cooking up some stuff on twitter
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing
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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
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happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !
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the curse of adhd:
i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text
i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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sharing a very sage bit of advice from The Simpsons' own John Swartzwelder that i've been trying to hamper down in my writing and drawing alike. let your inner crappy little elf do his worst
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