#bad pun sorry not sorry

[kindlythevoid]

Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Next.

[puppyeared]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

[dukeofdadykes]

Who’s greenin out in the big apple; it’s Chappell!🗽

[frownyalfred]

Jason, overlooking the GCPD building on patrol: you know what GCPD is actually short for, right?

Dick, sighing: do I want to know?

Jason: Gettin’ Corrupt Pretty Damn fast. GCPD.

[hiccuppop]

redraw of that stupid doodle i did of chara from last year

[the-punforgiven]

Hey, I'm really sorry to have to ask y'all, but my family and I are being evicted from our home and we can't really afford to live anywhere else.

We've been saving up for a while and we've found a place we can almost afford, but we're still short about $4,400. So like, if you have anything you can do to help I'd greatly appreciate it, but like, I get that times are tough all around so I totally understand if you don't

Here's a link to my paypal, but like, please only donate if you've got the cash to spare, I don't want anyone to go hungry on my account

[valky-uniguri]

Dire tidings

[vioyume]

He probably said too many ice puns or something.

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

[daipeanutsaiban]

what a b(r)other...

[sorenphelps]

he’s clueless why everyone starts to take off their clothes when he invites them to see his stamp record collection

sort of a continuation of this

bonus:

R: so you meant it seriously… uhm, this is awkward…

S: well, i am always Sirius

[part-toons]

mitsuba? more like ripsuba

manga translation + scan by @/dbs-scans

[raggedy-spaceman]

Oh look, Izzy is (g)loveless.

[leopardom]

[veryferaldistributions]

“It’s a wifebeater, Dan! Use the gun!” 🔫

[normal-person-i-promise]

bad sansuary day four: compliments

In which Sans compliments you with no mercy for your red face.

prompt list here

horrortale belongs to sour apple studios

× × ×

"hey. honey."

You look up from your book to see your boney boyfriend staring at you intently, his gaze intense, almost frightening.

He scoots closer to you on the bed, reaching a hand out and cradling your cheek. He draws his thumb over the edge of your eye sockets, sighing dreamily.

"you have beautiful eyes."

You clear your throat as a blush forms at his words, looking back down to your book as an excuse to avoid his gaze.

"...Thank you, Sans."

He removes his hand and shuffles on the bed to get closer to you, taking your book out of your hands and shutting it. He puts it to the side before he draws his attention back to you.

"...can't believe i'm dating someone so pretty."

He cradles your cheek, brushing a thumb across it delicately. He chuckles, the low tone sending shivers down your spine as he tucks a strand of hair behind your ear, your cheeks darkening a few shades.

"soft hair."

He looks at you, watching as your face gets redder and redder with every word he says.

He grins as he draws his hand back.

"you're pretty cute when you're flustered, you know..."

His grin widens, and he comes very close.

"and i know exactly what would make you redder."

He looks at you with that red eye, a mischievous glint in it.

He moves closer, positioned on top of you. His legs were to either side of you as he leans in closer and closer, his hands to the left and right of your head. You were pinned against the headboard.

He kisses you, pressing his teeth to your lips delicately, sighing.

When he pulls away, he grins lazily, his gaze unmoving from your red face.

"...softest lips, too..."