#batfam: whatchu got there?

[queerenteen]

Does anyone else think that the rest of the batfam flip out whenever Jason uses a duffle bag anymore given what happened the last time he had used one?

Jason: *duffle bag slung over his shoulder when he comes to raid the Manor kitchen and have his weekly tea with Alfred* Sup

Dick: *voice two octaves higher* Hey Little Wing, watcha got there?

Jason: *rummaging through the fridge* A duffle bag?

Dick: And what would be--

Tim: *has not slept in three days and is on his 11th cup of coffee-red bull disaster concoction in the last 12 hours and sees the bag* Oh my god Jason did you chop off people's heads again? Why would you bring it to the Manor? Quick, if you get out of here before B comes back you can--

Dick: *voice even higher* Are you trying to help him with this??

Damian: Todd, the canvas is a terrible idea for dismembered body parts--it stains and is easily incriminating.

Dick: *voice only audible to Titus at this point* That's your problem with it???

Damian: Did you say something?

Tim: *adding a shot of espresso directly into the Redbull can* He said: 'That's your problem with it???'

Jason: *eating lasagna leftovers* How did you even hear that?

Steph: *leaning in through the kitchen window* Boy Wonder over here has ultrasonic hearing aids cause he likes to be prepared for anything

Cass: *materialising from the doorway and grabs the duffle from the counter before disappearing back into the Manor*

Dick: *gasping* Et tu, Cassandra? Also Steph how are you even here right now?

Steph: *shrugging* Wanted to raid your kitchen for a bit

Alfred: Ah Master Jason I see you got Miss Cassandra those books you mentioned

Dick: *strangled* Books?

Jason: *flatly* No it's eight decapitated heads remember