#bot!deadpool

[zombieloid]

Alphabet NSFW | bot!Deadpool x top!mreader

Alphabet NSFW  | MDNI 

Deadpool x Top male reader 

Warnings: sex and things related to sex...

Word count: 1.789

Doubtful english and grammar

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A=Aftercare (After those moments how are they)

At the beginning of your "relationship" when you weren't really dating or had anything more than a sexual relationship, he was playful, making jokes about performance or how grateful he was for having healing powers after what you did to his hole, but then after some time dating he surprisingly became more cuddly after sex, just wanting to be held and taken care of by you, not that he's like that every night, he's still the playful Wade he always was, but at times he gets a lot more sentimental.

B=Bodypart (Favorite body part from them and you)

After he was disfigured, he really stopped finding himself attractive, although he's never talked about it to anyone, but after he started dating you and saw how much you adore him, he became more relaxed about it. His favorite part of his own body is his ass and chest, and on you, it's your hands, arms, and beard if you have one.

C=Cum (Self-explanatory)

There's absolutely nothing against it, he's definitely not the type to run to the shower after a cumshot, he wouldn't mind spending the whole day with your cum dripping down his legs which isn't as uncommon as it seems, sometimes you have a quickie in the morning and he just doesn't have time to clean himself up haha... (it's obvious he does it on purpose, but you don't talk about it.)

D=Dirty Secret (Something no one else knows but them)

He gave you a new leather jacket making you stop wearing your old one, leaving it alone in the closet, one day you went to get it to donate or something and realized it wasn't there, Wade said he didn't know and left it at that, what you didn't know was that in fact Wade only gave you the new jacket so he could masturbate in your old one when he missed you without having to return it to your closet and risk you noticing the white stains or strange smell on it. 

E=Experience (What have they done before you? Do they even know what they're doing?)

He has all the experience in the world, I imagine him opening Grindr in every single place he set foot when he was single, he definitely knows what he's doing.

F=Favourite Position (Self-explanatory, again)

He likes them all but specifically having you behind him, him on all fours or with his ass up and face down while you fuck him senseless.

 G=Goofy (Serious during it or maybe be cracking jokes midway)

He's Goofy, he wouldn't be him if he wasn't, but when he's really fucked up, limp and struggling to get his brain to turn on he's just a mess of moans without any jokes, it's the best way to shut him up if he's being too annoying, but know that there's no way back when he realizes that just being incredibly annoying makes you fuck him.

H=Hair (They shave, let it grow, how much?) 

Due to the burns the hair no longer grows on his arms, legs, and face but he still has some sparse hair on his most intimate parts, which he rarely shaves, he would only do it if you asked him to.

I=Intimacy (How much intimate they are)

He is extremely intimate, he likes to kiss, hug, lick, he was already romantic like that before you had a serious relationship, now then? He is glued to you 24/7 (not literally considering his missions and your work or missions too if you are a hero or anti-hero, but you get the idea.)

 J=Jack off (They do it? how frequently?)

Since his sex drive has increased drastically since he became Deadpool he used to do it often but now that he's with you he feels much less, not the urge to have sex but the urge to do it alone, usually he can handle it till you come home but if he can't because you're working or something he'd probably send you a video of it or borrow some of your clothes to help him with it.

 K=Kink (What they are into in bed)

BDSM

Sweat/musk

Knife play

Shibari

Exhibitionism

Toys

Handcuffs/ropes

Masturbating together, I don't know what it's called but it makes him feel like a teenager in love with his "bro" from the school football team

Leather

Doing it in uniform

Roleplaying but only the most cliché ones like police officer, nurse or maid (yes, he has the fantasies)

Lingerie

"Dressing up as a woman" (I don't know what it's called, again maybe the way I wrote it seems offensive but rest assured it's not, I know there are no women's or men's clothes but I don't know how to describe it better, sorry)

L=Location (where they like to do it, where they wouldn't do it)

Every place is a place and any time is a time if you're really into it, but your favorites are: kitchen, couch, rooftop and any place at x-mansion, he loves doing this to Logan's stuff just to see him wrinkling his nose at the smell of the pheromones you leave behind. You really don't care about it, you even join in the fun by pretending not to understand when he comes in yelling asking who fucked in his dorm.

M=Motivation (What turns them on, makes them continue)

You. Simply you. Of course, tight clothes and your swollen muscles after the gym help, but none of that is necessary. You are exactly his type. You makes his blood flow to the south the moment he thinks you want it.

N=NO (Things they wouldn't do no matter what)

He wouldn't do anything you didn't want him to, that's a big no for somno and he would never do anything to hurt you even if you asked him to. He likes it when you do it to him because it doesn't really hurt him, after all, he is immortal and even if you were immortal, he wouldn't have the courage to do it.

O=Oral (Receiving, giving, skills)

He likes to give and receive but if he's going to receive he'd rather you eat him. He's really good at it, like, really good. He really knows what he's doing and knows how to push you over the edge in seconds, he loves it, watching your head throw back and guttural moans unconsciously coming out of your mouth, it could make him cum in his pants, in fact, it often does.t could make him cum in his pants, in fact, it often does.

P=Pace (How fast they do it)

He likes it fast, rough and raw, wants you to fuck him senseless until his brain turns to mushy jelly and he can't even move his legs.

Q=Quickie (Do they do it? Enjoy it?)

If you're into it and he's into it it doesn't matter what time or place you're doing it. He has absolutely nothing against it, he even enjoys the thrill of it.

 R=Risk (Like taking risks? Are you afraid of new things?)

As I said before, he really likes excitement and is always willing to take some risk, especially if it's to be with you. He likes new things and is willing to try everything with you, but he also cares and would never do something you don't want or somewhere that if you were caught you could get REALLY fucked, like at work, for example.

S=Stamina (How long can they last? How many rounds?)

He doesn't last that long the first few times, but he can last a few rounds until he's a limp, crying mess. Of course, it also depends on how fast/hard you do it and how tired he is, but in general, he cums quickly but cums a lot of times.

 T=Toys (Do they have toys? Uses?)

He has and has many, all kinds of things and Kink involving toys, know that he was there, he keeps them, it's not the kind of thing to throw away even if he doesn't use them as much as he used to, he must have 2 or 3 that he really uses often, except for the ropes or handcuffs he uses with you if you're also into that.

U=Unfair (Like teasing? being teased?)

He is the teasing himself, always walking around in short or tight clothes, bending down to pick things up, moaning unnecessarily while trying some food that you cooked/bought for him or rubbing himself against you when you cook together in the cramped kitchen.

V=Volume (How loud are they?)

He screams, moans, whines, begs, what he does most is scream your name, this is good if you don't like to introduce yourself very much, you can be sure that all the neighbors already know your name.

 W=Wildcard (just a random fact or headcanon)

He is REALLY in love with you, think of a man who kisses wherever you step, that's him.  After some time together, he thought about getting a tattoo with your name or initials. He even tried, but discovered that in less than 24 hours he had already regenerated and the tattoo was gone. He was very disappointed since he couldn't even show you the tattoo before it faded, but it still gave him an idea. He always surprises you on your birthday. This year, you spent the day working. You imagined that due to your busy schedule, he would have left it aside. Well, when you got home, you noticed the unusual silence. Usually, he would be lying on the couch watching TV or waiting for you to have dinner, but this time... nothing, emptiness and silence. You imagined that maybe he was tired and had gone to bed. So you snuck around the house, a little suspicious, looking for him until you reached the bedroom. You went in and came across an extremely pleasant surprise: Wade, tied up in ribbons of your favorite color, with a gag in his mouth, a bow on his back, and a tattoo on his bun that said "free use" and an arrow pointing to his ass.

 X=X-Ray (What's down there?)

It's thicker than it is big, has some veins but not many, some burns like the rest of his body. cut.

Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

Extremely high, even before his "transformation" he had a high sex drive, and then what? ha, he's always up for it.

Z=Zzz (How fast do they go to sleep afterward?)

Very fast, does he usually fall asleep fast after sex then? 2 minutes and this man is passed out in your arms.

[drac0line1nn1t]

*Wade staring at himself in the mirror*

Wade: I'm so pretty.. *obviously doesn't believe it and is trying to convince himself*

*Wade frowns and reaches for his mask*

*Logan walks up behind him and gently grabs the arm reaching for his mask and Wade jumps around three feet in the air*

Wade: Marvel jesus peanut warn a gu-

*Logan reaches around his head with his other hand and puts his hand over Wade's mouth*

*Logan leans his head on Wade's shoulder looking in the mirror too*

Logan: *smiles* You're so pretty, bub.

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

Ok, Val, SAY IT WITH ME

Babygirl Deadpool with praise kink 🗣️🗣️

Bro's been dealing with pain all his life that he cries when the user is gentle with him (maybe some overstimulation too teehee 👉👈)

-🌹

" 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 "

𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐱 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭! 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐁! 𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫 | 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 ·̩　　 ｡　☆　　　ﾟ ＊ 　 ｡*　　+　 　＊ 　･ 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗋𝖾𝖽, 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒, 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗈𝗋𝖾𝖽. 𝖲𝗈 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖷-𝖬𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇? 𝖧𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝖻𝖻𝗒! 𝖲𝗈, 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖷-𝖬𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝖢𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗎𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍. 𝖫𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁, 𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌, 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝖿 𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗐𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾, 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖾 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗀𝖾𝗍-𝗎𝗉. 𝖢𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖶𝖺𝖽𝖾'𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗒, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝖿 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇���𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋, 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖷-𝖬𝖾𝗇- 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌𝗅𝗒? 𝖶𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋- 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗏𝗈𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉, 𝖺𝗌𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖢𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗎𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖶𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗍 𝗎𝗉, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎.

𝐕𝐀𝐋 ' 𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 ♥ been over a year now since this request... anyway, I did change it a bit up, hope you don't mind that rose, also, babygirl Deadpool with a praise kink 🗣️

𝐂𝐖: 𝖭𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗎𝗌𝗎𝖺𝗅 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 (𝖨 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖽), 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒 (𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗌), 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗁𝗂𝖽𝖽𝖾𝗇 𝗉𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗆, 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗋 (𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍), 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗆𝗎𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗃𝖾𝗋𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 (𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀) 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐑: 𝖬𝖺𝗅𝖾𝖯𝖮𝖵! 𝖴𝗌𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 '𝗁𝗎𝗇𝗄' (𝗂𝗇 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅'𝗌 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌), 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗋 𝖺 '𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖽', '𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖿𝖿' 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 '𝖼𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁', 𝗎𝗌𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝗆𝗎𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗍, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽

˖✧˚⋆ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 ⋆˚✧˖

𝐩𝐨𝐞.𝐚𝐢 ★彡 𝐣𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫.𝐚𝐢 ★彡

©2025 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐟𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

[crnl-chicken-tots]

poolverine is hot rod and kup coded to me

[gryficowa]

Boycott!

You know what pisses me off? These porn bots and these "From working at Amazon" bots, you just have to get through them to reach the collections -_-

But no, for people on tumblr, the bigger problem is "tag spam", not that there is spam from porn bots and fucking amazon…

Now that I have your attention:

gaz

[raventhebard]

I have some goals right now

Finish my Poolverine WIPS

Survive Disney when I go later this week

Get Haiku botted

Write a full Poolverine Fic

[ladyohdeath]

the fact that i just saw someone on tiktok say a/ubrey p/laza isn't "hot enough" for d/eadpool someone hold me back i swear

[ff91af]

Hi are you a full term / short term submissive slave seeking for a dominant mistress to serve and explore some new kinks to you as a pro submissive ..??

Normally I wouldn't respond to this blatant bot spam- HOWEVER.

I'm getting some real flirty Lady Deadpool/Wolverine vibes, like a bad dating site message.

[thechaosdragoness]

Went out with the hubby on a well-deserved splurge! Got a Wolverine hoodie, A Jason Voorhees themed hockey jersey, some X-Men shirts (in fact I'm SO happy they had a Gambit one! X-Men '97 did my sweet baby angel so dirty and I'm still upset about it), a Wolverine/Logan Howlett Pop (can you tell Wolverine is my favorite yet?) and Astro Bot for PS5!

[tera-it-up]

I really feel like someone needs to make an essay, or a story, or something that gets into the fine line between making nostalgia-bait fanservice for corporations and making a memorial to art and artists that were consumed and destroyed by those same corporations.

aka I need someone else to talk about how Astro Bot and Deadpool & Wolverine made me feel very similar emotions but I think only one of them did it intentionally

[jjks1ut]

in my character ai era y'all should totally follow me there to get some bots of y'all favs😛🙏‼️(started off with hugh jackman rn tho bc im obsessed with him rn) https://character.ai/profile/msjackedman

[gryficowa]

Boycott!

Bruh

Now that I have your attention:

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It was just my reaction, some bots have been bothering me for some time now…

But don't skip the fundraisers!

[i-like-red-star-burst-b3]

hello. Anyone have ideas\request for Deadpool and Wolverine character ai bots? I wanna make more bots but I've had like no ideas (and I wanna cleanse my account from all the my hero academia bots I've made lol)

[cai-req1170]

New Bot!!

Looppool: idk how well he works 😭💔 let me know if I need to fix anything 😔💔

[d-adpool]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don’t ask, I just felt like screaming -🦝

you know, on every ask i get, there's a teeeny little button in the hot dog menu that says "report as spam"

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

i should probably finish that one bot...