#bro tumblr isn't insta

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!!NSFW!!!

My friends and I have a tradition of playing "does this character have sex" whenever we get into a new piece of media, because we always enjoy everything together, and today we spent a few hours discussing TWST charactrs. They found out that I now have a Tumblr blog and told me I should "post our very scientific findings for the interwebs" (Note that we are all between the ages of 16-17, so in the same age group as the characters)

Heartslabyul (general judgement): The virgin one

Riddle: no, and he somehow doesn't even know what sex is. You'd think he'd know with how much he studies about everything you learn in school, so even sex-ed but no, he doesn't know

Ace: gray area, no bitches respectfully, except maybe Deuce, but we couldn't agree on that, he would treat it as "it's just a prank bro, no homo"

Deuce: yeah, sure, I mean he's pretty okay looking, not often tho

Cater: he seems like he'd be a dicord kitten or an insta-thot, he tries but doesn't really succeed, maybe once or twice.

Trey: no, because he actually wears a fedora, unironically. "he's as bland as the flour he uses in his cakes"-my friend#2

Savanaclaw (general judgement): Gahdayumm!!

Leona: YES! absoulutley 100% just look at him, but he'd be one of those lazy tops, is very casual about it, there isn't a lot to say because it's just so obvious that he is 100% a sex haver

Ruggie: Hard to say, he has an Italian souding name so maybe no, he hasn't yet discovered that he can earn quite a lot of money that way, or maybe he has (we couldn't agree on this)

Jack: gay wolf boyfirend fantasy so yes, big buff man go brrrr

Octavinelle (general judgement): ehhhh, fish go brrr

Azul: this was a very hard one to decide but in the end no, no real reason just doesn't seem like he would have it, he's on that alpha buisness grindset

Jade: Yes becazse friend#1 said so (she's a strong Jade stan) and everyone decided to let her have this one, but everybody else generally thinks he is Asexual (friend#1 is also ace)

Floyd: yes, he is bisexual in wicked and scheming ways and everybody is aware of that. Chaos bi, him and Jade are two side of a coin, all or nothing. He flirts by messing with people, mostly Riddle but as I've already said Riddle has no idea what's going on and just thinks Floyd has it out for him

Scarabia (general judgement): This was the hardest one to discuss

Kalim: He is very lovable, but no, for unknown reasons, boy has 0 rizz

Jamil: yeah, ig, normal 17 year old guy, he isn't basic like Trey, but he just doesn't have time because of Kalim

Pomefiore (general judgement): slayyy!

Vil: Yes, and his standards are surprisingly not as high as you'd think, we got very heated about how people often mischaracterize him as a very vain but he just wants people to be themselves and best version of themselves. Good for cardio

Rook: yes, in freaky kinky ways (see Rook alchemy card) he sometimes has touble finding people who are into the same stuff as him

Epel: no, beacause he is an "alpha male" in the worst ways possible

Ignihyde (General judgement): you'd think they be reddit mods, but they actually tumblr sexymen

Idia: yes, he has that disheveled rizz, the more they look like they haven't left the house since 2015 the better. We stan broken men in this household(blog), only on halloween tho that's when his confidence get's a bit better and he becomes and active member of society

Ortho: he is a robot based on a young child! NO!

Diasomnia (General judgement): oooh spooky~~

Malleus: yeah sure

Silver: gray are (they demanded I make that pun, pls forgive me)

Lillia: He is the most slay character, an old vampire/fae obviously yes. He has a lot of experience, best sex haver he's so amazing, Lillia for the win

Sebek: no

Staff (general judgement): a very mixed bag

Crowley: someone somwhere slept with him, he is kinda usless but he gets laid, look at his vacation outfit

Crewel: Definetly, high standards but he is correct, he gets to have high standards, he is the perfect man, not a DILF but also not not one

Trein: yes, loyal to his wife (rip tho), good husband 10/10 would trust him, good man

Vargas: Yeah, he's a typical good looking guy, he has never had a long term relationship but he doesn't want one

Sam: We debated for a long time and decided that yes he does have sex

[landinrris]

Re: your tag “a top 10 video of the day tbh” - that made me curious. What ARE your top videos of the day and why?

Shuffled back through the videos for this, so here we go in no real particular order because I'm endeared to all of them and horrible with ranking things when they all make my mind vibrate in equal amounts. Shoving this under a "read more" because it got long (top 10 moments and all) and fic-y.

I'll start out with the first real video of the day that I remember (not counting Shaun Farrugia's Insta Story that clued everyone into Lando being on the boat). Just them dancing with each other in essentially a circle of people. Martin's hand on Lando's shoulder, his thumb splaying out along Lando's collarbone. Makes me weak and ill in equal measure. They have several moments caught on camera that feel like a "this is us being close while still in public," type thing.

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Them dancing together at the Decks. Who knows the state of Lando's sobriety at this point. It's so carefree and open. I love the little flags on his cheeks and the ribbon around his head (the chain of his necklace poking out the back of his hoodie overtop his undershirt). I'm pretty sure this is around the same time that Lando asks Martin if he wants a drink as well because Eva's on the other side of Martin as the camera pans up.

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This is a more understated moment that's pretty quick, but I just love that they're dancing in their own little world with everyone. Parked up next to each other because where else would they be? (original video link)

This video of them with Lando asking Martin if he wants a drink 🫠. Lando taking the second to ask Martin if wants anything, Martin pulling him close so he can hear what Lando's trying to tell him, the person recording the video panning over to them and then almost immediately pulling away, Martin stealing Lando's drink and then not letting him go while he pretends to drink it.... it's every bit of the video as you can see 😅. Like bro, you can let go of him, it's okay. But no, it's another one of those little moments I mentioned earlier where they can let themselves have this little thing in the middle of a crowded boat with who knows how many cameras pointed in their direction.

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This video simply because it's cute and short and sweet. Them both vibing. I've put it here more so because of Lando's little dance and shimmy. It makes me sickeningly endeared. Lando may have quit DJing apart from special circumstances, but you can tell he loves getting into the rhythm of it.

I have... too much to say about this one... The fact that they're kind of sequestered off to the side a bit- Lando even behind what looks like a makeshift curtain of clothing. There are a few others around them, but boy if their attention isn't solely on each other. Their little mirrored dance is so much as well. But what absolutely annihilates me is the way you can tell they're both smiling at each other towards the end. Plus the fact that it looks like Lando either leans into Martin as the video cuts, or Martin pulls him in. In any case, it's a moment of privacy and it makes me ill.

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These are two long Insta stories I recorded for reasons, the first one more pertinent to it immediately being here than the second. I just love Lando sitting in and amongst everyone. He's sitting next to Martin's father (which is an entirely separate thing tbh) chatting and having fun. The second video was included because when the lights go off and a spotlight shines back onto the area he was, Lando doesn't seem to be there, which was an interesting note I wanted to have in the records because of the shot of Martin making his way back in that direction during the first half. Much to think about. (Tumblr didn't like my embedded video, so here's a screenshot of the first bit, but you'll have to go through the link to see all of what I'm talking about)

This was just a quick tiny thing piggy-backing off the last video, but it's a more closeup shot of Lando chatting with Martin's father. It makes me all soft inside that he gets close with the families of the people important to him. (Tumblr also didn't like the embedded video that was originally here, so here's a screenshot if you don't want to click through to see the actual clip)

Putting this video here because of both Mat Normann's arms around Lando, but also because Martin's there vibing and dancing by his side. Like, they're truly just existing and having a good time. Need to know who gave Lando that stupid little visor. But again, I love it for the subtleness and the comfort with how packed that room was.

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And then finally, this video that might as well be an hour long. The smiles, the bouncing back and forth... Martin's arm moves away from Lando at one point, almost like he was pulling Lando at the beginning. Many thoughts head very full. They almost never get to do this at the same time with each other, and it's an addicting feeling.

[laeteria]

It seems I never posted this here, so…

You may, or may have not, stumbled across this video, but yeah… My Tumblr is kinda dead, so I thought it isn't that bad of an idea to drop this one here as well.

There are some notes in the description, so before you go attack me because I haven't added XX role to YY seiyuu, please read the description 👊😔

Some Tumblr exclusive notes under the cut ✨

Why Paradox Live?

Yeah, I know I said I was not posting about Paradox Live anymore and considering the fact that the video was posted in October 2023, it seems pretty recent. However, I have been working on this video for AGES. I think that I will end up in somewhere in 2022(?) starting this video. I was still into Paradox Live and I had dreams to introduce people to it. Too bad that I'm a procrastinator… I mean, I could have chosen IDOLiSH7 as starting point as well, but Paradox Live had a bigger cast :)

My motivation to work on it

Guys, I'm not even kidding. I was planning to use Paradox Live to (hopefully) get some people into Argopro. The project had some difficulties and I wanted to pull people into it, so I did it in a very roundabout way. After all, not a lot of Paradox Live seiyuus are in Argopro like bro what am I even doing!? When starting with the roles of Kajiwara Gakuto (Allen's VA), there were barely any solos for Haruka (his role in Argopro). I remember downloading/ripping the audio of Orthros, because that song was barely introduced. Good old times.

What did I want to achieve with this video?

Guys, I'm just a girl who really likes sharing her interests and I'm a big fan of listening to music of several music projects because I think they are nice and they are different from other music if that makes any sense + you can listen to your favourite seiyuus!!! This was a video for my close friends because I always try to get them to listen to songs or to check out projects. This was merely a tool I used, I guess. My friends love me and I love them. In the end, it wasn't even needed because I post plenty enough on my insta story.

How I made the video

Bros, let me tell you. This was one hell of a dumpster fire of making this video. I'm not kidding. If you think you you can do it, go for it. I will never do it again.

I made the video on my phone. My phone has seen better days, y'all. I first made the template in Ibispaintx and after that I went into YouCut to put the audio over it. I absolutely hated it because you couldn't delete the files if you had the videos in draft (otherwise it will get corrupted which makes sense), but it took a lot of storage. I ended up saving them seperately per character, but the pain I had to go through everytime I made a mistake was painful.

This video is like 22 minutes long, but it took me nearly 2 years to finish it ( •̥ࡇ•̥ )

A little extra for you all <3

I still have the very first version of this video, so I thought, I might as well upload it for others to check out how ewww it kinda is, lmao. It was such a rough draft, but you can't have it all, right? Here is the link (the video is still unlisted, so you won't find it online if you don't have the link).

Another extra, which are the Paradox Live edits (this is a link to my Amino post, so yeah, it's a hell hole ngl) I did 4 years ago. I wanted to use one of them as my thumbnail actually, but I decided not too because people may not be used to that and thus may consider it over the top…

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#5

So Mariah just posted this on insta...

246 notes • Posted 2021-10-18 18:48:12 GMT

#4

Did ya hear the word?

What's the word?

It's a coming!

What's a coming?

NMT2s a coming!

NMTs a coming?

We're not going to cope!

250 notes • Posted 2021-08-18 04:41:13 GMT

#3

hatchetfield isn’t exactly a “tiny town” like described, but i feel like interactions with non-hatchetfield people would be like:

“you live in hatchetfield right”

“yeah”

“do you know-“

“it’s a huge town, i’m not gonna know every person”

“his name’s gary”

“oh yeah i hate that guy”

hahahahahaha!

Oh for sure.

"Isn't Hatchetfield that small island town?"

"It's isn't that sma-"

"Do you know Grace?"

"Chastity? Yes of course, she baby sits my kid."

Also, how are you lovely?

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NMT2 Cryptic Clues - Final Chart

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#1

He will wiggle

Wiggle

Wiggly will wiggle tonight

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[honeykami]

-> costumes

class 1a

🍯: me complaining? more likely than you think also go to this tiktok because she sometimes talk about the costumes of the students and it's cool and search up mha costume redesigns because they are so cool!! and i'm noticing a them but a lot are bland :'(

so this will be going in order of class number

aoyama yuga

cool suit but why only the shoulders and knees??? huh bro???

also- NO CAPES

mina proved that the cape will get damaged quickly and often

awesome glasses tho vibes

should direct his beams onto his hands too because it's pretty powerful tbh

ashido mina

babe what???

a vest???

jumpsuit????

KNEE HIGH BOOTS????

ugh miss ma'am

could do so much better like wow

and being 15 isn't an excuse at all

asui tsuyu

i actually kinda like it

kinda tho

the googles are huge af

what's the belt for too?

omg someone should give her a bob cause that'd be cute

iida tenya

omg how does he stay cool in that in the summer

is there a/c in there???

pretty bulky to be aerodynamic :/

looks cool but is it functional? no

uraraka ochako

it's cute!

and i saw the lil sheet about it all too!

they didn't have to make it skin tight tho like she didn't really want it to be that

normal fitting clothes would've been fine for her

and put more space symbolism into it!

like her whole outfit is inspired by astronauts and thirteen!!

ojiro mashirao

they did him dirty

like sure not a lot to do

but could've done so much more

@/justalittlebitartsy on tumblr and insta did a redesign for him, shoji, and tokoyami!! (also another for bakugou and sero)

kaminari denki

bruh

did him so dirty

the opportunity to make him look so cool and they didn't

these are just tacky normal clothes

i'm hurt

just ugh

kirishima eijirou

my babes

give him a shirt 😰

and better arm sleeves at least

just better stuff y’all like good

this is just about as bad as hagakure and momo

cause what designer looked at that and said “let a 15 year old run around shirtless he definitely won’t get perverted comments or be harmed severely when he can’t use his quirk”

koji koda

ketchup and mustard like poor babes

you know steve irwin? one of the best people ever? literally put him in that

not that hard

doesn't need a mask either???

sato rikido

not a lot of complaints?

just give him what tamaki has

like the thing that holds his snacks

sad that it's bland tho :/

shoji mezo

no complaints but bland :(

which is unfair and injust!

i wish also how does he get his costume on?

jiro kyoka

BLAND

like damn

but her stuff is cool

but could've added more music symbolism fr

and a bit less clunky

sero hanta

actually really good

no complaints at all

the top is weird maybe make it smaller

tokoyami fumikage

good!

but no capes!

well

maybe a half cape like the woman said

but that's cause i wanna see his arms

they look so good

todoroki shoto

we can all agree 1.0 was disgusting ugh

this one is surprisingly bland for someone whose family is the main thing rn in the manga and up coming seasons

could be better and coolrt :/

i mean i'm not a fashion designer so-

hagakure toru

WHO ALLOWED A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD TO RUN AROUND NAKED WHO

IF EDNA MODE COULD DO IT IN THE 80S THEN THE FUTURE CAN DON IT TOO

bakugou katsuki

i actually don’t really have a complaint

just give him better gauntlets

midoriya izuku

ugly ass first design tho 🤢

trying to not to give spoilers so-

mineta minoru

the only complaint for my least fav character would have to be why the hell are his pants round?

yaoyorozu momo

y’all

all they had to do was give her was shorts and a crop top/sports bra

and for winter bike shorts and a jacket

plus we can go with the mirio theory too 😒

like i like this show but so damn sexist

[godshideouscreation]

Idk why put that you have 53k followers. It’s obvious you don’t by your likes. Do yourself a favor and take that off

You're right I don't have 53k anymore. There's a lot of empty accounts on here. I actually have 55k. But I'm not able to change my bio, if I was I would add my other porn links 🤷 since my account is marked nsfw, as I've stated on my other blog the bio isn't changeable and hasn't been changed since Tumblr died.

Of course, all my photos with 1k, 2k, 5k or 10k+ notes have been marked nsfw and aren't able to be seen. This blog only posted porn, art and nature back in the day bro. Much like today, only with less porn unfortunately. I also don't understand why it bothers you that my notes don't match up with a following. My insta has 10k followers and I don't get 10k on every picture. Why? Because I've had this account for YEARS. Amassed followers that don't get on anymore. I don't even trade things for promoting anymore but if I were able to edit my bio, I'd have taken it out a while ago.

[hootpoop12]

the epilogues added so much fuel to my love for johnrezi to the point that right now all i wanna do is make/consume johnrezi content instead of work on any of my other projects, and honestly, even with the surge of johnrezi content being made since the epilogues were posted it still isn't enough, we need more johnrezi

God I fucking feel this bro. I’ve been fucking scouring Tumblr/twitter/insta for everything Johnrezi. I’m like genuinely worried in a week everyone will stop giving a shit about it again, too.....ANYWAYS you should creating because that inspires other people, bro!