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hey buck you’re being a little bitch again!! you’re making something that’s not about you at all about you again!! your betraying your best friends trust bc you’re a little pissy again!! stop that please!!!
#i’ve been WAITING for eddie to say that to buck tbh#bc what if they don’t react well to eddie leaving#he never has to take accountability bc things just magically work out for him#evan buckley#buddie#eddie diaz#911#911 on abc#911 abc
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MASTERLIST
Under the cut are x-reader fics for:
Flip Zimmerman (BlacKkKlansman)
Pale (Burn This)
Ronnie Peterson (The Dead Don’t Die)
Adam Sackler (HBO’s Girls)
Jacques le Gris (The Last Duel)
Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky)
Charlie Barber (Marriage Story)
Abraham H. Parnassus (Saturday Night Live)
Kylo Ren (Star Wars)
Armitage Hux (Star Wars)
Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)
Phillip Altman (This Is Where I Leave You)
+ Miscellaneous fics (and more! 👀)
updated: September 25, 2024
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BLACKKKLANSMAN
reader x flip zimmerman
🌹 A Reintroduction
rating: teen+, 1.5k, gender-neutral!reader, flip is dishonest, but also thirsty, drug-dealing mention
Flip. Your Flip is with the cops. He has a gun and a badge and everything.
That didn’t make any sense.
🌹 Flashfic: Flip could get it ✊
🌹 Flashfic: How do you think Flip would react to his wife’s changing body during pregnancy?
🌹 Flashfic: How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
🌹 Flashfic: How do they picture their future with their s/o?
🌹 The Handler
rating: explicit, 4.4k, sexism, violence, abusive language, blood (bc of the violence), drug mention, guns mention, child sex-trafficking mention, rape threat, jealousy, fighting
You propped your cowboy boot on the table edge and took a long drink of beer. No one sitting at the table with you paid your rudeness any mind. In fact, Johnny Claiborne promptly placed his callused hand on your bare knee.
🌹 It’s Too Late To Turn Back Now
rating: teen, 2.1k, past physical-abuse mention, brief injury description, off-screen murder, period-typical sexism
The first time Flip saw you, you were bruised and cuffed. The scuttlebutt around the precinct was you had run over and murdered your abusive ex-boyfriend.
🌹 Queen of the Roller Derby
rating: mature, 2.3k, vague injury description, anachronistic sports teams and organizations
He couldn’t believe… Well, a lot of things. First, that he’d been invited. Second, that he was looking forward to the bout. Third, that he was anxious for your well-being.
🌹 NSFW Alphabet Series
ABC | DE | FGH | IJK | LMN | OP | QRS | TU | V | WXYZ
Bonus: My five favorite things about Flip Zimmerman
rating: explicit, 32k, stand-alone vignettes, oral sex, fluff, angst with happy ending, masturbation, daddy kink, public and semi-public sex, kind-of somnophilia, drug use, under-negotiated bondage and spanking, soft domming, ass play
Your legs went limp on Flip’s shoulders, and you felt him eased them down to the bed. He ran his big hands up your sides and then under your back as he bent forward.
🌹 Still the Same
rating: explicit, 13k, fem!reader, high-school!flip+reader, vaguely 1969 (with inaccuracies), fingering, handjobs, pining, military draft/service (with inaccuracies), colorado setting, period-typical drug use, magical first time, angst with happy ending
He cracked the window, letting in the crisp spring air. It was too dark to see where specifically he was looking, but he had turned to face you. One hand remained on the steering wheel, the other over the back of the seat.
He offered, “Wanna get in the back?”
“Sure,” you said, dropping your purse on the floor, and opened your door.
🌹 Three-day Weekend
rating: explicit, 3.2k, daddy kink, daddy dom, reader is not a little, off-screen negotiation, edging, oral sex, mild spanking
You woke to a hot hand sliding across your bare middle and lips kissing your shoulder. There was the tickle of whiskers, and you turned your head towards disruption. With a sigh, you opened your eyes to watch Flip kiss your shoulder again. He looked up at you as his hand traveled under the sheet bunched below your waist.
“Mornin’, baby,” he said. His voice was sleep-rough yet tender.
🌹 Triple-Feature
rating: mature, 2.8k, old-fashioned living arrangements, making out
The Aircadia Drive-In was running a classic-horror triple-feature this Saturday night. You read in the paper they were playing The Wolf Man, Frankenstein, and Dracula. That evening, you rang Flip and asked him out on a date. You even offered to pay.
🌹 You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
rating: mature, 2.8k, detective reader, estranged married couple, smoking, period-typical sexism, dirty talk
…you balanced your mother’s big Tupperware container filled with homemade Samoas cookies. They were Flip’s favorite, and he detested sharing them. But he would have to—because you were famous around the station for your cookies.
You hoped he only got one. It would serve him right.
🌹 You Can Leave Your Skates On
rating: explicit, 2k, almost uniform kink, roller derby mention, clothed female naked male
The sink counter was strewn with make-up and hair tools and the pair of scissors from the kitchen. Before he could ask what the hell all this was for, you kissed his cheek and closed the bathroom door behind him.
Spiritual sequel to Queen of the Roller Derby
🌹 You Light Up My Life
rating: teen, 1.4k, sneakiness, secrets, fluffy married life
The first time you knew something was up was when Flip started his car and hurried to change the radio station.
🌹 You’re the Inspiration
rating: teen, 854, past alcohol abuse, fluffy afternoon
Flip sat in his switched off car and stared at the dark house. He wanted to break something.
BURN THIS
reader x pale
🌹 In the Night We Trust | playlist on spotify
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
rating: explicit, 57k, pretty woman au, prostitute reader, 1980s/90s, drug use mention, alcohol consumption, inherent power imbalance, soft dom, choking (not breathplay), safe sex, oral sex, semi-public sex, public dirty talk, rough sex, mild spanking, fighting, abusive language, attempted sexual assault, aftercare
“So tell me, Pale, are you in town on business or pleasure?”
“Business…” He looks at your lips. “Until now.”
THE DEAD DON’T DIE
reader x ronald peterson
🌹 A Grave New World
rating: teen+, 804, canon-typical violence, missing parents
You’d only gone on one date—a really nice date, too—with Ronnie Peterson and then the zombie apocalypse happened. Like, what the actual fuck?
GIRLS (HBO)
reader x adam sackler
🌹 Flashfic: …imagine him trying to cuddle and smooch his gf in public and she’s like “😬😬 what are you doing…? Mmm, I guess it’s not so bad”
🌹 Flashfic: please. please tell me about licking sackler’s sack. its all i can think about. my mind has been infected by thoughts of adam sacklers balls in my mouth
🌹 Improving His Taste
rating: teen+, 2.2k, post s05e10, arguments with SO, making out
You were so sick of Adam Sackler and his tempestuous girlfriends.
🌹 Let Me Explain
rating: teen+, 1.2k, light angst, happy ending
“Whoa, let me explain!” Adam implored while teetering in patent leather stilettos, a chef’s knife with slices of carrot sticking to it in his hand. He grabbed the kitchen counter with his left to steady himself.
🌹 There Is A Light (That Never Goes Out)
rating: explicit, 4.3k, canon-typical buffoonery, jealousy, brief non-con element, femdom-ish reader, oral sex
“Take off your clothes,” he murmured after kissing you. “And crawl to my bed.”
THE LAST DUEL
reader x jacques le gris
🌹 Fair Is Foul
rating: teen, 1.8k, historical inaccuracies, timeline inaccuracies, anachronisms, medieval flirting, sad/open ending, minor spoilers(?), rape mention
The other ladies at court told you not to demean yourself by keeping company with a squire. You pointed out that said squire had Count Pierre’s favor. Said squire might even be favored above any knight.
🌹 To Honor and Innocence
rating: mature, 5.3k, fem!reader, young!jacques, historical/jousting inaccuracies, ✨the middle ages were magic✨, catholic imagery, reader has a spring/summer birthday, just roll with me, making out, thigh riding, euphemisms galore
You needed to look away, but you couldn’t. He was striking with the sudden high color in his cheeks and glittering eyes. His smile softened around the edges, and your heart soared at the sight.
Look away, you’d told yourself. Look away before you lose yourself.
LOGAN LUCKY
reader x clyde logan
🌹 A Newer World
rating: teen, 1.3k, PTSD symptom mention
Jimmy leaned across the patio table, bottle of Coors in hand. “So, when you gonna make an honest woman outta her?”
🌹 Lucky Me Lucky You | duck tape jukebox on spotify | ambient mix by Sushii
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9
Bonus: NSFW Alphabet [2.1k]
rating: explicit, 33k, counter-espionage, angst with happy ending, alcohol consumption
You’d had big plans for your future. He’d had big plans, too. During senior year, you’d overheard him talking before class about joining the Army. You had thought about him in that service uniform and how handsome he would look.
Thirteen years later, Clyde was tending bar, sans uniform and missing part of his left arm. At the same time, you were working at the data-entry/call-center down the road from the house you inherited from your late grandmother.
So much for big plans.
🌹 When I Saw You
rating: mature/explicit, 3k, hairdresser!reader, touch-starved!clyde, post movie, erotic fantasies
In his fantasies, he always has both hands.
Which he knows is ironic.
MARRIAGE STORY
reader x charlie barber
🌹 Finding Treasure in the Dark
1 | 2
rating: explicit, 18k, submissive!female-reader, dom!charlie, under-negotiated bdsm, impact play, nipple play, oral sex, anal sex, piv sex, restraints, rope bondage, edging, semi-public fingering, sex toys, handjobs, public teasing
“Yes!“ she hissed in delight. "I told Professor Barber straight out I didn’t do that crap. Or let him boss me around. That’s why I dropped him, you know. If he wants some Stepford to indulge his impulses, he should go to Fetster or whatever.”
Your eyes went wide, and you shifted in your seat, faux-yawning and stretching your arms to cover the movement. You knew Charlie Barber.
🌹 Sweet Angel
rating: explicit, 3k, fluff, dog adoption, insecure!Charlie, piv sex
Since moving to a house with a fenced yard, Henry has been focused on getting a dog. First, it was getting a puppy for Christmas. When that hadn’t panned out, a dog for his birthday. Nicole wouldn’t install a real fence at her place, but tried to distract him with a new iPad.
That worked for a month.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
reader x abraham h. parnassus
🌹 Flashfic: …what would young!Abe do for his wife on [Valentine’s Day]??
🌹 Flashfic: Abe Parnassus vibes jacquesdemys.tumblr com/post/125815250515
🌹 His Girl On A Friday
rating: teen+, 1.2k, corporate espionage, seduction
You’ve been sent by your father, Henry Pickens, to spy on his rival: Abraham H. Parnassus.
🌹 Indulgences
rating: mature, 1.5k, fem!reader, vaguely 1950s, old-fashioned euphemisms, dub-con-ish at first, public fingering, mild edging
It’s official: Don Carlos is boring. Yes, it’s a fundraiser. And of course, you agreed to purchase tickets. Anything to support The Met. But this opera, while beautiful, is dull.
🌹 My Baby Just Cares for Me Series
rating: explicit, sheltered-artist reader, vaguely 1950s, no vintage racism, written with old-fashioned sensibilities and euphemisms, oral sex, alcohol consumption, semi-public sex, sex toys, vaginal fingering, first time
— Expanding One’s Horizons [5k]
“We all need to expand our horizons,” you said as you went to the dining room to turn off the lights.
“Indeed we do, my love.”
— Tension Tamer [3k]
The mattress trembled under you. The softly lit face of your alarm clock said it was after three. You knew it must be work that had awoken him. The company was in the middle of a merger and tensions were high.
— A Treasure More Than Gold [2.2k]
You met your husband’s eyes across the dance floor of Hotel Astor’s ballroom. He’d let his five o'clock shadow develop into a short Vandyke beard in preparation for Babe Paley’s Halloween gala.
— Minx [2.7k]
Abe groaned into the coverlet as you pressed your thumbs on either side of his spine. His muscles were slowly losing their tightness. You didn’t think his desk chair at work was supporting him properly. Most likely, he never sat in it except to sign documents.
— It’s Magic [4.4k]
Don’t go to art school, they said.
— Two To Tango [7k]
You sat at the bistro table tucked in the corner of the pasticceria. Abe sat across from you, tiny plates of bite-sized cake on the table between you.
STAR WARS
general
🌹 The Skywalker Ascension
rating: teen, 4.5k, tros revision, mc death, angst, lightsaber battles, retcon timeline
“All the Sith live in me,” he vows. “You will be empress, and we will be one.”
While disgust churns her gut, she will not hate, she will not give in.
To him or to anyone.
🌹 Unsanctioned
rating: general, 371, universe jumping, pre-tfa, my poor attempt at humor
You’re taking the walk of shame to the kitchen, arms full of dirty dishes.
kylo ren x armitage hux
🌹 Bombing Out
rating: mature, 1.4k, canon compliant, cannoli kylux, gambling, strip sabacc, alcohol consumption, afterlife, mutual pining, arguing
He didn’t know why he was playing sabacc. He didn’t like card games. There was hardly any strategy. No planning. Everything was left to chance. It was messy. And the gambling. He didn’t mind risk, of course, but one had to match their opponents’ bets. Which meant the opponent had too much control.
It was idiotic.
About as idiotic as his opponent, Ben Solo—
Who had literally lost his shirt last round.
🌹 Iron Moon Series on AO3 | photoset | spotify playlist by ayudameme
rating: explicit, 36k, canon universe, xeno-vampires, canon-typical violence, the first order wins, soft kylux, but with blood, knife play, blood drinking
He wanted to taste it, lick it all up. He wanted to run his tongue along the cauterized edges of the cut on Ren’s face. He wanted to follow it down under Ren’s ruined clothing.
reader x armitage hux
🌹 Flashfic: Armitage Hux is low key hot
🌹 Flashfic: I want Hux to throat fuck me
🌹 Succor
rating: mature, 2.4k, shy princess reader, fo-leader hux, the first order won, arranged marriage, dirty talk
You felt your dinner guests’ eyes on you, their judgements. You ignored them while hiding behind the courtly rituals you’d been taught since childhood.
reader x kylo ren | ben solo
🌹 All the Time in the Galaxy
rating: teen, 1.9k, kor reader, mutual pining, first kiss
“Lady Ren, pardon the interruption—” You didn’t know what he was interrupting. You were both standing in silence. “—The techs have noticed something strange here on Starkiller.”
🌹 Call It In the Ring Series
rating: teen-mature, college au, art-majors kylo and reader, first date, sibling fights, nude photography, assisted masturbation, phone sex, fingering
— Hotshot House Show [2.5k]
You checked the address one more time on your phone. It was right, but definitely not what you expected when Kylo offered to make you dinner.
— Worked Shoot [5k]
Photography midterms were due in two weeks, and you only had one of the four photos you needed. You silently berated yourself because you’d known this was coming. It was on the damn syllabus.
But who actually read the syllabus?
— Clean Finish [2k]
You couldn’t believe you were about to do this, you thought as you stood naked in front of the clean bathroom mirror. You didn’t know if Kylo would like it. What if he didn’t?
— Vignette [938]
Ben was all “Morning, beautiful” with a grin Flynn Rider would be proud of. He sat close to you on the sectional sofa—even though there were plenty available places to sit.
— Bonus: I want nothing more than to strip off his clothes piece by piece, kissing any and all skin bared to me.
— Dirty Pre-show [1.3k]
You’d washed at the sink in the studio, but ugh, your jeans are splattered with slip. You’re pretty sure you have some on your face, in your hair. Hell, even one of your ears feels crusty.
How the ever living fuck does it get everywhere?
🌹 Dum Dums
rating: teen, 2.3k, gender-neutral reader, suburban high-school au, fluff, mutual pining, mild angst with happy ending
“Your boyfriend’s looking this way again,” Poe sing-songed before taking a big bite of his apple.
You rolled your eyes, knowing exactly who he was talking about. “He’s not my boyfriend,” you reply as you set your bottle of water on the lunch tray.
🌹 Flashfic: Please the (fem-dom!reader) story from gc…. I NEED IT
🌹 Flashfic: FAM IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU… PLEASE PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT GIVING SMOOCHES TO FOREVER SAD BOY KYLO
🌹 Flashfic: How does Kylo spoil his lady?
🌹 Flashfic: So, what do you guys think is Kylo’s favorite way to kiss?
🌹 Hello
rating: mature(ish), 1k, modern au, dream-sharing, pining, possessiveness, nightmare elements, magic/force shenanigans
A phone rang. Burr-ring. Distant at first. Burr-ring. Clanging. Jarring. Burr-ring. It was too dark to find it. You groped around in the cool, damp blackness to find nothing. Burr-ring. You cursed just before your hand slapped against something cold and metal.
🌹 Me and The Devil Series
rating: mature-explicit, modern vampire au, dub con, death mention, blood drinking, menstruation, oral sex, biting, predator/prey
— Flashfic: …I want vampire!kylo to do *very* unspeakable things to me :)
— Flashfic: Very bored tonight and [thinking] about vamp!kylo, if you have any, what’re your favorite five about him?
— You’re My Sweetness [2.1k]
“You’re sad,” he murmured, a note of confusion in his words.
“Funerals tend to do that.”
“Let me make it better.”
— Red Wings [1.4k]
So, you laid there and bled onto an overnight pad that had to be the length of a regulation cricket bat.
— Flashfic: Do you have any thoughts on vampire Kylo sensually playing with you with his teeth?
— To Bring You My Love [9.4k]
“Biker gang? Pfft!” said your boss Vic in reply to a bar patron
The agitated patron continued, describing a group of bikers led by a dark-haired man with a scar bisecting his face.
You suppressed a shudder as you mixed a simple cocktail.
🌹 Not Like the Rest
rating: teen, 948, alcohol consumption, politics
So, Ben’s kept moving for years. He hustles. He’s on committees. He researches everyone around him. He schmoozes.
And he’s schmoozing during a dinner to honor a retiring staffer when he sees you.
🌹 On the Pulse of Mourning
rating: teen, 6.5k, ptsd, angst, disregarding an elder’s wisdom, force choking, force weirdness
He sat on the lowered ramp of his TIE and waited for the Resistance scouts to find him. He didn’t think it would take them long. He’d landed only two klicks from the base.
🌹 The Sofa King
rating: mature, 550, hs au, making out, frottage
Anonymous asked: Ben Solo is such a precious little baby I don't see him making the first move. He would be way too nervous. Like during a movie night you could literally be in his lap, rubbing his chest, purring into his ear and he would just keep his eyes locked on the screen, jaw locked, shifting uncomfortably, and he making silly comments about the movie.
reader x kylo ren x armitage hux
🌹 Precious Pet Series on AO3 | photoset | playlist on spotify
Bonus: NSFW Alphabet for Kylo and Hux [1.6k]
rating: explicit, 335k, canon universe, force-sensitive reader, departing from tfa, stockholm syndrome, force bond, everyone has issues
A hush suddenly fell over the village and you strained to hear anything. Was it over? Had the Order gotten what it wanted? You had a gnawing feeling it was only beginning.
The whoosh of energy—you couldn’t identify the noise, but you knew it wasn’t good—pierced the air. There was a collective horrified gasp and more scrabbling and then more blaster fire. Something had happened, something terrible. Someone’s death had triggered it all. Suddenly, there were screams and controlled violent blasters, and you covered your mouth to muffle your sob. The village was dead. Everyone you knew was dead. Lor San Tekka was gone. You felt it like a punch to the chest.
STAR WARS/DREDD
armitage hux x clan techie
🌹 Little Blue
rating: mature, 1.3k, incest, abuse mention, jealousy, crushes
“I see you’ve been slumming it with the radar techs again,” Armie said from his perch on Techie’s bed.
Techie gnawed on his lip, stepping through the doorway of his berth, and let the door slide shut behind him. He knew it would be stupid to deny it. He was wearing the tech jumpsuit after all.
STRANGER THINGS
reader x eddie munson
🌹 Sidetracked
rating: teen, 900, mechanic!eddie, gender-neutral!reader, domestic fluff, slice of life
Maybe something last-minute happened. Like an emergency tow. Or a quick flat-tire fix. Or a gaggle of geese had waddled into one of the bays — again.
🌹 Through A Glass Darkly | playlist on spotify | masterlist
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28
rating: explicit, 163k, canon universe, fem/witchy/goth!reader, magic, slow burn, friends to lovers, series-typical horror, period-typical sexism and homophobia, historical inaccuracies and anachronisms, drug dealing and use, smoking, alcohol use, masturbation, mutual masturbation, fantasizing, one-bed trope, making out, fingering, dirty talk, chasing, oral sex, handjobs, condoms, piv sex, mild spanking, reader’s father is a dirtbag, magical violation, mental torture, body horror, aftercare, nightmares, strict parenting, panic attack, past child abuse and abandonment, semi-public sex, breaking up, angst with happy ending, running away, guns, fighting, everyone survives, suicidal ideation
Eddie would have to wait until his lunch break to see this new, hot, weird chick. He wondered which flavor of weird she was. Art weird? Theater weird? Band weird?
Weird weird?
He shrugged. He liked weird.
In other words, you’re the new girl in town, and Eddie is intrigued.
THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU
reader x phillip altman
🌹 Risking Thorns
rating: explicit, 12k, post-movie, ice skating, nice suburban upbringing, slut shaming, almost enemies-to-lovers, prickly reader, phillip gets a short leash, bastardization of a jewish holiday, fingering, semi-public sex, phone sex, spanking threat
Once she pulled out of the parking lot, you asked, “So, where are we going?”
“Altman’s? I thought you got your skates sharpened there, too?”
Mental alarms went off as you shook your head. You knew the Altmans…
THE WITCHER
yennefer x geralt
🌹 Nailed Into Place
rating: explicit, 14k, modern new orleans au, inspired by s01e03 “betrayer moon”, mishmash of nola folklore, i’ve altered the striga curse (pray i don’t alter it further), references to s01e05 “bottled appetites”, timeline what timeline, alcohol consumption, incest mention, pedophilia mention, injuries, blood, ableist language, a sprinkling of geralt/jaskier
Geralt Rivia is the only witcher in New Orleans. He’s typically hard to find until Jaskier decides to announce on Instagram where he’ll be performing via selfies with Geralt in the background. Baron Ostrit, an associate of mob-connected Foltest Temeria, shows up to hire Geralt to rescue his daughter from slavers. Another princess to save. Geralt finds himself in a tangle lies, from the Marigny to the Garden District—and consulting with a mage he hasn’t seen in years…
MISCELLANEOUS
🌹 Character Soundtrack
Songs and playlists for characters I (and others) associate with them. Feel free to message me with ideas!
🌹 BlacKkKlansman Supercut
Flip Zimmerman scenes only.
🌹 Logan Lucky Supercut
Clyde Logan scenes only.
🌹 Burn This - Audio
Bootleg audio recording of the play.
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Do you have any headcannons on how Eddie’s friends would have reacted to Chrissy? Do you think they knew about his crush on her? Would they be supportive and help cover for them if they had a secret relationship or would they not approve?
i think they knew about it in middle school but they never imagined it carried into high school. the guys are realists about their place in the social hierarchy so they’re absolutely stunned when Eddie brings Chrissy fucking Cunningham to a Hellfire session.
At first they think she’s in the wrong place until Eddie pulls a chair out for her and explains that she’ll be sitting in on the game.
They’re not unsupportive, they’re just… confused. Gareth is the one to vocalize it. He tends to speak for the group. He’s Eddie’s right hand man and they were friends first out of all of them so he can usually appeal to Eddie’s sensibilities without getting his head bitten off.
“What the hell is going on between you and Chrissy Cunningham?”
To which Eddie just popped a grape in his mouth and smiled wickedly.
“I have no fucking clue.”
The unnamed Hellfire member (i call him Grant in my head bc of @cunninghamschrissy hc lol) is more outspoken about Chrissy attending hellfire meetings but Eddie shuts that down with one stern look.
Jeff is the most accepting of Chrissy’s presence. He’s a very go with the flow guy and he has a gentle spirit like Chrissy. At the second game she attends, he wordlessly offers her a pretzel from his snack bowl. Those are one of the snacks Chrissy can stomach without bringing up any of her ed issues so she takes it with a grateful smile.
When they realize Eddie has genuine feelings for Chrissy, they’re a bit worried. They don’t want to see their friend get hurt. Eddie might put on a front but there’s a real vulnerability there. But all it takes is to see the two of them interacting to know the feeling is mutual.
Although she doesn’t participate in the games, she’s always enraptured by Eddie’s storytelling, watching him with fascinated eyes and having animated reactions to his various voices and other performances. After their performances at the Hideout (Chrissy goes to see them every week), she’s always touching Eddie. Her hand never leaves his and more often than not, she’s got both arms wrapped around his bicep. They think it’s really cute how Chrissy loves PDA and Eddie does too but he’s clearly not used to it so he’s always bright red in the face when she does it.
Once they get to know Eddie and Chrissy as a couple, they’re more than supportive. Beyond that, they get to know Chrissy as well. She tells them a bit about her life, her overbearing mom and how she hates all the pressure to be the “it” girl. That strikes a chord with them and they realize Chrissy’s just as much of an outcast as they are, she’s just an outcast in popular kid’s clothing.
The younger Hellfire members adore Chrissy too. Dustin likes just about anyone, Lucas is impressed that Eddie pulled her, and Mike is just so obsessed with Eddie that he likes anything Eddie likes so Chrissy is alright in his book.
And the feeling is absolutely mutual. Chrissy LOVES all of Eddie’s friends. She was a little apprehensive to meet them at first because she knew how rowdy they could be but she trusted Eddie wholeheartedly. She knew he would never guide her into a dangerous situation.
As mentioned, she and Jeff have similar soft demeanors so she warms up to him first. With Grant, his emboldened D&D outbursts make her jump but she eventually grows to appreciate his passion. Out of all of Eddie’s friends, Gareth is the one she respects the most. He and Eddie are like brothers and even though Eddie is the leader, Gareth would never let anything bad happen to him, including getting his heart broken by a pretty cheerleader. He was a little standoffish with Chrissy at first but they have caring for Eddie in common and that binds them together.
And come on. How could she not adore the younger Hellfire members? She thinks it’s so cute how Mike copies everything Eddie does. She’s even brought Mike stuff from the thrift store that looks like Eddie’s (that’s how Mike starts his ring collection). Lucas is a fellow jock and she’s impressed by how multi-faceted he is as a person. Her favorite thing about Lucas is his sister.
Erica makes Chrissy laugh harder than any of them, even Eddie sometimes. Her wit is something she’s never seen and she’s always impressed when Erica want obliterates any monsters in the party’s way. Erica won’t admit it, but she likes Chrissy too. And she loves having another girl in Hellfire even if she doesn’t technically participate. (She has yelled at Eddie and Chrissy for kissing in the middle of sessions though)
Dustin is her favorite. They have the closest bond out of all the kids. She and Eddie always joke that he’s their adopted child and Dustin has jokingly referred to Chrissy as his step-mom multiple times. Dustin talks to Chrissy about Suzie all the time (she thinks their relationship is so cute) and they even talk on the walkies sometimes. Dustin swears up and down that the four of them will go on a double date one day and Chrissy really hopes it happens because she wants to meet this girl.
As far as the secret relationship goes, the guys have no qualms about helping the two of them out. As far as they’re concerned, Chrissy’s one of them and Hellfire protects their own.
#hellfire club#eddie munson#chrissy cunningham#eddissy#hellfire#hellcheer#dustin henderson#mike wheeler#lucas sinclaire#erica sinclaire#eddie x chrissy#stranger things#chrissy x eddie#asks
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wip wednesday
from the buddie fighting fic!! all my attention is 100% on that right now, so I didn't do temptation tuesday yesterday bc i am not even tempted to look away from this right now <3
tagged by @alyxmastershipper @messyhairdiaz @panbuckley @911onabc @honestlydarkprincess @buddiearemydads PHEW
Eddie slid onto the stool, leaning against the bar. Bobby poured another omelet onto the pan.
“Eddie, we gotta talk about Christopher.” Bobby said carefully, leaning his head to catch Eddie’s gaze. Eddie grimaced, stomach tightening. He’d figured this was coming, he’d been pushing it lately.
“Okay.” Eddie shifted in his seat, sitting up and crossing his arms across his chest. His heart raced.
“I have no problem with you bringing him around, as often as you need.” Bobby said, flipping the omelet over. “I mean it. I will never tell you that you can’t bring him here.” Eddie blinked at him. That wasn’t what he was expecting.
“Then what do we have to talk about?” Eddie said, cautious.
“I guess its less about Chris and more about you. I’ll never tell you that you can’t bring him here, but I can tell its stressing you out.” Bobby looked at Eddie, concern in his eyes. “We have to leave him behind on the harder calls, and you’re anxious every time Pepa has to drop him off or you have to run pick him up.” Eddie swallowed hard. Leaving Chris with the man behind stressed him out. He trusted the 118 with his life. It was another thing to trust them with Chris.
“What are you saying, Cap?” Eddie asked, picking at his lip where it was chapped.
“I’m not saying anything other than I’m worried about you.” Bobby flipped the omelet onto a plate and slid it over to Eddie. “If you want to be the man behind for a little while, you can. Or if you want to switch shifts – Hen, or Chim, or I could watch Chris when you’re working. Just until you get things figured out.” Eddie’s stomach twisted, but he bit his tongue before reacting, shoving a bite of egg into his mouth instead. Visions of red tape danced in his mind and anxiety tightened his chest. He didn't know when he'd have things figured out. He needed more money. And probably a miracle. Bobby looked at him and Eddie avoided meeting his eyes. “Nothing has to change. You’re doing your job, you’re doing it well, and as long as that’s true, we don’t need to change anything. But we can. If it would make things easier on you.” He turned the stove off and walked around the counter, leaning next to Eddie. “Just think about it.”
Eddie nodded, shoving the rest of the omelet in his mouth before standing too quickly to leave, twisting awkwardly. He winced, a stabbing pain shooting up his ribs and forcing a grunt out of his mouth before he could swallow it. Bobby frowned at him, brow creased.
“You okay? Do I need Hen or Chim to look at you?”
“No, no. I’m fine, Cap. Just tripped over some of Chris’ legos this morning and hit my side on the table.” He forced a smile back at Bobby before standing up straight and walking off towards the couch, pretending not to see the flash of worry across Bobby’s face.
long one today!
tagging @transboybuckley @thebuckley-hans @rottenmarigolds @heartbeatdiaz and @cowboy-buck!
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2) Steddie Wedding/Engagement
After Steve pops the question, Dustin, Max, and Will go help him pick out a ring for Eddie bc he wasn’t planning on asking him like that but it happened. They find one that goes with his other rings but also looks like an engagement ring, it’s a skull ring but the eyes have rubies in them (a little flashy but very metal).
Eddie has been debating on asking Steve for a while so he has a ring for him that he plans to give him when they drop everyone off at the airport at the end of the month. Joyce, Nancy, and El go full on crazy and start planing the wedding ceremony. Steve and Eddie just let them run with it bc they’re happy and it’s honestly kinda cute to see them so excited. Of course they call Wayne and tell him the good news, he reacts exactly like Hop, he’s happy but quiet.
July comes around and the family goes back home, or wherever they consider home.
Max and Jane make it official shortly after leaving Steve and Eddie, everyone is happy for them including Lucas who surprisingly enough seems extra close to Will. Mike has gotten into therapy and has gotten himself a girlfriend, no one in the gang minds her but they don’t go out of their way to include her, they end up in Boston together. Dustin moves Susie out to Boston as well and they’re very close to getting engaged too. Robin is head over heels for a coworker of Eddie’s and everyone loves her, she’s very cute and kind. Nancy is living her girl boss life and is happy, she’s not seeing anyone at the moment but everyone is expecting her to meet someone soon. John and Argyle head back to Cali with Max and Jane, Will and Lucas follow shortly after Lucas gets drafted by The Lakers.
In 1999, Eddie and Steve have a small ceremony in Hopper and Joyce’s backyard, it’s very cute. Dustin is Steve’s best man, Will is Eddie’s. Max walks Eddie down The aisle, and Joyce walks Steve. Hop officiants, Wayne and Eddie share a father son dance. It’s really a very magical night and super special. The whole family comes together to send them on a honey moon, they’re absolutely thrilled. Robin even gives a toast during dinner. (It’s just so damn cute)
In 2011, they get to make it legal along side: Robin and Willow (Eddie’s co-worker), Max and Jane, Will and Lucas, and Jonathan and Argyle (who chose to wait until Eddie and Steve could do it legally as well). It’s a very queer week at the court house that’s for sure!
Steve takes Munson at the request of Wayne who’s getting older.
Willow takes Buckley for no other reason then I said so.
Max takes Hopper bc Jim Hopper loves her very much and it’s only right.
Will takes Sinclair bc Charles, Sue, and Erica love him (they’ve been supportive from the jump although a little surprised).
And Argyle hyphenates his last name with Byers (even tho I don’t know what his name is)
Part 2/2
#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie#feelings#headcanon#robin buckley#will byers#mike wheeler#dustin henderson#jane hopper#jim hopper#joyce byers#lucas sinclair#nancy wheeler#max mayfield#everyone is gay#everyone is married#everyone is happy#wayne munson
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Dispatch Fire, Eddie, & Texas
516 had so many friggin references to the fire suppression system that sucks all the air out of a room. Josh, a canonically gay man, compared it to his mother. Josh then goes right to eddie when he gets the tablet warning about the fire suppression system and eddie is the one who mentions that it sucks all the air out of the room! The whole association between the system and mothers reminded me of the comments from eddie’s mom, specifically the one where she tells eddie not to take chris down with him which effectively made eddie shut down and go outside…for some air 👀
I know we’ve been focused on eddie’s dad bc of the 517 synopsis but I just know that his mom is gonna be a clear and present emotional danger when he ventures to texas. Maybe things will get heated (emotions as the fire, started by eddie being more and more real/truthful with his parents) and his mother will say something bad enough to take his breath away (sucking all the air out of the room), maybe even trigger another panic attack?
The 516 fire + suppression symbolism seems like it’s about emotions - buried feelings and thinks left unsaid deep in eddie’s heart. Those things catch fire when he’s together again with his parents in texas. Making explosive connections between power cables (carson and the arch blast in the electrical vault) ie family of origin and found family. Eddie getting from found family (especially Buck) all kinds of love and support that he never got from his family of origin.
I know we’ve been talking a lot in fandom about the arc blast and Buddie stuff but the sprinklers seem relevant. They were mentioned but they were not working during the dispatch fire, only the CAS system was operational. I think the CAS was symbolic of eddie’s mom but the sprinklers are symbolic of Buck. Both are fire suppression systems but the CAS will kill the fire AND the person caught in the fire. Sprinklers (water as emotions and feeling your feelings) only stop the fire (maybe hot emotions like rage) but leave the person alive. Buck has been doing that with eddie, helping him process his feelings in general and even his feelings about therapy, etc.
Buck is still connected to carson I think though because buck is the person who went to the emotional basement where eddie stored his most painful traumas and helped turn the power on (upgrading an old building so that he could function better lol) but he is also the one who will probably set off eddie’s mom (and dad) when eddie’s in texas. Maybe via the will mention like people have been speculating?
I think there’s A Lot going on with the idea of fire and tough emotions as well as water and soothing emotions and also suppression/sucking all the air out of a room combined with the buck and mom of it all for eddie.
Side Note: I am so damn ready for eddie to be confirmed as queer, whether it happens in 517 or later but I also think it’s vital to recognize that eddie’s issues with his parents likely go beyond his queerness. The way his parents are had and has effects on him that would have made coming out unsafe AND made being himself IN GENERAL unsafe. I hope the stuff with his parents is treated as complex and dynamic, and his queerness was “simply” caught in the crossfire. Issues of identity and how are loved ones react are never simple but you know what I mean. I don’t want the narrative to be that eddie ended up emotionally repressed BECAUSE he’s queer; I want it to be that he’s emotionally repressed because his parents are awful AND he’s queer.
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based off my post earlier these are the scenarios i think buck and eddie would become canon
i think it would be slow. as in one of them (my moneys on buck) realizing that he has feelings for eddie and maybe he’s talking to Maddie or maybe hen or tk idk but I he would realize it and then try to keep it to himself while he figures it out and that would be the start of buddie becoming canon but I could also see eddie being the one they show to realize his feelings first bc christopher or maybe abuela or carla mentions buck
scenario 2: maybe it’s another two part episode and buck is another life or death situation (I could see them in a natasha/Clint endgame situation where one has to sacrifice themself to save the other) buck would absolutely sacrifice himself to save eddie bc “Chris needs his dad eddie” and eddie saying something like “exactly he needs both his dads so hold on buck” and buck being in shock and crying silently while eddie is screaming at him “hold on buck! hold on! don’t leave christopher! help is almost here! hold on! Evan don’t leave me…please you promised you would never leave me” and it would be eddie clearly panicking, crying, eyes wide with panic, shaking, something we have never seen from him before because he always so calm and collected but the thought of losing buck has him terrified and the situation does not look good and maybe buck would still sacrifice himself because “Chris shouldn’t lose both of us, eddie I love you and I love Chris im sorry” and he lets go (but lives!!) or maybe help comes before he has to make the decision im picturing the scene in Mulan when shang falls off the cliff idk i love drama and 911 does drama so well idk i just want the equivalent of buck watching eddie get shot but eddie watching buck almost die (again)
scenario 3: I think we can all agree that buck is the rash one who does everything with his heart before thinking things through so I could see after maybe a rough call (similar to that old gay couple who died) just really effecting buck and him just accidentally saying “I love eddie” to someone and then “I love you” to eddie in front of the crew and “I love you and I don’t want to be like that person on our call today who never told their person that they loved them before they died and our jobs we are always at risk and you trust me with Christopher and I know you don’t trust anyone with Christopher and I love Chris like he’s my own blood but I love you too and I don’t know how long I’ve loved you bc I’m kind of winging this right now and I’m rambling but yeah I love you and I love watching you with Christopher I love watching you do your job I love how calm and steady you are in dire situations I just really love you and yeah…I guess I thought I should um…tell you *clears throat* that um I love you” and maybe it wouldn’t be that cheesy but buck loves to ramble and I could totally see him just blurting it out then starting to panic and ramble and he’s been slowly walking closer and closer to eddie and now he’s right up on him looking down at eddie and idk how eddie would react to be honest? maybe the episode would end with Eddie looking at him in shock? maybe Chris is there and he says “dad you’re supposed to kiss him now”? maybe they’re in the middle of a call wrapping up and everyone is looking at him including the news crew that has been covering the incident? maybe eddie panics and flees? I don’t see buck running away just bc buck is stubborn even if there’s a risk of facing rejection head on idk there’s a lot they could do but I’d like to see it
scenario 4: Christopher being the one to push them together! And I think this could be a likely scenario bc Christopher is their home and the center of their relationship and I could see Christopher asking “can buck stay for a sleep over!” or maybe christopher thinking buck and eddie are a couple already bc “dad you do the same things with buck that you did with Ana” or maybe they talk with Chris about what would happen if something happens to eddie “so buck is like my dad too?” and eddie and buck look at each other and “yeah i kinda am buddy but im not replacing your dad!” and then “so I have two dads!” and then Chris proceeding to tell everyone he had two dads idk something that is purely childlike innocence but also Chris being a little smart ass bc Chris is hilarious lmfaooo
Scenario 5: holiday episode and they’re caught under the mistletoe. maybe they’re at a call and it’s nothing too big (similar to the wedding dress call) and maybe Ravi points out they’re underneath the mistletoe and somehow they get pressured into kissing “I’m not kissing you buck” “wha- well why not!!!!! I’m a good looking guy!!” and then the team teasing eddie about not kissing buck so eventually eddie just gives in like “ok fine!!” and kisses buck and buck is half laughing at first and eddie is half tense and body language just screaming that he doesn’t want to be doing this and the team is laughing behind them but then…something shifts…you can see their body language change buck isn’t laughing anymore and eddie isn’t tense and now Eddie’s hands are on bucks neck and buck is grabbing Eddie’s waist and how long has it been? “cap should we stop them…?” “I’m not getting anywhere near that” and then chim of course “yo! love birds! we meant a quick peck on the cheek not full on adult entertainment i think need to wash my eyes with bleach” and eddie and buck separate slowly and “um. ok. yeah that was um. yeah um” and eddie is just blinking at buck bc what the fuck was that? and yeah
but yeah those are just my 5 best guesses in how buddie could come out but who knows lmfaoo let me know if you want more or send me an ask if you want to cry about buddie together
#i love buddie#buddie#buddie 911#911 buddie#evan buckley#911 buck#911 eddie#911 bobby#911 christopher#911 hen#911 chimney#buddie canon#911 the 118#911 eddie diaz#911 evan buckley#911 theories#buddie theories#buddie prompts#911 on fox
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Oh, Molly!!!!!! Spanish girl here!
I just read your teens!Kate and Anthony and I'M COMPLETELY DYING. HOW CAN THEY BE SOOOOOOOOOOOO REALLY CUTE AND LOVELY?! And, as a girl who wears glasses on her daily life bc she's as blind as a bat and a girl who's about to get braces (at 27, yep), I do appreciate this Katie. I wish many girls on their teens could read this and show them that the cute (and hot) boy can also fall in love with them!!!
Anyway, I loved your latest post about Anthony getting into Kate's room bc she's scared of storms, and they getting caught "red handed" and Thomas addressing the *topic* without really wanting to address it. I'm dying to know how Edmund and Mary addressed that conversation and the reaction of the children. You may post it on Ao3, but it would be really funny to read.
I hope you're doing very well! I think I've never asked how you doing and that's so impolite from my side.
¡Te leo pronto! (Read you soon!) 🥰
Ahhhhh She’s back!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I’m doing pretty good all things considered! I just went away with my friends for the weekend and got a new tattoo so that’s pretty exciting! Here’s a picture of me with my friends that I just found on my phone this morning, pretty drunk on Margaritas in the bathroom of the Mexican restaurant we went too, you guys know which one I am right? The really drunk one taking the picture.

Anyway! Katie and Anthony are the absolute CUTEST! I can’t even handle nervous baby himbo Anthony who wants desperately to talk to Katie and who just doesn’t know what the heck to say to her. I love him, your honour. And Katie Sheffield is “nerd” solidarity, she’s got braces and glasses and she’s still pretty as hell. Because we can agree that those things don’t change how you look. They don’t make you pretty or “ugly”, They’re just a part of who you are! I also wear glasses and if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I look better without them I’d be a very rich gal. Like, thanks for thinking I look good, but I need them to see!
Let’s maybe… take a little look at how Mary is dealing with her daughter being basically an adult.
Katie had known she was in for the most awkward conversation of her life when she’d come home and very awkwardly said
“Umm Anthony asked me to go and watch him play Rugby tomorrow, and I thought maybe I would.” And May had gasped delightedly. “Just as friends, it’s not a date I don’t think.” She’d finished quickly, waving off her stepmother and trying to ignore how her Dad was looking very stony faced at her.
“He plays rugby? What position?” Her dad had said suspiciously, narrowing her eyes, and Katie had honestly had no idea how to answer that because she honestly didn’t know. Luckily Mary saved her from having to admit that little fact with a loud tut as she placed dinner in the table.
“Does it really matter, Tom? Honestly, that sounds nice Katie.” She said gently, ignoring her father’s little sigh.
“We’re just friends, Dad. Honestly, and it’s not a date, his Mum and Dad are gonna be there, he even invited Eddie. I think he just thought he had to . I probably won’t even go.” Her heart sinking a little as she looked down at her plate, the truth of her own words stinging just a little. Her dad let out a little sigh, and Katie was very suspicious that Mary’s hand had connected with his shoulder.
“Of course you’re going.” He said sounding a little resigned. “You’re taking your sister though.” Katie nodded her heart fluttering a little even as Edwina groaned.
“Dad no, please! Just because Katie’s going out with Anthony I have to suffer through Rugby as well!” She whined ignoring Mary’s nudge.
“We’re not going out Eddie!”
“Sorry, are you not going somewhere together?” Edwina said eyebrows raised oblivious to the way Katie’s insides were twisting uncomfortably.
“We’re just… going to be at the same place. We’re not going to be there together.” She mumbled uncomfortably, her cheeks burning as she adjusted her glasses.
“Katie, honey, it’s okay to be a little nervous.” Mary said gently.
“I’m not nervous.” Katie lied quickly, and then a little wildly, “Can we please just focus on something else?!”
The conversation moved on and thankfully Katie was spared any further embarrassment until a knock sounded at her door hours later. Mary peeking her head round the door, Kate felt her heart sink.
“Katie, honey, can we have a talk?” She forced herself to nod because really, what else could she do? Mary smiled gently sitting down on the bed next to her. Kate took a deep breath and steeled herself what what she was sure was coming.
“Katie I think it’s time we had a little chat about Anthony.” And there it was. Kate felt her cheeks burn.
“Mary, it’s really not like that, we just study and we’re maybe becoming friends but he doesn’t like me like that.” She said embarrassedly, adjusting her glasses though continuing to stare at the sheets in front of her.
“Do you like him?” Kate hadn’t been expecting that, her eyes flicking up to Mary’s chest aching at the soft expression there. Katie shrugged.
“Maybe, but it doesn’t really matter because he’s never going to like me.” She mumbled, ducking her head again. Mary sighed.
“What makes you so sure?” Mary was always so clam and reasonable in moments like this, even when Katie felt irritation flaring in her chest. She laughed dryly.
“Because I’m me. Look at me, Mary! I’m not like you or Eddie who’s already way too pretty. And he’s just… Anthony.” The words were ripped from her chest, tears stinging at her eyes when she spat the truth out at her stepmother.
“Can you look at me please Katie?” Kate did after several seconds and a sigh. Mary was looking down at her so patiently, her hands in Kate’s hair soothingly.
“Sweetheart, I know you don’t believe me but you are so beautiful. And one day you’re going to realise it that you’re pretty, and smart, and funny and kind and all of those things are far more important than the fact you had braces fro two years.” Kate scoffed but Mary continued. “And of Anthony doesn’t like you, which I think you’re wrong about, then he’s not worth it.”
Katie sighed, not letting herself believe Mary. “Well you have to say that, you’re my Mum.” The words had slipped out before she’d even thought them, suddenly scared how Mary would react. Mary let out an odd choking noise tugging her into a tight hug for several long moments. Eventually Mary pulled back, a serious expression on her face. Kate’s stomach lurched.
“I know you don’t want to talk about this, but we have too. Katie, when two people have feelings for each other it’s natural too want to-” Kate pulled her arms away from Mary, her cheeks in fire.
“Mary! Please!” She whined, embarrassment threatening to swallow her whole. “I know how sex works, and I’m not having sex yet! I’m just going to watch him play Rugby.” She mumbled
“And that’s okay, Katie, but it’s also okay to want to be close to Anthony, and it’s natural to want to share things with him, and I’m not trying to embarrass you, I just want you too be safe. And Anthony seems like a really nice boy, but if he does something you aren’t comfortable with it’s okay to say no okay?” Kate forced herself to nod. “And if you have any questions, you can talk to me okay? No judgement.” Kate nodded again her cheeks burning as silence filled the room. Mary sighed, kissing her on the forehead as she stood from the bed.
“Well I think I’ve embarrassed you enough for one day.” She turned to leave and just as she reached the door, Katie couldn’t stop herself from asking.
“Umm Mary?” Mary turned back towards her with her eyebrows raised. “What if I tell Anthony I like him, but he doesn’t like me and then we can’t be friends anymore?” Her anxiety bubbling out of her like an unstoppable force. Mary smiled softly, leaning against the doorframe for a second.
“Katie, if you like someone you should tell them, and maybe I’m a little biased, but I’d be very surprised if Anthony didn’t like you.” And then she was gone and Katie was left on her bed trying to piece together what had made Mary believe that.
#a slamming screen door#I just love these two awkward kids#teenage!kathony#kathony#anthony x kate#kate sheffield#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#mary sheffield#mary sharma#mary sheffield is a damn queen and we stan her in this house#molly's asks and answers#sheffield family feels
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OBSOLETE MASTERLIST
Under the cut are x-reader fics for:
Flip Zimmerman (BlacKkKlansman)
Pale (Burn This)
Ronnie Peterson (The Dead Don’t Die)
Adam Sackler (HBO’s Girls)
Jacques le Gris (The Last Duel)
Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky)
Charlie Barber (Marriage Story)
Abraham H. Parnassus (Saturday Night Live)
Kylo Ren (Star Wars)
Armitage Hux (Star Wars)
Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)
Phillip Altman (This Is Where I Leave You)
+ Miscellaneous fics (and more! 👀)
updated: June 21, 2023
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UPDATED MASTERLIST 👉HERE👈
BLACKKKLANSMAN
reader x flip zimmerman
🌹 A Reintroduction
rating: teen+, 1.5k, gender-neutral!reader, flip is dishonest, but also thirsty, drug-dealing mention
Flip. Your Flip is with the cops. He has a gun and a badge and everything.
That didn’t make any sense.
🌹 Flashfic: Flip could get it ✊
🌹 Flashfic: How do you think Flip would react to his wife’s changing body during pregnancy?
🌹 Flashfic: How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
🌹 Flashfic: How do they picture their future with their s/o?
🌹 The Handler
rating: explicit, 4.4k, sexism, violence, abusive language, blood (bc of the violence), drug mention, guns mention, child sex-trafficking mention, rape threat, jealousy, fighting
You propped your cowboy boot on the table edge and took a long drink of beer. No one sitting at the table with you paid your rudeness any mind. In fact, Johnny Claiborne promptly placed his callused hand on your bare knee.
🌹 It’s Too Late To Turn Back Now
rating: teen, 2.1k, past physical-abuse mention, brief injury description, off-screen murder, period-typical sexism
The first time Flip saw you, you were bruised and cuffed. The scuttlebutt around the precinct was you had run over and murdered your abusive ex-boyfriend.
🌹 Queen of the Roller Derby
rating: mature, 2.3k, vague injury description, anachronistic sports teams and organizations
He couldn’t believe… Well, a lot of things. First, that he’d been invited. Second, that he was looking forward to the bout. Third, that he was anxious for your well-being.
🌹 NSFW Alphabet Series
ABC | DE | FGH | IJK | LMN | OP | QRS | TU | V | WXYZ
Bonus: My five favorite things about Flip Zimmerman
rating: explicit, 32k, stand-alone vignettes, oral sex, fluff, angst with happy ending, masturbation, daddy kink, public and semi-public sex, kind-of somnophilia, drug use, under-negotiated bondage and spanking, soft domming, ass play
Your legs went limp on Flip’s shoulders, and you felt him eased them down to the bed. He ran his big hands up your sides and then under your back as he bent forward.
🌹 Still the Same
rating: explicit, 13k, fem!reader, high-school!flip+reader, vaguely 1969 (with inaccuracies), fingering, handjobs, pining, military draft/service (with inaccuracies), colorado setting, period-typical drug use, magical first time, angst with happy ending
He cracked the window, letting in the crisp spring air. It was too dark to see where specifically he was looking, but he had turned to face you. One hand remained on the steering wheel, the other over the back of the seat.
He offered, “Wanna get in the back?”
“Sure,” you said, dropping your purse on the floor, and opened your door.
🌹 Three-day Weekend
rating: explicit, 3.2k, daddy kink, daddy dom, reader is not a little, off-screen negotiation, edging, oral sex, mild spanking
You woke to a hot hand sliding across your bare middle and lips kissing your shoulder. There was the tickle of whiskers, and you turned your head towards disruption. With a sigh, you opened your eyes to watch Flip kiss your shoulder again. He looked up at you as his hand traveled under the sheet bunched below your waist.
“Mornin’, baby,” he said. His voice was sleep-rough yet tender.
🌹 Triple-Feature
rating: mature, 2.8k, old-fashioned living arrangements, making out
The Aircadia Drive-In was running a classic-horror triple-feature this Saturday night. You read in the paper they were playing The Wolf Man, Frankenstein, and Dracula. That evening, you rang Flip and asked him out on a date. You even offered to pay.
🌹 You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
rating: mature, 2.8k, detective reader, estranged married couple, smoking, period-typical sexism, dirty talk
…you balanced your mother’s big Tupperware container filled with homemade Samoas cookies. They were Flip’s favorite, and he detested sharing them. But he would have to—because you were famous around the station for your cookies.
You hoped he only got one. It would serve him right.
🌹 You Can Leave Your Skates On
rating: explicit, 2k, almost uniform kink, roller derby mention, clothed female naked male
The sink counter was strewn with make-up and hair tools and the pair of scissors from the kitchen. Before he could ask what the hell all this was for, you kissed his cheek and closed the bathroom door behind him.
Spiritual sequel to Queen of the Roller Derby
🌹 You Light Up My Life
rating: teen, 1.4k, sneakiness, secrets, fluffy married life
The first time you knew something was up was when Flip started his car and hurried to change the radio station.
🌹 You’re the Inspiration
rating: teen, 854, past alcohol abuse, fluffy afternoon
Flip sat in his switched off car and stared at the dark house. He wanted to break something.
BURN THIS
reader x pale
🌹 In the Night We Trust | playlist on spotify
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
rating: explicit, 57k, pretty woman au, prostitute reader, 1980s/90s, drug use mention, alcohol consumption, inherent power imbalance, soft dom, choking (not breathplay), safe sex, oral sex, semi-public sex, public dirty talk, rough sex, mild spanking, fighting, abusive language, attempted sexual assault, aftercare
“So tell me, Pale, are you in town on business or pleasure?”
“Business…” He looks at your lips. “Until now.”
THE DEAD DON’T DIE
reader x ronald peterson
🌹 A Grave New World
rating: teen+, 804, canon-typical violence, missing parents
You’d only gone on one date—a really nice date, too—with Ronnie Peterson and then the zombie apocalypse happened. Like, what the actual fuck?
GIRLS (HBO)
reader x adam sackler
🌹 Flashfic: …imagine him trying to cuddle and smooch his gf in public and she’s like “😬😬 what are you doing…? Mmm, I guess it’s not so bad”
🌹 Flashfic: please. please tell me about licking sackler’s sack. its all i can think about. my mind has been infected by thoughts of adam sacklers balls in my mouth
🌹 Improving His Taste
rating: teen+, 2.2k, post s05e10, arguments with SO, making out
You were so sick of Adam Sackler and his tempestuous girlfriends.
🌹 Let Me Explain
rating: teen+, 1.2k, light angst, happy ending
“Whoa, let me explain!” Adam implored while teetering in patent leather stilettos, a chef’s knife with slices of carrot sticking to it in his hand. He grabbed the kitchen counter with his left to steady himself.
🌹 There Is A Light (That Never Goes Out)
rating: explicit, 4.3k, canon-typical buffoonery, jealousy, brief non-con element, femdom-ish reader, oral sex
“Take off your clothes,” he murmured after kissing you. “And crawl to my bed.”
THE LAST DUEL
reader x jacques le gris
🌹 Fair Is Foul
rating: teen, 1.8k, historical inaccuracies, timeline inaccuracies, anachronisms, medieval flirting, sad/open ending, minor spoilers(?), rape mention
The other ladies at court told you not to demean yourself by keeping company with a squire. You pointed out that said squire had Count Pierre’s favor. Said squire might even be favored above any knight.
🌹 To Honor and Innocence
rating: mature, 5.3k, fem!reader, young!jacques, historical/jousting inaccuracies, ✨the middle ages were magic✨, catholic imagery, reader has a spring/summer birthday, just roll with me, making out, thigh riding, euphemisms galore
You needed to look away, but you couldn’t. He was striking with the sudden high color in his cheeks and glittering eyes. His smile softened around the edges, and your heart soared at the sight.
Look away, you’d told yourself. Look away before you lose yourself.
LOGAN LUCKY
reader x clyde logan
🌹 A Newer World
rating: teen, 1.3k, PTSD symptom mention
Jimmy leaned across the patio table, bottle of Coors in hand. “So, when you gonna make an honest woman outta her?”
🌹 Lucky Me Lucky You | duck tape jukebox on spotify | ambient mix by Sushii
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9
Bonus: NSFW Alphabet [2.1k]
rating: explicit, 33k, counter-espionage, angst with happy ending, alcohol consumption
You’d had big plans for your future. He’d had big plans, too. During senior year, you’d overheard him talking before class about joining the Army. You had thought about him in that service uniform and how handsome he would look.
Thirteen years later, Clyde was tending bar, sans uniform and missing part of his left arm. At the same time, you were working at the data-entry/call-center down the road from the house you inherited from your late grandmother.
So much for big plans.
🌹 When I Saw You
rating: mature/explicit, 3k, hairdresser!reader, touch-starved!clyde, post movie, erotic fantasies
In his fantasies, he always has both hands.
Which he knows is ironic.
MARRIAGE STORY
reader x charlie barber
🌹 Finding Treasure in the Dark
1 | 2
rating: explicit, 18k, submissive!female-reader, dom!charlie, under-negotiated bdsm, impact play, nipple play, oral sex, anal sex, piv sex, restraints, rope bondage, edging, semi-public fingering, sex toys, handjobs, public teasing
“Yes!“ she hissed in delight. "I told Professor Barber straight out I didn’t do that crap. Or let him boss me around. That’s why I dropped him, you know. If he wants some Stepford to indulge his impulses, he should go to Fetster or whatever.”
Your eyes went wide, and you shifted in your seat, faux-yawning and stretching your arms to cover the movement. You knew Charlie Barber.
🌹 Sweet Angel
rating: explicit, 3k, fluff, dog adoption, insecure!Charlie, piv sex
Since moving to a house with a fenced yard, Henry has been focused on getting a dog. First, it was getting a puppy for Christmas. When that hadn’t panned out, a dog for his birthday. Nicole wouldn’t install a real fence at her place, but tried to distract him with a new iPad.
That worked for a month.
SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
reader x abraham h. parnassus
🌹 Flashfic: …what would young!Abe do for his wife on [Valentine’s Day]??
🌹 Flashfic: Abe Parnassus vibes jacquesdemys.tumblr com/post/125815250515
🌹 His Girl On A Friday
rating: teen+, 1.2k, corporate espionage, seduction
You’ve been sent by your father, Henry Pickens, to spy on his rival: Abraham H. Parnassus.
🌹 Indulgences
rating: mature, 1.5k, fem!reader, vaguely 1950s, old-fashioned euphemisms, dub-con-ish at first, public fingering, mild edging
It’s official: Don Carlos is boring. Yes, it’s a fundraiser. And of course, you agreed to purchase tickets. Anything to support The Met. But this opera, while beautiful, is dull.
🌹 My Baby Just Cares for Me Series
rating: explicit, sheltered-artist reader, vaguely 1950s, no vintage racism, written with old-fashioned sensibilities and euphemisms, oral sex, alcohol consumption, semi-public sex, sex toys, vaginal fingering, first time
— Expanding One’s Horizons [5k]
“We all need to expand our horizons,” you said as you went to the dining room to turn off the lights.
“Indeed we do, my love.”
— Tension Tamer [3k]
The mattress trembled under you. The softly lit face of your alarm clock said it was after three. You knew it must be work that had awoken him. The company was in the middle of a merger and tensions were high.
— A Treasure More Than Gold [2.2k]
You met your husband’s eyes across the dance floor of Hotel Astor’s ballroom. He’d let his five o'clock shadow develop into a short Vandyke beard in preparation for Babe Paley’s Halloween gala.
— Minx [2.7k]
Abe groaned into the coverlet as you pressed your thumbs on either side of his spine. His muscles were slowly losing their tightness. You didn’t think his desk chair at work was supporting him properly. Most likely, he never sat in it except to sign documents.
— It’s Magic [4.4k]
Don’t go to art school, they said.
— Two To Tango [7k]
You sat at the bistro table tucked in the corner of the pasticceria. Abe sat across from you, tiny plates of bite-sized cake on the table between you.
STAR WARS
general
🌹 The Skywalker Ascension
rating: teen, 4.5k, tros revision, mc death, angst, lightsaber battles, retcon timeline
“All the Sith live in me,” he vows. “You will be empress, and we will be one.”
While disgust churns her gut, she will not hate, she will not give in.
To him or to anyone.
🌹 Unsanctioned
rating: general, 371, universe jumping, pre-tfa, my poor attempt at humor
You’re taking the walk of shame to the kitchen, arms full of dirty dishes.
kylo ren x armitage hux
🌹 Bombing Out
rating: mature, 1.4k, canon compliant, cannoli kylux, gambling, strip sabacc, alcohol consumption, afterlife, mutual pining, arguing
He didn’t know why he was playing sabacc. He didn’t like card games. There was hardly any strategy. No planning. Everything was left to chance. It was messy. And the gambling. He didn’t mind risk, of course, but one had to match their opponents’ bets. Which meant the opponent had too much control.
It was idiotic.
About as idiotic as his opponent, Ben Solo—
Who had literally lost his shirt last round.
🌹 Iron Moon Series on AO3 | photoset | spotify playlist by ayudameme
rating: explicit, 36k, canon universe, xeno-vampires, canon-typical violence, the first order wins, soft kylux, but with blood, knife play, blood drinking
He wanted to taste it, lick it all up. He wanted to run his tongue along the cauterized edges of the cut on Ren’s face. He wanted to follow it down under Ren’s ruined clothing.
reader x armitage hux
🌹 Flashfic: Armitage Hux is low key hot
🌹 Flashfic: I want Hux to throat fuck me
🌹 Succor
rating: mature, 2.4k, shy princess reader, fo-leader hux, the first order won, arranged marriage, dirty talk
You felt your dinner guests’ eyes on you, their judgements. You ignored them while hiding behind the courtly rituals you’d been taught since childhood.
reader x kylo ren | ben solo
🌹 All the Time in the Galaxy
rating: teen, 1.9k, kor reader, mutual pining, first kiss
“Lady Ren, pardon the interruption—” You didn’t know what he was interrupting. You were both standing in silence. “—The techs have noticed something strange here on Starkiller.”
🌹 Call It In the Ring Series
rating: teen-mature, college au, art-majors kylo and reader, first date, sibling fights, nude photography, assisted masturbation, phone sex, fingering
— Hotshot House Show [2.5k]
You checked the address one more time on your phone. It was right, but definitely not what you expected when Kylo offered to make you dinner.
— Worked Shoot [5k]
Photography midterms were due in two weeks, and you only had one of the four photos you needed. You silently berated yourself because you’d known this was coming. It was on the damn syllabus.
But who actually read the syllabus?
— Clean Finish [2k]
You couldn’t believe you were about to do this, you thought as you stood naked in front of the clean bathroom mirror. You didn’t know if Kylo would like it. What if he didn’t?
— Vignette [938]
Ben was all “Morning, beautiful” with a grin Flynn Rider would be proud of. He sat close to you on the sectional sofa—even though there were plenty available places to sit.
— Bonus: I want nothing more than to strip off his clothes piece by piece, kissing any and all skin bared to me.
— Dirty Pre-show [1.3k]
You’d washed at the sink in the studio, but ugh, your jeans are splattered with slip. You’re pretty sure you have some on your face, in your hair. Hell, even one of your ears feels crusty.
How the ever living fuck does it get everywhere?
🌹 Dum Dums
rating: teen, 2.3k, gender-neutral reader, suburban high-school au, fluff, mutual pining, mild angst with happy ending
“Your boyfriend’s looking this way again,” Poe sing-songed before taking a big bite of his apple.
You rolled your eyes, knowing exactly who he was talking about. “He’s not my boyfriend,” you reply as you set your bottle of water on the lunch tray.
🌹 Flashfic: Please the (fem-dom!reader) story from gc…. I NEED IT
🌹 Flashfic: FAM IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU… PLEASE PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT GIVING SMOOCHES TO FOREVER SAD BOY KYLO
🌹 Flashfic: How does Kylo spoil his lady?
🌹 Flashfic: So, what do you guys think is Kylo’s favorite way to kiss?
🌹 Hello
rating: mature(ish), 1k, modern au, dream-sharing, pining, possessiveness, nightmare elements, magic/force shenanigans
A phone rang. Burr-ring. Distant at first. Burr-ring. Clanging. Jarring. Burr-ring. It was too dark to find it. You groped around in the cool, damp blackness to find nothing. Burr-ring. You cursed just before your hand slapped against something cold and metal.
🌹 Me and The Devil Series
rating: mature-explicit, modern vampire au, death mention, blood drinking, menstruation, oral sex, biting
— Flashfic: …I want vampire!kylo to do *very* unspeakable things to me :)
— Flashfic: Very bored tonight and [thinking] about vamp!kylo, if you have any, what’re your favorite five about him?
— You’re My Sweetness [2.1k]
“You’re sad,” he murmured, a note of confusion in his words.
“Funerals tend to do that.”
“Let me make it better.”
— Red Wings [1.4k]
So, you laid there and bled onto an overnight pad that had to be the length of a regulation cricket bat.
— Flashfic: Do you have any thoughts on vampire Kylo sensually playing with you with his teeth?
🌹 Not Like the Rest
rating: teen, 948, alcohol consumption, politics
So, Ben’s kept moving for years. He hustles. He’s on committees. He researches everyone around him. He schmoozes.
And he’s schmoozing during a dinner to honor a retiring staffer when he sees you.
🌹 On the Pulse of Mourning
rating: teen, 6.5k, ptsd, angst, disregarding an elder’s wisdom, force choking, force weirdness
He sat on the lowered ramp of his TIE and waited for the Resistance scouts to find him. He didn’t think it would take them long. He’d landed only two klicks from the base.
🌹 The Sofa King
rating: mature, 550, hs au, making out, frottage
Anonymous asked: Ben Solo is such a precious little baby I don't see him making the first move. He would be way too nervous. Like during a movie night you could literally be in his lap, rubbing his chest, purring into his ear and he would just keep his eyes locked on the screen, jaw locked, shifting uncomfortably, and he making silly comments about the movie.
reader x kylo ren x armitage hux
🌹 Precious Pet Series on AO3 | photoset | playlist on spotify
Bonus: NSFW Alphabet for Kylo and Hux [1.6k]
rating: explicit, 335k, canon universe, force-sensitive reader, departing from tfa, stockholm syndrome, force bond, everyone has issues
A hush suddenly fell over the village and you strained to hear anything. Was it over? Had the Order gotten what it wanted? You had a gnawing feeling it was only beginning.
The whoosh of energy—you couldn’t identify the noise, but you knew it wasn’t good—pierced the air. There was a collective horrified gasp and more scrabbling and then more blaster fire. Something had happened, something terrible. Someone’s death had triggered it all. Suddenly, there were screams and controlled violent blasters, and you covered your mouth to muffle your sob. The village was dead. Everyone you knew was dead. Lor San Tekka was gone. You felt it like a punch to the chest.
STAR WARS/DREDD
armitage hux x clan techie
🌹 Little Blue
rating: mature, 1.3k, incest, abuse mention, jealousy, crushes
“I see you’ve been slumming it with the radar techs again,” Armie said from his perch on Techie’s bed.
Techie gnawed on his lip, stepping through the doorway of his berth, and let the door slide shut behind him. He knew it would be stupid to deny it. He was wearing the tech jumpsuit after all.
STRANGER THINGS
reader x eddie munson
🌹 Through A Glass Darkly | playlist on spotify
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | ?
rating: explicit, ?k, canon universe, fem/witchy/goth!reader, magic, slow burn, friends to lovers, series-typical horror, period-typical sexism and homophobia, historical inaccuracies and anachronisms, drug dealing and use, smoking, alcohol use, masturbation, mutual masturbation, fantasizing, one-bed trope, making out, fingering, dirty talk, consensual pursuit and capture, oral sex, handjobs, condoms, piv sex, mild spanking, reader’s father is a dirtbag, mild spanking, magical violation, mental torture, body horror, aftercare, nightmares, strict parenting, panic attack, past child abuse and abandonment, semi-public sex
Eddie would have to wait until his lunch break to see this new, hot, weird chick. He wondered which flavor of weird she was. Art weird? Theater weird? Band weird?
Weird weird?
He shrugged. He liked weird.
In other words, you’re the new girl in town, and Eddie is intrigued.
THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU
reader x phillip altman
🌹 Risking Thorns
rating: explicit, 12k, post-movie, ice skating, nice suburban upbringing, slut shaming, almost enemies-to-lovers, prickly reader, phillip gets a short leash, bastardization of a jewish holiday, fingering, semi-public sex, phone sex, spanking threat
Once she pulled out of the parking lot, you asked, “So, where are we going?”
“Altman’s? I thought you got your skates sharpened there, too?”
Mental alarms went off as you shook your head. You knew the Altmans…
THE WITCHER
yennefer x geralt
🌹 Nailed Into Place
rating: explicit, 14k, modern new orleans au, inspired by s01e03 “betrayer moon”, mishmash of nola folklore, i’ve altered the striga curse (pray i don’t alter it further), references to s01e05 “bottled appetites”, timeline what timeline, alcohol consumption, incest mention, pedophilia mention, injuries, blood, ableist language, a sprinkling of geralt/jaskier
Geralt Rivia is the only witcher in New Orleans. He’s typically hard to find until Jaskier decides to announce on Instagram where he’ll be performing via selfies with Geralt in the background. Baron Ostrit, an associate of mob-connected Foltest Temeria, shows up to hire Geralt to rescue his daughter from slavers. Another princess to save. Geralt finds himself in a tangle lies, from the Marigny to the Garden District—and consulting with a mage he hasn’t seen in years…
MISCELLANEOUS
🌹 Character Soundtrack
Songs and playlists for characters I (and others) associate with them. Feel free to message me with ideas!
🌹 BlacKkKlansman Supercut
Flip Zimmerman scenes only.
🌹 Logan Lucky Supercut
Clyde Logan scenes only.
🌹 Burn This - Audio
Bootleg audio recording of the play.
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I’m so curious as to how much of Buck’s storyline is actually deliberate.
Because there are a lot of characters on tv who have fairly consistent characterisation but as the seasons progress you can tell a lot of it sort of falls to the actors choosing to act/react certain ways because they remember their characters’ pasts even if the writers/show runners seem to forget.
And I think 911 as a show, considering it’s been on for 4 seasons now, are pretty good at maintaining the 118’s characterisation. Like, look you can definitely argue about screen time or certain storylines getting swept under the rug but overall they do a good job. And I think they’re quite good at doing subtle nods/foreshadowing too. For example Bobby and Athena’s fight was hinted to quite consistently throughout the season but you don’t necessarily see it until they start arguing (even though I know a lot of people are disappointed it was resolved so quickly)
But something about Buck’s storyline just fits together so well????? And it has done literally since the first episode. Every single thing that happens to him connects in with his previous storyline and development. I’m still in awe of how Buck Begins so succinctly explained why he is the way he is and while I don’t necessarily think the writers knew his backstory from the beginning, I do think they at the very least looked at Buck’s development and came up with something that worked for his narrative (and did so extremely successfully imo)
And ofc oliver is an excellent actor and clearly knows his character well but something about the consistency of Buck’s arc really does make me wonder just how much is always planned and how much is extrapolation on our part. Bc y’know fandom thrives on meta and analysis and connecting the dots, but also none of Buck’s actions/reactions/plots ever really feel like we’re just reading too much into it?
And to give a kind of contrasting example. On the one hand I could believe Ryan (or at least the writers) knew about the will storyline throughout the season bc of all of Eddie’s concerned looks/reactions when buck says something self-deprecating bc y’know those lines existed in the script and the camera chose to focus on Eddie’s reaction. But at the same time I could just as easily believe Ryan was just reacting how he thought Eddie would and maybe wasn’t aware of the will until the very end (either way I’m screaming bc gOD lmao). Likewise, I definitely don’t think he knew in s3 and yet all their interactions post-Eddie Begins still work really well with the new context of 4x14. So that to me would be an example of something you see on shows a lot where, something isn’t necessarily planned but it works anyway bc of the combo of writer/director/actor/character dynamics, y’know?
Whereas everything about Buck just feel so On Purpose that it leaves me feeling so confused agshskd like is some of this really just a happy coincidence or do they actually have this whole thing mapped out???? And if it is all planned like holy shit how??????? And how are they gonna continue it bc I’m honestly in fucking awe of how it’s been developed so far??????
Idk I don’t have a point to this post I just can’t stop thinking about this lmao @ tim minear tell me what’s up?!??!
#evan buckley#evan ‘buck’ buckley#911#mine#it’s buck week and ur all posting gif sets so all I have is my nonsensical thoughts
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I feel like the fandom is split on this issue so I need to know your thoughts~ with Reddie who do you think can cook and who is a kitchen disaster?
OKAY so honestly? I think Richie can cook (but is also a kitchen disaster ofc, it looks like a tornado came through every time) and Eddie cannot (at least not for a while, he does learn tho) and here’s why (also I’m sorry I got a lil carried away bc I loved this) (also one of my fav hcs is that Richie and/or Maggie teach Eddie how to cook so that’s the vibe uwu):
There’s no chance in hell that Sonia lets Eddie near the oven/stove/lbr prob not even the microwave because it’s not safe, Eddie bear; let mommy do it for you. So instead, Eddie is always stuck setting the table and doing the dishes, but never getting to cook. Eventually he just assumes this is normal, even though on TV sometimes he sees kids helping their parents make dinner, but TV isn’t real life, and Eddie knows that. So he kind of just stops thinking about it after a while. He’s sure he’ll learn how once he gets older and has to cook for himself.
It’s not until he has a sleepover at Richie’s house that he sees for the first time Richie helping Maggie in the kitchen. Went was the one to let Eddie inside the house, telling him to find Richie in the kitchen. Eddie assumed that Richie would be seated at the table, waiting for his mom to finish up, just like Eddie did when he was at home.
Instead, he finds Richie stirring the spaghetti sauce in a pan at the stove, with Maggie next to him, buttering the garlic toast. Eddie watches in awe for a moment, trying to quietly take a seat, but the chair scraping against the tile gives him away, and Richie whips around, a splatter of sauce on his cheek.
“Eds! You’re just in time; dinner’s almost ready!”
Eddie smiles, not saying anything other than, “You’re a mess, Rich.”
Richie gives him a confused look, and Maggie laughs when she glances up. She gestures to her own cheek to indicate what Eddie is referring to, and rather than grabbing a napkin or a towel, Richie wipes his face on the shoulder of his t-shirt, to which Maggie and Eddie both react with a groan.
Normally, Eddie can’t stop talking when he’s at the Tozier’s. He loves it here, and he feels more comfortable here than he ever has in his own home. Maggie and Went always encourage him to go on, and Richie adds in his own little jokes and anecdotes throughout. But Eddie stays relatively silent tonight, and while Richie and Went take care of the dishes, Maggie nudges his shoulder gently.
“What’s the matter, Eddie? Did Richie’s cooking make you sick?” She teases, and Eddie giggles softly, shaking his head.
“No.”
“Then what is it?”
He debates making something up, but the earnest look in her eyes reminds him of Richie’s, and the overwhelming feeling of trust pushes the words up from his chest.
“I always wanted to try cooking. But my ma won’t let me. It just looked like you guys were having so much fun.”
Maggie doesn’t even ask why, and Eddie knows that she knows how his mom is. At least, enough that this isn’t a surprising discovery.
She gives him a thoughtful look, and Eddie’s sure she’s going to say well, don’t worry. You’ll learn when you’re older!
Instead, she says, “How about you help me with dessert then?” And Eddie’s eyes light up, and he wastes no time hopping up from his chair and bumping Richie out of his way with his hip anytime he tries to steal a taste of the apple pie filling that Eddie makes with gentle instructions from Maggie. She even lets him lay the crust and place it in the oven, and calls him back downstairs from Richie’s room - where they’re surrounded by a mess of comics - to very carefully remove it and place it on the stove.
“Wow, looks like you might have some competition, mom.” Richie mumbles around a mouthful of warm apple and cool vanilla ice cream, and Went hums his agreement from his place across from his son. Eddie blushes, but his heart lifts when Maggie offers him a soft smile from across the table.
“He’s a natural.”
From then on, it kind of just becomes routine. Eddie sleeps over on the weekends, and Maggie always asks what Eddie feels like making. Sometimes, she’ll even let Richie and Eddie do everything themselves, only interrupting when they get too rowdy and too distracted covering each other in flour or garlic or whatever else they’ve decided to destroy Maggie’s kitchen with.
And years down the road, when they’re finally together, living in their own home, they take turns cooking for each other, and Richie buys Eddie new recipe books all the time. And sometimes they still can’t help but slap each other’s bottoms and leave flour-covered handprints there like they used to do playfully when they were kids. Only now, it’s followed by a kiss.
#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#my writing#AHHHH#soz this got away from me#i hope u like it :') <3#i love them sm
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Have I really ever requested one thing of you (the pegging telltale Riddler h/c)? Time to change that; let's see how the Eddies would respond to being told by their partner that they're a "bad boy" and "need to be punishment" (sexually, of course) - Pegging Anon.
I really enjoy these kinds of asks. honestly just give me a blank check for mayhem, unleash me upon the riddlers like a plague of locusts
nsfw below the cut
Arkham! Riddler
please be careful with this riddler. He has problems reading peoples tone and if he thinks youre angry at him you're liable to send him into a panic.
he really doesn't like dirty talk. dont call him a slut or a whore or anything like that. Not only is it demeaning and humiliating( 2 things this riddler doesnt deal well with) its just a terrible way to get him to do what you want.
again, the idea of punishment in a sexy setting is a turn off for him. He’s afraid of being strangled or choked and he doesn't find being hit sexy.
to put it simply, this riddler reacts better to the carrot than the stick. if you want a good reaction out of him, praise and affection work better. call him a good boy, give him pets and rewards.
IF you were to coax him into it, safeword, soft restraints and reassuring from you that everything will be ok, he’ll still probably cry. he might enjoy himself but the emotional stress will still leave him in an utter state.
i know some people use BDSM to cope with trauma but maybe dont try this on him. pitch the idea and let him mull it over. dont bring it up more than once or twice and let him decide
he always needs a lot of aftercare. he needs to be constantly reassured, not just after sex, that you love him , that he’s done well. lots of kisses and soft words and let him rest from the heavy stuff for a little while.
Blacklight riddler
another riddler you need to tread carefully with. he’s a kinky shit but like...a soft kinky shit who bruises easily.
He wont need coaxing. its either a hell yes or a hell no and you shouldn't push that. He likes sex games but he’s got trauma, sometimes something that was fine yesterday is triggering today so please be gentle and respectful with him.
He doesnt mind being called a bad boy, just not too often. mix it up and don't patronise him all the time . you can tell him off without treating him like a kid.
he likes edging and orgasm denial as a punishment. just dont ruin his orgasm or he wont let you do it again.
please don't ever hit him during sex. a playful thump on the arm when he’s telling a bad joke is one thing but if you touch him roughly during the act, even if he knows its coming, he finds it triggering.
He’s pretty exclusively a sub but don't think that means he’s into punishment all the time. mostly he just likes his dominant to take care of him.
BTAS Riddler
i feel like it would throw him for a loop. he’d be confused as all hell, even if you said it in a sexy voice he might not get the message.
he’d probably scoff at the idea. the notion that he’s anything other than perfect is laughable. he’s certainly not some sort of bad boy. you should sit on his lap and get him on the same page as you. watch his mouth go dry and his eyes go wide as you explain all the things you're going to do to him for being bad. he’ll do his best to stay composed but we both know its you who’d be wearing the pants by the end of the conversation.
he’d want to be tied up. he’ll be gibbering and rambling the entire time, desperately trying to stay in control of the situation. He’ll try to do things for you but a gentle reminder that you’re in control and if he doesn't anything he’ll be punished more will have him biting his tongue.
I think humiliation works best on this one. im imagining something with rope or his suits since he’s so fond of them. maybe try and make him cum while still clothed? maybe some shibari under his suit jacket? i’ll let you decide.
he doesnt have a safeword bc he thinks its strictly a bdsm thing and refuses to admit he’s into that. he prefers to use the traffic light system. although you probably had to teach him that. before hand he was using some nonsense riddler made system involving humming different songs. ode to joy for fun/keep going and vivaldi winter for slow down. you will have to gently explain what a batshit insane idea that was.
Original Riddler
I imagine he’d be into it, moreso initially than the others. He doesnt have so much emotional baggage and he’s game to try anything once.
I dont know if he’d find the idea of punishment sexy but he’ll try it for you. he’d probably just prefer you to frame it as impact play or degradation or whatever “just because” you wanna try it. something about it being a meant as a punishment just seems weird to him
he does like being called names but in a cute playful way. he’s not liable to take offence at anything you say, inside or outside the bedroom but digs at his appearance do sting a little. even if youre “in character” so to speak when you say them. just reassure him after that you dont really think those things.
He’s one of the tallest riddlers and also has zero shame so you’ll need to be inventive when thinking of punishments. tying him up could actually hurt him with his circulation, he runs around in glittery spandex all day anyway so good luck trying to humiliate him.
Because he is so tall and strong, its hard to hurt him. you could try spanking him, ask him to count out the spanks and listen as his voice gets higher and more unsteady with each one.
actually in that note and given his penchant for dress up maybe you could try sub/dom roleplay? pretend you're a doctor/nurse or something and you're punishing him for his bad diet? if the punishment thing doesn't work out at least you’ll both get a giggle out of it.
Telltale Riddler
Oh he is absolutely going to fight you on this one “i think YOU'RE the one who needs punishing , love.” . if you want to punish him you’ll have to fight for that right
he’s never really subbed before he met you. He’s happy to show you how to punish a sub but he really needs practice letting someone else hold the reins.
he pretends he doesn't like dirty talk. if you get him riled up and start whispering filthy things in his ear he’s going to melt a little.
I cant think of a specific he’d like or something he’d find egregiously offensive, so i think you've got a blank cheque for mayhem here. do what you like and he’ll tell you then and there if he’s into it or not.
but no blinders or restraints though. he’s claustrophobic after being in that icebox. He IS an escapartist mind you. even if you put him in something he’ll have wiggled out of it before you can blink . he MIGHT tolerate something just there for aesthetics or because the fabric feels nice, like maybe his tie or your hair bow tied loosely around his arms.
in the same vein, he’s sensitive so maybe you could lightly torture him with some sensory stuff. ice cubes or wax play?
Zero year Riddler
i Cannot stress to you enough what a horny fuck this one is. at the mere MENTION of sexy punishment he’s like “oh yes punish me ive been bad “ wiggling his ass in the air like a target. will call you Daddy regardless of your gender because we all know he has issues.
He’s 100 percent going to lean into it, goad you and taunt you to punish him more, get angrier or hit him harder. he gets off on the pain, yes but he also just really enjoys being an insufferable shit.
“EDWARD THIS IS PUNISHMENT YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY IT” - you, probably.
i dont think the traditional sexy punishment things will work on this one. youre going to have to get creative. like tell him you are in charge of his wardrobe and death traps for the week.
something that MIGHT work would be forcing him to wear a toy or even just some lingerie under his suit. He’s going to be embarrassed as all hell because this riddler is a big buff cheeto puff who takes his appearance seriously. BUT he cant deny the thrill of maybe the lace poking out over his waist band when he bends or the outline of a bralette being seen under his shirt, isnt a little arousing.
please dont be surprised when he turns around a week later and pulls this exact same shit on you.
there you go nonnie ! this one was quite a lot of fun! i have a rule of trying not to write more than 6 points for each but it was hard to compress down this time around. so much variety in personality and temperament in the one character there's a lot to write about
got something you wana talk about? send me an ask or a dm! im always game to talk about our favorite curious menace 💚💜
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Ok hi witch asker here ok so I’m ganna add my own little backstory cool? Cool 👌 ok so Eddie gets sent to a religious camp and she is NOT excited. She honestly didn’t think her mom would react this badly to her comming out but what can you do . SO I don’t like the hc that richies parents are bad but let’s just roll with it . So rich gets sent to the same camp for practicing modern witchcraft but it’s not so bad cause she meets this cute hot headed chick. They fall in love bla bla bla ( can you tell this is the part where any creative writing skills go out the window ) and when they turn 18 they run away from there parents with the gang as well . Richie Starts teaching Eddie all about nature and the magical quality’s of herbs and Eddie has a ✨Spiritual awakening ✨ . Fast forward they’re a married witch lesbian couple with a new born baby ( how is up to you I guess idc) aka lynxdisease on TikTok 😊
OK THIS IS QUALITY THANK YOU I LOVE THIS VERY MUCH 😳😳😳😳😳 im gonna leave it like this if thats alright bc i dont have much to add bc like i said i dont have much witchcraft insight (🤧am i even a real lesbian 🤧) but thank u for elaborating bc this is Sick as Fuck (i do love the idea of them runnin around and kissin behind ppls backs good for them!!)
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Dreamscape Part Nine
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A/n: so here's part nine! I hope yall enjoy and well I realized you guys might want me to have a tag list?? So I can add that in now just pls let me know if you want in 💖 enjoy also I never said it bcs I was so happy writing this but like thank you to the gc for the name. I love yall so much tbh
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Two nights later, you were really bothered. You had dreams about the whole group. Well, almost the whole group. How you met a kid version of Mike was still unknown to you, and you were starting to worry. Not only that but it made no sense that none of them reacted when meeting you the first time. And… the last part you didn't even want to think about. The fact that your father was in the dream, no in the memories that you saw. You wanted to do what you always did when something odd involved your father in your memories. You did it when you were younger all the time. In fact the last time you had done it was when you were around 8 years old. You were dreaming about when you were just a toddler. You were walking around a house, a very unfamiliar house to you now but it seemed like the you in the dream knew where you were going. You ended up walking to the living room, and that's when you saw your 'papa' looking in the area. But he wasn't your 'papa' he looked menacing. And in this you knew you were terrified of him. His dark eyes, the evil look. Then you woke up screaming, and he ran in, as you ended up pushing yourself away, backing into a corner screaming in terror. He wasn't mad at you. Just worried, and you felt so silly. But you never said he was the nightmare you had. You didn't mention a word of what the nightmare was. Because somehow you knew he wouldn't react pleasantly to it. When you were younger your instincts never let you down. When you met Henry as a child you knew he was going to be bad news, seeing him grow up solidified that feeling. What happened two nights ago… it definitely made the feeling you had before valid. You always wanted to brush off the feeling, but it was different. It stayed and festered, even though you never tried to let it affect your relationship with your father there was always some part of you that was wary of him. Having these dreams, suddenly made everything fall into place though. You had vague memories of a woman you called mom and then growing up, you'd never had many friends. You would make them no problem but soon after meeting your father they'd lose interest in you. Giving terrified glances during class that no one believed you noticed. These dreams were real, the memory of that woman, it wasn't your real mother. And if they were real that meant that your father wasn't your father. He was your kidnapper and he was a killer.
'I need to see all of you soon.' The group read the text over and over. It was a simple text from someone they haven't talked to in 2 days. Stan said everything was alright and that he apologized but they were still worried. You became a fixture in their lives at this point. Someone who brought them comfort and joy, something they hadn't felt for a human in a long time. The need to protect you. Stan was avoiding the questions from them, and it seemed like you would be revealing what the answer would be.
Growing up, you'd always felt as if you were a strong individual. Someone who couldn't be hurt when people left the way they did. Someone who would be the rational leader. You didn't feel that way anymore though. You were scared. News about finding someone in the woods near your apartment never came up. Henry was still out there and he was most likely pissed. You didn't want to leave the apartment but you knew you had to see them soon. Sending that text solidified the need for it. You had questions, and you knew they'd be the only ones to answer them. You were being very careful, slipping out and making sure there was no one outside before leaving. You were sure to be extra careful, being more cautious and to make sure you didn't hurt yourself anymore. The bruise was less obvious now, and you had something to make sure it wouldn't be too bad to walk around. It didn't take long before you were in front of their apartment and knocking on their door. Stan was the one to open it, and thankfully he didn't look too surprised to see you. He moved out of the way so you could go in and they were all in the living room, waiting for you.
"We have a lot to talk about." You said, taking a deep breath and looking down, "all of us. This isn't about Stan and I. It's about all of us." Richie looked really confused. Were you going to tell them you didn't want to see them again too? Because they didn't do more to Stan with making him be nice?
"Do you not want to be friends anymore y/n?" Eddie asked, honest fear in his voice. When you looked up startled, he could feel that he was wrong though. So what was it then?
"I've had… dreams. For as long as I could ever remember I've had dreams about people. People in the past who've been dead a long time." You said, looking at them. "Two nights ago, when I ran out… I was almost-"
"You were hurt." Stan cut you off, his voice tight. You turned to look at him, not quite annoyed but startled he even said anything.
"I was hurt. By someone I've known since I was a kid. An honest to god creep." You said, Richie quickly stood up, looking furiously at Stan. "Richie I swear to god if you interrupt me because you're mad and you think Stan hurt me, I will kick your ass." You said quickly, angry that he even attempted to think it was Stan who hurt you. You knew he would never do that. Because… Stan was Stanley. You sighed. "When were you guys going to tell me?"
They looked confused at you. Except Mike, he knew.
"She mean when were we going to tell her we were dead." Mike said, looking down. The group looked startled at the revelation that you knew. Stan looked uncomfortable, like he just knew you what you thought. He's such a dumbass thinking you changed that much.
"I get it ya know? Like you probably thought that I was going to say you all were evil or should have stayed dead or something. But really? Did you really think I could ever think that about you?" You asked. You looked at Mike and you knew he could answer it.
"Not all of us remember what happened. We can remember our names and have vague memories of what it was like back then and our deaths. We don't remember much else though." Mike said, he was still avoiding your eyes though.
"W-we thou-ught y-you'd ha-ate us y/n." Bill said, he was stuttering and some small part of you remembered he only stuttered at this point because he was nervous. "We-we've lost p-people before. T-they've left us b-before. T-they've thre-eatened us before." He couldn't look at you. He was scared, hell you were scared but you were scared of what they must have thought of themselves.
"I'm surprised though. You're not like us. You're alive y/n. You're young and you're alive, so how did you even find out? How did you have those dreams?" Mike asked, he placed a hand on Bill's shoulder to steady his friend, a means to make sure he was grounded in the present. You looked at them.
"I've had them for a long time. The earliest I can remember was when I was eight years old. I had a dream about this small village? I guess you could say." You said, you didn't see how Stan stiffened behind you though, and how he looked at you afterwards. "In it I couldn't have been more than like 2 or 3. I was a toddler and I was running around. And I called-"
"Me." Stan said, cutting you off. You turned to face him, and you noticed how shocked he looked. Since you'd thought they were dreams you never believed that he actually remembered, even when he was crying to you that he'd never forget you. "You called out Beanly. But you said Stanley. That was me." He finished.
Bev was the one to break the tension. "Stans always remembered. What happened with him. All of it." She said.
"And you guys didn't have the luxury of having the same thing?" You asked. They all shook their heads.
"We couldn't. The one who turned us, he. He said he couldn't let us remember." Ben said, he looked paler than he should've. But to be fair when you said you knew about them it terrified him way more than it should have considering he knew you wouldn't be able to hurt them. You flinched when they said he didn't want them to remember. You knew who he was. Mike noticed.
"You know him don't you?" He asked, and they all shifted to focus on you once more. You sighed.
"He's my father." You said, they all looked at you shocked. "And I think he kidnapped me."
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#stanley uris#stanley uris x reader#IT AU#im sorry i put the group as having the confrontation but like??? im afraid to write the other one tbh#i dont wanna disappoint anyone with it ya know?#enjoy through
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He Really Knew Well Enough - a corrected meta
so when I came into this fandom, it was so gung-ho on this one line. I made it my blog title. I write an entire fic based off this one line. This one line is the Entire reason I am invested in a romantic relationship for reddie. And no one was talking about it, so I was like alright everybody lemme school you.
now it’s a certified ThingTM and lemme tell ya a bitch is a little bit proud. but let me tell you Why it should be such a thing. (& finally correct myself for the other meta with too many notes to be wrong.)
(for those who have no context for this question: in the book, after eddie dies, richie cries. upon the realization he has to leave him where he is to ensure the safety of everyone else, he kisses him on the cheek, promptly grows absolutely enraged and attacks the door that the Very dead pennywise is on the other side of. when everyone is like …wtf, bev asks why he did that. he verbally replies “i don’t know” and the narration tells us ‘but he knew well enough.’)
I want to paint a picture out of that, for a second, though. We’ve got five characters in this scene. We’re in a dark, upsetting sewer. One person is Eddie, who is dead. Then we have Ben, who just freshly smashed some eggs and he’s... tired. Then there’s Bev, whom, moments before, was nearly as distraught as Richie. And then there’s Bill, who says next to nothing for this entire scene.
Bev / Richie / Eddie is such an interesting dynamic in this book. The boys love Bev, and she loves them. And Bev was sobbing in the moments before, because her friend, whom she loved dearly, died.
And Richie loves both of them. In fact, when Richie re-meets IT as an adult, he’s taunted by IT about both of them, and just the two of them:
He says something akin to “we’ll have a party. Bev can come and bring her wedding ring, and Eddie can come and wear saddle shoes.”
Which. That wedding ring comment I think is just another knock at Richie, who, I believe, never knew as empathically as Ben and bill whether or not he liked Bev, but it was always at the back of his mind. The saddle shoe comment is interesting, because in the fifties they were commonly worn by everyone (thanks to Elvis) but before that and then after they were really just seen as women’s shoes (they’re the shoes sandy and the pink ladies wore in grease.)
What I think IT is really getting at here, if he were a sneering childhood bully and not an all knowing space monster is that: “you can bring your girlfriend who doesn’t actually like you, or you can bring your other girlfriend because you like him like that, too, don’t you?”
so. Eddie is dead, bev is crying, all of this leads to upset Richie: and he freaks out and kicks a door.
But here’s the thing about IT: these people are not what most adults would consider to be true friends. They haven’t, as far as we know, seen each other, in upwards of 25 years. They are not impactful in each other’s every day lives.
For Bev to even ask why he would (react so emotionally, when she herself is crying), means that Richie must have been absolutely fucking ballistic.
the thing about it is: richie is stated, over and over again, by 6/7 members of the losers club, as confusing. As “not quite getting him,” or “not knowing what he was all about.” Richie thus far has had difficulty expressing his emotions. he hides a Lot under characters. the only exception to this rule, is bill. bill thinks that Richie A MAN HE HASNT SEEN IN 27 YEARS knows him/understands him better than ANYONE ELSE IN HIS LIFE. And he feels the same way in the opposite, too.
I Truly Hate Stephen King, bc in a very believable way, he isolates the reader from richie, the way richie isolates the other characters. richie, as a man especially, is set up to the reader as not a liar, but a half-truth teller. he does this with his boss at the beginning, he does it to the woman he’s with. he doesn’t lie to them, he just doesn’t necessarily disclose the entire truth.
it’s stated over and over again: what Richie is really scared of is who he really is.
it’s in his narrative as a child. When he watches the werewolf movie, he fears seeing himself that way:
“The Teenage Werewolf was somehow scarier, though... perhaps because he also seemed a little sad. What had happened wasn’t his own fault. There was this hynpotist who had fucked him up, but the only reason he’d been able to was because the kid who turned into the werewolf was full of anger and bad feelings. Richie found himself wondering if there were many people in the world hiding bad feelings like that. Henry Bowers was just overflowing with bad feelings, but he sure didn’t bother hiding them.”
“Stitched on the bloody left breast of the Werewolf’s jacket, stained but readable, were the words RICHIE TOZIER”
Richie Tozier is scared of his own emotions, and he’s scared of who he really is, and he time and time again shoves that under some voice or another.
But he knew well enough is not the the first time richie does something of this nature. It’s very similarly stated when he’s a kid:
“I don’t get you dad,” but he was afraid he did.
And he does the same concept without the wording, not disclosing what he was truly thinking/feeling, constantly.
And if his answer were authentically “my friends just got eaten by a spider” it would have been easy enough to say that. But Richie knows it’s not.
“I don’t know.” But he knew well enough. fucking DESTROYS me because it discloses to the reader 1. that he lied to bev 2. that he knows why he’s upset. 3. but not why he’s upset.
IT’S SUCH A FUCKING RICHIE TOZIER MOVE. it kills me. fyi. he’s upset because he loves eddie. it’s crashing over him how much he loves eddie. & he died saving richie’s life. he loves him, he’s gone, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
And bill says nothing. Probably because bill knows. Bill just doesn’t have to ask.
and non-reddie people can take it as any kind of love they wanna take it as -i have my own reasons for thinking it’s romantic,-, but this is really what i get out of it:
“why did you do that?” “i don’t know.” Because he loved him.
“why did you do that” “i love him.”
which richie would never just out-right say - probably not even in his own mind which is another fucking ted talk this is not well written i’m so sorry. put but he knew well enough on my fucking gravestone.
Oh, and if you’re thinking: “but what, how can one line make u ship a whole ass couple.”
I respond with: “Richie Tozier Knew Well enough and so should you.”
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yo it’s me continuing preggers Eddie. “you do know you’re gonna have to tell him eventually.” beverly says as she glances at a clearly stressed Eddie. “Well technically he doesn’t have to, he’ll figure it out when the baby comes out with the same god for saken hair and bucked teeth.” Bill counters as he throws popcorn into Mike’s awaiting mouth. Eddie turns and glares at them and if looks could kill they be way more than a few feet under. “You guys say it like this easy, how tf would you
would you tell your best friend since forever that your pregnant with his child.” “Easy. All you have to say is: Richie, i’m pregnant. and it’s yours.” Beverly shrugs and it’s kind of pissing Eddie of how she’s treating this like it’s some mundane thing like laundry. “It’s not that easy Beverly. God he’s gonna hate me. You guys know how he feels about kids.” Eddie starts up on a rant and while he’s ranting he doesn’t even realizes said person is standing in the door way with a gaped mouth tbc
the others try to stop him. “god i knew i never should’ve had sex w/ him I -“ “Eddie-“(Stan) “ who gets knocked up by their best friend-“ “Eddie.”(Benverly) “he doesn’t even want kids. oh no.” “Eddie”(Bill&Mike) “he’s gonna hate me and the baby! i’m gonna be a single parent and i’ll turn into my mother and-“ “EDDIE!(everyone sans richie) “What?” eddie finally breaks out of his rant and he turns deathly pale as he turns to what his friends are pointing at. the upcoming parents stare at tbc
stare at each other for what seems like forever before Eddie jerks back and Richie recognizes the look on his face before he can get out “Eddie don’t” Eddie has grabbed his jacket, pushed past Richie & running towards the elevator before anyone can move. “fast fucker” he curses before turning to the rest of his friends,”Anyone wanna explain to me what just happened?” As Ben goes to speaks Beverly stops him” Nope. You need to hear it from Eddie, himself. As much as we love you, you guys need
to talk to each other like adults and figure out what you need to do.” and with that she pushes him out of Stanlonbrough’s apartment and locks the door. Richie sighs before making his way to the elevator to go find what would be his future. Eddie ran and ran not looking back and when he finally stopped he realizes he’s at the ‘secret garden’ richie dubbed back when they first found it behind their apartment building they discovered it while taking a walk and hadn’t realized they walked tbc
out into the woods behind the building and there had been a little passageway to a clearing where the sun shined in beautifully and a few wild flowers lived and the bench they had put down seeing as it looked like no-one was using it and Eddie sighed in relief sitting down and looked up into the sky, eyes watering before he placed his head in hands. Eddie doesn’t know how long he cried but he doesn’t remember falling asleep either, so when he woke up in his bed and in new clothes
he had a minor heart attack but that was quickly floored by the urge to vomit. Eddie races to the bathroom and throws up heavily. he barely registers the hand on his back running comfortingly up&down. when it finally stops he stands up not even glancing at the richie as he brushes his teeth a little harder than usual which causes richie to take the brush from his hands. “Eddie, please talk to me.” Eddie swallows thickly before shaking his head,”there’s nothing to talk about.” Eddie slides under
Richie’s arm and makes his way towards the kitchen and he’s happy that Richie’s backed off even if it won’t last for long so he hurriedly pours his milk into his bowl of cereal and bolts to his room. Eddie’s been hiding in his room for about two hours now and he figures it’s safe to leave seeing as the last time he heard any movement was a half hour ago and it sounded like a door and figured Richie got tired of waiting for him to come out & left. when Eddie opens he finds out he is vey wrong
and before he can react Richie is pushing him back into his room and pulls himself inside before locking the door. “No one is leaving this room until we talk everything out. now go sit down, we have a lot to talk about.” Richie orders and Eddie immediately does what he says bc stern Richie is scary(and kinda hot but we’ll talk about that later). Eddie sits on the furthest corner of his bed with his knees pressed against his chest looking at anything but Richie.”Well. What are you
waiting for? start talking.”Richie demands and Eddie almost starts to protest with why but he’s knows this entire situation is his fault. “So as you can gather, I’m pregnant. With your baby.” Eddie starts awkwardly before he can say anything Richie interrupts,” Well duh. You haven’t slept with anyone beside me in the past three years.” and again Eddie goes to protest but stops once realizing Richie’s not wrong. “okay you don’t have to rub it in my face asshat and you haven’t slept w/ anyone
anyone else either. anyways i-uh found out about two weeks ago when i woke up vomiting and realized i missed my period and i went to buy a pregnancy test and Stan found me. we came back here and i took them and all three came out positive and that same day i scheduled for a doctor’s appointment and yea they confirmed that i was in-fact pregnant and my first prenatal visit is in two or three weeks. You don’t have to come any of them, i know how you feel about kid thing and it’s fine. i can do
do this on my own. i understand completely if you want nothing to do with me or the ba-“ Eddie falters when he finally looks up at Richie to see him right in-front him w/ this strange expression, he almost looks angry but the sadness dulls the look of anger. “Why wouldn’t I come?” Eddie goes to respond but is cut off. “Why wouldn’t I come? Why would I not be there every step of the way? This isn’t just your child Eddie, it’s mine too.” Richie snaps. “But, I-I” “But what?” “ but Richie I’ve
explicitly heard you say you don’t want children on multiple occasions, why would this one make any difference?” Eddie fumbles with the end of his shirt not looking his best friend in the eye. “It makes a difference because..” “because?” “it makes a difference because yeah i never wanted to have children if they weren’t with you. and i figured i’d never actually have a baby with you,ever. what would be the point in having a child with someone you’d never love as much as you loved someone
else?” “Love” “yes, love! like deeply in love. i’m so far gone it’s not even funny. how have you not noticed? oh my god you’re so oblivious.” “oblivious? i am not oblivious! if anyone here is, it’s you. i’ve been in love with you since the the fifth grade!” “ oh you’ve got nothing on me babe. i’ve been in love with you since the very first time we met and you punched me in the face for making fun of Bill’s stutter. and what grade was that? oh yeah, the third grade. i’ve got you beat sweet cheeks.” Richie smirke
d moving Eddie so that he was planted firmly in his lap.“Are we really arguing about who loved who longer?” Eddie asked leaning forward so that their foreheads touch. Richie hums before brushing his lips against Eddie’s soft ones. This kiss is slow and purposeful, like they are trying it put all of the years of pent up feelings into it.
“So, we’re really gonna do this. We’re gonna raise a child together.” Eddie whispers pulling back to tuck his face into Richie’s neck and sigh contently as Richie traces patterns into his back.“Yea, we’re gonna do this. It’ll be rough but we’ll make it as long as we stick together. If we’re together there’s nothing we can’t do.” Richie assures and Eddie raises up to peck him softly on the lip, “Let’s take a nap. I’m exhausted Bubba.” “I love you, I love you so much.” Eddie breathes into Richie’s chest after they find a comfortable position. “I love you too, more than you’ll ever know.” Richie says playing with Eddie’s wavy hair watching as he drifts to sleep.
god visited my inbox again and fed me well
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