#bruh. please. god no bye

[futureofthemasses]

Shout out to the one volunteer at our live nativity tonight who was being super inappropriate, making everyone uncomfortable, and refusing to do anything he was supposed to do, I hope you follow through and don't come back tomorrow because WOW

[pbuck3ts]

somebody to love ⋆˚✿˖°

pairings! : paige x reader ₊˚⊹⋆

warnings! : none :)

summary : after a long time from hiding your relationship from the media, you decided to post some cute photos dumps to reveal your relationship! 💝

not proof read so i’m absolutely so sorry if there is mistakes !! 😭

a/n: hey hi!! delilah hereee:) okay this is my first time making a social media post like this so please give me some feedback on anything to fix 😞💝 loveee uuu °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:

your.username :

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your.username_ life lately with my favourite baller !? 💐

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august 2, 2024

paigebueckers yoooo who’s that pretty lookin lady at the end..??🙈🙈

→ your.username_ girl bye get outta my comments before i delete this post 😑

→ paigebueckers RUDE MUCH??? that’s it your sleeping on the couch 😑

→ your.username_ paige madison bueckers.

→ kamoreaarnold pulling out the full name is crazy work y/n 😭😭

→ iluvpaigebu3ckers_ LMFAOO FULL NAME CRAZYY

nika.muhl i miss you guys 🥹 (specifically y/n)

→ your.username_ i miss you even more love 😞💝

→ paigebueckers okay wow.. i see how it is bruh😑

→ nika.muhl LOVE YOU! 🤗🤗

kamoreaarnold HI GIRLY POP I MISS YOU GUYS COME BACK 😢😢😢💝

→ your.username_ you’re with us in spirit whatchu mean girl 🤨🤨

→ y/n.loverrrr i love this girl sm 😭😭

unicornglittersparkles is this a soft launch perchance?

→ your.username_ you can’t just say perchance!! (maybe....🙈🙈🙈)

→ y/n.loverrrr OMGGG????

paigebueckers

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paigebueckers matching lego & roses for a pretty girl 😉 @ your.username_ !!

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august 17, 2024

your.username_ whoever those roses are for must be SOOO pretty 🤫🤫

→ paigebueckers hi pretty girl

→ nika.muhl my babies 😢🥹🥹

→ paige.luvrrr I FUCKINGG KNEWW IT OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

kamoreaarnold cute… now pack it up😑😑

→ paigebueckers stop being a hater.. damn 🙄

→ user596838 real kk 😞😞😞

janaelalfy8 i had to help you with half of these.. where’s the credit smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

→ paigebueckers so like which one did you exactly help me with??

→ your.username_ i’m giggling

→ janaelalfy8 leave me alone i wanted to be included 🥱

your.username_

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august 27, 2024

your.username_ hi baby 🤗💐 had so much fun with you today 🤍

azzi35 my parents 🫡🫡

→ your.username_ hi i love you child!! 🤗💝

→ user3752 i’m getting my adoption papers

→ your.username_ waiting!!!

paigebueckers you already KNOW we won that game of fortnite 😈

→ your.username_ i carried 🥱😮‍💨

→ morgancheli i doubt that but okay y/n!! 🤗🤍

→ paigebueckers see morgan gets it 😞

morgancheli cuties 💝

→ your.username_ even though you doubted me about carrying on fortnite i still love you freshie 💝

→ morgancheli love you! 🥰

→ your.username_ love you even more 💝

→ paigebueckers LOVE HER EVEN MORE THAN ME??

→ your.username_ LEAVE.

your.username_

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your.username_ scroll at the end for a surprise 🥱🙈

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august 30, 2024

azzi35 i thought it was going to be something cute.. the hell is that y/n 😭

→ your.username_ IT IS STOP BEING A HATER AZZI.

→ azzi35 i’m speaking my truth 🙄🙄

→ user47582 LMFAOO

aubrey.griffin44 what the hell are those MUGS.

→ your.username_ aren’t they cute!!

→ aubrey.griffin44 mhmm…

paigebueckers baby don’t listen to the haters they just mad and jealous they’re all single and lonely 🙄🙄🥱🥱😮‍💨😮‍💨

→ kamoreaarnold im throwing up..

→ janaelalfy8 get your ass to the court.

→ nika.muhl i can’t defend you on this one paige…

→ azzi35 at your big age..🤨🤨

→ morgancheli girl what

→ your.username_ GODAMNN GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD AND GETTING HATED ON 😭😭

→ paigebueckers just say yall hate me and want me dead holy shit…

`✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ | hey!! hopefully you guys enjoyed this just as much as i did making thiss! it’s super time consuming but so worth it 🫡 please tell me if you want me to make more or even put a request in! anything is fine with me 💐 love you allll!!!

[awfulwriter123]

Rhea Ripley x Gamer!/Streamer! Reader (Headcanon)

Okay, first time for everything right? God idk why im nervous, guess its just how i am...fuck...

Criticism is okay, just dont be too harsh please? and of course tips on how i can improve would be appreciated ❤️❤️now please enjoy!! (also quick little tip here st/n is streamer name had to come up with something)

. When you two got together, Rhea already knew u were a gamer, she just never knew you were a streamer.

. When asking you "why didn't you tell me?" All you said to her? "you never asked babe."

. Nearly smacked you upside the head for that one.

. Anyway, She always tunes in and watches whenever she can, and she loves every second.

. Watching you focus as you try and get pass a hard boss on a game, or watching while you play Call of Duty from time to time (and try not to rage at it) She finds it cute.

. When she made a Twitch account just to chat in stream, it was funny cause of her name, too say the chat made fun of you a bit for it would be a understatement.

. St/n's_MAMI: Don't rage too much babe, don't want you braking a controller....again.

. You wish your chair could swallow you whole out of embarrassment after that, and the chat was having fun at your expense.

. (Random Username): oh st/n in a mommy's girl!? 😏 St/n's_MAMI: It's MAMI, but yes, yes she is!😊🤣

. When you decided to make Rhea a mod in your stream (which u knew was probably a bad idea off the bat but oh well) you knew she'd be a good mod....and a bit overdramatic at times.

. (random chatter) has been banned by st/n's_MAMI.

. Y/n: Babe, why did you ban them?

.St/n's_MAMI: they said u were trash at the game

. The chat exploded with LOL's and LMAO's and BRUH's, rhea was a GREAT moderator in there eye's.

. When rhea introduced you to the boys of the judgement day, you and dom hit off as he is a big gamer.

. When you and him along with priest decided to play some fun party games on stream together, it was blast and you were dying of laughter.

. So much so that rhea eventually walked in and sat down and watched as you and her friend's had a blast.

. After the stream was over and you said bye to priest and dom, rhea asked if you could show her some games you could get her into and that you guys could play together.

. You decided to not immediately throw rhea in the deep end and deiced to start small, with a fun puzzle game called portal 2.

. Y/n "RHEA!!! I swear to god if you move the portal above the water so i die again, i will hit you!"

. Rhea "Awww, but its hilarious.

. Y/n "NOT TO ME!!!"

. Alot of different clips were made that day of you raging and rhea dying of laughter

. You know, maybe throwing her in the deep end probably would've been a good idea.

[neoruby-loves-ut-aus]

Please stop making frans content, it's paedophilic and incredibly damaging to many people, both to people with trauma and the creators of the character's you're butchering.

First of all, who the hell asked?!

Second of all block the tag

Third of all, prepare to feel the wrath of my metal scale which is worse than a wooden one.

Fourth of all, they are not harming you bruh and I ship adult Frisk with Sans.

Fifth of all, I really apologize if I am damaging people with trauma and the creators of other AUs whose characters I'm 'butchering'. I actually try to make things less angsty and more funny for a positive environment.

Anyways leave about that. You may go and don't ever come back.

I guess it's high time that I should turn off anonymous asks.

And dear Anon, I apologise for my rudeness.

Bye and have a nice day and stop insulting people for Gods sake.

Anyways leave about that.

For all the Frans shippers, here's a good news!! Tomorrow is Fransweek Valentine's Day and tomorrow is also Dreamlevel James' birthday!!!

The AU belongs to me and @sofiathehooman

People who needs to see the good news:

@shaylacousintale

@the-writing-mobster

@jjaydazo

@sofiathehooman

@venelona

@slastena-shipper

@deepestredloves

@insanyu

@shorukarts

[hockeyandhrsepwr]

How on Earth?

*The boys try to embarrass Eddy, but things don’t go the way they expect*

The hockey boys are at a house party and have decided to spice the evening up with a little game of truth or dare.

“Eddy, your turn” Luke says and the boy rolls his eyes. “Dare.”

“Okay, think of the cheesiest pick up line you can, then say it to a girl of our choice & try to get a date.” The boys start snickering and looking around the room. “Her!” Duke points to a group of girls chatting in the corner “Bruh there’s four of them. Be specific.” He rolls his eyes. “The redhead in the black top. 20 bucks you can’t get her number.”

“Ooh, 30 he gets shut down right away.” Luke pipes up.

“15 he can’t get a dance with her” Comes from Mark

“Wow guys, thanks for the support.” Eddy flips them off as he makes his way towards the girl.

Duke snickers and the guys ask him what’s funny “She’s in my management class. Ive asked her out before but she said she doesn’t like athletes. And she definitely saw him over here with me.” He rubs his hands together. “There no way he doesn’t get shut down.”

Y/n POV

You’re standing chatting to a few friends that lived in your first year dorm, when someone taps you on the shoulders. Your friends are smirking and you turn to see Ethan Edwards, one of the hockey players. You know a few of them from classes but haven’t met him yet. You can see Dylan over his shoulder smirking. Oh shit, he’s wearing glasses. They’re my weakness, especially given how cute he is even without them.

Ethan POV

Holy shit she’s hot. The girl looks up at me questioningly. I’ve forgot what I’m supposed to say.

Y/n POV

He clears his throat

“Sorry, I just had to come over & say, my eyesight may be crap, but I can still see you’re an absolute catch. “

It takes a second but you laugh. “Really?”

His face falls, so you rush to finish “It was cute!” And his face perks back up. “So if I asked you if you want to grab a drink?” “Now or another time?”

He smiles “hopefully both?”. Damn he’s cute. You smile back.

“How about coffee tomorrow morning?” You wink

“That sounds good! Can I get your number so we can sort it out?”
“I’m thinking more we could maybe grab one now at my place and then see…” you trail off, hoping he’s picking up what you’re putting down. It takes a sec, but he seems to get it & blushes. He nods, dopey grin on his face. “I’d like that”

“Okay, Why don’t you give me a few minutes to tell my friends I’m leaving & then ill come grab you”

He nods & heads back to the boys as you walk off in search of your party buddy.

No one POV

Ethan walks back over to the boys, getting razzed because he didn’t get her number. They ask what pick up line he used, and the response is overwhelmingly “what the hell?” “Please tell me you didn’t”

Duker starts up “God thats embarrassing man. Of all the possiblities, you come up with that? No wonder it didn’t work!” He finishes just as someone approaches the group

Y/n POV

You sling an arm around Dukes shoulder as you say hey to him, Mackie & mark, who you’ve had classes with at some point over the last 2 years.

“Sup boys, having fun?” They nod. “Cool, Eddy you ready?”

He nods & extends a hand. You grab it and pull him towards you. “Bye boys” you call over your should as you pull Eddy away “see you Monday Duker.”

You head out and start the walk back to your apartment.

Back at the party

The boys are speechless. “How in the fuck did that work?” Mackie muses

“Guess its not that she’s doesn’t like athletes, she just didn’t want you” Luke laughs as he nudges Duke, who’s still staring at the front door.

“Legend” Mark says, as some of the junior guys make their way over. “Did Eddy just take a girl home?” Jacob says, and the boys relay the tale. “Alright! He’s got game.”

[bigdsgirl]

sobbing because its the finale, and I don't want my babies to go!!!

reliving the baby announcement brings me so much serotonin 🥹

why must I watch her be abducted, this will break me

HAHAHAH THE LEG REVEAL! FUCK YEAH

the second chance! its July 20th, 2023! Let's survive this bitch!

oh this is fucking stressful

Yi Joo, what a fucking baddie let's fucking go! choke him out, he deserves it!

side bar, Do Guk looks fire in that blue shirt

Oh god I'm stressed but I cackled seeing Jung Wook with the knife, all I can imagine is this:

shit the stab freaked me out get the fuck out Jung Wook, I will kill you sir!!!

that's right king, beat his ass!!!!!!!!!

oh the truck ruined me bye

the numbers are gone yes yes yes!!! its all over!

"Don't Cry, I'm Okay" - is bleeding out from the stomach, ok sir

MIL in the pink sweater, i love you queen

the tubes coming out of him, lol sir

Yi Joo, you have to eat it's bad for the baby!! Yes Mom!! You tell her!

Lol this dad is truly delulu if he thinks Jung Wook would change after being in prison

HAHAH I bet his mom cheated on him or something. That would be hilarious. All this BS for a mom that abandoned her son.

BOOM BABY I WAS RIGHT.

"It's my fault" too little to late bruh

Now it's time for Yoo Ra justice :D Oh she big pregnant and just shows up that the house???? LOL

"Let me stay here" - girl, you are asking for trouble. HAHAH It's time for a paternity test. Let's air this all out.

Manager Kim you have my heart, send all the good vibes

ahem, sir, flowers are not going to fix what you allowed to happen. Jamie, lay the man out. "it is your fault" - damn right it is!

oh the hands as she send him in 😭😭

"Meeting you taught me who I am" - I am going to sob. Just sedate me please.

"There is so much I want to do with you", I am so unwell, this scene is destroying me. She loves him so much and I love them.

The way he is back in his memories and wanted to help her even then. "What have they done to her", YES PROTECT HER! oh god oh god. never mind that's not protecting her.

the way he was that messed up and still went to her, I am losing it.

the prayer, you TWO STOP RIGHT NOW

"where did you go, leaving me all alone", sir. I love her sass of "I leave for 5 minutes!!! five!!! and you do this!!!"

TWO MONTHS??????????????????

"teasing you and giving you a hard time is the greatest joy in my life" I am tearing up, they are the light of my life.

HE'S HOME!!!!!!!!! MY BABY IS HOME!

Oh father-son heart to heart, oh good.

Hands, it all about the hands. Thank you show for giving me what I need.

oh look - back to the family I hate. OH MY GOD THIS IS A NEW WOMAN. He went and moved on.......... oh lord. oh sir a storm is coming. *evil laughter*

oh this is... iconic. I do feel so bad for the other girl, she does not deserve this. oh she is an angel. Joo Ri run, you deserve so much better.

Bruh, the way he fucked up so so hard. delicious. I love watching these people suffer. gorgeous.

well sir :) you got the girl :) nice work :)

"give me money" -- I'll give it to Yoo Ra, she is bold.

ok bad people got punished, let's have some fun :)

Mommy daughter time yay!!! I love them.

LOL I love that line "we are going to file our marriage" FINALLY!!!

Do Guk you DID IT!!!!!! You successful little bean you. <3

the ad placement is PRIME this episode. I love it.

Grandfather sassing that Yi Joo sees Do Guk daily. I love him.

omfg they lost the ring, hilarious - WAIT THEY ARE HAVING A MOMENT!!!!!!!!!! kiss kiss kiss!

omg look at them officially getting married and shit. I am squealing they deserve the world.

the way he RUNS to open the door for her. omg stop everyone is there to celly; they are so cute.

"I'm a good driver" okay queen, go off!

wait is she reenacting them first meeting???? I LOVE THIS. I LOVE THEM. I AM SQUEALING!!!! GTFO.

"I'm thinking I'd like to take my chance on a future with you" I-- I am so unwell.

I love love love love the ring. I love them. I love them so much.

WILL YOU MARRY ME YI JOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY YES GIRLY!!!!!!!

oh my god the card key bit I am giggling

THE BRIDAL CARRY, THE EMBARRASSMENT I LOVE THEM. I AM OVERJOYED.

BABIES YES I WAS SO WORRIED WE WOULDNT SEE THEM.

MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!! MATCHING SHIRTS!!!!!!!!

I am overflowing with joy, this ending is everything to me. EVERYTHING.

"Every day and happiness"

the DUCK FACE AT HIS BABY GIRL.

"no more hearts" - has a million photos of them together. Literally me in life.

"So this is our perfect marriage" -- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for the last time

SO I CAN SEEEEEE MY HALOOOOOOOOOOOO

10000000000000000/10. This show has everything. I love them so much. <3 <3

the CREW SHOTS AT THE END. I love love love <3

now i must live on, post perfect marriage revenge :(

[giggasnap]

(SPOILERS FOR FIONNA AND CAKE EP 9 AND 10)

live thoughts as I watch the episode

LSP spaghetti guts? Ew

SIMON INSIDE THE FUCKING FRIDGE WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT??? PENNYWISE HEAD ASS

oh thank God it was a dream. Maybe

oh no. I can already tell cake being magic is gonna fuck everything up

Gary and Marshall wholesome yaoi

Fionna you sound and look insane

MY BABYGIRL THE LICH WHAT ARE YOU PRAYING TO HONEY

SIMON WHY WOULD YOU KICK HIM

The lich is kind of pretty okay I won't even lie. He can be a little pretty. Also this is the most he's ever spoken

AHHH HES SO COOL I KNEW IT I KNEW HE WASNT SATISFIED KILLING EVERYTHING

I love you Mister Lich also what is that weird black box on your chest. Oh no.

HOLY SHIT WHAT. BRO GOT CUBED???? FREE MY MAN!!!!!

Simon I think you might die dude

Aw I remember shermy and beth

Uhm. What. I mean I guess that makes sense for Betty to do but also what. Also I'm still hung up on the lich cubes all around Golbetty can we like address that

Scarab I think you are going to suffer a horrific fate my guy

I was right

CAKE YOU ARE SCARING THE GAYS

"I would still date you if you were a vampire" we know dude we know

SIMON CANNOT DO "ANYTHING" BRO IS STRUGGLING TO MATERIALIZE RIGHT NOW

Shermy Simon is cute

PRISMO!!!!

I just keep wondering where all of this is going

oh fuck the book failed

LSP NOOO

EPSIODE 9 ENDS LIKE THAT WHAT THE FUCK

literally one last episode and then its over. What. I'm scared

Guys. I think we are fucked. I dunno though.

Oooo animation is cool

This is neat but what is actually occuring right now

CHOOSE GOOSE!????

WAIT PAWN SWAN???

"get outta here!" Omg

THE MIDDLE FINGER??? OKAY

Simonshermy maybe we should just go visit BMO and see if he has the crown. That seems more plausible than whatever we're doing here.

WHAT IS GOING ON. WHY ARE YOU PUKING BLUE.

"he's hot" Marshall. There are bigger things to worry about but also valid

Scarab petty as hell but we've known that

aw perry is neat

NO PERRY

"our post office! That was our oldest building" FIONNA stop this I'm going to tear up

"go cake!" "Love you, fi!" GUYS THEYRE ADORABLE

Nova and Casper are obviously Simon and Betty parallels somehow. I feel it.

I knew it. Which will you choose.

Oh my god. Simon is having a realization.

"Nova was obsessed with Casper" "but I thought they were in love" "they were! But it wasn't exactly on equal footing." Oh my god everyone shut up while I cry for three billion years.

Oh no. Simon will do something. What is he going to do Im scared.

Bye ash. Also fuck ash in all universes

Gary. Bruh

MARSHALL NOW IS NOT THE TIME!!!!

Simon please bro don't do anything too extreme I'm scared he'll kill himself high-key

I WILL START SOBBING. NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

I don't even know what to say anymore. Fionna and cake about to get vaporized

SIMON FUCKING BANSHEE SCREECHING. THE ONLY THING THAT GETS THIS GUY FIRED UP HIS IS BABIES GETTING MESSED WITH HIS BABIES BEING FINN FIONNA OR MARCELINE

so does this count as a golbetty wish or a Prismo wish

SCARAB WHAT THE FUCK

VAMPIRE WORLD FINN!!!

GIANT BUFF FIONNA LETS GOOOO

Simon getting actual therapy yes

[weonbullshit]

Wait, you know Lore Olympus, right? (I, unfortunately, do because of how absolutely garbage that webcomic is)

What would happen if Cody and Seojun met Hades and Persephone?

I can't post on AO3, so I decided to make this a writing exercise.

This is probably the most cringe thing, I've ever written. If you see spelling mistakes, I don't care, I wrote this in one go just because I could.

~~~~~

"Never thought I'd end up in the underworld." Seojun said as he looked around at the bright city around him. "Never thought it'd look like this either."

Cody grinned. "For all we know, Sekhan's raggedy ass is probably in Tartarus sulking." He joked.

Seojun wrinkled his face in disgust. "Don't even speak that into the universe right now, bruh."

Cody snickered and tried to hide his smile. "Sorry."

The duo decided to explore the city, taking in the various sights and sounds, perhaps even looking for a place to stay the night.

"Maybe it's not that bad down here..." Seojun murmured, his eyes glowing with wonder.

"Yeah." Cody bit into a kebab he had gotten along the way. "Even the food's pretty good."

"We can't stay here for long though, I'm not trying to get stuck here." Seojun reminded him.

Cody sighed. "Yeah, but we could just have fun for now." They replied, finally looking away from the kebab.

Only to crash directly into a blue, monster of a man with white hair and the longest nose he'd ever seen. A short, chubby, pink woman was wrapped under his arm, looking at him with wide eyes.

The blue man gritted his teeth as he brushed kebab off of his white button up.

Cody cringed and handed him a napkin. "Sorry, I didn't see you." They quickly looked between him and their fiance, who stood at a similar height.

"Not sure how though..."

He sniffed and looked down at him with red, glaring eyes, Cody could sense that he was powerful, just from his super weird demeanor. The way he carried himself, he seemed like an aristocrat.

The girl next to him however, looked completely oblivious to what was going on. She looked at all of them with wonder.

"Oh don't worry about it." She said. "Aidonis has plenty of those white shirts."

"Persephone, I told you not to call me that in public." The man grumbled.

Persephone scoffed and waved him off with a grin. "Oh, whatever. You're a huge softy for me." She said.

Seojun frowned. "Persephone..." He looked into the eyes of the man next to her. "Please tell me you're not Hades." He grumbled.

Hades scoffed pretentiously. "The one and only." He said.

Cody gulped nervously. He'd just spilled kebab on this man. Not even a man, a god.

"Sorry about that." Cody said, looking away from his horrible gaze.

Hades rolled his eyes. "It doesn't matter." He said.

He hugged Persephone's hips, Cody was sure he was using all his grip strength to creepily cup her butt cheek. He wanted to gag.

"Let's go."

Persephone turned around and waved. "It was nice meeting you!" She cheered.

"Persephone!"

"Okay, okay!" She replied. She then turned back around and smiled again. "Bye!"

Reluctantly, Cody and Seojun waved back and after walking a certain distance they started talking again.

Cody turned to Seojun and pointed in the direction they came. "That was weird, right? Or was that just me?" They asked.

Seojun cringed, showing almost all of his teeth. "Yeah... Why did he look like her father?" Seojun asked.

"Well in "cannon" he is her uncle." Cody said with finger quotes.

Seojun's eyes watered as he made another face of disgust. "Eww."

"But not in this universe, instead, she's just 19 and he's like, 2000." Cody added.

Seojun rubbed his hand down his face in astonishment. "I don't know which is worse." He looked at Cody. "I thought she gave off way too many "little girl" vibes."

"You should see the story from the beginning, it's fucking crazy. I used to read it in middle school." Cody said mischievously.

Seojun squinted. "How did anyone ever think that you'd get a girlfriend?"

Cody rolled his eyes. "Fuck you."

Seojun chuckled. "If I make that joke, I think that'll just make you even more upset."

"Don't even think about it." Cody replied.

"You humans have some weird lore. It's freaky." Seojun commented. Then, he paused.

"Oh my Gods, our kids are you gonna be half freak. What if they only have five fingers?" He exclaimed.

Cody burst out laughing. "Okay, I'm gonna get you for this."

Seojun grinned. "Not if you can't catch me!" He took off, weaving through the city streets.

Cody scoffed. "I guess he forgot I can do... this!"

He jumped into the air and activated his telekinesis, floating through the air above the city, watching Seojun sprint from a bird's eye view.

It definitely helped that he was like, three heads taller than most of the people there.

"You asked for it!" They shouted as they dived down to tackle him.

[analtyranny]

let’s play gore screaming show, part 6: glass bones and paper skin

i DO have a cute girl around but she's BLUE (that lost us a point with kiika, naturally)

yamiko really likes cute girls huh 😳

aw 😔

OOOH? i bet this means we're on our way to the aoi city where the hair is blue and the girls are pretty

ah, another beautiful day. not a clown in the sky i mean cloud

kyoji's hesitant to go in the classroom because. y'know. the brawl

hey, this isn't so bad. that solves the "nobody wants to talk to kyoji" problem

so now a bunch of students are ALSO saying "he deserved it"

is that dekubaku

so has he changed or hasn't he...? anyway even kyoji's weirded out (in a good way?) that people suddenly like him again okay wait so he HAS changed, at least in appearance and general vibe. i guess he just grew up...a lot

see, if it was keisk, he'd just use the dog shit he always keeps in his pocket for emergencies

oooooh boy, i was wondering when that was gonna come back. here we go

right, we saw the little girl saying bye to someone before getting Clowned On

..........it does, admittedly

god DAMMIT

........................... hm.

they get their own theme names too

she doesn’t say it in this cap but pink one keeps saying -myu after every sentence. like a precure mascot

.....................................can i be literally anywhere else now please so there's a whole lot of "youre just JEALOUS of our POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW because he's so TALL and HANDSOME and RICH and (etc)"

oh thank fucking god

yeah, THAT'S the problem here

kiika finally shuts everyone up so she can listen to the PA announcement um... kyoji is being called to the principal's... oh dear

OH? HELLO

oh no. sadashima's parents are here to yell at us

YAMIKO HAS A NORMIE MODE?!

🙄

look, we're gonna fuck our cousin EVENTUALLY

...this pisses kyoji the fuck off though. bro really hates sexist dudes

"no, shut up, i've got this" oh right. bit late for this, but...

here's our protag. that's dangerously close to a mullet but not quite there yet. ...well, it's what's on the inside that counts

🙄

fumiya-chan's a pussy-ass bitch

"i said i got this bruh...relax"

GOD

GODDDD

being fucking awesome runs in the family i guess

oh right his family owns a big ol' hospital the only hospital in town. maybe this is important. or maybe not! SURELY nobody in this game will ever require medical attention

18-year-old children, mind you-- oh they're trying to sue lol

so whatever's on that card REALLY freaks the dad out

...then as soon as she doesn't have to be a normie anymore she collapses and starts whining lol never change, yamiko-san...

[yoursjaeyun]

after reading love you more i have one (1) question for you my dear. why must you hurt me like this? it’s so adorable! now i have to brush my teeth two times and use a dental floss before going to sleep so i won’t get a cavity from all this sweetness. also we’re witnessing val in her soft era👀. go queen go! soo i don’t know about others but this is how i imagined jake chuckling at his sleepy baby. he’ll look at her like 🥹 because of her morning appearance. tangled hair like little chick’s fur and pj that rode up and shows chubby tummy huh. and jake as a king of care and attentiveness asking their child to let mommy sleep more because she had a long day is a peak of my devastation🥹 i’m in my feels please don’t touch me. thanks god reader woke up at the right time or else poor baby would be fed only burnt pancakes into which our dad jake put his effort. i just know if he had a chance to make a ramen for a child he’d do it without any hesitations. “daddy i’m hungry…” “ wait a bit princess ramen is- ” “JAKE NO”. and thanks for showing us the typical dad jake who in either way ends up eating the burnt food. yk memes like “dad’s lunch vs kid’s lunch” that’s jake. bruh brushing teeth part i have nothing to say here i hate it too bye. funny though how baby started and ended her day on jakes chest GIRL I WISH I COULD DO THAT TOO but baby in the end asking (and in the beginning) asks for mommy PLEASE😭😭😭 the cutest. thanks for you hard work angel!!🫶 also here to cheer you up

aaaaa the way i was smiling the whole entire time while i was reading this ☹️🫶🏼

i put in the jake brushing his daughters teeth scene because my dad said when i was younger i’d always refuse to brush my teeth so, i figured it’d be cute ehe 😵‍💫 UGHHSBDJSJ that video is so cute pls, there is no doubt that jake would look at his future child like that bc 😪 so cute

tbh i’m always in my soft era so don’t expect me to get out of it HWBSJWJ the thought of his baby waking up like that makes me SMILE SO MUCHHH so adorable i’m going to cry.

jakes the type to burn food when he tries and makes it, i can imagine it so welllll but i can teach him anyway 😽 for the ramen thing, i can imagine heeseung and jake making ramen for both their kids 😭😭 i would do anything to lay on jakes chest with OUR CHILD together like that’d be UGHNAOWNNSJSNW

and thank you for liking the fic baby, the video did so cheer me up, thank you ml <3

[notproofread]

so i finished a court of wings an ruin pt.2

let us talk about the men... even though i don't really want to talk about them. for the most part they really disappointed me lol

Tamlin

tamlin is.... trying to be better (at least in the beginning) i guess but there will be no way that he will actually heal & get to move on if not only feyre but lucien as well betray him, use him, destroy him & his court

I was very much interested to see where the story leads him though I had no actual hopes for him to get a redemption arc (which he deserves, I stand by that point argue with the wall)

then he was not trying to do better anymore but now I think he is fully leaning into the villain role which FINALLY gives him the edge that has been missing

because now i see and feel that he has turned his back to prythian because he has really lost EVERYTHING that had importance to him (feyre, lucien, his court, ...). now we can make a good villain out of him, you know?

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make up your mind tamlin god fucking damn it, im getting tired of your back and forth DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE WOLRD BURN OR DO YOU NOT YOU ARE WORSE THAN ME AND I AM A SUN LIBRA MOON GEMINI

also sorry but how tf did he survive until the end my mans should have died or been killed on so many occasions bruh

Lucien

see this is what I was hoping for after the first and second book, lucien is so cool & such an interesting character especially considering his (still kinda unexplored) backstory

•so WHY is his ONLY character trait now elain??? please there is so much more to him, give me literally anything else

the descriptions of him fitting into the surroundings of the autumn court are so amazing though I am literally in love

i think its cool how he gets to work with the people at the night court and i hope he gets to work more with azriel and maybe rhys especially with things about autumn and spring court

also loved to see his inner feelings regarding elain and jasminda!! that was such a nice detail to show that he is falling (hard) for elain but still feels guilt about his first love (still annoying though)

... great, written off to go find a human queen... guess thats one way to get rid of a character... could've just killed him if you didn't need him bye

Rhysand

rhysand ... why fuck first talk later? war is coming my dude you can get your dick wet later, after you have heard news and planned accordingly???? Im disappointed 100% ew

but nooooo, instead we get this weird horny political talk... am I supposed to enjoy this?

apart from that he was kinda boring

unfiltered thoughts after he "died": i CANT BELIVE CAN NOT BELIEVE that he died AND THEN WAS RESURRECTED THE SAME WAY FEYRE WAS bro that was the most unnecessary scene i have ever read why make me go through all that tension (again bc it happened with feyre before) just to make him come back to life this is so shit i don't know wether to laugh or cry

but tbh i didnt believe for 1 second that he was actually dead, im sorry but there was no way SJM would have the balls to kill of Rhys lol

Tarquin

unrelated but I miss Tarquin he was cool I have a crush on him <3

he is way too good for the other high lords, i'd rather read about him

Cassian

eh... boring at best, annoying at his worst.

bro what the hell why are you so fucking obsessed with nesta YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER and clearly she is trying to avoid you take a hint (no that is not romantic its creepy and annoying)

like "no means no" also applies to fae or other magical beings leave her A L O N E

he was so cool in the first book but this time it also feels like his only remaining character trait is nesta (giving very much lucien and i hate it) and maybe a bit of fighting/training stuff

Azriel

stays true to his character (at least in the beginning...)

if feyre is going to butt into his love life more I am going to riot, leave the man alone!

only one who actually pays actual attention to elain (yes, not even lucien does this as well as az) & figures her powers out first

also love how he is obv in love with mor but is neither making this his only character trait (looking @ you cassian & lucien) nor doing everything for her. he is NOT changing but staying true to his self i hope this stays the same

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ah nevermind he just tried to suffocate eris... honestly though I get the like pride & protect my family stuff but arent all of them a bit too easily riled up? all high lords & courts are assholes after all, you guys included. you should know this by now

slay for saving elain

Jurian

now what is this?

wha- why does SJM want to give everyone a redemption so bad (except for tamlin ofc we been knew)

am i really supposed to believe that Jurian has reached clarity after witnessing everything through Amarantha? it was so such a good concept, having a human turn insane and helping those he despised

and (even if its a bad example) would have showed that humans and fae CAN work together after all

all men do is lie. only tarquin slays. bye.

[sapphicaideposts]

never done ona these beforeeee 🤠 #vcard #scared but oh my god you but also any (big🥵) butch woman’s big or small hands just touching me guys (andomgmy40y/obutchbosswithawifeandkidsthatrunsshitlikenavysealbullshit) and omg does she have a dumpy i need to vent (please be allies esp for the femme community its rough out here frfr 💅🏻😏) lesbian bed death isn’t real but me and the missus have been struggling a little or just me and omg i think i would c*m so hard so fast if any other person that didnt track how often she “gave” during babymaking makin me (a fucking baby) feel some type of way… also idk if i have to sensor anything but it doesn’t have the same effect so i will not be doing that next time. its ok bc i still love her and we’re gonna figure it out (love is real yall 🥺🤘) but yeah ok haha honestly her making me squirt would be great right now tho pls send help jk im fine i have a new therapist (bestie) im so excited that i asked them to push up our appointment and it will be amazing i love you guys thank you for the help and wish me luck ill need it and if you post this OMG bruh i love butch women my therapist is a butch they/them but i wont go for them because they probs wifed up and so am i but ill ghost them before i get emotionally attached, ok bye whores pull up ho #imsohornynsad #idkhowtotumblrbutim22? #whatisgoingon #wouldyoubelieveidonthaveanADHDdiagnosisbutmyolmaintherapistshadADHDwhat #whatthefuckamidoinghere #livelaughlove #whosaidthat #thanksforlistening #letsgolesbians #dontwishmeluckeatmypussyuntilmyclitisnumbpleasenowshorthairbutchesespeciallybutidontdiscriminateijustwanttograbthathairwhilemylegsframeyourface #whosaidthatx2 #dontjudgemeorelseyou’rehomophobic

#imstillscared #idcifitsannoyingtoreadthesereadthemanyways

#thisisalotcummingfromadomfem #inowhaveacrushonmyfriendthatvalidatedmyfeelings…alot😏😍💔💔💔💔

Mm... I'm glad you found someone darling:)

[madame-fear]

So yesterday I did some working out because usually what I did to lose weight before was like walk for hours and drink water but since I wanted to get more in shape I said: okay imma work out

WORST DECISION IVE EVER MADE I CANT SIT NOW

I swear I have such a pain in my legs I can’t fucking mOOOOVE and I wanted to do more today but I knew if I bent my knees I wasn’t getting up 💀

And bro my university changed my timetable my first year I was going from 8:30 to 11:30

Now I’m going from 11:30 to 14:30

And I have two hours to get there and two hours to get back home

Bye social life (I didn’t really have one I don’t have friends to go out with but BRUH I will have to spend my fucking day out there 4h in buses and 3 at uni, I can’t)

- 🔎

NOOOOOOO nonnie ik the feeling, i remember when i started working out and my legs were stiff as hell holy shit- 💀

Did you get like an app or something to start slow? Because when doing workout you have to be REALLY careful. Well you did start slow i guess because you only walked for a few hours and drank water, right? Just that? Because i think the best to do if you haven’t worked out in a long while is just to set like small goals (e.x: walk X amount of kilometers/X amount of hours) to get the body used to it, otherwise every inch of your limbs, and even your ass will hurt HAHAH

And if you’re going to start running or something to work out i suggest you also schedule yourself properly for that and start a program or an app or something. Back in 2020 when i was 24/7 anxious for some personal issues i needed to release all that energy and stress i had a threadmill that i used EVERY DAY, but i never used the proper posture to run neither i had proper equipment (like running shoes as silly as it sounds) and now, if my herniated disc isn’t something caused by my bad posture (or other possible things) it’s because of all the time i didn’t properly exercise SO BE REALLY CAREFUL BC WORKING OUT IS EITHER YOUR BEST FRIEND OR YOUR WORST ENEMY AHDHFJFK 💀💀

I hope you’re feeling better sweetheart AJDKFKGGLD and oh my god, good luck tomorrow on your University, please tell me tomorrow how your day went i love being there for anyone to ramble jaljdlf 😭😭<33

[bdbdhdjdhdh]

My Hero PSLE: S2E2 "I give up"

"What is it called when Elon Musk has a baby with a streetside trash can? Ur mom,"

-Eminem

"So like basically all you have to do is to go and find this guy who wants to rule the world and kill him. But he's like a super powerful god that is like the king of all the gods and can kill you easily so yeah,"

Wah lao eh. What king of all gods. Sibeh siao eh, Grandmaster, how to mati someone lidat?

"Aiya don worry lah, will be easy one, I'll come with you, ok? You just need to like last time, go and find a few sacred items and sacrifice them to the sun god or something idk,"

"Aiya please lah cher, I don't feel like doing this leh," Now they have to go find more sacred stuff again and go and fight more gods again bruh.

"I'll give you an A1 for all subjects and 10 months no school if you help me do this,"

"OH OK OK OK! YES CHER I'LL DO IT! Also cher, why can't youjust use your reality warping power huh? Like just kill the gods lidat,"

"Wdym, the gods are immune to my power ok?"

"Wait... then why are you even coming with us?"

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So they were at the first place they're supposed to go to-Jewel at Changi Airport. Well, at least it's not Bukit Timah again.

So they have to go and find the entrance like the last time again. And of course, like the last time, they just use their powers to find the entrance.

And then they found it! Yay!

Only that it's in the middle of the fucking waterfall thingy. No yay.

But what's even worse is that the entrance forbids using powers to enter. Super no yay.

So like first they have to jump onto the waterfall thing and then unscrew the lid thing and then jump in and try not to get instantly bombarded by the water.

Also the kaypoh angmoh tourist and the security guards would be chasing them so yeah.

So anyway they only managed to unscrew a bit before the security carch them liao.

Aiya kena sai. Alright time to use reality warping power-

"WAIT GRANDMASTER? OMG I KNOW YOU!"

"OMG JUQLA THAT YOU! OMG I REMEMBER YOU!"

"Ok everyone stand down these are my friends they can be excused,"

"Sir, that's not how this work-"

"You shuddap, I'll blow your brains out,"

"...Oh..ok..sir..."

"Come come come Grandmaster! I wanna have a nice long chat with you and your new disciples!"

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"Oi girl! You still up to take commisions?"

"Yeah sure! Who do you want taken out?"

"This guy, Xiao Ming. Oh and take his friends out too if you can, I'll pay extra, ok I need to go, bye!"

"K fine, NEXT!"

"K I need this guy, Xiao Ming, out, and his friends too,"

"Wait this guy again? Oh I mean... yeah ok!"

"Ok next!"

"Ok, this guy, Xiao Ming, and his friends-"

"OMG what is up with everyone wanting to kill this guy? Bruh, I'm not killing him until I get an explanation myself!"

*insert "Fine, you won't tell me why? I'LL GO FIND OUT MYSELF" meme

[ericleo108]

02/03/2023 Click here for Spotify or Apple Music. This is my 30th official release. “Bo Peep” is socio-political rap about American politics and religion. It’s an intellectually meditative track with an energetic beat. Some would probably think it’s controversial, especially if you're Christian conservative and religious. I took advice from Rick Rubin and made some music some people will probably hate because of their worldview. I didn’t have a real vision for the cover. I finally thought of the perfect cover concept for this two days ago but it’s too late.

The beat is from They Call Me Heat. The cover art was made by xoxodesigns from fiverr who did a great job. The track was professionally recorded, mixed, and mastered by Cracka Lack at Crack House Recording Studio in Lansing Michigan. You can stream or download the track wherever music is sold. Thank you for your support. Be sure to follow because new music is released every first, third and if there is a fifth Friday of every month.

Lyrics:

I been waitin in the bullpin       To make these hits and go get 'em Drink sloe gin with cole Bennnet  Feel like Weezy with no ceilings, No limits I pop pills, am gangsta, pack gats, and got a full clip I’m just kidding, I ain’t into all that bullshit

I’m not like you, I try to think things through Ask why not, and what it is, and why it is true Study arguments, see it from a different view Put ideas together, and see things through Support the poor people’s campaign the last dream of Martin Luther King,  The People’s History of the United States is a must and great read Congress beholden to the oligarchy and they lobby for cheap Say take money outta politics, and homie I’ll agree

I write books and make music All non-fiction uses I got it and the fuse lit I’m thrown up the duces Like bye bye bye, Miss America shy Cuz Trump grabbed her by the pussy and violated rights I can’t believe what you’ve become on 11/9 Your Johnny Walker eyes, with love lost and rye’d Get your shit knocked Get got, figure not, salk, rot  I need you to simmer down now Cuz I’m exactly what they call hot  A fallacy logician  Go and peep this syllogism want limited government But our military dominant Therefore I’m republican And the irony above my head I think the things that Tucker said Ad nothing to the subject matter

These people don’t think, they rather be sheep They call them Republicans and Christians you see They know one religion, no history, science, or perspective If they ain’t bo peep why do they call Jesus their shepherd I’m not like you, I try to think things through Ask why not, and what it is, and why it is true Study arguments, see it from a different view Put ideas together, and see things through Support the poor people’s campaign the last dream of Martin Luther King,  The People’s History of the United States is a must and great read Congress beholden to the oligarchy and they lobby for cheap Say take money outta politics, and homie I’ll agree

If Jesus not a blood cult Why you drink his blood bruh? Worship what he bludgeoned on  And eat the flesh from which you saw If Jesus not a blood cult Why you drink his blood bruh? Worship what he bludgeoned on  And eat the flesh from which you saw

I don’t use reason I fight for my feelings Oh god no, please, save me Jesus Don’t make me think critically  I like thinking I’m spiritually  Morally, ethically, and overall superior  I’m a good Christian Cuz i don’t listen  To any other world religion  I’m an atheist, to Alla,  Vishnu and Krishna  While I feel superior  And tell’em they live in sin

These people don’t think, they rather be sheep They call them Republicans and Christians you see They know one religion, no history, science, or perspective If they ain’t bo peep why do they call Jesus their shepherd I’m not like you, I try to think things through Ask why not, and what it is, and why it is true Study arguments, see it from a different view Put ideas together, and see things through Support the poor people’s campaign the last dream of Martin Luther King,  The People’s History of the United States is a must and great read Congress beholden to the oligarchy and they lobby for cheap Say take money outta politics, and homie I’ll agree

[dykeomania]

.   .   .   homegirl.

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭: just saw ur post and welcome to tumblr lol :)) can i request an ellie x reader where they both confess that they love each other? i mean they were best friends at first and there will be a lot of gay panic and embarrasment lmaooo before they confess, just a huge fluff

𝐚/𝐧: babe wake up thelastoflesbians posted their first fic. anywayssss kinda nervous uhhh mixed emotions about this but for the most part i’m pretty like... i’m ?! satisfied. took me about a month to write because i literally could not figure out for the life of me what i wanted to do with this fic, but it’s finally done and i actually kind of enjoy how it turned out all things considered, so. i hope that u enjoy it!!!!!! ummmmmm!!!! first time actually writing like a fluffy moment, my smut is usually a lot more physically descriptive for . obvious . Reasons but yeah ok phew ok um yes read it and tell me if you like it (please im like actually shitting)

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: fluff. fluff fluff fluff is the big thing here; lots of gay yearning and longing and “girlfriend or girl that’s a friend” type of vibe. implied smut (it’s implied/explicitly stated that you and ellie have hooked up but there’s no actual smut), cussing, drug use (weed), you and ellie being ridiculously awkward for like 500+ words it’s actually ridiculous. little bit of sexual tension tbh. bad extended metaphors (i used to write poetry and it shows in my fic writing leave me alone). i proofread this three times but i’m also blind so some shit may sound weird 

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 4.2k.. slay

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there are some people who you would do mostly anything for. maria, who took you in. tommy, who has been nothing but kind to you. other friends, other family. and then there’s ellie.

girlhood came quick – unsightly and unprecedented -– and when ellie made the sound, sworn pact of best-friendship with you at the age of sixteen, you weren’t expecting it to become so serious. a bond originally mended from a mutual interest in comic books and backpack pins and video games and of each other’s faces – it felt only casual, like something that would age with time. but you made homes out of each other. at first it was just mere occupancy. i really like being around you. and then it was work. it was snipping through each other’s secrets and traumas, and patching all the holes punched in the walls. it was slow dancing under a roof far from perfected, and dampening each other’s shoulders in the gentle glow of fairy lights. it was stitching each other’s wounds, giving stories to each other’s scars. it was laying beside each other in an unmade bed. and there, under canopies of sheets and sighs, it was teaching each other how to kiss, how to give back. how to do it for yourselves, but most importantly, how to do it together.

when ellie looked you in the face and told you “i would do anything for you,” you were terrified because you knew that she meant it, but you squeezed her hand because you meant it tenfold.

you said, “i adore you.”

she said, “i love you,”

and then you woke up.

.   .   .   .

it was the day after ellie’s nineteenth birthday.

the breeze kisses down the sweat-lined trail of your spine cord and the shudder it ushers from you is like a push, headfirst, into all of your senses. you wince and your hands scrunch at the sheets, and it’s sudden, but you almost immediately still. you are awake enough to realize that these sheets – as damp as they are – are not yours. this mattress is too firm. this room is too dark. at first panic comes quick, not barraging per se, but tying your stomach in a knot that renders you uneasy. you investigate -- slightly frantic -- hands searching for just about anything until someone shuffles beside you, and you still. your eyes squint at the back of an auburn bun and a feeling begins to settle in your stomach.

this is ellie’s room.

beside you, ellie is asleep. the trailed spotted canyon separates both ends of her back, and it’s on full display to you.

she was presumably naked.

and so were you.

.   .   .   .   

you didn’t talk to her after, but you couldn’t avoid her forever.

hell took the form of a cafeteria serving line where she stood beside you, staring at your neck in a manner you had to fight not to give attention to. and you knew it was cruel, but honestly, you didn’t know what to say. voice your shock at her not talking to you sooner? showing that you cared in this instance felt forbidden. like it would be a dead giveaway, of which you wouldn’t be able to afford, as remarkably stupid as that was.

apparently, you weren’t trying hard enough, since you could see that ellie was trying to do the same as you, and yet failing miserably. her eyes scanned the side of your face; waiting. longing – for anything, really. for a second, you couldn’t see her and that was when she gained the most courage. ellie’s eyes scaled the ground as she refilled her lungs, and then she tried, throwing herself into the pool of sharks with a single step in your general direction, “hey.”

your head whips around, but something falling along the line of shock backs your voice. “hi..?”

“i haven’t uh, i haven’t seen you. like at all.” “yeah.” you nodded, “yeah, i’m sorry i’ve just – i’ve just been busy lately–”

“no it’s totally fine, i get it, i was just – y’know, i was just wondering where you .. were.” ellie nearly burns herself trying to spoon mashed potatoes onto her plate. it’s not exactly one of those things that you can’t make obvious. she wanted to die.

be cool, be cool you tell yourself. “i mean.. it’s only been a week.” you roll your eyes with some effort of a laugh, but holy shit, you probably looked so stupid. you immediately rushed to compensate for it. “but uh, how’ve you been?” you see ellie’s eyebrows raise as she peeks at you. small talk? she thought. unironically? fucking, seriously? “uh..” a breathy chuckle left her lips. “i’m.. okay. you?”

“yeah, i’m fine. i’ve just been–” “busy, huh.” “yeah, yeah.. well you just, said it for me, so.” you begun counting the ways in which you could conveniently die in this moment. there were none that you could think of. you wanted to slide down a wall.

as the end of the line grew near, you couldn’t tell what emotions were bubbling in your stomach. a desire to run was obvious, but something about leaving the conversation unfinished left it curdling. your heart pounded against your ribs, and you swallowed every urge that you had not to look at her. but that didn’t stop you from slowing down, from putting the tiniest spoonfuls of broccoli on your plate, just in case. maybe if she, perhaps, if it wouldn’t be a bother… please. please just talk to me.

“hey, so, remember uh, a couple nights ago–” ellie spoke and you, briefly, felt your stomach drop into your ass and your innards beginning to protrude through every hole on your body, until she finished her sentence “--when we were talking about like.. i don’t know, weed. and you said you’d never smoked and like, you wanted to. well dina and i just got a bunch and i can’t really smoke it all on my own, so like.. i was wondering like, if maybe you wanted to... come over later…” ellie’s throat was pulsing in the base of her chest, begging, literally pleading for you to say yes. dying. on its knees. please for the love of fucking christ–

there are some people who you would do anything for, and then there’s ellie. ellie, who would give her rib for your wellbeing, and expect nothing in return. ellie, who is your best friend. ellie, who you hooked up with. ellie, who you have kissed. ellie, who is the only one in notable existence who you would have done either of those things with. ellie, who at the end of the day regardless of how hard you try to hide it, you have missed amidst all of your confusion, and who you just want to be around.

“uh.. yeah. sure, why not?”

it didn’t seem like ellie was expecting you to say yes, let alone say yes so casually. nevertheless something treading a line of relief and acceptance crossed her face, one that she had to blink away in order to remind herself that she was standing in front of you, and to say something. “yeah,” she started, lips beginning to upturn into a small smile. “well, cool.”

“i’ll see you at.. nine?” you nodded and ellie lifted her tray and walked around you to sit with jesse. when she peered over her shoulder to look back at you for a moment, you met each other’s gazes.

she offered you a small smile. you gave her one back in return.

how genuine of you.

.   .   .   .   

“you’re not gonna cough – look, i’m gonna light it. and then you’re gonna inhale and you’re gonna hold it. and just let it go when i tell you to. yeah?”

“m’literally gonna pass out–”

“you’re fine. just trust me, you got it.” ellie’s thumb rolls back and the lighter sparks. the flame licks the buds of the freshly packed bowl stationed between your lips and you try to convince yourself that that is what stills you. nothing at all to do with how ellie is so close to you that her bated breaths just barely skim your jaw. for a moment, you met eyes. despite your previous interactions, you never saw ellie as a person who stares. when she did she would stare through you, too spaced out to notice and too abashed if you’d ever brought it up to her. tonight was different because ellie was staring directly into you.

it all was hard not to focus on - the way she was looking at you, timid but daring, as if her excitement could be explained by something other than watching her best friend take her first hit. the way she was leaned over, supported one arm as though she was going to kiss you, or maybe the position was just too fucking familiar. god knows how long you looked at each other. your mind abandoned the instructions she gave you.

inhale…

you blinked, quickly averting your gaze as you filled your lungs with smoke. your eyes glued themselves to the bowl, while ellie’s eyes alternated between watching the embers and watching you. she took her bottom lip between her teeth to contain her smirk, voice falling alongside the sound of the soft crackles and your lungs expanding. “there you go. nice and easy…”

for a second you thought you had it. your exhale begun slow and cautious, and you didn’t know if you were doing this correctly but you at least knew that you were still doing it. that was until ellie looked at you again. it was the smirk, and the tinge in her cheeks. it was every freckle and the lines of sleep deprivation and stress settled under her eyes, backlit by lamplight. your breathing tripped, and your coughs stumbled out. hard. harder than you were prepared for. you caught the sound of ellie laughing underneath them before she rose from the couch, and the sound of the faucet running followed shortly thereafter.

“oh my god,” you rasped, swallowing down what you’d hoped would be the last of your coughs. it wasn’t. you wanted to die, and for a minute, you actually thought you were going to.

“it’s okay. it happens,” ellie grinned, handing you a cup of water your way which you hastily accepted. embarrassment laughed loudly at you in the back of your mind, for you’ve made yourself look astronomically stupid in front of ellie on numerous occasions and it wasn’t exactly like any of them had mattered prior to this. this one seemed to matter a little more though. “that’s – that’s really strong,” you tried to play it off, hoarse and partially alive. “you said i wouldn’t cough,” you frowned.

“i never said that.” “you lied to me.” “oh so, i’m a liar now?” “yes! what the fuck, that’s exactly what you are.” you laughed. ellie plopped down on the couch and took the bowl from your hand, a shiteating grin never leaving her face. “it’s okay, it’s fine. you’re fine.” she took her lighter, flushing slightly. “that was fine. you did good. i’m proud of you.”

her words made your suffering more worthwhile than you’d like to admit. good. i’m proud of you. a self-satisfied smile twitched onto your lips accompanied by the warmth in your cheeks. you caught yourself rolling your eyes and tucking a strand of hair behind your ear as the sound of ellie’s lighter flickered once more, only the bowl had been brought to her lips. you brought your knees up to your chest as you watched her. she withdrew the smoke slow between her lips and exhaled the cloud before her with ease. it was you, this time, whose teeth found their bottom lips. suddenly you understood the appeal of watching. maybe because it just wasn’t you who was doing the smoking. or maybe, more accurately, because it was ellie.

your eyes scan her for longer than you intended to, flickering between the bowl and her eyes. you have to literally force them away, now feeling the need to fill in the silence. “how long does it take to hit?” you tilted your head. “like, usually?”

ellie took a second to think, frowning in thought for a second before resorting to shaking her head. “not that long.” she rasped, going in for another hit. “but it gets stronger the more you do it. it’s not like edibles, or anything.” you slowly nodded, mumbling an “ah” under your breath at ellie’s advice.

“you get better with practice. you did better than me my first time, i remember when i first smoked with kat.. oh my god. i was like.. dying on her floor.” ellie snorted, and your eyes fell slightly. kat and dina weren’t necessarily sensitive topics, or at least for the sake of showing that you didn’t care, you convinced yourself that they weren’t. but part of you liked to think that ellie knew. because honestly, she probably did. nonetheless, an amused exhale pushed through your nose as you thought, airing on the side of caution with your words. “i don’t really think she cared that much,” you mused and ellie scrunched up her face, offering a half-way smile in confirmation “not really, no.”

you fiddled with your fingers as your eyes lingered around the tops of your knees. the gap of silence widened between the two of you, and in the midst of waiting for you to say something, ellie looked at you, realizing that you weren’t going to. her eyes scaled you up and down, a small confused smirk tugging at the corner of her lips. “you okay?” 

you honestly hadn’t realized how quiet you’d been. you can’t tell what made you that way – the mention of kat, the fact that you are sitting across from ellie on the same couch that you and her (began) fucking on a week and a half prior– “yeah i’m just–” you ran a hand through your hair, stretching with a groan that you’d hope would act as a vessel for all of your anxieties. “i’m just uh, waiting for you to ask me if i want another hit.”

ellie’s eyebrows raised and she scoffed out a laugh. ”okay, well..” she lifted the glass bowl, pointing it towards you. “do youuu… want another hit?”

.   .   .   .   

what you liked most about ellie is how you fit beside her. how she always left room for you, but kept you close. what ellie liked most about you is that you saw all sides of her, even the ones that she herself couldn’t see, and yet you still chose to stay. her hand was fit to be undesirable - often cold, calloused and rough with the day’s remains under her fingernails no matter how hard she scrubbed them. but you didn’t flinch when she touched you. your skin brought warmth to her palms and she brought you the gift of knowing that she was there, and during these times, wanted to be nowhere else. between the sheets, conversation fell in gentle whispers. giggles were hushed as to not wake the peace between you two. it was just you two. and face to face, you were safe, tracing forcefields onto each other’s skin. she was soft yellow light. she was cluttered collectibles, and wrinkled, stained grey comforters. she was brown liquor, and the vibration of a tuned guitar against your chest. she is home; your homegirl.

ellie’s eyes were half-lidded, pulled under by both sleepiness and the influence, but she was still only looking at you. she looked at you when you were looking directly at her, foreheads bound to touch and barely a nose apart, and your breath tickled her upper lip. she looked at you when you closed your eyes and her hands were massaging your scalp, when your head bent towards the nape of her neck and she swore you could hear her heart thumping, spilling over in her chest. your hands had found the girl’s hip, thumb barely tracing patterns over the skin exposed above her boyshorts. ellie was floating, though she was still thinking, which was both a blessing a curse.

ellie spent a lot of time assessing the roles of the different people in her life. she didn’t dwell over the concept of loss, be it death or otherwise. but keeping people close to her felt like a timebomb. 

everyone who i have ever cared about has either died or left me.

she would never tell anyone but laying with you, staying with you, being with you -- as much as she loved it -- sometimes felt like a recipe for disaster. now, all things considered, she’d hate to admit that that feeling was even worse. she felt like shit. for a variety of reasons. she just didn’t want you to leave. “i don’t want you to ever go away,” ellie muttered through the silence.

you hum, nose rested in the crescent of her neck, breathing in the smell of just her; musk, deodorant, woodchips, weed. these words aren’t unfamiliar to you coming from ellie. you wanted the moment to last. you wanted to be as close to her as you could be. you wanted to hear the reason. “why?” you asked, a tiny playful smirk in your voice, evident once you lift your head to look up at her. you can’t really see her, but her breath fans over your lips. suddenly both of your bodies feel hot, like her hip is melting into your hand and your cheek into her palm. the sliver of distance between the two of you is paining, but neither of you move.

ellie bit back a small smile. her tongue stuck out briefly, passing between her lips along as a beat of silence settled between the two of you. “because,” she whispers, quieter.  “you’re like.. my best friend.” “mm.” “and i guess you’re my favorite person,” ellie’s nose bumped against yours, and you swallowed your breath. “and i would do anything for you.”

“you don’t even care about me,” you joked. your eyes locked with the girl’s before you whose had seemed to soften, like the smile on her face, but only slightly. “i’d kill for you.”

ellie is pure warmth against you. the concave of your hand presses gently into the protrusion of her hip, and you feel her lean into your grasp, edging closer, daring to do so something that best friends simply do not do. flickering between her eyes and her lips. ellie’s finger traces the curve of your jawline and you try not to shiver. it hooks, carefully, under the base of your chin, thumb massaging over its front. but it felt different this time. you needed to ask, “do you remember the night that we hooked up?”

if the lights were on, you would’ve seen all the blood fade from ellie’s face. and then you would’ve seen it rush to her cheeks again. you did see her bite the inside of her cheek, scaling your own face carefully in an effort to remain perfectly still – perfectly collected. “it kinda depends on what you’re labeling as hooking up.”

you weren’t expecting yourself to roll your eyes, or laugh for that matter. “i’m not talking about kissing, i’m not talking about heavy-petting.” you looked into her, a smile on both of your faces. “i’m talking about your birthday.”  

ellie’s heart kicks and for a second, she thinks she might have a heartattack. a beat drifts by, and she nods, “yeah.”

“and you told me that you would do anything for me?”

ellie’s brows furrowed. you could tell she was trying to joke with you, but behind her reciprocation, for the first time, it’s like you could see it in her face. “where exactly are you going with this?”

you were starting to feel a bit nervous. your palm felt clammy against her skin, despite it being perfectly dry.  “because i think you said something else, too.” ellie’s ministrations grew to a slow halt and suddenly you knew that she knew, that you knew. “and i think you said it while i was sleeping. and i wanna know if it’s true.” you felt so small under ellie’s gaze. ellie, who had not broken eye contact with you once, had barely shown any changes in her expression outside of the subtle lift in her brows. the most you got out of her was a recent, slow, thoughtful lick of her lips – the only thing she could offer as she struggled to pull herself together, desperately wanting to own up to what you’d suspected but at the same time desperately looking for escapes out of this conversation.

instead, she settled, trying not to swallow the bulge in her throat. “i don’t know, what if it is?” she tossed, cheeks warm and gaze wanting to waver, but not allowing herself to let it. as badly as she wanted to. mother of god, she was so conflicted.

your hand reaches for the back of ellie’s neck and your lips slot together in something soft, something familiar, but something so full that it makes your heart twist and turn. ellie’s hand takes your hip like it’s routine, reeling and winding as your lips slot together - slow. gentle. calculated. the answer to her question. “i wanna hear you say it,” you murmured against her lips. ellie hummed, it falling between the line of approval and disapproval. her hand was hot against your stomach – you felt like you were on fire. “i don’t want you to hate me,” ellie admitted, and it struck you dead in the chest. “i don’t know -- i’m honestly so fucking scared. i don’t wanna ruin anything. i don’t wanna lose you.”

you shook your head, frantic and eager, words bubbling out before you got a grasp on them.  “what? i could never hate you.” you hooked your finger gently under her chin, pulling her face so that it faced yours. you searched her eyes for any signs of sarcasm or anything. instead, certainty – and not the certainty in her eyes just a few moments prior. a more pessimistic kind of certainty. doubt. a hint of dread, even. “i could never. hate you.” you reaffirmed, and then you slipped; you were off the deep end, the words out your mouth before you could even control them, spiraling, spiraling, spiraling…  “i love you.”

ellie’s expression fragmented. her eyes met yours again, and something in them brightened, and then dimmed. like something had unlocked – unclicked, at the notice that maybe, just maybe, there was a little bit less to be afraid of. 

and so you said it again. “i love you.” you shook your head. “i love you..”

ellie’s train of thought is pure static. she can’t tell if she’s breathing heavier, or breathing at all, and or if she is nearly even alive for these are moments that she’d only really thought of. she can think of nothing other than you. just you, here, beneath and alongside her and loving her, and everything cracks and locks into place at the same time.

she leans down, grasping your cheek and kissing you like you’re an anchor. for the first time, neither of you hold back. it wasn’t chaste, nor careful. ellie kisses you like she’d been meaning to since you started allowing her to – deeply, with no endpoint in sight. your bodies mold, like halves slotting together, and heat envelops the two of you. it’s safe. it’s so warm. it is so perfect. when she pulls away, she is winded, having nearly given all of the life in her body to you.

“i love you,” she declares, lips ghosting against your own. your head spins as you catch her gaze through your lashes, bringing yourself to barely shake your head as you find your voice. “no you don’t..” your smile is sarcastic and suddenly both you and ellie are snickering, but she’s persistent against your lips. “i love you so much.”

“i can never win with you, huh?” ellie quipped, pushing a section of hair out of your face and you grin. “not once,” you promise.  ellie shakes her head at you. her thumb massages your cheekbone and for a second, she’s useless, now essentially smiling down at you as she shook her head.

“you’re so stupid,” ellie whispered. “and you’re never getting rid of me.” “yeah?” “yeah.” “thank god for that, i guess.” you both laugh and your lips make contact once again. it’s full of yearning and it’s deep, but this time, you take your time. ellie’s hands move slow, and time rolls over onto itself. each kiss overlaps and says something different, but as you spend the night parting each other’s thighs with your legs and breathing bliss into each other’s mouths, the same mantra gets underscored over and over again. i’ve got you, she says. and i’ve got you, you affirm.

there are other people in this world who you would die for and then there is ellie, who you would walk through shallow spikes for with no complaints because you know she would do the same for you. there is ellie who would fight hell and high water for you, and has, and will do it again and again and again, as long as it meant that you weren’t going anywhere. there is ellie, who is half of you, but more. ellie. your best friend. your girlfriend, you’d hope. your person.

your homegirl. just a girl. just a body, to which you’re a homebody.

homegirl, homegirl, homegirl.