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[andrewmoocow]

Little Homeworld Life chapter 26: Hostile Takeover (originally posted on June 19, 2023)

AN: It has all come to this. The end begins here. The final episode of Little Homeworld Life is here at last, and after that will be Steven Universe: Snake Eyes. It has been an honor delivering such consistent quality writing to this fandom, and I'll be damned if I don't enjoy doing it again one last time before I finally decide to move onto other stories I've left to dry for too long.

Synopsis: Connie returns home from college just as Black Rutile takes over Little Homeworld and holds the Crystal Gems captive. With their alien friends in danger, the people of Beach City decide to repay the Crystal Gems by joining together to save them from Black Rutile.

Cast:

Grace Rolek as Connie

Noël Wells as Black Rutile

Kimberly Brooks as Jasper, Skinny Jasper, Carnelian, Superfan Rose, Hippie Rose, Shy Rose, Cherry Quartz, Biggs Jasper

Lauren Ash as White Topaz

Amy Sedaris as Teal Zircon

Martha Higerada as Topaz

Della Saba as Aquamarine

Charlyne Yi as Eyeball, Doc, Navy, Leggy, Army

Christine Pedi as Holly Blue Agate

Casey Lee Williams as Cat's Eye

Hayley Kiyoko as Morganite

Jinkx Monsoon as Emerald, Chest Emerald

Melissa Fahn as Demantoid, Eyeball Demantoid

Kari Wahlgren as Pyrope

Jon Wurster as Marty

Shanelle Grey as Sally Grove

Larissa Gallagher as Bluebird Azurite

May Calamawy as Chrome Chalcedony

Susanne Blakeslee as Pietersite

Estelle as Garnet

Michaela Dietz as Amethyst, Famethyst, Tiger's Eye

Deedee Magno-Hall as Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Volleyball, Black Pearl Brigade

Shelby Rabara as Peridot, Squaridot

Jennifer Paz as Lapis, Laz, Zuli, Phoenix Lapis

Uzo Aduba as Bismuth

Dee Bradley Baker as Lion, Concretes

Tom Scharpling as Greg

Matthew Moy as Lars, Dante

Kate Micucci as Sadie

Indya Moore as Shep

Enuka Okuma as Rhodonite

Kathleen Fisher as Fluorite

Ashly Burch as Rutile Twins

Erica Luttrell as Padparadscha Sapphire

Mary Elizabeth McGlynn as Priyanka

Crispin Freeman as Doug

Andrew Kishino as Kevin

Reagan Gomez Preston as Jenny, Kiki

Godfrey as Kofi

Zach Steel as Ronaldo

Brian Posehn as Sour Cream

Lamar Abrams as Buck Dewey

Colton Dunn as Mr. Smiley

Toks Olagundoye as Mayor Nanafua

Joel Hodgson as Bill Dewey

Eugene Cordero as Jamie

Atticus Shaffer as Peedee

Billy Merritt as Mr. Fryman

Kristin Chenoweth as Sheena Synstylae

Nancy Linari as Martha

Brian George as Mr. Frowney

Jackie Buscarino as Vidalia

Aparna Nancherla as Nephrite, Lemon Jade

Ian Jones Quartey as Snowflake Obsidian, Bixbite

Michelle Maryk as Larimar

Auli'i Cravalho as Orange Spodumene

Kimiko Glenn as Blue Chalcedony

Tara Platt as Heaven Cubic Zirconia, Earth Cubic Zirconia

Tara Strong as Grossular Diopside

Phillipa Soo as Chrysocolla

Anika Noni Rose as Watermelon Tourmaline (fusion), Watermelon Tourmaline

Aimee Carrero as Moonstone

Gal Gadot as Desert Glass

Willa Holland as Albite

Maddie Ziegler as Serpentine

Courtenay Taylor as Beryl

Sarah Jessica Parker as Dumortierite

Cavetown as Diaspore

Emily King as Kunzite

Alex Newell as Monazite

Alyson Hannigan as Lavenderine

Avi Roque as Cinnabar

Gina Torres as Andesine

Awkwafina as Kyanite

Allison Janney as Pyrite

Zehra Fazal as Zoisite

Lena Hall as Bloodstone

Jodie Whittaker as Xenotime

Idina Menzel as Amazonite

Halsey as Tanzanite

Mia Barron as Apatite

Sarah Stiles as Spinel

Christine Baranski as Hessonite

Olivia Olson as Citrine, Citrine Twins

Lin-Manuel Miranda as President Eduardo Suarez

Wendie Malick as Vice President Theresa Maxwell

GZA as Major General Wade Grant

Tim Curry as General Lloyd Waller

John Kassir as Reginald Johnson

Stephanie Beatriz as Arleen Suarez

Xolo Mariduena as Huey Suarez

Leslie Grace as Riley Suarez

Pierce Brosnan as Bane Jones

Hugh Jackman as Beckham Jordan

James Monroe Iglehart as Coach Matt Monroe

Karen Fukuhara as Makoto Fuji

Matthew Rhys as Dr. James Brenner

T-Pain as Sam Galley

Christoph Waltz as Francis von Bowling

Rob Paulsen as Mr. Shreds

David Kaye as Collar

Roger Craig Smith as Tank

Alex Hirsch as Lawrence Abrams

Zach Callison as Steven, Onion, Cactus Stevens, Topiary Stevens

Featuring Christopher McDonald as Carl Grove

And Betsy Sodaro as Maureen Grove

--

"It just feels so good to be bad." Black Rutile gloated to the Crystal Gems as she held them prisoner in a makeshift prison. Today had quite possibly been the best day she has ever had on Earth. Black Rutile had now converted multiple Gems to her coalition of rebels, whether by force or through coercion, her enemies were now hers to torment, and their precious Little Homeworld into her newest evil lair. "I haven't felt this utterly delighted to be victorious since the siege of Tweenis 12, I feel like singing! Maestro?"

Amazonite turned on a music player at her master's command, causing Black Rutile to sing a reprise of a familiar song. "Wither the rose! Growing shadows! Sow a world of chaos! Wither the rose! Only highs, no lows! In a world of chaos!"

"Is this really the time to be singing?" Pearl muttered as she tried to break free from her chains.

"Ha!" Black Rutile laughed in response before looking out at her various enforcers. "Come on minions, hurry along! Soon, Beach City will be gone! I could squeeze myself with glee, first the Diamonds and then this galaxy! I really stopped at nothing, gaslighting, terrorism, and lying!" she declared. "Whatever it takes to get revenge, you really can't blame me for trying."

Little Homeworld soon began hovering over Beach City, casting a dark shadow over a large portion of the town while the townies had no idea what was going on. Suddenly, the water holding the Gem village in the air began firing at the humans, making them scurry in fear as Black Rutile finished her song. "Wither the rose! Growing shadows! Sow a world of chaos! Wither the rose! Don't you doze!"

"This planet is basically ours!" Aquamarine sang along.

"We have control over its superpowers!" Eyeball added triumphantly.

"You are helpless to resist!" Holly Blue proclaimed.

"There's no way for you to persist!" Cat's Eye declared.

"Saying sorry just won't cut it!" Cinnabar boomed.

"This universe will be ours, bit by bit!" Andesine stated.

"You thought you could contain us," Black Rutile sang out in victory. "but you can no longer discuss!"

"Genocide, slaughtering, jingoism, in enemy blood, we shall wade!" the seven Gems joined together in harmony. "Rutile Rebels come celebrate, as we make these foolish Crystal Gems fade!" By the time the song ended, Black Rutile looked out at the destruction below her and began making a speech. "People of Beach City, do not look away!" she bellowed to the humans below. "You witness a Rutile's revival, and the birth of her new empire!"

"What do you want now, Black Rutile?!" Lars yelled from below.

"What I want is recognition!" Black Rutile responded. "As you can see, I have officially conquered Little Homeworld and taken the Crystal Gems as my prisoners. The means as to how it can fly can all be blamed on their dear friend, Lapis Lazuli." She looked over at Lapis, who was sitting on the Warp Pad with a blank look on her face. "Despite what the Crystal Gems believed, Little Homeworld was the aspiration of idiots and dreamers! A mere tool to indoctrinate poor, unfortunate Gems who were living lives free of their tyranny. But unfortunately for them, I am far smarter than the average Gem, so I continued planning my revenge for months on end, which leads me today." She then sent out her drones, ready to attack at any moment. "Either surrender to me at once or else your pathetic little town will go bye-bye! Bye-bye."

Down below, Jasper and White Topaz were watching the carnage the entire time, lying in wait for an opportunity to strike back at Black Rutile and save their friends. "So, any idea on how to stop her?" Jasper asked her girlfriend. "I mean, it's just a bunch of us Gems that she could convert at any moment with those Blasters."

"Well, one thing's for certain, Black Rutile has gone too far this time." White Topaz declared. "We kept giving her second chance after second chance, but she always used them to try and destroy us! I've had enough of this! Once we defeat her, she's going straight to Revanche 666 where she belongs!"

"Someone's got leftover issues they need resolving." Teal Zircon added as she popped up behind the two big Gems. "Okay, Topaz and I have spent the last few minutes coming up with a plan."

"If it involves doing something astronomically stupid, then I don't want in." Jasper stopped Teal before she could finish. "What makes you think you could come up with an intelligent plan?"

"Because outside of being the obnoxious but lovable comic relief, I am actually far more observant than you think I am." TZ declared. "Which is why I am 10,000,000,000% certain that my plan will work."

"I'd like to see you try." Jasper scoffed before White Topaz placed a hand on her shoulder.

"Come on honey, just hear her out." White Topaz suggested. Jasper knew she couldn't disappoint her lover, so she relented with a sigh.

"Okay, proceed." Jasper groaned and let Teal explain.

"I say instead of just saving the day ourselves, we team up with the humans to save the world from Black Rutile!" Teal declared proudly. "The people of Beach City have been around us long enough to know what to do in situations like this, and we've gained a few allies over the years to back us up."

"I get what you're saying now." Jasper nodded proudly. "Like him for example!" As if on cue, Dr. James Brenner walked up to the three Gems. "I found him falling to his doom when Black Rutile threw him out. He's her psychologist, ergo, he should know exactly what she's thinking!"

"You are indeed correct, Jasper." Brenner declared. "I have been forced to watch as Black Rutile's schemes took shape, hoping that maybe my advice would get through to her, but alas, my words fell on deaf ears. Perhaps joining forces with all of you can help me redeem myself for being so powerless to help her."

"Great, we have our first recruit!" Teal Zircon cheered while giving the psychologist a hearty slap on the back. "Okay guys, I'll go gather the troops! You two on the other hand will have to find a very special someone."

"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" Jasper then asked White Topaz.

"I think so Jasp, but Pete Rose?" White Topaz replied oddly, making Jasper raise an eyebrow at such a non-sequitur. "I mean, can we trust him?"

"No, I think Teal means we should fetch Connie!" Jasper yelled. "You and I both know she's been throwing a wrench in Black Rutile's plans multiple times! Her first invasion of Earth, the Steven monster crisis, and the alternate universe business, all of them had Connie involved and she played some role in stopping them all! You see what I'm getting at here?"

"Yeah, I get it now!" White Topaz exclaimed. "To Connie's house!" Just as the two raced off, a small black spy drone was watching the pair and quickly began following them.

--

"Breaking news all the way from Beach City!" Lawrence Abrams announced on the news. "The alien terrorist Black Rutile is once again laying waste to Beach City, and at the same time, our beloved president has been subject to a violent uprising against legions of angry Arnold Clump supporters led by the alt-right Internet personality Reginald Johnson. Are these two events connected? We'll be back after the break with more updates."

"Sweet Manila in the claws of light." Doug Maheswaran gasped in shock as he and Connie watched Black Rutile's invasion on the news. "This is probably something Steven should take care of, right?"

"Hopefully he at least knows what's going on," Connie added as she prepared to reach for her phone, only to hear a knock on the door. "Can someone get that?"

"Don't worry Connie, I'll get it," Priyanka said to her daughter as she opened the door to find Jasper and White Topaz waiting for her outside. "Oh, you must be that Jasper and Topaz who tore apart Beach City."

"You are never going to let go of that." Jasper declared. "Anyways, we need to see your daughter. The world is in danger and we need everyone we can get to save it."

"Right here!" Connie exclaimed while she raced up to the front door with her sword at the ready. "Come on guys, the Crystal Gems need us!"

"Yeah, about that." White Topaz stated nervously. "They kind of broke up because Black Rutile exposed Bismuth for poofing Lapis and is now holding them all hostage at Little Homeworld. Plus, Lapis officially betrayed them to Black Rutile and is helping make Little Homeworld fly. You know what, I think I know of a way to explain this better."

White Topaz then turned her fingers into puppet versions of the Crystal Gems to further go in depth about their situation. "Hey, what's this I hear about Bismuth poofing me and setting me on this path of torment and betrayal?!" her imitation of Lapis complained. "Oh no, the jig is up!" an imitation of Bismuth exclaimed. "Okay, I did poof you, Lapis, but I didn't mean to!"

"Saying you didn't mean it won't save you from me!" the shadow puppet of Lapis yelled before lunging at Bismuth, only for Garnet and Pearl to stop her.

"Top thirty reasons why Bismuth is sorry." The puppet version of Pearl stated. "Number 5 will surprise you."

"Top thirty anime deaths," puppet Lapis continued. "number one: YOUR BUTT RIGHT NOW!"

"I'm just here to be supportive!" a shadow puppet of Amethyst said as she took Lapis and Peridot's side in the tussle, ending with White Topaz making "whoop whoop whoop" sounds as she started twiddling her fingers into a big clump. "And scene!"

"Okay, I'm going to need a refresher here." Priyanka said, shocked at the bizarreness of White Topaz's show. "What does this all mean?"

"Look, the point is that Teal Zircon and all the Gems Black Rutile didn't convert are gathering everyone in Beach City to fight back against Black Rutile, and we believe Connie is the best possible candidate to lead them all." Jasper explained in brief. "If anyone else wishes to join, you're free to come along."

"But what about Steven?" Connie asked. "Surely he'd know what to do in this situation." Suddenly, the tracking drone from earlier emerged from Jasper's hair, making her and White Topaz wonder if it was following them the whole time, and dropped into Connie's hands to deliver a message from Black Rutile.

"Ah, Connie Meka-Leka-Hi-Meka-Hiney-Ho-Swanson, we meet again." The hologram of Black Rutile smirked at her message's intended recipient. "If you are seeing this message, then you're already well aware of my latest revenge scheme and how frequently you've been playing a part in my constant failures. I would kill you and your parents right here and now, but I believe that would be too easy." The very thought of being killed by such a madman unnerved the Maheswarans. "Which is I offer you this challenge! Meet me at the flying Little Homeworld in ninety minutes to face me for the fate of your wretched world, and bring company too. And for an extra challenge, Steven must not get involved in the slightest. Lose, I will kill each and every single one of you. Win?" She let out an evil chuckle. "The only winner will be me, no matter what. Allons-y!"

The drone then shut down and crumbled to pieces of metal in Connie's hand. Despite the threat to her life, it only made her more determined. "Take us to Beach City."

--

Later at Beach City, Teal Zircon was true to her word and had assembled the entirety of its citizens and then some to discuss their plans to stop Black Rutile. Along with all the Gems that escaped Black Rutile's earlier assault, there was the Barriga family and the Off-Colors, Sadie & Shep, the former Cool Kids, the Pizza and Fryman families, Mr. Smiley and Mr. Frowney, Jamie, Kevin, Onion and his friends, Vidalia, Yellowtail, and Sheena Synstylae. In addition, Teal had also managed to get into contact with Bane Jones, Beckham Jordan, Matt Monroe, Makoto Fuji, and Sam Galley. Now, all that was left was Connie and her parents to make their makeshift army complete.

"My my Teal Zircon, you assembled quite an assortment of characters here." Brenner nodded at all the humans and Gems gathered together to stop Black Rutile. "But do you think this will be enough to stop her?"

"Oh, I know so!" Teal yelled excitedly. "You know those kinds of movies and TV shows where there's a team of people who cannot function together, but they pull through regardless? That's what I'm going for here. On our own, we're just a bunch of misfits. But when we're together, now that's something special." Just then, Connie, her parents, Jasper, and White Topaz appeared behind her from a portal created by Lion. "And there's our girl of the hour! Let's give her a hand!"

Everyone began applauding as Connie walked up to Teal Zircon. "Uh, hello everybody, thank you for inviting me to your little get-together. I'm afraid I'm going to need some catching up to do on what's been going on. I don't think a funny little puppet show is enough."

"Then allow me," Brenner said before he spoke to the audience. "As some of you may not know, our 'dear friend' Black Rutile", He put "dear friend" in air-quotes. "has enacted quite possibly her greatest revenge plot yet, and I bore witness to the fruits of her labor overtime as I was assigned to be her criminal psychologist. She has assembled criminal masterminds, bigoted online personalities, more old enemies of the Gems, and forlorn Gems looking for a place to belong. I have tried multiple times to convince her that she wasn't doing the right thing, but she kept ignoring me at every turn."

"Online personalities like who?" Ronaldo raised his hand, making the rest of the crowd turn to him. "You mean Sally Grove? I've had tons of arguments with her about the Gems before."

"Precisely that," James explained. "I have no idea why she is so cruel, but she seemed perfect as one of Black Rutile's top lieutenants, using her social media influence to gather more human followers through the Internet. There is also Francis von Bowling and his cohorts from P.H.A.N.T.O.M, no doubt brought in for their vendetta against the Gems too."

"Well, I'll be." Bane Jones muttered in bemusement while preparing a technologically advanced shotgun.

"In addition, Black Rutile is now joined by this Marty fellow, who claims to have his own grudge because Steven took his son away from him." James continued, giving him strained looks from Greg and Vidalia. "Together, these scoundrels have converted multiple Gems through these strange blasters built to brainwash anyone hit by them!"

"It's because of those blasters Black Rutile took away my crew!" Nephrite sobbed into Biggs Jasper's arms.

"She took out almost the entire Famethyst!" Carnelian added.

"And like, tons of other quartz Gems too." Chest Rose stated. "Me, my sibs, Biggs, Tiger's Eye, and Cherry are the only ones left."

"Hopefully what the Black Pearls said about finding a way to restore them is true." Cherry Quartz nervously said, looking over at the Black Pearl Brigade.

"So, what can we all do?" Beckham Jordan asked. "We're all just a bunch of humans and Gems who have no idea how unprepared we are for this! Heck, I'm just a star basketball player who knows more about how to score a point than fighting battles! What would happen if one of us were to die today? Besides, Steven won't be here to help us!"

"I promise you all, I won't let that happen." Connie declared before unsheathing her sword and holding it to the sky. "The Crystal Temps will defend this planet to the end!"

"Wait, is that what we're calling ourselves?!" Kevin yelled from afar. "Why not something cooler like the Substitute Crystal Gems, or something?!"

"It's very sentimental!" Connie hurriedly replied. "Now who's with me?!"

"I am!" Orange Spodumene yelled while raising her hand.

"I am!" Kofi Pizza and Mr. Fryman shouted in unison.

"And me too!" Sam Galley added excitedly. "Also, just want to get this outta the way, but I have a bit of a crush on Amethyst."

"Me three!" Lavenderine shouted, followed by a wave of excitement from the gathered New Crystal Temps.

"Aw, what the heck, I haven't got that long a lifespan anyways." Kevin resigned himself to the cause. While Connie proudly looked over at the crowd united for a singular purpose, she felt a familiar hand touching her shoulder.

"I'm in too." Priyanka proclaimed, much to her daughter's surprise. "After that hospital incident, I feel like it's time for me to get involved in your Crystal Gem business and be on the frontlines."

"Well, someone's a little eager." Brenner smiled at Priyanka before looking over at Doug. "And what shall you do for this, sir?"

"I think I'll go look into the Sally Grove situation." Doug answered. "Her parents deserve to know that their daughter is basically selling out the human race to Black Rutile. But be sure to call me so I can still join in."

"Black Rutile told me that I have to meet her in ninety minutes," Connie announced while looking at her watch. "Well, this announcement went by quicker than expected. Anyways, let's save the world!" The New Crystal Temps then began cheering for their grand leader.

--

Meanwhile, in the dark void of space, Revanche 666 was now completely abandoned following Cinnabar and Andesine's escape from the prison. Black Pearl guards, Bismuths, and Peridots were locked in cells formerly occupied by members of the Rutile Rebels, surviving on a false hope that someone would come to save them. However, two particular prisoners weren't meant to be there. They just wanted to get in, stop a prison riot, and get out. But fate had other plans.

"How long has it been since we were trapped here by Cinnabar's plotting and my own recklessness?" Hessonite muttered to Citrine as the two languished in their prison cells. "Feels like we've been stranded here for eons."

"It's only been a few weeks, Hessonite." Citrine stated. "But yeah, it really has felt like forever. I mean, it would take a miracle for someone to notice that we're stuck here!" Suddenly, the two heard something crash through the walls. "Well, what do you know?"

"Hey, anybody here?!" Spinel yelled as she and Lemon Jade emerged from a spaceship they just crashed into the prison. "The Diamonds were getting worried that something bad happened!"

"Over here Spinel, over here!" Hessonite yelled to Spinel. "Hello, it's me, Hessonite, and yes, I am exactly who you're looking for."

"Yeah, we haven't seen you guys since you went to stop that prison breakout," Spinel answered while turning her hand into a ventriloquist dummy resembling Yellow Diamond. "Old Yeller was like 'I fear something might've gone horribly wrong on Revanche 666. I need someone to volunteer to investigate.' Luckily, I was there to oblige."

"And I simply got dragged along." Lemon Jade added. "So what did happen?"

"We thought Andesine and her entourage had surrendered, but it was all a ruse she and Cinnabar set up to escape," Citrine explained to the visitors. "Now we're all stuck behind bars with no way to leave, no way of contacting anyone outside this prison, and no way to deactivate our cells. Do either of you have any bright ideas?"

"I got one! I saw this on a TV show once." Spinel replied before she leaned on the wall between Hessonite and Citrine's cells and gave it a hard knock, which somehow forced the destabilizing fields guarding the two to deactivate. "Ey!" she added with two thumbs up. "You can thank me later."

"Finally!" Hessonite sighed with relief while shaking Spinel's hand as she emerged from her cell. "But what about everyone else?"

"Don't worry, I got this," Citrine said as she walked out of her cell and straight to the control room.

"So, where are Cinnabar and Andesine now?" Lemon Jade asked Hessonite.

"The two of them are currently on Earth aiding Black Rutile in whatever harebrained scheme she has now planned," Hessonite stated while the prison staff was released from their cells. "We need to act quickly if we want to stop all of them in their tracks."

"Roger roger, live long and prosper and all that!" Spinel exclaimed. "Come on Jade, let's chew bubblegum and kick some butt! And I'm all out of bubblegum."

"I'm not sure if I'm equipped for a fight, but whatever you say, I'll follow," Lemon said as she, Spinel, Hessonite, and Citrine boarded the ship Spinel crashed earlier and took off for Earth to bring Cinnabar & Andesine to justice.

--

"Ocean Town." Doug muttered to himself as he pulled into Beach City's sister town, easily identified by a sign declaring "STILL NOT ON FIRE." His journey ended at a shabby but homely-looking one-story house where he pulled into the driveway before getting out and knocking on the front door. An overweight, middle-aged fellow with a receding hairline, a barely shaved mustache, and clothes that looked like they haven't been washed in days soon answered. "Hello, is this the Grove residence?"

"What's it to ya?" the fat man said while pulling a half-eaten hot dog out of his pocket to shove in his mouth.

"Doug Maheswaran from Beach City." Doug introduced himself to the man while pulling out his ID. "I'm here to speak about your daughter, Sally."

"Oh good, I thought you were here about the body we found on the train tracks." The man sighed in relief before turning his head to call for someone. "Maureen!"

"What?!" what Doug assumed to be the man's wife hollered back.

"We got a cop here to talk about Sally!" the man replied before letting Doug inside and sitting him down and offering him a drink. "Here, have a shot on me."

"No thanks, I'm good." Doug rejected the offer before a skinny woman hiding her bleached blonde hair in a bandana walked into the living room. "Hello there miss, I'm here to talk to you about your daughter's recent activities."

"Ah yeah, Sally." The woman said as she and her husband sat down on the couch. "I always kept hearing her talk with that alien woman on her whatchacallit….computer. Anyways, my name's Maureen Grove and this is my husband Carl."

"Well, that alien woman is a known bigoted criminal who is plotting to destroy the world." Doug revealed, making Carl and Maureen blankly stare at each other in silence. "Something the matter, you two?"

"Shoulda known our girl would do something like this." Maureen Grove shook her head in shame. "If you think Sally's views were a product of an abusive upbringing or some kind of trauma, I'm afraid you're mistaken, officer. She was diagnosed with kajigger disorder or something."

"Antisocial personality disorder." Carl Grove corrected his wife. "What we're saying is that Sally is just not a pleasant person to be around, especially in this current era of that danged Internet. She thrives on being so smug & self-righteous and making people hate her, yet at the same time she wonders why everyone hates her. And we've tried our best to help her, but she always kept picking on us for stupid reasons! It's absurd, I tells ya!"

"So, she brought this upon herself," Doug said while writing down in his notepad. "Would you care to further elaborate on her behavior?"

"She also had this TubeTube channel that barely had any subscribers because people would rather watch cat videos, let's plays, and those creepy kids' videos," Maureen answered. "But then came that weird monster attack last year, where everything changed forever."

--

"Sally honey, time for dinner!" Carl called for his daughter while knocking on the door. "Mama's making chili cheese dogs tonight!"

"I can buy and sell you, old man!" Sally insulted her father from behind her bedroom door.

"Fair enough, just starve then because I'm a man." Carl casually replied as he walked away. "I swear, we have got to get her a therapist soon." He muttered to himself. "Dropping out of college I can understand, but she desperately needs to do something with her life."

"CARL, GET DOWN HERE!" Maureen shrieked for her husband. "SOMEONE'S INTERRUPTED AMERICAN IDOL!"

"They WHAT?!" Carl bellowed as he charged down the stairs to see what was going on. To his alarm, their TV show was cut off by the sudden appearance of Black Rutile on their television screen as she made a speech.

"Greetings to the civilians of this backwater planet. I am Black Rutile, soon to be supreme ruler of the Gem race." Black Rutile introduced herself to audiences around the world. "I come to you today because you are faced with a crisis that has been right under your noses for thousands of years now, and it can all be blamed on the Crystal Gems."

"Nothing that changing the channel won't fix." Carl declared as he picked up the remote and tried switching to another channel. Unfortunately, Black Rutile was interrupting the programming there, and on every other channel too. "What the Sam Hill is going on here?! Who would believe such malarkey?!"

"They have been living among your people since the dawn of man, and have brought numerous world-ending threats along with." Black Rutile's speech continued on Sally's computer, much to her curiosity. "From loads of monsters that were formerly members of their kind, to insane terraformers that stole the ocean for selfish purposes followed by nearly drowning thousands once they returned the water to Earth, a superweapon made from the remains of their own kind that remains buried under the Earth as we speak, repeated counts of abductions and the near-genocide of all organic life." Despite Black Rutile clearly spreading lies about the Crystal Gems, the desperate TubeTube user felt a special sort of parasocial connection to her. "But now we are faced with a new problem, and it's all thanks to one Gem: Pink Diamond. It's because of her that this monstrosity plaguing the Earth at this moment is running amok and the Crystal Gems have done nothing to stop it, or her for that matter. Should you believe this planet is worth saving, something must be done about the Crystal Gems, or you will suffer the consequences. That will be all."

With the end of Black Rutile's warning, Sally's life was changed forever. Her TubeTube channel was then completely overhauled to benefit from her newfound hatred of the Crystal Gems. They caused so much chaos and destruction, yet they're celebrated as heroes. Sally simply gives her opinion, and she's constantly villainized for it. To her, that simply wasn't fair. But what no one realized about Sally was terrified of growing past her bigoted, misanthropic mindset and becoming a better person because she believed kindness and compassion were signs of weakness. And she despised being weak.

--

"Ever since then, that Black Rutile yutz has been a bad influence on our girl." Carl finished his story. "Sally's been completely off her rocker because of her. Every time we tried setting her up with various lovers, she just kept abusing them. Especially this one feller named Fred who she kept saying had a small di-"

"Anything else I should know before I leave?" Doug asked, cutting off Carl before he could finish. "What other crimes has she committed?"

"What hasn't she committed?" Maureen replied. "Thankfully, she hasn't done anything super serious, but she's also formed lynch mobs online against random people she hates, and cyberbullied her so-called friends away. And let's not forget that she wrote some really disturbing fanfiction!" She cringed in disgust at the thought.

"Right, thank you for your time, Mr. and Mrs. Grove, I promise I'll have your daughter returned home so she can get the help she deserves," Doug said as he got up and prepared to leave, only for Carl to stop him.

"Hey, before you go, officer," Carl said before presenting Doug with a chili cheese dog. "care for a chili cheese dog? Can't save the world on an empty stomach."

"You know what? I'll take it." Doug accepted the dog before pulling out his phone. "Connie, I'll be coming back soon. Is everything ready?"

"Almost, Dad," Connie responded. "Bane Jones helped us get everybody weapons for the big fight. We just need to wait on you now."

--

Elsewhere in Washington D.C., President Eduardo Suarez, his vice president Theresa Maxwell, Wade Grant, Lloyd Waller, and his presidential cabinet remained in hiding from the forces of Reginald Anderson. Having just witnessed his family being held hostage, the White House being overtaken, and one of the secret service agents under his employment brutally beaten to near death, the president was naturally anxious about what to do next. What's more, there's no way he can contact the Crystal Gems at the moment. He was at an utter loss at what to do.

"Never seen Eddy this worked up in ages," Theresa muttered in wonder at her president's nervous pacing. "Last time I've seen him like this was when Clump seemed to have beat him in the polls."

"I wouldn't blame him," Lloyd replied. "Country's in crisis again, plus his family is in grave danger. Poor thing looks like he'll have a panic attack at any moment."

"I'll go have a talk with him," Wade said as he walked over to his chief and put a hand on his shoulder. "Mr. President, are you feeling alright? Do you need anything before we make our decision?"

"No, I'm perfectly fine!" Eduardo exclaimed bravely, a far cry from the nervous front he was just putting up. "I'm willing to give everything for this country, as a good president should!" However, his courageous smile was quickly replaced with an insecure frown. "But what can I do when my family's lives are at stake here? One wrong move and I could lose everything."

"You're right, he's giving us a very tough choice here." Wade nodded when he suddenly got an idea. "Wait, I know!" Whatever he whispered into the president's ear, Eduardo was liking what he was hearing. "You got that?"

"I like what you're saying." Eduardo nodded. "Let's do it." Just then, three men opened the doors to One Observatory Drive and walked in. The first man wore a nice suit and was balding, while his two associates were dressed in a tank top and a collared shirt respectively. "Hello there."

"Greetings Mr. President, my name is Mr. Shreds." Mr. Shreds introduced himself to the president. "These are my two associates, Tank and Collar, and we are here to deliver you to Reginald Johnson so you can relinquish your presidency."

"Just move along now and don't keep us waiting!" Collar said as he and Tank took Eduardo by the arms and guided him to their limo. "Any last words, sir?"

"Yes, I'd like to make a personal request to Reginald." Eduardo nodded. "I'd like to have a public debate with him, face to face."

"As absurd as your request is, I shall grant it," Tank replied begrudgingly, not knowing what he was in for as the limousine drove away.

"So what did you tell him?" Theresa asked Wade as the two worriedly watched Eduardo be taken away.

"You'll see." Wade gave the vice president a knowing smirk.

--

"Making yourselves comfortable, Crystal Gems?" Black Rutile asked her prisoners while paying them one last visit to their cell. "Doesn't matter to me, because I got special plans for you."

"What is it now?" Peridot muttered disdainfully. "Is it about how you're so much better than us because you're not us?"

"Whatever it is, just get it over with already," Bismuth added sadly. "I deserve it for what I put Lapis through."

"Yes, yes you did." Lapis harshly agreed. "You poofed me and then forced me to be the dumb little plaything that you'll always throw away when you don't need me."

"You're still depressed about that?!" Black Rutile groaned in irritation as the brainwashed Emerald pulled up a throne for Black Rutile to sit on. "I'm saying that this could all be avoided if you joined me! Over time, I began to realize that the Rutile Rebels aren't as different from the Crystal Gems as I thought. We all started out as nobodies, did something extraordinary that made us different from the rest of our kin, rose to the top, and earned the respect of the Diamonds, only to have all torn down by a person who didn't even care about them." She declared. "I'll admit, when I first heard about Little Homeworld, I wanted to destroy it so bad, especially when you locked me up here. But after spending some time trapped here, I, ever the opportunist, decided that I could make it into something better!"

"Like turning it into our new secret lair for example!" Aquamarine added.

"And we have your stupid bickering to thank for it!" Eyeball said as all the other Rutile Rebels threw their heads back and laughed.

"What I'm trying to say is that there are special people like us who should run the world, and then there are the disgusting humans who deliver our food and fight our wars." Black Rutile continued. "Which is why I'm offering you this one-time opportunity. Let us work together for once so we can truly bring Gems and humans together in peace and harmony!" To emphasize her point, she turned on a news report documenting the attack on the White House. "Refuse, and I shall make you pay with your lives! Bring out the Disintegrator!"

"Wait, the Disintegrator?!" Bismuth shrieked in terror as Sally walked in with a small, glowing boxlike device in her hands that she set on the table. "I thought that was outlawed eons ago! How did you get one?!"

"You'd be surprised what I can accomplish through mixing Gem technology with human garbage." Black Rutile stated while presenting the device. "For those uninformed, most likely you Amethyst, this was an ancient torture device built to execute criminal Gems by grinding them up into dust and dispersing them in the air in a beautiful yet morbid fashion."

"Curious, most curious." Francis von Bowling nodded with intrigue. "And how does it work exactly?"

"Allow me to demonstrate." Black Rutile responded before presenting a small rock she placed in the Disintegrator. She then turned it on, and the rock was instantly ground up into dust in a terrifying show of the machine's power, leaving the Gems horrified yet not surprised she would use something like that. "That oughta show you for brainwashing us all!"

"You're kidding me?" Pearl scoffed. "You claim we're brainwashing Gems against their and forcing them to join our side when that's literally what you are doing with those devices! Those aren't rejuvenating blasters, they're inculcating blasters! All these new Gems of yours say: "All hail Black Rutile! All hail Black Rutile!", but the Gems we teach would never say anything like that. We didn't force them to come here, they made that choice willingly."

"Kind of like how Lapis willingly joined me after I convinced her of how alone we were in the universe?" Black Rutile retorted, pointing to a sullen Lapis in the darkness. "Or how I convinced Sally Grove here to be a kindred spirit?"

"Yeah, that reminds me," Amethyst asked. "How could you team up with someone that obviously evil? Surely, you must have some tragic reason for doing so, right?"

"No, no tragic reason at all," Sally admitted without a single ounce of empathy in her voice. "I just like being hated. It makes me feel powerful."

"Hatred makes all of us powerful." Holly Blue agreed with Sally, with Cat's Eye by her side with her cat Blake in her arms.

"Very powerful." Cat's Eye agreed.

"Okay, we've had enough taunting, let's get to executing!" Black Rutile declared eagerly as she began choosing which Crystal Gem to disintegrate. However, her choice was pretty easy. "Bismuth, do you volunteer as tribute?"

"Wait, what?!" Bismuth muttered as the brainwashed Demantoid and Pyrope freed her from her shackles to be executed. "You won't get away with this, Black Rutile!"

"As a matter of fact, I've gotten away with it months ago." Black Rutile cruelly sneered while shoving the Disintegrator towards Bismuth. "Now, you might feel a little tingle."

"Lapis, please, I'm sorry!" Bismuth cried out for possibly the last time to Lapis, but she didn't seem to listen. All Lapis could do was turn away in shame. As Bismuth was about to be thrown into the machine and the other Crystal Gems cried for Black Rutile not to do it, the Disintegrator was suddenly stabbed with an epee, causing it to shut down. "What?"

"You!" Black Rutile yelled at Tanzanite for destroying her machine. "I have put hours upon hours into building that, and you made it all for nothing!"

"That's because you've gone too far this time, and I can't do this anymore!" Tanzanite yelled angrily while proceeding to free Bismuth, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Peridot from their restraints. "Brainwashing is one thing, but executing too?"

"Are you seriously trying to talk back to your master?" Black Rutile growled angrily. "You know how Rose lied to you, you know how she left you to die and become part of a planet-destroying abomination against your will! I was there for you, and this is how you repay me?!"

"Yes, the Crystal Gems aren't honest, but their intentions are definitely real." Tanzanite declared firmly, bringing a tear to Pearl's eye before her former student was threatened with Black Rutile's bowie knife.

"Take that back and fight for me, or pay the price." Black Rutile ordered Tanzanite to stand down, and the punk purple Gem meekly did as she was told while Navy raced up to her master's side. "Yes, Ruby?"

"We got humans and enemy Gems at 12:00!" Navy yelled hurriedly.

"Did you tell them I hate them?" Black Rutile asked while turning her bowie knife into her sword. "No matter." With a superhuman leap, Black Rutile bounded out of her lair and landed in front of the New Crystal Temps before striking a pose as she drew her sword. "Well, don't stop on my account."

"Black Rutile, we've come to finally bring you to justice!" Connie declared while raising her sword in the air. "In the name of the Crystal Gems, the planet Earth, and the entire universe, we'll punish you for your crimes. And this time, we'll make it permanent. Do you yield?"

Black Rutile just sneered at Connie's bold declaration and responded with simply "I do not." With a snap of her fingers, the other Rutile Rebels, including a reluctant Tanzanite and Lapis, soon gathered behind her to counter Connie's forces. Just then, however, the Crystal Gems leaped out from behind the Rutile Rebels to join Connie and the others, followed by Spinel, Hessonite, Citrine, and Lemon Jade crashing into Little Homeworld on their ship.

"CRYSTAL GEMS!" Garnet roared while summoning her gauntlets. "Assemble." With that, everyone behind Connie roared as they charged into battle against Black Rutile and her enforcers, along with legions of brainwashed Gems, Concrete warriors, and Cactus & Topiary Stevens once again forced to serve Black Rutile. This was a day unlike any other when humans and Gems alike found themselves united against a common foe for the first time in thousands of years. On that day, everyone in Beach City became a Crystal Gem.

--

"Of course, you would find a way to ruin my plans!" Black Rutile said as she got into an intense swordfight with Connie. The battle for Earth had already gotten off to a rousing start. Bane Jones and Beckham Jordan fought side by side against von Bowling and his men, Kevin and Vidalia were up against Marty in a mechanical war suit, and Lars had a rematch with Emerald, among many other battles. "For too long now, you've always been interfering and you didn't even know it!"

"It's called loyalty Black Rutile, something you would probably never know!" Connie retorted before going in for a stab, only to be blocked by Sally Grove fighting back with a laser sword. "And as for you!"

"Don't even try to preach to me, little girl." Sally taunted in her usual high and mighty fashion. "We all know you would've found a way to call your white savior because you have no other personality outside of being his protector! You're a disgrace to your ethnicity, brat!"

"That's what you think, bullying my daughter like that!" Priyanka retorted with a sword of her own to fight Sally and Black Rutile with. "Apologize to her at once or I will reveal everything your parents told my husband!"

"What do you mean I have to apologize?! She attacked me!" Sally said before she realized what the doctor meant. "Wait, really? Oh no, no no no no!"

"Yeah, they told me some pretty messed up stuff about you," Doug said while putting out his notepad and reading what he had written earlier, making Sally writhe in agony while Black Rutile looked disdainfully at her human charge. "Let's see, abusing everyone around you, including your own parents, refusing to grow beyond your toxic personality while also blaming it on everyone around you, that disturbing fanfiction-"

"It's only disturbing from a certain point of view, having sexual relationships with your family members is perfectly normal in some parts of the world!" Sally only kept digging herself deeper into insanity in her attempts to preserve her image, unaware that Ronaldo had been live-streaming her this entire time, and her reputation was falling apart by the second. "Hey, turn that camera off!"

"No way, this is going to make a killing on Keep Beach City Weird!" Ronaldo laughed mischievously. "Wow, these negative comments expressing how betrayed your viewers must be for how much of a hypocrite you're being are coming in by the dozens."

"It's the same story I've seen so many times." Doug shook his head in disgust as Sally had an utter breakdown in front of the Maheswarans and Black Rutile, who was just as disgusted at how pathetic her partner was. "A fine, upstanding bigot. Your nose is so close to the grindstone, you can't see anything else. Meanwhile, the world changes and grows, and you're blind to it! Ignorant and proud of it too."

"Am I glad that's not me!" Black Rutile scoffed hypocritically as Sally was handcuffed and taken somewhere safe until the battle was over. "Now where were we? Oh yes!" She immediately got right back to her clash with Connie.

--

"So, calming down Lapis." Peridot muttered as she, Jasper, and White Topaz stood in front of Lapis and Phoenix Lapis fighting Laz and Zuli. "Got any ideas?"

"You're her life partner, you should know!" Jasper exclaimed while Laz and Zuli fought for their lives. "Paz, got any bright ideas?"

"I think I might have a good idea of what to do." White Topaz declared. "Bismuth, we need your help!"

"I'm in the middle of something here!" Bismuth replied while she was fighting Andesine and Cinnabar. "Oh, you want me to make up with Lapis, right?"

"Hopefully having her back on our side will turn the tide of battle!" White Topaz suggested, causing Bismuth to knock her two opponents out and walk up to her. "Just say what you need to say and hopefully she'll listen."

"This had better work." Bismuth took a deep breath and yelled "HEY LAPIS, OVER HERE!" The four Lapises then turned to see Bismuth below. "No, not you, the one who hates me!" she corrected herself.

"What do you want now?" Lapis angrily asked as she hovered on the ground.

"Listen Lapis, I know you won't ever forgive me and the other Crystal Gems for what we did to you," Bismuth said. "but I swear, if you listen and understand we didn't know what we did, maybe we can finally start making amends."

"Wait, you mean it?" Lapis's face softened in surprise.

"Yeah, we're still your friends!" White Topaz declared happily.

"And besides, I'm the only one who gets to be all sullen and betrayed here!" Jasper added before reaching her hand out. "Just take my hand."

Lapis started smiling again, bringing smiles to Peridot and White Topaz's faces as well, and began to reach out to Jasper. However, she was quickly interrupted by Cinnabar and Andesine's groups pointing their Rejuvenation Blasters at the Crystal Gems.

"Make another move, and we'll have to reset all of you." Cinnabar declared coldly.

"Now then, any last words?" Andesine smirked.

"I got one," Bismuth stated before raising her fist at Lapis's gem. "Please don't hate me for this again!" With a single punch, Lapis was poofed yet again, this time to save her from being shot with the Rejuvenation Blaster as the Rutile Rebels began opening fire, prompting Bismuth, Jasper, White Topaz, and Peridot to scatter.

"I'll be taking this to reverse-engineer, thank you very much!" Peridot snickered as she robbed Howlite of her Blaster to experiment on and ran away with a maniacal "NYEH-HAHAHAHAHA!"

"After her!" Howlite commanded and raced after Peridot with Dalmatian Jasper, Zoisite, Amber, and Xenotime behind her.

"Check it out, I got a Rejuvenation Blaster!" Peridot said to Squaridot and IQ while presenting the stolen blaster to them. "Maybe we can work together to find a way to use it to get everyone back to normal!"

"That's some good thinking, Peridot." Squaridot complimented the other Peridot's idea before the three geniuses snuck off to get to work.

--

"So it's come to this, Tanzanite, the student versus the master," Pearl said as she took a battle stance, and Tanzanite did the same. "Tell me Tanzanite, why did you join Black Rutile instead of accepting everything as it was? I understand if you felt betrayed by Rose, but this is not a healthy way of coping."

"It's because I just wanted to save everyone from what I suffered," Tanzanite revealed sadly as she clashed with her former mentor. "My friends! My family! Everything I did was for the galaxy, for the Crystal Gems! But it was all for nothing, Pink Diamond used all of us to avoid the consequences of her actions." Despite how much Pearl tried to speak up, Tanzanite kept ranting. "I had to use my skills on friends; on family; Gems that I knew. She controlled us through lies." She then let out a strained and tearful laugh. "Homeworld, no better than the rebels Rose created. I helped terrorize my people! I wanted you to stop it, I had to stop it. I spoke out. I spoke out to Black Rutile, to save everyone from you! But when I did, I only stood with a monster. You chose Pink Diamond." Now, Tanzanite was on the verge of tears as she sobbed into Pearl's chest. "You left me, gave me no choice! The Diamonds wanted to destroy worlds, and they did. Pink destroyed mine."

"Oh, poor dear," Pearl muttered sorrowfully while holding her old student close. "But do you still believe Black Rutile is good for you?"

"I'm not sure if anyone is good for me." Tanzanite sobbed. "I don't know if Black Rutile really cares for me or if she just saw me as a tool."

"Black Rutile never cared for anyone to begin with." Pearl declared before she held Tanzanite's head in her hands. "I'm truly sorry that I made you choose this path, and I promise that there will be no more secrets between us from now on. Is that good?"

"Yeah, but I'm not sure if I can forgive myself for this." Tanzanite agreed just as she felt the business end of a Rejuvenation Blaster pressing the back of her head.

"Another last-minute betrayal, I see." Andesine grinned while preparing to pull the trigger, only for Tanzanite to smack it out of Andesine's hands with her epee before stabbing her in the chest.

"Now look what you made ME do," Tanzanite smirked as she threw what Andesine said when she shattered her back in the red Gem's face before she poofed.

--

"Okay Mr. S, here we are." Mr. Shreds said as he pulled the limo up to the White House and let Eduardo out. "Just make it quick, I'm on a tight schedule here," Eduardo said nothing as he saw his family surrounded by terrorists and Reginald smugly standing by a video camera and a podium.

"Go on Mr. Prez, don't be shy." Reginald mockingly urged Eduardo. "Just say what you need to say."

"That's exactly what I was going to say to you." Eduardo declared before trapping Reginald in a headlock. "NOW!" The SWAT team immediately overwhelmed Reginald's enforcers while Reginald tried his best to fight back, only to be met with a krav maga kick from Theresa, coming straight out of nowhere.

"Did you plan all this?!" Reginald shouted.

"Well, not necessarily," Eduardo replied as Wade and Lloyd came to handcuff Reginald. "It's just that I'm far more quick on my feet than you'll ever be."

"Dad!" Huey and Riley Suarez cried as Theresa freed them from their restraints and hugged their father.

"Oh, mi preciosos, I was so worried," Eduardo said as he hugged them back before seeing Arlene walk towards them as well. "And I surely didn't forget you, my love."

"And you never will," Arleen replied before kissing her husband. And so, the White House was saved, thanks to the president and his quick thinking. Now all he had to do was hope that the Crystal Gems were doing alright.

--

"Must I remind you of my superiority, pretty boy?" Marty taunted Kevin while showing off the capabilities of his war suit. "Face it, hiding behind all these beautiful women won't get you anywhere in life!"

"Yeah, I'm absolutely unequipped for this, but that won't stop me from trying!" Kevin exclaimed before beginning to fight back.

"How could you, Marty?" Vidalia asked her ex-husband. "I knew you were a dirtbag, but selling out the entire human race for what? Just because you're mad we disowned you!"

"Oh yeah, I'm absolutely livid," Marty agreed. "but I'm mostly just here to get even with you guys. I don't give a damn about Black Rutile's whole rebellion business!"

Meanwhile, Bane Jones, Beckham, Makoto, and Matt were all standing back-to-back against Francis von Bowling's men. "So, when this is all over, could I perhaps get an autograph?" Bane asked Beckham. "I'm a huge fan, and I consider it an honor to be fighting for Earth with you."

"I'd be more than happy to." Beckham smiled at the offer.

"Hey boys, can we pick up the pace a bit?!" Makoto said while delivering an upside-down spinning kick to Konstantin, Pavel, and Leo at once.

Above the chaos going on in Little Homeworld, Black Rutile stood atop the whirlybird tower and was not happy with how her forces were losing. "STOOOOOP THEM!" she shrieked angrily while pulling at her hair just as she turned to see Connie, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Peridot, Bismuth, Jasper, White Topaz, Spinel, Hessonite, and now Tanzanite standing behind her. "You! You ruined everything again! I could've made everything perfect!"

"You didn't want to make things perfect." Tanzanite declared to Black Rutile. "You just hated things the way they are."

"This is your final warning, Black Rutile." Garnet declared. "And this time, we won't be giving you a second chance. You and your minions are headed straight for Revanche 666 after this!"

"Fine, if I can never win, then neither should you!" Black Rutile completely snapped. "Aquamarine, Eyeball, Chrome Chalcedony, to me!"

"Ready as always, Black Rutile!" Aquamarine said as she and Eyeball fused into Bluebird Azurite, while Holly Blue and Cat's Eye arrived to make Chrome Chalcedony.

"And now, for a little surprise!" Bluebird proclaimed.

"I have a little joke for you all." Black Rutile smiled dementedly while grabbing Bluebird's hand. "What do you get when you cross a depressed loner with a society that abandons her and treats her like trash?!"

"That's not a very good joke!" Amethyst replied.

"I'll tell you what you get, you get what you deserve!" Black Rutile shrieked before she and Bluebird merged to form Pietersite, now sporting Black Rutile's new pink cape and red visor in addition to her outfit now looking different to fit Aquamarine's regeneration.

"PIETERSITE LIVES!" Pietersite bellowed loudly for all to hear and cringe in fear. "AND NOW CRYSTAL GEMS, IT IS TIME FOR THE FINAL CURTAIN CALL!"

"I don't think so!" Peridot said as she fired a Rejuvenation Blaster at the two fusions, which they dodged only for the blast to hit one of Nephrite's crew and revert her to normal. "I stole one of those blasters from Howlite and reverse-engineered them to change everyone hit by them back to normal."

"I'm free, I've been freed!" the Nephrite cheered at finally being brought back to her old self.

"What?" Pietersite muttered in horror as the Crystal Gems immediately understood what was going to happen and raced down to solid ground so they can do the same for all the other Gems Black Rutile converted. "No! No no no! Don't do that, I worked so hard!"

"Stop them!" Chrome Chalcedony added as she and Pietersite tried fighting back against the enemy, but as the Crystal Gems' forces grew with every Gem turned back to normal, they were quickly outnumbered.

"Well, we're boned," Apatite muttered as she and Amazonite prepared to leave. "Let's skedaddle!"

"I don't think that'll be necessary," Amazonite replied as she and Apatite found themselves confronted by the entirety of Beach City's population, and they weren't happy.

"Goin' somewhere?" Sheena Synstylae cracked her neck and her knuckles.

"Don't worry, you're not the only ones we'll be punishing," Lars added.

"We'll finally gain an advantage over Black Rutile!" Padparadscha Sapphire exclaimed happily.

Pietersite could barely comprehend what happened, and it was so anticlimactic too. Her forces were subdued, her weapons seized and modified to fix what she had done, and now all that was left of the Rutile Rebels was her, Aquamarine, and Eyeball once again. "Please no, just give me a second chance!"

"Not likely," Lapis said as she summoned a sawblade made of water that sliced Pietersite in half, barely giving her a chance to fight because the Crystal Gems now considered Black Rutile to be that pathetic to not even consider a grander defeat. To seal the deal, Little Homeworld was returned to its rightful place outside of Beach City with help from the Lapis Lazulis.

Black Rutile, Aquamarine, and Eyeball all fell to the ground in defeat, while the rest of the Rutile Rebels were brought together in chains. "I hate happy endings."

"Well, that should about wrap everything up!" Pearl sighed in relief once the dust settled. "Now then, it's off to Revanche 666 you all go!"

"And me too," Tanzanite added, much to Pearl's shock. "Even if I changed my ways, I still need to forgive myself for siding with Black Rutile too."

"Indeed, young Tanzanite." James began one final monologue. "At the end of the day, we are all but individuals crying for fairness in our lives. You won't get everything, but you'll get something. The Crystal Gems finally restore peace, while Black Rutile hopefully realizes how futile her schemes were. In the end, we just need to decide what is fair and what isn't."

"Oh, be quiet!" Black Rutile said as Hessonite and Spinel carted her away to the ship Andesine and Cinnabar hijacked in their prison break, while everyone was left to rejoice.

--

"So, that's all that happened?" Steven asked Connie a few days later over video chat. "Wow, sounds like you had quite the adventure."

"Yeah, and that's not even getting into what happened next," Connie stated. "First, Marty's now on the run from the law and lost everything. Then, Kevin got a key to the city."

"That's a phrase I never expected to hear." Steven laughed. "What else happened?"

"The Crystal Gems have all made up with each other and the Diamonds, and they're getting the therapy they need from Dr. Sucrose, Mr. Ikari, and Dr. Brenner." Connie continued. "Speaking of which, Brenner put Sally Grove under house arrest and is writing a book about the psychology of influencers, Neil Michaels is stuck doing ChikFlix movies to recoup his losses, Francis von Bowling is stuck in prison with Reginald Johnson, the president is still alive, and finally, the Rutile Rebels are all safely behind bars for what they've done. But I kinda doubt they'll stay there for long because evil geniuses are harder to squash than cockroaches."

"Hey, Connie!" Lapis cried while knocking on Connie's window, now back in her Crystal Gem uniform. When Connie peeked her head outside, she could see the other Crystal Gems outside her house. "You got a minute?"

"I'll call you back Steven!" Connie said before hanging up on Steven and racing outside to meet with her alien friends, no doubt to go on another adventure together. In the distance, the Officer was recording everything he saw and sending it to his masters.

--

Meanwhile, on Revanche 666, the prison was restored to order as the Rutile Rebels were locked behind the destabilizing fields in their cells.

"Hey, don't be so bummed out everyone!" Kyanite exclaimed. "We can make prison life fun!"

"Oh be quiet!" Zoisite yelled angrily.

"I did pretend to get sent to prison only to get sent to prison for real!" Amber added. "I'm getting anxious!"

"Hey, is no one going to check up on Black Rutile?" Dalmatian Jasper asked while pointing at Black Rutile sitting calmly in her cell.

"She's looking even mopier than me," Xenotime added worriedly. "I hope she's alright."

Hiding from the endless chatter of Zoisite's team, a restored Emerald, Morganite, Demantoid & Pyrope who were behind bars to repent, Black Rutile gazed emotionlessly at her hand as she wondered how it all came to this. So many months of planning have now gone to waste, once again because of the Gems' human friends. This made her finally ask herself one thing. "Is this still worth it?"

--

This went way longer than I expected, and with way too many characters I put on the cast list that didn't get a line! I've recently found it to be a bad habit of mine, and I hope to remedy that in future stories. I also think I kind of rushed this to be as big as possible while still meeting my deadline. But in the meantime, I hope you all enjoyed these past thirteen weeks and I get to enjoy a break at last and maybe pursuing either a story I haven't written yet or one I still need to finish. But for now, let's see what to come in the finale.

--

"Your Highness, we received another update from Aescul!" a snakelike alien told his master, another snake alien who was far larger and resembled a king cobra, as he received the news from their deep cover agent. "He says now might finally be the time."

"Excellent work, sir." The king cobra alien said to his subordinate while slithering away. "You are dismissed." The cobra then retreated into a mysterious chamber where he met with a shadowy figure towering above him. "It's time for the Gems to enter our contest, great Lapidarist." He declared to the shadow. "Soon, we shall return your children to you."

The shadowy figure began glowing a brilliant white light as it woke up, followed by shimmering with every possible color in existence while laying eyes upon its servant.

--

Featuring Voltaire as King Cobralan Jormagundr

TO BE CONCLUDED IN STEVEN UNIVERSE: SNAKE EYES

A FINALE THREE YEARS IN THE MAKING

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MWF?

I've asked our members, so as more give me answers, I'll edit this post with them! The suggestions so far:

June Claremont-Diaz, Princess Bea from Red White and Royal Blue, Shannon Diaz and Henretta Wilson from 9-1-1, Darcy, Tara, Tori, Imogen, and Elle from Heartstopper, Hera Syndulla from Star Wars?

julieta, mirabel, luisa, dolores (encanto) fawn, iridessa, vidia, silvermist (disney fairies) luz, willow, eda, lilith (the owl house)kourtney, ashlynn (high school musical the series) alyssa, deedee, angie (the prom) ginny (ginny & georgia) brittany, santana, mercedes, tina (glee) amethyst, peridot, lapis, rose quartz (steven universe)

Willow Rosenberg, Dawn Summers, Kendra, Anya Jenkins (Buffy), Mina Harker and Lucy Westenra (Dracula novel), Okoye, Nakia, Queen Ramonda, Melinda May, Dottie Underwood, Lady Sif, Jane Foster, Kitty Pryde, Jubilee, Mystique (Marvel)

sansa stark, brienne of tarth, daenerys targaryen, missandei, gilly ( game of thrones)

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Thursday October 27, 2022 Tara

Lapis lazuli

Amatrine (Amethyst and Citrine)

Rose Quartz

Rose Quartz Wand with a Clear Quartz Crystal

Green Aventurine 💚

The Goddess Tara’s sacred bracelet

Prayer, meditation, and intentions

Keepsake bracelet and Keepsake Book Goddess Messages A Book Of Love

Blessed yarn, dark green for earth, dark blue for planet, read for compassion, black for wisdom, yellow for harmony, white for spiritual journey

White Tara Divine Blend

Essential oil blend

White tea, rolls, blacks fruit, cherry blossom, and sweet orange

Known for balance which is a keyword today.

A red chime candle

Magical messages from the Fairies Oracle

Be Yourself

This situation calls for you to be your authentic self, which is the basis for your personal power.

Alana Fairchild The Kwan Yin Transmission

Tara page 129 passage read

Chapter 5

Book includes

Green, White, Yellow, Red, Orange, Blue, and Black Tara

Goddess Message

A Book Of Love

Page 37

Channeled message day 53 from Wednesday, January 1, 2020

[becoming-persephone]

Crystal Herbalism - Blue Tara Quartz

This crystal is the embodiment of Blue Tara (Ekajati), her ocean energy removes energetic obstacles to manifest protection, prosperity, and spiritual growth. This crystal is a sanctuary, meditating with its watery hues will awaken inner goddess.

[weebisexual]

Canon* Bisexual Characters

*SOME OF THESE ARE POSSIBLY HEAVILY SPECTACULATED AS BI, AND SOME COULD ALSO BE PAN

Click below to see the list as it is a long one

Tv:

Abby, Abby's

Adam Alvaro, Jane the Virgin

Adam Goff, Sex Education

Adrian Tepes (Alucard), Castlevania

Ah Toy, Warrior

Alana Bloom, Hannibal

Alice Pieszecki, The L Word

Amy, Futurama

Angela  Montenegro, Bones

Annalise Keating, How To Get Away With Murder(could also be pan)

Anne Bonny, Black Sails

Asami Sato, Legend of Korra

Aslan Jade Callenreese (Ash Lynx), Banana Fish

Barbara Kean, Gotham

Blake Belladonna, RWBY

Bo, Lost Girl

Bob, Bob’s Burgers

Bob Armstrong, Insatiable

Bow, She-Ra Princess of Power

Brittany S. Pierce, Glee

Callie Torres, Grey’s Anatomy

Casey Gardner, Atypical

Charlie Morningstar, Hazbin Hotel

Chuck, Supernatural

Clara Oswald, Doctor Who 

Clarke Griffin, The 100

Daemon Targaryen, House of the Dragon

Darlene Alderson, Mr. Robot

Daryl Whitefeather, Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Dex Parios, Stumptown

Eleanor Guthrie, Black Sails

Ellaria Sand, Game of Thrones

Eleanor Henstridge, The Royals

Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place

Evan "Buck" Buckley, 9-1-1

Fangs Fogarty, Riverdale

Fleabag, Fleabag

Frances Flynn, Conversations with Friends

Gail, Letterkenny

Garfield “Gar” Logan (Beast Boy), Titans

Glimmer, She-Ra Princess of Power

Grace Choi, Black Lightning

Haley Dunphy, Modern Family

Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn 

Helen Blackthorn, Shadowhunters

Ianto Jones, Torchwood

Inara, Firefly

Isobel Evans, Roswell New Mexico (could also be Pan)

Jack Danvers, Ted Lasso

Jackson Whittmore, Teen Wolf

James Flint, Black Sails

Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth

Jesper Fahey, Shadow and Bone

Joe MacMillan, Halt and Catch Fire

Johanna Constantine, The Sandman

John Constantine, Arrow and Legends of Tomorrow

Julian "Jaskier" Alfred Pankratz, The Witcher

Judy Hale, Dead to Me

Kai Anderson, American Horror Story: Cult

Katriona "Kat" Azar Tamin, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

Katy, Letterkenny

Keeley Jones, Ted Lasso

Kieran Walker, In The Flesh

Korra, Legend of Korra

Lisa Palmer, Santa Clarita Diet

Lorna Morello, Orange is the New Black

Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer

Luz Noceda, The Owl House

Mabel Mora, Only Murders in the Building

Magnus Bane, Shadowhunters

Malakai Mitchell, Heartbreak High

Marceline, Adventure Time

Marcus Keane, The Exorcist

Margaret Shaw (Queen Maeve), The Boys

Mazikeen, Lucifer

Meliorn, Shadowhunters

Mermista, She-Ra Princess of Power

Mrs. McMurray, Letterkenny

Michael Guerin, Roswell New Mexico

Miles Hollingsworth, Degrassi

Missy Beckett, Heartbreak High

Moxxie, Helluva Boss

Nick Nelson, Heartstopper

Nico Minoru, Runaways

Nina Zenik, Shadow and Bone

Nolan Ross, Revenge

Nova Bordelon, Queen Sugar

Oberyn Martell, Game of Thrones

Pam, Archer

Paige Michalchuk, Degrassi

Paul Grayson, Flesh & Bone

Piper Chapman, Orange is the New Black

Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn

Polo, Elite

Porsche Pachara Kittisawat, KinnPorsche: The Series

Princess Bubblegum, Adventure Time

Quentin Coldwater, The Magicians

Ramona Royale, American Horror Story: Hotel

Rebeca, Elite

River Song, Doctor Who

Rosa Diaz, Brooklyn99

Rose Quartz, Steven Universe

Ruby Lucas, Once Upon a Time

Sea Hawk, She-Ra and the Princess of Power

Seven of Nine, Star Trek Voyager

Sara Lance, Arrow and Legends of Tomorrow

Tabitha Galavan, Gotham

Tara Thornton, True Blood

The Countess Elizabeth, American Horror Story: Hotel

Toni Topaz, Riverdale

Toshiko Sato, Torchwood (could also be pan)

Valencia Perez, Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Villanelle, Killing Eve

Waverly Earp, Wynona Earp

Will Drake, American Horror Story: Hotel

Winter Anderson, American Horror Story: Cult (could also be pan)

Yuri Katsuki, Yuri!!! On Ice

Books:

Abby Suso, Leah on the Offbeat

Adam Parrish, The Raven Cycle

Alex Claremont-Diaz, Red White & Royal Blue

Apollo, The Trials of Apollo 

Cal Price, Simon vs. The Homosapien Agenda

Celie Johnson, The Color Purple

Clarissa Vaughan, The Hours

Elio Perlman, Call Me By Your Name

Evelyn Hugo, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

Frances Flynn, Conversations with Friends

Hades, Dark Olympus

Helen Blackthorn, The Mortal Instruments

Henry Montague, The Gentlemans Guide To Vice and Virtue

Katherine Talbot, Privilege of the Sword

Jean Moreau, The Sunshine Court

Jesper Fahey, Grishaverse

Kieran, The Dark Artifices

Leah Burke, Leah on the Offbeat

Lisbeth Sander, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Mabel Valenzuela, We Are Okay (could also be pan/polysexual)

Magnus Bane, The Mortal Instruments

Mark Blackthorn, The Mortal Instruments

Mia Covere, Nevernight

Michael Wayland, The Mortal Instruments

Nina Zenik, Grishaverse

Noam, Fever King

Patroclus, The Song of Achilles

Persephone, Dark Olympus

Richard St Vier, Swordspoint

Rhy, Shades of Magic

Shug Avery, The Color Purple

Simon Snow, Simon Snow Trilogy

Comics/Graphic Novels:

Akihiro (Daken), Marvel Comics

Avatar Kyoshi, The Legend of Korra: Turf Wars

Diana Prince (Wonder Woman), DC Comics

Donovan “Donnie” Ali, The Prince of Southland (Webtoon)

Grace Choi, DC Comics

Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn), DC Comics

Jack Zimmermann, Check, Please (webcomic), (could also be Pan)

John Constantine, DC Comics

Jon Kent (Superboy), DC Comics

Knockout, DC Comics

Madame Xanadu, DC Comics

Nick Nelson, Heartstopper (Webtoon)

Nico Minoru, Marvel Comics

Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy), DC Comics

Raven Darkhölme (Mystique), Marvel Comics

Roxanne “Roxy” Washington (Bling!), Marvel Comics

Selina Kyle (Catwoman), DC Comics

Thomas Blake (Catman), DC Comics

Tim Drake (Robin), DC Comics

Movies:

Adele, Blue is the Warmest Colour

AJ Campos, Crush

Alexander Clairmont-Diaz, Red, White & Royal Blue

Clarissa Vaughan, The Hours

Danielle, Shiva Baby

Elio Perlman, Call Me By Your Name

Harley Quinn, Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

Lisbeth Salander, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Lorraine Broughton, Atomic Blonde

Ramona Flowers, Scott Pilgrim vs The World

Valkyrie, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Video Games:

Abigail, Elliot, Emily, Harvey, Leah, Maru, Penny, Sebastian and Shane, Stardew Valley (they could also be pan)

Anders, Dragon Age Inquisition 2

Alphys, Undertale

Chloe, Life is Strange

Dorothea, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Edelgard von Hresvelg, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Fenris, Dragon Age Inquisition 2

Hans, Animal Crossing (could also be pan)

Isabelle, Animal Crossing (could also be pan)

Isabelle, Dragon Age Inquisition 2

Jaal, Mass Effect Andromeda

Jeritza, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Josephine, Dragon Age Inquisition

Juhani, Knights of the Old Republic

Leliana, Dragon Age Origins

Linhardt, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Kaiden, Mass Effect

Liara, Mass Effect

Max, Life is Strange

Mercedes, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Merrill, Dragon Age 2

Niles, Fire Emblem Fates

Rell, League of Legends

Renju Okiura, AI: The Somnium Files

Rhea, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Sothis, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Yuri, Fire Emblem Three Houses

Zagreus, Hades

Zevran, Dragon Age Origins

Musicals:

Clifford "Cliff" Bradshaw, Cabaret

Frank ‘n’ Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Lucas, If/Then

Peter Allen, The Boy From Oz

Richard Goranski, Be More Chill

Romeo, & Juliet

Hanschen Rilow, Spring Awakening

The Emcee, Cabaret

Woof, Hair

Podcasts:

Aubrey Little, The Adventure Zone

Georgie Baker, The Magnus Archives

Jonathon Sims, The Magnus Archives

Juno Steel, The Penumbra Podcast

Mark Bryant, The Bright Sessions

Mollymauk, Critical Role

Ryan Dalias, EoS 10

Sir Damien, The Penumbra Podcast

Timothy Stoker, The Magnus Archives

Vax’ildan, Critical Role

We are slowly adding to this list! If you know of a character that isn’t on here, please send us a message with the characters name, the name of what they’re in, and what type of media it is! Thank you so much! 

[thehypercutstudios]

Bww MoD - Representative Costume Forms voices

This is for my bww au called Masters of Disguises, so yeah big info is in here.

Anyway, here’s my voice claims for the Representative costume forms of inhabitants, Leo and Emma! Just to let you know, if you see this emoji 🌟, it means that the representative costume is the same as the inhabitant that represents the Costume. Also, shout out to @sundove88 who help me with some of the voices, thanks girl! 👍

🌽 Corn Patterned Bangle/Tornado Wolf Form 🐺

Leowulf (Leo) - Adam Katz (Nickel)

Gale Puppy (Emma) - Charlyne Yi (Ruby)

Hurricane Howler (Jose) - Tom Schlarping (Greg) 🌟

Whirlpool Wolf (Fiona) - Michaela Dietz (Amethyst)

Moth Mutt (Yuri) - Erin Fitzgerald (Juleka)

Cloud Jaw (Haoyu) - Kevin Micheal Richardson (Blitzwolfer)

Wild Wolf (Sana) - Natasha Lyonne (Smoky Quartz)

Breeze Pup (Cass) - Cindy Robinson (Amy)

Wolfking (Cal) - Jonah Scott (Legoshi)

Blizzard Wolf (Iben) - Erica Luttrell (Sapphire)

Whirl Clown (Attilio) - Jason Griffith (Werehog)

Wolf Woman (Lucy) - Roz Ryan (Cake the Cat)

Hot Wolf (Eis) - Travis Willingham (Knuckles)

Silver Twister (Bruce) - David Nowlin (Sam)

🤿 Dolphin Hairtie/Dynamic Dolphin Form 🐬

Street-Swimmer (Leo) - Yuri Lowenthal (Ben)

Diva Dolphin (Emma) - Kira Buckland (Alix)

Forceful Orca (Jose) - John Dimaggao (Jake)

Princess Porpoise (Fiona) - Cristina Vee (Marinette) 🌟

Graceful Skipper (Yuri) - Hynden Walch (Princess Bubblegum)

AirStreamer (Haoyu) - Jeremy Shada (Finn)

Forest Mermaid (Sana) - Reagan Gomez-Preston (Kiki Pizza)

Zestful Calf (Cass) - Mela Lee (Tikki)

Porprince (Cal) - Ray Chase (Bruno)

Frosty Fins (Iben) - Grey Delisle (Arista)

Wet Willie (Attilio) - Zach Aguilar (Koichi)

Stream Painter (Lucy) - Susan Egan (Rose Quartz)

Bold Dolphin (Eis) - Ryan Stockert (Bombman)

Belu-Old-Ga (Bruce) - Albert Brooks (Marlin)

🐛 Butterfly Earrings/Dusk Butterfly Form 🦋

Funky Fly (Leo) - Colin Murdock (Cutman)

Twinkle Bell (Emma) - Cassandra Lee Morris (Sabrina)

Pollen Harvester (Jose) - John Ratzenberger (Hamm)

Wingswim (Fiona) - Britt Mckillip (Princess Cadance)

Night Fly (Yuri) - Erin Fitzgerald (Rose) 🌟

Nectair (Haoyu) - Zeno Robinson (Nino)

Owl Moth (Sana) - Aimee Mann (Opal)

Sweet Dream (Cass) - Tara Strong (Pesky Dust)

Nighty-Knight (Cal) - Keith Silverstein (Gabriel)

Crystalis (Iben) - Nicole Oliver (Princess Celestia)

Flutter Bard (Attilio) - Cary Huang (Tennis ball)

Madam Morpho (Lucy) - Catherine O’Hara (Duchess Rowena)

Moltmagma (Eis) - Anthony Salerno (Chip)

Moon Moth (Bruce) - Brian Dobson (Uncle Dumpling)

✈️ Cloud Patterned Leg Warmers/Aero Acrobat Form 🦇

Street-Bat (Leo) - Bryce Papenbrook (Adrien)

Bat-Gal (Emma) - Chantal Strand (Ching)

Farmpire (Jose) - Jonathan Ward (Zak Young)

Aqua Bat (Fiona) - Tress MacNellie (Dot)

Bug Bite (Yuri) - Elinor Holt (Cutman)

Bat-Boy (Haoyu) - Micheal J Woodard (Arlo) 🌟

Maple Fangs (Sana) - Cherami Leigh (Trixx)

Cuteling (Cass) - Lika Leong (Adorabat)

Chessferatu (Cal) - Brendan Hunter (Elecman)

Frost Bite (Iben) - Lisa Hannigan (Blue Diamond)

Count Clowncula (Attilio) - Kenzie Bryant (Cake)

Chiropart (Lucy) - Michelle Maryk (Larimar)

Flame Wings (Eis) - Marc Swint (Blockman)

Echoling (Bruce) - Jim Cummings (Ray)

🌳Feathered Anklet/Guardian Bird Form 🦜

Coolnary (Leo) - Micheal Huang (Coiny)

Feathered Warrior (Emma) - Kenzie Bryant (Taco)

Breeze Rooster (Jose) - Patrick Warburton (Flynn)

Splash Bluejay (Fiona) - Kimberly Brooks (Skinny Jasper)

Guardian Harpy (Yuri) - Jessica Gee (Mylene)

Pilotkeet (Haoyu) - Danny Pudi (Huey)

Guardian Avian (Sana) - Carrie Keranen (Alya) 🌟

Clash Chick (Cass) - Kate Micucci (Webby)

Royal Crow (Cal) - Sean Chiplock (Revali)

Ice Swan (Iben) - Jennifer Paz (Lapis)

Pierrot Parrot (Attilio) - Bumper Robinson (Bumblebee)

Madam Hen (Lucy) - Roseanne Barr (Maggie)

Protective Phoenix (Eis) - Jonathan Love (Burn Rooster)

Pigeold (Bruce) - Corey Burton (Ratchet)

⏱Bow Ring/Air Cat Form 🐈

Tabby Toes (Leo) - Micheal Huang (Firey)

Kitty Kid (Emma) - Cathy Cavadini (Blossom)

Maine Typcoon (Jose) - Will Daleson (Linguini)

Ragdive (Fiona) - Sarah-Nicole Robles (Luz)

Mitenchkin (Yuri) - Satomi Hinatsu (Ice Cube)

Flyline (Haoyu) - Kira Buckland (Jibanyan)

Savannair (Sana) - Kenzie Bryant (Barf Bag)

Air Kitten (Cass) - Claire Corlett (Sweetie Belle) 🌟

Purrince (Cal) - Cary Elwes (Baron)

Snow Shoes (Iben) - Maryke Hendrikse (Princess Catania)

Puss in Flight Boots (Attilio) - Travis Turner (Iceman)

Persaerial (Lucy) - Enuka Okuma (Rhodonite)

Phoe-Sphynx (Eis) - Zeno Robinson (Lando)

Draft Drift (Bruce) - Greg Baldwin (Iroh)

♟King Piece Brooch/Quad Cannon Form 👑

Checkmate (Leo) - Andy Samberg (Jonathan)

Queenini (Emma) - Lenore Zann (Roll)

Crop Rook (Jose) - Grant Goodeve (Engineer)

Seahorse Knight (Fiona) - Shelby Rabara (Peridot)

Chess Ant (Yuri) - Katherine Sun (Naily)

Pegasus Knight (Haoyu) - Antony Del Rio (Pit)

Birdshop (Sana) - Christine Baranski (Hessonite)

Pawncess (Cass) - Della Saba (Aquamarine)

Royal Pain (Cal) - Vic Mignogna (Rohan) 🌟

Frost Queen (Iben) - Sam Lee (Lollipop)

Checkered Fool (Attilio) - Alex Hirsch (King)

Queen Art (Lucy) - Patti Lupone (Yellow Diamond)

White Sentinel (Eis) - Ethan Cole (Boomer Kuwanger)

Fortchess (Bruce) - Paul Dobson (Sensei Wu)

❄️Snowflake Hairpin/Frost Fairy Form 🦌

Freezebeat (Leo) - Jeffrey Watson (Axl)

Cold Cupid (Emma) - Kristen Bell (Anna)

Root Beer Frost (Jose) - Kevin Smith (Moose)

Sea Prancer (Fiona) - Kimiko Glenn (Lena)

Polar Beetle (Yuri) - Libe Barer (Violet)

Air Dancer (Haoyu) - Jonathan Groff (Kristoff)

Tundra Diva (Sana) - Paget Brewster (Della Duck)

Snow Pixie (Cass) - Lucy Hale (Periwinkle)

Winter Nobleman (Cal) - Bill Hader (Soldier Sam)

Lady of the Northern Lights (Iben) - Idina Menzel (Elsa) 🌟

Comedy Comet (Attilio) - Micheal Huang (Pen)

Cool Colorer (Lucy) - Kirsten Vangsness (Garcia)

Shiverburn (Eis) - Andrew Russel (Luka)

Silver Horns (Bruce) - Tom Kenny (Ice King)

🎡Merry-Go-Round Brooch/Happy Blaster Form 🤡

Airhead (Leo) - Rob Paulson (Yakko)

Puff Bluff (Emma) - Erica Mendez (Retsuko)

Popcorn (Jose) - Eric Bauza (Bigtime Beagle)

Laugh Splash (Fiona) - Tara Strong (Unikitty)

Swell-Bug (Yuri) - Andrea Libman (Fluttershy)

Hot Air Balloon Boy (Haoyu) - Eric Bauza (Bottle Beagle)

Puffin (Sana) - Novie Edwards (Leshawna)

Rubber-Rose (Cass) - Alison Brie (Unikitty)

Fool-Loon (Cal) - Will Stamper (Narrator)

Frost Buster (Iben) - Kimberly Brooks (Superfan Rose)

Joy Boy (Attilio) - Kyle MacCarley (Narancia) 🌟

Pop-Up (Lucy) - Wendie Malick (Eda)

Combustabubble (Eis) - Satomi Hinatsu (Balloony)

Windbag (Bruce) - David Kaye (Cannonbolt)

🖌Paintbrush Haircomb/Inky Blaster Form 🐙

Sketch-Fetch (Leo) - William Salyers (Rigby)

Cuttlebrush (Emma) - Kimberly Brooks (Shy Rose)

Harvester Nautilus (Jose) - Cary Huang (Marker)

Paint Diver (Fiona) - AJ Michalka (Stevonnie)

Aqua Spider (Yuri) - Ashly Burch (Rutile Twin Left)

Paint Flyer (Haoyu) - Tom Kenny (Jetfire)

Ink-Juice (Sana) - Ashly Burch (Rutile Twin Right)

Dumbo Larvae (Cass) - Kimberly Brooks (Carnelian)

Kraken King (Cal) - David Spade (Kuzco)

Tenta-Icicle (Iben) - Kimberly Brooks (Hippie Rose)

Wacky Painter (Attilio) - Corey Burton (Ironhide)

Creative Cephalopod (Lucy) - Mary Jo Catlett (Mrs. Puff) 🌟

Spicy Squid (Eis) - Vegas E. Trip (Jimmy T.)

Calamari Custodian (Bruce) - Kevin Micheal Richardson (Snare-oh)

🔥Inferno Watch/Water Blaster Form) 🧯

Little Squirt (Leo) - Phil LaMarr (Jetstorm)

H2-Overflow (Emma) - Stephanie Sheh (Vega)

Crop Shower (Jose) - Bill Fagerbakke (Bulkhead)

Super Streamer (Fiona) - Jessica DiCicco (Lexi Bunny)

Spray-Bug (Yuri) - Ryan Bartley (Fluff)

Rainmaker (Haoyu) - Dee Bradley Baker (Water Hazard)

Watering Tree Hugger (Sana) - Erica Luttrell (Padparascha)

Aqua Kid (Cass) - Kristin Chenoweth (Princess Skystar)

Hydro Pawn (Cal) - Quinton Flynn (Sliver)

Cold Sprinkler (Iben) - Janet Varney (Korra)

Soak Joke (Attilio) - Ben Schwartz (Dewey)

Water Colorer (Lucy) - Anjelica Huston (Gothel)

Sentinel Rinser (Eis) - Cle Bennett (DJ) 🌟

Hydrant Head (Bruce) - Corey Burton (Brainstorm)

🗑Chameleon Shades/Invisible man Form 🫥

The Who (Leo) - Micheal Huang (Donut)

Clear Dear (Emma) - Rachel Bloom (Silver)

Wrapped Harvester (Jose) - Joseph Williams (Simba)

Clear Swimmer (Fiona) - Teri Hatcher (Dottie)

Friendly Mummy (Yuri) - Deedee Magno Hall (Pearl)

Sky Hider (Haoyu) - JG Quintel (Hi-Five Ghost)

Camouflager (Sana) - Tiffany Haddish (Debbie)

Invisible Girl (Cass) - Grey Griffin (Lola Loud)

Sir Unseen (Cal) - Keith Silverstein (Speedwagon)

Wendigo (Iben) - Deedee Magno Hall (Blue Pearl)

Sneak Freak (Attilio) - Steve Blum (Ghostfreak)

Faded Artist (Lucy) - Jill Talley (Rita Loud)

Incognito Amigo (Eis) - Terrance Howard (James)

Mystery Man (Bruce) - William Shatner (Grand Pear) 🌟

That’s all for the representative costumes, tune in next time for the composed costume forms‘ voices

[ace-malarky]

Ok @owlsofstarlight, here’s the currencies I made for Leritheyar! I’ve not looked at these sheets in years wow. Shows how much I use all that work I did

shows how much I actually write Leritheyar

Below a cut because it got long whups. I... don’t have the notes on the conversion rates between the different currencies, which must still be in the box file at my parents. Goddess alone knows why I bothered translating the Z’karen ones to GBP because that was. that was unecessary.

 Of course I’m looking at them now and I want to update them

First Sheet - Basic Antherian Currency

the quadrants, going top left - top right - bottom left - bottom right

 Chink

 - lowest coin

 - made from flint

 - twenty-two (22) in a Tara

the mark for it is like a stylised italics ‘f’

~~~

Tara

 - 2nd lowest

 - made from quartz

 - Nineteen (19) in a Kenth

the mark for it is the ‘f’ joined to something that could be a lower case ‘i’ with no dot

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Kenth

 - 2nd highest

 - made from malachite

 - twenty-two (22) in a Tohal

the mark for it is the ‘fi’ with the ‘i’ more of a ‘v’

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Tohal

 - highest coin

 - made from obsidian

the mark for it is the ‘fv’ with a line from the end of the ‘v’ back over the top of both

~~

[bottom of the sheet]

- coins do have different values (1, 5, 10 etc) that are marked by extra scratches around the rim

- made from stone because Anther prefers to use metal in “proper ways” - for war. They dislike fancy stuff on anything

- the mark for each coin is fairly similar because it’s a shortened way of writing “money”. The more you have, the bigger the mark

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Second Sheet - Basic H’teran Currency

the quadrants, going top left - top right - bottom left - bottom right

Eteh

 - Lowest coin

 - made from copper

 - twenty-nine (29) in an Oytal

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Oytal

 - 2nd lowest

 - made from Aluminium

 - twenty-six (26) in a Sheor

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Sheor

 - 2nd highest

 - made from nickel

 - fifteen sheor in a mwaran

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Mwaran

 - highest coin

 - made from silver

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[bottom of sheet]

 - very smooth, bendable metals to emulate shifting (main thing country is known for). Flowing shapes for the same reason

 - weight and scratches denote worth

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Third Sheet - Basic Sayin Currency

the quadrants, going top left - top right - bottom left - bottom right

Kiar

 - lowest coin

 - made from pine wood, painted yellow

 - eighty-six (86) in an Aerat

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Aerat

 - 2nd lowest

 - made from oak, painted green

 - seventy-three (73) in an Oeth

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Oeth

 - 2nd highest

 - made from yew, painted red

 - fifty-three (53) in an Oehn

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Oehn

 - highest coin

 - made from willow, painted blue

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[bottom of sheet]

 - the only currency that keeps its coins the same shape

 - made from wood because metal is more decorative. Also because of the effects “higher” metals (gold, silver etc) have on magic.

 - symbol tells how much they’re worth of each type (number)

 - Are technically the easiest to forge, but true ones have a maker’s charm on them - any mage can tell it’s there, but not all can do it

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Fourth Sheet - Basic Z’karen Currency

the quadrants, going top left - top right - bottom left - bottom right

 Zick

 - lowest coin

 - made from steel

 - forty (40) in a Reh

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Reh

 - 2nd lowest

 - made from iron

 - thirty-fve (35) in a Kor

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Kor

 - now made of brass, used to be silver

 - 2nd highest coin

 - forty-three (43) in a Ski

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Ski

 - highest coin

 - made of gold

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[bottom of sheet]

 - holes are drilled in the coins because they’re generally hung on strong as a “set”

 - a set can be any number of the same coin on the string. The most accepted lowest is 5

 - While these are the four main coins, they are sub divided by weight

      - The same shape and mark, but different weights are used for different quantites (eg a 5 reh coin will look the same as 1 Reh, but will weight slightly more)

    - 1, 5, 10, 20 + 30 are the different sub-divides

[thestitchywitchy]

🍀Aventurine: The Heart and Spirit Healer🍀

04/08/2019

(Picture Source)

Astro Signs: Aries

Chakra: Heart

Tarot Card: The Empress – Represents strong female energy as well as creativity and fertility.

God/Goddesses: Persephone (Greek) ; Kuan Yin (Chinese) ; Cupra (Roman) ; Tara (Tibetan) ; Brigid (Celtic). All fertile symbols of Spring and a new life birthing.

🍀The Science:🍀

Mineral Class: Oxide, Quartz Group. Microcrystalline Quartz

Color: Green Iridescent. Inclusions of Mica will give a silver-ish sheen. Hematite inclusions give a reddish or grayish sparkle. Aventurine’s color ranges from green, peach, brown, blue, and a creamy green.

Formation: A rough quartz that obtains it’s green, sparkling appearance from deposits of Fuchsite – a rock-forming element in igneous rocks, sediments, and crystalline slates.

 🍀The Mythology: 🍀

Aventurine is known as the Heart and Healing stone. It’s the stone of abundance, love, and creativity. Aventurine received its name around the 17th century from the Italian word ‘per aventura’ meaning randomly or by chance. This refers to Aventurine’s randomly deposited mica platelets. Aventurine is also known as “Indian Jade” as it is frequently confused with Jade, “Stone of Heaven”, and “The Gambler’s Stone” as gamblers often use it as a lucky talisman. It’s often kept in cash boxes or drawers to attract money. It is also known to assist with job or house hunting as well as helps improve or attract better finances.

For over two and a half million years, humans have been utilizing this gorgeous stone. Ancient Tibetans knew of Aventurine, but most likely didn’t call it that. Aventurine has been found in numerous ancient statues and amulets. The ancient Tibetans used to put the gemstone in the eyes of their statues to enhance their visionary powers. This belief still remains at the heart of Aventurine meaning. They would also wear jewelry made with Aventurine to help correct near-sightedness and to promote creativity.

Tools made with Aventurine were found in the Omo Valley of Ethiopia. They utilized Aventurine’s superior brittleness and hardness. The brittleness of this stone makes it easy to create as sharp edge that lasts and it lasts because of it’s hardness. And up until the 1800’s, Aventurine was known as the “stone of Amazons” as the rock deposits in Brazil were thought to have been mined by Amazonian warriors. The rocks were carved into talismans and jewelry that were adorned by and buried with their warriors.

🍀The Healing Process:🍀

Although mostly known for its luck, abundance, and opportunity bringing; Aventurine is an all-purpose healer. It’s mostly used to: reduce stress, develop confidence and imagination, and improve prosperity. Other ways Aventurine can be used:

Spiritually: Reveals what makes us happy or unhappy. Fortifies our own self-determination and individuality. Stimulates dreaming and making dreams come true. Many believe Aventurine has the capacity to calm a troubled spirit and bring about inner peace. It gives one insight and helps bring forth leadership qualities, especially those who are Aries or have a lot of Aries influence in their chart. It also helps balance male/female energies.

Emotionally: enhances relaxation, regeneration, and recovery. Helps with problems getting to sleep. Makes us more patience. Is calming to anger and annoyances. It calms and soothes while bringing harmony to one’s surroundings. Aventurine aids in calming anxiety and panic attacks. Emotional purification and healing. Relieves emotional trauma and increases positive energy over sensitivity. Very good for rage diffusing or release.

Mentally: Bestows a multitude of ideas and enthusiasm, but at the same time encourages tolerance and acceptance of others’ suggestions. Also aids in bringing in new discoveries. Can act as a shield from “energy vampires”.

Physically: Encourages regeneration of the heart and regulates heart rhythms. Stimulates the fat metabolism and lowers the cholesterol levels. Prevents arteriosclerosis and heart attacks. Also has an anti-inflammatory affect. Good for lower back pains and sciatica. It helps with skin diseases, skin eruptions, allergies, and fortifies connective tissues. Also alleviates pain. In Tibet legend, it is said to improve near-sightedness and to increase the wearer’s creativity. Body purification.

Application: Can be worn for long periods of time on a chain, pendant, or hand comforter. In acute cases, can be laid on relevant part of the body.

 🍀Stitchy’s Notes:🍀

I recommend Aventurine when you’re amid a transformation in your life or you’re taking on new opportunities. It will help with the support you need as well as give you better perspective through those upcoming changes. It will be that “helping hand” you would need to guide you through a healthy new growth. Whether it be physical or spiritual growth, know that Aventurine is there to help!

This is also the perfect stone to help improve your relationships. Whether it be familial, romantic, professional, or interpersonal. Those relationships can benefit from the calm and harmonious attitude this stone creates making communication easier when problems arise.

I personally use Aventurine when working with Persephone. It has brought me many opportunities and welcomed change. My Vivarium Altar that I created for Persephone has an Aventurine skull that I use as a symbol of Persephone and all that She has done for me in my life and craft.

Aventurine is definitely one of the stones that is a daily fixture in my craft so its in my top 5 recommendations for baby witches.

💋Stitchy

Sources: (1) , (2) , (3) , (4) , (5) , my personal grimoire 

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Little Homeworld Life chapter 6: A Fandom Divided (originally posted on September 19, 2022)

AN: For today's episode, shipping destroys lives! In other news, water is wet, chocolate chip cookies are awesome, and all companies do not care about anything other than money. Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself. As I foreshadowed last episode, this installment is literally just the Amphibia episode Civil Wart, except it's not a fan war fueled by sibling rivalry. Instead, it serves as an echo of how toxic shippers can get in general, and trust me, I've seen enough incidents like these to know what I'm talking about. In addition, this will include a reference to a certain incident in the Steven Universe fandom from many years ago that I've been wanting to reference in all my SU fanfiction for years. So, without further ado, let the chaos commence.

Synopsis: Lapis and Peridot try to get everyone into Camp Pining Hearts, but they don't account for the resulting division between Gems who ship Percy/Pierre vs Gems shipping Percy/Paulette.

Cast:

Shelby Rabara as Peridot, Squaridot

Jennifer Paz as Lapis, Laz, Zuli

Estelle as Garnet

Michaela Dietz as Amethyst, Percy/Edward Christian, Blue Lace Agate, Ocean Jasper, Crazy Lace Agate, Tiger's Eye

Deedee Magno-Hall as Pearl, Paulette/Bella Anastasia, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Volleyball

Uzo Aduba as Bismuth

Kimberly Brooks as Jasper, Cherry Quartz, Angel Aura Quartz, Zebra Jasper, Biggs Jasper

Noël Wells as Black Rutile

Casey Lee Williams as Cat's Eye

Amy Sedaris as Teal Zircon

Lauren Ash as White Topaz

Della Saba as Aquamarine

Charlyne Yi as Eyeball, Navy, Doc, Army, Leggy

Christine Pedi as Holly Blue Agate

Ian Jones-Quartey as Snowflake Obsidian, Bixbite

Michelle Maryk as Larimar

Aparna Nancherla as Nephrite

Auli'I Cravalho as Orange Spodumene

Kimiko Glenn as Blue Chalcedony

Phillipa Soo as Chrysocolla

Anika Noni Rose as Watermelon Tourmalines

Aimee Carrero as Moonstone

Tara Strong as Grossular Diopside

Tara Platt as Cubic Zirconias

Jinkx Monsoon as Emerald

Kari Wahlgren as Pyrope

Melissa Fahn as Demantoid

Hayley Kiyoko as Morganite

Gal Gadot as Desert Glass

Willa Holland as Albite

Maddie Ziegler as Serpentine

Courtenay Taylor as Beryl

Martha Higerada as Topaz

Alex Newell as Monazite

Billy West as Hunter

Featuring Jensen Ackles as Pierre/Jacob Steele

--

On a beautiful night in Little Homeworld, all the Gem inhabitants had gathered around a large projector screen that Lapis and Peridot set up for a movie night for everyone. "Face front true believers," Peridot theatrically announced. "for in just a few short moments; you shall bear witness to the greatest television program this planet has ever conceived!"

"Ooh, is it Challenge of Castles?!" Teal raised her hand. "That show is amazing!"

"No way, The Gandolfinis is way better!" Watermelon Tourmaline debated.

"I'm personally more a fan of Black and White Are The New Blue." Desert Glass commented. "I find myself really connecting with everyone being brutally imprisoned, for some reason."

"All of you, be quiet!" Peridot barked, stopping the argument before it could go too far. "Those shows are all great, but none can ever come close to the quality cinema that is Camp Pining Hearts! It's got everything you could ask for! Romance, drama!"

"Attractive humans getting into over-the-top situations," Lapis added. "Everyone getting mad at each other for stupid reasons. "

"And best of all, the single greatest shipping ever conceived by human brains, but we want it to be up to you!" Peridot declared before Pearl stepped on stage between her and Lapis.

"Thank you for the introduction, girls, but are you sure this is a good idea?" Pearl asked the duo. "I don't want everyone to start arguing which of these "ships" are superior to the point of getting toxic and harming each other. Like that one Crying Breakfast Friends fan-artist Steven really likes who was bullied into nearly committing suicide because she drew Sad Spoon to be too skinny."

"Oh, come on, Pearl, I'm sure this will be nothing like that incident!" Peridot answered while pushing Pearl away. "Now then, this episode, in particular, is considered to be the finest in all of Camp Pining Hearts, across both the amazing original series and its abysmal reboot!"

"It's called "Hunting Season" from Season 2, the best season in our eyes." Lapis continued. "Now, without further ado, let the show begin. Is it ready, Garnet?!"

"Ready and raring to go, Lapis." Garnet agreed as she turned the episode on and projected it onto the big screen.

"This is going to be so exciting!" Peridot muttered eagerly at the prospect of exposing her special interest to more and more Gems. "I can't wait for everyone to share my opinions!"

"Dude, not everyone will think the same way as you." Amethyst disagreed as she snacked on some popcorn. "You just gotta accept that everyone has different opinions."

"Yeah, like I refuse ever to accept that your ways are what's best for everyone." Black Rutile added snarkily.

"See, like her." Amethyst stated while gesturing to Black Rutile.

"Finally, one of you agrees with me!" Black Rutile sighed in delight. "Looks like I finally converted a Crystal Gem to my cause!"

"What? No." Amethyst corrected the Rutile. "I'm just using you as an example. It'll be a cold day in the Kindergarten before you brainwash anyone of us, though!"

"Spoilsport." Black Rutile pouted as the episode continued.

--

"Shh, be vewy, vewy quiet." A brown-clad hunter told the audience while tiptoeing through the forest. "I'm hunting for a deew. Ahahahaha." Just then, the hunter spotted a majestic white-tailed deer grazing in the distance and excitedly prepared his rifle. "Oh, a deew!" he exclaimed. "A femawe deew!"

Elsewhere, a handsome young man with brown hair was exploring the great outdoors with a spring in his steps and stars in his eyes. "Nature truly is a wonderful thing." Pierre muttered to himself with a dashing grin. "And I'm more than happy to experience it with dear friends like Percy." Just then, Pierre spotted a white-tailed deer peacefully grazing, unaware of the hunter ready to shoot it down with his rifle. "Oh no, that innocent doe is in trouble!"

"Come on, big guy, just stay wight whewe I want you to be." The hunter smirked to himself before he found Pierre racing into his line of sight. "Gadzooks! Boy, get out of dah way!"

"No, I won't let you hurt this innocent deer!" Pierre exclaimed as he got in front of the doe to protect it, only to be shot in his torso by the hunter and fell to the ground as the doe got spooked and ran away.

"Oh my, you okay thewe spowt?" the hunter frantically realized his error and raced to Pierre's aid. "I am so sowwy widdle boy, I was just doing my job, but then you got in the way!"

"I'm not little; I'm 16." Pierre groaned and revealed his age, which was way younger than the actor playing him. "Please, go to Camp Pining Hearts and find help. Please, my life depends on it!"

"Don't wowwy, I'll do what I can!" the hunter replied bravely and ran off to find help, leaving Pierre to lie there on the ground, blood staining his uniform as he tried not to give into his injuries.

"Come on, sir, hurry up." Pierre groaned in pain while trying to pluck the bullet from his abdomen when he heard footsteps. "Wow, that was fast."

"Pierre!" a blonde camper cried out as he raced to Pierre's side. "That hunter told me what happened! Are you all right?!"

"It's fine, Percy, now that you're here." Pierre weakly answered while gazing longingly into Percy's eyes. "I was out and about in the woods earlier when I found that a hunter was trying to kill this innocent deer. I was able to protect it, but now it seems like I might not have much time left."

"Don't worry, Pierre; I'll get you back to camp," Percy said as he began bridal-carrying Pierre and took him away from the forest clearing. "You're one of my best friends, Pierre."

"You too, Percy." Pierre grinned happily.

--

As the episode continued, the Gems were enraptured in the drama that ensued from Pierre's sacrifice, and even began crying when it seemed like he was going to die from the bullet wound. But thankfully, Percy was there to help Pierre every step of the way, and eventually, their bond was what saved Pierre from death in the cheesiest fashion imaginable. Peridot was utterly delighted to see such a standing ovation from the adoring audience that had just watched her favorite show and now was eager to ask what their thoughts were on it and whether they were as hardcore shippers of Percy and Pierre as she was.

"Thank you, thank you, everyone!" Peridot exclaimed as she got back up on stage. "It delights me so much to see everyone like the same things I do! This reminds me of one crucial question. After watching this episode, are you all Piercy shippers now?!"

"Meh, take it or leave it." Cat's Eye smugly answered while checking her manicure, inciting gasps from every other audience member. "I didn't really see any romantic tension between the two. I think they're more like brothers than lovers. Besides, Paulette deserves better from this fandom you speak of."

"You bite your tongue!" Teal Zircon yelled at Cat from the other side of the audience. "Pierre and Percy bring out the best in each other! Pierre learns how to be gentler around Percy, while Percy learns how to stand up for himself more from Pierre! They are the best CPH ship!"

"Oh, you just like them together because they're two cute human boys who think deserve to spend all of their screentime making out with each other!" Cat began bickering with Teal. "You keep assuming the worst about everything Paulette does, and she was barely even in this episode!"

"Now, let's settle down for a bit." Peridot tried to ease the tension between the arguing pair. "While yes, Pierre and Percy are the best pairing in Camp Pining Hearts, and Paulette has no place in the camp's hierarchy, that's no reason to start arguing with each other!"

"I told you so." Pearl nervously responded to Peridot in a sing-song voice as the conflict reached its boiling point.

"Everyone who ships Percy and Pierre, form up with me!" Teal commanded, followed by Orange Spodumene, the Watermelon Tourmalines, Doc, Leggy, Bixbite, Tiger's Eye, Yellow Pearl, Ocean Jasper, Crazy Lace, Chrysocolla, Serpentine, Grossular Diopside, Beryl, Holly Blue, Nephrite, Angel Aura Quartz, Zuli, Desert Glass, Morganite, and Navy all gathering up behind her.

"Is that so?" Cat's Eye purred. "Well, if you support Percy with Paulette, then join my side!" As she ordered, Army, Topaz, Monazite, Emerald, Demantoid, Pyrope, Blue Pearl, Volleyball, the Cubic Zirconias, Moonstone, Blue Chalcedony, Snowflake Obsidian, Larimar, Albite, Zebra Jasper, Biggs Jasper, Laz, Squaridot, and Cherry Quartz assembling beside her.

"Well, where do all of you stand?" Teal asked Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Peridot, Lapis, Bismuth, Black Rutile, and White Topaz as they were forced into the middle of this new conflict.

"Nope, I don't want to know where this is going!" Black Rutile declared as she got up and prepared to leave, only to come back moments later to speak with Cat's Eye. "But keep this up for as long as you can; it'll keep everyone distracted while I keep working on the Vortexxer."

"I think we're going to take a neutral stance here." Bismuth proclaimed. "This is an absolutely ridiculous reason to start fighting, so I suggest we find a way to end this peacefully before it all goes too far!"

"Me, personally, I find this to be a huge waste of time." Jasper added her opinions. "I mean, none of these humans are even real! Is there really any reason to obsess over the love lives of fictional characters?!"

"Okay, that I can agree with!" Black Rutile agreed with Jasper from afar. Suddenly, the two warring factions of shippers all began yelling as they marched away from the impromptu theater, leaving the Crystal Gems alone.

"I figured things would turn out like this." Garnet declared.

"You mean you knew this was going to happen and never told me?!" Peridot yelled. "Some leader you turned out to be!"

"Hey, chillax, everyone." Lapis said calmingly. "At least things can't get worse than this, right? Right?"

--

The next day, it got worse. Overnight, the entire town was split down the middle between Teal Zircon and the Gems who shipped Pierre with Percy, and the Gems who sided with Cat's Eye by shipping Percy with Paulette, leaving the Crystal Gems forced into the middle of the situation both figuratively and literally.

"It's ominous how much this echoes shipping debates on the Internet." Peridot mused in horror of what new spore of madness she had unleashed.

"But now it's in real life!" Lapis added, just as terrified.

"Were things on your Earth technology resolved with peace and kindness, perhaps?" Jasper asked sarcastically.

"Oh, far from it." Amethyst answered. "I mean, see for yourself!"

"Archers, fire your hateful fanfictions!" Teal commanded Crazy Lace, Serpentine, Nephrite, and Yellow Pearl before the four Gems launched stacks of paper from arrows at the Gems on the opposing side.

"Your fantasies are null compared to our superior writing skills!" Yellow Pearl barked at the enemy shippers.

"You call this superior writing skills?!" Albite exclaimed as she read through one of the fanfictions. "Everyone in this story is completely out of character for the sake of your sexual desires! And why is everyone so obsessed with feet all of a sudden?"

"Oh no, I fired the wrong one!" Yellow Pearl yelled in realization. "Quick, throw it back so I can burn it!"

"Too late; I'm gonna read this to everyone!" Albite laughed as she walked away to continue embarrassing Yellow Pearl.

"Really, you and the feet?" Serpentine asked a blushing Yellow Pearl.

"I just admire their complex anatomy, that's all!" Yellow Pearl tried lying her way out of an awkward situation before speed-walking away.

Meanwhile, on the Percy/Paulette side, Blue Pearl was hard at work on her latest masterpiece, which Volleyball had taken an interest in. "Oh hey, Blue, what are you working on?"

"Just this amazing Percy/Paulette fanart I've poured my heart into." Blue Pearl replied while showing off an immaculate painting of a romantic moment between the two CPH characters. "The lake symbolizes how the waters may be rough, but they will always have each other's backs. And the moon is evocative of how bright their future will be together."

"Oh, that is amazing symbolism!" Volleyball complimented the other Pearl's work. "And what about their big mustaches?"

"Their what?" Blue Pearl asked before she turned to discover that her precious artwork had been defaced. "Who could have done this to me?!" She immediately got her answer in the form of Doc and Leggy laughing raucously as they scampered off, indicating that they were the culprits. "You rotten, no good antis! I'll get you two for this!"

"We'd like to see you try without going over the line!" Doc cackled evilly while pointing at the line splitting Little Homeworld in two, proving to Blue Pearl that any hope of getting revenge was nonexistent.

"We have to find a way to resolve this without anyone getting seriously hurt!" Garnet declared. "Peridot, Lapis, I suggest you try getting the leaders to see reason first before everyone can agree to a truce, and we can reset everything to normal again."

"We won't let you down, Garnet!" Peridot saluted dutifully along with Lapis.

"I don't see this going horribly wrong." Lapis added before the two split up and took off for both sides of the war, Peridot marching towards Teal's side while Lapis strolled to meet with Cat's Eye.

"What if Lapis was right?" White Topaz asked worriedly. "What if this does go wrong? The two of them are freakishly powerful, so who knows what could happen?"

--

"This is the best thing that has ever happened to this good-for-nothing prison!" Black Rutile cheered as she, Aquamarine, and Eyeball watched the civil war between Teal and Cat from the comforts of Black Rutile's house as the trio continued work on the Vortexxer. "Everyone is so distracted by such a silly concept; they're all completely oblivious to what I have planned!"

"To be fair, my Rutile, they've been pretty oblivious for a while." Aquamarine said to her master. "I find it odd that no one has gotten at least some sort of a clue about what we're doing."

"Eh, best to keep it all a secret, it makes the eventual reveal all the more shocking." Eyeball said while snacking from a bucket of popcorn just as the door opened. "Oh hey kitty, we thought you were dead."

"Oh please, as if I'd die in these silly circumstances!" Cat boasted while perching herself upon the incomplete Vortexxer like a cat.

"Hey, get off! That's delicate equipment you're toying with!" Black Rutile commanded her feline crony to leave her project alone. "Now, give me a status report!"

"This little squabble has been tepid for the most part, but it's only a matter of time before everything explodes into full-on war!" Cat's Eye purred while turning the wall behind her into a scratching post. "Which reminds me, my Rutile, do you ship Percy with Pierre or Paulette? I do hope it's Paulette. Your tactical genius would be of great use to our cause!"

"I don't care either way!" Black Rutile answered as she continued work on the portal. "Like, they're not even real; why should we care so much about the love lives of those who don't even exist?"

"I certainly agree, my Rutile." Eyeball added. "It just makes no sense how obsessive humans get with fictional characters."

"Now, Ruby, no need to judge people for their opinions." Aquamarine jokingly chided her sidekick. "But really, this is all just one futile and stupid gesture."

"Darn, I was really hoping to get at least one of you in on this." Cat moaned in defeat. "But regardless, I still think we could be winning!" Just then, Cat heard a knock on Black Rutile's door. "Just a moment, I need to take this." She then stepped outside to see Cherry Quartz standing there. "What do you want?"

"One of the Crystal Gems wishes to speak with you." Cherry stated with a salute. "It's Lapis Lazuli."

"Oh, goody." Cat's Eye responded with a visible grimace. "Let me guess, are they trying to settle our war peacefully?"

"I believe so." Cherry stated. "Come, she says it's of the utmost importance."

"Well, she better make this quick." Cat said as she began following Cherry. "I got some fanfiction to do a dramatic reading of in an hour."

--

Meanwhile, in the domain of Teal Zircon and her Percy/Pierre shippers, Peridot had just arrived and was ready to make a stand against this madness so everyone could enjoy Camp Pining Hearts in peace. However, Teal's subordinates were all tough nuts for her to crack.

"HALT, WHO GOES THERE?!" the Watermelon Tourmaline duo yelled as they stood guarding the greenhouse Teal had made into her impromptu palace. "NOBODY GETS IN TO SEE THE GRAND SHIPPER OF PIERRE AND PERCY, NOT NOBODY, NOT NOHOW!"

"But I do ship them!" Peridot exclaimed. "Just let me in; I need to talk with Teal!"

"Oh, I see you are a Gem of culture as well. My mistake." The Watermelon Tourmaline fusion realized her error. "Let her in, Puffy. She's good people."

"Now that's a horse of a different color. Come on in." The other Watermelon Tourmaline said as the duo let Peridot pass into the greenhouse. The plants were still there, but now it was filled with Gems dressed in CPH cosplay acting out romantic scenarios between Percy and Pierre.

"But Pierre, I'm afraid we cannot be together!" Desert Glass dramatically stated. "I am in love with another person!"

"Who, who could this other person be?" Nephrite asked with equal amounts of cheese.

"It is my twin brother!" Desert Glass exclaimed, eliciting gasps of shock and excitement.

"Twin brother? Spicy!" Zuli muttered as she applauded the duo's act. "But not as spicy as the dog bit!"

"Where do they keep coming up with these lewd ideas?" Holly Blue agreed as Peridot awkwardly walked past the applauding audience to meet with Teal Zircon.

"Um, hello there." Peridot greeted her fellow shippers of Percy and Pierre. "Is Teal Zircon still here? I'd like to have a word with her about this conflict."

"Don't you worry, we'll grab her, and she'll be here in a jiffy." Serpentine answered politely as she raced to find their superior, who was busy snacking on grapes like a Roman emperor while Navy served as her footrest. "Um, Lord Teal, we have a visitor who wishes to meet with you."

"Send her in." Teal said with a mouth full of grapes as Peridot was shunted forward by Angel Aura Quartz and Crazy Lace. "I am Teal Zircon, the great and powerful!" she proclaimed loudly. "State your business or get out of my sight!"

"I came here to inform you that this conflict is utterly preposterous!" Peridot made her case against the shipping war. "Fandom is supposed to bring everyone together, no matter who they are or what they ship! Isn't that just as important as your OTP?"

Teal took some time to contemplate Peridot's question while continuing to munch on grapes before she came up with a question of her own. "You know, Peridot, your plea for peace makes me want to ask you something." She said. "What do you ship, little one?"

"Um, Percy and Pierre?" Peridot nervously replied. "I don't feel like this question will lead to anything good."

"On the contrary, it could lead to many good things!" Teal responded happily. "Join me, and together we can rule the Camp Pining Hearts fanbase as shippers in arms!"

"While I do admire that you're taking my earlier message of togetherness to heart, I don't think you're doing it right!" Peridot objected to TZ's offer. "The other Crystal Gems and I just wanted everyone to get along!"

"But now you can get along with us! What do you say?" Teal continued exhorting. "One of us, one of us! Gooble gobble, one of us!"

"We accept her, we accept her!" Teal's subordinates began chanting for Peridot to join them. "One of us, one of us!"

"Uh, I still don't know, you guys." Peridot responded awkwardly. "I mean, as I said, we all have different opinions, and we should respect them!"

"Oh, this is more than just a difference in opinions." Teal declared in response. "We will soon be at war with our enemies, and we need a Gem as smart as you to aid us in the coming battle! We would've recruited Black Rutile, but she rejected because this is utterly ridiculous."

"Can't believe I'm saying this, but she has a point!" Peridot continued debating with Teal. "You know what, fine! I'll join you only if you agree to stop this madness!"

"Don't you worry, Dottie, I'm a Gem of my word." Teal solemnly swore to Peridot while also crossing her fingers behind her back. "Now come with me. We have much to discuss." She then took Peridot by her tiny green hand and led her deeper into the greenhouse, where some more Gems had made a makeshift war room. "We must prepare for war."

--

As for Lapis, she had arrived at Cat's Eye's side of Little Homeworld, where the feline Gem ruled from atop the whirly-bird tower while being entertained by watching episodes of CPH where Percy was paired with Paulette, with her minions all huddled around the TV with her.

"Uh, hey, everyone." Lapis greeted the Percy/Paulette shippers, who all turned to look up at her flying above them. "I'm just here on the other Crystal Gems' orders to tell you all that this whole war is a huge waste of time, and we should respect everyone else's opinions and stuff."

"Let me guess, I suppose Peridot is off trying to convince the enemy the same thing?" Laz asked as her old friend touched down on the ground to confront Cat's Eye.

"Exactly." Lapis said to Laz before turning to Cat. "Please, Cat, I know you hate me for being a Crystal Gem, and I hate you because you're so unbelievably smug and obnoxious, but I want you to listen. This conflict sucks! I mean, going to war just because someone has a different opinion than you? That pettiness is only reserved for the Internet, not real life!"

"Oh please, you think this is like a cartoon where you can make everything better in just a few minutes flat?!" Cat scoffed at Lapis's plea. "You need to let it go, little girl. You are indeed correct that this is the real life, not just a fantasy!"

"Exactly, and it's time we face reality!" Lapis proclaimed. "People have different opinions, and we must respect that."

"Speaking of fantasies, I have a few of my own." Cat remarked seductively, making Lapis's breath shudder as she started blushing blue. "Now, it's not those kinds of fantasies, just FYI, just a little idea I've been having."

"What kind of idea?" Lapis asked sheepishly as Cat began using her feminine wiles to get her way.

"Oh, nothing much, just our own version of Hunting Season." Cat purred cheekily. "It's already a good episode, but I think more of Paulette would make it even better!"

"You mean we make a Percy/Paulette version of the episode?" Lapis realized. "What's in this for me, though?"

"Oh, you'll just be donating your creative skills to a good cause, of course." Cherry Quartz revealed, piquing Lapis's interest as she now began considering Cat's offer.

"So, you in?" Blue Chalcedony asked the terraformer.

"Fine, I'll do it." Lapis shrugged and shook Cat's hand. "But only if you don't go and declare war on the other side, okay?"

"Oh, cross my heart, my dearest aquatic angel!" Cat's Eye pinched Lapis's cheek with one hand while crossing her fingers behind her back with the others. "And even if we go to war, we'll win easily since we have not one, but two Lapis Lazulis on our side!"

"She's got that right." Laz agreed with Cat.

--

"Bad news, everyone, we lost our adorable duo." Bismuth declared to the Crystal Gems at the temple as she put down her phone. "Lapis has turned over to Cat's Eye's side while Peridot has been assimilated into Teal Zircon and her cronies. Oh, I can already imagine the hurt and betrayal that'll come from this!"

"They were supposed to help us stop this craziness!" Amethyst yelled furiously. "Now, what do we do?!"

"Easy, we terrify them into shutting up." Jasper suggested harshly while summoning her crash helmet.

"While that would be super effective, I'm not sure if we should be solving this with violence." White Topaz objected to Jasper's idea. "Anyone else got any bright ideas?"

"I got an excellent idea." Garnet proclaimed while presenting the Gems with Pearl sitting at a laptop. "The Internet started this, so we finish this with the Internet."

"As it turns out, one of the actors from Camp Pining Hearts has his own website where he answers fan questions." Pearl explained before turning the computer around to show a website dedicated to Edward Christian, the man who played Percy on Camp Pining Hearts. "If we ask him about this crisis, maybe he can help solve it."

"You really think he'll just find our question and answer it right on the spot?" Jasper retorted suspiciously as Pearl typed down a question for the actor to answer.

"Dear Edward Christian, my name is Pearl, and I am a Crystal Gem living in Beach City, Delmarva." Pearl read her question out loud as she typed. "I have some friends who are both huge fans of Camp Pining Hearts and are on opposite sides of a shipping war. Is there any way you can help solve this problem before it goes too far? Sincerely, Pearl."

"I like where this is going, but I'm sure he gets many questions daily." Amethyst said. "It might take ages before he notices us!" Just then, Pearl immediately got a response to her question to Edward, much to the Gems' shock given how fast he responded.

"So, might take ages, huh?" White Topaz smirked at Amethyst.

"Why didn't I ask for money?" Amethyst muttered in disappointment before Pearl began reading their answer.

"Dear Pearl, I am honored to know that you Gems are such fans of my work. I had a lot of fun as Percy on Camp Pining Hearts." Pearl read off the laptop. "This isn't the first time I've received a question about shipping, funny enough. I've even had to ban such questions from my site after the big Valentine's Day episode from Season 3, but I'll make an exception for fellow celebrities like you. How about tomorrow, my co-stars Bella Anastasia and Jacob Steele come down to Beach City to help you with your problem? Love, Edward."

"He even said love." Garnet said. "Such a nice man."

"Looks like all we have to do now is wait." Amethyst realized. "Does it say where he lives now?"

"Oh, how convenient!" Pearl cheered as she found Edward's bio. "It turns out he's still living in the Great North, so it should only take almost nine hours for him and his co-stars to reach us!"

"Well, at least we got time now." Jasper sighed in relief. "What should we do now?"

"I got an idea!" White Topaz suggested. "Anyone wanna binge Camp Pining Hearts with me? I'm getting close to the end of Season 3, so no spoilers!"

"I wonder how we can spoil a show we've barely seen any episodes of." Garnet mused to herself.

--

On the third day of the great shipping conflict of Little Homeworld, the two sides were just about ready to go to war. On one side, Teal Zircon and her horde of Percy/Pierre shippers were readying their weapons for the coming battle while Peridot mapped out potential strategies. On the other side, Cat's Eye's side was also preparing for war, but Lapis was feeling anxious about having to go against her lifelong friend and partner.

"Anything troubling you, my dear Lapis?" Cat purred as she batted her tail against Lapis's back to get the blue Gem's attention. "Oh, I get it! You're worried about what Peridot might think about you rooting for the enemy." She realized. "Well, there's one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little detail you had forgotten about. THIS IS WAR, AND PAST RELATIONSHIPS DON'T MATTER!"

"How should I know that?! I never fought in the rebellion!" Lapis yelled back at the lawyer. "Besides, you know that I got off on the wrong foot with Peridot when we were told to become friends!"

"Well, it looks like you have no choice but to do that all over again!" Cat replied without a shred of empathy for Lapis. "And in the meantime, I got you a new Peridot who will agree with everything you say!" She then presented Lapis with Squaridot that she pulled from the sides. "Say hi, Squaridot!"

--

Meanwhile, Peridot watched the confrontation between Lapis and Cat with a pair of binoculars, and to say she felt absolutely betrayed would be selling her heartbreak short. "So this is how Lapis repays me after all we've done together?" she mutters tearfully. "Just going to abandon me in favor of shipping Percy with that witch Paulette?!"

"Always sad to see someone go, isn't it?" Teal Zircon declared solemnly as she appeared behind Peridot. "But then again, you did interrogate her for info on the Crystal Gems a long time ago, so maybe she considers this karma."

"That was ages ago; we were past that!" Peridot yelled at Teal. "I'm sure by the time we win this war; everything will go back to normal like nothing happened, right?"

"I'm not too sure about it." Teal answered. "A betrayal of that magnitude is bound to be remembered for ages to come. Not even forgiving and forgetting can fix that in a pinch."

"I'd never expect someone like you to say that." Peridot replied. "Usually, you'd have some kind of adorable one-liner or unknowingly insensitive remark up your sleeve. What's gotten into you these past few days?"

"I've become very passionate about shipping thanks to you." Teal bluntly revealed. "Now come! We ride!"

--

"Oh, come on, where are those actors?" Pearl nervously asked as she impatiently paced around Little Homeworld, hoping for a miracle. "Edward said he'd be here today, but he's still taking forever!"

"Just be patient, Pearl." Garnet implored the ex-servant. "Besides, it's not like we have much time left. Look!" Garnet then pointed towards the Warp Pad, where the two warring ships were having an epic stand-off, an ominous calm washing over Little Homeworld as the war was about to begin.

"So, it looks like we had the same idea, Peridot." An equally betrayed Lapis coldly said to Peridot.

"It wasn't my intention; they made me join!" Peridot cried out. "They had a really catchy chant too."

"I was convinced because they thought I'd be useful in making their own version of Hunting Season." Lapis responded. "If you join our side, we can work on it together and be friends again."

"Enough talk!" Teal cut the barn mates' conversation short. "Now is the time for what everyone came here for."

"Oh, I couldn't agree more." Cat's Eye meowed while drawing her riding crop. "CHARGE!"

"COURAGE!" Teal replied as the two Gems' respective forces clashed in an all-out battle, while the Crystal Gems, Black Rutile, Aquamarine, and Eyeball all watched from the sidelines.

"Ooh, this is gonna get good!" Amethyst laughed before she pulled out some popcorn to eat while gazing at Eyeball's bucket. "I'm not sharing this."

"Good, I wasn't planning on sharing either." Eyeball responded.

"Oh, how I missed the senseless violence between so-called friends." Black Rutile sighed nostalgically.

"You're just saying that because one of your minions is leading a side!" Bismuth said in response. "And besides, isn't another one of them on the Percy/Pierre side?"

"Does it matter?" Black Rutile smirked as the Crystal Gems and the Rutile Rebels watched the carnage begin.

The Watermelon Tourmalines bounced everywhere as they worked together to crush their opponents. Desert Glass formed turrets out of the sand to fire upon the various quartzes. Beryl scampered across the battlefield to take her opponents by surprise and tickle them into submission. Nephrite was engaged in a catfight against Chrysocolla. Holly Blue swung her electric whip around to gain some distance from her foes. Army was pitted against all three of the other Rubies on the enemy side in a wrestling contest. Serpentine pounced on her foes while Grossular Diopside rode on her back. Yellow Pearl was all alone against Volleyball and Blue Pearl. Laz and Zuli were facing off once again, with tidal waves being summoned to take each other down. Bixbite tried cutting down the ice barrier Larimar and Snowflake Obsidian put up to protect Demantoid and Pyrope from harm. Emerald swung her club in Orange Spodumene's face, knocking her to the ground. Topaz, Monazite, Blue Chalcedony, Albite, the Cubic Zirconias, and Squaridot all worked together to keep their allies safe in the heat of battle. But at the center of it all was the epic clash between Teal & Peridot and Cat & Lapis.

"You just can't admit that you never cared for Percy and Pierre as characters!" Cat's Eye yelled while whipping away at Teal. "You don't want representation; you just think they should be a couple just because of how close they are!"

"And you just can't see Paulette for how abhorrent a character she is!" Teal responded while clashing with Cat using a makeshift sword. "She's an utter parasite who leeches off every other character because the writers love ensuring she's in the right all the time!"

"That is not true; you're desperate to see boys kissing!" Cat yelled back.

"You're better than this, Lapis; you must fight it!" Peridot urged her blue-hued partner. "Remember all the good times we shared watching CPH!"

"Well, the good times are over!" Lapis replied, yelling as she prepared to land the finishing blow when suddenly, a car horn honked, stopping the war cold.

"Who could possibly be interrupting our grand battle?!" Albite yelled before the car door opened, and out came Edward Christian, the actor behind Percy from Camp Pining Hearts.

"You know, when I was told there was a shipping war going on here, I did not expect a literal war." Edward dryly remarked before he was joined by his CPH co-stars, Bella Anastasia and Jacob Steele.

"Oh my goodness, you're finally here!" Pearl squealed in excitement as she charged towards the three celebrities and trapped Edward in a tight hug. "Saints be praised; please put an end to this madness!"

"Let me guess; this is about Percy, Pierre, and Paulette?" Jacob smirked before looking at the formerly warring Gems, now frozen in shock. "I should've known."

"Uh, hello there, alien fans." Bella waved to the Gems, who immediately stopped what they were doing and began hoarding around the trio.

"I can't believe it, Percy and Pierre in the flesh!" Holly Blue began frothing at the mouth in amazement before collapsing.

"Tell us, are you aware of how much everyone hates Paulette?!" Morganite asked.

"Can you sign this for me?!" Beryl shrieked eagerly as she presented her forearm to the trio.

"Calm down, everyone, one at a time!" Edward settled every Gem down. "Now, your Crystal Gem friends have called us today because they noticed a serious problem with you guys."

"Yeah, they just won't accept that not every pair consisting of a male and a female have to be a couple!" Teal said with an accusing finger towards Cat's side.

"And they won't realize the sexual tension between Pierre and Percy!" Cat added with a claw pointed at Teal.

"Oh goody, just as I feared." Bella rolled her eyes in annoyance before she turned to her male co-stars with a smirk. "Want to break out the secret weapon, boys?"

"I'll go first." Edward smiled before revealing a wedding ring on his finger. "As most of you may not know, I'm a married man. Can you guess to who?"

"It's Jacob, obviously!" Peridot declared. "If the actors aren't married, then it's obviously queerbaiting!"

"No, queerbaiting is when they advertise actual same-sex relationships only to not follow through with it!" Lapis objected. "Not getting mad whenever your favorite gay ship isn't made canon!"

"Oh, how wrong you are." Bella proclaimed as she and Jacob revealed wedding rings of their own. "All three of us are married to each other! We got hitched not too long ago after a reunion special."

"No way, you three are married?!" White Topaz's eyes widened in surprise and delight.

"I'll admit, I didn't see that coming at all." Garnet added, just as shocked that her future vision couldn't even predict what she had just heard.

"Oh, if all three of them are married, then I guess there's no point to this!" Teal exclaimed as she and Cat's Eye turned to each other and shook hands. "Let's all be friends again!"

"Oh yes, friends!" Cat sneered as the two sides united as friends once more, completely forgetting about the heartbreak, the betrayal, the strife, and especially the sheer insanity of the situation.

"Sorry I took this too far, Peri." Lapis nervously apologized to Peridot. "I'll admit it; I had no idea what I was thinking when we decided to go to war."

"Me neither." Peridot responded just as awkwardly. "Are we still friends, even if we have different opinions?"

"Sure, even though I don't really have any strong opinions on ships whatsoever." Lapis answered warmly before the two Gems hugged.

"Yep, polyamorous marriage works like a charm when you want to stop ship wars." Jacob grinned with his hands on his hips before turning to the Crystal Gems. "Thanks for inviting us here, Crystal Gems. You got a really colorful bunch of friends here, no pun intended."

"The pleasure is all ours." Garnet nodded. "You're free to come back anytime."

"We'd love to stay and do a little meet and greet, but we gotta get going." Ed said as he walked over to the rental car he and his partners used to reach Little Homeworld. "Come on, guys, let's rock and roll!"

"On second thought, I don't see us leaving anytime soon." Bella admitted as she peeked under the hood of the car. "The engine's been stolen!"

"What, but how?! And who?!" Jacob yelled as he rushed to the car, seeing the large gap where the engine should be. "And how did they steal it without any of us noticing?!"

"Well, at least you got more time to spend here." Peridot said to the three actors. "How does that meet and greet sound?"

"Eh, I got nothing better to do today." Edward shrugged. "Okay, who's up for autographs?!" The Gems all eagerly raised their hands as Edward began signing Camp Pining Hearts posters to hand out to everyone, uniting them all in their love for the series as Peridot had intended. However, the identity of the car engine thief was still a mystery to everyone, even though the thief in question had dark designs for the engine.

--

"The Crystal Gems have given me the perfect chance to add another ingredient to the Vortexxer's construction!" Black Rutile laughed maniacally as she put the car engine down on the floor. "Quick, someone help me hook this up!"

"Got it!" Eyeball exclaimed as she used a pair of jumper cables to connect the engine to the unfinished portal, causing the machine to briefly spark to life. "I can't believe it; I saw a light! That has to mean something good, right?"

"Indeed, we're almost finished." Black Rutile declared pridefully with her arms akimbo as she gazed at the soon-to-be-finished portal. "Just need to keep biding our time. I don't care who gets in our way! I don't care what it takes! Whatever is on the other side will finally help me win!"

--

Talk about a rather dark note to end this escapade on, huh? Black Rutile has another important piece of the Vortexxer acquired now, but it's going to take a little while for her to find a way to fix what flaws the original version had. But until then, it's back to some goofy fun times for all, starting with a little lifeguard fanservice for me. Yes, I'm going there, and I have no regrets!

[southasianhandicraftdotcom]

Different kind of Nepalese Crafts

Nepal is the mountainous country. Mountain means something deposit. So there are many deposits of natural and precious stones in Nepal. Still, the minds are virgin here, but recently, people have started to dig. The famous stones in Nepal are Ruby, garnet, Aquamarine, Amethyst, Blue Topaz, Garnet, Turmoline, Quartz, and Many others.

We have a wide range of handmade stone statues Of god and goddess from very experienced stone carver of Lalitpur. Statues are made on stone from the mountains of Nepal. Those statues represent Buddhism and Hinduism. Anything can be designed on stone from stone craftsman. They usually have Buddha statues, White and Green Tara statues, Ganesh, Laxmi, Pashupati Mahadev, Lion, Krishna, Saraswati, and Manjushri. .

Wooden item

There are different kinds of artistic windows and doors from replica to life sizes. Experts having long experience of carving made wooden items. Wooden items consist of statues such as Maya Devi, Buddha, Ganesh. There are also various types of wooden items such as Door window, Ashtamangala window, Kumari window, Wooden Bell, peacock window, indoor window, Eye window, and other wooden religious items such as Temple, Prayer Wheel, Stupa, Photo frame in our collection. The designs and patterns of wood are unique, traditional and oriental. Customs orders are also welcomed.

Thangkas

Thangka is also spelt as Tangka, thanka, tanka. It is a Tibetan Buddhist painting on cotton, silk applique. Most of the time, it’s Buddhist deity, scene, or Mandala which are depicted. Thangka are painting of Buddhist and Hindu philosophies. It is painted on cotton or silk by stone, vegetables, gold, and solver colour. Thangkas are painted completely by hand. It takes months and months just to complete a single piece. The main designs of Thangka are Mandala, Wheel of life, and Buddha Life. Also different deities are painted in Thangka like White Tara, Manjushree, Lokeshwor and Buddha.

Religious and Decorative items

There are many religious items which can be used for decoration as they are very attractive in looking and oriental in design. Thunderbolt, Furwa, Prayer wheel, kalash, Kunch and many other items. These are manufactured in silver, copper and white metal. Later finished with gold and silver painting. Also they are studded with precious and semi-precious stones.

[centrumlumina]

As part of the August 2017 AO3 Ship Stats, here are the Top 100 F/F pairings with the most total works on Archive Of Our Own.

Of the 200 names on this list, there are 42 women of colour and 35 women of ambiguous race, compared with 34 and 38 in the 2016 list. For comparison, the overall top 100 list includes 41 people of colour and 10 who are racially ambiguous.

Because of the way I produced this data, it is possible some F/F ships are missing, particularly those in fandoms dominated by other categories of ship. For more information, see the project FAQs. This project also includes an All-Time Top 100 list and This Year’s Top 100.

A text-only version of this data is given below the cut.

Edit: Fixed race categorisation for Yang Xiao Long and Ruby Rose.

Rank Change Pairing Fandom Works Race 1 0 Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Once Upon a Time (TV) 9071 Whi/POC 2 0 Clarke Griffin/Lexa The 100 (TV) 8535 White 3 0 Laura Hollis/Carmilla Karnstein Carmilla (Web Series) 4729 White 4 N Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor Supergirl (TV 2015) 3793 White 5 -1 Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam Homestuck 3583 Ambig 6 -1 Korra/Asami Sato Avatar: Legend of Korra 3148 POC 7 N Alex Danvers/Maggie Sawyer Supergirl (TV 2015) 3018 Whi/POC 8 4 Alphys/Undyne (Undertale) Undertale (Video Game) 2473 Ambig 9 -1 Root | Samantha Groves/Sameen Shaw Person of Interest (TV) 2394 Whi/POC 10 -3 Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan 2359 White 11 -5 Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce Glee 2218 Whi/POC 12 5 Kara Danvers/Cat Grant Supergirl (TV 2015) 2106 White 13 -3 Peggy Carter/Angie Martinelli Agent Carter (TV) 1895 White 14 -5 Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray Glee 1839 White 15 -4 Allison Argent/Lydia Martin Teen Wolf (TV) 1700 White 16 -3 Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell Pitch Perfect (Movies) 1630 White 17 -1 Delphine Cormier/Cosima Niehaus Orphan Black (TV) 1445 White 18 78 Fareeha "Pharah" Amari/Angela "Mercy" Ziegler Overwatch (Video Game) 1387 Whi/POC 19 -5 Myka Bering/Helena "H. G." Wells Warehouse 13 1384 White 20 -5 Jemma Simmons/Skye | Daisy Johnson Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) 1335 Whi/POC 21 -1 Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long RWBY 1304 Whi/POC 22 0 Maxine Caulfield/Chloe Price Life Is Strange (Video Game) 1201 White 23 19 Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught Wynonna Earp (TV) 1169 White 24 N Erin Gilbert/Jillian Holtzmann Ghostbusters (2016) 1164 White 25 7 Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee RWBY 1101 Whi/POC 26 -8 Mikasa Ackerman/Annie Leonhart Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan 1100 Whi/POC 27 N Serena Campbell/Bernie Wolfe Holby City 1091 White 28 -9 Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli Rizzoli & Isles 1059 White 29 23 Lapis Lazuli/Peridot (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 980 Ambig 30 -9 Anna/Elsa (Frozen) Frozen (2013) 976 White 31 -8 Tara Maclay/Willow Rosenberg Buffy the Vampire Slayer 934 White 32 -6 Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell Game of Thrones (TV) 909 White 33 -5 Ashlyn Harris/Ali Krieger Women's Soccer RPF 870 White 34 -9 Gwen/Morgana (Merlin) Merlin (TV) 863 Whi/POC 35 4 Ruby/Sapphire Steven Universe (Cartoon) 856 Ambig 36 -12 Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 845 White 37 -10 Miranda Priestly/Andrea Sachs The Devil Wears Prada (2006) 843 White 38 -8 Female Shepard/Liara T'Soni Mass Effect Trilogy 838 Ambig 39 -10 Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket Homestuck 805 Ambig 40 33 Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood Shadowhunters (TV) 804 Whi/POC 41 -10 Pacifica Northwest/Mabel Pines Gravity Falls 796 White 42 N Maria Reynolds/Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler Hamilton – Miranda 791 POC 43 -9 Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov Marvel Cinematic Universe 762 White 44 -7 Pearl/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 761 Ambig 45 -12 Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers Buffy the Vampire Slayer 760 White 46 -10 Nyssa al Ghul/Sara Lance Arrow (TV 2012) 749 Whi/POC 47 -6 Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka Haikyuu!! 748 POC 48 15 Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 683 White 49 -14 Malia Tate/Kira Yukimura Teen Wolf (TV) 681 Whi/POC 50 3 Amethyst/Pearl (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 636 Ambig 51 47 Anya/Raven Reyes The 100 (TV) 632 POC 52 22 Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Batman - All Media Types 628 White 53 N Alex Danvers/Kara Danvers Supergirl (TV 2015) 624 White 54 -6 Leliana/Female Warden Dragon Age: Origins 611 Whi/Amb 55 -12 Female Hawke/Isabela Dragon Age II 601 Amb/POC 56 30 Astra/Alex Danvers Supergirl (TV 2015) 598 White 57 -19 Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde Homestuck 593 Ambig 58 -12 Octavia Blake/Raven Reyes The 100 (TV) 590 Whi/POC 59 -12 Charlie Bradbury/Jo Harvelle Supernatural 584 White 60 -20 Tobin Heath/Alex Morgan Women's Soccer RPF 577 White 61 27 Maya Hart/Riley Matthews Girl Meets World 567 White 62 N Betty Cooper/Veronica Lodge Riverdale (TV 2017) 533 Whi/POC 63 -6 Cosette Fauchelevent/Éponine Thénardier Les Misérables - All Media Types 522 White 64 2 Gabrielle/Xena Xena: Warrior Princess 518 White 65 -15 Princess Bubblegum/Marceline Adventure Time 515 Ambig 66 -21 Laura Hollis/Danny Lawrence Carmilla (Web Series) 503 White 67 -11 Kaiou Michiru/Tenoh Haruka Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon 498 POC 68 N Mila Babicheva/Sara Crispino Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) 483 White 69 -3 Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss Criminal Minds 481 White 70 -26 Quinn Fabray/Santana Lopez Glee 479 Whi/POC 71 -11 Female Inquisitor/Josephine Montilyet Dragon Age: Inquisition 476 Amb/POC 72 -4 Female Inquisitor/Sera Dragon Age: Inquisition 473 Whi/Amb 73 -18 Belle/Red Riding Hood | Ruby Once Upon a Time (TV) 464 White 74 -20 Kelley O'Hara/Hope Solo Women's Soccer RPF 463 White 75= 10 Camila Cabello/Lauren Jauregui Fifth Harmony (Band) 460 POC 75= N Tobin Heath/Christen Press Women's Soccer RPF 460 Whi/POC 77 -28 Kahlan Amnell/Cara Mason Legend of the Seeker 455 White 78 -13 Dorothy Baum/Charlie Bradbury Supernatural 453 White 79 -20 Cora Hale/Lydia Martin Teen Wolf (TV) 452 White 80 N Ayase Eli/Toujou Nozomi Love Live! School Idol Project 451 POC 81 3 Garnet/Pearl (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 449 Ambig 82 N Amethyst/Peridot (Steven Universe) Steven Universe (Cartoon) 445 Ambig 83 N Kimberly Hart/Trini (Power Rangers 2017) Power Rangers (2017) 441 POC 84 -33 Rachel Berry/Santana Lopez Glee 436 Whi/POC 85 -24 Gail Peck/Holly Stewart Rookie Blue 430 White 86 -28 Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket Homestuck 429 Ambig 87 -23 Clarke Griffin/Raven Reyes The 100 (TV) 421 Whi/POC 88 -19 Arizona Robbins/Calliope "Callie" Torres Grey's Anatomy 414 Whi/POC 89 N Carol Aird/Therese Belivet Carol (2015) 404 White 90 4 Costia/Lexa (The 100) The 100 (TV) 399 Whi/Amb 91 -29 Bo/Lauren Lost Girl 397 White 92 -20 Jenny Flint/Madame Vastra Doctor Who (2005) 390 Whi/Amb 93 -12 Hermione Granger/Ginny Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 388 Whi/Amb 94 -23 Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde Homestuck 385 Ambig 95 N Nishikino Maki/Yazawa Nico Love Live! School Idol Project 383 POC 96 -26 Sam Carter/Janet Fraiser Stargate SG-1 382 White 97 -20 Akemi Homura/Kaname Madoka Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica 373 POC 98 -23 Irene Adler/Molly Hooper Sherlock (TV) 363 White 99 -8 Maxine Caulfield/Victoria Chase Life Is Strange (Video Game) 361 White 100 N Alana Bloom/Margot Verger Hannibal (TV) 360 White

[graywyvern]

stretto

1. these ashes that are still warm contumely · land of pure basalt vigils held beside the road Royal Wedding on the taiga planets not yet logged in a book worlds lost in the glare

2. pallid bust shorn of raven ferries our cerulean triage wheel in the sky & blank vault Madeira quaffed in Savannah march through excrement till Samhain drink from a carved gourd

3. drowsy kingwise debacle cobble · but such is not our fate ages deprived of the dream dry reed impressed into wet clay Lacaille ninety three fifty two song of a hard rune

4. green goblin out of Egypt hyaline Ialdabaoth & it's not coincidence a statue sang for the pilgrim we gave uses for the comma & for swarthy milk

5. whirring of the glum tchukor will never bid Tara return completely burnt up the name tune that shatters the lime rebec khamsin with clinging teeth of iron dead speech of Latin

6. lunar rays on hematite nodules · haven for the godless cobweb in the Hyades in the streets flee the cough of plague silently fail ucalegons heroin supreme

7. absent repair from Tarot whirligig with too much English eagle's fall like sphinx of quartz sugarglass word · Earth pregnancy our clowncore turned miasmatic wrath of pangolin

8. at noon the jet fighters dim we are where we are in the game selling the death of coral snipers reopening Dallas creep away to die in secret talons in shadow

9. & there will still be people not yet translated into ghost werewolf hymn of celadon still at defacing the coinage cathedral into lead coded artificial cave

10. caraway gymnast luncheon howdah on a silver ostrich lost in this unstarry wood Plimsoll alone lifts the steep rose bathes despair in em'rald neon bulwark made of foehn

11. forlorn Alexandria my wheels trace no small arabesque mortals scratch the isopleth into another sere vortex i unsneck ilka cicala i am on a hajj

12. like passengers echoes come but none of them may tarry here redemption by grim yearning pry your chains with a paperclip colonize funest Maremma lockdown ends never

13. through the gates of malachite through the portal of last year's snow whispers mathematical trinkets & gauds of Metatron i steal from ev'ry guarded urn give back not many

14. by waxworks we're afflicted & still may perish from the curse a wasp that works in darkness & a candle on the carport no more use for all this money nor indeed this weight

15. cards back in the bitter deck elegies Plutonian made mask of Abracadabra khamsin caught in intricate form around the pool i wind my walk but dwell in legend

16. inimical the same air by which we fling out the high call of nothingness the nectar of nothingness the crowded church of nothingness the strict pidgin Bishop taken rook

17. tiny screens of basilisk nilpertain the survival quest i'll be in the library counting out my stolen silver with my Rin-Tin-Tin lidless ear under baobab

18. under star of the demon sure we have plenty of hand soap a stockpile of anodyne & eternal frozen gnomon under the blue gaze of Vega or its image

19. perilous iridescence landscape of cubed urban bismuth which is its own chronic veldt running with the most absent crowd Molinist with spire of bronze Durkin's falling short

20. but seldom bemoans the lack strand of Plutonian ubac in my charcoal fuzzy robe cooking up the mirific calx & how did i get here by swimming or by palindrome

21. Saharan haze · beast language suitable for a ghost planet haywire bivouac on Hekla because there is no other place because there finds no other peace no alternate ark

22. vessel spun of patchouli in a gong-tormented grotto wing flap of the resting owl in a wry Klingon idiom house shoes scrape on the stained concrete venomous dimness

23. ideal for the nigh Parcae & slosk ventriloquist cargo tracking the arc of justice from dense flames gather the lotus making the world grammatical with Junebug nozzle

24. this my anfractuous art vows in the anthropoid ebbing wobble of drunken balance & supple transinfinite math Latvian Gambit accomplish but smug delusion

25. winning maybe four months' grace geode in a box of agate giant egg left by Mothra unidentifiable buzz sand flurry here of Godzilla amidst fervent drouth

26. & i know the end is far & it won't be in time for all blaze of rosy azalea not yet fadge a finer logic charms as i wandered Tivoli cannot remember

27. gravel of a sunk morning all those caverns of makebelieve the square root of red cabbage the book that tells you where it's at parable's sublime reversal red Ras-Algethi

28. acquiesce to the Tsalal & not the first repentant Faust can still get killed in a car or return to rebuffed smoked eel triple mail in the snail cloister a death alumnus

     ENVOY: stalwart Nineveh prisoned in balmy glimmer its own antonym

[becoming-persephone]

Crystal Herbalism - Blue Tara Quartz 

Tara is a Tibetan deity and female Buddha that is the embodiment of compassion, enlightenment, and courage. Tara means star, an illumination within the shadows. She is an earth and star goddess but this stone encapsulates her heartbeat, the ocean.

Blue Tara Phantom Quartz is incredibly rare and this crystal above is self healed, broken and yet still continued to grow. It’s a powerful energy, representing the strength that manifests when we experience darkness. Shadows of blue, echoes of ocean waves encased within the crystals structure. Blue Tara Phantom Quartz is a cosmic balance of earth and water, a connection to that divine fluidity.

This crystal harmonizes with a divine frequency. With a flow cosmic wisdom, their energy deepens your intuitive connection to the universe. 

Enlightenment

Courageous Consciousness

Manifestation

Mystical

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This blog post is about the fourth mask, Green Heart Antelope created for the Prismic Vision NYE event hosted by the Body Earth Collective in Longmont. Read the previous posts in this series about Rabbit, Skunk, & Swan and other posts about the beginnings of the process as a whole and the success of the actual event. There will be three more posts, one for each mask. Be sure to Follow my blog to catch all the updates. I am looking forward to sharing more deeply about the process I went through with each mask.

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The Beginnings

Once we all had landed on the idea to work with animal allies, in addition to the Prismic Vision theme and the chakra rooms with altars, it also became clear that we wanted those animal allies to be found locally in Colorado. We used the Animal Medicine cards by Jamie Sams & David Carson to discern which allies would appear at which altars. I loved getting out of my own way, allowing my personal mythos and associations to fall away to see what threads of connection the universe wished to bring into the mix.

The Animal Ally from Animal Medicine cards by Jamie Sams & David Carson

For the other animals the way forward was fairly clear. However, when we came to the Green Heart center Rachel and I felt pretty strongly that we wanted Deer, or a similar animal ally, to be the guardian of our heart space. The Heart Altar was the central altar, in the middle of everything, and so it was especially important for our heart opening intentions. We couldn’t stop laughing when we drew the blank card from the Oracle deck, a clear sign that it was up to us to choose. To be extra sure we drew one more card, and that card was Pronghorn Antelope. I was excited by this message, for in India Antelope is already the traditional animal totem for the Heart Chakra. To spin this towards our own native Antelope ally lit me up.

I started with the horns, since Pronghorn Antelope have such interesting and distinctive antlers. I looked at many images to be sure I understood the delicate curve, which starts in one facing and then elegantly curves so that the points create almost an upside down heart above the Antelopes head. Like many of the other armatures, I used a combination of tape, cardboard, and tinfoil before cloaking in papier-mâché.

Getting the angles correct

Where do I put the eyes?

Attaching the Antlers and Ears

Finishing the Headdress

The head of the mask took a long time to trouble shoot. Unlike a Rabbit or Skunk, the placement of Antelope’s eye are nothing like that of our human ones. To accurately mimic the elongated face of Antelope I needed to come up with another solution for seeing out of the mask. I eventually settled on lifting the whole face above the head, similar to the Swan mask, making it more into a headdress. Maria of the Shamanic Dolls lead the opening procession. I wanted to be sure she could see clearly to guide the ceremony confidently.

Working with Antelope Medicine and the Energy of Green Heart

Green in the Heart always evokes for me images of Green Tara, Earth Mother, and Kwan Yin. Powerful and Kind goddesses of the Earth. The human eye can see more distinct shades of green than any other color, so I chose to work with the Greens found in the Prismic Vision Postcard, lovely colors between soft jade viridian and a true spring green. Colors that I can easily visualize radiating out from my heart into the whole world around me.

Green is fundamentally linked to nature, as well as joy, balance, harmony, and luck. The Heart Chakra is also a wellspring for balance and deep calm. It is the center were love originates. The mantra for the Heart is “I am Loved.” It is the center of the seven chakras, sitting equidistant from the higher realms of spirit and insight, and the lower realms of ground and action.

Green Antelope – Heart Altar Sketch

Pronghorn Antelope in this Green Heart space speaks to choosing action from the Heart. In society today we so often make decisions based on our mind or our gut, being driven by the pressures of every day to stay afloat in the chaos. Decisions made from the heart lead us along a different pathway, and although it may not seem clear at first, in the end our decisions are made with authentic integrity.

The Mask in the Space

The Green Heart Altar was extremely special. The base was built just for the event to meet the ever evolving needs of the central room. The central lobby was the literal heart of the event, with people pulsing through it constantly and a flurry of diverse performances, workshops, and art installations.

Photo Credit: Jack Jameson

The altar was built up to be a mound of sacred earth energy. Moss had been collected then reverently placed across it and a giant activator quartz crystal anchored the center. Pieces from the Healing Helix that had blended wishes and grief at Arise Festival were affixed to the sides for a communal weaving. Baskets of yarn were arranged around the altar, interspersed with candles and mindful art. The Antelope Mask rested confidently on the connection of two pieces of the Helix. Above the Altar hung sacred geometric shapes, a crystal Merkaba and a copper activator pyramid which flooded the space with energy.

As happens so often with participatory art the weaving took a life of its own. It expanded beyond the intended panels from the helix to envelop the whole altar. Even the Antelope Mask was woven into the Altar. When the time came to retrieve the mask for the Opening Procession it was already thoroughly bound into the magic of the Heart, and took some delicate unraveling to free it for the ceremony.

The Altar was on wheels so when the Procession arrived in the central room it was moved to make room for our dance. We began by spiraling around Maria, creating a nexus of energy, a revelation. We danced toward her from Despair to Hope, dancing from the action of our hearts, landing connected together. Then spinning back out into the room we called out our intentions, inviting the whole room to speak their activations. It was a glorious, hopeful moment of Unity.

The words on the Altar were as follows: 

Green – Heart – Pronghorn Antelope

Clear & Direct … Decisive Action. 

Ancestor Wisdom. 

The Imagination of the Heart.

Antelope signifies knowledgeable action; action that has its basis in clarity, focus, and commitment. Antelope is a symbol for the antenna of your hara, which attaches you to Great Mystery by its long cords of light. As we look at Antelope, we become aware of our mortality and the short time we have on this planet. With this is mind, we must act accordingly.

Antelope medicine is the knowledge of life’s circle. Knowing of death, Antelope can truly live. Action is the key and essence of living.

– Excerpt from “Medicine Cards” by Jamie Sams & David Carson

Rachel and I Resting & Admiring the Altar after the Event

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concepts of a new oc

technically not new — this is actually the gem version of tara bedford, peridot’s case manager in petri dish. depending on what people want, i may or may not ship her with blue zircon. she’s a little cryptic and kinda tart (ha ha fruit puns) but she’s a total sweetie with people who stick around her long enough. she doesnt know what to do with emotionssss. she used to be an advisor to pink diamond and now she’s a patrol manager for blue diamond’s quartzes

im leaning towards the right version of her though the bright pink dress is a little jarring at this time of the night