Not to mention that if it does cause the apocalypse, we don't really have a method to reset the timeline again
Jaania: Brittany is cured!
My sister in the Avatars, nothing about her looks any better than the last time we saw her
Yes I captured all of these images just to change Jaania's response because this entire moment felt like it ended with that phrase.
I love your sword, Amadeus. Can we have it? Or at the very least something with the same design?
Look at them! Just like old times! It's almost like nothing's changed at all!
Seriously though, this moment goes hard
But according to you, being connected to magic causes the most suffering. So by your logic, Akanthus should be the only one not suffering...
Jaania are your attempts at "Soulweaving" killing your braincells?
Please, Jaania! Honestly at this point it's getting kinda sad to watch.
*Later that same evening*
Jaania: Akanthus, why are the floorboards glowing red?
Aknathus: …Aurora Borealis?
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hey folks, what's your hot tip to check/ask when looking at renting a house? What's saved your ass in the past/what's screwed you over so hard you'll never forget to ask again?
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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.
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daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end
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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year
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