#bad idea bad idea

[spaghettioverdose]

I pass by the gogoşari jar.

I haven't eaten one in a while and they look kinda yummy.

I get an impulse to just grab and eat one.

I pop a whole gogoşar into my mouth at once.

Immediate regret...

[dont-offend-the-bees]

NEVER be an arty person NEVER be a crafty person bc one day when you're doing a long overdue room revamp and it's 3am and you're mulling over how much money you're gonna have to spend buying a Lot of metres of pretty printed fabric for a room-dividing curtain your evil evil covetous craft brain will Whisper to you that it would be both cost effective and achievable to use plain fabric instead and spend weeksmonthsyears of your life painting a floor to ceiling fabric mural yourself

[found-the-secrets-in-your-eyes]

ohhhh hot bath and sunburns bad idea

[mynamesdrstuff]

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[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[soimse]

“He wants me so bad he just doesn’t know it yet” -Bill Cipher probably

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[godforsakenparadinofnigh]

Girl dad 🌸

[invertedromance2]

raveri's getting himself beforus culled

WHAT?? WHY??

[208tinyhorses]

Most english orthographic reforms fail because they're trying to make the language better when they should be making it worse. In pursuit of that idea, starting in fall 2024 we're adding six new letters to make reading harder.

1. Reverse P

Completing the b-d-p rotational cycle and causing confusing with g and q (the hook on the q is now mandatory).

2. Lower i

Uppercase is a lowercase i and lowercase is an even lower i.

3. Left bracket

For it's hard work over the years, [ is being promoted to the alphabet proper. Lower case is a reverse h. Fuck right bracket.

4. Long M

Just like a regular M but two of the legs keep going. Long M is a vowel in all cases that Y isn't.

5. Reverse X

Like X but in reverse. To tell the difference we're adding these little curls to X, so regular X now looks like this

6. Reverse F

Uppercase is a reverse F, lowercase is an upside down v. Fuck you is why.

[lgbtlunaverse]

"How did Shuro think he could marry Falin when he hated her brother?" you have to understand. Toshiro is from a whole different country. In his head he and Falin would move back to the Eastern Archipelago and they'd see Laios twice a year tops. You can pretend to get along with in-laws you don't like for a few days a year, people do that all the time.

The actual flaw in his plan– which shows he doesn't really understand either of the Touden siblings– is the fact that if the plot hadn't happened and Falin had for some reason said yes to his proposal, Laios would have packed his bags and moved away with them instantly.

[mroddmod]

one of the very few to show the batch kindness back on kamino

[cybersword49]

i really want to talk to my crush, but my anxiety isnt letting me so if this post gets 10k notes by valentines day i will try to talk to her

[chloesimaginationthings]

What Vanessa was actually thinking during this FNAF scene

[smokestarrules]

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

[uncanny-tranny]

Fat people deserve mobility aids, too. No matter if it's connected to their fatness or not, because having a mobility issue that is connected to one's fatness won't change that they're still fat and still have the issue at hand. Fat people don't deserve to "tough it out" because fatness should be this divine punishment doled out to those who "deserve" it. Fat disabled people deserve to have the peace of mind that they can exist in whatever way is most comfortable and accessible to them