#asphyxiate meme

[sanjiaftersex]

get you someone who will commit to you the way Luffy commits to his sandals

[lokislytherin]

daniel harem tier list

jay stole my phone to write this thanks to @ashikarin for the enabling (yes we are still on call. adson (hudson ahn) 🤝 chae warren)

1) love transcends speech: jay

2) i guess you're okay: zoe, johan

3) i don't like you that much but fine: crystal, eli

4) sunshine protectors special mention: zack, vasco, mijin

5) what the fuck are you doing here: goo, hudson, samuel, dg

6) get the fuck out of this list: gun

[tau1tvec]

Me burying my own content every morning by reblogging my 6482927392928 other obsessions.

[viiridiangreen]

[rabbitprose]

❛  are you sure you can do this on your own?  ❜

forty random questions. / @tsukkiakarii

and he had to admit, there was an odd weight to the air tonight — wasn’t there? the final night of his temple remaining open to visitors, before the two of them would have to disappear into the infinity fortress.

dōma felt no fear, during moments like these – he felt nothing even when those emotions could potentially save him. 

“i am,” he says, looking over to her, “there’s someone who i’ve been keeping an eye on for some time. i think it’s time i met them, and talked to them about what i’ve done.”

there is no regret in his voice – he was simply acknowledging a matter that needed to be discussed. it was nothing more than business to him; something to complete, then to leave behind. it held no deeper significance than that.

“i won’t die, if that’s what you’re worried about,” a soft smile (or perhaps a sinister one), “i’ve never shown you that ability i have – the ability to freeze someone’s lungs…”

“...that will be my advantage.”

[scalingsvt8thusiast]

Drabbles: Vernon meme time

a/n: saw the meme of vernon and thought of this. credits to whoever created that. funny shit. Enjoy <3

You were doubled over in laughter as your boyfriend looked at you incredulously.

“YOU” BREATHS “LOOK” BREATHS “APOLOGY” BREATHS “VIDEO”

Vernon rolled his eyes at you, you didn’t care, you were busy trying to make your point while trying not to die by asphyxiation. Your phone in hand, a photo of Vernon with his hands clasped together sitting very formally. One of the boys had edited him into a video box with the caption “Breaking My Silence…”. 

“Haha. very funny.” He muttered, vowing to murder Jeonghan for the edit. 

You suddenly stopped laughing. You put your palms together, mimicking Vernon in the photo. 

“I want to apologise to everybody, my fans, my family.” You deepened your voice, giving Vernon a serious look. 

Vernon raised his eyebrows, his lips tilting upwards involuntarily. 

A moment of silence passed before you started laughing like a maniac again, tears falling from your eyes. 

Vernon sighed, “You’ve lost it.” 

“I can’t, I physically can’t.” You cried, wiping the tears from your eyes. 

Vernon pulled you into his arms, “Glad I can make you laugh, I guess.” 

“You always make me laugh.” You said in between giggles.

You pinched him on the nose, “my stupid clown.”

“Don’t do that,” He cringed, “I love you but don’t do that.” 

a/n2: if Vernon or his sister has tumblr and sees this i will literally die

[hellyeahsickaf]

I get disability memes on my Pinterest feed but after getting one for ER Drs/nurses that I found concerning, I kept seeing more and more like it and I went down a rabbit hole. I know it's one of the most stressful jobs someone can have and I really appreciate the medical staff that have been kind to me. These things are definitely made by the types of people who haven't been.

I think it's important because memes are kind of a way to let off steam but they mean what they're saying. They're not just jokes but they're framed in a way that they can say it more comfortably. Sometimes they're just straight up admitting to crimes and malpractice. It's like when someone says something that crosses a line in a joking tone so that if you feel attacked they insist it's just a joke and you're taking it too seriously. But my life is constantly in the hands of these people and I've been mistreated time and time again by medical personnel

I'm gonna go through them because honestly I hate them and there are a lot of repeating themes

These are extremely common. The focus of the meme being that a whiny patient is asking for pain medication that they clearly don't need. Something commonly mentioned in these is disbelief that the patient has an allergy because it's common for someone trying to get drugs to claim they have an allergy.

Also the Confucius one is both ableist and racist so double whammy I guess!

I've dealt with people I know are silently assuming this of me. I'm allergic to NSAIDs- deathly allergic and at risk for asphyxiation or anaphylactic shock. Medical staff sometimes have this attitude of "we know when you're faking your pain" (no really I had one say this shit on my post about this) and that has traumatized me immeasurably because they'd rather me wait for 4+ hours in some of the worst pain of my life than risk the possibility of me being an awful scheming mustache twirling addict.

This category is just as common. "I don't like you so I'm going to drug you". That's more fucked up than they seem to think it is.

Then there's the category of "you're a whiny little bitch and I don't believe a word out of your mouth". Which contributes heavily to medical malpractice and abuse

Again these are doctors and nurses making these, people responsible for treating patients with care and dignity and respect. Especially if they want any in return

Aaaaand this one is just a crime. One that's happened to me actually- reporting examinations that never happened to get rid of me because I was such a nuisance (crying, hardly coherent, drenched in sweat, 9/10 pain on arrival)

And then there are the ones like "don't mess with me because i handle your treatment/meds 💕". Things like "the way you treat me is the deciding factor for how fast I'm going to get your painkillers 😊". Which to me is just... evil?

I've never in my life mistreated medical staff but people in a lot of pain get mean sometimes. It's a survival instinct actually- for aggression to accompany pain or panic. Not that it's ever okay but it isn't personal

These are just a few examples really, there are so fucking many of these with this awful, cruel, cynical tone. There are some funny ones that aren't mean or degrading towards patients but so many of them are and in nearly every one I see a mean spirited healthcare worker that I've encountered at some point who damaged me in ways I will never psychologically recover from

[troythecatfish]

Personally I do kind of agree that it's wrong to claim that every sexual kink is valid. Many kinks are fine and nothing wrong with them of course, but there's definitely some kinks that are not advisable. For example, choking and asphyxiating people very aggressively during sex is actually legit dangerous, and there's been many people who have died from asphyxiation by doing that before. As another example, piss and shit fetishes are also not advisable since it's very unhygienic and you could get infected with parasites and bacteria and are more likely to transmit diseases by doing that, so there's actual legitimate concerns over hygiene, sanitation, and public health when it comes to that. And then there's also the problem of some men who would use BDSM kinks as an excuse to physically abuse their partner, as this meme illustrates, and is also glorified in porn a lot these days, which is a legitimate concern as well.

[emilynyaaa]

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BDSM, bondage, submission, being dominated and given orders, receiving pain, latex and leather, petplay, degradation and praise, exhibitionism, secret public play, chastity, body writing, objectification, asphyxiation/breathplay, hypno, cnc, threats of violence (kifeplay/gunplay), watersports, blood, snuff, tentacles, tranformation, furry/scalies/monsters/etc, mild interest in vore. (working list)

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Turn offs

Important to know, i'm not into

scat, detrans, ageplay

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So yeah, now you have a tutorial on how to interact with me in a horny way.

[rp-meme-world]

my very self-indulgent whump meme♥ hi, these are just my favorites. i hope you enjoy! tw: implication of drug use, asphyxiation/dyspnea, blood, v*mit

DIALOGUE 

❝ you okay? ❞

❝ hey. i got you. ❞

❝ i can’t feel my hands... ❞

❝ i lied. i don’t feel good. ❞

❝ tell me what’s going on. ❞

❝ i need to get out of here. ❞

❝ no. no. hey. stay with me.  ❞

❝ i think i’m going to be sick. ❞

❝ what the fuck did you take? ❞

❝ keep your eyes open for me. ❞

❝ we need to stop the bleeding. ❞

❝ you don’t look so good. sit down. ❞

❝ keep breathing. you’re doing great. ❞

❝ i don’t— i don’t know what’s happening— ❞

❝ i don’t even want to think about food right now. ❞

❝ no. we’re going to the hospital. you don’t get a say in this. ❞

❝ i thought i could take care of it myself but i’m— i don’t feel very— ❞

❝ if you were anywhere near this sort of thing again you could have called, you could have talked to me. ❞

PROMPTS *note: ‘my’ muse refers to receiver **add +REVERSE to switch roles, if applicable

[ exit ] to find my muse in the bathroom after abruptly leaving a meeting, party, event, etc. (could be sick, crying, whatever you fancy)

[ catch ] to catch my muse as their knees buckle and they fall forward

[ oops ] to fail to catch my muse as their knees buckle and they fall forward. ouch. 

[ hair ] to hold my muse’s hair back as they’re sick

[ help ] to help my muse with an injury (or illness) they thought they could handle themselves

[ find ] to find my muse on the ground after being struck by a vehicle 

[star-dust-shark]

pro tip: weaponize your shortness.

someone calls you short? shoot back and call them tall in the same tone.

someone sends you a meme mocking shortness? Send them a meme mocking their height (something along the lines of "oh I bet you are asphyxiating up there among the clouds bozo)

someone calls you a bottom? fuck them, both literally and metaphorically. They can't call you a bottom if you take initiative. or just stab them, repeatedly

I can also give better head. Thank you for this anon you have just made my life so much easier.

[frostbitebakery]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

MUSIC MEME!!! Thank youuu 💜

Alright alright alright! So, predictably, I’m having the LOUD playlist on repeat at the moment, so y’all have to put up with some eclectic shit :’D

1. Witch by Apashe (very witchy. But starting at 2:09 makes me believe in erotic asphyxiation 🫶)

2. Move by Sol Seppy

3. Apple Eaters by Thief

4. Heir by Public Memory

5. Poison by Murmur Tooth

[hostilemuppet]

i wish fleek was around in the mid 2010s they would have been so good in shitty angst animation memes like crash or medicine or asphyxiate or pork soda or grrrls or something like that idk

you could not IMAGINE the fleek animatics i imagine in my head

[everharrt]

Repost, don’t reblog. Bold for yes, Italic for maybe, Strike if absolutely not. BLANK MEME LINK.

GENERAL.

SEXUALITY.  heterosexual. bisexual. homosexual. pansexual. demisexual. asexual. other: Esmé isn't attracted to gender identities. He's attracted to qualities in a person and goes from there.

ROLE.  dominate. submissive. switch. 

SEX DRIVE.  none. low. average. above average. hypersexual.

SEXUAL PREFERENCE.  prefers experienced partners. prefers moderately experienced partners. prefers inexperienced partners. one night stands. friends with benefits. serious relationships.

DETAILS.

TYPE.  vaginal. anal. cunnilingus. fellatio. intercrural. hand jobs. foot jobs. other:

ACTING ROLE.  top. bottom. power bottom. soft top. switch. service top. service bottom.

INITIATION.  prefers to initiate. prefers not to initiate.

TOYS: Whatever preference his partner has for toys. Esmé is comfortable with his limits and has no issue telling someone no if he's either disinterested or not comfortable with it.

CLOTHING.  no clothes. some clothes. full clothes. lingerie. kink specific clothing. other:

EXTRA NOTES. On only the rarest of occasions and under very specific circumstances (ie, partners) will Esmé switch. If he is sexually intimate with men, he is the top and there is no negotiating that. If his partner is also a top, Esmé will desist in sexual advances, as they are incompatible.

BONDAGE.

BASIC.  being the sub. being the dom. both.

LIGHT.  blindfold. basic at-hand restraints (i.e. clothing: ties, belts, laces). handcuffs. privately worn collar. cloth gag.

MEDIUM.  leather cuffs. leather restraints. rope restraints. chastity device/belt. ball gag. phallic gag. leather harnessing. leash. muzzles. spreader bars.

HEAVY.  metal cuffs. chains. manacles & irons. mummification. publicly worn collar. bit gag. inflatable gag. ring gag. tape gag. rope harnessing. shibari. full head hood. immobilization. stocks (head & hands). straight jackets. suspension (upright, horizontal, inverted).

EXTRA NOTES.

BODILY FLUIDS.

ROLE.  being the submissive. being the acting. both.

creampie (ass, mouth, vagina). cum on body (face, torso, genitalia). bloodplay. golden showers. [breast] milking. rimming. swallowing (semen, urine).

EXTRA NOTES. See prior note about submission.

FETISH.

ROLE.  being the worshipper. being the worshipped. both.

worship (body, genitalia, foot, boot). corsets. cross-dressing. diapers. gas masks. high heels. leather. lingerie. rubber/latex clothing. spandex clothing. themed clothing.

EXTRA NOTES. Esmé isn't into the worshipping kink, but he can appreciate corsets, heels, etc. on a partner. He will not wear them himself.

ROUGH PLAY.

ROLE.  being the sub. being the dom. both.

MILD.  slapping. spanking with hand. spanking with an object. over knee spanking. wrestling.

HARSH.  punching. kicking. genitalia spanking. genitalia whipping. whipping (belt, cat o’ 9 tails, flogger). caning. 

EXTRA NOTES. He doesn't mind a little slapping during a wrestling scuffle or power struggle (as in, being slapped). He would never perceive to slap his partner without specific permission.

MARKING.

ROLE.  being the marked. being the marker. both.

permanent. temporary.

biting. hickeys. branding. scarification. tattooing. carving.

EXTRA NOTES. He's fine with being marked as long as it's somewhere he can hide with clothing. This include permanent marking.

ROLE-PLAY.

ROLE.  being the sub. being the dom. both.

fear. puppy. infantilism. initiation. interrogation. medical. prison. prostitution. religious. schoolroom. switching roles. power exchange. punishment. other: 

EXTRA NOTES. Once again, in specific circumstances and with the right partner.

SENSATION PLAY.

ROLE.  being the sub. being the dom. both.

asphyxiation. biting. beating (hard, soft). breath control (mild restriction, choking). clamps (genitalia, nipples). crying. ear plugs. electricity (internal, external). finger claws. fire play. gun play. hair pulling. horse riding (crotch torture). hot wax (body, genitalia). ice cubes. knife play (blood, no blood). overstimulation. needle play. nipple play (pulls, tugs, twists). pain (mild, severe). scratching. sensory deprivation. sleep deprivation. suction cups. teasing. tickling. waterboarding. 

EXTRA NOTES. He's not opposed to being choked, and all of this will only be done with permission to a partner.

SERVICE.

ROLE.  being the sub. being the dom. both.

begging. chores. picking clothes/dressing. picking food/feeding. contracts. following orders. kneeling. manicures. massage. pedicures & foot massages. phone sex. serving as: maid, furniture, art. servicing others (supervised). uniform wearing. symbolic jewelry wear.

EXTRA NOTES.

PENETRATION.

ROLE.  being the sub. being the dom. both.

anal beads. anal plugs (small, medium, large, vibrating, in public - under clothes). breast fucking. dildos (anal, oral, vaginal). double penetration. fisting (anal, vaginal). masturbation. orgasm control/denial. sexual deprivation. sounding. strap ons (sucking, fucking, wearing). triple penetration. vibrator (anal. vaginal. external.)

EXTRA NOTES.

VOYEURISM/EXHIBITIONISM.

ROLE.  being the sub. being the dom. both.

examination. exhibitionism (friends, strangers). forced nudity (private, public). outdoor scenes. video (watching/recording). voyeurism.

EXTRA NOTES. He likes to watch, but he doesn't like to share.

[hells-greatestdad]

Rating meme - choking kink

Love a good asphyxiation

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

"This one really depends on who's trying it... and that's really just me saying I'd try it...." With his wife. No one else.

[sigmaelxgr]

Hello!

3, 7, and 15 from the OC trauma ask game for any OC of your choice :)

heyyy its the sixth time im trying to answer this ask!! :D i think Tumblr cant deal the length of it? i dont know but i couldnt just NOT elaborate on this, the questions were so good!! im so glad i can share with you points of this dunmer called Sangre/Xangr (Sangre is the most common spelling but Tumblr prefered with an X) brace yourself, dearest, bc thats a LONG answer that awaits!! LETS GO

3 - Have they died before ?

YOU BEGAN..... With the absolute most banger question of the whole ask meme. I am obliged to elaborate on this. I'll tag @shadylex bc, dear, you may like it (pls answer the same ask for Yera) How do I state this... Xangr doesnt really know if he's alive. Well. There are clues you'd say! But this boy is not quite sure about that. Xangr feels like his body is not his. He feels like his face is stolen from another. He feels like his whole life is what living as a cancer would be. He asphyxiates in his own rotten flesh. He feels his bones rejecting him so hard they cramble like glass from time to time. He feels STUCKED HERE... Somewhere not at the right place, somehow caged here inside of the One this body belongs to. So, if this meat isnt his, if those traits arent his neither, who is he? What is he here for? Does he even exist, if nothing is his? He's born aged 11, when a boy named Sigma-El shattered. He's been throwned into the hell of existance without any explanation. Xangr had no name back then. He had no idea why, he had no idea what was happening, no context, no clue but he felt MAD, he felt spontaneously FURIOUS about existing, he couldnt talk without spitting his rage to everything. He learnt quickly to dispise living, the rage turning his gaze away from his body, that made him SUFFER without any reason to be found. Pain alterated his appreciation of the world. Xangr experienced suffering so hard he was blinded by it. Each fiber of his being tore him apart, so violently he would bite, bleed himself to feel relief...

Until years, and years later, free from the Telvannis and far from Vvardenfell that he fled in his desperate fury against everything, an Altmer called Cyriel took long months to establish a dialogue with him. It was at first chaotic, but Cyriel understood that this insane violence directed toward the outside found its source directly into core. Cyriel acknowledged pain. He acknowledged trouble, hunger for answers, wishes for loneliness, DISTRESS. He asked him if he has a name, HIS name, and Xangr, named Sigma-El back then, said "Sangre." (A red pigment, HIS fav color)

Now that he has a word to design himself with, he began slowly to live as such. It took years again for Cyriel and Xangr to explore the implications of this new statement. What Xangr is, what is his role here. Cyriel was a fantastic friend, such a nice character (I love him with so much tenderness) but even now with dawning of answers, questions remained and Xangr feelt deeper and deeper as a hack, a fraud, he understood that they are at least two and feelt existing as stealing Sigma-El's life.

Sigma-El is here, somewhere, asleep. He knows the day Sigma-El would wake up, he'd die probably in counterpart. It would be the day he's not needed anymore - and each time Sigma-El or what will become Molkhun Dahkem take on their body, Xangr experiences anguish of disappearance again and again.

He feels alive nowadays, when he's painting his skin, when he's sewing his dresses, when he's performing dances, when he's having sex, when he eats juicy fruits or kahjiiti tajines, when he hears the enchanting sounds of his jewelry... and even more after the Planemeld in which he heavily took part back then, as a Worm Cultist. He got so much into death, so much into self-destruction..!

Now that he learnt to accept their condition, to love Sigma-El, to love himself too, pain appeased a lot. Yet he's so scared to die and willing to live his own life, he knows the clock is ticking bc he disobeyed Coldharbour, he knows he has to enjoy seconds before Oblivion reaps him... Even if in doing so, he keeps his dear Sigma-El forcefully shutted down for a while.

Life...or even what feels like a simulacre of it... Is way too good. Way too precious. Way too much of a miracle.

So I'd say.

Yes, Xangr knows death. He knows existing and non-existing. That's why he's so eager to survive.

7 - How easy is it to make them cry ?

You won't be capable to. He even doesnt know how to do. It happens that he feels numb and his body sometimes craves for tears, but they dont fall. It's like he never learnt to do so. It remains stucked.

Its due to the fact that even if, now, its better than ever, he doesnt feel connected to his envelop. He doesnt feel connected to his own feelings enough to let them exist this way. First, he's not concerned about people's emotions at all and dont experience them the same way, but foremost he struggles to let them live. That's why his smile is beautiful but empty, Xangr has a pretty face but almost no active emotions going through it. BUT THERE IS AN EXCEPTION. This exception being Sigma-El. When Xangr focus on Sigma-El, when he puts his hand on his belly as he was bearing a child, there is a link that creates here. He's so deeply merged with Sigma-El that he fades crying when his soul reverberates the later's light. Sig is now everything to Xangr, it's his infant, his lovely dear, his life evolves only around him being asleep and needing protection... Xangr feels so much intimacy, so much spontaneous understanding when Sigma-El is there with him, it's too much to handle. Brushing Sigma-El with the very end of his fingers... Brings the euphoria, the joy of existing and suddenly having all the answers. He gets emotional each time he mentions him.

15 - Are they neurodivergent ?

Heck yes they are. They are a system of alters, the host being Sigma-El. Sigma-El as such have a lot of autistic traits he gave to Xangr when he "fell asleep". Xangr is stimming a lot, barely interested in social conveniences, looks blunt, has a taste for riddles and troubles interacting with people. He's very independant and most of the time he's a sweetheart that people learn to love. He has a passion for erotic novels - he seeks stimulation and likes everything that brings sensations to his numb body. He's a bit ADHD, like myself, and we share some similarities that have a funny history. As no psychiatry is available in the TES, I made of their multiplicity a subject of wonder. Cyriel for exemple has theories of what happened, explaining with prisms and light theories, Xangr is more of a "We are a triangle" boy - he explains using geometry... But only Sigma-El has the answers. Xangr consideres Sigma-El to be like a mini-god having the power to mold himself in aspects and shapes. Its why Xangr reveres no Divine ; he reveres Sigma-El.