a show you really like. You lean back at the couch and place your legs on the couch, you grab a pillow and place it in front of your torso.

You both watch in silence, you can't help it, you didn't watch TV that night, you were admiring him.. imagine being roommates with your crush, it reminds you of the fanfics you were reading, but, what would happen?

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You were walking in the hallway, you had all the eyes for two reasons, first, because you are beautiful, second, because you are the new kid.

While enjoying your new fame, two girls approach you..

"Hey you." They say

"Yeah?"

"Who do you think you are?" One of them says

"What do you mean?"

"Don't act stupid, I know that you know.."

"Wtf are you talking about?!"

"I heard that you are roommates with Shoto, you better not have a crush on him, he is MINE." On of the girls says.

You stare at her, wtf was she up to? And what makes it worse, you really had a crush on him.

You remember the time you was bullied at your old school, do you really want to be bullied here too? No. You better get your act together.

"So? Thanks for the advice, I'd totally have a crush on him for you. <3" you saw while crossing your arms.

Everyone looks at you, the girls infront of you were visibly angry. It made you happy.

One of the girls pushed you. You fall on your butt. You look at her, she looked satisfied to see you like that.

"What are you doing..?"

You look behind to see who was that.

It's Shoto.

He approaches as the girls start to shake slowly.

"Oh, h-hi Shoto-san." One of the girls says.

He ignores them both and approached you, he gives you his hand. You stare at it, did somebody really stand up for you? You look at his hand wondering whether to grab it or not. But you did at the end.

After he made sure you were ok, he looks at the girls.

"I better not see you bully y/n or anyone.." he says.

The girls nod slowly, as they walk back with embarrassment, and *poff* they were gone.

"People here can be jerks some times, I'm sorry for that."

You look at him. "Yeah, thank you."

He walks away as your eyes again followed him, you are sure that you really like him.

You admire him.

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Heyy thanks for reaching this part :)

This one really sucks, it's my first time writing for him.

Pls tell me if you want an other version of this where y/n is confident or whatever.

Love yall

<3

Tags: @ask-muichiro-tokito @sanemis-zubbue @slutsssphobia @sanemis @sanemisfav @sanemiangel

Tell me if you want me to tag you. <3

[set-phasers-to-whump]

poor unfortunate souls

prompt: waterboarding

whumpee: sakari nurmi

fandom: karppi/deadwind

making good on my promise to torture nurmi :) hope you enjoy!

The thing is, Sakari loves the water. He likes swimming, even in the freezing cold. He likes standing on the shore and staring out across the sea. But with the amount of water-related life-threatening situations he’s been in lately, he’s beginning to think that the relationship is a bit one-sided. 

It’s a pointless thought to be having, really, but he ran out of productive thoughts some time ago. Now he’s just lying here, staring up at the ceiling and listening to the sound of water filling a bucket. He’s pretty sure he’s about to add another water-related life-threatening incident to the list. 

He wishes he knew what these people wanted. Why they’d grabbed him off the street in front of his apartment, why they’d blindfolded him and brought him to…wherever this place is. He’d tried asking, and someone had slapped him across the face. After a little while, he’d asked again, to the same result. 

He’d like to know what the point of all this is. They must want something. He doesn’t know how they expect to get it from him if no one is willing to speak to him. 

He’s about to try his luck and ask again when the sound of running water stops. He cranes his neck as best as he can to try and see what’s going on, but he’s tied down too tightly for this to do much of anything. He supposes he’ll find out soon enough. Anyway, whatever it is, it isn’t going to be pleasant. Maybe it’s better to be surprised by it than to know exactly what’s going to happen to him ahead of time. 

And then someone is standing next to him, just a torso clothed in black visible, and they put a cloth over his face and he only has time to think fuck before a wave of shockingly cold water is being poured over him. 

He tries to keep calm and hold his breath. He’s pretty good at this, apparently too good for the likes of his captors. After several seconds of nothing happening, someone punches him in the stomach and there’s no air left in his lungs to exhale. He has to breathe. Water fills his nose and drains down his throat. The cloth adheres to his face like a second skin. He can’t breathe. 

He shouldn’t panic. Shouldn’t being the operative word. Every natural instinct in his body is telling him to panic. He can’t breathe. He might as well be trapped under fifty feet of water. His heart is pounding and he can’t think straight and his lungs are burning and - 

The cloth is gone and he can breathe again. He takes a deep, ragged breath and then starts to cough. He wants to say stop, please, just tell me what you want, but he doesn’t have the air to waste. 

A few minutes pass, he thinks. Just when he finally begins to breathe a little easier, when his heart rate has slowed, the wet cloth is placed over his face again. He shouts and someone smacks him on the face. Water is poured over him. He doesn’t know if it’s better or worse the second time around. 

It’s strange, how much like drowning it feels. If not for the feeling of fabric against his face, he’d believe it if someone told him he was back in that horrible shed, hanging from his ankles and submerged under freezing water. 

The cloth goes away just as white spots begin to appear in the edges of his vision. Again he gasps for air, pulling it into his lungs greedily because he knows it’s just going to get taken away from him again. 

He’s in the middle of a breath when they replace the cloth. “Please stop,” he manages to get out, but either they don’t hear him or they don’t care. 

At some point he loses track of how many times this has happened. He feels dizzy from the repeated lack of air. He’s shivering from the cold, from the stress. His whole chest aches. He just wants this to be over. 

He very nearly passes out once. The blackness is appealing in the face of the pain, but he’s afraid of what they might do to him when he’s not conscious. Afraid that if he passes out he might not wake back up again. And so he remains resolutely awake.

They’re in the middle of another round of this when there’s a bang, and then bang, bang, bang. Gunshots. The water stops pouring over his face but the cloth is still there and he still can’t breathe but gunshots must mean something is happening, must mean something is going to change. Maybe they even mean that everything is over. 

The cloth is suddenly pulled away from his face. He forces his eyes to open. His vision is blurred from the water and he doesn’t have any idea who’s standing above him, whether they’re here to help him or not. 

And then someone is untying the ropes that had been holding him down, and he guesses it’s the former. He tries to get up and makes it halfway into a sitting position before he starts coughing and can’t stop. Someone puts a hand behind his back and holds him up. Someone else touches his face, his wrist. 

Finally, the coughing stops. Everything is still blurry but he feels like he is safe now. A voice says his name, the first time anyone’s said anything to him in a long time. 

“Nurmi. Sakari.”

He knows her voice, would know it anywhere. 

“Sofia Karppi,” he replies. His voice sounds wrecked in his ears, but her name on his tongue feels the same as it always does. 

One of the blurry shapes steps forward and he knows it’s Karppi even though he still can’t really see her. She wraps her arms around him and his shaking hands reach up and grab her coat almost automatically. 

“It’s okay,” Karppi says. “You’re safe.”

He rests his chin on her shoulder and breathes.

thanks for reading! hope you liked it and hope you have a great week <3

[eldritchsurveys]

1213.

How frequently are you inclined to read, and how much? >> If we're only talking books, ehh... variably frequently. I have read more than usual this year because I finally have a to-read list that interests me, but I wouldn't consider myself An Reader, especially in comparison to other people who are out here reading 200 books a year for some reason. Video games and film (small screen as well) are my preferred methods of narrative delivery, and I usually only read nonfiction if it's a subject that I'm already really into. If we expand and include all forms of reading, then I actually read a lot -- tumblr posts, online articles, wiki entries (some of which can reach considerable lengths), video-game dialogue and in-game books/codexes, it all adds up. The fact that I do a lot of reading in various places is another reason why I read books so slowly/infrequently -- by the time I pick up a book, I'm already all read out for the day.

When was the last time you questioned the direction your life was taking? >> I mean... the path I'm on is largely fixed. There isn't much else I can do with my life without blowing it up in some way (and not a constructive way). So there isn't too much to think about. Sometimes I'm sad about it, or discouraged, but there's not a lot of real agency I have here, so it is what it is.

What small things have the ability to get under your skin? >> Well, sounds, certainly. One small sound at the wrong time and it's all over for everybody.

When was the last time you were caused to be upset with someone? >> I don't remember.

What is something small that has the ability to cure a bad mood? >> I don't know. Weed? Getting railed by Can Calah? I mean, you asked.

What beverage is best capable of quenching your thirst? >> Those electrolyte drinks really do hit the spot, not gonna lie. What was the last big change through which you went? Do you deal well with change, typically? Have you always? >> Moving into this apartment, 2 years ago. It's difficult for me to say whether I deal well or poorly with change, because it's more just... both? I can weather a change because I have very highly developed Protector parts and we're very good at building a fortress of stoicism to hole up in. But I also think that that is something that only someone who does not deal well with change would develop, you know? My first instinct when faced with change is to protect against the weather of, not to lean into or embrace openly. This also runs counter to how I understand myself -- mercurial entities should be best at change, right? Paradox is, however, forever my middle name. How do you feel after spending a great quantity of time online? >> I don't know, it's my baseline so it'd be like a fish trying to figure out how being in water feels. What do you consider to be the biggest drawback to being you? >> The developmental and relational trauma is definitely the biggest drawback. A lot of the other less-great aspects of being me would be far more manageable if not for that. What do you consider the best part of being who you are? >> The plurality, for sure. (According to some schools of thought, the former ^ has informed < the latter. If I am to argue that position, then I'd also say that if losing the former would mean also losing the latter, then I'd rather keep both.)

What kinds of things do you have on display in your room? >> Movie posters and many plushies. What do you think your room and its contents say about you, if anything? >> I don't think it says anything about me. I mean, the stuff in my room says something about the kind of stuff I like and find useful. I don't know what other grand message it's supposed to impart. When was the last time you felt insecure about something/some situation? >> I feel insecure in situations so regularly I don't even register it as worthy of note at this point. So, I don't remember. Do you ever stop to contemplate infinity? >> I mean, sure? Are you comfortable amongst nature, or does the wilderness discomfort you? >> I think being uncomfortable around truly wild areas is probably the healthiest way to react. The wilderness can and will kill even the most prepared and experienced humans. In minimal-human-influence areas like smaller state parks, I feel pretty comfortable, yeah. But if you want to go deep in the middle of Yellowstone or to the Alaskan tundra or deep into the Amazon or something... yeah, I think I'd rather just watch a nature documentary instead. I know my limits.

When was the last time someone or something caught you off guard? >> I don't recall. How much time do you put into maintaining your appearance and hygiene? >> I don't know, a few hours a week? Like, I shower every other day, and I moisturise and stuff...

Are there any foods you eat daily? Or wish you could? >> There are not and it's a rare occasion when I do find a food I both want to and can afford to eat daily.

When was the last time someone new entered your life? What was your first impression of that individual? .

Do you put much thought into your handwriting? >> I don't do enough handwriting these days to bother. I always think about getting back into penmanship-as-art but I just never find the executive function. What are some of the top priorities in your life right now? >> My priority will always be to get through the day and seek as much joy as I have the capacity for. Trust me, that takes up all of my time already. I don't have space for other priorities. In general, how do you feel about romantic relationships? >> I don't have a general feeling about romantic relationships, because that is a broad and complex topic that I have many different thoughts and feelings about. If you're asking if I desire one of my own, sure -- I am intensely curious about what that kind of relationship is like.

Which emotional sensation inconveniences or bothers you the most? >> Definitely anxiety, it gets in the way of everything as soon as it appears, and it's a bitch to get past. Are you capable of consoling others in their grief? >> I can't imagine it's that difficult. I mean, let's look at some things I'm capable of: sitting with and listening to a person, assisting with mundane tasks, cooking meals, saying kind words, not being overwhelmed by other people's emotions. Yeah, I think I'm pretty qualified.

Do you ever find it awkward to compliment another being? >> Sometimes I feel self-conscious about it. I couldn't say why because I can't think of an example to dissect, but I know it's happened.

When was the last time you had a new experience? What was it? >> I learned how to make rice cooker fried rice recently. palpatine_unlimited_power.gif

Do you dress more for yourself, or to the expectations of others? >> I dress for myself, because I have no external obligations that would require me to cater to others' expectations. What kinds of things tend to stress you out? >> Man... anything, really. Being dysregulated is just an easy way to get stressed out by literally anything. But some common primary stressors are financial insecurity/food insecurity, loneliness/isolation, and sensory overwhelm.

What is one way you cope when you feel like crap? >> Watch sitcoms or fun movies.

Name an insult you regularly receive, if there is one? .

Name a site that takes up a lot of your time. >> YouTube, lately, because I've been watching all these longform essays/retrospectives and LPs of game series (am on Kingdom Hearts right now so you know that's going to be a while, lol).

What is something you used to believe about life that you no longer do? . What is a lesson you have recently learned? >> I can never remember these things out of context.

Do you have a tendency to look on the morbid side of life? >> Sure, yeah. Sometimes because that's just my spooky disposition, and sometimes because I'm stuck in a catastrophising loop.

When was the last time you went shopping? What did you buy? >> Stopped at Bridge Street Market for some groceries on Saturday. When you shop for clothing, how long does it take you? >> Ages. I mean, I don't take an especially long time in stores or anything, but overall it takes me ages to actually find the thing that I want/need. Because I'm very particular and also very poor and that's a bad combination for clothes shopping. So typically I don't "go clothes shopping" as such. I'll just, like, drop into a series of stores over an extended length of time, forever in search of The Thing.

What is something fun you have done within the past week? >> Went to local Pride festival. Would have been far more fun and enjoyable if it wasn't rainy, but. What is something you hope you never have to do again? >> Be homeless. The older I get the higher the likelihood that the rough-sleep life would just kill me this time.

How does the rain affect your mood, if it does? >> A rainy day here and there doesn't affect me that much, but multiple dreary and rainy days in a row drag me down pretty significantly.

[notebookmusical]

Thanks for your patience waiting for me to respond to our conversation from a week ago! <3 I just sent a separate happy birthday message but happy birthday again!!

Let's see so since we talked, I actually managed to make a few more bracelets! I'm focusing on making olivia + chappell ones since that's my first concert with bracelets next year. Have you made more since we last talked? Or have you worked on other crafts? I just saw your gorgeous painted vinyl case, which is so nice!

Re concerts - I think bleachers will do a west coat tour leg still! I just can't imagine jack not going to seattle / la at a minimum, but fingers crossed! Like you, I'm going to see olivia/chappell, holly, and taylor. I did get bleachers/samia and noah kahan tickets. And then also haley heynderickx and hozier. I'm more of a casual hozier fan but my best friend who loves fob is also a huge hozier fan so she's going to come visit, which will be so nice. And I'm strongly considering madison beer, which is a bit of a drive + a half day off work, but I absolutely loved her most recent album so leaning towards it. What are your favorite shows you've been to so far?

I have notion bookmarked to explore more soon! The aesthetic over functionality thing is soooooo relatable to me haha I was making a poster at work this week and spent way too long picking out and editing photos before I even thought about the other details. Also yeah omg I think I get a little bit more light here ~4pm or so for sunset but I'm so glad we're almost at winter solstice. Do you have any fun winter plans despite the lack of light?

Thanks so much for the support with post-grad recovery!! I will definitely try to grab some photos of my crafts in the new year (about to travel for the holidays so I'll be away from my final products for a bit). I might also have some decent bracelet photos from eras this year that I can dig up :) I'm glad your voice was (and hopefully still is) getting better! How's it going now? I think baking is kind of crafting! Just crafting with food stuffs.

Totally agree about the holly/muna collab - I'm so happy about it! And also just wanting to see muna live someday. I would also love for holly to do a feature on a muna song too and/or for them to write a fresh song together. Also agreed about both a bfl + 1975 collab for holly too! Fingers crossed! There are a few specific 1975 songs / styles I would love to see for holly (about you would be so good). I'd also love something with charli xcx (or charli + 1975 together since they're connected). Actually maybe bleachers for another collab. I think that could be interesting.

good morning!! 🤍 thank YOU for being patient while i reply as well! hope you're having a good week, friend!

since we last talked, i haven't made any bracelets, but i did work on the vinyl case a little more — realized using acrylic paint pens was much easier than acrylic paint! i actually also got a cake stand for my room (basically, i have a humidifier on my nightstand but i'm worried about water damage, so i got a small cake stand to put my humidifier on) and drew little bows with acrylic paint pens on that too!

i really hope bleachers will do a west coast leg! i'm also a bit shocked and have words with dirty hit about their tour :( i would love to see samia too!! i was catching up on twitter and saw that clairo was at the ally coalition talent show last night and was so incredibly jealous haha. and chappell will be so fun! the seattle opener for olivia is pinkpantheress, and i'm really excited to see her! i started listening to the most recent FOB album and i really like it, so i might make some bracelets for it too! hozier will be so fun! i don't think he's coming anywhere near me this leg which is sad :( i haven't listened to madison beer's new album — i should add it to my evergrowing list of people to check out! i would say sabrina carpenter, maisie peters, taylor swift and the 1975 have put on some of the best shows i've ever been to! what about you?

i had a few fun plans last week! and i went ice skating on monday which was really fun — i haven't been skating since i was like, nine? so it was incredibly humbling and also ridiculously fun. i'm not really sure what i have going on now; probably just seeing extended family and all that — and hopefully catching up on reads + crafts! what about you? safe travels!! 🤍

my voice is still kind of croaky but it's back! i had a facetime call with a friend last night and she was like "oh you're croaky" but at least it's back! and i can talk! thank you for asking 🥺

i would loveeee to see MUNA live too! they were in seattle for cap hill block party but that was the same weekend as eras so obviously i wasn't able to see them :( i would loveeee to see something in the vein of about you with holly — or even something like jesus christ 2005 god bless america; i could totally see her singing phoebe's parts! charli and the 1975 would be fun — i really like spinning which no rome is also on, but would love to see more of them together! bleachers would also be a really fun collab — especially now that bleachers is on dirty hit!

[poolexpress11]

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[ajthinks]

The Magic of Viency

Magic can take a lot of forms. Magic spells, wands, wizards, mage battles, fairies, chi, chakras, potions, spellbooks, runes, mana, familiars, genies, demons, angels, portals, chaotic energy, rigid programming, and a whole other host of things I can’t even think of right now. But magic is one of those things that defines fantasy as a genre. And there’s probably as many magic systems as there are fantasy writers out there. Today I want to discuss that.

So, let’s talk magic systems.

I envision the magic system of Viency to be on the harder side of things, to borrow a term from Brandon Sanderson. Essentially, a hard magic system has explicit rules that it follows, while a soft magic system is more about the wonder & mystique of magic. The system I’ve devised was drafted with specific laws in mind, ranging from when characters get magic to how different types of magical energy interact to actually using magic.

* Mana Types *

Mana isn’t a new word. Far from it. It stems from an ancient concept that mana is a kind of spiritual life force energy thing that is all around us and in everything all of the time. I use the term to describe magical energy that is then used to cast spells (more on that later).

So. Mana types. There are twelve on Viency. You’ve got your basic four elemental mana (air, earth, water, fire). These four are the most physically present in the world. If there’s a big body of water, there’s bound to be a surplus of water mana in the area as well. But having just those four felt a lot like Avatar: The Last Airbender (which is amazing, but not what I’m going for).

I wanted to be able to explore other aspects of the world in a more scientific way…but with magic. So I added day & night to the list. These turned out to be too specific, so they got turned into light & darkness, which are a lot more flexible. And following those, it seemed only natural to add life & death, as well.

Now, I play Dungeons & Dragons (no relation to Dungeons of Danrya), and one of my favorite schools of magic is illusion. There’s just so many nifty things you can do with it. That, and it’s the first thing that comes to my mind when I think of magic: some mage creating colorful sparkles as a kind of parlor trick. So, I wanted to include it. Illusion mana joined the list.

You may have noticed that, up until illusion, we had a kind of pair theme going on. Something I decided early on was to use the idea of annihilation pairs (matter & anti-matter) in magic. Essentially, every mana type has an opposite that, when they come together, annihilate to create raw magical energy (tentative name is arcana or raw mana). This is usually quite destructive. >:)

But, back on track, what’s the opposite of illusion? That stumped me for a bit, but my train of thought eventually lead me to illusions being like lies, and the opposite of a lie is the truth, and that gave me knowledge. This isn’t anything new. It just took me an embarrassing amount of time to come to a conclusion which others had already drawn decades ago.

I was pretty ready to stop here. But I have a physics degree. I don’t use it very often, but I do have it, and it was whispering snide little things in my ear as I tried to sleep. Things like, “How do you get ice? It doesn’t just come from water all alone, there’s a transfer of energy involved!” and “What about random chance? Stochastic processes are responsible for most of the phenomenon we witness!” and “Lightning!” among other things.

So…I added chaos mana to the group. Originally I called it change mana (you know, how things change over time…kind of like evolution in this case), but that wasn’t quite…stochastic-process-y enough. And what’s the opposite of random change then consistent growth (less dino-into-chicken and more kitten-into-cat)? I know, I know. I was struggling here, as you can tell. My brain went from one thing to another before finally landing on something I was happy with: stasis mana. Which, as you’ll see when we get into the descriptions of these mana types, isn’t quite “keeping something the same.” Rather, stasis acts as a kind of enhancer. It makes another mana type more of what it already is. Think of stasis as crystalizing the other mana type. Except for chaos. Chaos + stasis = massive explosion of raw magical energy, since they’re an annihilation pair.

So, we end up with twelve mana types. Thirteen if you count the arcana raw magical energy. For the most part, in story I don’t have characters actually acknowledge arcana as it’s own mana type, since it’s not really a natural magic, but more raw energy that can then be used to power other magics. Historically, though, it has been thought of as a mana type in the ancient past, which has left some impact on the modern day world of Viency. For instance, there is a “thirteenth” hour between the twelve hour day and night that corresponds to the arcana mana.

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. fiction writer no spoiler lefty eyebag 😅

For them to climb and scratch. I saw a video where this girl used carpet samples as a scratching post for their cat. So instead of buying a cat tree, I will use my resources 😁

I am not a sleepy head! Just an old head who can't stay up late much hahaha

Gasp, so we will have to conclude that Yelena is either dead or missing? I think she probably gave up on finding Natasha, started hanging out with the bad crowd and then just disappeared for good. Damn that's dark. Also, since it's been a year, they only shared one kiss??

Yup I definitely agree with you. How can you marry someone and never live with them before. Then find out later some icks about their personality. It would be crazy and hectic.

I see. So you're sister is accepting of it?

Okay, so I was asking about music because I found this thing with questions relating to music. Changing it up a bit 😅

Name 3 songs that remind you of summer.

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello righty eyebag..

oh wow, i feel like i'm being attacked by my nickname this time because of the yelena situations. hahahahhaha jk.

ah i see. i used to have a room mate n she had two cats and she has this pretty big cats tower n i noticed it got all fucked up pretty fast. lol.

haha it's okay if u r sleepy head. it's not a bad thing. lol. i would rather be called sleepy head than being called old head even though im actually getting old. speaking about getting old, i found another grey hair. hahahaa. i dont mind if i have grey hair, hopefully i will look good with grey hair. lol.

which ever u think my hints fit about Yelena situation, darling. lol. that's the beauty of writing, when ur writing. hahaha. but also, ur theory is dark but in a good way. :D also, like i answered to u on ur few previous asks about the fliers and news. :D if u notice, its on pt. 3.

well, i think i wrote some hints how natasha misses the kiss and R's touches on her skin n body. so again, i leave it to people's imaginations. since i think i'm not good enough in writing smut so i didnt add it in this series. what do u think?

any favorite part so far in this fic over all? or in each chapter? im just wondering.

yeah right? i would rather find out before i got married n can break it off easier than a whole process of divorce. haha. i'm from a asian catholic family, so i think 1 of my aunt also gave me a look when i mention about living together before marriage but I dont care. lol. i even added "n that's why i want to move to US where it's a normal / common thing there." n then walk away. lol.

well, her reaction kinda like "maybe it was just a phase n u just havent found the right man." but not in homophobic way or hatred. but then when i told her i got enggaged n getting married, she was kinda ask me "r u sure?" so i guess her point of view kinda changed.

ohhh i love questions about music or songs..

this question was the reason it took a while for me to answer because i was scrolling on my spotify list that has almost 600 songs. lol. dont blame me, u only let me picked 3, so it was hard. hahaha.

well to be honest when u said song that reminds me of summer, it's the songs that reminds me one of the best time i have had in summer (because i dont really like summer) at Las Vegas. so the songs will be party song. lol.

Here are my picks.

how about urs?

it was my favorite time ever in summer. It was so fun. we stayed there for 2 days n we went to 2 pool party both on day time and night time. I was a big party goer at that time. lol. good wild old times.

Buuuuut, as much as a big party goer i was, my weird germ freak ass didnt want to go into the pool. 😅 it gross me out because it was too crowded, n i feel like the water is so dirty.. even though my mind was pretty dirty from seeing all those women in bikinis but i have nobody to talk about it since my friends who went with me didnt know how crazy i am about women. Lol.

next questions?

Cheerio! (Not the cereal one)

[yunospotpotatoes]

what did he say???

Pairing: Marvel cast x Actress reader

Summary: Reader comes across a funny compilation of her and her co-stars saying out of context stuff on her day off 

Warning: 18+ content, MINORS DNI, cursing, chaos, pure chaos

A/n: I found this video while on one of my homework breaks and I HAD to write how the reader would react to it. I highly recommend watching it for a good laugh!! Also I DO NOT own the video I just took lovely inspiration by adding reader into it all credits are to creator of the video!! Here is the link.

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You know how it is on a typical day off. You wake up, get your phone, read all your notifications, then you scroll through your feed, and watch a couple of funny videos. Though one particular video catches your eye. Clicking on the video you can hear the elevator music playing while they explain what’s going to happen in the video. Instantly you see Anthony and Sebastian reading thirst tweets it went straight to Anthony reading his.

                           “Anthony Mackie as Captain America makes me horny like put that shield against my neck”

Instantly your eyes bulge out from the straightforward tweet but when Anthony thanked the person for making them horny made you bang your fist against your bed laughing. All you can hear afterwards was Wii music and the small clip of a person saying WHAT DID HE SAAAAAY!!!!

The next clip was with Will Smith and your fellow co-star Tom Holland about to enter an escape room but there was a catch: they had to wear blind folds. Now you weren’t shocked at that you were shocked when Tom admitted that this wasn’t usually how he liked to be blindfolded. He better be ready to receive a text from you after the video is over.

The clip after that was Tom Hiddleston another one of your stunning co-stars talked about how Chris Hemsworth new how to “swing his hammer” now anybody would instantly think they like to experience swinging that hammer *wink wink* but your mind went right to how he knew this information. You might have to have a talk with him later.

The Wii music continued to play in the background as both Chris Evans and Hemsworth were doing an interview. With no context whatsoever you see the interviewer bring out a bag of doritos and handed it to the two Chris’s in front of him.  

                     “That's exactly what I thought you’d taste like”

Looking at his fellow Chris Evans. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE??? Is this what’s happening in their trailers while you perform your scenes for Marvel??? The questions will have to wait till later for now you wrote down a reminder to add cool ranch doritos to your grocery list.

Clip after clip held so many moments of your fellow cast members saying out of pocket shit that had you laughing and questioning your friends' mentality.

Next Clip:

It was an interview with you and Sebastian in Spanish. Now you know enough conversational Spanish to smooth out most of the interview but this specific interview you will remember for a long time to come because there were a few questions the interviewer asked that were unexpected. Since it was mainly about your new movie that you and Sebastian starred in about a couple being framed for the murder of their neighbor.

You were expecting mainly movie related questions, maybe some about your private life but you’re used to those. “So since you two were casted as couple there are a few scenes were the tension gets high and one of the main things they used to solve it is by having sex.” You had no idea where this question was going but you stayed professional to your best ability. 

Getting ready for her question you picked up your water bottle to take a quick sip.

“But we wanna know your preferences do you like having sex in the evening or morning?” Your eyes bulged out of your head mid gulp had you swallowing down the wrong pipe. A fit of coughing was all you were focused on as your co-star started patting your back to help push any of the water out. Clearing your throat you apologized profusely in Spanish. 

“Ummm well I- I pre- you know what Seb why don’t you go first?” Shifting the mic over to him as he looked at you with the stupidest grin on his face. Leaning into the microphone his attention solely on you paying the interviewer no mind. 

                                      “Every hour if it’s possible” 

You just stared at him as he stared right back you felt your cheeks starting to heat up. Standing up immediately shouting as you walked to the nearest exit.

                         “Bueno, eso es todo lo que se hace la entrevista. ¿Dónde está la puerta? ¿Dónde? ¿DONDE?” 

Laughing at your flustered Spanish Sebastian stood up as well chasing you around saying the interview wasn’t done yet. Still waiting for your answer. You knew for now on to avoid any fashion and sex preferences questions. But never did Seb let you forget that interview and every once in a while he would bring up just to get that same flustered reaction.

Next clip:

The clip following that was you and Chris Evans doing an interview about Captain America: the First Avenger. “So I heard you two get to be in the presence of a lot of talented and good looking people.” Nodding along to that fact you sat up straight up in your chair “Can’t forget intimidating I thought I was going to pass standing next to Sam” grabbing the ends of your skirt.

“OH YEAH you looked like a toddler who was about to get scolded by her parents, it was so hilarious!” cracking up at your side as he held onto your shoulder in case he fell. “HEY you can’t blame me that man has presence and I ain’t gonna get in the way of that” playfully pushing off his hand making him almost fall off his chair. 

The interviewer laughed at our little banter as he continued on with a question that followed his previous one. “So which co-star did you find most attractive when you were first working with them.” Immediately we both answered 

                                        “Hayley-” “Sebastian-” 

looking at each we answered again “Hayley-” “Sebastian-” turning to each other ready for fight “So YOU’RE telling me you don’t think that Sebastian is the most attractive??” Picking up my chair to face Chris “Of COURSE Seb is attractive he’s smoking hot but I gotta rep my girl Hayley I mean come her accent OOOO” fanning myself. All you can say is that the interview lasted an extra 10 minutes as you argued which one of your co-stars was more attractive. 

Grabbing the water bottle on the side of your bed, another scene was with Tom talking to an interviewer about the upcoming Thor movie. Instantly cutting to Tom talking about how he has ‘I have Mjolnir in my pants’ had you spitting out water on the front of your shirt clinging to your chest as the water started to spread to the rest of your shirt. “TOM WHAT THE FUCK!!!!” Replaying the video to clarify that what you heard was right oh this man is gonna get a serious phone call after this.

You had so many spit takes and choking moments you had from interviews and reactions it would amount to 10 minutes worth of compilations with just that. But you wouldn’t be surprised if somebody out there took the time to find and edit all of those. 

The rest of the video was a compilation of interviews that had no context to them at all. Copying the link you opened your messages to a group chat labeled The Real Drama Club and pasted the link to the video sending it to the rest of your fellow marvel co-stars. Immediately you can get a bunch of text asking what they just watched, some sending laughing emoji and others thoroughly confused on what the point of the video was.