#but goddamn that was hilarious

[julesnichols]

Shoutout to the professor at this event tonight who absolutely BODIED this kid when giving him an award by saying "oh he's here tonight, he wasn't in my class earlier today"

[whollyjoly]

look we all want buck in tommys hoodie....

but i raise you a tommy who accidentally grabbed bucks hoodie and walks into harbour only to have lucy laugh so hard she falls out of her chair

[sea-buns]

SO insane that Sam has seen AND liked this... I'm so cozy in my little tumblr corner that I forget my words can escape containment and be perceived beyond Aabria Iyengar

[osakanone]

Courtesy of @Amuroslay

[cringefail-clown]

turnabour earth c but its hal endlessly fucking with dirk by wearing the most ridiculous outfits he can manage to find

[jaztice]

listen the nimona movie is proof that you can change some truly major shit in a story but as long as you stay true to the original themes and intentions people are gonna love it anyway. holy shit two cakes etc etc

[bree-paints]

This chapter was peak dynamic for them. Back when Yuji's biggest grief in life was his slime? Apparently?

[suntails]

⚔️♣️

[carlyraejepsans]

Do you think Sans finds Tori adorable?

I wonder what other words he’d use to describe her,,

adorable. pretty. pretty good. ingenious. cunning. hilarious. splendid, and one "hot hot mamajkf sdksfasda skjf

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no he wouldn't

[alchemistc]

Wayne teaching a pleading Eddie about baseball in the heat of the summer because Steve has spent months investing in all of Eddie's special interests and Eddie has come to the terrible realization that he's mostly shit on Steve's music and hobbies for most of their friendship so he buys tickets to a baseball game on a whim as a "surprise sorry I'm a shitty friend" gift except like, he doesn't have a fucking clue about sports in general and he doesn't want to look STUPID.

Wayne, with a put upon sigh, sitting in his recliner and declining to comment on the tiny green shorts Eddie is wearing because the last time he brought up Steve's propensity for leaving his goddamn clothes in Eddie's room all the time Eddie had iced him out for three whole days. The trailer doesn't have AC and it's hot as hell so whatever, if Eddie wants to continue to deny that Harrington is clearly leaving bits of himself behind to test out the waters then Wayne isn't going to push it.

Wayne, trying to explain infield and outfield and pitchers and catchers ("Okay I know that one," Eddie says with a wiggle of his eyebrows and Wayne scowls.) and runners and scoring and innings.

Harrington's Beemer pulling up on a Friday afternoon and Wayne greeting him at the door while Steve asks Wayne if he knows what Eddie has planned and Wayne shrugs because he still doesn't understand why they need a day and a half to make it to the game, and Eddie's excited for this surprise.

Wayne waking up on Sunday afternoon to the sound of the trailer door slamming open, laying in bed listening to hushed voices and the sounds of bacon frying on the stove, rolling out of bed to find his nephew still wearing his damn sunglasses inside, so clearly they'd had themselves a good time, and then Wayne blinks and his eyes focus and -

"What the hell are you wearing, kid?" he asks and Eddie yelps, bangs his head on the open cabinet door, hisses when the movement knocks the glasses off his nose and the light hits his eyes and Wayne very carefully does not mention the way Harrington presses in close to examine Eddie's head, fingers pressing into Eddie's hair and it's a familiar closeness but there's definitely still something more there than there was two days ago.

His nephew is wearing a goddamned Cubs jersey in his goddamn house and Steve's eyes flit to the Cardinals hat hung on the wall with growing comprehension and possibly a little terror.

"Everyone knows the merch is half the experience, Wayne," Eddie tells him and Wayne contemplates snacking him upside the head because his goddamn nephew has had the audacity to fall in love with a goddamn Cubbie fan. Right under his roof.

Over breakfast Steve explains the rivalry and has to stop himself from talking shit about the Cards more than once. Wayne admires his restraint but nearly shoves his own head right in the oven when it turns out Steve had likened everything Eddie didn't understand about the game to DnD scenarios and managed to make a fan out of Eddie.

Wayne doesn't have the heart to threaten to burn the jersey. Not when Eddie is making connections between the Curse and one of his old campaigns and Steve is staring at his nephew with such a helplessly fond look that Wayne feels like he's interrupting something.

Not when they suddenly have a standing appointment to sit around their small TV, Eddie in his Cubs jersey and Wayne with his Cards hat firmly pulled over his head and Steve in between them quietly drinking his beer while Eddie yells at the ump through the TV about a called strike that is "Clearly off the plate, man, are you BLIND?"

Not when Eddie comes in late one morning and leans against the door with two fingers absentmindedly pressed to his lips and suddenly Steve's over most nights, hooking his ankle over Eddie's and curling his fingers into Eddie's and stumbling over sudden sirs again even though Wayne thought he'd curbed that months ago.

He does, however, draw the line when Eddie tries to give him a Cubs hat for his birthday.

[atopvisenyashill]

every time someone does “valyrian culture was more egalitarian than andal culture” discourse i point to the fact that jaehaerys invented the doctrine of exceptionalism and was an evil misogynistic menace to every woman he knew, how visenya was not the ruler of their house despite being older, and how the vale which is STEEPED in andal culture & chivalry & the seven regularly has their houses ruled by women in a way that almost no other region outside of dorne has ntm having the ONLY ruling lady of a paramount house INCLUDING VALYRIAN AND FIRST MEN HOUSES and also i start shrieking

[qqueenofhades]

I will shut up about the new mattress eventually, but that day will not be today.

[doopn00p]

Reigen just fucking died

[spacelaserlulu]

The fact that MCR made “Vampire Money” in response to Stephenie Myer asking them to make a song for Twilight makes it so fucking funny that they let Renfield use “Na Na Na” for a car chase scene.

[tswwwit]

Having finished the Book of Bill, I have some thoughts. Nothing detailed, just as it pertains to my writing mostly!

First: Fuck Yeah, that was great! And my congratulations to Billford shippers for being so well fed.

Could have used more Dipper info but hey, I'm biased!

Second: Knowing that Bill is so absolutely fucked up by destroying his dimension is excellent. I'm tempted to hop back on the Whump sequel now, because goddamn. You know that guy wouldn't just be upset about losing something he cares about. Again. He'd go absolutely unhinged.

Another thing that's amusing to me is that, in Familiar AU, the reincarnation setup was accomplished by Bill going to the Axolotl.

I'm just amused at the idea of said extremely powerful being being rather nonplussed that Bill's actually like... Forming connections (healthy ones!! even if it's just one person for now) 'Cause a big theme in the book is he has No Idea how to do that. At All. Along with all the 'burned own dimension to a crisp' PTSD.

I can only imagine said salamander is Very Surprised! Likely because he thought that only Literal Death would bring Bill even close to reforming.

(Bill protests he's NOT reforming shit; Dipper wonders what he's gotten himself into. Again)

Poor Dipper. Thought he'd be able to be Perfectly Normal and Fit In by casting a quick little familiar spell, and ends up being a multi-lived Emotional Support Human to an insane interdimensional criminal.

And one final interesting fact.

BILLY.

[spicyvampire]

Tinn : if you need someone to talk to I'm here

Charn not 5 mins later : [set fire to Tinn's house]