#bad guys the movie

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The Bad Guys With a Cat S/O

A/N: No pronouns or physical sex are mentioned in this work. First time writing for them.

Summary: How the Bad Guys are and act with a Cat S/O.

Mr Snake

Snake is the least affectionate guy out of the group. He certainly isn't used to affection or PDA. It was also a big surprise when you got with the grouchy reptile.

His favorite thing to do is wrap himself around you and snuggle his flat head into your soft fur.

He likes your pointy ears. He thinks they're cute, even if he won't say it out loud. Snake likes to see your reaction when he scratches them with the tip of his slithery tail.

Back to PDA; he wouldn't mind receiving affection around his friends, but he would get embarrassed.

He tries to make you mad just to see the way your tail moves in irritation. He thinks it's amusing to hear your little growls out of annoyance.

If he does ever bring you to tears, he feels instant guilt and mumbles an apology. He'd never INTENTIONALLY hurt you, or at least without realizing it. If he ever did, it would be unintentional and he went too far without thinking.

Mrs Tarantula

Miss ma'am doesn't care at all that she's dating a different species than her. She absolutely loves it! Including you.

Tarantula loves sitting and nuzzling into the fur on your head and neck. They are her favorite places to relax. She grumbles every time she has to leave your warm self.

She may get embarrassed by affection but she isn't ashamed. She's just not used to it. She does indeed love any type of affectionate displays though.

She'd cuddle with you even around the others. She loves you so she'll show it off.

She loves your claws and cute paws. They are smaller than Wolf's which makes it much more cute to her.

Mr Shark

"So. Freaking. Cute!" Is what he thinks of you. He is shamless when it comes to you. He'll hug you and not let go for a long time. His thick arms are always around you or combing through your pretty fur.

Shark thinks your ears and twitching tail are the cutest aspects of you. He adores the way your tail sways when your annoyed or playful. He also likes the way your ears turn with every noise that gains your attention.

The first time he heard you growl, he teased you about it but stopped after he noticed you were actually upset. He comforted you afterwards of course.

He always shows you off like, "This is my lovely partner and you can't have 'em! Ha!" It isn't meant to come off as possessive per se, but he is proud that he has got you as a lover.

Mr Wolf

This cocky wolf is all over you in private. He is always touching your fur; playing with it, combing through it, petting it, etc. It is therapeutic for him.

He likes just sitting down with you and messing with your paw pads, comparing them to his.

His heart melts and his tail wags when you first purr on him. He is over the moon but stays cool on the outside, smiling gently and patting your furry head.

He notices the way your eyes dilate whenever you're happy, playful, or sleepy. It makes his own fur fluff up seeing your cat-like characteristics.

Mr Piranha

He is ecstatic when he first met you. He knew he'd want to date you from the moment his eyes landed on your catty self.

Piranha loves, absolutely loves your fangs. His teeth are pretty sharp so he likes that you have some sharp teeth too.

He jumps onto you all the time just to cuddle and snuggle with ya. He doesn't care if people are around or not, he's gonna be affectionate with his significant other.

If people look, he'll run them off. He won't take judgment towards him or the love of his life. They are together and that's what matters. Nothing ain't changing his mind.

[nitw]

i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

[danikatze]

[ID in alt text]

Dunno if Nimona and Ambrosius would ever get along, but Bal loves them both and they both love Bal <3 hi

[diedoverahat]

five nights in 5,000 different positions

[ohposhers]

how has it taken me this long to draw the best Troll in the series

[chloesimaginationthings]

would love to see any drawings/ur design on jeremy fizgerald (if u have any)!! /nf

Been working on a design, can tell me what yall think!

[oifaaa]

So much respect for which ever mad bastard at dreamworks said fuck it let's actually make a good Puss in Boots movie and not just another pitiful cash grab this kitty deserves better so true

[faulknerfujoshi]

they’re like two kittens who were in the same litter but adopted by different people and have been separated since

[spongebobssquarepants]

[cirilee]

scrooge in that new 2022 netflix scrooge movie is confirmed heterophobic

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

[volleypearlfan]

I love you stylized CGI I love you spider verse I love you arcane I love you the peanuts movie I love you the bad guys I love you Mitchells vs the machines I love you Puss in boots the last wish I love you Entergalactic

[azogue2718]

You ate WHAT

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Being autistic is just people constantly violating your boundaries you already struggle to maintain

[kita-shinsukes-hand-holder]

I hate you mfs that don't like Gwen after across the spider verse it smells like misogyny

[koko2unite]

pick your pick fellas