#awww lors

[legendofrhythm]

Non-spoiler Side Order junk featuring my silly little guys

[dear-tortured-adam]

❝ 𝐅𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐩-𝐢𝐬𝐡 ❞ Ver 3

╰┈➤ LOVE ME DESPITE IT ALL? | HEADCANON POST

question : "Does this get tiring...?" AKA nondateables seeing their beloved sheep... as a human!

part.s : demon brothers | triworlds | nondateables

pairing.s : Thirteen x MC, Mephistopheles x MC, Raphael x MC [all separately] + a suprise guest

note.s : That took longer than I expected. Seriously, this week felt like such a rollercoaster ride that I didn't think I'd be able to finish this in time— but here we are!!

Fair warning that I have no notes on Raphael whatsoever. I am purely basing these off of interactions that I recall at the top of my head; consider this as another practice round :"DD

Anyhow, hope you enjoy the conclusion to this trilogy! ^^

The sheep's curse returns.

It's been so long, why MUST it happen NOW!? After your family getaway to the human world, no less. Back to square one: memory loss and stubby legs. Everyone came to your aid, albeit more protective than before due to circumstances. New people? New People! You have bonded with them after a while, and while most weren't too overjoyed, you'd say it was an enjoyable-

Oh my for goodness' sake-

The all too familiar poof arises again. But, was it just you or did it hurt than the last- ahh.. You placed your palm to your forehead. Hurts. It fucking hurts. With one eye open, you try and ask for help to maybe Lucifer or- Oh right, they're also in this room.

THIRTEEN ; "Awww!!"

Thirteen is very supportive.

Hm? She stans you all the way, one of your biggest fans! This privilege will surely seal the deal!

Another fangirl added to your roster. You have piqued her interest at the sight of your adorably special soul but-

Girly runs up to you and pulls you in a tight embrace.

Thirteen is absolutely GUSHING over how you look. That hair? adorbs! Any tattoos? Cuties!! More, more, more!!

What's got our reaper even more excited was your soul! Well, so the curse also managed to hide your soul- not literally though it slightly hindered its view.

The first instance she went to check on your soul, Thirteen noticed the white glowing light emitting like dispersed shockwaves; urging to be released to its full glory.

And to FINALLY inspect it with no obstacles? She was beyond thrilled.

Although, she does feel kind of bummed out about it, to be honest.

Thirteen had spent eons crafting and perfecting specialized traps and pranks for the little sheep. Seriously, do you have ANY idea how long it takes to get the measurements right?

Hmph! now she has nothing to use them for!!

It didn't matter how frickin' shorter you are than all of them, you still aren't plushie sheep size!

Hmm.. maybe she should instead use this as an opportunity to conduct larger-scale traps... though that wouldn't just be suited for you.

Unless...

Hey hey human, get ready! Once she gets you, she's got you.

MEPHISTOPHELES ; "So THIS is the human?"

Pft- the nobleman scoffs.

He has seen far greater escapades than the sight beholding his very eyes at the moment.

It's really no outstanding feat.

Truly.

As much as he wishes to brush this aside as yet another antic done by the human, you know that he will never escape it.

You know he will be thinking plentiful of it — though not in any particular light [yet]

You see, this transformation will become the next talk of the school for weeks. By cursed virtue, it felt mandatory to handle this topic and present its own article.

Unfortunately for Mephistopheles, it meant all who are part of the Newspaper Club would constantly observe; asking you questions to publish this latest issue.

Why must he care? Sure publication is necessary for the RAD archives yet he didn't have to think about you.

He shouldn't have to think about you.

Yet there he sat, scribbling through the papers on his desk to get your physical description as accurate as possible. A good headline may do? "The Tiny Lamb Turns Human!" — no. That's not read-worthy enough.

The last time he was ever like this was describing Lord Diavolo's newest outfit during one of the many balls he'd host back in the day. That article reached headlines as people exchange opinions on this "newest fashion trend".

Did he really pay this much attention to your appearance? You? An otherwise useless mound of flesh that's got everyone's attention?

"What did Diavolo see in you?" — whatever it may be, it made sense.

It should make sense. He trusts Diavolo's word for it, and he quotes: "the prettiest human to ever grace this land."

RAPHAEL ; "..."

...? Huh.

Raphael was very curious. It dates back to the first time he encountered you.

Frankly, at the time he had to look down to the ground as he didn't know humans could be so. . .

Short.

But now that the curse had once again faded away [perhaps], he tries to understand what all the others were fussing on about you.

His eyes peer over your form, taking in each and every detail. He has a sharp eye, though once you take a glance at him, you feel as if he's trying to memorize your form.

Don't get too appalled, he does not have a disappointed look on his face.

As much as he's observing, Raphael won't comment on anything. Positive, Negative, none at all — he just stood there quietly. He lets other people do the talking for him.

That doesn't mean he won't give a comment or two asking if you're alright... Well, your face was indeed contorted in horror for a few seconds before you felt the traumatic headache building up once more.

He never understood how people's eyes seem drawn toward your direction. He thought that it almost looked like their eyes were permanently glued onto you.

Well at first he assumed that it's with how cute you were. Luke and Simeon constantly talk about it over at Purgatory Hall, paired with Solomon gushing about his "adorable apprentice" like an overproud mentor.

Now? Raphael sees himself fallen victim.

Ah. You got him.

Hm? Oh! A message from heaven?

MICHAEL ; "Surprise Surprise.."

Such an adorable little sheep. . .

You didn't know—no one did—but Michael had been observing everything up from the top of the Celestial Realm.

He wouldn't say he was curious, but more or less intrigued by the idea of what you looked like. All he received was a glimpse of one of the many chaotic instances that you got yourself into.

Oh my, it was a delight.

A small chuckle escaped Michael's lips. With a snap of the finger, the cloud within the orb dissipates, gone from within the crystal dome.

If you ever meet in the far distant future, Michael has exactly one question prepared for you.

Human, what have you done to them?

A/N: and that's a wrap! Now the Michael thingy was just a bit of a silly idea and to be clear I have not yet played Lessons 40+ of NB so I have no idea what goes there- so that last part is purely for the feels ;v; There won't be a part 4 or further continuation for "Feeling Sheep-ish", so what comes after is now up to the reader's interpretation. Would also like to add that my schedule will be taking a toll for the next few months, so there will be an update in the rules. And this will be the last you will see of this formatting because I'm updating this blog's theme- but hey, now it's series exclusive! How about it? That's all and stay safe whenever and wherever you are ! !

divider/s by @/cafekitsune | artwork by NTT Solmare

[naturesapphic]

Rough day

Lorraine warren x fem!reader

Warnings: smut and hurt/comfort

The wind was blowing and the leaves were falling outside of your kitchen window as you were preparing dinner for you and your wife, lorraine.

The front door opened and it was closed softly and you heard footsteps coming your way. In came in your wife with tears dried on her face and her body looking slumped. You instantly frowned upon your wife’s state and you walk over to her immediately.

“My love? What’s troubling you…” you asked her with a low and gentle voice. She looked into your eyes and she started tearing up which made you worried even more. You laid both of your hands on her cheeks and gently wiped her tears away with the pads of your thumbs.

“We had a tv interview today and they were saying awful stuff about you and I. Saying slurs and saying that I should be ashamed of myself for marrying you.” She said quietly. Her confession made your stomach drop and your heart break. How can people be so judgmental and so awful? “Oh my love…”. You said softly and caressed her face in your hands. “What we have is real. You and me together. We are soulmates and meant to be. I love you so much lor.” You reassured her and she kissed your wedding ring that’s placed on your finger and you smiled up at her.

She slowly leaned down and captured your lips in a soft kiss. You kissed her back just as softly and you cradled her head in your hands. You softly ran your fingers through your hair as her hands was settled on your back. Things were getting heated, not in a rough way, just in a soft and loving way. As Lorraine was kissing you, she was walking backwards into y’all’s shared bedroom, hands slowly caressing each other. She gently pushed you on the bed and you both giggled. She leaned down again to capture your lips in hers and slowly started taking off your dress.

You were now left in your undergarments and your wife was hypnotized by your beauty. “You’re so beautiful my angel.” She complimented you and you face got beet red. She smiled and you sat up starting to undress her. You took off her dress and left her in her undergarments. Y’all both looked at each other in awe and love. How can you be so lucky to have this incredible woman, and she thought the same thing. Lorraine kissed your neck and sucked the soft skin gently, leaving marks. You were panting and squirming at this point. You really needed her.

“L-lor…p-please..I need y-you..” you said shakily and she gives you a small smile. “Don’t worry honey. I got you. Just relax.” She said softly. “O-okay…” you said shakily. “Good girl.” She said as she smiled back at you. Lorraine started leaving kisses on your face telling you how much she adores your features and what each of them mean to her. After she gave attention to your face, she started down your neck to your shoulders and arms. She then goes on telling you that she loves your arms because they always give her the best embrace for whenever she needs it. Kissing to the valley of your breast, she takes one of your rosy pink nipples into her mouth and you gasp quietly at the pleasurable sensation. “O-oh….mmm.” You moan out to her softly and she smiles against them and switched to your other nipple giving it the same attention. After she was done with your breast, she started kissing your stomach all the way down to your legs, missing the spot where you needed her most.

You whimpered out and she gave you a soft look in return. “Don’t worry baby, I’ll get to your beautiful pussy in a minute.” She reassured you and you blushed profusely at her words. She knew the effect it had on you and yet she still gave you a small smile. She was kissing all over your legs, telling you how much she loves them and loves to touch them. After giving them attention. She kissed up to the spot where you needed her. She gave your pussy a long, soft kiss and you moaned at the simple action which made her smile grow bigger. “Awww baby…I barley even touched you and here you are moaning so loudly when I haven’t even done anything yet.” She teased you and you whimpered back. She used her warm tongue to separate your folds as she sucks softly on your aching clit. Your hips jerked up and she immediately grabbed your thighs gently and held them carefully so she doesn’t hurt you.

She kept sucking on your clit until you orgasmed and then she plunged her tongue into your sopping wet, aching hole, to which you screamed out her name like a chant, and started sucking out your juices into her starving mouth. You felt yourself coming into another orgasm and Lorraine knew it. She felt it. She kept tongue fucking you until you came undone for her and she started licking you clean until you had to push her head away. “T-too much l-lor…p-please…” you said pleadingly and she immediately pulled her face away from your pussy and gave you a loving kiss on your lips. She pulled away as you were panting and she whispered to you how good you are and what a good girl you were for her until your breathing was evened out.

You immediately changed places with her and started kissing her softly as you roamed your hands all over her body softly. You pulled away and looked into her eyes “is this okay?” You asked as your fingers were hovering over her pussy and she nodded and gave you a genuine smile to which you recuperated. You gently slide your fingers through her wet folds and softly slid one finger into her hole and she moaned out your name softly. You smiled and continued to pump your finger in and out of her until you slid another finger in. You kept going until her thighs were shaking and she was chanting your name loudly into the world. You used your thumb to circle her clit and after a few moments, she came undone with a loud cry.

You gently took your fingers out and started licking them clean to which Lorraine blushed at. You kissed her again and again as the rest of the night was filled with love making and y’all’s moans.

A/n: I hope y’all enjoyed! 👀 winter/Christmas requests are opened for all of the people that I write! Remember to stay hydrated and to rest! I love y’all!

[eternitas]

No context Lorenzo and Sergey bc writing them brings out my comedic side [at least I think I'm funny]

Ser: -but quite frankly nobody asked! Lor: ?! YOU literally just asked! *pause* Ser: Well I'm not asking anymore! --- Ser: There is a specific place on hell reserved for people that constantly NEEDS to make their dumb thoughts known to the world.... And we're gonna be roommates ♥ :3 --- Lor: You just exist to rob me of my last nerve, your entire existance is just to drive me insane. Ser: Awww... it's so cute that you believe to be at the top of my priorities, but I just don't feel the same way about you, sorry... Lor: I am literally 2 seconds from killing you Ser: I'm really not into that kinky stuff. ---- Ser: That went well... anyone want a smoothy? Lor: Nobody wants a smoothy and that went aweful! Ser: Oh... Well, less of a queue at the smoothy bar~ --- Ser: Can we just agree to disagree? Lor: We can agree to all of this being YOUR fault and me kicking your ass once we're done here! Ser: ... You know what, that's fair. ---- Lor: On a scale of one to cleaning after officer Bels blood games, this is easily up there on the most gore contained in one squaremeter. Ser: Have you ever been in Lussurias backroom? Lor: What? No! Ser: Oh- Nevermind then --- Lor: If you don't shut the hell up, I'll shave your head and feed you all your hair just to pull it back out from your intestines like a bad sequel to The Ring! Ser: You saw The Ring?! Lor: FOCUS! ---- Ser: On a scale of one to five how pissed off are you right now? Lor: 12. Ser: Okay, sure, carry on, don't mind me. ---- Ser: Lorenzo, if we die here can I tell you a secret? Lor: No I don't care. Ser: Aw :c Lor: No, actually, tell me, I don't plan to die here and then I'll have something to sell to Mammon. Ser: Well, now I'm not telling you! :/ ---- Ser: Whaaat? Noooo! He'd never do that, nooo- Lor: He'd absolutely do something like that Ser: Oh yeah, definitely. --- Ser: Let me hear you say ayooo~ Lor: Bing, boom, kachow Lor+Ser: Nailed it~!

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Monster Movie

Welcome to “Good EVEning: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

 Up today, s4e5: Monster Movie.

  Sam and Dean are in Pennsylvania for a case that sounds like it may be a vampire attack but may also just be a vampire wannabe. Dean doesn't care, though, because it's Oktoberfest, he's been rehymenated, and he's ready to party. But then there's a sort of werewolf attack. And then a... mummy come to life? It becomes clear that they have a shapeshifter who loves old monster movies, but who is he and what's his next mov(i)e? Before they quite figure it out, the monster attacks Dean and his bar wench date (who really needs to join the cast for much more than just one episode because she's amazing) and then next thing he knows, Dean is in lederhosen and strapped to an electrocution table. This is one of the top ten very best SPN episodes. Shot in black and white and with all the little trappings of the classic horror films, it's both a send up and a tribute. It's also one of the best of the hilarious-up-until-the-end-when-it-rips-your-heart-out eps.

 Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

  [and we begin:]

  Lor:

eeeee the black and white and the MUSIC

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

it's like I know it's coming but I still squee in my soul

 Mace:

SNORK

Mace:

Deanderhosen

 Mace:

 it’s coming

 Lor:

YAAAAAS

 Mace:

 and Sammy looks so pretty in B&W

 Lor:

and one of my very favorite one-off "women of the week"

 Lor:

the siiiiign

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

" a little more gusto"

 Mace:

“little more gusto, please"

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

LOL

 Lor:

"an honest to goodness monster hunt"

 Lor:

"a black and white case" !!! I cannot I love it

 Mace:

oh Dean, like you, it’s not straight

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

 Mace:

 Octoberfest 2008 – [son] was 1 month old...

 Lor:

"without me"

 Lor:

awwwwww

 Mace:

 “PIG PRETZEL”

 Lor:

"big pretzel!"

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

now I want one

 Mace:

 fair food and pretty blonds = Dean’s in a happy place

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

 ANGUS AND YOUNG

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

the way it's not just b and w but they SHOOT it like an old movie

 Lor:

geeks so hard

 Mace:

 YES this one is SO well done in so many ways

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

 she is SO PRETTY

 Lor:

he's a MAVERICK

 Mace:

 omg Sammy’s FACE

 Lor:

she IS

 Lor:

YAAAS

 Mace:

 omg the triangle noise when he winks

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

 I don’t think I noticed that one before

 Lor:

me either

 Lor:

and this dude. he is just playing it UP and it is so great

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 Mr. BREWER drinking from a stein at Octoberfest

 Lor:

YAAAAS

 Mace:

 a vamPYR

 Lor:

"he looked like a VAMPIRE"

 Mace:

 omg Sammy’s SMILE

 Lor:

omg Sam trying to keep a straight face

 Mace:

 YAS

 Lor:

THEIR FACES

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

I LOVE that he knows when he can play around

 Mace:

oh SAMMY

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 “come again?” OMG SAMMY

 Lor:

HE'S REHYMENATED

 Mace:

 HAAAAAHAHAHAHA

 Lor:

hahahahahaha Sam

 Mace:

Sam is longsuffering but amused

 I need him to have that attitude with me at all times

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

"not weird enough"

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 ugh GROSS

 Lor:

the juxtaposition bt this jerk trying to get what he wants and Dean trying to get what he wants

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

there's no wolves in Pennsylvania, but if we don't have sex my balls will explode. what an ass

 Mace:

YEP

 Mace:

Sam’s hair!

 Mace:

 the little curls in the back

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

they both look amazing in their suits in black and white

 Lor:

her and her giant soda

 Mace:

YES THEY DO

 Mace:

“DAMN!”

 Mace:

 omg DEAN

 Lor:

awww Dean, I will rub your temples

 Mace:

 all those faces in, like, 5 seconds

 Lor:

RIGHT?

 Mace:

 the loosened TIES

 Lor:

YAAAAAS

 Lor:

why is that such an amazing look it is SO GOOD

 Mace:

 YAAASSS

 Lor:

I really love Jamie and Dean together

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

OMG HIS FOAM MOUSTACHE

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHA

 Lor:

dude. RUN

 Mace:

HAHAHA they never do in those old movies

 Mace:

 but they generally don’t say “Holy mother of crap"

 Lor:

I was just thinking that!

 Lor:

hahahahahaha

 Lor:

omg they are both so annoyed

 Mace:

 YES “this is stupid"

 Lor:

awww Sammy just lets him go for his date without snarking at him

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

Jamie is a better person than me. I'da kept waiting for Dean

 Mace:

 Sam is playing a big brother part in this episode it seems

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

omg same

 Mace:

“…okay”

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

"okay" and then he just punches him!

 Lor:

the music! the shadows!

 Mace:

YES!!

 Mace:

 THE SCOOTER

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

INTERMISSION

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

"the ear part?"

 Mace:

 EW

 Lor:

yeah gross

 Lor:

"the x files is a tv show, this is real"

 Lor:

I love that line so much

 Mace:

“the xfiles is a tv show, this is real” OMG

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

Dean should know this [details about the old Dracula movies]

 Mace:

 yeah

 Lor:

"some people paint"

 Lor:

"that must suck"

 Lor:

she puts her finger RIGHT ON IT

 Mace:

 she pinpoints it pretty quickly

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

awww she goes to him

 Lor:

I LOVE HER

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 ME TOO

 Lor:

Dean, honey, you're lying to yourself, baby

 Mace:

 the way he sits there with his arm on the back of the bench

 Lor:

YAAAAAAS

 Lor:

"man I hope not"

 Mace:

sigh

 Mace:

 “YEAH, stay for a drink”

 Lor:

"yeeeah stay for a drink" haaaahahahaha

 Mace:

 HAHAHA

 Lor:

LOL

 Lor:

poor Dean. he just wants to get horizontal with the beautiful lady who understands him and gets his humor

 Mace:

 Sam does that befuddled look SO WELL

 Lor:

he DOES

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

MY GOD THE SHADOW

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

and then Sam's face when he switches up the music

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

“it’s supposed to come off"

 Mace:

 HAHAHAHA

 Lor:

"it's supposed to come off" "no it's not!"

 Lor:

LOLOLOLOL

 Lor:

"well, I didn't actually FLY"

 Mace:

HA

 Mace:

 THE HARP

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

I am a very bad person bc Dean all woozy is adorable

 Mace:

 YES HE IS

 Lor:

THERE IT IS

 Mace:

 YAAASSS

 Lor:

lookit him in his little outfit

 Mace:

 YESYESYES

 Lor:

Dean's face

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

"what the hell's up with the mummy?"

 Lor:

"I am all monsters" oooooooof

 Lor:

this guy KILLS IT [ed. the actor is Todd Stashwich]

 Mace:

 he really really does

 Lor:

"ah but this movie is mine"

 Mace:

 YES i love how Sam and Dean do the same thing much later on

 Lor:

I love how they take this absolute FEST of beautiful delightful nonsense and turn it into such a neat thematic exploration of monsters

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

 YES

  Lor:

"Good EEFning"

 Lor:

omg teh pizza guy "uh huh"

 Mace:

SNORK

 Mace:

 this pizza guy has SEEN things

 Lor:

"Did you order garlic"

 Lor:

RIGHT?

 Lor:

like, what else has the poor dude come across

 Mace:

exactly

 Mace:

 SMARTY SAMMY

 Lor:

again, no snark from Sam about Jamie pets him good brothering, Sam

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

YES

 Mace:

 super goofy and then that flash of serious insanity I LOVE IT

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

and there's just that hint of pain in there too

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

"you're the only one I don't wanna scare"

 Mace:

 ooooof

 Lor:

yeah

 Lor:

"real is being born this way. different"

 Lor:

OUTSIDER

 Mace:

dropping the accent and the game makes him instantly more complex and it’s amazing

 Mace:

 YEP

 Lor:

YES

 Mace:

 and the parallel to Sam’s situation AGAIN

 Lor:

and the way it's shot. his profile

 Lor:

YES

 Lor:

omg those sleeves rolled up above Dean's elbows

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

"hey there, Hansel"

 Mace:

“hey there, handsome"

 Mace:

HAHAHA

 Mace:

 oh HANSEL THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER

 Lor:

LOL

 Lor:

omg Dean's impressed with the setup

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

the VIOLIN

 Mace:

 YES

 Lor:

"perhaps this is how the movie should end" oooooof

 Mace:

 yeah

 Lor:

YAY they finally get to smooch

 Mace:

the popped collar

 Mace:

 i suspect they did more than that

 Lor:

well SURE

 Lor:

but we get to see the smooches

 Mace:

 back ON THE JOB

 Lor:

"monster gets the gank"

 Mace:

 “you heard me"

 Lor:

"lucky guess"

 Mace:

HAHAHAHA

 Mace:

 SO GOOD

 Lor:

YES

[parttimepuff]

Wait, does Magolor know beeps connection to the swordsmatter? Does this guy just let anyone into his house?

The Halcandran tilted his head to the side. "What's a Swordsmatter? Is that a subspecies? You make it sound like a specific person." Magolor asked. Lor was able to pull up the relevant information quickly, displaying data entries on her main console. "The Dark Matter Swordsman, or the Swordsmatter as our visitor called them, was one of the highest generals to Zero. They executed orders under them, but eventually fell shortly before Zero themselves did to Kirby.>" She detailed.

Closing down the windows she'd opened, the AI gave her own opinion. "I’m not sure how Beep would be related to them, it’s not exactly known if Dark Matters form family units or have offspring. She may know, but that’s, an awkward conversation.>" Lor expressed. That certainly wasn't what her pilot had expected to hear. "O-oh, I see… I'm not sure if they're asking me a legitimate question, then, or just trying to insult her." Magolor pondered.

"Maybe I should talk with her more about other Matters… But absolutely not right now when she's so worried about Rev." He ultimately decided. It could certainly wait until he wasn't piling on to more worries for her. "Understandable. I’m curious to know if this is a legitimate question, and if so what they mean.>" Lor agreed. "But, as for the latter question, yes. I allow anyone I see fit to enter. And those Magolor trusts, too.>" She added.

"Yeah! And, well, I'm hesitant to invite most people over, anyway. I have to be careful how I present myself around people, I don't like having to do that when I'm home with Lor." Magolor explained, deciding to assume they weren't being malicious with the question. "And I take that into account, too." The AI chimed in, getting him to smile. "Awww, I know you do." The Halcandran replied. A ;] displayed on her screen to match his expression.

[crossover-enthusiast]

random lor but the first time Nico came over to Todd's house his dog absolutely ADORED Nico because I think it would be cute okay

Awww

Yeah :]

[yjwhatif]

YJ EPISODE 26 SPOILER NOTES… part ONE

IT’S THE LAST EPISODE!! 😩

→ Remember who you are Conner... You're Not a killer!

→ New krypton... very inventive

→ "Superboy execute Kal-El Now!" Noooo!

→ I see, so he's not dead

→ Awww, the pain in Dicks voice at thinking everyone was dead 🙁 - yeah… its not fun thinking everyone's dead, is it Dick!?

→ HEY, I was right about Saturn Girl getting her message a cross and faking everyone's deaths... there's not many of my thoughts that have come to pass this season - so I’m taking that as an absolute win!

→ M'gann and Dick's bond is like Violet and vic's to me in the way that I always forget its as strong as it is, until they share the screen together and then I'm like - oh yeah, they do have a sweet friendship.

→ STORYTIME!

→ I love when the invincible characters rush forward to protect the others without a seconds thought… just gonna add this to the list of reasons I love Orion!

→ "Faking your deaths - our best trick... one we've gotten way too good at” You can say that again!

→ Lesson #1 of becoming a hero... learn to play possum

→ Danny mention!

→ "And Rocket?” “She didn't make it "… Like heck she didn't!

→ “…But We'll have to mourn Raquel later." I feel like Dick’s or someone else has previously said this phase before about something else?

→ Oh hey, I never realised she includes Danny in the list of people they need to help

→ "I can set the prince up with medical supplies to tend to the wounded... but Foragers down for the count. " Two things - ① Bart looks so sad as he says this! And ② Why does he specifically say the prince... I don't know why my brains so focused on questioning this - there's absolutely no need for it to be - but here we are... Does J’emm know anything about Medical practice? Or is it because he's not a superhero so he doesn't get to fight the evil kryptonians... M’gann’s like, You are definitely not coming because I am not dealing with the liability of you getting killed on earth... we’ve already had two close calls - I'm not risking a third! Can you imagine the shit storm that would be caused by J’emm - the Martian Prince - getting killed on EARTH under the watchful eye of Miss Martian and the other Earthian heroes! That would be a very awkward conversation… though on a brighter note we found Conner alive... please don’t attack us!… I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS ANYMORE?!

And back to my actual notes...

→ Bioship spitting out the treadmill like - Get that shit out of my mouth right now... and you young Man (Bart) are BANNED from travelling on me again... or at least until you make it up to me for all the trouble I’ve had to put up with!

→ BABY TO THE RESCUE!

→ I love the perky music they use for Baby!

↳ Aww Conner & superman flashbacks! These are so cute! UNCLE CONNER IS SO ADORABLE - We need to see more of him and Jonny actually interacting - as that is something we have still yet to see beyond pictures!

→ "I can't kill him again... he's family" yes! that is the CORRECT answer Conner!

→ Shut up Lor!

→ Shut up Ursa!

→"YOINK!"

→ GO KID GO! Of course he’s the first to arrive!

→ Lor you leave him alone, you little Shit!

→"JECTED!"

→ GO TEAM GO!

→ Hit him with that bus!

→... Do you think Kaldur knows how to drive? (These are the important questions!)

→ We’re on a deadline M’gann! Stop being Sentimental!

→ "You're a ball of Sunshine hiding a terrifying Demigoddess!" Hey - that's the thing that Emily says on the WHELMED Podcast! That is so Cool! And it just emphasises how Grandon do genuinely listen and value the fans/fandom!

→ Gotta love an exploding arrow... Y'know, unless its Bart who's holding it

→"DOUBLE YOINK!"

→ I love the comparison of Bart saving Artemis vs Wally saving her - Wally and Artemis were in sync - Bart and Artemis definitely aren’t - but the same intent is there… I really wanna see more Bart and Artemis dynamic!

→ Burn M’comm burn!

→ "TRIPLE YOINK!"

→ Bart will you stop touching random shit! Also that was a very prolonged electrocution... I wonder if it might cause some lasting effect that will come back to haunt him later?

→"KID!'" - Artemis cares! I really want to see their bond explored!!

→ No Conner - we don't kill our friends!

→ Let me translate Mother Box here... "Eww! I'm in the sewers!!"

→ YAY! DANNY RETURNS!! I hoped he would!

→ Piss off M'comm!

→ Dick + Artemis team up - Gotta love Team No Powers

→ Go wake him up M’gann!

→ (Mufasa Voice) Remember… Who you are!

→ I feel like we get a Supermartian montage every Season…

→ “Hi” “Hi” — aww, they're doing the Heartstopper thing - CUTE 🥰

→ Supermartian are finally reunited!

→ I love how they're breaking up the the high energy action with these softer/quieter moments

→ "Kaldur you keep Zod occupied!" Yes, that's what I doing, DICK!

→ It's not Young Justice without someone getting knock out by their own teammate (it's my favourite recurring image of the show!)

→ ZODs VS ELs — Give 'em hell boys!

→ No M’gann!

→ Yay M’gann!

→ One more fake out death for the road

→ "You wanna be a god... you'll have to go through me!" Proceeds to brain fry Ursa... Give her hell M’gann! Embrace your power!

→ M'comm leave the boy ALONE! He's been through enough!

→ Go Legion Go!

→ Though there is something incredibly impressive about the fact that M’comm was able to spit himself between torturing/Controlling Danny in the Psychic realm and full on fighting Chameleon Boy in the physical realm without breaking a sweat! He really is incredibly powerful!

→ Loving the team work of all the legioneers

→ Give him hell Danny!

→ I love this kid with his little Southern accent! 🥰

→ You tell him Conner! You fight for your home and loved ones!

→ "They're good but not in sync…" “Let's go for the combo" → This gives me s1 Robin & Superboy Vs Batman & Superman energy!

→"STOP TRYING TO KILL MY MAN!" you show him M’gann! Absolutely love this moment!

→ WEST MANOEUVRE! works every time!

→ YAY ROCKET!

→ "I WILL NOT BE CHEATED OF MY REWARD!" I always find it fascinating when we hear these cold and calculated villains convey genuine emotion.

→ I really like the pacing of M’comm’s defeat... everythings kinda wrapping up pretty quickly as everyone gets dropped into the boom tube, then it builds with M’comm’s outburst as if he's gonna make some last ditch attempt at victory. Though this gets cut short by Danny - which I love - stick it to the hypocrite - it continues with the quickness, until M’gann slows things down - and I really love this bit… where M’comm has to live in this moment of defeat with no way of returning from it - all he has is the sight of his sister finally and justifiably cutting ties with him. He may get what he wants in the end but he has lost everything in order to get it.

→ "You were glad Conner was dead"- The intensity of M’gann in this moment is really cool!

→ "NEVER MESS WITH THE EL'S!" followed by a triple wipe out straight back into the Phantom Zone... Bye General! 👋

→ Well, I guess someone had to get away... and of course it had to be the worst of the lot!

→ Oh, Now the Calvary shows up - literally a second after Lor escapes in the timesphere... you guys couldn’t set off literally 10 seconds earlier!

→ Another recurring shot of the show - the arrival of all the other team heroes taking in the aftermath of a mission... its an interesting selection - both Flashes, KF, Wondergirl, Red Tornado, Blue Beethe, Shazam and Black Canary (aka Team Primary Colours)

→ I just noticed 2 things - ① there's a mistake with Bart’s animation - in the long shot he has his bandages, but in the close up he doesn't. ② I don't know if this is actually the case - but it look like Jay is looking at Bart instead of what everyone else is looking at... To me that's the look of someone thinking - You have a lot of explaining to do young man! all while Bart remains blissfully unaware of the trouble he is absolutely going to be in once he gets home.

→ "Superboy are you alright?” "Fine, feeling the aster" - I'm sure Canary's thinking - Yeah, I'm sure you are. I'll book you in for therapy on Monday

→ "So is it over?" "A little bit" - I think that is the perfect sum up of this show - nothing is ever over - and I love that!

→ The legion = the voices of dooms — just take the win for what its worth guys!

↳ 🎶Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise!🎶 (insert that meme of ‘if I had a nickel for every les mis reference in this season I would have two nickels... Which isn't that much but its still weird it’s happened twice’) Also I don't know if this is supposed to be a reference to that line of les mis but that's what I think when I see this shot and I really like it!

End of Part ONE…

LB

[moonknightproductions]

Magolor: *Sidling up to Meta Knight* Heyyyyy bestieeee

Meta Knight: Go away.

Magolor: Awww come on! I just need you to do a little something for me~

Meta Knight: No. I'm not falling for your false charm again.

Magolor: I'll take you to Halcandra~

Meta Knight:...

Magolor: You'll get a chance to translate ancient texts~ I'll even help you if you need it~

Meta Knight:...Fine. But ONLY because I trust you to uphold your end of the bargain.

Magolor: YAHOOOO let's go!!!

*One tiring quest later*

Meta Knight: So are we going to Halcandra or what

Magolor: Ummmmm I actually don't have the Lor with me right now sorry~

*MK holds up Galaxia*

Magolor: *gulp* okay fine

[amjustagirl]

WHY ARE YOU SAYING SORRY NIKKI THE TAG GAMES IS FOR EVERYONE and I have to say it's so true that you're the anchor, you keep people grounded because you're reliable and strong, just like kaiyo, can't believe that I actually get to know people like you <333

Cos I paiseh laaaaa. And awww well I try my best but maybe its cos grandma is old so I'm just chilling in a corner (lepak ftw) until ppl can find me. Pls it's an honour getting to know ppl like you lor ❤️

[quotes-of-dreamland]

thank you all you are doing a public service <3 keep on living you wonderful geeks

Mod Susie: Ah, the fabled Friendly Anon! I’ve heard tale of your travels to various kirby blogs with Good Vibes! Thank you! <3

Mod Gooey: you valid!

Mod Galacta: :O awww thank you Friendly Anon!!!

Bandana Moddle Dee: how do I hug someone through a screen

Mod Shadow Kirby: Friendly anon is the hero we need but the hero we don't deserve

Mod Lor: Idk what to say but AAAAA

Mod Morpho: OML... THATS SO NICE AAA- I hope you’re having the most lovely day and you get a personal digital hug from me-

Mod Taranza: *happy wiggle stimming combined with robotic shrieking* :DDDD!!!! <333

Mod Ribbon: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I WOULD DIE FOR YOU BUD ❤️💛💚💙💜

Mod CS: 😍🥰😘😍😘😌😘🥰😘😍🥰😘😍😍😘😍😍🥰 I love u anon💙

[toriel-2]

children killing children awww yes (me reading lors of the fleas)

[waiting-for-motivation]

Plssss try to post Diego fics! I’m craving ur amazing writing 😘😘😘😘

Awww thank youuu ❤️ The problem is that I have other passions like star wars but I will post more Dieg fics, simply because I have a lor of requests for him :))

[foxrunrootlings]

A new thing has appeared!

“Eh? Oh what’s this? Oh! An arrival box! We must have a new root friend!”

“It does seem a little small though. Hm.... I need help.”

“Frida! Come here!”

“What is it, Lor?”

“Look! Look, and arrivals box! Ah, I can still remember mine! I was so nervous.”

“I... I was scared. It was dark, and loud, and I kept getting jostled.”

“Hm, that’s true. Let’s get our new friend out then!”

“Okay!”

“Careful! Careful!”

“Well, I remember it being black paper, and our arrivals boxes were bigger. Are you sure this is an arrival box, Lor?”

“Yes, yes it has to be! And not everything is black, you know.”

“I know, silly. Some of the best things are white.”

*giggle* “Or black.”

(Everyone awww)

*boing!*

“What the—!?”

“Oh my leaf! What is that!?”

FIND OUT THE REST OF THE STORY TOMORROW!

[ryansjane]

Hello Axelle ! On ne se parle pas très souvent alors ce message est peut être un peu étrange, mais je voulais juste te souhaiter un joyeux anniversaire :D J'espère que tu auras bien profité malgré les conditions plus qu'étranges (Petite Emma des Hauts De France t'envoie pleins d'ondes positives #Onsesoutiententrezonerouge ;p). Plus sérieusement, fête ça du mieux que tu peux, et que cette nouvelle année t'apporte plein de moments Off, Tay, Mond et autres bonnes choses ;)

awww lol on se soutient définitivement entre zones rouges mdrrrrr! ce message est absolument pas étrange par contre, au contraire il me fait super plaisir merci beaucoup 💞 et je ne doute pas que mes bébés sauront m’apporter plein de joie lors de mes vingt-et-un ans comme ils l’ont fait lors de mes vingt ans ;)

xxx

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching Malleus Maleficarum

Welcome to "The Nice and Accurate Protests of Dean Winchester, Witchfinder General: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog" with Lor and Mace!

  Up today, s3e9: Malleus Maleficarum

    The boys stumble onto a coven of suburban housewife witches, who are using their power to become president of the PTA or some ridiculous nonsense. Dean's not happy with the job because he hates witches because they're messy, and to be honest he's not all wrong - there some seriously gross stuff going on, including teeth falling out and maggots in hamburgers. So yeah, ew. It turns out, though, that one of the witches isn't a witch at all, but a demon. Fake Wifey Witch Demon slams Sam and Dean up against a wall while revealing Ruby's interesting past. Then Ruby does some revealing of her own, telling Dean that all demons are humans who've had the humanity tortured out of them in hell and that's what he has to look forward to once he's been hellhound dragged down there. Dean's...not happy about this either, but isn't quite ready to open up about it to Sammy. Which is, of course, SHOCKING.

  Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

  Mace:

Oooh, the witches one!

  Lor:

YES

  Mace:

  Dean won’t be happy

  Lor:

he will not

Lor:

is this the one where he almost walks into a dead rabbit?

  Mace:

she… keeps her toothbrush in the original box?

  Mace:

  I think so?

  Lor:

they are so rich they use a new one every time

  Mace:

  Ooof, too soon for me

  Lor:

AAAAAUUUGGGH TEETH

AGAIN

  Mace:

  HAHAHAHA

  Lor:

two eps in a row!

  Lor:

holds you

  Mace:

So rude.

  Mace:

leans in

  Mace:

  EWEWEWEW

  Lor:

SO GROSS

  Mace:

  but would that really kill her?

  Lor:

i wouldn't think so?

  Mace:

  stupid witches

  Lor:

mmmm Dean looking PRETTY

  Mace:

YAS

  Mace:

  SO IS SAMMY

  Lor:

"I dunno. I was under his sink"

  Mace:

“awww gross"

  Mace:

  poor Dean

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

awww, rain on their shoulders

  Mace:

  YES

  Lor:

"I hate witches"

  Lor:

"it's downright unsanitary" pets him

  Lor:

he likes things CLEAN

  Mace:

“some craggy old Blair bitch in the woods"

  Mace:

  HE DOES

  Lor:

LOL

  Lor:

the first rule of book club...

  Mace:

  HAHAHAHA

  Lor:

oh GROSS

  Mace:

oh GROSS

  Mace:

  SNORK

  Lor:

LOLOLOL

  Lor:

oh man I forgot just HOW MUCH gross there is in this ep

  Mace:

YEP

  Mace:

good thing she got all dolled up in her lingerie for this.

  Mace:

  not creepy at all, lady

  Lor:

right?

  Lor:

so easy to get worm guts out of silk

  Lor:

it's just practical, really

  Mace:

HAHAHA

  Mace:

  EEEEEWWWWW

  Lor:

EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW

  Lor:

"you'd be a doornail right now" HIS IDIOLECT

  Mace:

YEP

  Mace:

  He watched the muppets version every year

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

"that's a curveball"

  Mace:

HA

  Mace:

  I love the shot through the bottom of the table

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA DEAN

  Mace:

  FREAKIN WITCHES

  Lor:

YAAAS

  Mace:

“poor little guy"

  Mace:

  omg DEAN

  Lor:

"why's the rabbit always gotta get screwed in the deal? poor little guy"

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

holds him

  Mace:

  witch on witch violence

  Lor:

the FLIP PHONES. the way they SHUT THEM

  Mace:

YEP

  Mace:

  yeah, Ron, take your misogyny elsewhere

  Lor:

right?

  Lor:

"people don't just spit out their teeth all of a sudden" "uh-mm"

  Mace:

  these ladies are CREEPY

  Lor:

RIGHT?

  Lor:

I was gonna say, "you're a little dicky, Ron, but maybe run? like, don't come back here"

  Mace:

  SNORK

  Lor:

"getting these herbs to grow out of season like this" SAMMY

  Lor:

he's so SMART

  Mace:

Bachman and Turner I LOVE IT

  Mace:

  YES HE IS

  Lor:

YES

  Mace:

  he would SO have an herb garden at the bunker

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

"but she was an Episcopalian" hahahahaha

  Mace:

  SNORK

  Lor:

"would you like me to spell it for you?" "i'll get by, thanks"

  Mace:

  why would she say her name like that? I mean, just SAY you’re a witch and get it over with

  Lor:

LOOK, LADY. don't be a jerk to Dean

  Lor:

LOL

  Lor:

it's like she thinks it should mean something to him

  Mace:

yeah

  Mace:

  but it just comes off awkward

  Lor:

yeah

  Lor:

and Dean recognizes all those plants

  Lor:

THEY ARE SO SMART

  Mace:

  they are

  Lor:

hahahahaha Sammy saying her name the way she did

  Mace:

YAS

  Mace:

  such snark

  Lor:

"stopped like STOPPED?"

  Mace:

  this whole moral code switching between the two of them is so interesting

  Lor:

his gun don't jam and HIS BABY DON'T STALL

  Mace:

  and also sort of confusing

  Lor:

right?

  Mace:

  omg his “HAHAHAHA right."

  Lor:

yeah

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

"you mean besides you?"

  Mace:

“put a leash on your brother”

  Mace:

  ooooo

  Lor:

"put a leash on your brother Sam if you want to keep him"

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

and Dean's FACE

  Mace:

  Dean, slow your roll on the bitch and skank language pls

  Lor:

seriously

  Lor:

we need to have a little talk with him

  Mace:

  we do

  Lor:

mmmm the little snaps on Sam's shirt

  Mace:

  YAS

  Lor:

Dean washes his face!

  Mace:

YES

  Mace:

  those jeans really show off Dean’s adorable bowed legs

  Lor:

Dean's all worried about Sam wanting to kill people

  Lor:

YAAAAS

  Mace:

YEP

  Mace:

  poor Dean has a tummy ache

  Lor:

oooof Sammy

  Lor:

he DOES

  Mace:

  “into you” OOOOF

  Lor:

RIGHT?!

  Mace:

  and the tears in Sammy’s eyes

  Lor:

except Dean is a marshmallow on the inside

  Mace:

  with knives, apparently

  Lor:

I like it a little too much when he's hurting

  Lor:

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH OMG

  Mace:

YEP

  Mace:

quit. calling. her. bitch. Dean.

  Mace:

  HAHAHAHA OMG RUBY

  Lor:

LOLOL YAS

  Mace:

  I don’t like that I’m pre-quoting her

  Lor:

it's like the only time she gets any points

  Lor:

LOLOLOLOL

  Mace:

HAHAHAHA

  Mace:

  “you’re the short bus”

  Lor:

"you're the shortbus" omg Dean

  Mace:

HAHAHAHAHA

  Mace:

“nice dick work"

  Mace:

  HAHAHAHA

  Lor:

"nice dick work, Magnum" LOLOLOL

  Mace:

  the women’s synchronized gasp

  Lor:

YES

  Lor:

yeah RENEE

                        Mace:

  HAHAHA

  Lor:

"just who did you think you were praying to?" like RIGHT? it's working so what did they think was happening?

  Mace:

  RIGHT?! Dummies.

  Lor:

"you're not our messiah. we don't believe in you"

  Mace:

  I BELIEVE IN YOU SAMMY

  Lor:

ME TOO SAMMY

  Lor:

I mean, I can see him, he's right there

  Mace:

  SNORK

  Lor:

way to save the day, Dean, baby

  Mace:

  HAHAHAHA

  Lor:

Dean mouthing "told you so" haaaaahahahahaha

  Mace:

  right? Now’s not really the time, Dean

  Lor:

right?

  Lor:

but what if they die an it was his only chaaaance?

  Mace:

  HA! true

  Lor:

Abbot and Costello hahahaha

  Lor:

OMG I NEED to see Sam and Dean do who's on first

  Mace:

snork

  Mace:

YES

  Mace:

  hm, I think it would be better with Dean and Cas

  Lor:

OMG YES

  Lor:

DANG Dean, once woulda done, hon

  Mace:

oh Dean, once was prolly enough

  Mace:

  HAHAHA OMG

  Lor:

HAAAAHAHAHAHA

  Mace:

  and now Sam’s washing his face!

  Lor:

yep

  Lor:

ooooof Dean

  Mace:

  yeah

  Lor:

oooof he's trying to joke

  Mace:

  yeah

  Lor:

omg his little nod when she says there's no way to save him

  Mace:

  yeah

  Lor:

he really DOESN'T think he deserves to be saved

  Mace:

yeah

  Mace:

  oooof

                     Lor:

right?

  Lor:

this must have been WILD to watch live

  Mace:

YES