#but i am laughing

[impossibleprincess35]

Not me cackling like an old witch because OF COURSE we would get tragic Bad Batch episodes and a Barriss Offee comeback on SATINE WEEK.

[lorephobic]

on the day of the tragedy?????????

[deathfavor]

@deiscension said: <anon> I am obviously Ming-xiong's number one, most reliable, bestest (and therefore also prettiest!), truest friend in the all the realms, no matter what tacky purple silk dresses I may or may not be wearing, isn't that right? <definitely not shi qingxuan></anon>

ask my muse about their connections with other characters

' . . . '

He Xuan Ming Yi has an inscrutable expression on his face as he looks at the oh so mysterious note. NOT. It was blatantly obvious who it was. He doubted anyone besides Ling Wen might be able to accurately capture the Wind Master's lexicon, but she would be unable to avoid asking an actual question. This lacks that, which makes it easy to see that it's the genuine goddess asking.

" What friend? Must've been sent to the wrong address. "

[suenitos]

everyone pointing out the two people who arent there im fucking stealing somethign out of your house

[cryoexorcist]

i can't believe i can say "heizou at home" for the name of an anime/anime character, and @wcndererr will actually google it thinking i'm being for real.

[ladysophiebeckett]

not live nation and ticketmaster begging the doj not to investigate them

[autobotmedic]

{ I am Not reblogging more polls I did quite enough of that for a while, however, the fact that apparently someone suggested ratch for this which I just learned about yesterday

and he is now a finalist among a long line of mostly human(?) competition

is extremely funny to me

[patchworkgargoyle]

Patron Saint of Ants

Goddamn ants 😭

[librarianpirate]

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Beautiful from Ordinary Days

[cryptidjeepers]

I hope random brands turn their logo rainbow for no goddamn reason. I hope they do it even if its a desperate bid to seem supportive. I dont fucking care if its shallow. Bud light made a limited edition rainbow can and white men with big trucks took machine guns on them. Target runs a line of admittedly cringe rainbow merchandise and is the subject of domestic terrorism. A random company going rainbow for a month is shallow but its showing the people that want to kill us that they can't win. The pride flag will be everywhere and itll piss them off and theres nothing they can do about it. No matter how much violence and hatred they dish out, they'll be too many goddamn companies to boycott, to threaten. You dont have to buy shit from them, just use rainbow capitalism against them.

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

[sortashrimp]

currently losing my mind at how vox just stands there trying to process what just happened after val breaks his phone sklfhdlkf

him looking down at his empty hand is kILLING me omg