i had a thought.
you know those soulmate aus where they can feel each other’s pain?
so doesn’t that extend to period pains/cramps as well?
so when James felt a sudden, constant pain in his abdomen (around that area), he learnt that it was the cause of period pains/cramps and so assumed his soulmate was a girl.
Sirius always talked about having a little sister. but all of a sudden, Sirius started talking about a baby brother, and insists he’s never had a sister.
James never connected the dots. He never once thought that Regulus Black could possibly be his soulmate, even though he wished desperately for it, but wishes were just useless hope.
he’s also constantly felt horrible pains that reduced him to shaking messes, especially during the holidays. and Sirius would come back bruised and beaten.
it was only when Sirius hit his brother with a stinging hex at the leg during one of their fights, that caused James to fall instantly to the floor, did he finally, finally realise.
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If I see one more person call Jane Austen “Victorian literature” I’m going to absolutely blow my top
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PJO Fancast (6/?) → Iñaki Godoy as Leo Valdez
Leo looked like a Latino Santa's elf, with curly black hair, pointy ears, a cheerful, babyish face, and a mischievous smile that told you right away this guy should not be trusted around matches or sharp objects. His long, nimble fingers wouldn't stop moving—drumming on the seat, sweeping his hair behind his ears, fiddling with the buttons of his army fatigue jacket. Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough sugar and caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. "Anyway," Leo said, "I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?"
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listening to Born to die and I can only think of toxic Bartylus artist au
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Hate to say it, but I am a Severus Snape hater
I've had a crush on my friends, and they dated someone I didn't approve of... but I never called my friend a slur cause of it
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Im 👀 at your Mondstadt having an underground area and I just want to bring up this idea in a fanfic I read (Windwheel Aster: Adored by the wind) where Mondstadt has secret underground passageway between them and Liyue for emergency use. Now im combining those ideas in my head of underground passageways beneath Old Mondstadt. Like some sort of dark souls crypt for those who perished (since its Really Hard to do a burial in the snow). You know how the wind brings Mondstadter's souldls home? Yeah what if thats not just a Venti thing but also existed during the time of Decarabian. (I can tie this into Istaroth but thats a whole nother paragraph)
DON't MIND ME HAVING SpeNT most of hte day reading that fic ahem
Crypts under Mondstadt...oh I love that idea it fits in mood-wise with the Actual Dead Guy under the statue, giving Mondstadt and ameno all the more ties to death and souls and imprisonment + yeah how do you deal with bodies when the ground is frozen hard and the city is micromanaged by the god. Why, if the bodies are getting in the way, why not remove them, help the souls pass on, and place the bodies neat and orderly filed away. Away from the people so they can focus on life instead of death, but each passed person can still be easily found in case they're needed. Besides, crypts are often under a church and Mondstadt is the nation most known for having a church....maybe not under Mondstadt's currentday church, but the people did use to 'bow' around the tall tower which houses a god....
But also........those Istaroth ties? 👀👀👀
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James Potter loves Eminem
*In the Gryffindor common room*
James: *eyes closed* 🎶Sometimes I wonder what the old me’d say🎶
Sirius: 🎤If what?🎤 :D
James: *moonwalking* 🎶If he could see the way shit is today🎶
Remus: 🎙️Look at this shit, man🎙️
James: 🎶He’d probably say that everything is ✨gay✨-🎶🏳️🌈
Sirius: *flying across the room* 🎤Like HAPPY!! :D🎤🏳️🌈
All: 🎶What’s my name, what’s my naaaaaaame?!🎶
James: Yuh 🙂↔️
*mic drop*
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Needed an eight digit numeric code for a website and just immediately decided on 11031959 like it wasn't completely unhinged to choose a dead gay wizard's birthday as a passcode
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Anyone else think Marlene McKinnon would have loved All Born Screaming?
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