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Pandora: Reg have you seen my stilettos?

Regulus: Why would you have a stiletto?

Pandora: Why wouldn’t I?

Regulus: Because it’s dangerous?

Pandora: *extremely confused* It’s not

Regulus: It’s a knife Dora

Pandora: *holding up her stilettos* It’s a shoe Reg

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summary:

Sirius gets accused of vandalism

He doesn’t really care, because:

1. He really needs a smoke

2. The officer interrogating him is hot

3. Said officer has a cigarette

wolfstar one shot ⭐️

(sirius is a criminal lol (kind of))

link: Smoke Signals

[lilyofthevalleyys]

thank you for the tag!!

WELL it’s not wrong

tagging: @sleepinginmygrave @myriadparacosm @whoopsiesnodaisies @chace-vito and anyone else!

Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)

reblog with your results

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omg hi i saw that ur an asian minor?? me too girl!!! i live in singapore lol wbu (the education system here is crazy😓😓😓)

hello!!! yep i am :)) and crazy enough i live in singapore too (the education is killing me im dead)

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͙⁺˚*･༓☾ part 8 ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

i have no excuse for how late this is

also to clarify:

- evan goes by rosier and is a (kinda) faceless singer so only those close to him knows

- that was barty’s first time seeing evan btw

tagging: @rosekiller-addict

part 7 | part 9

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a crow!!!

tagging: @myriadparacosm @not-rab @sleepinginmygrave and anyone else!

starting a tumblr game out of boredom , used it in a ask bf and idk if anyone else has done smth like this bf but credits to whoever did !!

if you could be any animal, which one would you be ? (picture optional)

i’d be a red panda !!

tagging : @beomnoullitheorem @miupow @reallycoolstrawberry @schmidtsbimbo @yeonjun4beagles @dearlyjun @lostpinkchampagne @meizthoughts @tyunzonlystar @kosmokai @iwonbin @riri4riize @yeritos @7hyein @vvlp4tches @lapetitebabydoll @yiippii @f3mcelbambi @diizzzie @miuyeon + anyone who wants 2 join

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Evan would drop multiple hints about what he wants for his birthday and think Barty didn’t pick up on them, then when it’s his birthday, Barty gets him that thing, ten times better.

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Evan: Remind me about why I like Barty again?

Regulus: Because you’re a gay idiot who’s type is their best friend who’s an annoying whore

Evan: Oh that’s why. Can I get a refund?

Regulus: In your fucking dreams

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Barty and Evan like to be protective uncles towards Luna and give all her new dating partners an absolutely terrifying shovel talk (also because Barty especially just likes watching people squirm)

Ginny earned their undying respect when she was completely not phased at all and just told them that if she ever breaks Luna’s heart, they are welcome to do all that because she would never do such a thing and if she did, she’d deserve it

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thank you for the tag!

tagging: @sleepinginmygrave @hoffelstar @vini213 @limetimo @fefifofae and anyone else!

CHALLENGE

using the Saxon's character on picrew and make it look like you <3

@effervescent-lesbian @babyqueenfangirl @radiosilencedtori @jinxdragons @touloserrrr @radio-silence-fan @blonde-tori-spring555

[lilyofthevalleyys]

thank you for the tag!

tagging: @sleepinginmygrave @myriadparacosm @limetimo @whoopsiesnodaisies and anyone else :D

tysm @ecstarry for the tag!! <3

link here

idk who hasn’t been tagged but @caffeinatedbisexual @cowboywiththenecktattoo @sixlane @theparisianowl @milkisanabomination :)

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kleptomaniac reggie brainrot rn

- he has stolen the cutlery many times before but he always went down to the kitchens to return them

- the thing he’s stole the most are quills

- everything’s he’s stolen he can easily afford

- the condition worsens around exam period

- he keeps the stolen things he hasn’t returned in a huge box in his closet and he just opens it to throw whatever he steals into it

- when the box overflows, he fills a bag of it and go around leaving them in random places or giving them away to his friends. sometimes he puts them back where he found them

- once he realised he stole something even though he didn’t mean to

- his animagus is a crow

should i just make a oneshot out of this im gonna go crazy

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wait why have i never heard anything about Barty being a spray painter. Because he totally would. Like i can see so clearly him picking out a random place and then lugging an armful of spray paint with him to that place, and painting some really cool things, you know? And there’s one spot where there’s a huge graphic of a rose and a dagger, which he made after his and Evan’s one year anniversary :)

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Marlene: NO IT’S NOT

Sirius: YES IT IS

James: YOU’RE BOTH WRONG

Remus: What now?

Peter: They’re arguing about which part of ABCD is the best

Remus: …What?

James: ABCD IS ICONIC AND THEREFORE THE BEST

Sirius: WXYZ IS THE OUTRO SO IT’S THE BEST

Marlene: LMNOP IS THE BEST PART OF THE SONG

Peter: See?

Remus: That’s a stupid thing to be arguing about

Remus:

Remus: And for the record, Sirius, LMNOP is the best-

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Little fun fact.

In Italy horns and antlers (corna) have a second meaning. Someone is a "cornuto" (=with antlers) if they got cheated on. Cheating on is commonly said "mettere le corna a qualcuno" (put the antlers on someone). I'm not sure why, I think it comes from the myth of the Minotaur (y'know, cause the Pasifae cheated on her husband and the product of it was a child with horns).

This to say that Italian Barty DEFINITELY took the piss off James for this more than once.

Like, James wearing fake antlers for Halloween or something and Barty fucking roaring with laughters

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okay here’s another fic idea :D

reggie has sticky fingers. quills, scraps of parchment, even clothes and especially jewellery, he’ll steal them. he’ll return them of course but only if he doesn’t know them well. if he’s close friends with you, well you can say goodbye to your things. it’s a bad habit, he knows, but he can’t really stop.

anyway, when he meets james in third year, he steals james’ bracelet. james searches for it for weeks, until he sees it on regulus’ wrist. he takes it back from a reluctant reggie, and sirius tells him about reggie having sticky fingers.

by sixth year, james was well aware of his crush on reggie. so he starts purposely leaving things out for reggie to take, maybe lending a ring to sirius or leaving his jumper on the table remus was sitting at in the library.

sure enough, reggie steals them. he wears the jewellery and uses the quills, and james will go and ask for them back just to talk to him. but by the end of the conversation, reggie realised that james hasn’t taken back anything.

Link to headcannons!

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and we light candles!!

@not-rab @myriadparacosm @my-castles-crumbling @definitelynotttheo @risetherivermoon @sleepinginmygrave you’re invited!!

New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.