#but he loves him

[kamikkyu]

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Grand Vizier: That voice in your head won't shut the fuck up its very annoying

Arthur, exasperated: how do you think I feel

[warsawwz]

He was beaten up, but whyyyy

A couple of versions with a different background under the cut because I didn't choose which one is better

Sometimes I come back from the dead 😮‍💨

[timatime0]

Sirius: I’m the responsible one in this relationship

Remus: You just set the kitchen on fire.

Sirius: yes. And I take full responsibility for that.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Hangman: Rooster, when I die, I don't care who else is at my funeral, as long as you're there.

Rooster: Of course I'll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops.

[laski-and-sage]

Anderson: When I first met you... I thought you were weird and annoying!

Alucard:

Anlucard: And...?

Anderson: I was right.

Alucard: Jesus Christ on a Stick- This is our wedding!

[yaoi-helps-the-soul]

Am I sick? This made me sad

Manga: Killing Stalking

[highwaytothedangerzone502]

Maverick: I'm sick and tired of people calling me mortal. Like, they don’t know that. Neither do I. I've never died. Not once. Nothing has been proven yet. They need to stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Goose, about to commit fratricide: Mav, it's FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING, FOR THE LOVE OF-

[fighting-shadows]

Lyric has a little Jack Russel named Beat. The little man is covered in scars after being used as a baiting dog by his previous owner. Lyric saw him over a fence and pretty much stole him when he saw the state of him, and when Lyric was found by police the dog was taken away from him for a short period until the original owner was investigated, charged with cruelty and Lyric was allowed to adopt the dog. He named the dog Beat, and he and Beat have been best buds ever since.

[lucdoodle]

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[the-vengeful-demon]

He's such a gem

[lilislegacy]

imagine being someone at new rome university and not knowing percy is the same guy as “percy jackson, son of poseidon, two-time hero of olympus, former praetor” because the thought doesn’t even cross your mind. like… he’s percy. he’s a total frat boy. on a normal night, he walks into a party, refers to everyone as bro or dude, socializes with every living (and not-living) person in the room, makes at least 50 sarcastic comments, plays 12 rounds of beer pong, drinks way too much, and then skates around campus on his skateboard yelling “I LOVE NEW YORK” (which makes no sense, because they’re in california) until someone calls his girlfriend to come get him.

and then one day there’s an attack, and frat boy percy is all of a sudden a fighting machine. he’s yelling battle cries alongside the praetors frank zhang and hazel levesque as they lead everyone into battle. (why is he with the praetors? and why…. why in the world do the praetors seem to be following his lead?) his sword slashes through armies of monsters faster than you’ve ever seen. he’s controlling the entire river surrounding the camp, creating huge waves as tall as skyscrapers that crash down all around him, wiping out monsters and causing mass destruction to his enemies’ ranks. the sky is suddenly dark above you, ice-cold water droplets are slashing through the air, and the wind is blowing so aggressively that it’s making it hard to stand up steadily. because he’s somehow created a hurricane.

and he looks terrifying. you can feel the power radiating off of him. he’s like a god. or maybe a monster. it’s hard to tell. you’re a little scared of him, to be honest. but also in total awe, because it’s extraordinary. he’s extraordinary.

frat boy percy is not who you thought he was.

[bxnnie-bxwl]

love when bonnie does the thing

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

[retquits]

save me winter elliott stardew valley... winter elliott stardew valley save me......