thesquirrelqueer · 3 months ago
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hey my wife saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. she’s gonna beat the shit out of you
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ninithegreat · 1 year ago
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BOTTOMS
Dir. Emma Seligman
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pascaloverx · 4 months ago
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UNREQUITED LOVE
Summary: Being a new student is already complicated. But when you end up developing an unwanted crush on a schoolmate, everything seems to get worse. This particular schoolmate is romantically involved with someone. And to make matters worse, the popular school quarterback starts to bother you.
Author's Note: This fanfic will be short and set in the universe of the movie Bottoms (2023), directed by Emma Seligman, using the characters from the film. The characters do not belong to me. The fanfic will not strictly follow all the situations from the movie. I hope you enjoy it. Initially, there will be no adult content. There will only be inappropriate language and scenes of violence.
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ONE
Justice really shouldn't exist. You defend yourself against an asshole who spread rumors that you were having an affair with your chemistry teacher and the following week you are forced to transfer schools.
"Get out of the way, nerd!" You hear a boy scream as you pass through the school entrance hall. Several other boys are carrying this boy on their arms, while shouting "Jeff, Jeff, Jeff".
"Education sends its regards, you idiot." You answer the boy. He immediately left the arms of the other boys. All dressed in football player clothes.
"Who are you?" The quarterback being carried asks in a rude manner. You close your eyes as you think about how to respond to the idiot in front of you.
"No one. But if you cross my path again, I could be your worst nightmare. And just so you know, the last quarterback that pissed me off ended up in the hospital." You say, getting close to him to look threatening. He looks a little scared, but when you turn around; and it creates trust.
"I have no interest in fucking you but thanks for the offer. Good luck surviving this school, nerd." His words shock you. You turn to look at him as you close your fist getting ready to hit him in the face.
"He's not worth it if that's what you think. I'm Josie, by the way." A girl approaches you as the players leave. You take a deep breath, still clenching your fists but thinking that your new schoolmate must be right. The consequences of hitting that shitty quarterback would be horrible.
"How do you put up with this?" You ask looking at Josie. She gives a somewhat awkward smile and then seems to think about how to respond.
"He's actually my girlfriend's asshole ex-boyfriend. Maybe this will make me put up with him more easily. But you'll get used to it. I can introduce you to my small group of people who can socialize in the midst of this hell." Josie speaks softly. You don't know if you'll be able to fit into anyone's friendship group in any way.
"How do you know I'm not an idiot?" You ask, walking to where your locker would be while Josie follows you. Just then, something hits you. Not something but someone. The person is running and basically passes halfway between you and Josie. Your body is thrown against your locker, making you fall to the ground.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm deeply sorry. I'm late for Mrs. Jones's class. I didn't even see you there." A girl says to you. You still have your face turned down but when you look up, to curse the girl, you are dazzled. She is probably one of the most beautiful girls you have ever seen. You are speechless while still on the floor. Josie seems worried about you, saying things you can't even hear. Your entire attention is directed to the pretty girl who made you fall to the ground.
"And that's an excuse to run over me? What's wrong with people around here." You speak feeling pain on your ankle. The girl who knocked you down holds out her hand for you to hold on to get up. You look at her feeling a confused feeling of irritation and lust.
"Don't take it personally. Let me help you up." The girl says to you, still waiting for you to take her hand. With no other way to do it, you take the girl's hand. She pulls you up. When you are back on your feet, you are very close to the girl. You look at each other, and you feel a bit embarrassed.
"What a strange way to introduce yourselves. New girl, this is Hazel. Hazel, this is the new student who arrived today. Poor thing, in less than twenty minutes she had to deal with Jeff and now got knocked down by Hazel here. Despite the way you met, new girl, know that Hazel is nice." Josie says, introducing you to Hazel. Hazel looks at you as if she's analyzing you, then gives a slight smile, as if she somehow approves of you.
"And doesn't the new girl have a name?" Hazel asks, looking at Josie and then at you. You hadn't even noticed that you hadn't introduced yourself to Josie until this moment.
"She does indeed. By the way, my name is Y/N." You respond, looking at Hazel with indifference. What if she notices your slight crush on her right away?
"I need to go now, but I'll see you at the break, Josie. And welcome, new girl. I hope you stick around. Our circle of friends is definitely the best you’ll find in this school," Hazel says as she runs off to a classroom.
"She seems a bit crazy, but she has a good heart. She and my best friend PJ have a special kind of friendship. I bet you'll like PJ too. How about you put your things in your locker and I show you around the school?" Josie proposes, and you nod. You're optimistic about this school transfer, just hoping you can control your attraction to Hazel. But this is only the first day of school; a lot can change.
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low-budget-korra · 1 year ago
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My comments on Bottoms (2023)
-The gay quality comedy we deserve!!! Omg thank you
-Josie is so me coded, the whole time I was reminded of the time I was in love with a straight girl that I felt was way outta my league. Sadly in my case, it ended more like PJ and Brittany.
-Hazel is such a babe. Isabel too, also Josie. Damn all the characters are so fine, unique and well written and acted.
-Jeff is the most gay straight guy I ever seen in my life.
-When Tim made Hazel fight that boxer, I wanted him to fuckin explode. Since they straight up murder the rival futebol team, I wouldn't mind if Tim had died as well. He is also gay AF and in love with Jeff.
-Movie of the year, worthy of all the hype. It should have been released cinema wide.
-Just like Barbie , it feels like everyone involved had so much fun while filming it and we can see how everyone was just so comfortable in their parts
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besaya-glantaya · 11 months ago
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whalesharkgummer · 7 months ago
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ayo and rachel necklaces from depop, emmaeboddy
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Chris: Jeffery Dahmer couldn't have picked me up let alone ate me
Nicholas: I'd be in his freezer for years
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The Kingdom of Var (2019)
My rating: 2/10
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movienized-com · 6 months ago
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The PA and the Manhattan Prince
The PA and the Manhattan Prince (2023) #BrittanyGoodwin #BrookeBurfitt #ScotCooper #AmandaNicholas #EmilyRachelGordon #ClaireKennedy Mehr auf:
Jahr: 2023 Genre: Romantik Regie: Brittany Goodwin Hauptrollen: Brooke Burfitt, Scot Cooper, Amanda Nicholas, Emily Rachel Gordon, Claire Kennedy, Diane Baldwin … Filmbeschreibung: Die loyale, schnell denkende Lucy ist die persönliche Assistentin von Stars und kann mit jeder Situation umgehen. Als Prinz Rupert in New York ankommt, um sich auf den Maskenball vorzubereiten, verliebt sich Lucy…
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therealmrpositive · 6 months ago
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Prom Night (2008)
In today's review, I race against the clock for the most killer prom night ever. As I attempt a #positive review of the 2008 remake of Prom Night. #BrittanySnow #ScottPorter #JessicaStroup #DanaDavis #CollinsPennie #KellyBlatz #JamesRansone #BrianneDavis
You don’t need me to tell you that modern life can be terrifying with its deadlines, pressures, and potential stalkers. Typically, these challenges don’t all happen simultaneously, but if they did, it would feel like a perfect storm of anxiety and uncertainty, perfect for a potential slasher film. In 2008, a film successfully rebooted a franchise to confront the terrors of the modern world, ones…
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thesquirrelqueer · 1 month ago
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“This place about to…”
Britt was the first Rosaline I ever saw, so it feels like a very full circle moment to have the last show I see her in at & Juliet be in that track as well. Since then, I have had the honor to get to see her perform in so many different tracks and she absolutely kills it every time. She’s just so much fun to be around and I will miss seeing her at the Sondheim. But! I am super proud and excited to see her kill it once again in a new show when Tammy Faye comes to Broadway!
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pascaloverx · 4 months ago
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UNREQUITED LOVE
Summary: Being a new student is already complicated. But when you end up developing an unwanted crush on a schoolmate, everything seems to get worse. This particular schoolmate is romantically involved with someone. And to make matters worse, the popular school quarterback starts to bother you.
Author's Note: This fanfic will be short and set in the universe of the movie Bottoms (2023), directed by Emma Seligman, using the characters from the film. The characters do not belong to me. The fanfic will not strictly follow all the situations from the movie. I hope you enjoy it. Initially, there will be no adult content. There will only be inappropriate language and scenes of violence.
ONE THREE
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Josie showed you around the entire school and then guided you to your first class, which happened to be her first class as well. She sat next to her girlfriend. You sat alone, noticing that neither the pretty girl from earlier nor the jerk from earlier were in this class. At least it's a good thing not having a partner for the chemistry project—no distractions. You begin to put on the lab coat and safety goggles to start an experiment written on the board. The teacher starts explaining what you have to do, and you take notes in your notebook. When you realize it, there's someone next to you.
"Is this seat taken?" You hear Hazel's soft voice close to your ear. Your body shivers and you even tremble slightly at the sensation of her being so close. Instinctively, you turn to face her.
"Yes, I mean no. There's no one sitting next to me." You speak a bit awkwardly but look her in the eyes. Piercing eyes, especially when you can't quite identify their color. Fearing you might seem creepy, you abruptly turn to the front as soon as she sits next to you.
"Do I make you uncomfortable?" Hazel asks while putting on her lab coat and safety goggles. You chuckle softly, as if she said something absurd.
"Don't flatter yourself. I'm just adjusting to the new school. It has nothing to do with you. My reaction would be the same with anyone." You respond, trying to divert her attention. She's in a relationship, and you don't want any trouble.
"Nonsense, you're uncomfortable because of me. Now it's just a matter of figuring out why. It can't be attraction; I saw you fawning over Jeff this morning. It's unlikely someone who has Jeff as their type would find me attractive." How could anyone in their right mind think your moment with Jeff was anything close to attraction? Sure, Jeff is attractive, but he literally only talks nonsense. You barely know him, but you already know that much. Besides, you're done with quarterbacks. But at least Hazel hasn't noticed your slight crush on her. Not all is lost.
"Sorry, but you're crazy. Or you need glasses. Jeff was rude to me, and I threatened to hit him. How could that be a sign that he's my type?" you say, looking at Hazel seriously, while she pours the first liquid of the experiment into the glass flask. She gives a mischievous smile that almost drives you mad.
"If he's not your type, does that mean I am?" Hazel says, seeming to tease you. You wait until you finish pouring the second liquid into the flask before you can look at her. You're side by side, watching as the liquid in the flask foams up and then spills over the laboratory table.
"Who's not the nerd's type?" Jeff appears beside you, surprising both you and Hazel. When you turn, his face ends up right in front of yours. It almost looks like you're about to kiss, which is awkward.
"My name isn't nerd. If you're going to butt into conversations I'm having, at least learn my damn name," you say impatiently, but Jeff finds it amusing. You glance at Hazel while Jeff laughs like an idiot, as if to say with your gaze, "And you thought I was into him."
"And what's your name, nerd?" Jeff asks, seeming to enjoy the proximity between you two as he doesn't move. You feel almost trapped until Hazel pulls her chair closer to hers, separating you two.
"Her name is Y/N, and we both need to finish this project. You should go find Tim and see if he wants his ego stroked," Hazel replies, as if she's rescuing you from the situation. You look at her gratefully, unable to express it in words.
"A nerd taking care of another. It's like watching a terrible nerd movie being produced right in front of me. But I'll let you two finish your stupid stuff. And Y/N, don't think you're getting away from me," Jeff says before leaving the lab, winking in your direction. What did you do to deserve this?
"On the bright side, at least now he knows your name," Hazel says, and you roll your eyes in her direction. For the love of God, you must be living a nightmare.
"You say the most absurd things. I don't know, sometimes there are more productive ways to use your mouth than talking nonsense," you say, still looking at Hazel, who leans forward, getting closer to you.
"In what way do you suggest I use my mouth?" Hazel asks, getting closer. You unintentionally glance at her lips, wondering what they taste like. But then the bell signaling the end of class rings, and you both pull away.
"You've been a great lab partner. I'm looking forward to continuing this project with you," you say, standing up and removing your lab coat and goggles. Hazel does the same. But before you can escape, she stands in front of you, blocking your path to the door.
"This is my number. Feel free to text me anytime you need to talk or when you realize this project is going to last the whole semester, which means we'll be seeing a lot of each other outside of class," Hazel says, handing you a piece of paper. She smiles at your surprised expression, clearly enjoying the fact that you're caught off guard by the idea of seeing each other outside of school. Then she leaves the room, leaving you speechless.
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WELCOME TO THE EXCELSIOR HOTEL GALLIA
Right in the middle of Milan, you'll find our home away from home for this trip. The Excelsior Hotel Gallia is a five star luxury escape known for its remarkable spirit and prestigious pedigree. When you're not enjoying our fashion show or the rest of what the city has to offer, our celebrities will be able to relax at the spa and salt cabin, enjoy a plethora of the best Italian cuisine, and take in the sights of the city at the rooftop bar.
Under the cut is the roommates list. Couples have been roomed together and everyone else was randomized by a generator. If you have been roomed with another fc that you play, please message us politely and we will fix it asap! Roommates are subject to change due to unfollows, follows, activity check etc. so please like this post to keep up to date on any changes.
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doradotcom · 1 year ago
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DREAM BLUNT ROTATION:
master wu
karuna asmr
best.dressed
my high school history teacher
charlie kelly
river song
abby lee miller
hanna marin
david cronenberg
clone of myself
alisha marie
amy dunne
my cat
peter capaldi
ldshadowlady
brittany broski
da vinky brothers
shaggy
thom yorke
croissant from the lidl bakery
wendy williams
princess carolyn
laszlo
laurenzside
willa succession
jon from garfield
mitski
dale cooper
george costanza
patrick stewart
needy lesnicki
miss piggy
the thing from the thing (1982)
lindsey lohan
what does the fox say guy
paul atreides (from the book specifically)
gerard way
andie anderson
priest from fleabag
thumbelina
brundefly
adrianne lenker
jennifer coolidge
ash williams
jason sudeikis
nicholas cage
lana
groucho
kyle from south park
channing tatum
maren bones and all
chucky
glenn howerton
nicholas hoult
eliza scanlen
squidward
lucy lego movie
charlie day
log lady
archie andrews
sza
10th doctor
emma watson
david cronenberg's ex wife
buffy summers
the blair witch
katherine heigl
woodstock from snoopy
viggo mortensen
sandy cheeks
hozier
kyle maclachlan
hamster from bolt
megan thee stallion
batman
the mountain goats (all of them)
dylan dog
garfield
jeremy fragrance
lip gallagher
fireboy and watergirl
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godeatershq · 3 months ago
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Poderiam sugerir fcs masculinos e femininos por favor?
Aqui você encontra várias sugestões que ainda não foram utilizadas, mas alguns outros que eu gostaria de ver são:
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